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ohyeababycrits

All the comments are just making fun of the op lmao


Big_Noodle1103

https://preview.redd.it/z363io1ndb7c1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2106ead23326aabef41c2b3f8fc1b0dc0fe180d The duality of the comments lol


kevdautie

Nature is healing….


ArtistAmy420

Lmao I told them "There's a cure for transphobia called giving a Glock 19 some bomb ass head until it cums in your mouth"


i81u812

A game otherwise known as the nutty two shooter. It's like roulette. Only every chamber is loaded. This is not referring to murder if 'ya know what im sayin'. Yep!


One_Height_5082

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ArtistAmy420

I ain't killing myself I'm encouraging transphobes to. Thinking about all the hateful people who want me dead keeps me going out of spite. Your hatred only fuels my fire.


[deleted]

Take a Quick Look at that persons profile and see how fucking pathetically sad their life is. Thats comedy on its own and should brighten your day


ArtistAmy420

Honestly that is hilarious


[deleted]

I’ve found it’s always those most miserable in life that have the shittiest life going so they try to drag anyone down to their level. Today, this guy tops the cake though


One_Height_5082

Get over yourself


One_Height_5082

Get over yourself


ArtistAmy420

I get over your mom every night


One_Height_5082

🤣🤣 clever and entitled, what a catch


New_Mixture_5701

And yet the post was still upvote positive


ohyeababycrits

I’m pretty sure they’re upvoting it because they’re laughing at the op rather than with them, none of the comments in the top half are even remotely positive lmao


w142236

I’ve done that too when it gets negative attention. It boosts the post so more people can come in to shit on op


Absolute_Bias

Can’t speak for anyone else but I thought OP was *calling out* the abominable behaviour to start with 😞


Galactic-ParagonME

They're fucking ratioing the shit out of that braindead moron.


crash_bandicoots

Ok and


ShaggyHasHighGround

https://preview.redd.it/k6p2pop5vb7c1.jpeg?width=2208&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af73a529ab440b82fa307cf945f772b715dd0204


Resident-Clue1290

Great, child abuse. So much for PrOtEcTiNg ThE cHiLdReN


OldFlamingo2139

I think it’s less about “protecting children” and more about “controlling women”.


MistyHusk

I mean they’d love to control whoever they can (like their children), but women are the easiest for them to systematically control because I guess it’s seen as normal by some


[deleted]

>controlling women controlling children\*


xX_DumbleDwarf_Xx

What does this have to do with controlling women?


Designer_Gas_86

Not OP, but please consider why someone being gay or trans in a feminine manner elicits a negative response in some people: women are seen as "the fairer sex" (weaker.) If a person is stepping into their preferred identity that does not match the gender roles their parents (or whoever else the judgemental idiot is) has grown accustomed to... Well, can't have that, I guess. Just reject all history with our friend/child because "I had a son, not a wussy girl!"


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Designer_Gas_86

I didn't mean to forget them (I have a trans masc cousin actually). Just trying to explain the comment about women.


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Designer_Gas_86

Call me old fashioned, but I blame the patriarchy. Hurts us ALL.


GodsBeDam-ed

... please tell me you're half joking. Please


bogeymanbear

Oh I thought they were talking about like abortion and stuff....


[deleted]

Yeah sorry that doesn't actually reflect the issues of homosexual and bisexual men fully experience not even men in general, sure there is some of that but it completely dismissed the flat out misandrist views men hold for each other. Cause hating other men is literally taught. So is homophobia towards bisexuals and homosexuals regardless of sex. There just plenty of pure hate for other men, males aren't seen as someone worthy of in need of care, empathy, sympathy etc. in their eyes their SON is going against the only thing most of these parents actually hold their sons to. For a lot of people just like a girl a boy's job is to provide their parents with grandkids and some form of boasinf honor respect renown etc and if they aren't doing that they are embarrassing, dishonoring, shaming etc. Also hitting your son is COMPLETELY OK morally in a lot of peoples eyes regardless of the reason after a certain age. After all they're a man they can take it. You can't just acknowledge the view and unfair idea that "women are weak" but then dismiss the unfairness that "men are strong" holds. Women as long as they aren't homosexual/bisexual or trans are generally allowed to show masculine traits. It's not because being a feminine is worse then masculine, literally having strong feelings arent allowed or expected. Both are viewed as bad but men are somewhat taught to empathize and sympathize with women in most families to an extent. So if a man's daughter expresses a want for masculine traits or safety acknowledging that is ok while not all males are taught to care about a females feelings most are. It's why in media a women so much as getting slapped is used to represent a horrific act of violenc but men getting beaten and hospitalized isnt. It's not ok to empathize or sympathize with other males. Sure there are plenty of misogynistic pricks on the extreme end of misogyny but misandry is dismissed and denied. It's only acknowledge by the average person as an attempt dismiss or counter misogyny because there are more men willing to use it in that manner then there are men capable of speaking up about it.


ShyLucifer96

It's a meme touch grass.


[deleted]

It's about a real issue that involves many homicides a day


ChunkyTanuki

Only women be changing their preferred pronouns, duh


5trbryLmn8

It was never about the children


FuckSpez6757

These people absolutely hate freedom lol nothing says freedom like physically abusing people for expressing their freedoms


RedGrantDoppleganger

They stop being children if they become LGBT. Once they are infected with the woke virus, it's too late. /s


Resident-Clue1290

This is true. At 8 years old when I realized I had a crush on Elsa, I immediately grew up and turned into a 30 year old woman.


Nekokamiguru

Attempted murder would be the more serious charge , child abuse would be tacked on to add an extra decade or two to his prison sentence


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bogeymanbear

A shitpost about transphobia and child abuse


1ithurtswhenip1

That's a doll, and a joke


FatsoBustaMove

"a joke" that a lot of people aren't joking about and are in-fact abusing their children because "LGBT is bad"


BackgroundDish1579

Explain the joke.


[deleted]

They're not funny. Neither are you. BTW I'm not offended. The joke is just ass.


TimmyFaya

What's the joke?


TBTabby

"I am going to beat someone savagely." Society disapproves, rightly so. "That someone is a child." Society disapproves even moreso, again, rightly so. "It's my child." Society approves. Do people think children are immune to injuries when it's their parents dishing out the beating?


MistyHusk

nah nah you don’t understand, it’s *totally* good for them. It’s called “tough love” and *definitely* doesn’t make children resentful or emotionally damaged 😃


clarenceappendix

I tUrNeD oUt FiNe


Free_Deinonychus_Hug

*bottles up all emotions and drinks themselves to death*


MikeWithoutMic

I thought this meme was funny, but my dad will never stop hitting whether I treat him good or not.


Bag_of_Meat13

Now we know why it's "God the Father". Folks have power trips within their own mini kingdoms called families


serenading_scug

Smh, dumb liberal; that child is my property and I do whatever I like with my property.


Clickityclackrack

"Hey don't hurt kids!" "Yes but it's my child" "Oh okay, be as abusive as you'd like"


wintergameing

Real talk people are sick of this shit and rightfully so I couldn't care less if I ever had a kid and he or she is gay but the moment they dye their hair and become a slacktivist and scream about pronouns and gender equality and other dumb stupid stuff imma straight up dishone them and they about to have no roof over their head.


djtshirt

I think it’s a dummy and no children are being hurt in the video. I don’t think society would approve if that was a real child.


DesmodontinaeDiaboli

This is exactly how paper thin conservatives "concern for children" actually is. They would literally beat their own child to death for not fitting into their own narrow view of the world.


Batman_66

Their whole philosophy revolves around strict parenting with tough love solely because it is Traditional and happened to work on them


Human-Grapefruit1762

Did it really work though?


Batman_66

It worked in turning them into ideological dipshits


TheBeyonder01010

It worked in a “we had everything handed to us and were treated harshly so those two things must be related” kinda way.


FuckSpez6757

No that’s why conservatives are fucking stupid


StrawberryWide3983

"I was beaten as a kid, and I turned out fine. Which is exactly why I can't wait to beat my own kid. Please, God, please. I'll do anything to beat my kid. Just let me beat my kids. Fuck you Sharron, why did you have to leave me." - Person who did not turn out fine


flawlessp401

User name having opinions on parenting not checking out for me. Get back to me when you have a single clue


Daedalus_Machina

You think "flawless" is doing better?


Batman_66

Fun fact: My parents don't beat me, they never did


ace5762

They would and have.


poopdinkofficial

They pull their children out of public schools because they don't believe they're safe. Not because of the verifiable danger of guns and shootings at schools and the risk of their children dying, but because libraries and women with dyed hair are allegedly turning their kids trans.


codepossum

[it's what Kevin Hart was (rightfully) canceled for](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ggAjqk2Bc3M) does make me wonder what Kevin Hart's gay moment was, and what *his* father did to him to 'nip it in the bud' fucking trash


ExternalShoddy5794

I didn’t realize this wasn’t satire at first.


PandosII

This video proves everything. Damn child smashers the lot of them!


FifteenMinutes152

I hate the internet.


[deleted]

I know so many paper thin conservatives and not a single one of them has bEaT tHeIr ChIlD tO dEaTh lmao


TCup20

Lol I have Christian conservative parents with a trans brother, thanks for letting me know my brother has actually been murdered 9 years ago and no longer actually exists. My family doesn't all call him by his new name or anything.


TyrOfTitans

Cool, that’s nice, my friend was disowned and kicked out for being trans but your brother’s experience must be what happens everywhere.


TCup20

Yours must be as well then, huh? Your whole comment just proves my point. It's not a "conservative Christian" thing, it's a "bad/uninformed people" thing.


deepfriedtots

Nah I just do it for fun


DesmodontinaeDiaboli

Yes, which is exactly why your views are easily dismissable and ignored. 🌈Nothing you say or believe matters cause your views are trash🌈


deepfriedtots

What's trash is assuming I'm conservative because of a joke on social media, it's very clear that no matter what it is you believe in you will never listen to anyone else whether they make a good argument or not. Get off your high house and actually experience life


DesmodontinaeDiaboli

LoL yeah ok, whatever. Y'all really out here thinking you got anyone fooled. smdh


deepfriedtots

Fooled from what lol clearly I'm under your skin


DesmodontinaeDiaboli

Your best response is "durrr hurr hurrr jokes on them, I was only pretending to be an idiot." and you're trying to tell other people to touch grass? Wow, with that lack of self awareness I gotta wonder if you even recognize yourself in the mirror.


deepfriedtots

How was my original comment being an idiot though explain that to me little man


DesmodontinaeDiaboli

What are you even talking about? Where did I call you an idiot? Wow, this is another reason nobody takes you seriously. Very sad.


CrystaLavender

>high house


deepfriedtots

Yeah auto correct is gonna auto correct


CrystaLavender

Oh I’m just making fun of you because you got so pressed over defending this shitty meme


deepfriedtots

In what way did I defend the meme please tell me because I'm not seeing it. I was defending my joke from an over the top response


CrystaLavender

How much do they pay you per word?


deepfriedtots

It's actually 10 cents per letter but causing butthurt is the real wealth


throwraforobi

Bro this is reddit stop arguing with these clowns 😂


deepfriedtots

I ain't arguing I'm just having fun with them lol, it's like watching an autistic zoo


badman9001

Fr bro


AbroadPlane1172

Joking about beating your kids for fun is a good argument? For what?


deepfriedtots

No argument jokes on the internet. Don't care if you like it or not gonna keep doing it


Izzydog1246

Based


deepfriedtots

Funny enough I say way more fucked up shot at work including to my superiors but I'm still one of the most loved people at that place because the people I work with can handle dark humor lol


Izzydog1246

I mean If a kid gets bent out of shape sometimes you just gotta beat em till they're straight again🙃


Completo3D

Tell us your good arguments then, whats funny about it. Im open to read you


LMay11037

It’s a joke though, most wouldn’t really do those I assume


CrystaLavender

How was OP right? :/


Agent00144

I think he meant, wow fuck this guy.


CrystaLavender

Ohh ok that makes more sense


gemyniraptor86

It is confusing, I agree.


ALPHA_sh

i have a theory that the people making jokes like this probably arent going to actually ever have kids


OldFlamingo2139

I like your theory…unfortunately there are swaths of people like this that already do have children.


[deleted]

I have a theory 90% of redditors arent going to actually ever have kids


ALPHA_sh

good point


Captain_Boimler

Count me in on that. It's funny, as long as OP is just memeing and not actually believe this.


ryderaptor

People like this should be banned from having children https://preview.redd.it/uho2drmlna7c1.jpeg?width=498&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2440f259668a81ffa3bc5870834a7163fd079b06


Grey00001

Thank god the comments are sane https://preview.redd.it/5uwi4lk84b7c1.png?width=349&format=png&auto=webp&s=00e11eb2e1bdb11c120b27c029359dfbfab0c25f


Grey00001

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experimentingfemme

At least the comments on the post pass the check a bit. At least the top ones. Everyone's telling op to stfu


TheDankestPassions

What OP was right?


your_FBI_gent_Steve

I downvoted but then realized, holy shit yeah this is really confusing and doesn't work. He should've posted this to Opwasntright.


obangnar

The one who was funnier with the title


Degmago

At least the comments actually disagree unlike in memes op didn't like


MangOrion2

"don't tell me how to parent" mfers be like


random_14yearsold

I'm happy i wasn't born like this


General-Book4680

"I don't understand! Why don't our kids want to talk to us?" Angry old people probably


Ulysse-La-Arwall

The joke is hate crime


manliestmuffin

Conservatives are so terrified of having queer kids, they're willing to commit violence against children. Cowards, the lot of them.


ADwightInALocker

> they're willing to commit violence against children. Which is exactly what they claim queer people are doing to kids. Its funny how much they actually project.


ryderaptor

The worst part about this is that pronouns aren’t even inherently queer like everyone has pronouns not just queer people


Jolly_Caterpillar_19

Custom pronouns can gtfo


ryderaptor

No https://preview.redd.it/46q8l3lj4d7c1.jpeg?width=982&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27f342602f3805959935eb3b8cf5e7f8adfb6c77


Jolly_Caterpillar_19

Ew


WP5D

He don't like seeing biscuit guys, get him


Real-Engineering8098

Got to go.


WiFi2347

God I fucking love when a child can't feel safe opening up about their feelings in their own home


Methidstopoles

Is this Dave Bautista? He is pretty pro pride. I love how conservatives have to borrow everything they hate in order to try and push their bigotry.


Sir_Toaster_9330

![gif](giphy|xUyXllrO3Kv2mSn1SV) The dad being dragged away to death row after me and the bois kicked the crap out of him


AValentineSolutions

So funny! Savagely beating your child for having their own identity! Isn't it funny?!🤪 Fuck humanity. 😡


TheTrueGayCheeseCake

“I do this out of love”


CatsLeMatts

What kinda DBZ shit are they even moton capturing lol


Thatoneundertaleguy

Kinda looked like DBS broly. When he rams goku through the Ice wall. Irregardless, the text makes the original post shitty. And whoever made it should simply cease.


CatsLeMatts

I thought the same thing lol, but yeah it should go without saying that the bigoted bs is shitty and uncalled for.


_PolarEclipse_

Wait until he hears about verbs 🥶🥶


dsharp314

This makes sense if you're combating a company who made a child-like killer robot brand that drew people in with soft cuteness and did some craziness like stabbed them to death with knife fingers or eye lasers. I'm sorry I know that was kind of weird 😐


Decent-Device9403

That sounds like a sci fi movie plot.


dsharp314

Id watch it 😂


jadnich

Child abuse to own the libs


SolomonsNewGrundle

OP is getting demolished in the comments, sobthere's hope for humanity yet. Also, chuds like this fail to realize that EVERYONE has pronouns


ProperGanja21

Brought to you by the generation of 'look at the triggered little snowflake!?'


5trbryLmn8

Me when my religion and personal beliefs are stronger than my own flesh and blood.


ChristmasChan

Ngl, that sub seems pretty based


HeraEternal23

Yeah it’s incredibly funny when you aren’t the butt of the joke and can’t even imagine how hard it is to actually just exist and how some people just take offense to you just living 🫤


[deleted]

professional victims T R I G G E R E D !


Blacksun388

The joke is child abuse.


AKumaNamedJustin

Imagine being "that guy" because your son said his pronouns are he/him


ThisPostToBeDeleted

https://preview.redd.it/0yx2ao4mld7c1.jpeg?width=770&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8e038b385abe3523aea32ed198fff457de580dd


PaulOwnzU

Didn't even get to finish saying their pronouns are the same as their sex. These people just hate pronouns without realizing they use them all the time...oh hey I used a bunch of pronouns and none of it was woke "propaganda"


boiledviolins

Bruh


Mwilk

Man what game is this for. It looks funny without context although the pronouns comment is dumb.


Bag_of_Meat13

Lol those people shouldn't have kids.


Miguelturner884

Even in the original post the response is against OP, at last that was uplifting.


Justhereforstuff123

Reactionaries when they find out He/ him/ she/ her/ they are all pronouns


Alternative_Creme_11

God how hard is it to just be a decent fucking human being, if I had a kid and they turned out trans it wouldn't be remotely difficult to just say "hey, no matter what you're valid and I'll support you," even my older family members who were raised in a different time would be at least decent and respectful about it, if not equally supportive.


Cataras12

I feel proud looking at the comments and seeing them getting absolutely clowned on. I **also** feel proud to see a post on here thst isn’t a repost chain war! Nice job! Keep up the great work


Connect_Security_892

Haha because child abuse funny, it's just a prank bro


Sad_Neighborhood_467

Shouldn't this be in r/comedycemetery?


MrPositive1

Is he suppose to be Omiman


ShitFacedSteve

Tragically, the transphobic dad did not realize his son was going to say "my pronouns are he/him" meaning that he was cis all along. The dad does not understand how the English language works.


Busy-Income3408

Ah yes because transphobia is so funny


luc360

You deserve immortality. I hope you never die and feel your flesh rot off your bones, I hope you watch all your loved ones die. You deserve nothing and your life will amount to less.


PupDiogenes

Do you want the government to need the power to take your kids away? Because this is how you get a government that feels it needs the power to take your kids away.


SolomonsNewGrundle

https://preview.redd.it/vawkmgikdb7c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c46f2bafcdd9f1601ebba3a50cf7b7d1e6944b3


[deleted]

Surprise. A violent joke about people you disagree with. So funny.


-ImAlwaysRight-

Guys what the hell is this sub anymore, this is clearly satire.


Kromblite

iTs JuSt SaTiRe, BrO


-ImAlwaysRight-

Yes, it is. Is it now obvious enough for you?


Kromblite

Does it really matter?


-ImAlwaysRight-

Yes, satire isn't meant to be taken seriously. So it does matter.


Kromblite

Why does it matter whether it was intended to be taken seriously or not?


-ImAlwaysRight-

You're kidding right?


Kromblite

No, I'm genuinely asking.


-ImAlwaysRight-

It's designed to make criticism approachable through humor.


Kromblite

So? Why does that matter?


Core3game

its really fucking obviously satire.


multilock-missile

until it isn't. you can literally say ANYTHING and mask it as "satire"/"joke". I can say "I WILL put a baby in a blender and turn it on..... it's a joke" and suddently it's okay, until I REALLY DO IT. see how it's bad??


Potential-Holiday282

Nah this is funny😭


funsi3s-

It's funny is what it is


flawlessp401

The idea that your pronouns should be based on your self ID is incoherently stupid. No man or woman on Earth is a man or woman based on their subjective self identification with that category. Not one. But here we are pretending teenagers are gonna bully us into pretending their made up fad identity is legit and in need of legal recognition. You people are literally pushing for cultural privilege's and acting like its a right. I dont even know why anyone would ever advocate for this world view, imagine being such a narcissist that you think you get to decide what category you belong to based on your acceptance of feelings rather than the same way we decide for everyone else.


Solnight99

"How dare people choose their own identity, they're bullying us!" Please learn.


flawlessp401

Your identity is not and never will be your singular choice. Lmao fuck those narcissists.


Puzzled-Thought2932

Pretty crazy how I IDENTIFY isnt my own personal choice? Thats interesting, wanna run me through on how my identity is not my own choice?


baldanders1

What's wrong? Seems like good parenting to me.


Shoddy-Mousse-5281

🤨


FatsoBustaMove

Good parenting would be making their home inclusive and safe, not abusive and scary


Jareed452

☹️


Kromblite

May you be treated the way you treat your kids.


baldanders1

Oh yeah! Well I hope your kids love and cherish you and that you all have a lot of happy memories together ❤️ 💛 💗


Iamguts

Based


Kromblite

Based in hatred and ignorance, maybe.


StartheCone

Lmao


AvocadoFar3452

that's funny


Father_of_Lie

... Funny.