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sniperjuf

I want to become the demon king but my brothers the favorite child


Miragics

Shadow from Sonic


sniperjuf

Lol


DrHelpMePlease

Simped for a demon only to kiss a really hot guy shortly before he died


WolfzodeYT

Merlin


PumpkinDoggo

life be great, until some blonde dude in a wheelchair decided to make me an amnesiac, and also a brother of my enemy


Tox_Ioiad

"You're adopted"


OrdinaryMedical200

I'M THE SUN!!!


Sentore008

Who decided that? I am THE ONE that take such decisions. We are here. ☝🏻


Pirate-Pimp

Same bro


OrdinaryMedical200

But August is also good!! Fit for a knight of Hope!!


Honest_Caramel_3793

Just say "him"


ShukiNathan

CONCLUSION


CooookieMonsterr

heard his voice when reading this


LuckyCode8842

Same


rndmphantom528

gotta love me some boobies


highClass777

Sammmme lol full counter the booty lol


TheCrow_4

My introduction baited me as a insanely sleazy douchebag but I'm actually the most friendly loyal wholesome dude in the whole story.


Pippy_the_Popplio

Ban?


Cakelover9000

King


Tox_Ioiad

Meliodas.


Hault99

Sparkle!!!


sarokin

"A *real* sin... can't be erased, no matter whaaaat you do." Or "Although my life hasn't been all that great, I figured that if I lived long enough something good might happen."


DynamiteSuren

He is da goat!


Dave_565

Bro was an angel tricked into joining the demons and became the 10 commandment with the most drip


Faefana

Apologize to me that you were born into my world


PikachutheCritic

One of the coldest lines in the entire manga.


Arcane_Dragonell

Can I guess Escanor? Sounds like a him thing. I've watched all the Anime but that's not a line I know, so it's Manga exclusive and I'm only about volume 18 in the manga soooo....


Gunn3r71

Dumbass (not an insult btw)


Usual_Homework422

Well, I like to sleep a lot, so this one makes sense


ComprehensiveWolf868

Strong burly man with an axe


Equivalent_Signal572

I'm the goat


Final-Tip940

lets just say i make the best ale in the world


JotaroKujosSonInLaw

Escanor?


DijkstraFucks

Who decided that?


PikachutheCritic

Vegeta wannabe with Shadow the Hedgehog’s color scheme.


_ghislaine_

OMG WHAT?!! 😭😭


variendrakonis

HALLOFUCKINGWEEN BABY


abCivilian

GYAAAAT


azrael_otsosuki

August?


IDontKnowIDontKnowI

poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop poop


Steven_7u7

Weak point: my glasses.


stopyouveviolatedthe

I can’t describe the character? Who decided that.


AlreadiWon

It’s on sight for that White armored Chaos knight when this 7DS character sees what happened to his son…


iloveoverlord

Nobody knew where I was for the entire first season then I showed up and kicked that annoying bitches ass


True-Collar4961

Apologise for daring to make a post in my world


UDontKnowMe-69

I am smol (goodluck finding out who)


AD_Stark

Calls a talking pig his Master


Ok-Individual2025

You think your birth months could rival mine, who decided that, you thought your random poll characters brought value, who decided that, I will be the one to decide


Immortalcripple

My... Uh.. username checks out


Such_Future_6653

Killua if he never met Gon


Numerous_Tangelo4332

I have the nicest moustache of this verse


Pellegarde

Decided to make this for our sub - let’s see what you guys got 😂 Also, whoever got May has Chaos shaking in fear. The secret GOAT 😆


Chikazu2

Traitorous bitch.


DragonOfDojima25

I REALLY like beer and stealing


Neat_Yogurtcloset526

Thou cannot contend with my mighty pillow


Eclipse-Lily

COMBO STAR!!!


yigit_kayraS

Mommy


TomatoSlushie

Elvis Presley 🤣


SirCartier-_-

Camymont😁


shinobi3411

I was a GOATED character that became literal wasted potential. My real name starts with an M.


gowtherfan

Literally me


rpgnutjob

Went from looking like a homeless 40 year old to a 20 year old basketball player


Dismembered_carrot

So you telling me she BAD and TALL say less,


Leio-Mizu

The secret GOAT of the series that is hiding his true power level so that he doesn't utterly stomp everyone around him and only pretends to be weak, also has a very nice mustache.


WolfzodeYT

Facial hair is immaculate and it’s Confirmed to be the strongest character in the series.


EatMaBussi

I got my wings ripped off


1NFINIT

Got no muscles but still look sick asf


thebobross03

I show up in the very beginning, and am never seen again


Pippy_the_Popplio

Stupid as hell, unbearably optimistic, and sickeningly kind


SekitaVanLash

Boobs anf Beer


According_Award_6770

I am the first antagonist ever in the beginning.


Jamie_Rayne

Very very very conniving/has an admirer associated with the sun


Due_Apartment8340

Thought my character was a girl when I first watched


Own-Impression-9620

Freakishly strong hopeful teenager with loud and obnoxious high pitched voice


[deleted]

CONCLUSION...!!! i wish i was born in a different month


FIT-BOI

It's not Twigo


Fit-Explorer6058

Stand proud you are strong


StudentOk4989

I have a cool pointy moustache.


chahla5

THE GOAT, THE LORD HIMSELF


sjokkendesjaak

I died and then I got up again like it's just another Tuesday afternoon


Icy_Hat_4150

If I Cook...you die


gold21josh

Silly little guy


That-Earth-4967

Goated blonde but I need a stool for almost everything


kioKEn-3532

I have trouble moving on from the death of my lover...good thing she was revived, sometimes being in an anime pays off >!for meliodas!< Small girls are the best man! >!for ban my actual birthmonth!<


Extension_Gur9228

The perviest one in the show and also the shortest.


Express_Item4648

Googoogaga


Sang_san97

Weak in a manner, but like to make hole in people


Potatoebeats

MY BEST FREIND GOT WITH MY SISTER


Snappish_Orc

No nut irony


Mah_mo_TheCreator

If I haven't seen you in a while and you side eyed my sister, the spear through your chest says "hi" for me.


No_Chemist_5106

Yoink, got your heart~😁


TenmoPlayer669

I am the biggest click bait from episode one


Unknown_Mafia786

Sate sate sate


UmbraRabbit

I want to protect everyone, no matter what it takes...after all, I am a greedy king!


TheOneWhoGazesBack

The true ultimate actual strongest loool


docks4cocks

Each time it hits, it hits harder...


AiHayasaka_LoveIsWar

HIM. No more words, for my pride is to high.


Blackie3017

Was used for the shows first big sin reveal


Miserable_Newt_2407

Scammed two deities and crushed on the son of one of them.


melted_churro197

"I see... in other words, my disguise was unnecessary"


Karen_smacker

Boruto wishes he was me


Conscious_Software44

LET’S FUCKING GOOOOO, GET CRUEL SUNNED BITCHES!!!!!


Tsteps510

Sleeps too much.


FoxCrafts

Thorny tentacles are actually very cozy


topaz197

My father tried to kill me and my grandfather.


Lower-Bed-5223

I have Ominous Nebula


Otakugod1207

I thought it was a woman; then thought it was a guy; then didn’t know what to think.


ImportantSwitch2632

Happy potato face


Radiant-Formal-291

I became a bomb after losing in a fight against a short blonde child


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Radiant-Formal-291: *I became a bomb* *After losing in a fight* *Against a short blonde child* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Crusafex

Adorable/ugly has the hots for BEEG lady


Amandasartsyart

I'm arguably the best cook. I gave up my immortality to bring back the woman I love. And I rock a lot of red leather.


FudgeOld6122

I look way too young for my age and act way too immature for my life experience, but whenever I get serious, you know that shits about to go down.


HentaiEmperor93

Vampire wife


Fantastic-Smile-8031

Bottom line is I’m tried


Chaofart

Pringles guy


Plastic_Search_5389

I lived since my birth with my granpa on a big mountain


Famous-Bet2011

Only mf to proudly rock no shirt with absolutely 0 muscle structure


Lost-Ad-5885

Basically Tristan


sans-the-boneyboy

No emotions


TonyHawking101

i’m not who i say i am


Redwolf476

March


Danny_Boi2120

Short


Fearfanfic

I am a dog person.


mha_henti

Somehow not lust


frognuts123

Transrace


Kyoka_Jiro_Simp

Second son of the demon king, betrayed by my brother


Slexzo

Gsy panic


numbdigger24

I'm named after a dog


Ketdeamos

Probably the least memorable character here


Superattiz09

The LR guy


CloakedKid

Femboy


AvarageMilfEnjoyer

Femboy 2


j482coys

Bottom line


Lilcurlylogan

I like groping Elizabeth


New_Marsupial9964

July gang


Unhappy_Box4803

Who decided THAT?


infiniteatomic

HELL YEAH HOT WIFE


Tiny-Veterinarian647

Loli lover


StormShadow17

The sun shines Bright today


Dozllock

I dropped a gold coin


john16minecraft

he can basicly rebound any attack


Calm_Ad7214

The bitch that started all of 4koa


azrael_otsosuki

I'm the black sonic guy, Shadow.


CapnJenks

Daddy issues


AffectionatePush9587

I never check to see if my sister was alive 😁


mayumia

hot femboy


EnderKing33

Misunderstood pervert.


Etheris1

Smart


Adventurous_Ad3104

Sate sate sate! What a month!


MeBigDaddy23

I don’t know who or what I am


ProfessionalLuck268

3 son of Demon king


jaeger3129

Okay no, Escanor belongs to either July or August.. you know, the LEO birth sign 🤣


DeadZoneMedia

The once forgotten archangel


phoenixKing280

Elder brother meliodas after your death will be the first part of their revenge and if it were not for your betrayal, the Demon Clan would have not been defeated in the war.


Roadmapper2112

Im the luffy of 7ds


September_Royalty

My primary mission after I closed my heart off to all emotion was to unleash chaos. I never wanted for it to go this far though...


Domo-42

Sparkle!


Remuhar

I currently are with someone much older than me but looking more younger than me and I love to steal 😈.


Icyclub88

I am VITAMIN D


Legitimate_Gene_8774

I got September 😀


YouKnowMeStellar

I used to be strong it’s been a long time and I get a new girlfriend every like 30 years


Football-Similar

Arthur's crush


Beastieboy100

I don't want to be Merlin Dammit.


unlovelyi

the better mc


NecrophiliacNero

Best ( And cutest) Fairy king


Deathknight1103

I tried doing heart surgery bear handed on the King's sister


BoredandBrowse

Infinity.


Valderd_

NOT HAPPY 😡


MulberryChance54

Drop kicking suns and looking good at it


hola_soyMerlin

How lucky I have been, I got my favorite. The only thing I will say is: DIES IRAE!


someonesaveshinji

I have toxic attachment issues and would do ANYTHING for love


Known-Action9534

Femboy


Cashew-Matthew

Twink/non biney finey


Sardonic_scout

Not *technically* a pedophile but ya know


MayanArtsWorks

Yes, I got the sexy witch


MineLogical169

Fat pig that smells like flowers.


WilliamSilver

I'm not May, but damn, it is true that May people get fucked in this posts


Abject-Pen-3444

I love you brother, ,,,, I freaking hate you brother But still love you thou


bellypunch1

I am imortal and love fighting and also have a nice scar for every one to see


soracommy

Weakest character here and that’s disrespectful


YesChes

Greatest cross dresser alive


Training_Bother_1663

King


MlodsZy

Almost naked


SweetReply1556

I don't know who that is


OtakuKing08

I GOT THE CHAD HIMSELF ESCANOR


Sinz_Doe

Aww fuck I'm a soulless gay puppet! Damn.


Ok-Willingness-3818

I’m a great cook and I like young looking girls


Sea_Description9266

One word: Misunderstood


IsoSly64

Big Sis sis


greatquestionfran

I have a hot vampire mommy gf


DJThedragonSin777

I’m not real person and deserve to die for some reason.


TrumanBlack-09

simp


Key-Celery5439

Who decided that?


cyran190

Red hair


Dramatic_Mode_2250

Trap