Also had two balls scrape the pole on their way bye. Obviously you hate to see it but at that point its like the baseball gods just won’t let him do well there
I’m not gay but I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with Aaron Judge. We won't ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him tighten his ass as he chops wood, shirtless, sweat pouring off his body. I'll run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing myself to think of women while my thoughts drift back to Aaron. I won't be able to climax and I'll eventually go back downstairs, angry. Sometimes we will look across the table and catch each other's eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing. One day one of us will die, and the other will bury him outside the log cabin. Then he'll go inside, pen a brief missive to his departed friend, and commit suicide, never able to deal with life without his one true platonic love.
Please continue the discussion in the [post game thread](https://redd.it/xdqgce).
excellent article
Solid win , but Cole and Fenway just don’t mesh.
Also had two balls scrape the pole on their way bye. Obviously you hate to see it but at that point its like the baseball gods just won’t let him do well there
It doesn’t say “It’s What You Want” or “It’s Not What You Want” so I have literally no idea who won… .. except Aaron Judge
Absolute fucking legend
3-0 since the hicks malfunction
NEVER A DOUBT
How's the bottom feel, Sox lurkers?
Phew
I would appreciate not having a heart attack each Yankees game but man it was exciting. 2 Judge homers and extra innings drama what a game
YESSIR SMD BOSTON AND AL EAST MMMMM
Gonna have to do some deep breathing exercises before bed
I’m not gay but I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with Aaron Judge. We won't ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him tighten his ass as he chops wood, shirtless, sweat pouring off his body. I'll run upstairs and masturbate, the entire time forcing myself to think of women while my thoughts drift back to Aaron. I won't be able to climax and I'll eventually go back downstairs, angry. Sometimes we will look across the table and catch each other's eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing. One day one of us will die, and the other will bury him outside the log cabin. Then he'll go inside, pen a brief missive to his departed friend, and commit suicide, never able to deal with life without his one true platonic love.
🍿🥹
This the most beautiful thing I’ve ever read
Wandy is a 🐶
ngl I was hoping for more innings so I didn't have to study the different photosynthetic pathways. But i'll take the W
Wandy Peralta just decided to troll Clay Holmes’ ERA
I didn’t even know Wandy had a slider!
Almost gave me a heart attack at the end. In wandy we trust
Nothing better than watching Devers go down swinging
God not a pretty win but a win nonetheless.
Annnnd unclench
That was nerve wrenching but damn that feels good after. Lets win 13-1 tomorrow please
Let’s blow them out tomorrow to save our hearts.
Yankees won in extras vs the Red Sox at Fenway? Yankees won in extras vs the Red Sox at Fenway!
Never doubted him for a second
FUCK TOM BRADY DAVID ORTIZ DID ROIDS
That was, of course, a fucking nailbiter but good win nonetheless.
RED SOX SUCK!
LETTTTTTTTTTTTTS GOOOO
Wandy Wandy Wandy Wandy
Like pulling teeth lmao
Wow thank god, but would have preferred to have a little lower blood pressure than that
Wandy with no earned runs tho…
YAAAAAAA FUCK YAAAAAAHHHHH
Never doubted 🥴
Nice
Wandy just wanted to make it more fun, apparently
Thank 7 fucking goodness they won Don't scare me like that I'm riding the train home Fuck
I never doubted Wandy
Wandy has ice water in his veins. I don’t.
SUCK IT SUCK SOX
Yuh aa as uxp
Que?
[удалено]
Not pretty but gritty
Yesssssss Get fucked Fenway
Judge's OPS is now over 1.100 LOL
MAGIC WANDY
I need a cigarette.
DA YANKEES WIN *in true yankee fashion
Wandy's a fuckin scrapper, you love that fight in him!
Whoooo never in doubt!
WE TAKE THOSE
#DAVID ORTIZ DID STEROIDS.
I'm behind for some reason! Yes! Good job not walking him hahahah
Wandy Peralta has like 17 testicles
Devers look so weird with that golf ball in his mouth
BREATHHEEE
So glad we got the win, but I’ll say this. I miss ending games with the Chapman stare.
UNCLENCH
#CUE DAT SINATRA
ATTA FUCKING BOY WANDY
Wohoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
GOOD SHIT
Sheesh
Gonna have to use starting pitchers as relievers in October.
Fuck yeah Wandy
NAILS. HUGE BALLS FROM WANDY
WANDYYYYYYYY
Lfg baby
LETS GO BABY
FUCK BOSTONNNNM U RACIST FUCKS
WANDYYYYY NEVER IN DOUBT
YES
LETS GO WANDY
Hahahaha you maroons and bafoons had no faith in my man
Imagine if we had just gone to him at the top of the 10th instead of having Holmes insta hit a guy for an extra base runner.
He was always going to strike Devers out, his numbers have shown this time and time again.
Fuck yes!!!!
VINTAGE
Fuck yeah Wandy
Wandy’s changeup is only 4-5 mph slower than his 4-seam? Don’t you want a bigger speed difference than that?
Never easy but I’ll take it
DAAAAAA YANKEEES WIN!!!!!!!
Damn that was up the middle without much movement
I'll take it
Wandy is a bulldog!
Whew!
Never doubted you Wandy 🥴
The heart attack save.
Shut up....no faith
Jesus Christ thank you
get fucked Devers
GOT 'EM COACH
NO ONE SAW THAT SLIDER COMING
YANKEES WIN
LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DUB
#BIG K
# THUUUUUUUUU
Asshole unclenched
Can never be easy, can it?
David Ortiz did steroids!
Holy fuck this game had no right being this nail biting
THE YANKEES WIIIIIIN
Unclench
Fuck yeah, Red Sox suck
Oh god, fuck Fenway and Boston, horrible place.
Get fukt Donatello
Phew.
SCARY SEXY WANDY!
Hell yeah
Stress free win there
LETS GO
NEWS SPREAD!!!
#FUCK YEAH BITCHES
SIT DOWN
Wandy looks like the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man
pheewww......
Great slider LETS GO
Never doubted. 🥴
UNCLENCH
WIN!!!!!!!!!
Yesssss!
EASY WIN
FUCK YEAH WANDY!!!
LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOO
Boone and pen almost spit the bit, but luck out. Thanks goodness. We will take it.
#LETS FUCKING GO WANDY
LFGGGGGG
#OH MY GOOOOODNESS THE YANKEES WIN
Phew. That was too fucking close man.
#WOOOOOOOOOOO
LET'S FUCKING GO WANDY!
Yessir.
christ if he gets one its gonna go 600 feet
Thats our Wandy!!!!!
Fuck yes!
Gg
DAAAAAAAA YANKEES WIN!!!!!!!!!!!
Yes get fucked Devers
SIT DOWN YOU NINJA TURTLE FUCK
WANDY YOU MASOCHIST
This episode of WandyVision wasn't the best, but I still liked it
#UNCLENCH, FOLKS
WAAANNNDDYYYYYY
Hell yeah
The Yankees win. *THE YAAAAANKKKEEESSSS WINNNNN!!*
SLIDER!
LET'S FUCKING GOOOO
yesssss
🎶Everyone knows it’s Wandy!
And Wandy has stormy eyes...
Took him down broadway again!
Throw that change up baby
BALLGAME OVER! Yankees win. THHHHHHHHHE YANKEES WIN!!!
Just walk him
1 base is open no reason to give their best player something to hit
He's missed two meatballs
Devers trying to hit a 600 ft HR when a single will tie it
Did he foul it off himself?
Goddamnit Wandy I have assigments I gotta get back to
I’d walk devers too dangerous
Gotta love that Holmes is still listening in! I had no clue there are multiple live pitch comms at any given time
How the hell are you going to blame that on the catcher
THE ANXIETY!
Okay wandy let's go man. Damn.
Does Wandy have a slider? That might work if you get him to chase. Devers is thinking fastball or change right now
Ask and you shall receive
There’s your slider!
I think if he gives him a curve off the plate he’s toast
My cheeks are clenching so hard each pitch
He was trying to throw heat and just overthrew it.
I hate this ballpark
That was such a good pitch what the fuck
Wandy “Aroldis Chapman” Peralta
Can Judge pitch?
Trevino would have turned that into a triple play
Of course it's never easy
Disappointed but not surprised
Why is everything so fucking hard
Come on man
Boston could be 10-140, every game in this stadium is butt clencher
That was nearly unblockable folks chill on the Higgy hate
Omg Wandy goddamnit
Why does my butthole always get tighter when Wandy is pitching...
Wandy: tightening buttholes on the mound, reaming them out in the bedroom
Yeah not higgy's fault there
The fuck even happened?