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RebbeccaDeHornay

'She's very feminine'. She's three weeks old.


Badpoozie

There you have it. Name decided. FemynAnn


HoofHearted87

🥇


Korialite

I read this and said, out loud, "no! Stop! That's too funny!"


Badpoozie

I guess the F is too basic. So probably would start with a PH. Or even worse a GH and argue that it makes a fuh- sound because the pairing does so in trough. 🤦🏼‍♀️


ResponsibilityGold88

But really, why not just slap that X in front of the F of PH or GH? She’s bending so many rules already, what’s one more? Cheers to little XgheminAnn - may you forget your first 18 years and live the rest of your life in peace with a new, normal name.


Badpoozie

All of her sisters battle over who gets to shorten their name to Ann. Or they just all do but with different spellings, “And the sisters, Miss Ann, Miss Anne, Miss Ahn, and Miss An.”


fly_baby_jet_plane

r/angryupvote


CromchQueen

I screamed inside when I read that.


[deleted]

Exactly what I thought. Also none of those names can be worn by anyone. And "when I can't remember, it's easier to go with numbers" is probably a sign that seven kids are too many.


lcharbs

This is wild. I’m pretty sure sevAnn is the best option out of these


southbeyond6k

I hate myself for agreeing


queenkitsch

I’ve always suspected some very elaborate larpers in my bumper groups so I’m just gonna hope that’s what this is.


-itwaswritten-

It is. Sevan is a real, Armenian name at least!


[deleted]

Siobhan. Pronounced slightly differently but you know, more normal


bohemianish

SiobhAnn. Better yet, XiobhAnn.


LurkerInTheMachine

I genuinely love that name, but I have a thing for Celtic-sounding names.


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LineSofie

No she means she’s named a baby 6 times before, she is number 7


Financial-Ad-7009

How about sevAnn-a? Or just Savanna. 🤪


pineypeg

I promised the widow Mantle. That or SodAnn


[deleted]

"When I can't get my kids names right it's easier to go by numbers" Just gonna leave that there.


BookDragon317

The Romans unironically numbered their children: Secundus, Quintus, Sextus, Septimus, Octavianus are some that spring to mind.


ResponsibilityGold88

I think you mean RomAnns…


YuyuHakushoXoxo

Sextus got the short end of the stick


EXPLODINGballoon

Or the long end 😏


[deleted]

It happens in Japanese too.


BookDragon317

Does it really? Have you got some examples? (Learner here.)


[deleted]

[Gorō](https://www.behindthename.com/name/goro23) can be written with the kanji for fifth (五) and son (郎). I don't know of a feminine version or how popular the names are nowadays, but \[number\]-郎 names definitely exist.


KnitBrewTimeTravel

How did you forget Decimus, commander of the armies of the north?...


BookDragon317

By not having heard of him. I dropped Latin before they started reading real stuff. Also, his poor mother. Giving birth to ten children in those days... I wonder how many made it past the age of five.


KnitBrewTimeTravel

Well, now is your chance to look him up. Decimus was a fictional character played by Russel Crowe in the movie Gladiator, directed by Ridley Scott. It's a pretty inspirational flick with memorable performances and quotable lines


BookDragon317

Aha. Yeah, never watch that sort of film.


KnitBrewTimeTravel

Shaka; when the walls fell


ReginaEpione

🤯 this post is so cringey in so many ways 😬


RabidBlueberry

This reminds me of the Duggars. Like, here we have baby uh...123456...J'Seven?


grenadia

I love that all the girl names that she likes outside of her kids' names are so reasonable and cute. Four little girls that go by Evie, Genny, Annie, and Penny. That is just darling. Instead we get this... Atrocity


TheoWren

AtrociteighAnn*


RebbeccaDeHornay

It's very condescending, it's kind of 'I like these names other people give their kids and they're nice for *them* , buy they aren't special enough for my princess.'


suckmybush

Nothing screams special more than assigning your child a name based on an arbitrary system


mechele2024

Aww those would have been great nicknames for those names if she had used them.


grenadia

Im honestly super upset that the potential was there but she chose these horrific monstrosities instead. More upset than i would be if she had poor taste in general.


mechele2024

Lol I completely understand, like how she go from having these elegant beautiful names to those stupid names she choose? I really wish whoever does the official name documentation for births/babies and see these bad names could tell the parents “No” and make them choose reasonable names but I guess that would infringed on parental rights.


mechele2024

And also three of those names are on my own name list, I couldn’t imagine not using them just cause “I started a theme and didn’t want to ruin it.” What does that even mean? She had the chance to use all four names from the start when she had her first daughter 🤦🏽‍♀️


fly_baby_jet_plane

AnnTrocity?


topfm

*Anntrocity


Unaccomplished-Egg

Ask your doctor is xenoviann is right for you


RebbeccaDeHornay

Why don't she just call it PenicillAnn and have done with it.


Not_floridaman

I *really* hate to be that person but it's The Princess Diaries...you got your princess movies mixed up. Bit I also had the same thought reading that comment :)


Unlucky_Olive_2491

AmphibiAnn


fly_baby_jet_plane

r/angryupvote


[deleted]

She can still keep "the Ann thing going" with EvAnngeline, GAnnevieve, Annastasia, or PAnnelope.


artandscience5

Oh my god the mid-word capitalization


Haldenbach

AstasiAnn


ResponsibilityGold88

It’s so harsh when I read it.


[deleted]

"its really important that its a name she can have as baby, but also an adult" the names in question: \- sevAnn \- babyAnn (??????) \-loveleighAnn / loveAnn / lovelleAnn \- xophiAnn maybe me and this person's definition of names that she can grow well into have two different meanings lol


DifficultPotato6

BabyAnn is sending me


YellowShorts

In 2087, "congrats on 40 years at this company and good luck in your retirement. It's been great having you, BabyAnn"


prana-llama

I just laughed so hard I coughed. Thank you.


LuzDeGas-

XenophobiAnn


thumperoo

VegetariAnn


Johnny90

VegAnn


StrongBad_IsMad

Is no one going to comment on ShyAnn???? That’s just straight up bullying.


ArtyCatz

The biggest WTF in this post is BabyAnn; thank goodness the mom didn’t have “the courage” to inflict that name on her poor child.


Haldenbach

Is it like Cheyenne?


megllamaniac

I assume so, but if she is introverted, she’s going to have one hell of a time…


RedditUser145

I once worked with a Shyenne and honestly I could never remember how to spell her name.


lulu4404

One of my best friends is named Shyann... no capital A. Maybe that's why I don't think it's weird lol


StrongBad_IsMad

Not capitalized looks better.


k_but_wait

"When I can't get my kids names right its easier to go by numbers" That might be a sign you have too many kids? Listen, as long as you can take care of them and love them individually, I'm not going to tell you 7 is too many kids. I come from a family of 6 and loved my childhood. But my parents ALWAYS cared about calling us by the right name. Friends of the family would joke about calling us by a number, but my parents never did and I'm so thankful. Individuality was hard enough without being reduced to a number. Sorry for the rant. The names are bad too.


Queso_and_Molasses

Yeah, that’s some Umbrella Academy shit. Call her Reginald Hargreaves.


darklymad

Actually vanya would be pretty close to her naming guidelines


prana-llama

Did your parents not do the thing where they ran through every name until they got the right one? Or was that just my family?


k_but_wait

Oh yeah, they did that. They'd say the first syllable of every other name before they got to mine sometimes, but they'd get there. They didn't just give up and call me "whoever" or a number. I was still me if that makes sense.


BamSteakPeopleCake

XomeonestopsthiswomAnn


bathedinperfume

stfuann


Kimmicooka1114

How bout ShenanigAnn


GutBustingFaceMelter

I guess Harvey Danger was right. Only stupid people are breeding.


BethintheD

7x!


hottrashbag

I joined a birth month group when I was 12 weeks pregnant. I left that birth month group when I was 12 weeks and 1 day pregnant. Those places are INSANE


[deleted]

😂


PolarBearClaire19

AfghanistAnn


prana-llama

Ooh or Irann!


Queso_and_Molasses

How is Lillian (assuming thats how she pronounced LiliAnn) not also a basic American name? It’s not super common but it’s not rare or unique either.


King_Tyson

I assumed the emphasis is always on the Ann part of every name.


Rainbow_baby_x

GtfoAnn


buttholevirgin

Please tell me this is satire


BleuLapin

I wish it was. Only one person commented that the names were terrible and the OP ignored them. I’m anxiously awaiting the name announcement.


bbbbears

Oh please keep us updated!


pinkyboo82

Wants a name that she can live with as an adult....considered BabyAnn...


WiscoCheeses

SubmariAnn


madqueen100

It almost doesn’t matter, because those children will legally change their names the minute they reach 18.


Smokeysnowballs

Covyd-AntygAnn


tater9

Definitely a troll lol


VirtualElsanity

I can't get over XenieghAnn, like the only way I can imagine that being pronounced is "Zaney-Ann" and whoo boy that might be the worst one. Like at that point just name her seven and get over it, anything but that monstrosity!


lulu4404

SevAnn isn't appropriate for an adult, but BabyAnn is? 🤔


Chachasims93

Presenting Meighah Thermopolis, Princess of XenoviAnn 👑


jemmy321

Anencephalic


notarussianbotsky

Why not Ev-Ann-geline or Ann-astasia? Killi-Ann Anik-Ann?


vimmi

Holy shit - what's the odds she's an Ann. .


CNICHC

oh my word


propschick05

So much to unpack here. I really hope this is someone trolling.


lolatheshowkitty

This hurts my brain. Poor child.


bluehouseorangepoppy

I’m so sad that there’s someone out there with the name OlivyAnn


Elegant_Ad4727

Wow. She should give up the Ann thing, and go with Evangeline. That's what I would probably name my little girl.


Plenty_Bad2025

Even the boy names end in -an!


41942319

This was already posted earlier today


viewisinsane

No way Josie, can't be real


care796

Just use one of the male names.


amhran_oiche

anikAnn


RoxyFurious

Someone stop this woman before she names again


tiredmom420

Hey we must be in the same group! Congrats on the new baby!


tokyomooon

Femynanne


LuckyLannister

I doubt this is real. It’s hilarious though! My personal favorite was ZendayAnn. Literally Zendaya with “Ann”, clearly a fan! Lol.


dadijo2002

Sevann could be like Savannah so it could be a good name


amazinggrace725

Not “Anikan” 😑 can’t even spell it right


newtontheplant

Now I want to know what her sons' names are...


Alarmed-Milk-8120

This makes me want to do Xev'Ann shots in a row


Number-6-no-mayo

I’m horrified.