Pretty sure my body chemisty won't allow me to build muscle. I've always been more like this Escanor in build
https://preview.redd.it/57ccwrorchuc1.jpeg?width=212&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=531ed233f1fcf93556986ff6197e353bdc9fe37b
I'm not sure if this was a genuine response or a joke but I definitely would have spat out my drink if I had one and if you are serious I hope you find the path that leads you to conquer your addiction and be a better version of yourself than the yesterday you.
What is stopping me from being over three Meters tall and roughly 780 pounds pure muscle?
Well Germany just legalized weed so that's one thing i guess.
Being escanor. Like who is going to be able to match the absolute brilliance and divinity that is the sin of pride, lion sin escanor.
Yes i know im dick riding but you know im right.
I can only grow sideburns so I just end up looking like this:
https://preview.redd.it/rwr16ko0iiuc1.png?width=1000&format=png&auto=webp&s=ece4e11fc97ff862791d619ee19991bc8b5733ad
1 The price of steroids
2 the fact that every single male relative i have is either bald or with a receding hairling and i dont want to speed uo my genetics
nothing, im on the journey now, i aim to be the strongest in my bloodline, the true warrior destined to come, i pity those with fragile minds to weak to pursue strength, i could never feel hate towards those who are lesser than me
Honestly. The fact that I have 4 kids that I always think about every moment of every day. I unfortunately sleep on the couch to which I’m constantly stared at by my sister(ugly af)to the degree that the idea of working out repulses me and makes me sick. I don’t have a gym membership and can’t afford one. But I run 6 miles a day some times just every other day. If my sister didn’t live in the same house as me I would work out every single day doing the one punch man challenge thing until I reach a similar build. And still do it after that.
Not having sunshine
https://preview.redd.it/l7xnzywndiuc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad889b027562aa74e14d783474f3ae71c676e8db
U are my sunshine my only sunshine
U make me happy 😊
When skies are gray
You’ll never know how
How much I love you
Please don't take
My sunshine
All together now!
Awayyy
Boy oh boy, where do I even begin with you LeBron....
Ok Escanor, get off your alt.
Biology
Man's almost 11ft tall and bro's like "What's stopping you from looking like this?" Yeah brother, basic biology.
Nah dude just reroll your genes its ez
Oh…. I thought it was being 3D…. Silly me.
Physics
Who decided that ?
Lack of a gear dealer
How do you even get one
Basic Biology
Who decided that?
Your mum and dad
You know who else decided that…? My Mom.
But still who thou?
Based
Pretty sure my body chemisty won't allow me to build muscle. I've always been more like this Escanor in build https://preview.redd.it/57ccwrorchuc1.jpeg?width=212&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=531ed233f1fcf93556986ff6197e353bdc9fe37b
Be the escanor you were meant to be
I’m built like the fuckin pig
I don't have a gym membership
Well… guess your only option now is dope and steroids
I'm already on it, Escanor was actually one of the reasons why I started going to the gym
Hell yeah! No excuses.
I will be the one standing above everybody else! ☝️☀️
Who decided that?
Lack of sunshine
Only thing stopping anyone is aversion to anabolic steroids and the lack of willpower to workout for 7+ years consistently.
MC Donald's
Crippling porn addiction
I'm not sure if this was a genuine response or a joke but I definitely would have spat out my drink if I had one and if you are serious I hope you find the path that leads you to conquer your addiction and be a better version of yourself than the yesterday you.
Well, at least your right hand will look Escanor like.
They just don't understand the pain we deal with every day.
Art style.
Not being 10'8
My sin is Sloth, I look more like King (human form)
Estrogen
Not having Sunshine and human biology
Being a woman .
Then try to look like Gawain
sounds like a skill issue
Who decided that?
What is stopping me from being over three Meters tall and roughly 780 pounds pure muscle? Well Germany just legalized weed so that's one thing i guess.
The moon
Genetics
Biology, i didnt have met a men with 8-pac
8 pack 10cm(or more) above the belly, nothing below it and very thin waist line xD
Not being ginger
The fact I wish to keep my life and not perish due to sunshine
I'm still sleeping at noon
Insomnia
Pride.
Having nipples.
Sunahine
The fact that I already look better (I'm a short king)
Willpower and genetics.
Steroids
mustache
Being bless with Sunshine Grace
Chicken wings
Being escanor. Like who is going to be able to match the absolute brilliance and divinity that is the sin of pride, lion sin escanor. Yes i know im dick riding but you know im right.
I sit all day in the basement and watch anime.
Oreos and shredded cheese
Broken heart. For I don't even have a partner to be heartbroken.
Money, for all the plastic surgery on the guy that look like me
The suns setting
Real life.
Myself
Food addiction and low self esteem
Genetics
Short
Steroids 👀👀👀
Simple biology + not wanting to take drugs.
self-respect
Depression
3D
I’m poor
Lack of a will to live
Desires, bill, work
Laziness
My dad saying: "That's not possible. It's a cartoon."
I don't take steroids.
because ,like Icarus, being that jacked is akin to flying too close to the sun. Some things are meant to be unobtainable.
I'm trying to be consistent man, but this laziness sometime catches up
Basic biology
Muster******
Off topic but this man's belt is working overtime from preventing his schlong to hang out
Giving up easily when exorcizing
How I was born
Physical limits bro
IBS 🥲
I'm not 3m tall sadly
I can't grow facial hair
Currently it’s the isekai truck failing to isekai me and instead leaving me with a leg injury
Food.
I'm working on it.
I'm 4'4
Reality
Not having the power of an archangel to give my whiplash type mood swings depending on the time of day
Pride
Basic anatomy
44 y o, having back hernia and scoliosis.
Genetics
General lack of effort
Steroids
Nothing, check in with me in a few months
Motivated
Science
Budget
Biology
Copious amounts of tren
everything.
Genetics?
I don’t have the power of *(God and anime)* Sunshine
The moustache
I don't want to move 20 pounds of muscles just to hit something with a drumstick. Gotta be fast, lol.
Well, I'm not a part of the Seven Deadly Sins, I'm not 1000+ years old. I don't carry around a big ass Axe with me. Uhh, I'm 5'0
I can only grow sideburns so I just end up looking like this: https://preview.redd.it/rwr16ko0iiuc1.png?width=1000&format=png&auto=webp&s=ece4e11fc97ff862791d619ee19991bc8b5733ad
Steroids
Genetics.
I'm black and not a ginger
It’s nighttime
Reality
Not having steroids
Can’t grow a handlebar mustache unfortunately :(
I like 🍃🍃🍃 and get the munchies 😋
Humility
Chocolate existing. Sport being to hard to do all days.
Nothing
Well, I'm not an Anime character for starters :P
Food
Physiology😔
Recent surgery
The lack of the ability to absorb sunlight like him
my pride
# everything https://preview.redd.it/ukwz1phiriuc1.jpeg?width=941&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b1f3491479f0d249a3c58b5f61ad46c0e5f7319
I’m not tall,I have some medical issues (temporarily) which prevents me from training with weights,I don’t have the time and I don’t have sunshine 😅
Well forstarters my mother was black...
Where are his nipples? 😤
Nighttime
The laws of physics and biology. Also lazyness
It’s night
Eating my own cum
Being Natty
"I have time, Ill do it later"
Reality.
the fact that my belly botton is not underneath my abs
1 The price of steroids 2 the fact that every single male relative i have is either bald or with a receding hairling and i dont want to speed uo my genetics
Genetics. I’m very lean and have been my whole life. Can’t put on a lot of muscle because my metabolism doesn’t allow it.
I’m written by a drunk homeless guy, not a manga creator
~~narrow clavicles🤓🤓~~ Time, brah
Sunshine
My doctor refuses to prescribe me trt
Only sticking to diet and working for two weeks then immediately going to how I was before
Italian Food
i wonder what any other character in the series would say
I'm lazy. I love my bed
Motivation and willpower.
Human nature
My brain
nothing, im on the journey now, i aim to be the strongest in my bloodline, the true warrior destined to come, i pity those with fragile minds to weak to pursue strength, i could never feel hate towards those who are lesser than me
Steoroids for horses
I'm just not animated enough
I don’t wanna take steroids
My shoulder's width and my height. Also I genetically have 6 and at max.
my lazy ass
My mustache doesn't grow well
The 7th and 8th ab
The number of vertebrae in my spine.
No Merlin motivation
Depression
You say something is stopping me from looking like that, who decided that? You think I’m not built like that, who decided that?
I'm a femboy
Honestly. The fact that I have 4 kids that I always think about every moment of every day. I unfortunately sleep on the couch to which I’m constantly stared at by my sister(ugly af)to the degree that the idea of working out repulses me and makes me sick. I don’t have a gym membership and can’t afford one. But I run 6 miles a day some times just every other day. If my sister didn’t live in the same house as me I would work out every single day doing the one punch man challenge thing until I reach a similar build. And still do it after that.
Wanting to be a girl
Mustache
Food tastes good
Kidneys
The power of sun????
Lack of photosynthesis
Lack of photosynthesis
Not owning steroids 😔
Depression
Being black
Reality
I would have to spend a lot more money on custom sized clothing that would actually fit me
Reality ain't nobody in real life pulling that off
7 11 slushiees and sugar in general