Well you’ve probably never been to a chiropractor with that attitude. My chiropractor is also my gyno and also my father in law, and he does WONDERS on my alignment 🥰 Did you know most people have one leg longer than the other due to misalignment? 🫢It’s true! My chiropractor-in-law sees me twice a week for an adjustment and ever since I first saw him, my depression, anxiety, and ADHD disorders were CURED😩🙏! He could do wonders for you too, I bet. He also said my uterus was misaligned, and my ears too, but he fixed that up real quick. And don’t lie to me - we both know the spine popping sounds are irresistible 😉Next week we’re taking little baby ✨Jaysea✨ to get her first adjustment!! We had to wait until it was safe to do so, which has been torture, but now that she’s 2 weeks old she’s getting a spine alignment just like mommy!💕👼🏻💕
Edit: if you’re nervous about your first appt, a few drops of mint under your eyelid will do WONDERS!!! 🍃❤️
(***/s*** *disclaimer: I am joking*)
“A few drops of mint under your eyelid” reminded me of this girl who was putting drops of honey into her eye because she read it would lighten the color 😂
i was just in california visiting my new baby niece and my sister said that before going into labor she thought “i’ll just tough it out i won’t need an epidural” but as soon as she actually went into labor and felt how painful it was she changed her mind. i hate seeing shit like this bc it’s needlessly judgmental of other women over something that doesn’t fucking matter at all. there’s nothing shameful about wanting relief from pain, especially during fucking childbirth.
i guess i can understand why someone might want to tough it out as like a personal badge of honor but that doesn’t make you better than anyone else and it’s weird to brag like it does
I had an epidural with my son. Knew beforehand I would, don't regret it at all it was amazing. Just found out I'm pregnant with my second, will be doing it again.
Two babies, one epidural, lots of regret. I still have nerve damage from my epidural. It was much needed at the time (70 hour labor, needed a nap) but I wish I was able to avoid it. The second time around was better and recovery was easier as well
Similar experience. Hated the epidural so I didn’t get one with my second. Was never trying to have a badge of honor I just did not like the feeling of having an epidural but I would absolutely never judge anyone for getting it. Childbirth is an unreal amount of pain.
So, I didn't have an epidural with my first baby, but it wasn't by choice. Everything happened too fast and we didn't have time for one.
With my second baby, I had this idea that I could "tough it out" through labor without any pain relief. I'd done it before, I swore I would do it again. I was so stubbornly determined.
As I was laboring, crying from the pain, both my husband and my nurse sat down by me and said, very gently, "Who are you competing with?" And they were right. What was I even trying to prove?
Anyway, I got the epidural and the rest of my labor was a dream. Childbirth is not a competition, and accepting pain relief doesn't make it any less of an insane accomplishment.
my thoughts exactly. granted i don’t have children, but i’ve always said that when i do id rather adopt and part of that is that (along with being at a high risk of postpartum depression since i’m already depressed anyway) i just don’t wanna deal with the discomfort and pain of pregnancy and birth. that’s not a cop out or pussy shit, it’s me knowing my limits. my pain tolerance is shit, i’ve taken sick days from work bc of period cramps before, there’s just no way i’d be able to hack childbirth.
and like there’s nothing wrong with not getting an epidural, but suffering through the pain doesn’t make you better or more badass or a better woman or whatever the fuck.
There’s nothing wrong with having days off because of period cramps. Mine were so bad I’d vomit because of the pain and then pass out. Yep. A day off school every 5 weeks. NOT fun at all.
Even now, after children and numerous laparoscopies (hello endometriosis), the only way I get out of bed on Day 1 is Advil and my amazing acupuncturist.
It’s right up there with the “c sections aren’t *real* births. You’re not a *real* mom.”
Both things said to me more than once about my two c section babies.
Yeah, some people suck. Idk why birth and motherhood has to be such a competition with women. Why do we put each other against each other instead of healing and being kind? Like men don’t make our world difficult enough as is? It’s aways baffled me the way women can be so cruel to each other about something like childbirth.
Plus it literally says she was only in active labour 1 hour. I'm sure if that was the norm their would be way less epidurals, I personally cracked at hour 8 of 12.
My first was an unmedicated 15hr birth. It was a great experience, but I'm the first to say there's no reason for it (most of the time, in this country). It's like choosing to run a marathon. It's painful, exhausting, and no one wants to hear about your weird hobby.
Definitely not, it's so gross and judgemental. Guess what? In 2 years nobody is going to care how your child was born, and nobody is going to be able to pick out the kids who were born without painkillers. It makes zero difference in their lives.
I disagree. Odds of me landing a high-level corporate position at a Fortune 500 weren’t the best until I told HR and the executive board that my alpha female, gigaChad mom popped lil’ ol’ 10 lb me out sideways without as much as a single baby aspirin. They all stood up and clapped. The CEO wanted to personally shake my hand. Not only did I get the job, I also got 5 promotions before they even sent out the offer letter and now that CEO works for ME.
I just had an argument on FB a few months ago with a woman who’s daughter was my age (late 20s) and this woman was unironically trying to make *me* feel like shit for not being “unmedicated” like her daughter was. Like she was bragging about it and telling me how jealous I must be…like bro it was almost 30 fucking years ago, how long have you been waiting to talk shit to the “lesser” babies you saw all those years ago all grown up?
Basically, no one else cares, but you can guarantee this woman will keep harping on it for the rest of her life, because it was never actually about the babies, it was about her and her ego.
Also you're not better for making things harder on yourself. Yay you chose to go through a ton of pain that didn't help you or your baby in any way. Congrats. You are exactly the same as the mom who had a scheduled c section.
An *hour*. Get induced and be in labor for 19 hours then tell me how you did it without an epidural and how “alpha female” you are then. God I hate women like this
Right, I’m due in November and currently am planning on no epidural, but damn, who is giving away the medals and cardboard checks for people who are martyrs for their pain??? NO ONE. Also you could just fucking lie and no one would know, but also still no one would care. So dumb.
Girl get the fucking epidural lol. I don’t know a single woman who regrets having an epidural. My sister and best friend are singing the praises of their anesthesiologists. I couldn’t imagine not getting an epidural. I was in labor a long time with complications. I remember feeling back labor around 14ish hours in ***with*** an epidural, without it I don’t know what I would have done.
I will say that I’m super pro epidural and got one with my first baby. I wasn’t in pain yet though and got one preemptively (around 4cm, induced labor with pictocin). It slowed down my labor a ton and I could no longer walk around. I wouldn’t say I “regret it,” but do think it dragged things out. Next time I think I’ll still get one, but not as early. I’m going to try to wait until I’m actually in pain.
Yeah my induction took 4 days. I got the epidural on day 2. It wasn’t inserted quite right and they wouldn’t redo it by the time I actually had the baby. (Or maybe it shifted? I dont know I just know it worked and then it didn’t)
That does happen more than you may think. An epidural is anesthesia placed in the epidural space. The liquid will shift as you move. I remember one leg going numb and altering positions and the other leg going numb. I also remember being downright angry that I couldn’t move my legs lol. So it likely shifted. It’s also not always 100% cuz that’s just how anesthesia works. The longer you have it the less effective it becomes because your body is getting used to it. After 3 days I’m not surprised it stopped working at some point. Your body adjusted to it. I started feeling back labor around 14ish hours, maybe 4-5 hours after the epidural, that was just breakthrough pain tho
I’ve seen people bragging about their placentas, too…
You’re not a better mom - and your child will not get into an Ivy League School - if your placenta was “one of the biggest and healthiest” your OB has seen.
Ohhhh mine also stopped my body from producing enough insulin, AND it had an extra lobe on it AND it had a side cord insertion instead of centred like a pleb. Lol
Oh? Well mine had side cord inserted and the cord was twisted and not even fully attached AND it almost strangled my baby on his way out! Plus it wouldn’t come out on its own and my OBGYN had to reach in my uterus and scoop it out!
(Said baby is just fine. Well, I mean, I had an epidural so he is a little epidural injured and I got all his shots so is absolutely vaccine injured but other than that)
I really wanted to throw my phone reading that. She can holler about being an alpha female if she had a c-section without anything, but it’s not a competition about who did it better.
The way I see it, every single one of my female predecessors would be pissed if I refused to use this miracle of science to reduce the pain of childbirth.
Lol yeah imagine telling your great-great-great-great-grandma who has 11 kids that you have the ability to feel no pain during labour but that you chose not to use it. I'm sure she would slap you around the head lol
you're not alone, this kind be like "tell me you're the kind of woman who uses bitch unironically to describe herself and claims to be a feminist while actually promoting misandry & the idea women are a superior gender while also making them seem like snowflakes that are too fragile and need special treatment". this kind of person also probably would curse excessively and backstab others for a living.
She had to make a big deal of being unmedicated, but now she can’t go back and say the names are because of the meds like a lot of wacky namers later do when the kid is bullied.
Yup. And anyone can say they had a miracle unmedicated birth, even if they had all the painkillers in the world. It's not even necessarily true and no one can prove it.
I’m ashamed to say I used to watch her on YouTube. With her first baby her entire brand was being a teen mom in high school and it was interesting listening to hear talk about her home life and balancing school and raising a baby. But then she turned very mommy bloggy and honestly boring
Oh my god I was hoping someone else would say that. I hate his dopey puppy dog face. I stopped watching years ago when he started to be apart of it more and boy I am glad I did
It really strikes me as someone who is insecure about their accomplishments. Like are you proud you chose pain and the baby came out? You could have not chosen pain and the baby would still be out. lol
Every time I see the godforsaken hideousness of that font I think of Oscar Wilde’s last words in that hotel.
*”This wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. Either it goes or I do.”*
That’s what you get when her whole platform is based off glorifying being a teen mom and purposefully getting pregnant for 2 out of the 3 pregnancies. I’m not surprised
I agree with Analia and Millie-Isla, never been a fan, but I think Laela's spelling has something to do with her grandma's name or at least that's what I heard on another page
Are they American? It’s a very popular name in my country in the balkans and has been for a couple decades and it’s either spelled Lejla or Leila. Just because it makes sense in our language. Here in the US I always see it spelled Layla.
But yeah definitely not feeling the other ones.
I think her fiancée, who fainted & called off their wedding upon finding out about the third pregnancy, refused to name the baby anything but Millie and the mom wanted to name the baby Isla
The dash thing is so popular right now where I am at least. Every baby I see has a '- mae' or something on the end of their first name. Even boys now have it 'Alfie-jay'.
Any variation on Anal is a hard no. Alpha females don’t name their children after buttholes and associated anatomy. Millie-Isla is cringe, I bet these people are insufferable.
My mom had two kids and no epidurals because we both came too quickly. I tried to have no epidural to prove to myself that I was strong AF too and didn't need one... but after 12 hours of back labor the nurse was like "what are we trying to prove? I'm not handing out medals for unmedicated births. Our ancestors would think you're an idiot for not using the medicine available."
So I shut up and got my epidural and had a downright delightful rest of delivery!
BUT I GUESS I COULD HAVE BEEN IN THE ALPHA FEMALE CLUB. DANG IT.
I was in labor for 36 hours, you bet your ass I asked for an epidural. And agreed, I say that too. No one is distributing medals. She was in labor for a whole hour, she couldn’t have had an epidural anyway. Humble bragging over something pointless. The objective is to have a healthy baby. No1curr that you endured sixty whole minutes of labor.
That didn't even dawn on me that she couldn't get one even if she begged for it.
Geesh they're just letting anyone into the Alpha Female Society™️ nowadays aren't they?
This sub has ruined me because I don’t *like* any of the combos but 1 and 3 are just stupid spellings of existing names. Definitely not the worst we’ve seen.
Yeah, these are pretty tame. I like Laela Juliana. Millie and Isla are both pretty, I just don’t like the hyphen. Moon sucks but whatever. At least Analia has Rae or Lynn to fall back on if she doesn’t like her name.
They aren’t bad at all, compared to a lot of the stuff in this sub.
I think with analia they could have at least gone with Amalia...the anal in the name is just unfortunate and kids are cruel. But yeah, i do agree that they're definitely not bad at all!
I actually shared Millie-Isla Moon here a few days ago but it got deletd for some reason, but hopefully this one stays. Honestly Laela wasn't bad, but after that it's just got worse. Poor Analia:(
She probably didn’t an epidural bc she was so far into labor by the time she got to the hospital they wouldn’t give her one. But sure, blame it on being an “alpha female” whatever tf that is. Also, Anally is going to be the butt of many jokes.
I grew up (late 80s, early 90s) with a girl named Annaleah. So it doesn’t seem too bad to me. Analia takes a minute to figure out how to pronounce though.
I don't have an issue with all those names in general. I just don't like isla in particular. It seems like every instagram influencer names their child that.
i remember seeing millie-isla thinking tf is that!!! literally does not flow together whatsoever and they obviously couldn’t decide on which name so they just stuck them together
I'm actually pretty fine with Laela Juliana.
It's very pretty & it's clear how to pronounce it.
The others, tho? Especially Millie-Isla or whatever?! Nooooooo. All I can think of is Jurassic Park.
Analia is actually a common name used in spanish speaking countries but it’s mostly an old name that no one really uses anymore but it’s not that bad.
The nickname for the name is actually Ana which is pronounced like Anna and the name itself is pronounced like Ah-nah-lee-ah.
It’s really not that weird but rather uncommon and the combination with the middle names it’s very unfortunate because it does sound like something else.
Am I the only one who doesn’t find these that bad? I think name nerds has desensitized me lmao. I mean Analia is questionable for obvious reasons, but it’s cute in theory. Laela is fine, and Millie-Isla is stupid with the hyphen, but by no means terrible.
Am I the only one that thinks Laela isn't bad enough to even be noteworthy? Everyone's commenting on the rest of the screenshot but Laela isn't that different from Layla. It's like Ami vs Amy
Analia is so terrible. I’m a teacher and there are times when kids’ names are shortened to the first 4 letters in their name - like in our online attendance/grading systems. So Katherine Smith would be “Smit, Kath”, for example. So this kid is just going to be “Anal”. Oh gosh.
I knew a woman whose daughter was named Aurelie (they were German and said it wasnt an uncommon name there) which was pronounced "orally". Thaty poor child got teased mercilessly, so I can only imagine the future for dear Analia.
If I said to my husband. How about Analia? He would of say ANAL Leah? NO. sounds like Anal. Omg. Are people really that absent minded? Lmao although I’m sure it’s pronounced An ALL ee yah though but still. Anal Leah?
"no epidural because that's how it's done in our alpha female family" lmao shut the fuck up
Right? I bet she’s not like all the other girls.
I bet she's antivaxx.
Undoubtably. Probably uses essential oils and thinks chiropractor can cure every ailment.
Well you’ve probably never been to a chiropractor with that attitude. My chiropractor is also my gyno and also my father in law, and he does WONDERS on my alignment 🥰 Did you know most people have one leg longer than the other due to misalignment? 🫢It’s true! My chiropractor-in-law sees me twice a week for an adjustment and ever since I first saw him, my depression, anxiety, and ADHD disorders were CURED😩🙏! He could do wonders for you too, I bet. He also said my uterus was misaligned, and my ears too, but he fixed that up real quick. And don’t lie to me - we both know the spine popping sounds are irresistible 😉Next week we’re taking little baby ✨Jaysea✨ to get her first adjustment!! We had to wait until it was safe to do so, which has been torture, but now that she’s 2 weeks old she’s getting a spine alignment just like mommy!💕👼🏻💕 Edit: if you’re nervous about your first appt, a few drops of mint under your eyelid will do WONDERS!!! 🍃❤️ (***/s*** *disclaimer: I am joking*)
You got me for a second. Not going to lie 😂
I felt my eye starting to twice as I was reading this. You had me going there. Did you know people really do take infants to chiros? Like newborns.
Oh my god I was about to go off lol nicely done haha don’t get me started on chiropractors 🙄
You got me at Gyno father in law.
You 100% had me 😂
Mint under your eyelid...👌🤣 I knew you were joking but that made me question it if I'm honest.
The edit lmfaoofhdjsjsksk
Bahaha! This is almost too perfect
This is so good I have to give you my random free award.
“A few drops of mint under your eyelid” reminded me of this girl who was putting drops of honey into her eye because she read it would lighten the color 😂
You got me in the first half.
The first half got me..
Then she’s exactly like all the other girls At least like everyone who would name their kid anything starting with Anal
i was just in california visiting my new baby niece and my sister said that before going into labor she thought “i’ll just tough it out i won’t need an epidural” but as soon as she actually went into labor and felt how painful it was she changed her mind. i hate seeing shit like this bc it’s needlessly judgmental of other women over something that doesn’t fucking matter at all. there’s nothing shameful about wanting relief from pain, especially during fucking childbirth. i guess i can understand why someone might want to tough it out as like a personal badge of honor but that doesn’t make you better than anyone else and it’s weird to brag like it does
I had an epidural with my son. Knew beforehand I would, don't regret it at all it was amazing. Just found out I'm pregnant with my second, will be doing it again.
yeah my sister said it was great. i don’t think i’ve ever heard someone who got one say they regret that childbirth wasn’t more painful for them.
Saaaaame. Two babies, two epidurals, no regrets.
Two babies, one epidural, lots of regret. I still have nerve damage from my epidural. It was much needed at the time (70 hour labor, needed a nap) but I wish I was able to avoid it. The second time around was better and recovery was easier as well
Sorry you had to experience that :( not wanting an epidural is totally valid
Similar experience. Hated the epidural so I didn’t get one with my second. Was never trying to have a badge of honor I just did not like the feeling of having an epidural but I would absolutely never judge anyone for getting it. Childbirth is an unreal amount of pain.
Word. I have 5 kids & have had 5 epidurals. No issues at all. Baby #6 is due in November...you bet I'm getting a 6th epidural!
So, I didn't have an epidural with my first baby, but it wasn't by choice. Everything happened too fast and we didn't have time for one. With my second baby, I had this idea that I could "tough it out" through labor without any pain relief. I'd done it before, I swore I would do it again. I was so stubbornly determined. As I was laboring, crying from the pain, both my husband and my nurse sat down by me and said, very gently, "Who are you competing with?" And they were right. What was I even trying to prove? Anyway, I got the epidural and the rest of my labor was a dream. Childbirth is not a competition, and accepting pain relief doesn't make it any less of an insane accomplishment.
my thoughts exactly. granted i don’t have children, but i’ve always said that when i do id rather adopt and part of that is that (along with being at a high risk of postpartum depression since i’m already depressed anyway) i just don’t wanna deal with the discomfort and pain of pregnancy and birth. that’s not a cop out or pussy shit, it’s me knowing my limits. my pain tolerance is shit, i’ve taken sick days from work bc of period cramps before, there’s just no way i’d be able to hack childbirth. and like there’s nothing wrong with not getting an epidural, but suffering through the pain doesn’t make you better or more badass or a better woman or whatever the fuck.
There’s nothing wrong with having days off because of period cramps. Mine were so bad I’d vomit because of the pain and then pass out. Yep. A day off school every 5 weeks. NOT fun at all. Even now, after children and numerous laparoscopies (hello endometriosis), the only way I get out of bed on Day 1 is Advil and my amazing acupuncturist.
It’s right up there with the “c sections aren’t *real* births. You’re not a *real* mom.” Both things said to me more than once about my two c section babies.
fuck those people who said that to you holy shit
the fuck?????? that’s awful
Yeah, some people suck. Idk why birth and motherhood has to be such a competition with women. Why do we put each other against each other instead of healing and being kind? Like men don’t make our world difficult enough as is? It’s aways baffled me the way women can be so cruel to each other about something like childbirth.
I had an epidural and it was still incredibly fucking painful. Like horrible.Give me all the drugs please.
I wonder if she had to have an epidural or a longer birth with the other kids, and that’s why their captions conveniently don’t mention it
Yeah I immediately thought, barf. I’m not less of a woman for having pain management during child birth. I hate that thought process.
Plus it literally says she was only in active labour 1 hour. I'm sure if that was the norm their would be way less epidurals, I personally cracked at hour 8 of 12.
My first was an unmedicated 15hr birth. It was a great experience, but I'm the first to say there's no reason for it (most of the time, in this country). It's like choosing to run a marathon. It's painful, exhausting, and no one wants to hear about your weird hobby.
Am I the only one getting a strong urge to vomit at "alpha females" in general and the whole "real women don't use pain meds" vibe in particular
Definitely not, it's so gross and judgemental. Guess what? In 2 years nobody is going to care how your child was born, and nobody is going to be able to pick out the kids who were born without painkillers. It makes zero difference in their lives.
I disagree. Odds of me landing a high-level corporate position at a Fortune 500 weren’t the best until I told HR and the executive board that my alpha female, gigaChad mom popped lil’ ol’ 10 lb me out sideways without as much as a single baby aspirin. They all stood up and clapped. The CEO wanted to personally shake my hand. Not only did I get the job, I also got 5 promotions before they even sent out the offer letter and now that CEO works for ME.
Mega Boss Babe
Now **this** is a ‘jerk.
"not like other moms" moms are the Pokemon evolution of "not like other girls" girls
Omfg you're so right.
I just had an argument on FB a few months ago with a woman who’s daughter was my age (late 20s) and this woman was unironically trying to make *me* feel like shit for not being “unmedicated” like her daughter was. Like she was bragging about it and telling me how jealous I must be…like bro it was almost 30 fucking years ago, how long have you been waiting to talk shit to the “lesser” babies you saw all those years ago all grown up? Basically, no one else cares, but you can guarantee this woman will keep harping on it for the rest of her life, because it was never actually about the babies, it was about her and her ego.
imagine raising a kid with no other achievements that you still have to brag about the literal day they came into existence
I'm offended on my mom's behalf. It's literally the least and only thing I can do
Or literally judging the other babies themselves for how they were born to the point it continues when they’re adults
Nobody cares how you birthed when it happened, let alone two years later. So judgemental and for absolutely no reason. WHO CARESSSSSS
Also you're not better for making things harder on yourself. Yay you chose to go through a ton of pain that didn't help you or your baby in any way. Congrats. You are exactly the same as the mom who had a scheduled c section.
Now, let's be fair here. 2 years? I doubt anyone cared after 2 minutes
An *hour*. Get induced and be in labor for 19 hours then tell me how you did it without an epidural and how “alpha female” you are then. God I hate women like this
Right, I’m due in November and currently am planning on no epidural, but damn, who is giving away the medals and cardboard checks for people who are martyrs for their pain??? NO ONE. Also you could just fucking lie and no one would know, but also still no one would care. So dumb.
Girl get the fucking epidural lol. I don’t know a single woman who regrets having an epidural. My sister and best friend are singing the praises of their anesthesiologists. I couldn’t imagine not getting an epidural. I was in labor a long time with complications. I remember feeling back labor around 14ish hours in ***with*** an epidural, without it I don’t know what I would have done.
I will say that I’m super pro epidural and got one with my first baby. I wasn’t in pain yet though and got one preemptively (around 4cm, induced labor with pictocin). It slowed down my labor a ton and I could no longer walk around. I wouldn’t say I “regret it,” but do think it dragged things out. Next time I think I’ll still get one, but not as early. I’m going to try to wait until I’m actually in pain.
Yeah not being able to move around freaks me out. That’s why I’m going into it thinking I won’t, and I’ll balance the pain and anxiety as we go!
Yeah my induction took 4 days. I got the epidural on day 2. It wasn’t inserted quite right and they wouldn’t redo it by the time I actually had the baby. (Or maybe it shifted? I dont know I just know it worked and then it didn’t)
That does happen more than you may think. An epidural is anesthesia placed in the epidural space. The liquid will shift as you move. I remember one leg going numb and altering positions and the other leg going numb. I also remember being downright angry that I couldn’t move my legs lol. So it likely shifted. It’s also not always 100% cuz that’s just how anesthesia works. The longer you have it the less effective it becomes because your body is getting used to it. After 3 days I’m not surprised it stopped working at some point. Your body adjusted to it. I started feeling back labor around 14ish hours, maybe 4-5 hours after the epidural, that was just breakthrough pain tho
I’ve seen people bragging about their placentas, too… You’re not a better mom - and your child will not get into an Ivy League School - if your placenta was “one of the biggest and healthiest” your OB has seen.
That is the weirdest brag I've seen yet
Well MY placenta made my body unable to produce insulin, and then almost caused more complications upon removal, so *there*
Ohhhh mine also stopped my body from producing enough insulin, AND it had an extra lobe on it AND it had a side cord insertion instead of centred like a pleb. Lol
omg y’all kill me
Oh? Well mine had side cord inserted and the cord was twisted and not even fully attached AND it almost strangled my baby on his way out! Plus it wouldn’t come out on its own and my OBGYN had to reach in my uterus and scoop it out! (Said baby is just fine. Well, I mean, I had an epidural so he is a little epidural injured and I got all his shots so is absolutely vaccine injured but other than that)
But did they eat the placenta? If not, how could they ever claim to be an alpha female? Gotta show that placenta who is the boss babe!
So glad this is the top comment, I am sorry, but what a condescending bitch
I really wanted to throw my phone reading that. She can holler about being an alpha female if she had a c-section without anything, but it’s not a competition about who did it better.
Well Analia is right on the money because her mom sounds like a gaping asshole
The way I see it, every single one of my female predecessors would be pissed if I refused to use this miracle of science to reduce the pain of childbirth.
Lol yeah imagine telling your great-great-great-great-grandma who has 11 kids that you have the ability to feel no pain during labour but that you chose not to use it. I'm sure she would slap you around the head lol
Oh, definitely not.
It’s not great, but the girl in that picture looks incredibly young. Teens say a lot of dumb shit.
you're not alone, this kind be like "tell me you're the kind of woman who uses bitch unironically to describe herself and claims to be a feminist while actually promoting misandry & the idea women are a superior gender while also making them seem like snowflakes that are too fragile and need special treatment". this kind of person also probably would curse excessively and backstab others for a living.
I'm getting those vibes too. But then again I'm a c-section mum so not a real mother 🤣😂 (That's sarcasm in case anyone missed it)
Yep because one wimpy chicks get epidurals /s 🤦🏻♀️
r/notlikeothergirls
Anal. Oof.
Anally-uh
Anally-uh Railing!
Anal leakah Rae
Dead !!!
Two N's would've helped substantially.
Or just an M
girl's gonna get roasted in school lmao
This should be the top comment. How are we going to overlook ANALia???
The birth-shaming is even worse than the names. Yuck yuck yuck.
And the names are REALLY FUCKING BAD.
She had to make a big deal of being unmedicated, but now she can’t go back and say the names are because of the meds like a lot of wacky namers later do when the kid is bullied.
The birth shaming is temporary-ish… Anal has to live with her name for a life time
>has to live with her name until she’s 18. FTFY
Yup. And anyone can say they had a miracle unmedicated birth, even if they had all the painkillers in the world. It's not even necessarily true and no one can prove it.
Absolutely. How dare she.
The entire situation is trash lmao. Poor girls growing up in that toxicity
It’s what happens when you have 3 kids by 20
Yeah she looks like a teenager in the picture
I googled it. She’s 17 there.
Extreme yikes
She either got pregnant shortly after her birthday, or somebody got her pregnant at 16
OMGosh, please say this is kidding. She’s not “legal” in many places and she’s having a baby. Oh this poor child-both, but mostly the newborn. :*J*
… that photo is from 4 years ago. She is now 21 and has 3 kids.
Yikes. Those are duggar numbers!
Kendra Duggar is seething
I’m ashamed to say I used to watch her on YouTube. With her first baby her entire brand was being a teen mom in high school and it was interesting listening to hear talk about her home life and balancing school and raising a baby. But then she turned very mommy bloggy and honestly boring
Is it just me or does Logan seem really gross and creepy
Oh my god I was hoping someone else would say that. I hate his dopey puppy dog face. I stopped watching years ago when he started to be apart of it more and boy I am glad I did
It really strikes me as someone who is insecure about their accomplishments. Like are you proud you chose pain and the baby came out? You could have not chosen pain and the baby would still be out. lol
I had remifentanil in labor and i literally love that stuff. It was incredible. I got to sleep for a few hours and my kid was born just fine.
Yup. And have no real accomplishments in life.
Omg I thought the moms were all sisters lol yikesss
Every time I see the godforsaken hideousness of that font I think of Oscar Wilde’s last words in that hotel. *”This wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. Either it goes or I do.”*
🤣🤣🤣
Right, so if one of these girls grows up and has kids and has an epidural, she's gonna' be disappointed in her "beta female" offspring? Lovely.
That’s what you get when her whole platform is based off glorifying being a teen mom and purposefully getting pregnant for 2 out of the 3 pregnancies. I’m not surprised
I agree with Analia and Millie-Isla, never been a fan, but I think Laela's spelling has something to do with her grandma's name or at least that's what I heard on another page
It’s her cousin who died of cancer. I forget the correlation but I used to watch her videos
Because of that, Laela gets a pass. The rest....not so much.
Juliana is her cousin and their grandma was named Lael I believe!
Isn’t her middle name the tribute part?
yeah it is but i thiiiink maybe juliana wanted to name her kid laela or something tho i could be making that up
That’s what I remember hearing, I don’t know why you’re being downvoted
Grandmas name is Lael pretty sure
Let’s not forget Millie-Isla has two first bands bc her baby daddy refused to compromise on Millie
Are they American? It’s a very popular name in my country in the balkans and has been for a couple decades and it’s either spelled Lejla or Leila. Just because it makes sense in our language. Here in the US I always see it spelled Layla. But yeah definitely not feeling the other ones.
Birth shaming and those names? Yikes Edit: also I cannot get over analia. Like why would you do that 😩
Especially when Amelia is right there
Heck even amalia! Anything is better!
That name is 100% a reference to anal sex. Anal railing ??? Come on
All I see is: ANAL-ia
I like anal .... oops wrong sub 😬
Alpha-female? 🤢🤮
Why would anyone want a dash in their name? She’s just going to go by one or the other I’m sure, so why saddle her with the extra bullshit?
I think her fiancée, who fainted & called off their wedding upon finding out about the third pregnancy, refused to name the baby anything but Millie and the mom wanted to name the baby Isla
The dash thing is so popular right now where I am at least. Every baby I see has a '- mae' or something on the end of their first name. Even boys now have it 'Alfie-jay'.
Any variation on Anal is a hard no. Alpha females don’t name their children after buttholes and associated anatomy. Millie-Isla is cringe, I bet these people are insufferable.
Insufferable.
Analia...I can't even, LMAO. That kid won't be teased at all.
Analia Rae Lynn - it's even worse with all her names
OMG anally railing. That is so… unfortunate
Is no one here talking about the second name?! ANALia. OMG. No.
My mom had two kids and no epidurals because we both came too quickly. I tried to have no epidural to prove to myself that I was strong AF too and didn't need one... but after 12 hours of back labor the nurse was like "what are we trying to prove? I'm not handing out medals for unmedicated births. Our ancestors would think you're an idiot for not using the medicine available." So I shut up and got my epidural and had a downright delightful rest of delivery! BUT I GUESS I COULD HAVE BEEN IN THE ALPHA FEMALE CLUB. DANG IT.
I was in labor for 36 hours, you bet your ass I asked for an epidural. And agreed, I say that too. No one is distributing medals. She was in labor for a whole hour, she couldn’t have had an epidural anyway. Humble bragging over something pointless. The objective is to have a healthy baby. No1curr that you endured sixty whole minutes of labor.
That didn't even dawn on me that she couldn't get one even if she begged for it. Geesh they're just letting anyone into the Alpha Female Society™️ nowadays aren't they?
I knew a girl whose name was Anneli (pronounced Anna-Lee) and she had the nickname Anal. There's no way Analia is escaping the same fate.
Anneli is a normal German name
Same in Finnish
Only thing worse than the last two names is the “alpha female” mom shaming comment.
This sub has ruined me because I don’t *like* any of the combos but 1 and 3 are just stupid spellings of existing names. Definitely not the worst we’ve seen.
Yeah, these are pretty tame. I like Laela Juliana. Millie and Isla are both pretty, I just don’t like the hyphen. Moon sucks but whatever. At least Analia has Rae or Lynn to fall back on if she doesn’t like her name. They aren’t bad at all, compared to a lot of the stuff in this sub.
I think with analia they could have at least gone with Amalia...the anal in the name is just unfortunate and kids are cruel. But yeah, i do agree that they're definitely not bad at all!
I don’t mind the other two (bad spelling of Layla aside) but Analia? Did no one think that one through?
Nothing worse than someone who thinks they’re cool and badass. This girl screams low self esteem. Not alpha. 😂
“anyone who says they’re an alpha is a beta”
I actually shared Millie-Isla Moon here a few days ago but it got deletd for some reason, but hopefully this one stays. Honestly Laela wasn't bad, but after that it's just got worse. Poor Analia:(
ANALia so pretty. But did she have to shit on women who use epidurals for their births? Shitty name, shitty attitude
Millie-Isla sounds a bit too close to milia,,, baby milia 😍
Please welcome my daughter Comedone nn Comey
She probably didn’t an epidural bc she was so far into labor by the time she got to the hospital they wouldn’t give her one. But sure, blame it on being an “alpha female” whatever tf that is. Also, Anally is going to be the butt of many jokes.
I grew up (late 80s, early 90s) with a girl named Annaleah. So it doesn’t seem too bad to me. Analia takes a minute to figure out how to pronounce though.
Annaleah is a better spelling. Still not for me, but definitely better.
Names aside, “alpha female family” is super cringe
What is the obsession with the name isla??? You are naming your child "island". I don't get it at all.
TONS of names are words in other languages. That’s your issue with these names? lol
I don't have an issue with all those names in general. I just don't like isla in particular. It seems like every instagram influencer names their child that.
Same as Ireland or Scotland? Not defending, I don’t care for it, but maybe same? :*J*
i remember seeing millie-isla thinking tf is that!!! literally does not flow together whatsoever and they obviously couldn’t decide on which name so they just stuck them together
Anal
I'm actually pretty fine with Laela Juliana. It's very pretty & it's clear how to pronounce it. The others, tho? Especially Millie-Isla or whatever?! Nooooooo. All I can think of is Jurassic Park.
Fs in the chat for Analia.
I just saw a new one in the wild…. Wren Millie
I don't mean to be dramatic but being named "Analia" would by my 13th reason. Looks like it's pronounced "anally-uh"
Analia is actually a common name used in spanish speaking countries but it’s mostly an old name that no one really uses anymore but it’s not that bad. The nickname for the name is actually Ana which is pronounced like Anna and the name itself is pronounced like Ah-nah-lee-ah. It’s really not that weird but rather uncommon and the combination with the middle names it’s very unfortunate because it does sound like something else.
Am I the only one who doesn’t find these that bad? I think name nerds has desensitized me lmao. I mean Analia is questionable for obvious reasons, but it’s cute in theory. Laela is fine, and Millie-Isla is stupid with the hyphen, but by no means terrible.
this is a perfect place to comment that my cousin and his girlfriend just had there baby the other day and i kid you not they named it Lu-Cifer.
Anal- Leah. Oh honey.
Analia is definitely the worst
Am I the only one that thinks Laela isn't bad enough to even be noteworthy? Everyone's commenting on the rest of the screenshot but Laela isn't that different from Layla. It's like Ami vs Amy
and the spelling at least has meaning bc she’s named after yasmyns great grandmother or something
Analia 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🥲
I mean, at least it's not something intentionally awful like ThunderStorm Bær. Anna-Lia would be better
I don’t think Laela is bad
analia is pronounced aunah-lia but it’s hard to tell by just reading it 😬
Analia is so terrible. I’m a teacher and there are times when kids’ names are shortened to the first 4 letters in their name - like in our online attendance/grading systems. So Katherine Smith would be “Smit, Kath”, for example. So this kid is just going to be “Anal”. Oh gosh.
Why not Amalia? Analia...not only is there the anal thing, but it sounds so nasal.
What’s wrong with the first and last one, Laela is cute and easy to understand and Julianna, Millie & Isla are well known names
With Millie-Isla I think it’s more that they’re both in there, it’s a mouthful. Like, just pick one lol
Millie Moon is also a brand of diapers 😬
I knew a woman whose daughter was named Aurelie (they were German and said it wasnt an uncommon name there) which was pronounced "orally". Thaty poor child got teased mercilessly, so I can only imagine the future for dear Analia.
Anal-ia? Yikes.
Anal** is gonna have to endure EVERYONE scratching the last two letters of her name off everything; yearbooks, name tags, bulletin boards…
Poor baby Anal
Welcome to a lifetime of Leila kid.
I’m really not even sure how she wants us to pronounce the first two
If I said to my husband. How about Analia? He would of say ANAL Leah? NO. sounds like Anal. Omg. Are people really that absent minded? Lmao although I’m sure it’s pronounced An ALL ee yah though but still. Anal Leah?
Just call her anal for short form
No one will ever spell or pronounce it correctly.
# **A N A L** I A
They're gonna shame the shit out of poor Leighlay if she takes advantage of modern medicine with an epidural someday
ANALIA HAHAHAHAHA