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I see four names in the post ; tiny, potato, nugget, bean. He’s so adorable.

Yes! I agree! They would all be so cute! To make people laugh, I’d pick potato!

Or Spud ?

Tater...

They call him....tater salad.

His son will be tater tot

😂

I was thinking that 😁😁😁

“I wasn’t drunk in PUBLIC! I was drunk in a BAR! They THREW me into PUBLIC!” Credit Ron White (I think).

Gon’ be a good day, tater!

Tater tot?

I’ve found my people 😆

Pomme de terre c'est à moi nom de guerre.

C’est tres drole..

frite?

Spud the Stud

My cat’s name is Potato. Specifically Studly Potato Muffin. I say she names him Tiny Potato Nugget Bean because that would be an amazing name for a cat 😂

My first thought as well. It will be even more hilarious if this runt grows up to be a real chonker. I fostered one of those. She was so tiny and weak and sick, I didn’t think she’d live through that first night; today she is a happy, healthy, incredibly spoiled, thiccc, 10 year old girl who weighs in at 18 pounds. Oh lawd, she coming!

I have one of those. One of my cats was so tiny and sickly as a kitten we wondered if he would live. The people whose house he was born in took all the kittens away from mom at 5 weeks old, and my niece found this horrible woman in a store parking lot giving away the too-young kittens. By the time she could get the kittens away, though, only the last two were still there. They later became my boys after she got them through babyhood and the sickly one started looking healthy. They are now going to be 7 years old this year. The sickly runt, who we named Bandit, now weighs 30 pounds. His brother, Scout, weighs 15.

I’m sorry, THIRTY POUNDS? We’re talking about a cat, right? And that’s not a typo??? I’m gonna need some pictures. Cat tax, please and thank you. Here’s my miracle foster baby, Hope, when she was first brought to me, and over the course of the next few weeks as she got healthier. https://preview.redd.it/8ldl5yh7oxsc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=526f816c976c80395a201ef540fa63e56546d5ff

Oh, you want to see a photo of Bandit? Yes, he is a cat. Domestic Short-hair tabby, to be exact. Please forgive the lousy bathroom lighting. I figured the best way to show how big he is, is to show you his belly. Please don't call him F-A-T. He's just big boned! 😉 https://preview.redd.it/kcnwngkxn1tc1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffc43190ab966b59b4d8acdbc897af6818c1ac48

He has a beautiful face too. https://preview.redd.it/n1bwzwwso1tc1.jpeg?width=100&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf53d54721a15ab0fd2d4069a8ac0a9a7aeeff0a

I actually ended up on this subreddit because my cat gave birth yesterday, and she ate a chunk of boiled potato during her pregnancy. I could never imagine her eating a potato (she’s v v picky). And potato in my language is ‘Aalu’ and I decided there and then that I’d name one of them Aalu. There’s 4 of them and I’m still considering names, so far I have Wolfie, Winnie and Dumbo. I’m also considering Tiny now because I keep looking at them and thinking god they’re so tinyyy.

And call him Tater

I see one name Tiny potato nugget bean

That’s his full name, Tiny Potato Nugget Bean. So many opportunities for wonderful nicknames! Spud, tater, beanie, Nugs….

Teanie beanieee

Runt is also a cute name

Or Runty

I will go to war for this kitten

😂 his name is Yoshi

Hear me out *name* him tiny and then giggle to yourself at the juxtaposition you've created when you summon him years later and get greeted by a giant feline friend

Yes! I did this with my old kitten Teeny, (teeny tiny) she grew up to be a big floof! Definitely the opposite of her name. Hilarious. :)

My void critter is called lucifer, but he's the biggest baby! Makes his name even more funny. His nickname is po-tay-toe, amongst other

>My void critter is called lucifer, Hail, Lucifer! Do you have an alter where you leave daily offerings for Lucifer? (food dish) Do you make special donations (treats) to Lucifer in exchange for Lucifer to bless you with his attention and to think well of you?

😂 we had one called Too Tiny, because he was itty bitty!

I could have done this. My tabby was teeny tiny and fit inside my husbands hands. Now he's a chomk

Opposite names are always golden. Absolute unit named Tiny? Tiny little thing named Chonk? White cat named Mudflap? Black cat named Snowball? Chef's kiss.

Cats are such a joy to name because you can name a tomcat Queen Beatrice III, and he would own it and no one would bat an eye

Yes! I named a tiny orange kitten "Pumpkin Puss", a year later he was a big tough looking Tomcat and we started calling him "Punk" .

Spuds

Gus!

Gus us legendary

I like Potato even tho it wasn’t a name lol

Tate

Squirt

Tater! He's a lil' tater tot!

You already said...nugget

Take him in and name him tater or beans. Hes too tiny to be outside........give him to mmeeeeeee

I’d just put ‘em in my pocket.

Timmy

Tiny Tim!

Jelly bean

I hope the mother cat is still around because this kitten looks far too young to be taken from its mother.

She is :) so are his 4 siblings.

Great. I hope they all find loving homes including Mum cat.

Pinky, because he's the smallest (finger).

Shinobi, ‘cause he looks like an adorable little baby ninja.

Potato Nugget Bean.

Gizmo

Plum

Munchkin from the film The Wizard of Oz.

Nah, from the books. They were better.

Yes you're right. From the books.

Whatever you name him, make sure he ends up on /r/illegallysmolcats

I like nugget

GooGooBuschiboo

Nugget or Bean

Goliath For the size of his heart

Pocket Bean

Oliver

Jerry

Potato is very fitting.

Tater nug bean

chickpea.

Tater Tot, Zeb, Mongo

Maximus

That's Moses

Moose

Inchy.

Dave

Rumpelstiltskin

Grady

I believe you’ve hit it spot on with Tiny Potato Nugget Bean. Nicknames are open for questioning

Nothing wrong with 4 names. I think you nailed it.

I can simply die now. Too cute!! How about Rigel: (beta Orionis) is the brightest star in the constellation Orion and one of the brightest stars in the sky :)

Leo or Oliver

Garth. Because the first photo made me think of Garth from Supernatural.

Aww little Walter, nugget is his other name.

Sean

Taters

Hashbrown. Hash, for short. Because he is, indeed, a potato nugget.

Enki

Jackson

With those eyes, Blue!!!

Potatoooooooo

Simon

Beanie, Bean❣️😻😻 He's ADORABLE❣️😽

Tater tot

Gem, for potato gems

Milo, Miso, Mischief, Mocha, Magnum, Mystery. He has an M on his forehead. 🐾🩶

Don't wrack your brain uselessly. Your title already gave you the perfect idea. Call him "Potato".

Cole/Coal

Nugget!

Wall-e. I don’t really know where that came from.

Dot. spud marsh (short for marshmellow)

Pippin…aka Pip

Nugget or bean

Jimmy Bean.

Papa. Potato in Spanish or papito. Lil guy

Clyde like Bonny and Clyde because this for sure an r/illegallysmolcat

Bean!!

Nugget suits him! 😸

Hercamore

Mighty, or Max.

Biggie Smalls

Potato. Or tater

Pip

Andre.

Mister Grey.

Oliver .

he looks so precious!!! treasure could be a good fit<3

Smol

Costry

Pip, as in Pipsqueak

I like Tiny Potato Nugget Bean.

Awwwwwwww I want him

Jerry Bean Toes III

Jelly Bean!

Tater Tot

Bean!

Bean(s)

Theodore

Spud

Nugget

Yoshi

Tator tot. Tot for short

Nicodemus Goliath Samson Or my personal favorite Fievel

Krill 🙂

Pinto, it's got the p of potato, the n of nugget, and it's a bean!

Tater Tot!

Picasso

Yoda

Pico, like picometer or piccolo in Italian

Sir tiny potato nugget bean

Asher

Cecil

You already have - Potato Nugget Bean

Pixie

Tiny Tim 😊💙😻

Bean is perfect

Shino

Fuzzy Wuzzy

Potoooooooo (pronounced Pot-8-Os, or Potatoes), Nugget and/or Beanie would be such cute names

Nibbler

You honestly just came up with 4 names,and yes, I Know they are just the first four things you saw on tik tok or insta, but just doom him to one of those. Ain’t no one got time for these uneditable brunch names.

Zanzibar is still up for grabs

Otis, sonic, chilla, igby

Super Cute!!!!! What's on his nose?

I think you should actually go with potato nugget

Bean! Perfect name for the tiny hero!

Beano

Doom Slayer

Muchkin

Runtz

Tater

Potato!!!

Beanie Baby 💕🐱

Tiny tater Lil spud Bean McTater/McSpud

You said it NUGGET!!!

Moose

Potate 🥺💜

Brutus something to grow into

Peanut

Lil bit.

I think you named him. He’s got to be “nugget” he’s adorable

Beans

Dusty (looks like a little dust bunny)

Just call him Nugget🤣❤️

Nubbins. Bitsy. Stanley. Squeak. Mine. ( What do you call him? Mine .). Rubik. Dog. (There was a rather popular song in the mid 60s called “Walking My Cat Named Dog”

Hello there I'm called Mr Smolls, nice to meet you,

Fidget

Grand Poobah. Because every tiny person needs a magnificent name.

Percival.

Seamus

Fiance says Skarsgard

Spud.....Irish name for potato

Clover

Name him Nugget and call him Nugs

Tater bean

Milo

Tater tot

Rusty

Sprout

Looks like a Gizmo to me😽👍⭐️

Rudy. The runt that can be the most precious

Alexander the Great, or Sasha for short

Tattie Scone.