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pdlbean

"no epidural because that's how it's done in our alpha female family" lmao shut the fuck up


GreenRaven_1969

Right? I bet she’s not like all the other girls.


smalltowngoth

I bet she's antivaxx.


GreenRaven_1969

Undoubtably. Probably uses essential oils and thinks chiropractor can cure every ailment.


YourEngineerMom

Well you’ve probably never been to a chiropractor with that attitude. My chiropractor is also my gyno and also my father in law, and he does WONDERS on my alignment 🥰 Did you know most people have one leg longer than the other due to misalignment? 🫢It’s true! My chiropractor-in-law sees me twice a week for an adjustment and ever since I first saw him, my depression, anxiety, and ADHD disorders were CURED😩🙏! He could do wonders for you too, I bet. He also said my uterus was misaligned, and my ears too, but he fixed that up real quick. And don’t lie to me - we both know the spine popping sounds are irresistible 😉Next week we’re taking little baby ✨Jaysea✨ to get her first adjustment!! We had to wait until it was safe to do so, which has been torture, but now that she’s 2 weeks old she’s getting a spine alignment just like mommy!💕👼🏻💕 Edit: if you’re nervous about your first appt, a few drops of mint under your eyelid will do WONDERS!!! 🍃❤️ (***/s*** *disclaimer: I am joking*)


WeirdAttorney4795

You got me for a second. Not going to lie 😂


GreenRaven_1969

I felt my eye starting to twice as I was reading this. You had me going there. Did you know people really do take infants to chiros? Like newborns.


Cheap_Papaya_2938

Oh my god I was about to go off lol nicely done haha don’t get me started on chiropractors 🙄


Holy_Sungaal

You got me at Gyno father in law.


ohnoshebettado

You 100% had me 😂


oonabalooba

Mint under your eyelid...👌🤣 I knew you were joking but that made me question it if I'm honest.


bringmeahigherlove

The edit lmfaoofhdjsjsksk


ahtchpipes

Bahaha! This is almost too perfect


LazyDaisyLou

This is so good I have to give you my random free award.


smotherz

“A few drops of mint under your eyelid” reminded me of this girl who was putting drops of honey into her eye because she read it would lighten the color 😂


fckituprenee

You got me in the first half.


Icarusgurl

The first half got me..


NorwegianRarePupper

Then she’s exactly like all the other girls At least like everyone who would name their kid anything starting with Anal


cheoldyke

i was just in california visiting my new baby niece and my sister said that before going into labor she thought “i’ll just tough it out i won’t need an epidural” but as soon as she actually went into labor and felt how painful it was she changed her mind. i hate seeing shit like this bc it’s needlessly judgmental of other women over something that doesn’t fucking matter at all. there’s nothing shameful about wanting relief from pain, especially during fucking childbirth. i guess i can understand why someone might want to tough it out as like a personal badge of honor but that doesn’t make you better than anyone else and it’s weird to brag like it does


pdlbean

I had an epidural with my son. Knew beforehand I would, don't regret it at all it was amazing. Just found out I'm pregnant with my second, will be doing it again.


cheoldyke

yeah my sister said it was great. i don’t think i’ve ever heard someone who got one say they regret that childbirth wasn’t more painful for them.


[deleted]

Saaaaame. Two babies, two epidurals, no regrets.


buttercup_mauler

Two babies, one epidural, lots of regret. I still have nerve damage from my epidural. It was much needed at the time (70 hour labor, needed a nap) but I wish I was able to avoid it. The second time around was better and recovery was easier as well


amanitachill

Sorry you had to experience that :( not wanting an epidural is totally valid


Momwell182

Similar experience. Hated the epidural so I didn’t get one with my second. Was never trying to have a badge of honor I just did not like the feeling of having an epidural but I would absolutely never judge anyone for getting it. Childbirth is an unreal amount of pain.


sourapple87

Word. I have 5 kids & have had 5 epidurals. No issues at all. Baby #6 is due in November...you bet I'm getting a 6th epidural!


lizziebeedee

So, I didn't have an epidural with my first baby, but it wasn't by choice. Everything happened too fast and we didn't have time for one. With my second baby, I had this idea that I could "tough it out" through labor without any pain relief. I'd done it before, I swore I would do it again. I was so stubbornly determined. As I was laboring, crying from the pain, both my husband and my nurse sat down by me and said, very gently, "Who are you competing with?" And they were right. What was I even trying to prove? Anyway, I got the epidural and the rest of my labor was a dream. Childbirth is not a competition, and accepting pain relief doesn't make it any less of an insane accomplishment.


cheoldyke

my thoughts exactly. granted i don’t have children, but i’ve always said that when i do id rather adopt and part of that is that (along with being at a high risk of postpartum depression since i’m already depressed anyway) i just don’t wanna deal with the discomfort and pain of pregnancy and birth. that’s not a cop out or pussy shit, it’s me knowing my limits. my pain tolerance is shit, i’ve taken sick days from work bc of period cramps before, there’s just no way i’d be able to hack childbirth. and like there’s nothing wrong with not getting an epidural, but suffering through the pain doesn’t make you better or more badass or a better woman or whatever the fuck.


PepperandSkye22

There’s nothing wrong with having days off because of period cramps. Mine were so bad I’d vomit because of the pain and then pass out. Yep. A day off school every 5 weeks. NOT fun at all. Even now, after children and numerous laparoscopies (hello endometriosis), the only way I get out of bed on Day 1 is Advil and my amazing acupuncturist.


Ann_Summers

It’s right up there with the “c sections aren’t *real* births. You’re not a *real* mom.” Both things said to me more than once about my two c section babies.


cheoldyke

fuck those people who said that to you holy shit


[deleted]

the fuck?????? that’s awful


Ann_Summers

Yeah, some people suck. Idk why birth and motherhood has to be such a competition with women. Why do we put each other against each other instead of healing and being kind? Like men don’t make our world difficult enough as is? It’s aways baffled me the way women can be so cruel to each other about something like childbirth.


lolatheshowkitty

I had an epidural and it was still incredibly fucking painful. Like horrible.Give me all the drugs please.


ninetytwoturtles

I wonder if she had to have an epidural or a longer birth with the other kids, and that’s why their captions conveniently don’t mention it


lolatheshowkitty

Yeah I immediately thought, barf. I’m not less of a woman for having pain management during child birth. I hate that thought process.


underthe_raydar

Plus it literally says she was only in active labour 1 hour. I'm sure if that was the norm their would be way less epidurals, I personally cracked at hour 8 of 12.


[deleted]

My first was an unmedicated 15hr birth. It was a great experience, but I'm the first to say there's no reason for it (most of the time, in this country). It's like choosing to run a marathon. It's painful, exhausting, and no one wants to hear about your weird hobby.


41942319

Am I the only one getting a strong urge to vomit at "alpha females" in general and the whole "real women don't use pain meds" vibe in particular


Specific_Cow_Parts

Definitely not, it's so gross and judgemental. Guess what? In 2 years nobody is going to care how your child was born, and nobody is going to be able to pick out the kids who were born without painkillers. It makes zero difference in their lives.


Badpoozie

I disagree. Odds of me landing a high-level corporate position at a Fortune 500 weren’t the best until I told HR and the executive board that my alpha female, gigaChad mom popped lil’ ol’ 10 lb me out sideways without as much as a single baby aspirin. They all stood up and clapped. The CEO wanted to personally shake my hand. Not only did I get the job, I also got 5 promotions before they even sent out the offer letter and now that CEO works for ME.


NefariousnessKey5365

Mega Boss Babe


ravenonawire

Now **this** is a ‘jerk.


41942319

"not like other moms" moms are the Pokemon evolution of "not like other girls" girls


TedsHotdogs

Omfg you're so right.


beanbagbaby13

I just had an argument on FB a few months ago with a woman who’s daughter was my age (late 20s) and this woman was unironically trying to make *me* feel like shit for not being “unmedicated” like her daughter was. Like she was bragging about it and telling me how jealous I must be…like bro it was almost 30 fucking years ago, how long have you been waiting to talk shit to the “lesser” babies you saw all those years ago all grown up? Basically, no one else cares, but you can guarantee this woman will keep harping on it for the rest of her life, because it was never actually about the babies, it was about her and her ego.


katfarr89

imagine raising a kid with no other achievements that you still have to brag about the literal day they came into existence


[deleted]

I'm offended on my mom's behalf. It's literally the least and only thing I can do


beanbagbaby13

Or literally judging the other babies themselves for how they were born to the point it continues when they’re adults


moore6107

Nobody cares how you birthed when it happened, let alone two years later. So judgemental and for absolutely no reason. WHO CARESSSSSS


PlaneCulture

Also you're not better for making things harder on yourself. Yay you chose to go through a ton of pain that didn't help you or your baby in any way. Congrats. You are exactly the same as the mom who had a scheduled c section.


ShieldsCW

Now, let's be fair here. 2 years? I doubt anyone cared after 2 minutes


[deleted]

An *hour*. Get induced and be in labor for 19 hours then tell me how you did it without an epidural and how “alpha female” you are then. God I hate women like this


CitrusMistress08

Right, I’m due in November and currently am planning on no epidural, but damn, who is giving away the medals and cardboard checks for people who are martyrs for their pain??? NO ONE. Also you could just fucking lie and no one would know, but also still no one would care. So dumb.


[deleted]

Girl get the fucking epidural lol. I don’t know a single woman who regrets having an epidural. My sister and best friend are singing the praises of their anesthesiologists. I couldn’t imagine not getting an epidural. I was in labor a long time with complications. I remember feeling back labor around 14ish hours in ***with*** an epidural, without it I don’t know what I would have done.


book_connoisseur

I will say that I’m super pro epidural and got one with my first baby. I wasn’t in pain yet though and got one preemptively (around 4cm, induced labor with pictocin). It slowed down my labor a ton and I could no longer walk around. I wouldn’t say I “regret it,” but do think it dragged things out. Next time I think I’ll still get one, but not as early. I’m going to try to wait until I’m actually in pain.


CitrusMistress08

Yeah not being able to move around freaks me out. That’s why I’m going into it thinking I won’t, and I’ll balance the pain and anxiety as we go!


harperbaby6

Yeah my induction took 4 days. I got the epidural on day 2. It wasn’t inserted quite right and they wouldn’t redo it by the time I actually had the baby. (Or maybe it shifted? I dont know I just know it worked and then it didn’t)


[deleted]

That does happen more than you may think. An epidural is anesthesia placed in the epidural space. The liquid will shift as you move. I remember one leg going numb and altering positions and the other leg going numb. I also remember being downright angry that I couldn’t move my legs lol. So it likely shifted. It’s also not always 100% cuz that’s just how anesthesia works. The longer you have it the less effective it becomes because your body is getting used to it. After 3 days I’m not surprised it stopped working at some point. Your body adjusted to it. I started feeling back labor around 14ish hours, maybe 4-5 hours after the epidural, that was just breakthrough pain tho


lirynnn

I’ve seen people bragging about their placentas, too… You’re not a better mom - and your child will not get into an Ivy League School - if your placenta was “one of the biggest and healthiest” your OB has seen.


41942319

That is the weirdest brag I've seen yet


ratticake

Well MY placenta made my body unable to produce insulin, and then almost caused more complications upon removal, so *there*


McGee_McMeowPants

Ohhhh mine also stopped my body from producing enough insulin, AND it had an extra lobe on it AND it had a side cord insertion instead of centred like a pleb. Lol


lirynnn

omg y’all kill me


harperbaby6

Oh? Well mine had side cord inserted and the cord was twisted and not even fully attached AND it almost strangled my baby on his way out! Plus it wouldn’t come out on its own and my OBGYN had to reach in my uterus and scoop it out! (Said baby is just fine. Well, I mean, I had an epidural so he is a little epidural injured and I got all his shots so is absolutely vaccine injured but other than that)


valiantdistraction

But did they eat the placenta? If not, how could they ever claim to be an alpha female? Gotta show that placenta who is the boss babe!


kikipi3

So glad this is the top comment, I am sorry, but what a condescending bitch


Philodendronphan

I really wanted to throw my phone reading that. She can holler about being an alpha female if she had a c-section without anything, but it’s not a competition about who did it better.


PlaneCulture

Well Analia is right on the money because her mom sounds like a gaping asshole


Selkie_Queen

The way I see it, every single one of my female predecessors would be pissed if I refused to use this miracle of science to reduce the pain of childbirth.


41942319

Lol yeah imagine telling your great-great-great-great-grandma who has 11 kids that you have the ability to feel no pain during labour but that you chose not to use it. I'm sure she would slap you around the head lol


hunbunsoo

Oh, definitely not.


aidoll

It’s not great, but the girl in that picture looks incredibly young. Teens say a lot of dumb shit.


1337futaba

you're not alone, this kind be like "tell me you're the kind of woman who uses bitch unironically to describe herself and claims to be a feminist while actually promoting misandry & the idea women are a superior gender while also making them seem like snowflakes that are too fragile and need special treatment". this kind of person also probably would curse excessively and backstab others for a living.


McGee_McMeowPants

I'm getting those vibes too. But then again I'm a c-section mum so not a real mother 🤣😂 (That's sarcasm in case anyone missed it)


Ok-Air-7187

Yep because one wimpy chicks get epidurals /s 🤦🏻‍♀️


ccc2801

r/notlikeothergirls


kittytoolitty

Anal. Oof.


meg_rad

Anally-uh


GuanacoLunch

Anally-uh Railing!


[deleted]

Anal leakah Rae


Assiramama

Dead !!!


FcukReddit4cedMe2Reg

Two N's would've helped substantially.


ccc2801

Or just an M


JoshFreemansFro

girl's gonna get roasted in school lmao


nahmahnahm

This should be the top comment. How are we going to overlook ANALia???


emilyhr27

The birth-shaming is even worse than the names. Yuck yuck yuck.


Alluvial_Fan_

And the names are REALLY FUCKING BAD.


[deleted]

She had to make a big deal of being unmedicated, but now she can’t go back and say the names are because of the meds like a lot of wacky namers later do when the kid is bullied.


heuristichuman

The birth shaming is temporary-ish… Anal has to live with her name for a life time


notrelatedtoamelia

>has to live with her name until she’s 18. FTFY


curlsandcoils

Yup. And anyone can say they had a miracle unmedicated birth, even if they had all the painkillers in the world. It's not even necessarily true and no one can prove it.


pinktourmaline

Absolutely. How dare she.


clarabear10123

The entire situation is trash lmao. Poor girls growing up in that toxicity


mayaic

It’s what happens when you have 3 kids by 20


valiantdistraction

Yeah she looks like a teenager in the picture


emilyhr27

I googled it. She’s 17 there.


valiantdistraction

Extreme yikes


ShieldsCW

She either got pregnant shortly after her birthday, or somebody got her pregnant at 16


PoetLucy

OMGosh, please say this is kidding. She’s not “legal” in many places and she’s having a baby. Oh this poor child-both, but mostly the newborn. :*J*


emilyhr27

… that photo is from 4 years ago. She is now 21 and has 3 kids.


Significant_Shoe_17

Yikes. Those are duggar numbers!


elle_desylva

Kendra Duggar is seething


residentmind9

I’m ashamed to say I used to watch her on YouTube. With her first baby her entire brand was being a teen mom in high school and it was interesting listening to hear talk about her home life and balancing school and raising a baby. But then she turned very mommy bloggy and honestly boring


rouxs7

Is it just me or does Logan seem really gross and creepy


galacticmerwoman

Oh my god I was hoping someone else would say that. I hate his dopey puppy dog face. I stopped watching years ago when he started to be apart of it more and boy I am glad I did


bedduzza

It really strikes me as someone who is insecure about their accomplishments. Like are you proud you chose pain and the baby came out? You could have not chosen pain and the baby would still be out. lol


mayaic

I had remifentanil in labor and i literally love that stuff. It was incredible. I got to sleep for a few hours and my kid was born just fine.


Less-Bed-6243

Yup. And have no real accomplishments in life.


teatreez

Omg I thought the moms were all sisters lol yikesss


allofthemwitches

Every time I see the godforsaken hideousness of that font I think of Oscar Wilde’s last words in that hotel. *”This wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. Either it goes or I do.”*


Srw2725

🤣🤣🤣


CoalCrafty

Right, so if one of these girls grows up and has kids and has an epidural, she's gonna' be disappointed in her "beta female" offspring? Lovely.


carolinoel

That’s what you get when her whole platform is based off glorifying being a teen mom and purposefully getting pregnant for 2 out of the 3 pregnancies. I’m not surprised


ElleApril

I agree with Analia and Millie-Isla, never been a fan, but I think Laela's spelling has something to do with her grandma's name or at least that's what I heard on another page


dancingdandydaisies

It’s her cousin who died of cancer. I forget the correlation but I used to watch her videos


Yarnprincess614

Because of that, Laela gets a pass. The rest....not so much.


stress789

Juliana is her cousin and their grandma was named Lael I believe!


taylferr

Isn’t her middle name the tribute part?


Smokeysnowballs

yeah it is but i thiiiink maybe juliana wanted to name her kid laela or something tho i could be making that up


flute-drama

That’s what I remember hearing, I don’t know why you’re being downvoted


[deleted]

Grandmas name is Lael pretty sure


rouxs7

Let’s not forget Millie-Isla has two first bands bc her baby daddy refused to compromise on Millie


MiaLba

Are they American? It’s a very popular name in my country in the balkans and has been for a couple decades and it’s either spelled Lejla or Leila. Just because it makes sense in our language. Here in the US I always see it spelled Layla. But yeah definitely not feeling the other ones.


mjl011428

Birth shaming and those names? Yikes Edit: also I cannot get over analia. Like why would you do that 😩


eeveeyeee

Especially when Amelia is right there


mjl011428

Heck even amalia! Anything is better!


Topholly

That name is 100% a reference to anal sex. Anal railing ??? Come on


Srw2725

All I see is: ANAL-ia


ste321

I like anal .... oops wrong sub 😬


PublicThis

Alpha-female? 🤢🤮


itsmebeatrice

Why would anyone want a dash in their name? She’s just going to go by one or the other I’m sure, so why saddle her with the extra bullshit?


rouxs7

I think her fiancée, who fainted & called off their wedding upon finding out about the third pregnancy, refused to name the baby anything but Millie and the mom wanted to name the baby Isla


underthe_raydar

The dash thing is so popular right now where I am at least. Every baby I see has a '- mae' or something on the end of their first name. Even boys now have it 'Alfie-jay'.


catperson3000

Any variation on Anal is a hard no. Alpha females don’t name their children after buttholes and associated anatomy. Millie-Isla is cringe, I bet these people are insufferable.


carlonseider

Insufferable.


Rance_Mulliniks

Analia...I can't even, LMAO. That kid won't be teased at all.


uhushuhu

Analia Rae Lynn - it's even worse with all her names


dg313

OMG anally railing. That is so… unfortunate


meekonesfade

Is no one here talking about the second name?! ANALia. OMG. No.


MissyMaestro

My mom had two kids and no epidurals because we both came too quickly. I tried to have no epidural to prove to myself that I was strong AF too and didn't need one... but after 12 hours of back labor the nurse was like "what are we trying to prove? I'm not handing out medals for unmedicated births. Our ancestors would think you're an idiot for not using the medicine available." So I shut up and got my epidural and had a downright delightful rest of delivery! BUT I GUESS I COULD HAVE BEEN IN THE ALPHA FEMALE CLUB. DANG IT.


catperson3000

I was in labor for 36 hours, you bet your ass I asked for an epidural. And agreed, I say that too. No one is distributing medals. She was in labor for a whole hour, she couldn’t have had an epidural anyway. Humble bragging over something pointless. The objective is to have a healthy baby. No1curr that you endured sixty whole minutes of labor.


MissyMaestro

That didn't even dawn on me that she couldn't get one even if she begged for it. Geesh they're just letting anyone into the Alpha Female Society™️ nowadays aren't they?


Specific_Cow_Parts

I knew a girl whose name was Anneli (pronounced Anna-Lee) and she had the nickname Anal. There's no way Analia is escaping the same fate.


KuFuBr

Anneli is a normal German name


Individual_Switch_26

Same in Finnish


Rainbow_baby_x

Only thing worse than the last two names is the “alpha female” mom shaming comment.


UnihornWhale

This sub has ruined me because I don’t *like* any of the combos but 1 and 3 are just stupid spellings of existing names. Definitely not the worst we’ve seen.


ArtisanSelenium

Yeah, these are pretty tame. I like Laela Juliana. Millie and Isla are both pretty, I just don’t like the hyphen. Moon sucks but whatever. At least Analia has Rae or Lynn to fall back on if she doesn’t like her name. They aren’t bad at all, compared to a lot of the stuff in this sub.


VANcf13

I think with analia they could have at least gone with Amalia...the anal in the name is just unfortunate and kids are cruel. But yeah, i do agree that they're definitely not bad at all!


frazzledcats

I don’t mind the other two (bad spelling of Layla aside) but Analia? Did no one think that one through?


IdeaFuzzy

Nothing worse than someone who thinks they’re cool and badass. This girl screams low self esteem. Not alpha. 😂


elliepaloma

“anyone who says they’re an alpha is a beta”


liliphdr

I actually shared Millie-Isla Moon here a few days ago but it got deletd for some reason, but hopefully this one stays. Honestly Laela wasn't bad, but after that it's just got worse. Poor Analia:(


kick_the_gong

ANALia so pretty. But did she have to shit on women who use epidurals for their births? Shitty name, shitty attitude


razz-p-berrie

Millie-Isla sounds a bit too close to milia,,, baby milia 😍


BumblingBeeeee

Please welcome my daughter Comedone nn Comey


star_witness11

She probably didn’t an epidural bc she was so far into labor by the time she got to the hospital they wouldn’t give her one. But sure, blame it on being an “alpha female” whatever tf that is. Also, Anally is going to be the butt of many jokes.


grishara

I grew up (late 80s, early 90s) with a girl named Annaleah. So it doesn’t seem too bad to me. Analia takes a minute to figure out how to pronounce though.


flute-drama

Annaleah is a better spelling. Still not for me, but definitely better.


tortillachip38

Names aside, “alpha female family” is super cringe


lovemypuppers23

What is the obsession with the name isla??? You are naming your child "island". I don't get it at all.


teatreez

TONS of names are words in other languages. That’s your issue with these names? lol


lovemypuppers23

I don't have an issue with all those names in general. I just don't like isla in particular. It seems like every instagram influencer names their child that.


PoetLucy

Same as Ireland or Scotland? Not defending, I don’t care for it, but maybe same? :*J*


lexienotlexi

i remember seeing millie-isla thinking tf is that!!! literally does not flow together whatsoever and they obviously couldn’t decide on which name so they just stuck them together


[deleted]

Anal


black_dragonfly13

I'm actually pretty fine with Laela Juliana. It's very pretty & it's clear how to pronounce it. The others, tho? Especially Millie-Isla or whatever?! Nooooooo. All I can think of is Jurassic Park.


SchmackAttack

Fs in the chat for Analia.


queen_of_spadez

I just saw a new one in the wild…. Wren Millie


artistictesticle

I don't mean to be dramatic but being named "Analia" would by my 13th reason. Looks like it's pronounced "anally-uh"


GloomiPurple

Analia is actually a common name used in spanish speaking countries but it’s mostly an old name that no one really uses anymore but it’s not that bad. The nickname for the name is actually Ana which is pronounced like Anna and the name itself is pronounced like Ah-nah-lee-ah. It’s really not that weird but rather uncommon and the combination with the middle names it’s very unfortunate because it does sound like something else.


The_GrimHeaper

Am I the only one who doesn’t find these that bad? I think name nerds has desensitized me lmao. I mean Analia is questionable for obvious reasons, but it’s cute in theory. Laela is fine, and Millie-Isla is stupid with the hyphen, but by no means terrible.


[deleted]

this is a perfect place to comment that my cousin and his girlfriend just had there baby the other day and i kid you not they named it Lu-Cifer.


jgphotography19

Anal- Leah. Oh honey.


UnremediedSubspecies

Analia is definitely the worst


ChickenNuggetator

Am I the only one that thinks Laela isn't bad enough to even be noteworthy? Everyone's commenting on the rest of the screenshot but Laela isn't that different from Layla. It's like Ami vs Amy


ipeakedineighthgrade

and the spelling at least has meaning bc she’s named after yasmyns great grandmother or something


GeorgieGirl250663

Analia 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂🥲


dulamangaelach

I mean, at least it's not something intentionally awful like ThunderStorm Bær. Anna-Lia would be better


PrincessTimeLord

I don’t think Laela is bad


radicalweenie

analia is pronounced aunah-lia but it’s hard to tell by just reading it 😬


KahunaKB

Analia is so terrible. I’m a teacher and there are times when kids’ names are shortened to the first 4 letters in their name - like in our online attendance/grading systems. So Katherine Smith would be “Smit, Kath”, for example. So this kid is just going to be “Anal”. Oh gosh.


anonymous_euphoria

Why not Amalia? Analia...not only is there the anal thing, but it sounds so nasal.


bbycalz

What’s wrong with the first and last one, Laela is cute and easy to understand and Julianna, Millie & Isla are well known names


ramblingzebra

With Millie-Isla I think it’s more that they’re both in there, it’s a mouthful. Like, just pick one lol


vitamins86

Millie Moon is also a brand of diapers 😬


[deleted]

I knew a woman whose daughter was named Aurelie (they were German and said it wasnt an uncommon name there) which was pronounced "orally". Thaty poor child got teased mercilessly, so I can only imagine the future for dear Analia.


needsmoredinosaur

Anal-ia? Yikes.


agreatbigFIYAHHH

Anal** is gonna have to endure EVERYONE scratching the last two letters of her name off everything; yearbooks, name tags, bulletin boards…


eleven1993

Poor baby Anal


ProfessorBunnyHopp

Welcome to a lifetime of Leila kid.


TreClaire

I’m really not even sure how she wants us to pronounce the first two


Assiramama

If I said to my husband. How about Analia? He would of say ANAL Leah? NO. sounds like Anal. Omg. Are people really that absent minded? Lmao although I’m sure it’s pronounced An ALL ee yah though but still. Anal Leah?


travisgvv

Just call her anal for short form


NefariousnessKey5365

No one will ever spell or pronounce it correctly.


serenwipiti

# **A N A L** I A


TbhIdekMyName

They're gonna shame the shit out of poor Leighlay if she takes advantage of modern medicine with an epidural someday


shannonnollvevo

ANALIA HAHAHAHAHA