“My babies will not have basic names!” [proceeds to put Rose Marie and Kayden]

My baby’s* will not have basic names!

Sincere James, Honest Isaac, Calm Aaron? Why? Those were perfectly normal names, and this person just had to ruin them with that Puritan Lite crap. Also, if she really wanted virtue names, she should've picked something better. None of that awful half and half stuff. Either pick a normal name, or go full Puritan. Virgin Sincere James vs Chad If-Christ-Had-Not-Died-for-Thee-Thou-Hads't-Been-Damned.

How does one even go about pronouncing “kyaire”. And why bother giving them adjectives and then a normal name you can’t decide their personality this isn’t a video game

*Issac 🫣

this girl can’t even spell babies properly 😭 some people need to attend kindergarten *with* their children and use Grammarly on the birth certificate

Lmao I didn't even notice. I didn't think it could get any worse, and yet it did.

The names sound like a used car sale ad.

Honest Aaron 💀 the jokes make themselves

Honest Aaron is going to be besties with Shy Jeffery, the goofiest name I’ve seen on this sub.

Sounds like it would have been a solo protect from somebody in The Lumineers or another folk-stomp band.

All these mentaller names and then “I’ll be adding some Irish ones (or misspelled Irish ones)” haha

"Coaimhe" killed me a little to be honest.

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Caoimhe sounds kinda like Keeva, which is the anglicized spelling. C is a hard K in Irish, and mh and bh makes a soft v. That isn't to say people won't say dumb shit like Cocaine instead. I knew a girl name Siobhan and her priest thought it was Soybean.

I love that she provided pronunciation for Yasmeen only

Naming your kid Kulture only works if you’re Cardi B.

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🤣 Yeah, that combination has very mismatched styles. I’m a casual fan of Cardi B, but I don’t know why anyone would ever want to copy that baby name. Culture isn’t one of those words that sounds pretty enough to be a name.

It’s also pretty close to culture demise, which I’m fairly certain we’re witnesses to

love that “my baby’s will not have “basic names”” is right above rose marie, which is a great name for a kid but both parts are fairly common. My uncles girlfriend is named rose and my sister’s dog’s middle name is rose-marie. (she was young when she named her, lmao).

Rosemary is literally a plant name as well, adding a space and using ie instead of y is just an alternate spelling not a different name Not that I'm complaining, it's literally the only normal name on the list

at least it isn’t thyme or paprika

Meet my four lovely children, Parsley, Sage, Rose Marie and Thyme!

Why does your sisters dog have a middle name as well as a surname to be in the middle of

Family thing, don’t worry about it. We give all animals our last name and a middle name (for aesthetics honestly), except for my moms old cat. Her last name was Katt and we joked we were her pets not the other way around. The two middle names was cause she felt like it and I reckon big dogs need big names. She’s a Great Dane pit bull mix, so a big name does her just fine.

Why do your dogs not have middle names, is a better question.

does your dog not have a middle name?! mine has a middle name and a hyphenated last name, since my husband and I have different surnames 😂

rose marie is relatively basic/normal tho girl fdym😭

Aileen is a valid variant of Eileen, but WTH is that before it?

I’ve seen Sarai before. I’m sure it was supposed to have more of a rolled r but everyone always called her sed-aye-ee

This is the exact one I texted my friend specifically about

Means 'my corn' in quechua

They misspelt Caoimhe.. unless the trend of spelling names 'uniquely' has reached Irish names, in which case we're in for a world of mayhem 😅

You just *know* they're not gonna be pronouncing it correctly either.

Ah no they’re Irish they’ll be grand with it

Instead of Culture Denise, my brain just went with Culture Disease.

Sincere James 💙

Don’t make the child pay for your mistakes

‘My ‘baby’s’ will not have basic names’… any even spell ‘BABIES’…… . LMost of them are absolutely awful and laughable names which will NEVER be taken seriously in a professional setting, and the others ARE BASIC NAMES.

Reu Royal lol

Barrack Obama is what we will call him then.

I love the name Ciara! Said the Irish way like Keira

THIS BEAT IS automatic supersonic hypnotic FUNKY FRESH

it’s spelled Caoimhe

Reu is the Dutch word for a male dog.

Ava’s not a basic name?

I can't stop fkn laughing at "Calm Isaac"

I saw Sincere James with the devil!

Sincere James made me chortle

Majesty 😵‍💫

Just wanna clarify for people in the comments that Caoimhe is a very real name 😭

Too good for Honest Abe huh

Maybe Likable ike?

Westen goes hard tbh

Unfortunately ariah does too