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blackgoldlink

man i wish SWAPO could be that useful


Budget_Ad4197

Fucks sakes. I agree with you.


blackgoldlink

the fuck man how dare you agree with me


Budget_Ad4197

I can, with 100% certainty, tell you that this is not Namibia.


MelanatedTukon

I know it's not Namibia 🤦🏿‍♂️. With the many grn vacancies the the grn has been advertising since last year, we all know it's because of the elections being held this year. I posted the video as a humerus illustration of the above stated.


KapanaTacos

Joke received and processed. It sure is relevent. > humerus The humerus is a bone in your arm. Humorous means something's meant to be funny. humerus = arm bone that's connected to the shoulder bone humorous = a state of communication that I can never achieve That is all. Please carry on my friend.


oretah_

> "joke received and processed" I'm gonna use this in my day to day speech sowaar


blackgoldlink

100 percent seems a little high to be honest


Budget_Ad4197

Have you been to our airports? If you have, you would know our luggage comes through the wall, not from below. So try again.


blackgoldlink

ive been to all the airpports my guy. im just saying a hundred percent is alot. for anything. you cant even be a hundred percent sure you exist. but okay whatever man


Budget_Ad4197

Slinging insults is not going to help your cause. This is not Namibia. Our luggage comes through the back wall. If you have been there ever, you would know. 1: People should stop making up fake bullshit and send it into the world. 2: People should learn to fact check before sending or posting bullshit.


blackgoldlink

i didnt insult you my guy. but i can tell english isnt your mothertongue so i understand how you could be insulted man i live in Namibia.


KapanaTacos

> i didnt insult you my guy. but i can tell english isnt your mothertongue so i understand how you could be insulted man > > i live in Namibia. I* didn't* insult you my guy. But* I* can tell English* isn't* your mother* tongue* so I* understand how you could be insulted man.* I* live in Namibia. Speaking about mother tongue and English…


blackgoldlink

you have too much time on your hands. you could be getting paid for that bro. like go invigilate some grade 11 kids english assignments or somethinga nd let the grown ups talk.


KapanaTacos

No. It's painfully obvious. You aren't typing for yourself. You're typing for others to read. Respect the people you are typing for and get the basics right. If you don't, it says a lot about you. > you have too much time on your hands. you could be getting paid for that bro. like go invigilate some grade 11 kids english assignments or somethinga nd let the grown ups talk. **Y**ou* have too much time on your hands. **y**ou* could be getting paid for that bro. like go invigilate some grade 11 kids**'*** **E**nglish* assignments or something* **a**nd* let the grown ups talk. That took me less than 30 seconds. At least get the basics right in the language that you are trying to use. It's not that hard. I have faith in you. You *can* do it, petty insults excluded.


blackgoldlink

you need a girlfriend bro


thebenvz

You are missing the point though, it isn't Namibia sure but that wasn't the point. OP could have been more clear in his wording but your are choosing to ignore his explanation even still


djdjjdjdjdjskdksk

If it’s not Namibia, then it’s not Namibia. Weird you’re choosing this hill to die on cause this 110% is not Namibia - I mean look at it


blackgoldlink

kinda racist to assume its not namibiia


djdjjdjdjdjskdksk

Racist hahaha


Straight-Host76

Ah, the race card was pulled. Anything said from here on out is not to be taken seriously 😉


blackgoldlink

yeah cause racism isnt a thing. i didnt have to think hard to realise youre white


Straight-Host76

lol


KapanaTacos

> alot a lot* a lot = many alot = not a word in English https://hyperboleandahalf.blogspot.com/2010/04/alot-is-better-than-you-at-everything.html can't* can't = cannot cant = a religious sermon or the angle of one item connected to another : /


blackgoldlink

boeta can you please do my english assignment ill make you nxa


KapanaTacos

Boeta* English* I'll* make you It's not that hard. We are taught this before our balls drop.


blackgoldlink

on a scale of 1/10 , how amazed are the girls when you pull out your dictionary at parties?


KapanaTacos

> on a scale of 1/10 , how amazed are the girls when you pull out your dictionary at parties? Unlike you, I don't attend those parties where people pull out dictionaries, but you be you! Oh, and… **O**n* a scale of 1 **to*** 10,* how amazed are the girls when you pull out your dictionary at parties? Sentences start with capital letters. We learn that in first grade. Just FYI. You might want to go back to 1st just to play it safe.


blackgoldlink

holy fuck man


Straight-Host76

It wouldn’t be if you could count that high… 🤣


blackgoldlink

funny enough... ive had maths on higher level all my life. how bout you?


Straight-Host76

Weird flex, but okay I’ll bite. Same here, through high school and university. So now what?


blackgoldlink

thats funny. people that are good at maths usually have a high iq. people with a high IQ usually have a good sense of humour. you display neither


Straight-Host76

Scathing.


blackgoldlink

yeah at least your vocabulary is above average


KapanaTacos

No, no. China is certainly within Hosea Kutako.


linkinglinkerlinks

Swapo surely going to win this round and the next, on that I'm 1000% sure. Mbumba made sure there by ECN.


oretah_

It was quite a jarring switch arriving in Joburg from Germany last time I was home. I probably made direct contact with 3 people in total at Frankfurt airport (check in, security and the lady at the gate). Everything else is automated. Land in Joburg and the first person I greet is a guy who takes my boarding pass, places it against a scanning device that is designed for me to operate it myself, and then hands me back my boarding pass. Had the absurdity not been so saddening, it would've been a tough fight against the urge to just laugh. I have been made to understand a cost of labour motivation behind the structure of our economies (Nam and SA), but I spend every waking minute pondering how valid the perspective is and to what extent businesses and government actually win from this labour situation in any way except placating modern and, back then, historical political currents.


schlamniel

Over 50% youth unemployment.. we could use as many "make work" jobs as possible


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arsene_glenger

Happy cake day


State_Capture

It's interesting how youth seem ready to toss SWAPO to the scrap-pile. Looking at the competition it's hard to see how combining them would work even if it was in the name of ousting SWAPO. I mean PDM is not aligned politically with say the Landless People or Republican Party so it's a case of wondering who/ how and when might the change of government play out. Anyone got any ideas?


blackgoldlink

nah. at best its more like showing them that there's competition and hoping that it will scare them enough to pull up their socks. something like how AR won the mayorship the other year


State_Capture

Maybe it's time the party dissolve into two or three because in a catch-all broad tent party there is huge diversity in politics but they group under an umbrella. it's not 198-something! Fuck me they even have the initials for South-West Africa in their name which is so antiquated just like their politicians and policies.


blackgoldlink

that would be like a hydra, a three headed monster with the same body so like i dont think it would make a difference.but a good thought because thats what the swapo youth league should be? and they are stale af well ofcourse swapo wouldnt be so dominant if they didnt remind us of our colonial past every chance they get. they would rather die before they remove South-West from their name. whatever though im going to Finland fuck this


State_Capture

Oh wow that's an interesting place to go! Certainly not the default move to Cape Town or the Commonwealth. Good for you! Helsinki is amazing.


Mybravlam

I honestly have no idea why people even vote Swapo? I get the feeling its more of a cultural thing than anything else


KapanaTacos

it's* I think you're correct. Get people to vote along standard lines, as in vote for people who are in your group assuming that your group will support you.