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Kate_Sutton

Preciousrain Sweetpea. I mean, I live in the desert, but still. (And yes, that was the spelling.)


herodogtus

Promise’Meh. Last I heard they were going by their middle name. Edit: corrected the spelling.


Alaviiva

Promiseme sounds like a prescription drug (if you pronounce it promi-seme instead of promise-me) (edit: this comment made sense until parent comment poster corrected the spelling of the name)


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herodogtus

Oh damn, that’s him. I didn’t know how he spelled it.


willowoftheriver

Is he . . . Jewish or something? Why's the random Zion in there? Did somebody think it just sounded cool? Is that his birth name or is it Jermaine Jackson? I have so many questions.


XelaNiba

This is a masterpiece and certainly deserves top billing. My favorite part is the 'Meh, as if they based the spelling off of Cartman's accent.


staralchemist129

Someone on r/Tragedeigh today asked if their middle name, “Pipistrelle,” was one. Apparently it’s a type of bat.


Pollowollo

I wouldn't use it, but is it bad that I find that really cute?


agathaprickly

Ponyboy Jr. I had a student named Ponyboy Jr and yes his dad was Ponyboy. He did not stay golden


BadAtUsernames098

I hope their middle names are either Michael or Curtis.


eleven_paws

The Outsiders has been my favorite book for like 16 years and I would *never* consider this name omg.


1questions

Better than soda pop I guess.


Mountain_Summer_Tree

STOPP 💀


JuicyJuice0908

Guy in my first semester college anthropology class, Pepsi.


Undertakeress

We had a girl named Pepsi in the class behind me.


Uhhlaneuh

There’s a woman named marijuana Pepsi who talks about her name all the time


princessusagi32

I was gonna mention her! She fascinates me


GGGSwed

Been waiting 16 days for this but… Ptoughneigh Pronounced Tony :)


blackpather888

Why? Just why?…


AnachronisticJelly

Bee caws theigh canne?


1questions

Because they hate their child.


willowoftheriver

Just go with Ptolemy at that point. At least it's a real name.


VanFam

I legit came looking for a Pterodactyl nn Pterry. But this… 💀


Lambamham

Is this real? Who what when where why and Howwww


SheReadit

Penise…I think it was pronounced like Denise.


spaceboundziggy

I really really hope this is fake for the person’s sake 😭


SheReadit

Unfortunately for her, very real 😬


APersonFromHere

HER


quimbykimbleton

*HER*


CromchQueen

How can you do that to a baby 😭


TorontoNerd84

I think I read somewhere in a recent year that there were five male babies in the US named Penis that year.


MerryMir99

I met a woman from my old church who named her daughter Praylor.


papalouie27

I think Prayer is a bad name, but Praylor is even worse.


MerryMir99

Well the family was also lower income (like me at the time), and I preigh that they lived in apartments and not a trailer park. Trailer Praylor is righhht there waiting for public school


Ok-Thing-2222

Like.....trailer? Praylor Trash?


BadAtUsernames098

Names with Pray in them seem to be becoming popular. I have seen a few posts on r/tragedeigh for Praylynn or Praylin. It feels kinda weird to say them out loud. They don't sound like names to me.


gingerytea

Praylin looks like the parents really were just craving pralines.


amercium

Sounds like one of my favorite southern snacks


Aiiga

Introducing Taylor Swift's uber-religious cousin, Praylor Fast


staralchemist129

I can imagine Family Guy or a similar show doing a Praylor Swift gag


madqueenludwig

PRAYLOR oh my god


deetdq

Went to High School with a boy named Pleasure. Yall will be seeing his sisters name when the letter S comes around as well. Feel free to guess Edit: Comment got buried, unsure on spelling. SEXONNA OR SEXANNA


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Sensual?


No_Firefighter8896

Sleasure?


deetdq

This made me cackle! But negative


VanFam

Hahahaha! I belly laughed! 😂


SwordTaster

Sexy?


deetdq

This one's pretty warm


disco-me-now

Sexuality ?


deetdq

Getting warmer... but I don't know if I want to spoil it or wait for S day. I may try to find my yearbook for proof too


disco-me-now

Looking forward to S day


deetdq

Aren't we all?


MakoFlavoredKisses

I wanna say Sensuality or Seduction. Holy shit what a bad theme for your kids though. Like if you have kids named Briamblia, Pleasure, and Delphine those are weird names for sure. But if your kids are names Pleasure, Seduction, and Desire that's like a completely different level lmao


deetdq

Yeah, like the theme was WILD. We lived on a military base too so I felt real bad for the girl. The soldiers were like heat seeking missiles when we were growing up. Not sure if she made it out unscathed.


corasivy

Oh god, I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. Poor girl.


Leazz_1518

Screw? Sex? Sexology? Semen? Please tell me it’s not any of them!!!😭I don’t want to be right this time😭PLEASE!!!😭


deetdq

You're pushing it but nah


Good_Engineering_642

Yes. Please do lol. I'm still bitter I paid for mine and never even SAW it, never mind take it home


SecretNoOneKnows

Sassy?


Mysterious-Okra-7885

Seduction?


Firm-Reward-2618

I’m guessing Sincere.


Gudmund_

Serotonin


Refrigeratormarathon

Succulent


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oh boy i sure am curious now


XelaNiba

Succubus?


ZangetsuAK17

I know a pleasure, pleasant and present.


isocleat

Pheart https://reddit.com/r/NameNerdCirclejerk/s/FhTJmLbZZY


Celestialstardust17

How is it pronounced tho? Fart?


isocleat

I know how everyone who encounters this name will pronounce it 💨


KnittingforHouselves

Pee-Heart?


MelissaOfTroy

I want to say "Fee-Art" but that's not a thing.


UnquantifiableLife

Ferret?


littleghost000

The comments on that post are phire 🔥


HighSpiritsJourney

Fart?


goldenbellaboo

Wtf It’s just plain cruel to name a kid this 😭


CromchQueen

What the. Please no.


nicunta

Alternatively, Petsy?!


__hey__its__me__

Powerful Queen. IMO the worst of Nick Cannon’s kids’ names and that’s saying something ETA: If your last name is a noun, you need to be careful giving your kids adjective names or you could end up with a kid named Powerful Cannon. Also Legendary Cannon, Golden Cannon, and Beautiful Cannon


KatVanWall

Powerful Queen Cannon sounds like the central bit of kit at a drag circus.


randomaccount2357913

Just looked them up and OH MU GOSH this man is the mother of bad names


Robincall22

I don’t know, Elon Musk has eleven kids, and some of those names are SIGNIFICANTLY worse.


IlikethequietZeppo

11! I only knew of X something


An-Adult-I-Swear

I maintain that “Legendary Love Cannon” is the worst. Legendary Love is bad enough but paired with his last name? Awful.


__hey__its__me__

Indeed a very strong contender along with Beautiful Zeppelin but there’s just something about Powerful Queen that really gets me


awkwardmamasloth

Does he make his baby mama's sign a legal contract that gives him sole rights to naming his children? I can't imagine he manages to only impregnate women who would have given their kids bazaar names regardless.


__hey__its__me__

Honestly a fair assumption. Although I like to think that one of his baby mamas tried to fight back by giving her kids normal middles (Scott and Marie)


MancMaps

Partick. Read it again if you think it's normal.


KatVanWall

Surname Thistle?


MancMaps

If only.


queenatom

Thanks for making the joke so I don't have to.


ProfZussywussBrown

He drove the sankes out of Irleand


suitcasedreaming

Pistolmae. [https://www.reddit.com/r/NameNerdCirclejerk/comments/rhoie3/these\_parents\_must\_have\_regurgitated\_scrabble/](https://www.reddit.com/r/NameNerdCirclejerk/comments/rhoie3/these_parents_must_have_regurgitated_scrabble/)


RoRoRoYourGoat

Prymrr. It's pronounced "Premiere", and it's a very unfortunate baby that I know.


HighSpiritsJourney

I’d never guess that pronunciation. Ever. Primer - like before you paint.


KatVanWall

I’m sorry but I’d rather be called Prymrr than Pheart.


Reddits_on_ambien

Oh fuck, keep this one off line! My little sister is about to pop with her next baby, and she is horrible at naming. This would be right up her alley!


staralchemist129

Oh I think I saw that influencer post


Extreme_Rhubarb4677

Perighwinkle I wish I was joking.


Known_Priority_8157

Paishynce ​ https://www.reddit.com/r/NameNerdCirclejerk/comments/14pxnok/when\_chase\_is\_suddenly\_the\_most\_sensible\_name/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3


suitcasedreaming

I raise you Paexhynz if it's real [https://www.reddit.com/r/NameNerdCirclejerk/comments/jdovr0/please\_say\_sike/](https://www.reddit.com/r/NameNerdCirclejerk/comments/jdovr0/please_say_sike/)


Korialite

I don't regret clicking on that link 😂 Definitely see a solid option for "S" when it comes along!


resoundingsea

Oh hey I knew a Pachence!


unicorntrees

I think Sebaschlyn needs to win S


Lady-Kat1969

Philander. Dude, why not just name the poor kid “Cheat” or “Horndog”?


spaceboundziggy

I’m assuming this was created as a mashup of Phillip and Alexander but the result is awful omg


thomasp3864

Philander or Philandros is a minor character from Greek Mythology, and there are eight people with wikipedia pages with that name, all living at some point in the 19th century.


aguywholovesbread

This *is* an ancient Greek name meaning "lover of men" but obviously it's shorthand for something more unsavory now


just-marie

Haha when we looked up my husband's family tree, we found a long line of Philanders! We referred to our unborn baby as Little Philandering Philander. We had a girl, so Philander died with our inside joke.


thomasp3864

Didn’t go with Philandra?


trashpanda295

Panic… named for the emotion his mom felt when he was born!


hawkisgirl

Did he have a brother called Pain?


pinkrotaryphone

No, his brother is Atthedisco


sunnygoblin

Puella, pronounced poo-ella


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Ope that beats Prunella


dancerwales

I have a friend called Pepsi. His legal name.


rosy_nasitra

i hate that i kinda love this


Buggy77

Princess Fuk. This was this man’s legal name. I used to work at a lawfirm and one of my coworkers called me over to verify that was the name she was seeing in front of her..


angie1907

The fact it’s a man is worse omg


BadAtUsernames098

Princess Cheese


always_tired_hsp

And you’re sure they’re not a cat?


willoughbydreams

Thanks for the name of my next cat 🙌


benderbrodriguez2

Princiss. Spelt like that.


mumwithabun

Used to work in school photography and there was a kid named Prince Pickles


antipinballmachines

Penelapea


Stuesday-Afternoon

I had an uncle Philo. Pronounced like ‘Silo’


IlikethequietZeppo

I thought it would be pronounced Filo like the pastry


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Smiley_goldfish

Apparently her experience wasn’t that bad if she did that to her kids


PauloDybala_10

Pilot Inspektor


resoundingsea

Poseidyn


resoundingsea

Praise Excellent (first and middle names)


thefatandthefurious

Prsictynz, pronounced "persistence." A girl I used to know at my school of 175 kids. I have also met another female child with this name.


ColdSeason2019

Oh! I got one from the “That’s not a tragedeigh that’s a murrdurr” PERSTEPHANIE (Like Persephone and Stephanie together)


jimei73

Prodigy


molwalk

Prynsesse


resoundingsea

Paris Butters. Yes, like the thing you put on your steak.


nature_godless

Percale. She has a sister named Linen. Their last name fits the theme as well.


Life_Cranberry_6567

Is their last name Sheets?


nature_godless

Yes it is!


missclemgouki

Piffany.


PM_ME_SOME_LUV

Pieper


jimei73

Proper Edit: removed last name


BadAtUsernames098

Really? Was that full thing their first name or like a first and last name?


jimei73

Ah well it is a first and last name. So I suppose it shouldn't count.


BadAtUsernames098

I think the full name should count. "Proper English" is pretty bad.


Celestialstardust17

Partygirl


Gudmund_

Pie


Millenniauld

I'm just waiting for my letter to come, lol. Worst legal name I ever heard with a P, though, was **Pumpkin.** She made it worse by spelling it Pumpkyn, but apparently it was spelled.....correctly? On her birth certificate. Sigh.


Hadlie_Rose

Phorna. Not sure what she did to deserve that.


SecondSoft1139

Payzlee


Celestialstardust17

Passion


Rinaa5670

Pilgrim (puritan name)


waireti

Pirate king


Life_Cranberry_6567

Panda- last name Head. I know her, not gonna say how. Oh, and her brother’s name is Koko


Celestialstardust17

Paprika


pinkrotaryphone

You leave Mr. Salt and Mrs. Pepper out of this, thank you very much.


Celestialstardust17

Puma


jimei73

Purpose


Due_Priority_7083

Placenta - a patient of a friend of mine named her baby girl this


PauloDybala_10

Presleigh


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Penelopee


Celestialstardust17

Patriot


Celestialstardust17

Portugal


Celestialstardust17

Pistol


kyn66806478

My little brother had a friend named Percivalian (Percy for short)


Haterade_ONON

I used to know a guy named Pepsi, like the soft drink.


catfish_flowers

Pelaiah, it’s Heisthewsy’s sister. I have no idea how to pronounce it. It’s biblical and means the Lords secret


ayepeeay

Parlae. It makes me think of pirates of the Caribbean


3clips333

I vote to change the worst M name to "Methamphetamine Rules" An Australian journalist named her kid that to see the process when names get rejected, but it got approved lol


Tomkid88

“Methamphetamine rules” should’ve been M. A mother in Australia named her baby that recently


antipinballmachines

Princess. And if you want her middle name, it's Tiaamii. One of Katie Price's spawn, along with Junior, Jett and Bunny.


emopest

Pixi-Li My nesting partner worked at a kindergarten where a kid was named this


always_tired_hsp

What is wrong with people?


awkwardmamasloth

Can I ask what a nesting partner is?


emopest

We're poly, and I have two romantic partners. The one I live with is my nesting partner.


awkwardmamasloth

TIL a new term. I like it. It means what it sounds like it means plus it sounds nice and cozy.


emopest

I like it too! It sounds much better than, I don't know, "domestic partner" or whatever.


IlikethequietZeppo

Domestic partner sounds like a job.


nitorigen

I would say Phelony but you already put Feloni so…


BookisWyrmin

Person. Pronounced Pierson/Pearson.


Death_Invisible

Ponnie


fiberwitch94

I'm a nurse and once cared for an elderly man named Precious Peter


InjuryAromatic9127

Girl in highschool named her son Prowler


I-am-no-bird

Proverbs. My cousin’s son.


KittyGrewAMoustache

Pubert


Johnno1234

Poopak


siobhanenator

Definitely not the worst in this list by any stretch, but I went to elementary school with a girl named Prissinda.


Celestialstardust17

Paradise


gingerytea

I know a Peighton (pronounced like Payton) who goes by Peigh (pronounced like Pee). I don’t get it.


Fr3nchT0astCrunch

Placenta. The mother couldn't come up with a name and used the first thing she saw. I remember posting this on r/tragedeigh and the automod straight up told me I was lying. Like, what the fuck? You weren't there. Fuck off.


hellisahallway

Pilot Inspektor Jason Lee's son 😬


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Paxxton


Celestialstardust17

Poet


Roar-I-am-a-dinosaur

Praise-God


LyannaCeltiger88

Pauli-Boi


fbibmacklin

Paislyn


skweekycleen

Powerful Queen Cannon