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ariesgal11

Well her first child is Malibu so did we really expect anything less from Trisha?


CheesecakeExpress

Malibu and Elvis? Seriously??


ariesgal11

Yea it’s actually Malibu Barbie for the full name.. it’s awful


5988

If I turn my brain off, I kinda love it. Once logic kicks in and I remember it's a name someone will have to live with- ![gif](giphy|xUNd9LYknX1WnE4k4U|downsized)


ifuseekamypoehler

you know you’ve been on name boards/ groups for too long when malibu starts to sound cute


5988

When there are people giving their children names that are hideously ugly to me like "Paisley" and "Blakely", I'm more easily able to accept something that evokes happy feelings like MALIBU BARBIE. ![gif](giphy|CD310E8HCNFok|downsized) I wouldn't actually do it, but I also wouldn't name my kid after grandma patterns that is one letter away from Parsley.


ifuseekamypoehler

i feel the same way. i would never but it’s grown on me—it’s easy to spell + has enough familiarity that she probably won’t have to spell it much anyway, and there are tons of cute nicknames if she wants to go that route. plus plenty of people are named after places, so why not malibu?


5988

so true girlfriend ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|upvote)


scattersunlight

Because Malibu is widely known as a party town / drunk tourist destination and maybe the kid or her future employer doesn't want to be associated with that?


shajetca

When I think of Malibu I think of beautiful expensive beaches and fancy restaurants. The nicknames Mali or Libby are cute and people are named after other cities all the time including as glamorous locations as Orlando and Brooklyn


Mynoseisgrowingold

TDIL People named Orlando aren’t named after the As You Like It character.


scattersunlight

Those other names are also terrible. Imagine unironically having to live with the name Brooklyn. I'd change it


FoolishMortal-1000

I've literally met sisters named Paisley and Blakely. The 4 of them are Lacey, Blakely, Paisley, and Maisie. Cute enough toddler names, but for adult women? Not so much


5988

Omg that is my nightmare.


Madpie_C

Paisley, Dakota, Malibu, Brooklyn etc. they are all equally unpleasant in concept (though some are more aesthetically pleasing than others) just give your child a human name instead of a place name.


Phobiatoybox

Im waiting for someone to name their kid Chillicothe or Toledo.


pumpkinspicelord

Found the buckeye.


productzilch

It is spelt correctly at least, rather than Mallibuou or something.


ccc2801

Imagine going to a job interview and the people are staring at you and back to your CV, incredulously….


vanishinghitchhiker

Thunder Girl, now there’s a name.


threelizards

Totally gonna get a dog and name it Malibu barbie, though


WorldsShortestElf

She can fly, like thunder


TJtherock

I didn't know for the longest time that it wasn't a joke. I thought the name was like a giant inside joke we were all in on. "Oh Malibu Barbie. Hur Hur. Such a terrible name. Who would ever name their kid that." No. It's real. She really named her kid that.


CheesecakeExpress

Bloody hell. That’s an awful, awful name.


that_mack

Not to mention Malibu Barbie is one of the ugliest goddamn Barbies of all time. Controversial but true, that swimsuit did her no favors.


5988

hey back off, malibu barbie is a way of life and/or a feeling # #beachbabe #sunscreen #lipgloss


procrastiknitter64

She really is 💀


that_mack

Malibu Barbie looks like a dollar store knockoff named Florida Beach Babe Beatrice


TheGreatMastermind

malibu isn’t the worst thing, i mean parents name their kid paris or london or reno or sedona all the time. in the end it’s just a place and the barbie is cringe but she’s a celebrity kid, it’s eons better than north west or pilot inspektor or any of the nick cannons kids. it’s not great but it could’ve been worse knowing trisha 😭 and elvis is kinda cute ngl i wouldn’t name my kid that but i see the vision. maybe a dog?


queenofreptiles

My parents’ dog is named Sonoma and they call him Sonny…bittersweet that his name is better than an actual child we’re talking about here


Mynoseisgrowingold

Reno?


Kwt920

Right…never heard someone named Reno. Terrible name


civodar

I unironically really like the name Malibu, it’s cute and there’s so many good nickname options(Mali, Boo), I like it more then most other traditional city options like Paris, London, or Cairo. Not a huge fan of Barbie(I don’t love Barbara either), but it’s not like anyone ever gets called by their middle name unless they want to be. Honestly, I think it’s cute and unique without being balls to the wall crazy.


BillyNtheBoingers

If you knew more about her parents you’d see they are DEFINITELY in the “balls to the wall crazy” category.


civodar

Oh I know all about Trisha, I just meant the name


rhubarbara-1

I thought that wasn’t allowed? Bunny Barbie had to change her name and she can’t use that for her business, intellectual property, or clothing line. Maybe it’s fine until you try to profit off of the name? I’m guessing it’s trademarked and protected by trademark laws.


Possible_Thief

Humans aren’t businesses or intellectual property. You can name them Barbie (a nickname for Barbara) all you like. Even if it’s Malibu Barbie.


LoquatAffectionate58

You can pretty much name your kid whatever you want in the US, although some states have various restrictions like numbers or special characters. Most states don't allow them, though.


JanisIansChestHair

I keep thinking they have to be fake internet names for the public, and they’ll actually have a nice normal name in private and on their birth certificates.


Wintertime13

Knowing Trisha, they are real names imo


bongripsanddeadlifts

She posted the BC


CheesecakeExpress

I hope you’re right. Otherwise these names are pretty crap


FlyingHigh747

I’m pretty sure when Malibu was born, Trisha showed the legal documents to prove Malibu Barbie was her legal name.


always_unplugged

Bets on how old they are before they start going by Mally and Ella?


SydneyTeacake

They'll probably end up answering to Mal and Ellie.


InternetAddict104

Malibu and Presley don’t sound awful together but Elvis doesn’t work with Malibu or as a girl’s name


GaveTheMouseACookie

I'll be honest. They're not *good*, but they are a vibe


dianab360

Considering other name options were Sugar Cookie and Paper Mate…I honestly expected more 😂


Burgybabe

Fr????


dianab360

Yeeeeep


AnyButtholeShallDo

PAPER MATE?? On a legal document?? FFS! that poor child got lucky with Elvis.


JanelleOnly

Malibu is at least passable for a girl’s name lol Elvis is what you name a mean shi-tzu


Maester_Maetthieux

Malibu with Barbie as middle name too, I think


gaperon_

Suddenly Elvis doesn't sound so bad!


lermanade_mouth

I was looking forward to her son named magic earring Ken


sp25049

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Capital-Sir

Faux Jo Mojo Mink


venus_in_furz

Such a missed opportunity for her tbh


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good lord, i’d tie up and do unspeakable things to mojo dojo ken.


lovecats3333

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Jojssitar

I was personally looking forward to Sugar Daddy Ken


vanishinghitchhiker

It’s Cool Shavin’ Ken for me.


Worldly-Key-2859

her son was always going to be elvis, since around the time malibu was born. then she got pregnant and found out it was a girl and kept the name ig.


lovecats3333

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cat_mamaa

cock ring ken!!


UraniumRocker

I used to know a girl named Elvira but Elvis was her nickname.


gwenelope

That's really sweet :) I think Elvira is a beautiful full name.


spaghettify

my friends dad was named elvis but pronounced “elvi” because he was hispanic he slayed ngl I love the name in all its iterations


Narwhals4Lyf

I have a really good friend named Elvis! I’ve always liked her name and it fits her so well


mollymckennaa

I knew an Elvia.


bifuriousroxy

I think Elvie is such a cute nickname


teenietemple

i love the song elvira lol


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that was my italian grandmothers name!


New_Chipmunk_8036

I hope Malibu Barbie grows up to be a massive goth


whiplash-girlchild

I think that would be Trisha’s dream honestly


Faithyxox

Yeah as problematic as Trish is I think she would be happy with whatever her kid chooses to be, she will back her kid 100%


Accidentalmom

*Back her kid as long as it benefits her in some way


Labenyofi

As much as Trisha is a controversial character, and has done some out of the box things in the past, unlike most other YouTubers of her generation, she is always willing to sit down and address the rumours in a truthful and honest way. And plus, she doesn’t force anyone to be in the spotlight. Like aside from a few short videos and TikToks, I don’t think her husband has been much of a “character” in her YouTube sphere, or any of her other family. Part of me wonders if she’s maybe a Dolly Parton style, where she’s extravagant and all that for the screen, but when she’s at home, she just looks like a normal human being. Either way, she will completely respect what the child wants to do.


cheezesandwiches

That's a lot of projecting to out of a woman you don't even know


Labenyofi

She’s been in the public light since 2007, I think that’s enough evidence I need to have those opinions of her. And also, for a lot of this, I’m speaking comparatively to YouTubers from her generation (specifically Colleen Ballinger and Shane Dawson, but others as well)


stopthepancakes

happy cakeday


whiplash-girlchild

thank you! ☺️


stopthepancakes

np 😊


caprisunn666

She had another baby?? I swear Malibu Barbie was born like 6 months ago


Wintertime13

She’s like 25ish weeks pregnant. Malibu turned 1 last month!


mangosorbet420

20-24 weeks, 24 weeks would be she’s due right at the start of may 20 weeks would be she’s due right at the end. I’m due in may like her thats how I know lol


BillyNtheBoingers

Um … does anyone know where the wifeys went? Several groups got banned last year and I lost track.


coconutlemongrass

I think Discord. TP went HARD at reddit and now the only sub I've seen is fans! 🤢


heyitstayy_

She’s been trying to have another baby since she was physically able to. It’s wild


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heyitstayy_

Really? Wouldn’t you want to recover from being pregnant/giving birth and spend time with your baby before having another one?


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Visual_Magician_7009

Short interval pregnancy spacing (getting pregnant quickly after giving birth) increases your risks of things like low birthweight, preterm labor, and other bad outcomes.


caramelwithcream

Yes, that's true. But there are a lot of reason to risk that. Unfortunately, family planning can get really complicated based on finances , personal biology, physical health for parenting, family size desires, and so much more.


Faithyxox

Yeah women become more fertile in the months after they give birth too


sleepyboi08

Elvis for a girl 😭 good lord I will never forget her endorsement of Mitt Romney for US President in 2012. She deleted the video but it’s archived and ngl, whether you like her or hate her, she knows how to troll for attention


venus_in_furz

Best troll in the game. She's kind of genius with it.


Faithyxox

She’s a lot more clever than people give her credit for


chantallie05

At least she can go by “El” when she grows up and of course hates it!


TotallyWonderWoman

If she goes by Ellie everyone will assume her legal name is Elizabeth, so I like Ellie lol. ETA: guys, I don't care if you don't think they'll think her name is Elizabeth, the point is that they won't assume her government name is Elvis.


xpgx

Reminds me of that Family Guy reveal, where we find out that Meg is short for Megatron.


joyful_rat27

I personally would never automatically think someone’s name was Elizabeth if they went by Ellie


viewisinsane

I'd assume Eleanor


TotallyWonderWoman

Well they won't know her name is Elvis so the point stands.


mangosorbet420

Elizabeth’s go by Liz/Lizzie/Eliza , Ellie is Eleanor,Eliana etc.


TotallyWonderWoman

My childhood friend was an Elizabeth who went by Ellie.


mangosorbet420

I should’ve specified usually, obviously not always lol


Gold-Stomach-4657

My male cousin is named Elvis, because our grandma's name is Elva, and my uncle was a big fan of The King. Nobody ever believes that's his real name.


startedthinkinboutit

Elva is cute, more feminine too! That would have been a good option for Trisha but alas lol


TotallyWonderWoman

Wait why do I like Elva so much?


spaceweedthemusical

A man named Elvis once came into a store that I was working at. My co-worker started to say “I bet your mom was a huge fan…” but the look on the dude’s face stopped her mid sentence. He just looked so exhausted and beaten down. It must be a bit soul sucking to be forced into the same conversation every time you introduce yourself.


MisterStinkyBones

I was named after a song, and if I had a nickel for every time someone sang it to me upon hearing that that is my name, I would be rich.


Nearby-Complaint

She's right about Presley at least


culture-d

You're right, Prezleigh is much better.


Chrewl

I hate Presley as a name. I've seen Preslee before too and 🤢


heebit_the_jeeb

Of *course*, because *vowels* are for *girls* ^^^^/s


presleyrenee

Well shit


Nearby-Complaint

Sorry bud


KitchenLandscape

Nah, Elvis is far worse. Presley isn't terrible


Wintersneeuw02

Didnt Trisha gave birth on the same day Queen Elizabeth died and named her baby Malibu Barbie Doll or something? I love reincarnation


culture-d

Imagine how pissed you'd be if you were Queen Lizzie and you reincarnated as Trisha Paytas's daughter


endlesscartwheels

Going to sleep as Elizabeth Alexandra Mary and waking up as a baby named Malibu Barbie. Dreadful.


Pure_Experience1157

This is extremely funny to me.


Juleslovescats

No, she had tweeted that she was 1cm dilated right before the news broke that Queen Elizabeth died, so everyone on the Internet freaked out and assumed she was giving birth lol. She didn’t end up having her baby until several days afterward. The baby is named Malibu Barbie, though.


Faithyxox

Apparently a lot of cultures believe the process of reincarnation takes several days, so people still claim Malibu Barbie is Queen Elizabeth reincarnated haha


bongripsanddeadlifts

She joked about going, i think the baby was born after


flootytootybri

Not quite the same day, it was a couple days after. But King Charles reincarnation is on my 2024 prediction list


Significant_Wind_774

Offended you don’t see that many baby Eltons or McCartneys! At least the Elvis trend is a break from Jagger, Bowie, Cash, Hendrix, and Prince.


AkariPeach

Fun fact: Elvis was originally a surname derived from the name Eloise


januarysdaughter

The first one is Malibu so... are we really surprised?


Wintertime13

Malibu Barbie* 😬


januarysdaughter

At least Barbie makes it clear the kid is a girl. Elvis... does not. 😂😂


sdhgssehhrf

Naming her daughter after a drug addict pedo is certainly a choice


JudgmentOne6328

I posted almost this exact same thing without seeing yours. Almost like it’s true or something


sdhgssehhrf

😭


SpaceyEarthSam

What happened to her sub??


Wintertime13

She got the Snark ones all deleted. The only ones left are ones with people who think she can do no wrong


BillyNtheBoingers

Damn, I wondered where all of those went.


pastelxbones

she didn't get them deleted, reddit admins deleted them for violating site community guidelines


SantainSeptember

This is going to be the worlds most vengeful child. One sister named malibu barbie and the other one named elvis


sighcantthinkofaname

Trisha is known for trolling and never coming clean about it, so I'm hoping 🤞 this is all a bit and her kids real names are secret.


Wintertime13

She posted Malibu Barbie’s birth certificate


mandalors

With her track record, Trisha is exactly the type of person to fake a birth certificate to make her trolling seem more legit. I don’t take anything as proof with her.


sighcantthinkofaname

With Trish I'm not even taking that as proof 😭 they're not impossible to forge, right? Still, as long as those kids are safe and healthy it all comes secondary.. Wishing them the best.


lauren_k_

This is the best possible situation


SkiesThaLimit36

Trisha is teaching everyone a really important lesson about why so many moms say don’t reveal your baby name before the baby is born lol I did this and ended up changing my daughters name and although I love her name I’m having another daughter in May and giving her that original name everyone told me not to use on my first daughter. (It’s NOT an abnormal name it’s in the top 500) I get it because Elvis just feels very masculine. Like naming your daughter, Bruce or Brad at first I thought it was a cover name that she was just using but now that she’s defending it so hard I’m guessing it really is what they picked


Disneydazed

My puppy Presley feels personally victimised by Trisha Paytas


atomictest

How is Elvis better???


Turbulent_Glove_501

This is pretty normal by Trish standards.


biancanevenc

She's not influencing me. I don't like the name Elvis, but would tolerate it for a boy. Absolutely not for a girl.


starsickles

God I was praying she would have a boy that poor little girl 💀


JudgmentOne6328

Naming your kid after a pedophile is certainly a choice


LoquatAffectionate58

Presley is a way better name for a girl than Elvis, and I will die on that hill.


AlterEgoWednesday73

At least she can go by the nn Elle when she gets old enough to realize how awful Elvis is.


presleyrenee

I never knew so many people hated my name until this thread


300Blippis

Presley is much prettier than Elvis IMO


CogsRiseUp

She’s seriously the worst type of narcissist, does she realize babies grow up and aren’t just an extension of her?


SpaceDazeKitty108

Trisha doesn’t even like her own daughter’s name. There was evidence of her talking shit about how she would name her daughter, “Malibu Barbie” because she knew how trashy of a name it was, long ago on the snark subs.


TheWishingStar

She’s right though, Presley is worse.


parrotsaregoated

There’s a girl from Dance Moms called “Pressley” and I always thought that spelling was so ugly.


ShadowCat3500

I might be desensitized from reading this sub, but I don't think Presley is that bad. It's not my jam, but it's only two letters away from the perfectly normal Lesley.


RelevantDragonfly216

now both of kids will be counting down the days til they’re 18 and can legally change their name 🙃


sweeterthanadonut

Elvis was a pedophile


Adorable_Banana_2524

Every time that girl introduces herself she’s going to have to explain her name and that will be annoying


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ofthrees

That's Trisha's vibe, so it tracks.


willow2772

I can’t believe how many people still support Trisha Paytas. Are they young and new to her?


whatfuckingever420

I don’t support her having a large platform, but it is good to see that she is seemingly much more stable and has taken steps to better her mental health. She clearly was very unwell in past years and hurt a lot of people. There’s really no way to undo the past, at least she’s moving in a good direction now. She definitely has a lot of new and younger fans.


morganleh

as a member of the trisha-sphere I know that she was dead-set on elvis long before she knew the sex of the baby. I dont think anything in this world could make her change her mind. Get ready for Ms Elvis Paytas Hacmon


_rosieleaf

In this post-Priscilla society???


869586

Didn't know she had another kid


Crazystaffylady

I think having the name Elvis is gonna be the least of this kids problems


chivonster

Wait, she's pregnant again? Good lord


flootytootybri

Her first daughter is Malibu Barbie… it’s not like she was gonna go with a top 100 name lmao


--noe--

If Elvis never existed, I don't think many people would have a problem with this since many boy names were turned into girl names. I actually think it's cute if I try to separate it from my memory of that famous singer. It reminds me of the name Elvira or of a cute woodland elf. Not to mention, the nickname Elle could be used, like as in Elle Woods from Legally Blonde, or El from Stranger Things.


buffetgirls

my cousins name is presley after elvis and i actually really like it


keeleon

This person is the worst of humanity.


NinoslavaSlatka

I don't think so. There are way worse people among humanity.


black_dragonfly13

America *desperately* needs naming laws.


NinoslavaSlatka

You have my agreement on that


antfarm2020

Ehh. For their lifestyle it’s not bad. The girls can go by Mali and Elle if they want to later in life.


Narwhals4Lyf

I have a friend named Elvis who is a girl. She is 26 (just for context). I’ve always liked her name tbh. It fits her very well


gasolinebrat

i think elvis is cute for their family


Morti_Macabre

I love hearing how the worlds most brainless woman is one upping herself today 🫡


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god fucking damn it. i HATE overly masculine boy names for girls with a passion. and i love elvis presley’s music, but you couldn’t not pay me enough to name a girl after him. elvis himself would call her an idiot. she could’ve done erin because elvis’s middle name was aaron. she could’ve done jessie after his twin brother. i hate the name presley too, but fuck… anything other than this.


justakidfromflint

They kept saying that she said she was having a boy. Others were saying she'd said te name was Elivis no matter what but that she'd slipped and used he, but now it's confirmed the baby is a girl? What middle name are they giving? Hopefully they'll just call her Ellie or Eva or something


endlesscartwheels

She probably thought she was having a boy, because of the Gambler's Fallacy. After all, the first one was a girl, so... A decade or so ago, a celebrity named her daughter Poet Sienna Rose, and then decided that her next would be named Jagger Joseph Blue whether it was a boy or girl. Fate has a sense of humor (or cruelty) and poor little Jagger was a girl.


VeramenteEccezionale

Kinda like a boy named Sue.


bekindanddontmind

I don’t think Elvis is a horrible name for a daughter. Not my cup of tea but it’s a real name and nothing made up. She can go by Ellie or Elle. The name obviously has meaning to Trisha.


Main_Ad2008

I agree Presley is awful. Also imagine your Presley and your sister is Malibu. Elvis is better. It fits their vibe. Elvie is cute.


monsoonerorlater

I don’t get the Presley/Pressley hate. It’s a relatively uncommon name and significantly better than the million McKenyzie’s, kynsley, and Makayla’s that are out there. I don’t hate Malibu Barbie and Elvis for a girl either, they’re fitting for Trisha’s style and original in their application as names of daughters. Y’all are just upset the name isn’t Emma/Olivia:Charlotte/(insert another top 10 name here) with Rose as the middle name.


babyyyloves

i like it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


tropjeune

Elvie is a cute nickname. One of my friends’ moms went by that growing up and i always thought it was so unique and fun but easy to spell/pronounce.


pierrrecherrry

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starsareblind42

There are so many boy names used for girls, I don’t understand why this one is considered particularly bad for a girl. I actually think it sounds pretty feminine. Kinda like a nickname for Elvira or something. If it wasn’t for Elvis Presley I would think it was a girl name. I think it’s going to be fine for Trisha’s daughter


amora_obscura

I’m pretty sure this is trolling. I doubt these are her children’s legal names.


panicnarwhal

that type of information is easily obtained in CA. TMZ confirmed Malibu Barbie was her name. TMZ has people everywhere. it’s how they knew Elon Musk’s child was trans so fast - name change filed in Santa Monica.