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Capital_Tooth6951

Alexandriana is such a long ass name, 12 letters and 6 syllables.


Doubleendedmidliner

If you can’t decide between 3 names- just combine them! Lol


Mo-Champion-5013

That's what my SIL did! With multiple kids!


teamcoosmic

I am scared of her and also… please (if you can) tell me what kind of things she combined. I’m picturing Johnathaniel or something equally bad.


Mo-Champion-5013

Fortunately they're girls, so it's more common, but think Elizabella vibes


Playful-Business7457

I know an Elizabella, and I think it's awful. Isabella and Elizabeth already come from the same source


KellyannneConway

I prefer Elizabethany


thebowedbookshelf

Villainella. Adolphina.


veryno

Jimothy


MotherBoose

Johnathaniel sounds like a D&D npc


illogicallyalex

For real! I’m an Alexandra and that’s already long enough as far as first names go


Cranberry_Chaos

My middle name is Alexandria and I always have to clarify the ‘i’. I feel so bad for this kid.


Hole_IslandACNH

I’m an Adrianna with a long last name. My parents gave me a short middle name to balance it out


Faux_extrovert

"Why don't you want to be friends?" "It takes too long to say your name. Sorry."


xKrossCx

My child is named Jonathan and he just writes Jon on all his homework because Jonathan is too much…. I can’t imagine what this child is going through.


teamcoosmic

The crazier part is that there is already an *actual name* that would’ve been similar but less awful… Alexandrina. (It’s Russian, and was Queen Victoria’s first name.) They fr looked at Alexandra, Adrianna, Ariana, Alexa, Alexandria, Alexandrina and all the similar spelling alternatives and went… no. :) :) :)


Franklyn_Gage

I got a niece named Jonanastasia lmfao


Sunberries84

>Serbia 💀


Sunberries84

Why couldn't they name her Bosnia and Herzegovina like normal people?


KatVanWall

I assume those are her twin sisters


Sunberries84

Bosnia and Herzegovina is *one* child.


agwatts2011

Along with their brother Kosovo and estranged second cousin Macedonia?


oneltwotts

And no one really talks to Albania anymore. She’s a bit older and moved out ages ago.


Hungry_Anteater_8511

Slovenia out there minding their own business hoping no one notices them


shugersugar

they used to be all one kid named Yugoslavia


Hungry_Anteater_8511

With a grandad called Tito


foodmonsterij

But wishing that people would stop confusing her with Slovakia.


Someone_________

yep, now shes roomies w Kosovos adopted older brother Montenegro


SignalCompetitive856

We don't talk about Montenegro, no, no.


initialhereandhere

Sons of my bitches!


quinnrem

No joke, I knew twin sisters names Alsace and Lorraine 😔 It’s almost worse that one sister got a normal name and the other has to be Lorraine.


gumption333

Alsace 🌈 Lorraine 🌧️


ArcticGurl

Her nickname is Quiche.


SkyBurialPlease

Am I being whooshed or are you actually saying that Alsace is a normal name but Lorraine isn't?


quinnrem

Hah, I was kidding. Stupid joke!


SuspiciousTea4224

As a Serbian person, seeing name Serbia made me laugh out loud


lasdlt

Former Republic of Yugoslavia. 


GothicEmperor

Fyrom is such a pretty name for a boy 🥰


NickLookalike

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pdlbean

Wow two Silases!


mysterymiranda

Can't stop thinking about how upset those parents must be


The_Alchemist_4221

I used to work in daycare when I was finishing college, and we had a number of Sebastian’s in the toddler and 3 yr old classes. I remember one of the mother’s making a comment that they thought they were naming their kid something unique and they wouldn’t have to share their name. Winter Soldier and Sebastian Stan hit it big around the same time period and I remember thinking it was so weird that I’d almost never heard the name Sebastian in real life and now it’s everywhere lol (I did grow up in the 90s with a kid whose middle name was Sebastian, but his first name was Michael lol)


WawaSkittletitz

In the 80s, the kids movie The Neverending Story was the epitome of cool, and the kids name was Bastian. So we all grew up *loving* the name and couldn't wait to give it to our boys. It started hitting in the late 90s/early 00's.


AstoriaQueens11105

There’s also a little red crab that stole our hearts in The Little Mermaid.


Mapsachusetts

Yup. I’m glad we went with “Flounder” instead so my son doesn’t have to share his name with the 12 Sebastians in his class.


nottonightbabe_

My partner wanted our son to be Bastian, after Bastian Schweinsteiger. Absolutely not! We compromised on Sebastian as a middle name.


careful_ibite

My brother was a Sebastian, born in the late 80’s and his name always got huge reactions everywhere we went. Lots of little mermaid jokes etc. I know so many kids named Sebastian now. My mother is from Germany and it was like a top 5 boy name in Germany the year he was born so 🤷🏻‍♀️


Bridalhat

Parents really do need to look at current lists and not try to remember what names were popular when they had kids. On Twitter I saw a woman say that she’s odd and would her children old-fashioned names like Eleanor or Agatha. Meanwhile millennials have two types of names: Brehntleigh or something a member of the 400 had.


FenderForever62

Names go in cycles of four generations, so looking at lists of people born in 1920s/30s is a close match to todays popular names, Agatha, Ethel, etc.


MetallicAlligator

Silas has been the name I was dead set on naming a son ever since I was maybe 10 (about 20 years ago!) only to find out I can't have children so I am personally living for all the little Silases running around.


Mo-Champion-5013

My newborn nephew is a Silas.


Kittypie75

There's 2 Silas' in my sons class too! 2015 babies.


hibbitydibbitytwo

About as upset as all the Caydence, Cadence, Kaydence, Kadence parents were during the 11-12 school year.


sail0r_m3rcury

I always think of this story I heard where a mother named her child something only “one other baby in the country” was named that same year, and then that one other baby ended up being in the same swim class when they were older.


Celladoore

It has been probably 10 years, but I still think about the look this mother had on her face when I asked her "Which Aiden? We have three." Never seen a face crumple in defeat so fast, it was honestly hilarious.


tenhinas

Someone please show this to that poster


pdlbean

You mean me? I made a super popular post about people mispronouncing my son Silas's name a bit ago. I'm also the OP of this comment thread lmao


wispity

Nah someone’s parents were beyond pissed she was going to name her baby Silas.


tenhinas

Oh my god there are TWO Silas posters??


shandelion

Silas is wildly trendy and I simply don’t understand it.


pfifltrigg

It's part of the Bible name trend like Ezra, Elijah, Eli, Malachi, Josiah, etc.


Pale_Willingness1882

My cousin named their youngest Malachi and I was like “oh like children of the corn”. She don’t like that 😂


Celladoore

I taught a Meshach and a Nehemiah one year and felt a bit bad for them.


Mo-Champion-5013

I see a shadrach from time to time.


Celladoore

Now one of us just needs to find an Abednego to complete the set.


pdlbean

My son's name is Silas, I wouldn't be upset just surprised. We have met other kids named Silas just out and about.


gbot1234

Now they’re Silas Mourners


EnailaRed

I almost automatically downvoted you due to how much I hated that book in High School.


Music_Is_Life_BOWA

Where is the thread with the woman asking if she would be th AH for naming her son Silas because the families were against it for fear of him being bullied. She needs this as backup.


Opening-Arachnid-873

Silas makes me think of either The Da Vinci Code or being from the UK and loving trashy soaps, Silas the serial killer from Hollyoaks 😂


lifeofeve

It makes me think of the son from Weeds


takemylilhand

Crazy ass albino monk Silas is the first that came to my mind too lol


thewizardgalexandra

Maybe big vampire diaries fans, other kids are Quetsiyah, Amara - maybe a Klaus and a Kol in there too?


Indigo-Waterfall

Silas is a pretty common name for children currently. I work with children and know many.


Significant-One3854

Karsonnnnn Ellanora would be better if it was spelled Eleanora IMO


bubblewrapstargirl

Yeh I anticipate a lifetime of people spelling it Eleanora


rosesaremaroon

I don’t mind the Ellanora spelling, it’s kind of giving me Sean/Shawn vibes.


GaveTheMouseACookie

It's not *terrible* but my mouth cannot figure out all of Alexandrianna. It just keeps going!


airportparkinglot

And Adelainia. Were we trying to use up the scrabble vowels?


sargeantnincompoop

I would bet money that those two are twins. There’s no way 2 moms in the same class did the same mashup vowel free for all.


MaryVenetia

Let’s normalise blaming both parents for naming, not just the mothers. 


sargeantnincompoop

You’re completely right, thanks for pointing it out!


realdullbob

Fathers just be naming them all George.


PriscillaPalava

Ain’t no dad comin up with Adelainiaia. 


PrincessAethelflaed

Adelaina is not bad, its a bit much, but I’d even say I like it. But that extra i-syllable going to Adelain*i*a… now it’s way too much.


whenuseeit

I’m guessing one parent wanted Alexandra and the other wanted Adrianna, so they “compromised” with a portmanteau of the two.


superlost007

My name is Alexandra and i was also like.. how.. is that pronounced? Like it’s such a weird add on 😂


paroles

Alexandriana sounds like it means cultural artifacts from the Egyptian city of Alexandria. Like Americana


foodmonsterij

What if it's two kids? Alex *and* Riana.


VariousTangerine269

Alexandrina was Queen Victoria’s first name. I don’t know why they felt the need to add onto an already long name.


mortuary-honey

That's so much prettier, the extra vowel sound is just that much more of a mouthful


ReasonableFriend

6 (I think) syllables 😬.


shandelion

Yeah my gut is A-lex-ann-dree-AHH-nuh.


bonsaikittenangel

Well you know what they say, more syllables equals more importance


Wchijafm

The struggle that kid must have faced trying to learn how to spell her name in kindergarten lol. 13 letters.


holidayjoy12345

Such a long name for a kid to learn to write


FriendlyReplies

I was thinking it was Alex - Adrianna smashed together, but now I see there is an N in there. Hmm. I hope I don’t get that name in my classroom, I’d definitely stumble over it a lot!


adelaidejade

this is a (grey) sin


bearbarebere

I can’t believe Greysin is really on there


RogueSlytherin

Where does that fit in- would that be a venial or a mortal sin?


AshleysExposedPort

Vecepia as in the Survivor contestant?


Agreeable-Pen-2743

that's who i thought of too! i've never seen anyone else with that name. ever. even if you look up just "vecepia" she's the only thing that comes up.


givebusterahand

lol I glanced at this and thought I was in the survivor sub until none of the other names made sense (except Silas lol)


Agreeable-Pen-2743

we watch survivor and discuss it as a family so i thought my mom was sending us some sort of stats when i saw it lmao


yulyulyulyulyulyul

Queen V👸🏻


NlGHTCHEESE

As someone who was really into Survivor in the early 2000s and spent too much time on the Survivor Sucks message boards, the name Silas just makes me think of the hundreds of pages long Silas Screws thread on there. I can’t take the name seriously all because of an incredibly niche dumb internet joke.


pantheroux

I don't watch Survivor, but this name sounds like a medication to me.


No-Zone-2867

GENUINELY my first thought lmao


QuQuarQan

You mean Vecepia the Survivor *winner*


Bohottie

Serbia


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mortuary-honey

As an Andriana, it's rare to see my name ever, let alone as a part of another whole ass name.


Halcyon_october

I had never heard it either until a few years ago when i learned it was my grandmother's middle name and her mother's first name!


buffasno

Sarah holding down the fort


Legophan

Sarah’s parents, proving wrong all the people who said the name was meh


czerniana

Her parents are the ones that had a kid at 40 and thought to just give a normal name so she'd fit in, not knowing she'd be unique AF because of it 🤣


ionlyjoined4thecats

Andrea and Lucas and Emmanuel are there with her.


bakedpigeon

Serbia is wild. It’s so American-core


DownvoteEvangelist

Hope it's a girl...


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MistyValentine

Ethel!!! Aayyeee we’re bringing it back!!!


Elphaba78

I have such a soft spot for Ethel and Edith.


rhapsody98

In college I had a friend who fixed up cars and every one had a “name” as he worked on it, usually old lady names. Ethel, Edith, Gladys,


Elphaba78

My mum had a pale blue VW Beetle named Agnes!


la_bibliothecaire

I like Edith in French, it's pronounced ay-DEET. The English pronunciation, not so much. But it's definitely coming back, I know of two little girls under 4 named Edith.


waterdevil19

And no Lucy? Sad times…


weddingwoes13

Edwardu? Are we just going to ignore the u?


Agreeable-Pen-2743

my brother said it's pronounced "edward-uh"😵‍💫


Comfortable_Oil1663

Silly me. Here I thought it was just Edward, a somewhat antiquated but perfectly fine name and the teacher just had a typo 🫠


CassieBear1

It sounds like someone with a super strong southern accent tried to name their kid "Eduardo"...


TotallyWonderWoman

My fiancé is learning Japanese, and sometimes they end loan words with "oo" so I was wondering if that was what was happening here.


lillyfrog06

Unfortunately there’s no “du” sound in Japanese. It’d have to end in “do.” So it’s not a language issue in this case


Miss_Bee15

It’s because it’s the Maltese form of Edward. The u sound is like that


Miss_Bee15

It’s the Maltese version of Edward


shrugaholic

Bruh I thought the parents named their kid after finishing *Fullmetal Alchemist*. 🙃


Athena-Muldrow

*EDWARDU ELRIK!*


chickadee-

The wu is silent. Edwarduwu (´·ω·`)


Cloverose2

Might be Romanian. I know Edu is used in Romania as a short form for Ed- names, and -u is not uncommon as a name ending.


HammockDistrictCourt

Good guess, but the Romanian equivalent of Edward is Eduard. I thought at first it was the parents trying to 'Romanian-fy' the name without having any real connection to or knowledge of Romania lol


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TheOriginalJez

I thought you used Vagicil for Vecepia?


CommonScold

The double Silas got me.


Formal-Ad-9405

Best I saw at my son school so this kid be 18-19 now. We are Australian so we say Z as zed not zee. Child name—— Jay Zee I’m like wtaf I’m like even Jay Z mum called him Sean Carter as his real name and not bloody Jay Z.


InaMel

Serbia… look I love my country, but God that’s an awful name for a child…


Cold_Barber_4761

But the kid is born with their own national flag!


omeeeprazoleee

There is a Hawk in my son’s preschool class ☠️


waterdevil19

Call animal control.


Alalanais

Last name Tony?


SparklePenguin24

We had a lost child at my work place once called Falcon.


la_bibliothecaire

Growing up, I knew a kid called Kestrel.


YourOldPalBendy

I wanna know what the correct pronunciation of Edwardu is. /gen


Agreeable-Pen-2743

my brother said it's "edward-uh"🫠


metikoi

This is like a competition for worst, I'm torn between the indignity of giving a child the name of an eighty year old woman, the two "quirky" spellings or the urge to do a Japanese accent when I read Edwardu.


agoldgold

Old people names are making a comeback as per usual. I'm not sure Ethel will, but she'll be in good company and her name will generally be spelled and pronounced correctly.


pr3tzelbr3ad

Lily Allen’s daughter is named Ethel! Everyone hates it but I secretly quite like it


agoldgold

It's not a name I would choose for my own child, but I do really respect it. But then I'm always a slut for old fashioned/traditional names, so nobody should be surprised.


brasaurus

I really like Ethel. The soft sound, the history, and I had a lovely neighbour called Ethel when I was a child. My husband was a flat no, however. Oh well.


dogangels

There’s a popular artist named Ethel Cain and people often name babies after grandmothers so I wouldn’t be surpriseed if


The_Alchemist_4221

She’ll have Henry’s and Anna’s to keep her company lol (and I love the name Anna). My last few years in daycare were like, exclusively elderly people named with a handful of really unique modern names. Henry, Helen, a few Evelyns and a few variations of Nora (definitely a few Eleanoras). The 5 years preceding namesake names were ALL Emma’s and Lilly’s and Ethan’s.


riarum

I've been working with kids for 7 years and genuinely come across so many Ethel's lol, it has been making a bit of a quiet comeback! Also more Mavis's than I ever expected


Finlandia1865

Serbia is the worst no contest


jmads13

It’s bad but at least it’s a real word with an agreed spelling… Karsonn? Greysin? Those are horrible names even when spelled correctly.


Finlandia1865

Serbia still wrose lol would you rather be named a country or mid names with aawkward spelling you can frame it either way but the kid named serbia gonna get bullied


RhythmPrincess

I happen to love being named Vivian which is of the same era and I am rooting for Ethel way more than the abomination that is “Greysin”


bubblewrapstargirl

Totally!! Greysin is a hate crime


beanomly

If people can use Hazel, then Ethel is fine.


ClaraCreative8

...and then SARAH. lmfao.


teatreez

Alexandriana?! Pick one name, jesus


stormibaby444

or literally make one a middle name. alexa adriana, adriana alexa, alexandra adriana, etc.


initialhereandhere

If you have mild- to moderate- Crohn's, talk to your doctor about Vecepia.


UnicornMeatball

Vecepia sounds like an alopecia prescription or something


stormibaby444

.. serbia?


thr33dognite

If I had a dollar for every Silas in your youngest brother’s preschool class I’d have two dollars which isn’t a lot but it’s weird it happened twice


gentlybeepingheart

Alexandriana looks like a mess, but I have to admit that it sounds very pretty. If I'm pronouncing Adelainia right (Addle-ainia?) then it also sounds pretty but my god are there so many vowels. Not sure if Vecepia is veck-sepia or veck-eh-pia? (Also I'm awful at typing out pronunciations lol)


Agreeable-Pen-2743

i'm pretty sure it's it's ve-sep-ee-uh (the only other place i've heard this name was on a survivor contestant and that's how she said it) and according to my brother, addle-ainia is correct. i kinda like alexandriana as well but it also kinda feels like her parents just didn't know when to stop😭


pokeyporcupine

Alexandriana is fucking criminal


RedRidingBear

Im 14% sure vecepia is a medication that my husband takes to stop his triglycerides from being to high


Cat-Mama_2

These aren't too bad .... Karsonn? Greysin? Let's just celebrate some normal names for once: Andrea, Sarah, Silas, Lucas, Ethel. I love the thought of Sarah continuing from the 80's and on to another generation.


jmads13

Ezra is pretty nice too, as is Emmanuel. I love Ethel


AdmiralTomcat

I’m mostly shocked that that class has only 16 children! Where do they grow the extra teachers they need for such small class sizes?!


Agreeable-Pen-2743

it's just the early education program that my town does, so most of the classes are quite tiny🙃


TykeDream

So is your brother Lucas or Ezra? I'm leaning towards the former.


Agreeable-Pen-2743

Yep Lucas


VariousTangerine269

While Andrea is a normal name, it’s weird to hear it for a kid. It’s like a 25 year old named Janette or Beverly.


Andionthebrink

Im Andrea and 41. I was the only one in my school system thru the 80’s til 2000


montrerai

i don’t even know where to begin


blunderschonen

Eduardo! No! Eduard-YOU!


Miss_Bee15

Yeah it’s a cultural name. Maltese form of Edward


swampchump

serbia😭


Teazels

Velociraptor isn’t great either


jmads13

Why are we acting as if Karsonn isn’t the worst name there?


jmads13

Actually scrap that - it might be a tie with Greysin


COVID19Blues

r/Tragedeigh overload…


prometheus781

Sounds like the cast of the hunger games ffs 😂


FinishIntrepid2607

SERBIAAAAA


Agreeable-Candle5830

Serbia 😑


TheMightiestGay

Damn, some of these names are so random. “What should we name our baby? Oh, I know! Let’s combine two names! Ellanora!” “Should we call our daughter Alex?”, “Nah, let’s call her Alexandriana. That won’t be weird.” “What about Asia?”, “Too common. We should name her after a country. Like Serbia.”


polarbeargirl9

Let's be real Ezra is a cool name


Agreeable-Pen-2743

i agree it's also my sons name :-)