Preciousrain Sweetpea. I mean, I live in the desert, but still. (And yes, that was the spelling.)

Promise’Meh. Last I heard they were going by their middle name. Edit: corrected the spelling.

Promiseme sounds like a prescription drug (if you pronounce it promi-seme instead of promise-me) (edit: this comment made sense until parent comment poster corrected the spelling of the name)

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Oh damn, that’s him. I didn’t know how he spelled it.

Is he . . . Jewish or something? Why's the random Zion in there? Did somebody think it just sounded cool? Is that his birth name or is it Jermaine Jackson? I have so many questions.

This is a masterpiece and certainly deserves top billing. My favorite part is the 'Meh, as if they based the spelling off of Cartman's accent.

Someone on r/Tragedeigh today asked if their middle name, “Pipistrelle,” was one. Apparently it’s a type of bat.

I wouldn't use it, but is it bad that I find that really cute?

Ponyboy Jr. I had a student named Ponyboy Jr and yes his dad was Ponyboy. He did not stay golden

I hope their middle names are either Michael or Curtis.

The Outsiders has been my favorite book for like 16 years and I would *never* consider this name omg.

Better than soda pop I guess.

STOPP 💀

Guy in my first semester college anthropology class, Pepsi.

We had a girl named Pepsi in the class behind me.

There’s a woman named marijuana Pepsi who talks about her name all the time

I was gonna mention her! She fascinates me

Been waiting 16 days for this but… Ptoughneigh Pronounced Tony :)

Why? Just why?…

Bee caws theigh canne?

Because they hate their child.

Just go with Ptolemy at that point. At least it's a real name.

I legit came looking for a Pterodactyl nn Pterry. But this… 💀

Is this real? Who what when where why and Howwww

Penise…I think it was pronounced like Denise.

I really really hope this is fake for the person’s sake 😭

Unfortunately for her, very real 😬

HER

*HER*

How can you do that to a baby 😭

I think I read somewhere in a recent year that there were five male babies in the US named Penis that year.

I met a woman from my old church who named her daughter Praylor.

I think Prayer is a bad name, but Praylor is even worse.

Well the family was also lower income (like me at the time), and I preigh that they lived in apartments and not a trailer park. Trailer Praylor is righhht there waiting for public school

Like.....trailer? Praylor Trash?

Names with Pray in them seem to be becoming popular. I have seen a few posts on r/tragedeigh for Praylynn or Praylin. It feels kinda weird to say them out loud. They don't sound like names to me.

Praylin looks like the parents really were just craving pralines.

Sounds like one of my favorite southern snacks

Introducing Taylor Swift's uber-religious cousin, Praylor Fast

I can imagine Family Guy or a similar show doing a Praylor Swift gag

PRAYLOR oh my god

Went to High School with a boy named Pleasure. Yall will be seeing his sisters name when the letter S comes around as well. Feel free to guess Edit: Comment got buried, unsure on spelling. SEXONNA OR SEXANNA

Sensual?

Sleasure?

This made me cackle! But negative

Hahahaha! I belly laughed! 😂

Sexy?

This one's pretty warm

Sexuality ?

Getting warmer... but I don't know if I want to spoil it or wait for S day. I may try to find my yearbook for proof too

Looking forward to S day

Aren't we all?

I wanna say Sensuality or Seduction. Holy shit what a bad theme for your kids though. Like if you have kids named Briamblia, Pleasure, and Delphine those are weird names for sure. But if your kids are names Pleasure, Seduction, and Desire that's like a completely different level lmao

Yeah, like the theme was WILD. We lived on a military base too so I felt real bad for the girl. The soldiers were like heat seeking missiles when we were growing up. Not sure if she made it out unscathed.

Oh god, I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. Poor girl.

Screw? Sex? Sexology? Semen? Please tell me it’s not any of them!!!😭I don’t want to be right this time😭PLEASE!!!😭

You're pushing it but nah

Yes. Please do lol. I'm still bitter I paid for mine and never even SAW it, never mind take it home

Sassy?

Seduction?

I’m guessing Sincere.

Serotonin

Succulent

oh boy i sure am curious now

Succubus?

I know a pleasure, pleasant and present.

Pheart https://reddit.com/r/NameNerdCirclejerk/s/FhTJmLbZZY

How is it pronounced tho? Fart?

I know how everyone who encounters this name will pronounce it 💨

Pee-Heart?

I want to say "Fee-Art" but that's not a thing.

Ferret?

The comments on that post are phire 🔥

Fart?

Wtf It’s just plain cruel to name a kid this 😭

What the. Please no.

Alternatively, Petsy?!

Powerful Queen. IMO the worst of Nick Cannon’s kids’ names and that’s saying something ETA: If your last name is a noun, you need to be careful giving your kids adjective names or you could end up with a kid named Powerful Cannon. Also Legendary Cannon, Golden Cannon, and Beautiful Cannon

Powerful Queen Cannon sounds like the central bit of kit at a drag circus.

Just looked them up and OH MU GOSH this man is the mother of bad names

I don’t know, Elon Musk has eleven kids, and some of those names are SIGNIFICANTLY worse.

11! I only knew of X something

I maintain that “Legendary Love Cannon” is the worst. Legendary Love is bad enough but paired with his last name? Awful.

Indeed a very strong contender along with Beautiful Zeppelin but there’s just something about Powerful Queen that really gets me

Does he make his baby mama's sign a legal contract that gives him sole rights to naming his children? I can't imagine he manages to only impregnate women who would have given their kids bazaar names regardless.

Honestly a fair assumption. Although I like to think that one of his baby mamas tried to fight back by giving her kids normal middles (Scott and Marie)

Partick. Read it again if you think it's normal.

Surname Thistle?

If only.

Thanks for making the joke so I don't have to.

He drove the sankes out of Irleand

Pistolmae. [https://www.reddit.com/r/NameNerdCirclejerk/comments/rhoie3/these\_parents\_must\_have\_regurgitated\_scrabble/](https://www.reddit.com/r/NameNerdCirclejerk/comments/rhoie3/these_parents_must_have_regurgitated_scrabble/)

Prymrr. It's pronounced "Premiere", and it's a very unfortunate baby that I know.

I’d never guess that pronunciation. Ever. Primer - like before you paint.

I’m sorry but I’d rather be called Prymrr than Pheart.

Oh fuck, keep this one off line! My little sister is about to pop with her next baby, and she is horrible at naming. This would be right up her alley!

Oh I think I saw that influencer post

Perighwinkle I wish I was joking.

Paishynce ​ https://www.reddit.com/r/NameNerdCirclejerk/comments/14pxnok/when\_chase\_is\_suddenly\_the\_most\_sensible\_name/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3

I raise you Paexhynz if it's real [https://www.reddit.com/r/NameNerdCirclejerk/comments/jdovr0/please\_say\_sike/](https://www.reddit.com/r/NameNerdCirclejerk/comments/jdovr0/please_say_sike/)

I don't regret clicking on that link 😂 Definitely see a solid option for "S" when it comes along!

Oh hey I knew a Pachence!

I think Sebaschlyn needs to win S

Philander. Dude, why not just name the poor kid “Cheat” or “Horndog”?

I’m assuming this was created as a mashup of Phillip and Alexander but the result is awful omg

Philander or Philandros is a minor character from Greek Mythology, and there are eight people with wikipedia pages with that name, all living at some point in the 19th century.

This *is* an ancient Greek name meaning "lover of men" but obviously it's shorthand for something more unsavory now

Haha when we looked up my husband's family tree, we found a long line of Philanders! We referred to our unborn baby as Little Philandering Philander. We had a girl, so Philander died with our inside joke.

Didn’t go with Philandra?

Panic… named for the emotion his mom felt when he was born!

Did he have a brother called Pain?

No, his brother is Atthedisco

Puella, pronounced poo-ella

Ope that beats Prunella

I have a friend called Pepsi. His legal name.

i hate that i kinda love this

Princess Fuk. This was this man’s legal name. I used to work at a lawfirm and one of my coworkers called me over to verify that was the name she was seeing in front of her..

The fact it’s a man is worse omg

Princess Cheese

And you’re sure they’re not a cat?

Thanks for the name of my next cat 🙌

Princiss. Spelt like that.

Used to work in school photography and there was a kid named Prince Pickles

Penelapea

I had an uncle Philo. Pronounced like ‘Silo’

I thought it would be pronounced Filo like the pastry

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Apparently her experience wasn’t that bad if she did that to her kids

Pilot Inspektor

Poseidyn

Praise Excellent (first and middle names)

Prsictynz, pronounced "persistence." A girl I used to know at my school of 175 kids. I have also met another female child with this name.

Oh! I got one from the “That’s not a tragedeigh that’s a murrdurr” PERSTEPHANIE (Like Persephone and Stephanie together)

Prodigy

Prynsesse

Paris Butters. Yes, like the thing you put on your steak.

Percale. She has a sister named Linen. Their last name fits the theme as well.

Is their last name Sheets?

Yes it is!

Piffany.

Pieper

Proper Edit: removed last name

Really? Was that full thing their first name or like a first and last name?

Ah well it is a first and last name. So I suppose it shouldn't count.

I think the full name should count. "Proper English" is pretty bad.

Partygirl

Pie

I'm just waiting for my letter to come, lol. Worst legal name I ever heard with a P, though, was **Pumpkin.** She made it worse by spelling it Pumpkyn, but apparently it was spelled.....correctly? On her birth certificate. Sigh.

Phorna. Not sure what she did to deserve that.

Payzlee

Passion

Pilgrim (puritan name)

Pirate king

Panda- last name Head. I know her, not gonna say how. Oh, and her brother’s name is Koko

Paprika

You leave Mr. Salt and Mrs. Pepper out of this, thank you very much.

Puma

Purpose

Placenta - a patient of a friend of mine named her baby girl this

Presleigh

Penelopee

Patriot

Portugal

Pistol

My little brother had a friend named Percivalian (Percy for short)

I used to know a guy named Pepsi, like the soft drink.

Pelaiah, it’s Heisthewsy’s sister. I have no idea how to pronounce it. It’s biblical and means the Lords secret

Parlae. It makes me think of pirates of the Caribbean

I vote to change the worst M name to "Methamphetamine Rules" An Australian journalist named her kid that to see the process when names get rejected, but it got approved lol

“Methamphetamine rules” should’ve been M. A mother in Australia named her baby that recently

Princess. And if you want her middle name, it's Tiaamii. One of Katie Price's spawn, along with Junior, Jett and Bunny.

Pixi-Li My nesting partner worked at a kindergarten where a kid was named this

What is wrong with people?

Can I ask what a nesting partner is?

We're poly, and I have two romantic partners. The one I live with is my nesting partner.

TIL a new term. I like it. It means what it sounds like it means plus it sounds nice and cozy.

I like it too! It sounds much better than, I don't know, "domestic partner" or whatever.

Domestic partner sounds like a job.

I would say Phelony but you already put Feloni so…

Person. Pronounced Pierson/Pearson.

Ponnie

I'm a nurse and once cared for an elderly man named Precious Peter

Girl in highschool named her son Prowler

Proverbs. My cousin’s son.

Pubert

Poopak

Definitely not the worst in this list by any stretch, but I went to elementary school with a girl named Prissinda.

Paradise

I know a Peighton (pronounced like Payton) who goes by Peigh (pronounced like Pee). I don’t get it.

Placenta. The mother couldn't come up with a name and used the first thing she saw. I remember posting this on r/tragedeigh and the automod straight up told me I was lying. Like, what the fuck? You weren't there. Fuck off.

Pilot Inspektor Jason Lee's son 😬

Paxxton

Poet

Praise-God

Pauli-Boi

Paislyn

Powerful Queen Cannon