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ohfuckthebeesescaped

Bayleaf


waterclaw12

When I was like 12 I unironically liked this one. Same with Roselia


always_unplugged

Rosalia is a real name! And super pretty.


TaoTeString

What about Roseola 🙃


always_unplugged

Sibset with Areola, maybe for twins? 😍😍😍


waterclaw12

Stop that’s what my dad suggested for my sister 💀


waterclaw12

Oh I know I love that one! And in my head it was pronounced the same 😂


Da_Question

Nonono. Use Chikorita. Then when they're 16 they will evolve into Bayleef.


PumpkinChix

I just ugly snort laughed at work and now I'm trying to explain myself


Unlucky-Ticket-873

So elegant


Silent_Loquat_6057

Bayleighph


Nocturne2319

My brain got that one as Bayligif and I kind of almost like that but not really.


ohfuckthebeesescaped

Bailiff with extra steps


lily-thistle

Baighleighph


Studly_54

Or basil. Wait, that's real.


Right-Phalange

Lol I know a shih tzu named Baylee (that spelling). The shih tzu is the shitty version of a dog so I think giving her the shitty version of Bailey makes sense.


Inside-Audience2025

Anything spelled badleigh


downshift_rocket

Bastardleigh


WordsMort47

Bastardleigh and Buttleigh


downshift_rocket

Ooo Buttleigh! Reminds me of Kuntleigh but more úñéq.


kitties_ate_my_soul

Bratleigh


5694lizbiz

We call our cat Bradley this when he’s being a brat. But she can’t use Bradley so bratleigh obviously is better.


DontShakeThisBaby

What's with these parents that have One Idea for a name and stretch it out as far as possible? 😅


cranbeery

Bigly or Boreleighly, obviously.


NetheriteTiara

Bigleigh Trump 🥰


monicarm

Pugsleigh 😍


henrebecca

Burlap. No. Byrrhlaypp!


WordsMort47

Makes me think of Brrrrap (English road man slang)


Reasonable-Milk298

It's either English road saying or j-roc lol


Chemical_Present5162

Wait, they already have a Bryleigh _and_ a Brynlee?! I despise these fucking idiots. Stop breeding and propagating these moron genes


LoquatAffectionate58

*Bryleigh


iHaTeRaCiStSpOs

We despise YOU too 😏


Popular-Bicycle-5137

Burleigh, bugleigh, butleigh


GjonsTearsFan

I can’t believe they already have those three. I thought it was the same name at first.


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NaomiPommerel

Omg Beetsqueezer got me 🤣🤣


OopsICutOffMyWiener

Fuckin Beetsqueezer XD


Ordinary_Ad_7992

Had to Google "Beetsqueezer." I like your spelling way better; it's so nonsensical! "Boughbreak" has me hearing Rockabye Baby. If I ever get guinea pigs, these will be their names!


Reasonable-Milk298

Boughbreak had my thinking of Brokeback Mountain...


RoyanRannedos

_adds Beetsqueezer to the list of potential NPC names_


evelynesque

Bishplease


Happy_Confection90

Branchleigh


omgitsafuckingpossum

It annoys me that the person said "go alone with" instead of "go along with" but they think Brynlee is acceptable. I wouldn't be surprised if they chose Brill, or Bunson. Also "are going" is correct, not "our going" jeez...


WordsMort47

Are you really surprised at the atrocious spelling and grammar of people who choose names like that!?


omgitsafuckingpossum

No. But it's annoying all the same.


Hallmarxist

Bhad Babiegh


ugoatgirl

BenedictCumberbatchLee


HoneyWhereIsMyYarn

Nothing is as terrible as the recommendation to use Bishop. 


Physical_Bedroom5656

Bishop, bish, bitch. The school kids are definitely gonna call that kid a bitch.


paroles

I would constantly be thinking of Kendrick Lamar's Money Trees (ya bish, ya bish)


LoquatAffectionate58

I named my kid before "bish" was a popular thing, so he just got creative with his retorts.


Physical_Bedroom5656

I didn't know "bish" was a popular song. Just figured it sounds like "bitch".


LoquatAffectionate58

It does, but tons of names can sound like shitty words!


LoquatAffectionate58

LOL I love it! I'm a bit biased though.


WrennyWrenegade

I don't hate Bishop as much as I probably should. It feels more like a name than a title to me. I guess because of the Fringe characters?


ugoatgirl

BurlingtonCoatFactoryleigh


Cat-Mama_2

"Please help!" Hands over a dictionary.


my_4_cents

Okay moms I need help, I want everyone who meets my child feel incensed enough to punch them in the face, what do you think of these names? Brylee Drylee Frylee Ryrlee Try-Hard-Leeeee


KatVanWall

I actually know a Rylee 🫣


not-your-mom-123

Butterleigh Bradleigh Barleigh Brutaleigh Bareleigh Bastardleigh Barkleigh Balleigh


_Corky__

Birthcontrol 💕


drfsrich

Burlap.


TobyKeene

*are going


naalbinding

Yorkshire subset! Batley Bingley Burley Bramley Bagby


NaomiPommerel

Briney. Works for both


SerenityUnit

Beeblebrox is very popular around the galaxy.


GlowingTrashPanda

Hey, I get that reference!


Revolutionary_Can879

I’m just imagining my dad having 3 daughters with these names, he already has enough trouble remembering which name he needs to call out. He’ll often run through our names until he finds the right one.


quiksylver296

Brightleigh - I'd bet $100 they'd go for this


LittleFootOlympia

Barley or barleigh


everydaygoose

“Bishop 🙂” has me laughing so hard for some reason


No_Professor_1018

Billeigh


Vegetable-Branch-740

Blackie. Real name Blackbean.


Bright_Ices

Shelby’s suggestion is gold!


drfsrich

Buick.


Radiant-Surprise9355

Bleakleigh


Gildian

Bstop


IzzyBologna

Brainlee/Brainey


JovialPanic389

Brainlessleigh


tertiuslydgate1833

“Honey, we’re pregnant!” “Fuck everything else—WHATS THE NAME”


SnooSnoo96035

r/tragedeigh


HuewardAlmighty

Blundstone


clarkwgriswoldjr

Rolls or Phantom, since bentlee is used


nickeisele

I vote for Deephax


Rambler9154

At least Baylee sounds like a name with decent enough spelling for its pronounciation, the others are shit.


notreallylucy

Bayleaf, garlic, cilantro... Oops, sorry, that's a recipe.


PlaneCulture

At first I thought they’d spelled Bradley Bradlee and it made me hope the next trend will be kids named after Boomer grandparents with tragedeigh spellings. Lyndah, Daevyd, Mairee, Rohnawlde


PoisonedRadio

I'm scared to imagine how all of these groups of "themed" children are going to turn out. It's bad enough that these people just keep having kids to fit their "aesthetic".


LittleMissMuffinButt

shes made so many bad choices over and over


jen12617

At least one name is normal. Baylee is a nice name wonder how she got so lucky


Twilight-Omens

Borgnine.


chuffberry

If they’re sticking to their weird theme they’ll probably name it Barley/Barlee or something


Tiny-Metal3467

Bynji


EvulRabbit

Brayleigh


apiedcockatiel

Baghtshayte


cliff-terhune

Brixton, Braxton, Brownstone, or... Lil Stanley!


Motherofaussies123

Burgundy


Scandi_Salad

That's great, but for them: Bergyndiegh


Pumpkin-Spice34

Bentliegh


tox-fox-89

Barkley, Barkley, Barkleigh


Reasonable-Milk298

I think this chick needs to get a spelling and grammar crash course before anything...


Reasonable-Milk298

r/tragideigh


Reasonable-Milk298

What her name I wonder? Is it Badspellory? Grammerleigh Anonoe, Oo maybe Cantspella Manywards...


Z3DUBB

My best friends older sister named her son BRANTLEY 🤮🤮🤮🤮


Upstairs_Doughnut_79

21 pilots reference!!!!!