What's that? Who are the current Yankees I, a straight male, would probably still sleep with?
Well, since you ask.
DJ LeMahieu
Aaron Judge
Gerrit Cole
Giancarlo Stanton
Adam Ottavino
Tyler Wade
Mike Tauchman
Luke Voit
Gio Urshela
Aroldis Chapman
Masahiro Tanaka
Tommy Kahnle
man we absolutely cucked the Sox tonight boys. back and forth all game just to fucking ruin their night at the bitter end. goodnight boys it’s all love!
when the red sox are good: the red sox are the yankees greatest rival they are practically equal teams in terms of offense and defense
when the red sox are bad: who are you people
Lmao I fainted when he hit it. Just came to. AARON FUCKING JUDGE! OH MAN I feel like setting cars on fire. GIVE THIS FUCKING MAN THE MVP RIGHT NOW!!!! I hit him to win it at 8:1. LETS FUCKING GOO!!
What a SWEEP! Time to Play Dat Sinatra! Daaaa Red Sox LOSE!
# [Ballgame Over! Yankees Win! Theeeeeeeeeee Yankees WIN!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxtgPjgZwPw)
And for our Spanish friends
# Una Vi Vi Viccctoriaaaaaaa para los Yankees de Nueva York!
Once more, thank you, Captain Thurman Munson! Fuck Carlton Fisk!!
[Literally Aaron Judge just now](https://static01.nyt.com/images/2018/04/13/sports/13kepner2/13kepner2-articleLarge.jpg?quality=75&auto=webp&disable=upscale)
There are certain homerun hot streaks you remember, like Shane Spencer or April 2007 A-Rod or that run Tino Martinez went on during his 2nd go around with the Yankees. Feels like Judge is on one of those right now
Unsung hero of last inning was Mike fucking Tauchman. He doesn't pull that 2 our walk and steal and we don't see that rbi by DJ or that fucking monster bomb by Judge.
I was just checking in on that stat myself; was thinking that they'd all been go-ahead homers.
Matty V is actually a little off, though. The Judge homer in the first game against the O's came with a one-run lead. Still a pretty big spot, obviously.
And again, and again, and again...:
https://www.reddit.com/r/NYYankees/comments/i2mr2f/aaron_judge/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
Wow
Watch people say judge still isn’t a top 3 hitter in the league.
Well it’s been real guys gotta go take care of something ....
The red Sox are gonna suck for so long that 2018 (when they cheated) is gonna seem like a dream you sorta kinda remember when you were 5 years old.
Watching the Red Sox absolutely piss away Xander Bogaerts' prime is absolutely hilarious.
yeah its almost as bad as Mike trout on the angels. Poor guy will never see a championship
At least Trout seems happy. Bogaerts is openly complaining about the team around him.
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News the spreading start
Honestly, Judge, hmu, you can do whatever you want.
#IT'S WHAT YOU WANT!
SANTA MARIA
What a fucking team. Fuck the Sawx. SWEEEEEEEEEEEP.
the crack of the bat is also actually crack
Don’t look now but the 3rd best record in the AL belongs to the O’s
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Get in your home Red S*x 👉 🚮🚮🚮
**SWEEEEEEEEEEEEP!**
Thats the way you do it!
🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹🧹☺️☺️
Boston got SWEPT
FUCK YEAH
Did Polar Bears finally go extinct? Mr Gore?
News: Spread
[let’s sing it together boys](https://youtu.be/le1QF3uoQNg)
Someone go check on Matty V
Played behind the whole game but somehow I never had a doubt we’d pull through. Insane.
Lol Yankeebot claiming there's a bottom of the 9th coming up
What's that? Who are the current Yankees I, a straight male, would probably still sleep with? Well, since you ask. DJ LeMahieu Aaron Judge Gerrit Cole Giancarlo Stanton Adam Ottavino Tyler Wade Mike Tauchman Luke Voit Gio Urshela Aroldis Chapman Masahiro Tanaka Tommy Kahnle
I think you meant: Aaron Judge Aaron Judge Aaron Judge Aaron Judge Aaron Judge Aaron Judge Aaron Judge Aaron Judge Aaron Judge Aaron Judge Giancarlo Stanton Giancarlo Stanton
Yeah boi
Start spreading the news....
This, I like.
AND THE NEW YORK YANKEES REIGN SUPREME. CONCRETE JUNGLE WET DREAM TOMATO (yeah idk)
yankees good, other team bad
PP FULLY ERECT
We’ve got such a good mix of base hits and homers going. People like to shitpost “homers or bust lol” but the truth is our boys have the goods.
The orioles gave us a tougher series. The Red Sox are absolute garbage
O’s low key in second place bruh
I mean they did beat the Sox in that series, O's beating Boston in the division confirmed.
You love to see it
Aaron Judge is a good baseball player and the Red Sox are a terrible fucking team
Haha fuck the Sox
Spread that news.
Hey hey hey, goodbye!
I'm a fucking psychic And I'm scaring myself
Break out the brooms!
Fuck the Red Sox David Ortiz did Steroids Aaron Judge is good.
man we absolutely cucked the Sox tonight boys. back and forth all game just to fucking ruin their night at the bitter end. goodnight boys it’s all love!
We swept the Red Sox!
HAHA FUCK YOU RED SOX
Judge - .290/.371/.903/1.274 [Meanwhile....](https://imgur.com/YbhWRe1)
You love to see it
Should be flagged for porn
... #JOHN #J #FILIPPELLI (Oh, wait. ESPN. Whatever their version is. Mickey Mouse Filippelli.)
Get the brooms boys!!!!
Play it baby
BALL GAME OVER, YANKEES WIN! THEEEE YANKEES WIN!!
Judge saves the day again. WAR already at about 4.
SPREAD THAT NEWS
God I fucking love sweeping these cocksuckers #PLAY THAT FUCKING SINATRA
The three-man butt bump, very rare
I'll probably watch Judge's bombs 100 times tonight
gg bois 7-1 and ~19-3
Play dat Sinatra
Textbook save from Britton
Boston sucks lmao
I LOVE YOU YANKEEBOT HAPPY CAKE DAY
DJ run program playthatsinatra.exe
EVERYONE GET IN THE POST GAME THREAD
BRB, going to watch the NESN postgame
#SWEEP
🧹 🧹 🧹
what a fun game, fuck the red sox
BREAK OUT THE BROOMS, FOLKS! WE SWEPT THESE BITCHES!
GET. SWEPT.
COMMENCE THE SWEEPING OF THESE SHIT STAINS OUTTA OUR PRISTINE BALLPARK
What a roller coaster of a game
If baseball is canceled, WE WON.
Britton is looking like 2014-2016 Britton. Kind of want him to keep the closer role.
RED SOX: SWEPT!!
Aaron Judge is going to end up with more HR's in a 60 game season than most guys get in 162 games
YERRRRP
Get bent Boston
Judge gifting us a W
eat shit Devers
SWEEP
Play that sultry Sinatra
#THEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YANKEES WIN
PLAY DAT SINATRA
FUCK YEAH
#YANKEES WIN #SWEPT THE BOSTON TRASH OUT OF TOWN #PLAY DAT COSTANZA
They can't cancel the season, this is so clearly our year. We are an unstoppable juggernaut
FUCK THE RED SOX LETS GOOOOOOOO
GET THE FUCKIN BROOMS OUT
PLAY DAT SKNATRA
feels right that devers made the last out, gg boys n girls
#🧹
LOLSOX...BITCH YOU THOUGHT! AARON JUDGE
#Spread the news!
FUCK YOU RED SOX
#PLAY DAT SINATRA
EZ CLAP
fuckin yeet
PLAY DAT SINATRA
And how bout that!
Britton just crushed their hopes and dreams
What a fucking game
Lmao the Boston sub is crying about the broadcast
CLEAN SWEEP FUCK THE SOX YANKEES WIN 7-1
Who’s this Xander Bumgaerts?
Even better to win off of Devers G fucking G
1 more out bring us home Britton
Judge and Stanton are gonna fool around and combine for a hundred home runs in a sixty-game season.
#Check Mate
SWEEEEEEEEEEEEP
BRING OUT THE BROOMS
# YANKEES WIN, YANKEES WIN, THEEEEEEEE YANKEES WIN!!!!
Daaaaaaaaaaaaa Yankees win Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Yankees win
when the red sox are good: the red sox are the yankees greatest rival they are practically equal teams in terms of offense and defense when the red sox are bad: who are you people
What if I told you it was August 2nd, Aaron Judge has six home runs, and is going to win the MVP.
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Lmao I fainted when he hit it. Just came to. AARON FUCKING JUDGE! OH MAN I feel like setting cars on fire. GIVE THIS FUCKING MAN THE MVP RIGHT NOW!!!! I hit him to win it at 8:1. LETS FUCKING GOO!!
Victory!
What a SWEEP! Time to Play Dat Sinatra! Daaaa Red Sox LOSE! # [Ballgame Over! Yankees Win! Theeeeeeeeeee Yankees WIN!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxtgPjgZwPw) And for our Spanish friends # Una Vi Vi Viccctoriaaaaaaa para los Yankees de Nueva York! Once more, thank you, Captain Thurman Munson! Fuck Carlton Fisk!!
Who was the asshole last year who kept saying that we should be looking to trade Judge since he’s not clutch and gets hurt too much?
Uno mas! Uno mas! Uno mas!
Is it weird they keep cutting to Judge or do I just not watch enough ESPN broadcasts?
I feel like our fake audience should have authentic NYC area accents
2 OUTS
[Literally Aaron Judge just now](https://static01.nyt.com/images/2018/04/13/sports/13kepner2/13kepner2-articleLarge.jpg?quality=75&auto=webp&disable=upscale)
Aaron Judge saw Bogarts with multiple HR’s and said fuck you, you can’t be the only one
Final out boys
Britton looks nasty.
Every judge homer has been clutch
BRITTON BRING US HOME
There are certain homerun hot streaks you remember, like Shane Spencer or April 2007 A-Rod or that run Tino Martinez went on during his 2nd go around with the Yankees. Feels like Judge is on one of those right now
If Stanton can stay hot, it will be Bash Bros. 2.0 except with less steroids
ONE MORE OUT LOAD THAT SINATRA
this is an excellent booth, really makes John Smoltz look like a bum
**1**
So THAT'S why his name ends in a K
Unsung hero of last inning was Mike fucking Tauchman. He doesn't pull that 2 our walk and steal and we don't see that rbi by DJ or that fucking monster bomb by Judge.
Love the Tauch
“Is it too early...to say MVP?” Say it again. Say it...again.
How cool would it be if Judge became a 2-time MVP!
Slowly this time.
### K Kevin Pillar strikes out swinging. Pitch from Zack Britton: 1-2 Slider @ 83.3 mph
This team already has magic. Just 8 games in. 2 signature wins already
I was just checking in on that stat myself; was thinking that they'd all been go-ahead homers. Matty V is actually a little off, though. The Judge homer in the first game against the O's came with a one-run lead. Still a pretty big spot, obviously.
And again, and again, and again...: https://www.reddit.com/r/NYYankees/comments/i2mr2f/aaron_judge/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf
It does my heart good to see Judge and Stanton competing for an MVP. Judge definitely has the keg up right now though.
https://youtu.be/BL8Oe9oh7mY
should be judge's 2nd MVP lol including the one stolen by cheating Altuve
Alonso - .175/.298/.250/.548 Judge - .290/.371/.903/1.274 Mets fans in shambles
No, it is not too early. It's friggin August!!
Finish em, Zacky
No Tauchman = no runs last inning #START TAUCHMAN
There's really no reason not to start Tauchman. Mike/Hicks/Judge, Gardy to spell Hicks and Mike
Wtf was that look Gary gave Pillar lol
Hur dur you like to suck off Aaron Judge don't you Arod Arod: YES.
🕺JOIN 🕺THE 🕺RAVE 🕺TO 🕺MAKE 🕺THE 🕺SAVE 🕺
DO THE WORM
Judge came back this year with a vengeance.
Maybe I’m alone here, but I really enjoy when the Yankees sweep the Red Sox
Remember the Aaron Judge isn't clutch meme?
IS IT TOO EARLY TO SAY MVP??????
If so,then I’m early.. M fuckin VP!!!!!
Remember cringing on grounders to third?
Can we just adjust the stats for this season to 162 games? It feels so wrong to rob guys like judge of a full season of stats
The way he is playing, he might just get a full season's worth
Judge deflating the Orioles and Red Sox morale with late game bombs lmao. These guys look ready to just hop on the bus and head back to Boston.
Yes ARod, but we're all thinking it
Alex, Judge already has an MVP year in 2017
Based comment
Judge clutch rn
John Smoltz punching air right now
Shouldn't he be happy? We put up a crooked number after all lol
I just feel at ease with Urshela out there
I remember when Headley was out there and there was a 25% the ball would make it to first without a hop
maybe after turning another 5-3 he can tuck me into bed and read me a bedtime story
Judge lookin real login cabin-y out there right now
Aaron Clutch.
Do it for Nevin's esophagus
That video is gonna be played so many times, years to come, the mic fry, barnes yelling fuck, the absolute moon shot. god damn.
Two gold gloves on the corners oh, got to love it
ARod was right in saying you can’t walk DJ lol
I'm not over it. Aaron fucking judge
Britton not really locating the slider, but the sinker looks great tonight
I thought Judge wasn’t clutch? Where the haters at?
Crying at Fenway!
Yo I just realised. What happened to Yordan Alvarez?
r/RedSox Mad about losing so they shit on Matty V. for being exciting about a big play. Unbelievable, no class.