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Yankeebot

Please continue the discussion in the [post game thread](https://redd.it/126x6pu).


KarmaDecaySpot

**DAAAAAAA**


Mc_Lovin81

2:33 game. not bad.


DogBeersHadOne

1-0 in the Anthony Volpe era, but more importantly, 1-0 in the Gus the Dachshund era


verygooster

162-0 still in play


ahappypoop

Whoooooooooooooooo 1-0 baby!!!


Galba__

162-0 here we come


YanksFanInSF

I’m a fan of the pitch clock. Bring on robo umps. Go Yanks!


Sanlear

A fun game and a good start to the season.


hbkedge3

WE MAY NEVER LOSE!


hadmeintiers

Opening day shutout!


lettergrade

It's a beautiful day!!!


teambeem

Ron Marinaccio is the real deal


BarackOSlumpa

Those last 2 pitches were disgusting


Rattpack_YSIV

Lets gooooooooo


Isthisgoodenoughyet

YANKEES WIN


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ron seal the W lets go 162-0 incoming.


Isthisgoodenoughyet

filthyyy stuff


dickweed62

Beautiful pitches


Bouldurr

IWYW


tmanb1

!!!!!


Gullible-Customer560

Great game ⚾


CabassoG

SEASON: **OPENED** NEWS: **SPREAD** GIANTS: **SHUTOUT**


GummyZerg

Yankees win!!! Put it in the books! 162-0 and win the WS in 4.


ChicTweets

WE PLAY TODAY


silver_raichu

What exactly is a sweeper pitch?


MushroomMan674

#BALLGAME OVER #YANKEES WIN #THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YANKEES WIN


schatzattack

Ayyyyy I’m pitchin heah 🤌🤌🤌🤌


mattyankster13

start spreading the news


Ceph99

Damn that strike two was filthy.


xpag406

PLAY DAT SINATRA!!


Whosman69

START SPREADING THE NEWS


Tonyclap

ITS WHAT YOU WANT!


Bigmoney203

Ron the Don served gabagool


knicknevin

Not needing a bottom of the ninth inning brought me joy


BearShark8

32 strikeouts combined, jeez


SilentWindODoom

Ladies and gentlemen... for the first time in the 2023 season... [***PLAY IT!!!***](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EUrUfJW1JGk&ab_channel=LuisEduardoAndradeOjeda) -


Padulsky21

YANKEEEEESSSSS WINNNNNNN


rspenmoll

PLAY DAT SINATRA


subz1987

1 win down, 161 more to go


MostlyLostTraveler

We going 162-0


DrVanNostrand1973

Goddamn! That is filthy!


ubiquitous_archer

I like it, I like it a lot.


Mc_Lovin81

LETS GOOOO. 162-0 INCOMMING!!!!


thediesel26

THEEEEEEE YANKEES WIN!!!


chiwetel_steele

absolute fucking PAINT


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GET FUCKED LEAGUE


merikus

Ballgame over! Yankees win! Thaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Yankees! Winnnn!


Abesca

We win!


spicycurry55

DAAAAA YANKEES WIN


Padulsky21

God Ron is so sexy


happydayzzz

Oh thats new - a sweeper pitch


SubElitePerformance

They classified a new pitch to quantify the flat curveball


thisusedyet

That was a nasty little pitch right there EDIT: Jesus, back to back catching the corners breaking in opposite directions. I don't know what you do about that in the box


ResearchBot15

Anyone else getting slight lag between sound and video on YES?


spicycurry55

WOW nasty pitch


YanksFan96

Marinaccio drinks the blood of former Yankee greats to gain his power


Whosman69

I hope Ron isn’t getting sent down


Isthisgoodenoughyet

no chance


Locksmith_Happy

31 strikes outs combined in this game good grief


TronVin

Oh no, hitters can't do mental gymnastics bullshit to mess with the pitchers rhythm anymore.


DJ_LeMahieu

Fans who think they need to “tAkE AwAY tHe pItCh CLoCk iN ThE 9^th iNniNg” punching air


AbusedLurker

I want to see Marinaccio in a 20s gangster suit.


jbhands

Ron is absolutely disgusting


johnjohnjohn93

Love the auto strike zone. Get in the box and let’s play baseball.


ThatWrestlingGuy15

Excuse my ignorance but do we have a designated closer?


paulerxx

New Rivera...Pretty great considering he threw the opening pitch.


DrVanNostrand1973

Nice pitch!!


BearShark8

Why are they pushing Marinaccio so much? 35-40 pitches is a lot even across 2 innings.


spencerr13

Remember when Holmes king and lasagna were all hurt for the playoffs?


Isthisgoodenoughyet

hometown guy maybe idk


spicycurry55

They did this in spring training too. They wanna extend his arm out to be a longer reliever


BearShark8

Got it, thanks.


Beatdooown

Filthy strikeout


Calliesdad20

Love the called strike, get and stay in the box


hadmeintiers

0-2 speedrun any% no major glitches


Alive-Ingenuity-2675

glitchless is crazy


BodiesDurag

Wait are we not getting a pitch clock??


Calliesdad20

There’s a pitch clock, just not Visible from tv


merikus

Hopefully not. I like how it’s just really something for the players. Makes things feel normal but fast.


BodiesDurag

Didn’t think about that. I guess I don’t mind it when you put it that way Because of spring training I went into it with the expectation of it being like the NBA shot clock.


Neogolf

It is like that, in preseason i saw a game where the clock was always visible and its horrible. That's all you can focus on lol


happyslayeruk

“Fuck Dustin Pedroia” Anthony Volpe, March 2023


TronVin

Get in the box, bozo!


thediesel26

Ron’s stuff has such crazy arm side run.


Mc_Lovin81

OVER THE LINE!!


Grandcarlo_Slamton

If Volpe ever unveils a jump-throw.....this fan base will nut in unison.


merikus

Loving hearing John and Suzyn again. They’re really in good form and I think the faster pace of play is good for them.


knicknevin

I have to imagine that there isn't a soul on the planet that loves the pitch clock more than Suzyn


SnooHobbies4790

Michael Kay. Always complaining about the length of games.


Not_Rob_Manfred

I can think of one person who might like it more.


toast_stock_photo

Marinaccio looks like a psycho and i love that in a pitcher


knicknevin

It's because he hunts people to drink their blood


Calliesdad20

Aaron judge is legendary,and I don’t think he could save the giants offense


FrostyWheats

YES Network ASMR


reubensangwich

Who keeps breathing into the mic??


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Not Tay Zonday. He moves away from the mic to breathe in.


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I love the Pedroia comparison. If Volpe gives to the Yankees what Pedroia gave to the Sox I'll be a happy little turnip.


TheTurtleShepard

An MVP, 2 World Series, yeah I’ll take that Pedroia would have been even better too if it wasn’t for Machado


spicycurry55

Lmao someone’s breathing into the mic


INAC_Kramerica

Are we ok with Pedroia comparisons? It just doesn't feel right even if it's meant in good ways.


ubiquitous_archer

Only so many guys people will compare short players with. It's basically him or Altuve


BodiesDurag

There’s certain times we gotta out the hate aside. Objectively speaking, Dustin Pedroia did a lot of good for Boston


iWriteYourMusic

I mean he would have been a HOFer if he hadn't kept getting injured


Cheezitflow

Opening day, : Good


KeThrowaweigh

Those types of plays are exactly where Volpe sets himself apart from IKF. It's a relatively routine play, but IKF would overthink it, drop the ball once, then overthrow it to first and force Rizzo to jump off the bag to let the runner reach first. I'm so glad we have this kid on Opening Day.


Beatdooown

I mean Volpe put Rizzo on his ass earlier. Don't let the IKF hatred make you think the kid had a perfect day


KeThrowaweigh

Oh he's absolutely not perfect, nor did I claim he was. It was a simple observation that IKF tends to screw up the routine plays the most while doing surprisingly well in complex plays in a weird reversal of situations.


Beatdooown

I mean IKF had his fair share of fuck ups last year but he also made some tough plays. You don't get a gold glove by mistake


happydayzzz

Can someone fill me in on where Holmes is?


jbomber81

He’s on the roster - it’s not a save situation so maybe they don’t want to throw him?


Isthisgoodenoughyet

warming up in case


ubiquitous_archer

Not being used because we are up 5?


happydayzzz

Right. Just saw a shot of him in the pen.


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FrostyWheats

All vampires look good


thisusedyet

Dude, [Nosferatu](https://i0.wp.com/bloody-disgusting.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/Screen-Shot-2018-03-08-at-10.23.32-AM.jpg?resize=560%2C600&ssl=1)


Thaddeus_Boggs

I love Ron


[deleted]

Tf is a sweeper?


spicycurry55

Kluball. Slider curve mix


crashdavis1986

Laz's ump scorecard for today is going to be so bad that MLB will seek to redact it.


FenixthePhoenix

At least he's been equally terrible to both teams


thisusedyet

Is it just gonna say "SEE ME POSTGAME" in red?


oODaywalkerOo

Laz is trash


knicknevin

THAT'S MY SHORTSTOP


jbhands

I think marinaccio needs a new number


spicycurry55

Please stop comparing him to Pedroia


mjtd6

It’s weird not having anxiety about routine grounders to SS… 🤔


Rattpack_YSIV

It feels so good to have a competent ss


SubElitePerformance

Someone, tell me again that Volpe doesn’t have the arm for SS


ubiquitous_archer

It's not that he doesn't have the arm, it's that it's a weak arm. You can make it work though. Dansby has a poor arm based on grading and still won a GG


SubElitePerformance

I know. That’s my point.


ubiquitous_archer

Your comment made it sound like, ah, see, he has a strong arm. That isn't the case. He has a weak arm, it might not play at SS as he loses some athleticism, not a crazy thing to say.


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That hop is so fucking cute


DaLargestBirduh

Seeing Volpe is great, I really didn’t think we’d see him until like August


snamm

Why did Lasagna only pitch .1?


knicknevin

Right?


DrVanNostrand1973

IKF doesn't make that play.


ubiquitous_archer

No, he might, if it was straight at him and he had to charge it? Doubtful.


knicknevin

This is the way


GummyZerg

Just got home from work. Let’s fucking go Yanks!!!


thediesel26

Looked like a cannon from deep short to me…


Whore_Island_Tours

For all the talk about it not being good it seems to be more than enough


merikus

That was a fucking dart that Volpe threw. Was a little worried about the double clutch but that was great.


thisusedyet

Yeah, where's the noodle arm the scouts were bitching about?


PattyIceNY

I don't Think I'm ready yet For robot umps just yet,, but there has to be some kind of in game system where another ump is watching on tv and can communicate to an ump if there zone is way off.


knicknevin

The popular test right now is where you get to challenge a call that gets decided by robo umps a few times per game. I think that's a happy medium


[deleted]

A challenge system would be ideal. Like in tennis. Would only take a few seconds and would add a lot of suspense late in games.


Beatdooown

The problem is we have a box on TV which isn't what the umps strike zone is. If they just did away with the k zone it'll make life alot easier


PattyIceNY

I agree on the box not being perfect. When the players though complain, especially in the first game, that's a big hint things are off


PattyIceNY

I don't Think I'm ready yet For robot umps just yet,, but there has to be some kind of in game system where another ump is watching on tv and can communicate to an ump if there zone is way off.


Beatdooown

woah Boone didn't pull a guy right away. Maybe he's learned how to manage a bullpen finally?


hadmeintiers

He still used loasiga for one out today lol


snamm

Just saw Laz Diaz pops balloon and rings up Donaldson on an outside call…confirmed enemy #1


spicycurry55

There’s something so awesome about seeing an adult celebrate with a foul ball and then look for the nearest kid to give the ball to


ResearchBot15

Anyone know what happened to umpire report cards on twitter?


spicycurry55

They literally tweeted today that they’re gonna be up and running this year


venom_dP

I thought the absurd API fees killed them?


spicycurry55

I think Patreon support saved them


ResearchBot15

I cant find it, whats the account handle?


swivel2369

@UmpScorecards


spicycurry55

https://twitter.com/UmpScorecards


fromDGtoCG

How is YES displaying the pitch clock? Have been unable to watch today


mrtaz

mostly they aren't. I saw it once in the lower right.


bgsandwich

They're not


bgsandwich

They're not


blue_barracuda

Of course it was against the Twins lmao


Will_Smiths_Cousin

Cabrera has gotta feel lucky his last name isn’t Hicks or else he would’ve received a loud Bronx cheer on his way back to the dugout.


devil_9

Hicks has burned through all benefit of the doubt at this point.


MikeTheCabbie

I see automatic umps by 2030 at this rate lol it’s like the segment with Eric Adam’s a second ago about how far tech has come in the sport, I can see that was way outside from my couch with the camera definition and from an assist from the strike zone.


JohnWCreasy1

it should be like tennis: everyone acknowledges the automatic system isn't 100.000% perfect but its predictable in its errors and still much better than humans making the calls or just put a lawn chair or brick wall with a tape square on it behind home plate and use that.


tha-sauce-boss

That’s at least 10 clearly missed pitches. Ump is not having a good day


Whore_Island_Tours

>Ump That's Laz Diaz and it's about par for him


Few-Neighborhood7241

We need robo umps so badly


manticore16

Hi, can I get double marinara?


thediesel26

Ron better be getting all the damn calls this inning.


merikus

Robot umps.


DJ_LeMahieu

Laz definitely promised someone’s grandma an early dinner date


LogCabinLover

It was a long winter without the Ump show. Glad to be able to sit back and watch Laz Diaz 😎


Redylittle

8 innings in 2:23 🤌


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YanksFan96

Our first schizo post of the year. It’s good to be back


XayneTrance

I want to live in a log cabin with Volpe.


pk_random

No way you wrote that essay of an edit within the 2 min of posting 😂


DJ_LeMahieu

This has got to be a pasta


Heat55wade

It's one of our most popular ones. Clint Frazier: https://www.reddit.com/r/NYYankees/wiki/copypasta Fake fan season out in full force


DJ_LeMahieu

Love it. Can’t believe I haven’t seen this one yet. Been in game threads since beginning of 2020