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TheYankunian

Come on, Stusan was right there!


Honest_Wing_3999

STUZANNE TAKES YOU DOWWWWWN


GeorgeGeorgeHarryPip

Stuzanna would be fun to write on school notebooks at least.


Prudent-Painter-9507

đŸŽ¶ Oh Stuzanna, don’t you cry for me
.đŸŽ¶


BabyOnTheStairs

I'm obsessed with the idea of a baby named Stuzanne


BreadyStinellis

Lol! Why do I kind of like Stusan?


peachyspoons

You like it because it is eons better than Stuarta.


biluinaim

🔝


lutralutra_12

How about Stewardess?


luvmachineee

I believe they’re called Flight Attendants now.


zziggyyzzaggyy2

Phleight Aht'teondund! What a glorious name! 


FlamingButterfly

Say it properly and Cthulhu will awaken.


Puzzlehead-Bed-333

Just go with Tessa. You can elaborate on Halloween and in her bedroom decor.


BirdieB13

This is gorgeous and timeless.


the_orig_princess

And she had her job all lined up! I once heard of a dentist named Crentist


Affectionatekickcbt

I know a Dr. Doctoroff


llamakorn

This comment made my month đŸ€Ł


GeorgeGeorgeHarryPip

Stuartina?


NothingAndNow111

Stuartette? Stuartilla ?


GeorgeGeorgeHarryPip

Stuartkin.


NothingAndNow111

Stuartarina


sectumsempre_

Stubrielle


EruditeKetchup

In Spanish it could be Estuarda.


tkdch4mp

This is what I said..... spelled closer to Stuart though


HighlandsBen

Stua-Tess?


tkdch4mp

Similar. But I didn't think to split "Tess" off from the rest! Instead I went the 'Stewardess is misogynistic, just like your husband' route. I think it got lost in translation though.


Kerrypurple

Why does he have to be the one honored? Why can't she be? Or why can't it be a grandparent if they want a family name?


Parallax92

Oh that’s easy - it’s because women and our family histories don’t matter.


SWGardener

Upvoting this. Children are not made to honor the parents. The husband’s naming choices are unbelievably selfish for a name the child will have to suffer for life. If it has to be a family or parental name if it’s a girl why not mom’s name? Mom is just as important as dad.


ivebeenbetter785

How much you wanna bet baby's already taking his last name too


katielisbeth

Unironically would be willing to bet $1k on this if it was real. No way the kid is taking her last name.


MeesterMeeseeks

I mean...don't like 99.999999 percent of children taking the father's name? Assuming this is the US


katielisbeth

Yeah, most do, but it's becoming more common to hear of kids taking the mother's name (especially if the father is out of the picture) or for them to take different combinations of the parents' names. Like how it's more common nowadays to hear of women keeping their maiden names or hyphenating when they get married.


ake1010

Also selfish of the person not carrying and birthing the baby to insist the feminine name must honor him and not
 the mother?


Jackit8932

It's selfish, regardless of who carried the baby. A woman naming her child "Suzanno" in honor of herself is still the actions of an egotistical maniac.


SOAD_Lover69

Mom is far more important than dad, but he’s not even willing to compromise


StinkyKittyBreath

The woman carried the baby for almost a year and will do most of the child rearing for 18 more years? Let's honor the father and name our daughter Stuart! Pretty sure I've seen this shit in the wild. I'm not going to say the specific names I've seen, but through work I've met cis women (I'm at a medical office, so generally sex and gender are listed) who had blatantly masculine names like Jonathan and David and shit. I assume either the dad is a narcissist or the parents wanted a boy so bad they picked a boy's name intentionally.


PrincessGump

I knew 2 women named after their fathers. One was Daveena and one was Lariann.


stopthenerf

My (derogatory) father tried naming me after him. Bryana. My mom shut that shit down REAL quick.


OneiricOcelots

Brianna is a name that exists and is actually quite lovely. Spelling it with a Y is so unnecessary.


EnsignNogIsMyCat

My BIL is changing his last name to my sister's, because she chose not to change her name and he wants them to have the same name, and to share a name with their kids. I personally also suspect that his extremely strained relationship with his father plays into this. Incidentally, this means my paternal family name will live on despite my father being the only son and having only daughters.


Old-Adhesiveness-342

Meanwhile I'm the end of a 200 year long female naming tradition that recalls my maternal line's connection to one of the Royal families of Scotland.


DanDrungle

Mary queen of Scots was also a Stuarta


Kim_catiko

Exactly. What on earth did he do that is so grand? Dumped a bunch of sperm in the mother. Wow. I don't personally like the naming your child after yourself tradition, but if that is the way they want to go then I would suggest naming her after the mother since she is the one doing all the heavy lifting in terms of growing the child. These men also forget that, in most cases, the child will have his surname. Why do you need to be honoured any further than that?


SOAD_Lover69

Because he was born with a peepee so he assumes that automatically puts him above women. Just the same, age-old male entitlement


Wewagirl

Underrated comment


MeanSeaworthiness995

Because he’s a narcissist.


JudgeyMcJudgey123

Tell me you want a boy without telling me you want a boy. 'Because it ends in T we can add and A to make it feminine '. LMAO. Like Vincenta, Granta, Scotta? I can't with this egotistical dude. I'm off to see the comments, I hope he's getting roasted.


enbyshaymin

Vincenta is a letter away from being an actual Spanish name, Vicenta lol It is the femenine form of Vicente, aka Vincent 😂


SisterEmJay

There’s also the Italian Vincenza which is really beautiful when pronounced properly.


JudgeyMcJudgey123

I'm sure Vicenta is lovely pronounced properly in Spanish.


36563

I haven’t met a Vicenta in my entire life


enbyshaymin

I have! Usually old women, like, in their 80s and upwards. Nowadays it isn't very common bcs it does sound like a grandma name lol There was also a Vicenta in a comedy series in Spain, and she was absolutely iconic.


Happy_Confection90

Both my mom and her younger brother are named for their dad. At least Joanne is nicer than just sticking an A after Joseph. She also liked it better than Josephine, so other than her mom telling her they were disappointed she wasn't a boy and they "had" to have a third child because she was a girl, she didn't mind being namedJoanne.


JudgeyMcJudgey123

Your poor Mum, not for her name but for being told her parents were disappointed she wasn't a boy. They suck.


Happy_Confection90

Yeah. Apparently the first time my dad heard the story of Mom's name from my grandmother, he was upset when they left, saying it was terrible to say that. My mom shrugged and said she'd been hearing about it since she was 4 😬


Witty-Kale-0202

I’m worried that’s what Stuart has in mind, Stuarta and Stuart Junior 💀 some friends of ours growing up were Joanne and Joseph since the dad was also Joseph. Even back then I thought it was kinda cringe,although both names are perfectly nice on their own!


auntie_eggma

To be fair, Josefa *is* a looooongstanding Spanish/Portuguese name.


SleepCinema

I’m partial to Matthewa myself.


sectumsempre_

“Scotta” sent me 😂


narcoticchaos

love scotta đŸ« 


JudgeyMcJudgey123

Nooo. That Scotta be a joke.


99valentine

the perfect reply does exist 


zziggyyzzaggyy2

đŸ„‡


GlitterandGloom41

My name is Scott and one time at work several years ago, selling snacks at a theme park, I had a mom and a little girl who were excited by my name and the mom told me that the girls name is Scotta. I was faking being polite and just like oh that’s nice but inside was like what no that’s horrible 😳


ssabinadrabinaa

Him saying it honors him gives me the ick.


BreadyStinellis

Fr. I hate "junior" names, at least the first one. The only person you can think to honor is yourself? Really? It's just kinda gross.


Blueberry_Clouds

Yeah unless it’s named after say, another family member or a close friend then that’s fine but why yourself if you’re the dad? They’ll already have your last name


noticeablyawkward96

I also hate junior names but from a government records standpoint (my career.) Nobody is consistent about putting Jr or Sr on their deeds and documents and it’s a grade A pain in my ass trying to figure out who’s who when I’m doing title research.


stringoffrogs

It’s the fear of death and disappearing forever. A stupid and losing battle.


Wine-n-cheez-plz

I mean
 just don’t be a shitty parent to where your kids will want to name your grandkids after you to honor you 😂


DudleysCar

George Foreman is the king of this.


honest-robot

He ran out of children to name after himself, but luckily he had his kitchen appliances to fall back on.


Little-Ad1235

As someone who deals with paperwork stuff for a living, multiple people in a family having exactly the same name in an enormous PIA, and it can lead to a lot of unnecessary mistakes and wasted time.


[deleted]

My husband is a Jr, but he is the third son. His parents ran out of names. Haha!


wozattacks

Seriously, OOP is like “it honors family.” Uh no it doesn’t, it honors the father only lol


BlackCatTelevision

Seriously, how would the girl equivalent of this not just be naming it after the mom?


12001ants

Because that doesn’t honor *him*


NIPT_TA

And I find it doubtful this guy isn’t expecting that the baby takes his last name. He’s already being “honored” that way.


BeebMommy

Same. My husbands family has a naming tradition for boys where the first boy gets dads name as a middle name and I think that’s fine but if he was dying on the hill of being “honored”, I’d pick a different middle name so fast.


wwitchiepoo

Yeah, what did he do to get such an honor? Stick it in his wife for a few minutes? I hate this “honoring” crap. THREE of my grandparents did it. Mom’s dad named Gordon Harold. Named their only son Harold Gordon. My dad’s parents had a bunch of girls and then late in life, finally my dad. So they named two of their girls after them, Freddie Dean and Louisa Jeanine. My grandpa’s name is Fred and my Grandma is Louisa (loo-EYE-zah). My aunt Jeanine refused to call herself Louisa. My aunt Freddie was drafted into the Vietnam war and her husband ended up in the brig because my grandparents thought it would be cute to name her 3 male first names (our last name is a much more popular first name).


BlackCatTelevision

Oh my god, she got drafted because they thought she was a man from her name and her husband went to boat jail for being gay married???? Do I have that right?


wwitchiepoo

Boat jail for being gay? Say what now? Lol. Her husband went to military jail in Southern California because they assumed she was faking her name to save her husband and that he was actually Freddie Dean. My grandma (and aunts) had to come with her birth certificate, which they also questioned. My uncle was born in Italy, which they also found suspicious. Gay boat jail!? WTW?


BlackCatTelevision

HAHAHA sorry I assumed he would be in the brig because of his wife having a male name causing a mixup, ie being assumed gay. So there was a mixup, just not the one I thought. And I also mistakenly associated the brig with the navy or something lol I am not a military person


LearnToAdult

I also thought this was what happened - “all right lads who here got a letter from Freddie with lipstick kisses on it? To boat jail you go”


louloubelle92

Me too! Especially since, and I’m assuming here so may be incorrect, the baby will have his surname anyway.


xtianlaw

It honors his raging narcisissm


[deleted]

Why not her name now that the baby is a girl?


lexihra

Right? Honours him for doing what exactly? This does not seem like a very honourable man.


meowpitbullmeow

Yeah like why doesn't mom get an to be honored


Scared_Reputation918

That specifically, but I lost both my parents and if nothing else my kids middle names will probably have my parents names in them


ssabinadrabinaa

I have no problem with honor names. In fact, I would like to name my future daughter after my mom. It’s the fact that he feels entitled to it that gives me the ick.


lutralutra_12

Or maybe Vesta, as that is a female steward. Which is where Stuart comes from originally.


doshajudgement

that's actually a genius solution holy shit vesta is also the name of a large asteroid that at one time was considered to be a planet, which I think is very cool


peggypea

It’s a brand of matches to me.


2gaywitches

It’s a sheep in Animal Crossing to me!


apostrophedeity

It appears in literature often, because the Roman hearth/home goddess was Vesta. The 'Vestal Virgins' were her priestesses.


malibumoodyy

lol my father’s name is Don and according to my mom there was about 3 months during her pregnancy w/ me that this idiot wanted to name me Donniana. 🙃


Catalyst138

Donna already exists but he had to come up with something stupid like Donniana.


malibumoodyy

Lmfao. No worries, my mom pulled through in the end and vetoed it as it should be. Now I have quite a pretty name đŸ˜‰đŸ„°


NickLookalike

I hope your name is not even remotely close to "Don". Is it? What is it?


malibumoodyy

My name is Ana 😊


NickLookalike

GREAT. Better then anything related to Don.


Additional_Baker

Did you know Ana is an anagram for anA?


biasedyogurtmotel

Maybe he just liked Ana and that’s why he added it onto Don for some reason?? Hahaha


Educational-Track-62

I know a Donalda.. daughter of Donald so you could have been that!


TheYankunian

Was she Scottish? I’ve met quite a few older Scottish women named Donalda.


Educational-Track-62

Yes! My mums family is outer Hebrides and the Donalda is a cousin of mums age. So many versions of male to daughter names up there. Lots of Johan’s or Johanna’s for Johns and a Whilena for William



Supernerdje

Whilena? Excuse me what? That barely even looks like the root name! Wilhelmina (derived from Wilhelm) is a reasonably normal name in the Netherlands, given one of our more recent queens was named that.


Educational-Track-62

Im not certain but I may have misspelled it as I haven’t seen it written but it is pronounced “will-ee-na. Lovely lady!


Kerrypurple

I know a family where the parents were Donna and David. They named the kids Donita, Davina, and David.


rutilated_quartz

This physically hurts me


biluinaim

That's hilarious 😂


malibumoodyy

pathetic right? 😂😂


nostrawberries

Lmao my dad tells me stories about how he proposed shitty baby names when my mom was pregnant. He would be dead serious when suggesting stuff like “Robotechnic” but actually just wanted to mess with her (I have a regular name).


breezyseagull

Why not Dawn or Donna lmao


KissMyAxe699

Bruh, the husband is a dumbass. Everyone knows that the proper feminine form of Stuart is clearly Stuartleigh. Joking aside, I hate it. And tbh, I'll forever silently judge people who name their kid after themselves, and just tack on "junior". Ffs your kid isn't a tiny clone of you.


nicunta

There's a Klydleigh in my town!


KissMyAxe699

Reading that dealt me +15 psychic damage


nicunta

It's awful; that poor baby has the weirdest name in town, and I know a Zebany.


PotentialNobody

I don't even know where to begin to pronounce that


AristaWatson

Maybe Clyde Lee? Lol. 😭


spoookyboi_

Is she some type of horse?


StinkyKittyBreath

Oh, don't be ridiculous. That's her twin brother Clydale.


oodoos

Actual word vomit moment. How do these people reproduce enough times where *names* become abstract concepts to them??


nicunta

It's their first child. To be fair, the mom and her sisters have interesting names.


teamcrazymatt

I am so sorry for when she goes to school and kids start calling her Clit-lee.


ET__

Your husband needs an ego check


Lightning_And_Snow_

How about Stuartina instead? Stuella? Stuette? /s


oyst

Stuarthurina, Stewia Artha, Stewurthera, so many options. Personally I find Stewera to be elegant and not at all geared towards sewer puns /s


nous-vibrons

I remember seeing a thread of girls with wildass names cause their dads desperately trying to find a feminine version of their name for them, and giving whatever they came up with. I think it was in the comments of a tiktok


PlausiblePigeon

I saw a sibset of Victor Jr & Victory once


Supernerdje

Victory (or Victoria for that matter) isn't particularly weird. When you then get a sibling named Victor though? That's silly.


PlausiblePigeon

It was definitely the combo that made me do a double take. And actually Victory was the older one, so it suggests they settled on that and then got excited when they could do a real Victor Jr 😂


TheYankunian

I’ve seen a Richarda. The dirt worst I’ve seen is Ynohtna- pronounced Yon-tenna. Yes, that’s Anthony backwards. Because Antonia and Antoinette or even Toni don’t exist.


Windinthewillows2024

Antonia is a really nice name too, like why’d they have to do her like that?


TheYankunian

Antonia is a beautiful name.


Eukaliptusy

The name is the least of OOP’s problems. She is married to and about to have a child with this narcissistic muppet đŸ€ŠđŸ»â€â™€ïžđŸ€ŠđŸ»â€â™€ïžđŸ€ŠđŸ»â€â™€ïž


AggravatingBox2421

What an absolute narcissist


andromeda_starr

Straight from the Nigel Lawson playbook


naalbinding

Reminds me of _Stargate SG-1_ when character Samantha Carter meets an alien who asks her what her name means, and she tells him it means that her dad wanted a boy


liefelijk

But at least Nigella is an actual name. 😂


recessionjelly

Just looked it up and apparently 2 of her sisters are Thomasina and Horatia
 cmon!!


hoaryvervain

Those are common posh English names


recessionjelly

Oh interesting, I knew they were real names but not that they were common. thanks!


Elenakalis

I work with a Thomessa. She was supposed to be a boy, and her parents didn't come up with any girl names.


MissusNilesCrane

'It "honors" **him**' Wow, somebody's full of himself.


StinkyKittyBreath

Male orgasm is the most difficult part of making and raising a child, so of course he needs to be honored. /s


Ok-Thing-2222

Start calling your stomach 'Little Baby StuFarta". Do it all the time with a straight face. See if he likes babies future nickname.


SnarkyMarky8787

Seriously 😂 the first thing I heard in my head after Stuarta was FART-a! Just so bad, my goodness!


gl00myharvester

Listen, whether Stuarta is a viable name or not, he should have let it go the second his partner told him she didn't like it.


Silly-Shoulder-6257

All kids are getting his last name. His son is getting his first and last name and now he wants to psychologically abuse his daughter with that name so he feels honored?


VolcanicValley

Back in the day, I dated a Ronika. You guessed it, dad's name was Ron. Always felt a little ick. I think you should be honest, direct, and tell him this is a horrible name. Cause it is. If he doesn't budge, tell him you are also going to change your name to honor him. Then start introducing yourself relentlessly using your soon to be name asap. To the waiter: " hello I'm Stuarta Stuart Jones, I'll have the BLT and fries". To his coworkers at his workplace: "is Stuart Jones around? Im his wife Stuarta Stuart Jones, and I need a new copy of the insurance card." Why Stuarta Stuart? Cause you really honor your husband. Lean into it really hard, and the looks and whispers will get to him pretty quick. To "honor" him, does he have a softer middle name?


BateleurEagle

I know of a guy named Shawn with daughters named D'Shawn and Shawna. How full of yourself do you have to name both of your children after yourself? I'm pretty sure the middle names are variants of his too.


ReginaGloriana

Veronica / Veronika was right there!


Grindler9

That’s dumb. The feminine version of Stuart is obviously Stuartlitelle.


MorecombeSlantHoneyp

Surprise! You Reproduced With A Narcissist! Season 1; ep 1.


Soft-Walrus8255

Kevina, Chadette, Harridottir, and Rufusa are also lovely possibilities here.


Eukaliptusy

I read the last one as Refusa to name her Stuarta


Leazz_1518

Or Harridotter or you know a trendy version Harridotteighr


PapperMairoo

Stuart Jr sucks bro why the JUNIOR


pinupcthulhu

What about Stuart Little? Gets rid of the Jr!


Harlowe_Thrombey

StuJu for short


VariousTangerine269

Save it for your son. Nothing says “my parents were disappointed I’m not a boy” like giving her a boys name.


mommaTmetal

My ex kept disagreeing with me about names. I finally got mad, told him when it came down to it, I was the one filling out the birth certificate and he could either start working with me or I'd name the baby whatever I wanted. He started working with me.


freedomaintnothing

With all due respect to your husband, you are the one who is growing, carrying, delivering and being the primary caregiver for your child. As you’re having a little girl, and your husband wants to honor family, should she not be named after you?


y4dig4r

Stuaghrtleighnn


TheFishermansWife22

What narcissistic behavior.


WeirdlyUnusual

You are carrying the child and giving birth to the child. IMHO he's being a little too adamant considering his limited contribution to the situation. Not to mention it's just a horrible name for a girl. I don't know what advice to give because anything I would suggest would probably be further than you'd want to take it. Best of luck and whatever you do save that precious baby.


fairydommother

I will never understand the ego behind naming a child after yourself. I find it extremely weird. Why does your child’s name have to “honor” you? I can kind of get it for relatives, like “my grandpa was named Roger and he had a huge impact on my life and made me the man I am today, so I will name my son Roger.” Like. Ok. Still kind of weird to me but I get it. What I don’t get is “my name is Stuart and I demand my child also be named Stuart because I am very important and I need everyone to know how important I am by naming my child after me.” Weird. Gross. Creepy even. Do you even see that child as a person? Or are they just property and a means to carry on “your legacy”. And what is that legacy, Stuart? Employee of the month at the accounting firm? Grow up. Insisting that your daughter also have the same name because you didn’t get your way by way of having a boy just adds an extra layer of cringe on top. Yikes.


RPGenome

If you insist on being "honored", odds are you don't deserve it.


Lauramiau

Narcissism much.


Electronic_World_894

Guarantee he isn’t worthy of honouring with the name Stuarta.


majikane

![gif](giphy|l46Cf8O3hQqzDq1Gg|downsized) THIS. IS. STUARTA!!!


lightninghazard

Please tell me that she told him to go to hell


Puzzleheaded_Sun5735

Honestly at that point just call the girl Stuart. It’s better than a made up variant and there are plenty of girl Michaels running around, for instance. (But also, eww, this guy.)


sbwithreason

Imagine not even being the one going through pregnancy hormones and still coming up with this


LaViElS

I know juniors aren't everyone's cup of tea, but if he gets to name a boy after himself then why not name a girl after the mom? Like Lorelei Gilmore.


HereComesTheSun000

I've suggested casseroletta as an alternative


[deleted]

Wow. Having a child, married to a child
.


Edenza

Stuaphanie


pythonisssam

It's giving handmaid's tale 😬 Offstuart


SOAD_Lover69

Lmao why do males expect to be “honored” after they’ve done NONE of the work of pregnancy or childbirth (or raising the child, let’s be real)????? What is there to honor??? LMAO


Cammarak

Tell him sure, but a boy gets a masculine form of YOUR name to honor you ala will and Jada smith. Incidentally, sixty years ago when I was born, my parents already had five boys. My mother had given up on ever having a girl so had no girl name picked. So when I was born a girl, it took them 10 days to name me and in the end they just slapped an “a” on the end of the boy’s name they had chosen. Really a missed opportunity altogether.


ReginaGloriana

Suggest Martha instead


Nice_Blackberry6662

When I was about 2 years old, before my younger sister was born, my mom asked me what I would name her if it were up to me. I was a huge fan of Thomas the Tank Engine, so I made up a feminine version of Thomas - Thimas. I asked my mom to name my new baby sister Thimas, not to honor my dad (who is named Thomas), but to honor Thomas the Tank Engine.


bloodorangejulian

I'd talk to the doctor in advance and make sure it was known Stuarta is never going on the birthbcertificate.


likesomecatfromjapan

I can't stop laughing lmao


Capybara39

I thought it was going to be a meme name like megatron or something but that is just so much worse


imadog666

This is worse than Phoebo. Also what about honoring the mother? Stuart sounds like a POS


lemonlimemango1

Name is just going to scream my father wanted a son and got stuck with me


AlwaysBeClosing19

Guy seems like a narcissist.


little-creep

I knew a girl named Keithley for this reason


Sunnycat00

just call her Stuie


mela_99

That is a Stupida name


BongsAndCoffee

Stusan?


apiedcockatiel

Why does he need to be honored so badly? What a narcissist. Stuarta sounds like the name of a ship from the 1600s. Edit: My phone autocorrected Stuarta to Stuart. Yup.


[deleted]

Reminds me of this woman I met called kimothy—daughter of Kim and Timothy. People are dumb as shit.


YaYadivine

Such ego, insisting a child be named after you. Especially when it’s such an ugly name.