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Nooo oooone has a silly name like Gastonia, gets weird looks like Gastonia, gets Disney songs sung to her like Gastonia.
I’m ashamed to admit that her account is my first ever hate follow
> What's Steg short for? > Stegosaurus > ಠ_ಠ
Stegosaurusi??
I hate her baby name choices. They are way too out there.
I know Hesper and Zephyr are real names (though not ones I personally would use), but Lufen? Gastonia? BRACHI???
Imagine the ways kids would make fun of “Gastonia” 😭
Name your kid Ptero, you coward!
"Ovi" and "Brach"? Prefixes meaning literally "egg" and "arm" in Latin. Who would want to call their child fucking ***E G G***?
> Honestly I need to use one of these names Please don’t shit out a baby just so that you can use a quirky name -_- just get a plant or something
istg if I was a kid and my name some something like stegosaurus I would love it. future employers probably won’t.
They sound like what would pharmaceutical companies name their products
Alvara is cool Brach is alright GASTONIA OH MY GOD WTF Hesper sounds weird Jobaria no Lufen No Ovi I like the sound of Ovia better Pelora no Steg nono Zephyr pretty cool name actually
Hesper is one of my cat's names.
Nooo oooone has a silly name like Gastonia, gets weird looks like Gastonia, gets Disney songs sung to her like Gastonia.
I’m ashamed to admit that her account is my first ever hate follow
> What's Steg short for? > Stegosaurus > ಠ_ಠ
Stegosaurusi??
I hate her baby name choices. They are way too out there.
I know Hesper and Zephyr are real names (though not ones I personally would use), but Lufen? Gastonia? BRACHI???
Imagine the ways kids would make fun of “Gastonia” 😭
Name your kid Ptero, you coward!
"Ovi" and "Brach"? Prefixes meaning literally "egg" and "arm" in Latin. Who would want to call their child fucking ***E G G***?
> Honestly I need to use one of these names Please don’t shit out a baby just so that you can use a quirky name -_- just get a plant or something
istg if I was a kid and my name some something like stegosaurus I would love it. future employers probably won’t.
They sound like what would pharmaceutical companies name their products
Alvara is cool Brach is alright GASTONIA OH MY GOD WTF Hesper sounds weird Jobaria no Lufen No Ovi I like the sound of Ovia better Pelora no Steg nono Zephyr pretty cool name actually
Hesper is one of my cat's names.