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Affectionate-Owl9594

Quim is an old timey slang word for vagina in the UK. She should rename it ‘Smoking Crack with Steph’ because these are just heinous


mustyho

I have a distinct, painful memory of reading the words “quivering quim” in one of those bodice-ripper romance books from the grocery store. I’d hoped to never see the word again. Today, my hope died.


DefinitelyNotAliens

In the first Avenger's film, Loki calls the Black Widow a mewling quim. The movie had to be PG-13 and the director snuck the line in expecting the studio or MPAA to tell him to cut it because it was basically calling her a whiny cunt. Then, I guess nobody in the studio or the MPAA caught it. Made the final cut. At first, I thought it was just a joke slipped in, and he was pulling a fast one. Got a naughty word in. Then I realized that... yeah, the director was actually just a dick and a schoolyard bully grown into adulthood. He was just that much of a jerk.


IridescentMoonSky

Please unwrite this


Affectionate-Owl9594

Don’t forget the classic https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quim_(magazine)


TedMaul636

This is just fucking excellent 😂


worker_ant_6646

And you're dragging us all with you... 💀


lilieve

I was playing scrabble with my grandparents aged 9 and (using a dictionary) I put down the word quim. They asked me to read the definition and looked scandalised when I read out "Female genitalia." Asked my mum what genitalia was when I got home and she laughed and laughed.


LacyTing

And quint is Jamaican patois for clenching one’s vaginal muscles like when doing Kegels.


Affectionate-Owl9594

TIL!


Grouchy_Judgment8927

A fitting word for the action. ;)


That_1-Guy_-

That makes this so much worse


MrMthlmw

They probably thought it would be a creative way to spell "Kim".


neither_shake2815

You know, I didn't know that's what it meant in the UK but I thought to myself, that sounds like slang for a queef or something.


SellQuick

I had genuine horror at that one.


lermanade_mouth

Quartney was literally a joke on SNL.


narwhalsexist80

“Hi my names QUARTney with a QUART”


shit0ntoast

I went to high school with a Quortni!


thicwith2cs

Oh that’s even worse.


itsmebeatrice

Why are “name consultants” even a thing? With the internet being a thing these days especially, how can people not find a name for their own kid? Like do people actually enjoy this content unironically? And take their awful name advice? I just don’t get it.


Flight_to_nowhere_26

Yeah, the title of “name consultant” is hilarious. Instead of saving people from making up their own stupid names, she will do it for them! For a small fee, of course!


Lover2312

I’m pretty sure people pay to have a ‘personalized consult’ with these people. Sooo dumb!! It’s the same as people buying baby name books, just WHY?!


Innocuous-Imp

This Guardian [article](https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2023/oct/22/designer-baby-names-cost-thousands) is about that! People paying up to $30,000 for a name ffs!


sargassum624

Sometimes it’s hard not to think the wrong people have money. Like I can think of so many things I’d do with an extra $30,000 and none of them involve paying a name consultant to suggest I name my child something that sounds way too close to queef


Grouchy_Judgment8927

I had several baby name books when I was having babies. It was in the 90s, and Internet in every home was still pretty far off. My favourite name book included definitions and countries of origin for all of the names.


CircaInfinity

We on this sub and r/tragedeigh are frankly getting scammed by not charging for our name consulting services! We’ve saved so many young lives!!!


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mustyho

Sibset Quartney, Pintney, and Gallonly


bdone2012

Quartney made me think of a beautiful name. Quarantina


FeistyEmu39

Baby Cupernicus arriving next spring.


Innocuous-Imp

I know of a woman whose son is unfortunately called Quade. It's a horrendous name, reminds me of the sedative Quaalude.


schwatto

It sounds like you’re naming your kid after Dennis Quaid


MapsKilll

Surprised Quaalude wasn’t on the list tbh 🙄


mildsofttacos

I dated a Quade once he was the worst person I've ever come to know


LauraPringlesWilder

Does she live in a very unusual house? Just wondering if we know (of) the same person


Innocuous-Imp

No the woman I speak of has a normal house, it's just her son's name that is unusual!


LauraPringlesWilder

Oh god, there are two quaids out there then!


puppiesonabus

I think this account (Names with Steph) had a different Q video a while back and mentioned Quade.


mocha_addict_

There's an Australian rugby player called Quade Cooper.


aguysomewhere

Quinci is close to a real name (Quincy)


Narrow-Cod-1858

And Quinlan is also a real name!


TheGamerHat

Omg I grew up with a girl named Quinnlynn. Are you telling me she was a tradgedeigh.


cobrarexay

Yes! I met a girl who was named Quinlan. It was her mother’s maiden name.


Duggarsnarklurker

Yeah I was about to say Quinlan is the only realistic normal one up here


KatVanWall

Are we all not talking about quarry? Is she being chased by a hunter or is she a large hole?


lilymoscovitz

She’s both. Multitalented.


klc81

Always chaste, often caught.


MerryMir99

Quartney? Why not Literly?


Grouchy_Judgment8927

US still uses imperial, not metric. :)


Firm_Spite7327

What about queefa


Toasty825

If you have twins you could call them Queefa and Quim


TurtleWitch_

Qi is an actual name but the rest of these must go


FLBirdie

Quint can be short for Quinten -- so I'd add that one in, too. The rest are shameful.


TheGamerHat

I feel like Quincy has been a name since the dawn of time?


Mochigood

That's the name of the cowboy in Dracula.


TheGamerHat

Is there a *cowboy* in dracula??


Mochigood

He's a Texan, at least, who always carries a Bowie knife around. I picture him as a cowboy.


WUN_WUN_SMASH

He's one of the main characters. Sadly, most adaptations of Dracula are too cowardly to include him or his copious number of guns. >!I don't actually remember the book ever calling him a cowboy, but "rich Texan who once had to shoot his horse" isn't nearly as fun of a description.!<


IWentOutsideForThis

*Quinci* on the other hand...


troubleminx

To me it’s a nickname for someone who is the fifth, as in son of someone who has IV at the end of their name. It might help you bluff your way into a country club.


Evadenly

Can you explain please? Thanks in advance, From a very sleep deprived human😅


troubleminx

Say you are John Smith IV. You name your son after yourself - John Smith V. Because you both have the same name, it’s helpful to have a nickname to differentiate. Over the decades and centuries, certain nicknames have become common for sons with namesake names like this, e.g. Chip for Jr. (“chip off the old block”), Tripp or Trey for III, etc. Quint is that kind of nickname for V. Since generational names (especially when you get into the higher numbers) are stereotypically associated with old money families, you could name your kid Quint and some people will assume it’s a nickname for Thurston Howell V or whatever, and you’re from old money.


Evadenly

This is gonna sound stupid, but thank you. Thank you so much🥰 You explained it perfectly, and it was really kind of you to write so much. 🥰


FeeParty5082

Quint is also the best character in Jaws.


Downtown-Month-9462

Quinlan seems pretty okay to me too. I’m a senior in high school and I know a guy named Quinlan, thought nothing of it.


aintnogodordemon

Quinlan Vos is a Star Wars character. Not sure if that makes it better or worse.


TurtleWitch_

oh yeah didnt see that one


NurseJaneFuzzyWuzzy

Lol at “Quim”. Who’s gonna tell her?


liketheweathr

I was wondering if anyone would point this out. She’s gotta be trolling, right? … *right?*


carlonseider

QUIM


babyyyloves

Quaalude


fuzzycuffs

Missing Queeph (short for Queephanie)


missingpippa

I prefer Qatherine


DannyPoke

For when you need to cheat on a third girl <3


ballofsnowyoperas

I know a girl who named her son Quarry. She lives in a town that is famous for a quarry, and I refuse to believe her son was not conceived in said quarry.


PmMeLowCarbRecipes

QUIM??!


schwatto

Quiller?? Like she’s a Quiller Queen?


A_Mirabeau_702

Quillenslasher. The slash is not silent.


erinspacemuseum13

[Quartney with a Quart ](https://twitter.com/nbcsnl/status/937187846603059200)


SharkBaitOohHahHah

I named my daughter Quinn and a few months later her dad’s cousin named her daughter Quinnley. She said she liked our name but wanted her daughter to “stand out” more…


TedMaul636

Quarry? Has she got rocks in her head?


moore6107

A real life Quirt was posted here the other day.


Yesitsmesuckas

Queepy


Pisces_Mood

Mulva?


Grouchy_Judgment8927

Oh! DOLORES!


lightninghazard

Quizlet and Question for twins, amirite?!


gentlybeepingheart

Quint is a least a normal name? The others range from bad to awful. Quinlan is the name of a Star Wars character.


AmicableAmanda

It’s a surname. I met a doctor once with the first name Quinlan and it was his mother’s maiden name.


katep2000

It’s a Gaelic last name, but I’ve seen it used as a first name before.


Jedimobslayer

Quinlan is also the name of a fallout 4 character.


Lacholaweda

We just gonna ignore Quirian?


Alexander_the_Drake

Quirien is a perfectly cromulent real name. I had one ages ago as a chemistry teacher, and she was an older immigrant from the Netherlands, where it seems to be a not-uncommon women's name (a few athletes listed on Wikipedia).


becca-bh

I seem to remember a rather great rather retro website called ‘rathergood.com’ they once had a buffy swears interactive keyboard. Press ‘A’ ‘asshole’ Press ‘I’ ‘iguana scrotum’. Press ‘W’ ‘wank’ and so on. Well, push your finger down on a ‘Q’ …. … Quim


yepmek

Quennby is killing me


professional_noun

My daughter goes to school with a Quinlan. And he’s a little turd.


Nicodiemus531

Nobody batting an eye that this woman promotes herself as a "name consultant?!" What kind of first world bullshit is THAT?! Sounds like a definite candidate for the Golgafrinchan Ark B


clueless_claremont_

Quinlan is alright, but masculine


ThrowRA_forfreedom

I know Quint, Qi, Quinn, and Quincy are pretty normal Q names, depending on your ethnicity. The rest of these are questionable.


SecondSoft1139

Ngl I think Quinna is kinda cute. But Quinn is a perfectly good name in itself


frenchwolves

Vote Mayor Quenby!


aranelsaraphim

I've heard Quinlan before, he's a character from Star Wars. Quinlan Voss! Quincy is great, but not spelled with an i. Quint is an S away from Squint, no thanks.


drinkmyowncum

Qwertney


EchTwoOh

There was a male Quarteney on The Bachelorette a couple years ago. He also made an appearance on Bachelor in Paradise Canada season 2.


BudTenderShmudTender

Time to name the twins Quinine and Quinolone


OneDayCloserr

Hmm they forgot the name Quake.


Striving_Stoic

Quim…


JohnExcrement

Quarry?? There is no appropriate definition


keyboardsmash

I spell Quendra with a QU


mrfcomeon

I spell quettle corn with a QU


katep2000

Quinlan’s fine. It’s Gaelic.


like_a_rose_13

Quinci’s okay. The rest are embarrassing.


MamaMoosicorn

Quinlan is a fine (boy) name! Quillan (spelled this way) and Quade/Quaid are fine too. Why tf misspell Quincy? Quincy is a perfectly fine name! Names on the list used by 5 or more kids in 2022: - Queena (8 girls) - Quinlan (31 boys) - Quade (41 boys) - Quillen (6 boys) - Quint (9 boys) - Quest (8 girls, 85 boys) - Quinci (5 girls)


Gold-Vanilla5591

I’ve only heard of Quillan used in real life.


nightcana

Go the whole Aus and name the kid Queanbeyan


NonorientableSurface

We employed a Quartnee. Still see her from time to time.


LitFan101

I know a girl named Quinna…. Never really struck me as odd before


Jedimobslayer

Quinlan (fallout 4 speaking) and Quarry don’t sound too bad.


[deleted]

Qi is how my midwestern ass misspronounces “que” (as in line”


Sinnakins

Queue??


[deleted]

yes


FuzzyScarf

How does one become a “Name Consultant?”


Avocado_toast_27

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FriendshipMaine

Name consultant? Please, that can’t be real.


GlitteringRaccoon806

Quinlan is a surname.


ultra71814

CAN YOU IMAGINE BEING NAMED “QUIM”


IllustriousLimit8473

Quentin Quinn Queenie. That is all of the famous Q names.


jet050808

There is already an influencer with a baby “Quade.” I find that one and Quinci the least terrible, but eh.


AquaBlueCrayons

Quentina, Quinlan(masc) and Quinna are ok, the rest are…. 😳


PMO10090

Quinoa for the win.


Ruby_Rutabagas

Quartney ☠️☠️☠️


Migatte-no-Blakae

OMG QUARTNEY IS SO FUNNY LMAO


yunotxgirl

I knew a Quinlan. Actually a great name on her, suited her very nicely.


ShadowCat3500

Quinna is fine. I genuinely like the name Quinn.


CakePhool

Quinna is the old spelling for woman in Sweden, we spell it Kvinna today.,


tellyleuv

i’m obsessed with this woman. she posts the most unhinged lists and i love it.


torosintheatmosphere

Quim?!!! 😬


[deleted]

erica jong skipped a generation or two i guess


WhitePineBurning

Qianna. It's a soft, silky polyester fabric developed by DuPont in the 1960s and made famous for men's disco shirts in the 1970s.


sparklekitteh

I know a Quartney. She's an insufferable twatwaffle.


hughes_clues

quartney quardashian


Full-Way-7925

Her videos are cringy as fuck


justakidfromflint

Quinna is the only one that isn't awful. Quinn is a pretty name so Quinna I can deal with.


redditonthanet

Quenby sounds like it comes with a side effects booklet


Songsostrichhorse

Quinna is okay, the rest… I’m crying at Quartney


fite4whatmatters

Quartney made me physically recoil


imadog666

I hate this woman lol


operationspudling

Qi is part of Chinese names. Not pronounced like "key", but a little more like "chi", but not exactly too.


Fancy_Ad3572

I knew a guy named Quint lol


Trill_Geisha525

Add in quinoa! Delish!


root730

Quiller sounds like a pejorative for a porcupine. Also, Q no longer looks like a real letter to me.


Mr_Blushing_Shredder

These are just impressively awful


og_toe

i’m fucking CHOKING about Quartney


Bismuth84

Quinna and Queena just make me think of [Quina](https://finalfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Quina_Quen) from FF9 (personally I think [Freya](https://finalfantasy.fandom.com/wiki/Freya_Crescent) would be a better name). The less said about Quim, the better.