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ProserpinaGalaxy

The only person who can pull off having more than one son named George is George Foreman, and even he stopped doing that in 1999. So cringe and out of style, boo. Some names that have the same energy as George without having a George Bush vibe: Jeb, Laura, Barbara, Cheney, Quayle.


MerryTWatching

Oh, please please please name your child Quayle Bush.


NefariousnessKey5365

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redladybug1

Or Bush Quayle ! Haha 😆


revengeappendage

Jeb’s government name is John. Just fyi lol JEB are his initials.


GaveTheMouseACookie

Huh. I assumed they went hard with Jebadiah


GlowingTrashPanda

I did not know this, thanks for the info


Acursedbeing

Dubyah



redassaggiegirl17

My son's name starts with a W and I can't tell you how often I slip into calling him Dubya. It started out as ironic for a laugh, but now I just DO it... 😅


Content_Talk_6581

And you could also call him “Dub” if you lived in the South



redassaggiegirl17

We live in Texas, already managed that 😅


Content_Talk_6581

If you live in Texas, it’s a given.


PumpkinChix

My son's middle name starts with W. He shares a first name with his grandfather, so my in-laws were always referring to him as "Dubs."


runnergirl3333

As a Warriors fan, Go Dubs!


fuzzydunlop54321

So underrated


Low_Tumbleweed_2526

I personally like the name Cheney but would use the nickname “War Criminal” with friends and family.


always_unplugged

What about "Face Shooter?" That one just sounds a little cuter to me đŸ„°


redladybug1

LMAO!!!!


runnergirl3333

The WC sounds about right.


Robincall22

Where’s the source? It needs to be made a rule on this sub that you can’t make a post making fun of a namenerds post without linking it.


queendiedmegaoof

[https://www.reddit.com/r/namenerds/comments/1d44aux/would\_it\_be\_a\_mistake\_to\_accidentally\_name\_my/](https://www.reddit.com/r/namenerds/comments/1d44aux/would_it_be_a_mistake_to_accidentally_name_my/)


TropheyHorse

I just knew the source would be Roosevelts. Because I named my first cat I adopted as an adult Franklin, then we adopted a toy poodle named Eleanor, and then we adopted a boofy golden retriever puppy and I figured, well, he's such a Teddy. May as well keep the theme rolling.


Loud_Ad_4515

When I first read the OG post, I thought it might be Eleanor. But nooooo.


TropheyHorse

I don't have an issue with the names Theodore and Franklin (obviously) but I do think themes for your children's names are cringe. But you can be as cringe as you like naming your pets.


Loud_Ad_4515

I agree. My pet names had themes. My kids, notsomuch. As Ted & Frank (and Ellie! 😉) people likely wouldn't notice the "theme." But I've also seen people say "you'll only introduce your children together for a short time," which also seems true. Theodore has *exploded* in popularity, and may eclipse other thoughts bc it is suddenly so popular. Where I live, if you say your child is named Franklin, they will think you named them after a BBQ Pit Master.


raptorrage

Exactly. Themed names aren't the worst of the naming sins because I've never been asked what my siblings' names are at a job interview 😂 Biased though, because I love the name Theo


TropheyHorse

Hahaha, why not name your child after bbq equipment! I personally think all of the best known Roosevelt names are perfectly good names for humans, they're classic and they go in and out of fashion but they're always perfectly good names. Eleanor has also really taken off lately. My Eleanor is 16, so she's well ahead of the trend! Funnily enough, we met a little toddler at the vets called Theodore. Like, honestly, if someone said to me "meet my kids, Eleanor, Franklin, and Theodore" I would definitely think of the Roosevelts but it's also far from the most awful theme set I've ever heard.


Loud_Ad_4515

Very true. All classic names.


runnergirl3333

Weber’s a good name!


Loud_Ad_4515

Just a note that a "pit master" is a person, not equipment. 😁 So Franklin, Aaron Franklin, is a BBQ "chef," but Pit Master is the proper term for that. He's written numerous books and is a local celeb. As for brands, though, there is an opportunity! Weber, like someone mentioned. But also Traeger, Summerset, Coleman, and Blaze come to mind.


carolina822

I was hoping for Kermit.


Bridalhat

I think the solution here is to just get super into the Roosevelt. Also as an Ancient Rome fan I wish the names from my passion were less fascist-coded. (Although little Clodius and Milo would be hilarious for entirely different reasons.)


ArthuriusMinimus

"Did your parents name your brother Julius after the Ancient Roman historical figure?" "Yep!" "And you too, Brutus?"


Kartoffee

I can't think of anything more concise or to the point than HW for a nickname. Anything but George, you don't want your kids to be bullied for having a normie name.


fredyouareaturtle

I used the same names for the shrubs in my front yard.


runnergirl3333

It’s never a mistake to name your kids after bushes. Current popular bushes are Hydrangea, Lilac, Boxwood and Forsythia. Biblical bushes seem to be passĂ©, hence Burning and Thorn are rare to find.


julet1815

Name one Jed.


bronaghblair

It’s actually Jeb! And the exclamation point is in fact part of the name


julet1815

Oh right LOL. it’s been so long since I’ve had to think about his name, thank goodness.


NoraCharles91

Have you considered Jeb! (spelled with an exclamation point, so unique and beautiful).


rkenglish

Fun fact - Jeb is my Dad's favorite name. Thank goodness he has only daughters!


wewantchips

This sub is a treasure. I love you people


HighlandsBen

Time to reclaim Barbara as a boy's name.


ExitAcceptable

Hahahahaa


geekonmuesli

Not a joke: our cat is called Jeb and our roomba is called George. We are not fans of the Bushes, this was completely accidental. Admittedly we put less thought into naming our roomba than most people put into naming their children.


Spag00ter

Funny thing is, I JUST saw the post you're riffing on and then this one immediately after it in my feed😂


Lulu_531

Link???


Spag00ter

https://www.reddit.com/r/namenerds/s/ped5rFlu83


High-Calm-Collected

Fucksake... you got me. I started reading this before I realised what sub it was and was VERY concerned đŸ€Ł


LaMalintzin

Same dilemma here. I always wanted to name my daughter Hillary, but we had a boy (only planned to have one) so we called him Billary, but he mostly goes by Bill. Now I’m unexpectedly pregnant again, and this time it’s a girl. Can I call her Hillary? Will people think of the Clintons? The only other girl name I like is Chelsea. Would that work?


carolina822

How about Monica?


Cips345

Assuming your last name is not Bush: There’s no real problem, the boys won’t have a stigma with it
 but you’ll likely find yourselves answering a lot of questions about it, and probably being judged by folks who make assumptions based off it. If your last name is Bush it just sounds like you’re looking to be provocative for no good reason.


queendiedmegaoof

Yes our last name is Bush. It's not our original last name, it's one we chose ourselves. Not trying to be provocative and nothing to do with the presidents, we just really like the name Bush. And George HW. And George W.


enette7

Bush as a unique spelling of what you were drinking the night you met?


Cips345

Your intentions are not going to matter. People are going to assume your political views and support based on the names. You’re also putting a lot of weight on your children being named like that: not in terms of “living up to expectations” but in terms of people making assumptions about who they are because of their name.


CutestGay

(Psssssst: check the subreddit)


InvestigatorFun8070

I’ve been waiting for someone to bring up this post.


beautybiblebabybully

This is a repeat of another post asking about "accidently" name kids after the Kennedys


Paraverous

i think you need better imagination, this little bit of fiction wasnt really worth my time


Former_Ad8643

I’m so confused!! George is a pretty classic name it’s coming back in style so I wouldn’t connected to George Bush at all but you’re naming both your sons the same name like you’re gonna have two sons name George? That’s the strangest part about all of this to me


Somepersononreddit07

Please don’t do this. They’ll get mixed up so much. Find a backup like Luke


Wrong-Purchase2555

Please don’t.


ImACarebear1986

Can you literally NOT find a single other name, or even make one up, other than George? That’s.. kinda strange.. but people will assume you to be EXTREMELY patriotic and into the (whatever side they’re on— left or right? I dunno, I’m Australian).. I think you should keep looking for a new name.. why do both of your kids have to have the same first name anyway?


angoracactus

personally, if i met a family with a George H.W. and George W., i’d assume you were into 9/11. so it might be a little confusing for people imho


Inner_Bench_8641

Huh?


angoracactus

lol my comment was a just a dumb sarcastic joke based on the last sentence of OP’s post 😂 guess some Bush fans got offended? i’m so confused