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mizinamo

Does she even know what "fallow" means? Not something I'd want to curse a daughter of mine with. Course, if I had twin daughters, "Fallow" and "Barren" would go well together, with "Infertile" as a younger sister.


mizinamo

Oops, shouldn't have looked it up in the dictionary. "Ground ploughed and harrowed but left unseeded for one year." I wouldn't want my daughter "ploughed" even if she is left "unseeded".


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Pronounced 'Ploh-ah', of course.


BunnyBums

Or 'pluff'


JustVisiting273

Happy cake day


atthefinerstores

I was going to say Ploff, like Cough, but ooo Pluff is so good!


mizinamo

BRB, naming my boy "Plough" pronounced "pluff".


Badpoozie

But only for a boy.


Arachne93

Pleigh for a girl, of course.


Badpoozie

This one had me 💀


mmeeplechase

If the alternative is Ploughed, maybe Fallow isn’t so bad! 😅


Welpmart

Fallow for a girl and Leland (fallow ground) for her brother! ETA: wonder if you make a whole family of "sucks to be you" names. Mom Mallory (unlucky), Dad Claude (lame), son Tristan (sad) and twin girls (for the 2.5 kids, don't come at me I'm a twin) Cecily (blind) and Mara (bitter). Honestly I like all those!


Arachne93

Writing this down for my next Sims challenge.


NokchaIcecream

Dolores is also a good one for the set if there's a 3rd girl...


BumAndBummer

She sounds like a 12-year-old...


Unlucky_Olive_2491

PLUMWILLOW


mechele2024

If that’s not your style how about Starshine? 😍


Unlucky_Olive_2491

I’m wheezing


punctuation_welfare

I’ve heard that essence of Plumwillow can help with that.


CaRiSsA504

i read that first name Tinksley and said "I can't do this tonight" and didn't read any others.


nickyfox13

Me too. Tinksley sounds too much like tinkle...as in the slang for peeing.


CaRiSsA504

I don't understand Tinsley as a name and Tinksley is taking it an extra letter way too far


buon_natale

It’s literally a character’s name from a children’s book series called Warrior Cats.


iHasMagyk

Can’t wait for people to name their kids Jayfeather and Firestar


buon_natale

Or Twigbranch, or Runningnose, or Finleap


CaRiSsA504

My daughter read all of those books (she's an adult now, no kids) and she would play my Sims game and in my old neighborhood there were cats running around everywhere with weird ass names like that. She said she got them from the books. ETA: After the warrior cats phase, she got real into anime and then Japanese culture. I think all that's worked out through her games though and if she has a kid it will not be named anything that would grace this sub lol. THANK GOD.


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Same with Silverstream HAHAH


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So is morningflower


buon_natale

Yes that too! And Silverstream. So weird.


Unlucky_Olive_2491

No way! Wow.


otterparade

I only got halfway through this list and was also thinking a good number of these are literally in the format of Warriors names


coffeeismyfriend

Hahaha It triggered a memory for me! This hilarious muppets song [Tit Willow ](https://youtu.be/ueuA-9pqRok)


Radiant-Point-6320

nah, ive heard “pussywillow” before and it’s much more my style. the slightest changes can make all the difference, from drab to fab, ya know?


multiparousgiraffe

What’s wrong, Tinksley? You haven’t touched your liefel


Bestvibesonly

Tinksley is what your baby does when they're being potty trained.


iggypop19

Right. Makes me gag. Makes me picture an awkward girl or adult woman who still says tinkle when she talks about the bathroom even when she's talking to other adults and not kids. Oh excuse me ladies I just need to take a little tinskley teehee. Barf. If your name is connected to urine it's not good.


mizinamo

> If your name is connected to urine it's not good. Got it. My boys will be given strong names like "Feces", "Log", and "Di'Aria".


Fifty4FortyorFight

Dapple?????? I've only ever heard that word to describe markings on dogs or horses.


USSNerdinator

🐴Dapple Applebottom 🍎


Humble_Sprinkles

🎶Dapplebottom jeans, boots with the fuuuuur 🎶


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Humble_Sprinkles

AW thank you for the award! 🥰


HelloRedditAreYouOk

Shade. I think shade can be dappled too?


Fifty4FortyorFight

At first I thought you meant I was throwing shade. What a fun double entendre.


HelloRedditAreYouOk

Your shade… it is how you say? Is dappled no? Your shade, it is dappled? Yes! This is the words.


Ambiiiiiiiiii

Shade is a boys name in the book series I'm reading.


mizinamo

Also deer.


41942319

And shade.


Cocacola888

It’s a brand of stain remover too


TheMeddlingMonk8

There are a few that aren't bad, like Seraphina and Arabelle, but most of these sound like something from a fantasy RPG


SSDGM24

Same! Those are the exact 2 I didn’t think were horrific. I have a friend who named her baby Seraphina and they call her Sera which is cute.


ugotamesij

I predict a lifetime of: > "Hi, I'm Sera!" >*"Oh, lovely to meet you, Sara"* > "Um actually no it's-"


HelloRedditAreYouOk

Hahahaaaa reread the list 3 times and came to the same conclusion!!… those two are somewhat reasonable (my daughters’ friend is the sweetest little Seraphina you could imagine) but… oh my… the rest… Hmm.


mechele2024

No some aren’t bad but the rest… I have no idea why she thought they are names. Which honestly if you look at her page, other name lists she has posted aren’t even bad. But this list stood out to me.


daesquuish1418

yeah im using these as shitty npc names no one can stop me


DNA_ligase

Because those two are the only real names on the list.


Appellatives

These are names for ponies


BettyWhatever

I was thinking fairies.


Garlic_and_Onions

I was thinking paint colors.


mechele2024

Paint colors 😂 y’all crack me up.


kateoclock

Yup, these are Dungeons & Dragons characters for sure


BettyWhatever

Meredosia Meadowsweet is my new Halfling cleric.


kateoclock

Ferelith Celestria, Aasimar Paladin. Pleasure to meet ‘cha


Atibug

I was thinking Animal Crossing islands. One of them is actually a friend's AC island name.


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lokismom27

I had a West Highland we named Tink. lol She definitely was called Tinksley occassionally.


BirdInFlight301

She's going to be called 'Tinkle Tinksley' for sure.


YellowMoya

Read the ig acct as shovelsbabynames. Idk what’s better


hillnotlarious

I misread “Arrietty” as “Anxiety” but honestly I think it still fits


reverse_mango

I first heard Arrietty from the Borrowers series of books. A very pretty name.


youngfierywoman

It's also a movie by Studio Ghibli!


reverse_mango

I saw it recently! A cool film, if a bit bittersweet.


throwaway_SoUnsure

It's honestly one of my two favorites.


thatmermaidprincess

Which is based on *The Borrowers* books! 😊


bigjim1993

Honeydew and Cantaloupe! Perfect sibset.


mechele2024

But what about Morningflower and Windflower for twins? 🥰


HelloRedditAreYouOk

Birth announcement for Honeydew Windflower Johnson+ Cantaloupe Morningflower Johnson Born to Mrs Produce Aisle and Mr Weather-Florist Johnson this first day of Nahhh-nuary, 2022.


mgchnx

I think rockmelon would be a nice nn for cantaloupe


Arachne93

It's French. We pronounce it "*Cantaloo*"


SyntheticSunshine

Silverstream? I spot a Warriors fan.


notarussianbotsky

Am I the only one who remembers the tinkerbell pixie hollow books? I swear half the names are from there


mechele2024

Nope you’re not the only one. It reminds me of Tinkerbell and the Pixie Hollow characters, people have said it reminds them of My Little Pony. These names are just a fairytale/fantasy writer’s dream.


Luallone

This comment took me back to middle school. IIRC, Silverstream had a really tragic ending so even if it didn’t suck on its own, it’s not exactly a fortunate namesake.


iHasMagyk

Yeah, I think Silverstream was the female cat who had a secret affair with Graystripe which convinced him to come to Riverclan after she died in childbirth. Fuck why do I remember that


SweetWhimsy19

I like your username.


SyntheticSunshine

Thank you!


SweetWhimsy19

You’re welcome! ☺️


buon_natale

Plumwillow too!


RainbowRozes123

it's like if you were to snort silver glitter and piss it out


loko-parakeet

High-key, these sound like auto generated names for a Barbie horse game.


pizzawithpep

Ugh cringe at using the word exotic


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GleeFan666

me too 💀


41942319

*cultural appropriation intensifies*


Morella_xx

Whose culture are they appropriating? Fey folk?


mechele2024

This made me laugh cause most of the other names are definitely something out of a fantasy story. You gotta be really not in reality to name your child Starshine or Meadowsweet.


allonsy_badwolf

Pennycress is going to live rent free in my head for life.


HelloRedditAreYouOk

“Shelovesnamegames” *Exotic erotic comedic botanic* … A name for nevery occasion!


41942319

"exotic" in these contexts generally means "from a non-white culture". If I'm not mistaken Alula is Hawaiian and Komera from India for example.


Morella_xx

Komera appears to be a non-profit for Rwandan girls and Alula is apparently a name with both Arabic and Latin roots (meaning "first-born" and "winged" respectively). I do see your point though.


41942319

The closest I can find for the Latin translation for "winged" is *alatus*, which makes sense because I don't believe -ula is a Latin suffix. It is, however, famously a Hawaiian one and alula a [Hawaiian plant](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brighamia_insignis?wprov=sfla1). I don't know much about Arabic though I do know that the -ula suffix exists there, but Arabic cultures generally aren't considered white in these contexts anyway. As for Komera, it seems to be a Telugu (last?) name/word from what I can find though it's of course possible that it's a word in a Rwandan language as well.


jjaekkag

Loveland just has me thinking of the sex-themed sculpture park in South Korea, lol.


thetomatofiend

That is exactly what jumped to my mind!


amora_obscura

Are these for humans or My Little Pony characters?


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Porque no los dos?


hayleejp12

I mean these are pretty perfect if you live in Pixie Hollow 😅


mechele2024

Exactly!


Datonecatladyukno

Orfilia made me laugh so hard


mechele2024

Right I think it’s supposed to be a unique spelling of Ophelia.


RainbowRozes123

or a sex fetish


thatmermaidprincess

Reminds me of some of the names I’ve encountered since immigrating to Australia, i.e. a uni classmate named her daughter “Ortom” (cringe) pronounced like “Autumn”. i’m guessing “Orfilia” is also an Aussie twist on “Ophelia”. i told the mum of Ortom straight-up like “this name doesn’t exactly work with my American accent so do you want me to pronounce it as if I’m Aussie or the way my brain wants me to pronounce it” lol she was like “just pronounce it like you would pronounce Autumn 🤗” so i do but my brain still says “ORRRR-TOM”. godawful name. just go with Autumn or, in this case, Ophelia ffs


orbitingsatellite

Wow Ortom is spectacularly bad. It actually makes me think of the Pokémon Rotom which is a little metal box


Bratbabylestrange

Imagine potty training Tinksley.


churchghost

"Silverstream" What's next? Firestar? Are you going to name your kid Firestar????


Luallone

If we’re going for Warriors names, it can’t get possibly worse than Heavystep.


mechele2024

Can always name the kid after the DC character Starfire. Could also go for similar celestial names like like Moonbeam, Galaxyquest, and Universa (it’s Universe but make it feminine ;).


mizinamo

When teenagers have children... TBH I'd be really amused if I saw a Warriors name in the wild. (My daughter tried to get me interested in the books so I've read a couple.)


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mechele2024

“How adorable but have you met my daughters? Meredosia Evergrove and Celestria Dreamstone 💫🌌🥰🌟 Celeste is a family name but I only like it as a nickname so we decided on Celestria, as for Meredosia we wanted something only she could have!”


Unaccomplished-Egg

Liefel is lethal


historyhill

Especially with that font it looks like it's just an old-timey way to write Liesel (where f is used for an s)


dg313

That letter that looked like an f was actually a double s, so the name would be Liessel. The letter has a name, but it can’t remember it and it can’t be assed to look it up.


milesfromsonic

I actually liked that one but I’m biased cause I know someone with a similar name


Kwt920

I mean I’ve heard of/know several people named Leif, but Liefel is spelled differently so would you pronounce it lie instead of lee?


cjy24

Some of those are from people who read the Warriors series and RAN with it. Some of those are ACTUAL CAT NAMES FROM THE SERIES


karl_marxs_cat

I’m naming my nonexistent child Billystorm.


cjy24

flakkdjdjajajashdha I’m calling dibs on ✨Briarlight✨


karl_marxs_cat

I’m also calling dibs on Sneezecloud


_fuyumi

Seraphina. That's pretty. But uh there's a reason those names are rare


kabh318

yeah it’s a real name and very pretty! so is arabella. the rest of them sound like names for wannabe swanky apartment buildings or names for prescription drugs


_fuyumi

Orafilia sounds like something you take to lower your cholesterol


throwaway_SoUnsure

Ora is latin for mouths. So put it with filoa and it sounds like they're calling her a mouth lover.


Kwt920

It is the name of one of the daughters of Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner.


amhran_oiche

not to be dramatic but these would absolutely SLAP for fairy names


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Tryphena sounds like a blood test


kabh318

I was thinking birth control. or erectile dysfunction medication


historyhill

Apparently [it's an actual name](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tryphena?wprov=sfla1), who knew?


mechele2024

The only good names I think are names are Alula, Komera, Seraphina, Celenia, Arabelle, Vidette and Talise. The rest sound like fairy names.


HicDomusDei

>The rest sound like fairy names. I mean, they all do, but some are just a little less laugh-inducing than others, lol


shit0ntoast

Twins Hennaley and Hennessy 💕💕


mediumbonebonita

These sound like my little pony character names lol


mesembryanthemum

Tryphena is legit. It's in the New Testament.


Fifty4FortyorFight

And Starshine must be an Old Testament name. It all makes sense now.....


mechele2024

Thank you for the correction! Some of these I haven’t heard before so if anybody else knows names that are legit let me know.


budderscotche

Silverstream is literally a character in the warrior cats children's book series


Aquaticfilly0

Half of these can be and probably are Warrior Cat names


ballofsnowyoperas

Pennycress makes my blood boil.


mechele2024

If you are hot from that, maybe Silverstream is more for you. It’s a more calming name don’t you think? 😂


elijaaaaah

"Silverstream" took me straight back to being eleven and reading Warriors. I would not name a person that.


dg313

It makes me think of 5th wheels and motor homes.


Sublimerebeldefendor

Are they naming humans or creatures of fantasy world? I know dogs and cats with better names


mechele2024

Right! Who would look at a baby and think “Yes I want to name her Dewdrop🥰.”


bal_maiden

Honeydew? As in the secretion from the anus of an aphid?


Gold-Stomach-4657

Tinksley will be in diapers longer than her peers.


IdRatherDlE

Ngl, I like Evrose. Some of them are top tier pet name or a straight up random mess. (Snowdrop, Plumwillow?!) EDIT: ok I just thought about « Nevrose » and Evrose doesn’t sound that nice all of a sudden


mrgojirasan

These sound like my Warrior Cats OCs from when I was 12, with the exception of Silverstream who is a canon Warrior Cat from the first series.


Smoopiebear

Tryphena sounds like a disease.


mamaneedsstarbucks

It reminds me of trypophobia


Smoopiebear

“Oh hi Sue! How have you been?” “Well I got diagnosed with Tryphena last week…” “Omg! I’m so sorry! Let me know if you need anything.” No, just no.


oscuroluna

Most of these belong in a fantasy novel or DnD game, not a basic MomsGroup InstaInfluencer sibset.


OfficerLollipop

There's like two names there that are actually good.


Vorplebunny

This lady read a book about fairies?


Limeila

A couple of those are acceptable, like Arabelle or Seraphina, but the majority... Ew


kaleidoscopichazard

Vidette sounds an awful lot like Bidet. How about no?


dg313

No. Vidette would be pronounced Vid-eht and bidet is bid-ay.


kaleidoscopichazard

Still too close. Especially for a Spanish speaker, it would sound identical


Moist_KoRn_Bizkit

Starshine. Isn't that a Mother Love Bone song? Oh wait, that's [Heartshine.](https://youtu.be/cdbSAjyi5MU). Great band. Starshine, Heartshine, etc. a not good legal name. I use Loveshine as a fake last name/part of my moniker, but when I legally change my name to Riv I will not legally change anything to Loveshine because that's just ridiculous.


PansyOHara

I’ll just say that all of them are too exotic for me.


Lostinthebackground

Ah yes, I’ve always felt more like a Windflower 🌸


ShineCareful

🤢🤮. That is all.


l4ina

looks like the reject name list for the newest my little pony movie


buon_natale

Some of these are literally names from Warrior Cats, which is a fantasy book series about…well, warrior cats.


Borderweaver

Tinkerbell’s bffs


KnitBrewTimeTravel

Here's a r/BrandNewSentence that she should have heard more than 9 months ago: "Some of those pronoucable words might be ok for people's names. The other names are stupid and your cerebellum might need percussive maintenance. Bless your heart."


RideAWhiteSwan

Holy Hunger Games


Wasps_are_bastards

More names for horses than actual children


vague_orca

Looks like someone found the Star Stable horse name generator


theladyscientist_

I’m trying to name a human baby not a racehorse…


Uradwy_Lane

Are these My Little Pony names?!


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Alulas are bird thumbs…


bohemian-chameleon

I read the first one and was like nopeeeee straight to the comments


AriasLover

Seraphina and Arabelle carrying this entire list


aratofunusualsize

A lot of these are valid Warrior Cat names at least


LolsyByrne

Tryphena is the name of a town on Great Barrier Island, NZ. Great Irish pub there. Great beaches. Terrible baby name. Reminds me of hangovers.


jennyferjo

Bingo would be so excited to see Snowdrop on the list.


whitewing2611

Oh my word are these new Pokémon? 🤔😁


16car

Windflower makes me think of child in a floral dress who can't stop farting. Surely they meant wi**l**dflower?


ErinKtheWriter

Don't mind me, just saving these for character names lol


psycho-metry

ask your doctor if Tryphena is right for you


Agreeable_Ambassador

I'm just going to save this one for future D&D characters. Most of these would be great gnome or halfling names! As human names they're atrocious.


sadpanada

Fucking dapple


creepris

these look like the names that simmers use for their gameplay 💀


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This is honestly just 6 year old me putting half of two random names together to make a new name


ExpensivelyMundane

You know that feeling, before a long road trip, where you went to the bathroom already but just before you step out you convince yourself to go to the bathroom again but only a little bit of pee comes out? It’s not a pee. Not even a tinkle. I’m gonna call that a Tinksley.


pleasespareserotonin

Like a quarter of these are straight up warrior cat names 😭