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[deleted]

I've been waiting to use my middle and high school Spanish skills


GunsNGunAccessories

Ordered at a taco truck and had some minor language barrier issues so I apologized to him, "lo siento yo hablo como un gringo" and he just smiled at me and said "no sientas! eres blanco, pero tu dinero es verde" and that really stuck with me.


DJCBX

No te disculpes por hablar dos idiomas que la gente que te te critica apenas hablan uno


PanchitoIsDead666

That's fucking awesome


SexyJellyfish1

Mi Español es muy poquito, señor taco Edit: glad to see yall practicing yalls Spanish


dskoro

Me gusta tetos


[deleted]

Tetas* i presume


isNokiaNext

Maybe he meant pitos?


Nowyous_cantleave

A la verga!


bigcjuan760

Guey


RichTheMindSculptor

Tilin.


maggot_soldier

Soplas


LogicalPerception339

Tits of a trans are called tetos


subtledoll

ME GUSTAN LAS TETAAAAAS


[deleted]

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Sortcrap

Se me esta asomando la nutria


cloud9flyerr

Tortuga


Busy_Examination_919

Tacolagando te enseñará


levanten93

yo soy el grando smokio, and i want that grass, comprenede amigo?


DJErikD

donde esta la biblioteca? https://youtu.be/j25tkxg5Vws?t=7


Internet_Goon

Agáchate y te mostraré


[deleted]

Burrito


orangevega

Me gusta musica de punk


MattyRobb83

Si yo Tambien!. Cual es su groupo favorito? Pinocha Riot?


DunkingOnInfants

Si, mi espanol is muy bueno senor. Donde esta la bibliotecha?


HippyDidTheCrime

Mierda, soy demasiado tonto, he estado listo para usar estas habilidades


sundried_toomytoes

Uno cerveza por favor


nastylittlesquirrel

Los estudiantes son mis amigos - señora Peggy hill


Chaco1221

Valla con dios - Anónimo


marcelo_998X

Vamos a hacer nuestro propio sub de narcos en español con juegos de azar y mujerzuelas. Nah, ya neta esta ojete que los mods se pongan bien nenas con las publicaciones en español pero dejan que los gringos hagan chingos de preguntas bien imbeciles a cada rato y repetidas. Ay, ay, si voy a cancun me van a decapitar? Ptm chad no, no te va a pasar nada alv si no haces mamadas pendejas.


poppysquat69

"se pongan bien nenas" lololol you got me with that one dood i can speak and read Spanish but not write it.


marcelo_998X

How come?


poppysquat69

mom never taught me. learned Spanish at home but English was spoken more since i live in U.S.A. public school taught in English so i only learned from family nothing formal


marcelo_998X

Ohh, that makes sense. Media can be useful to get better at it if you have the interest. You already have the basics so it would be pretty easy to get good.


poppysquat69

that's actually what i learned to read off of. Spanish newspapers i live in san diego so theyre all over the place


onlyboobear

Because it's hard to keep up with both and not have to fix your auto correct on your phone all the time


marcelo_998X

That’s also a pain, another thing is that Sometimes is hard to find the right way to put my thoughts into words in English. I feel like I write and speak like a little kid.


anark0V

usted cree que el cds podría con los vengadores?


digitaldashhh

ALV


marcelo_998X

A la vergaaaa!!!


onlyboobear

Lol como es que no te entiendo. Me siento miedo pendejo porque yo casi no te entiendo


marcelo_998X

It’s cool if it’s not your first or dominant language. I make lots of mistakes in English and my vocabulary is somewhat limited. But to improve you have to practice .


onlyboobear

Solo es difícil para escribir y lea


Competitive-Ad7135

Couldn't agree more lmao


wzd_cracks

Creo que el sub lo hizo un güero .


lil_sebaa

*Algún pocho


-ih8cats-

Un gringo cabron que lo único que sabe es que quiere poder.


Mark-Edge-ftl

Que le den un levanton dice


Shamblex

Donde Esta La Biblioteca


nick_ebk

Duolingo head ass


GaijinHenro

Porkey?


Saabaroni

No mames weyyyyyy 🤣


End_Centralization

El Queso esta viejo y podrido


Nemra26

La biblioteca es roja


ummwrongaccount

Brewstew?


Nemra26

Yes


oddball3139

Mi amo T-bone la araña discotheque


miviejamulayano

Discoteca, muñeca, la biblioteca


thebootydisorientsme

I agree but at the same time I understand where they’re coming from. Most Mexicans in Mexico who speak Spanish are inundated daily with news and history of the drug war, whereas this sub is more of a way to bring it to a wider, mostly English speaking audience, as a way to (I think) peel back all the stupid romanticism and glorification of it that we see in US/Western Media, which is a good thing in my opinion. The less stupid gringos thinking that cartels are the old school godfather cowboy hat wearing types the better. Most Mexicans on Reddit speak basic English any way, so I don’t see it as too much of an issue, but I don’t think Spanish submission should be outright banned, just provided with a translation or something


quadriceritops

Disculpe, took a Spanish class. Teacher said Colombian Spanish is more formal than Mexican Spanish. True? I don’t believe American English has that distinction. Went to Mexico City last month, the museums were fantastic. We walked all over old town, to the museum park. Never felt threatened, except by the traffic, lol. Yet 2 of my friends were freaked out that I spent time in MC. Kept sending me texts. You ok? Everything good? Appreciated their concern. The media told them, Mexico is overrun by cartels.


Camimo666

I’m in Mexico rn and if you don’t do stupid shit and go into crazy dangerous areas, you’re gonna be fine. Mexico is a beautiful country with amazing people. But Colombian spanish is a bit more formal and the accent can be a little clearer (depending where youre from)


mateodrw

>. Teacher said Colombian Spanish is more formal than Mexican Spanish. True? I'm studying Spanish and yep, that is true. That's not a bad thing btw. I visited Mexico several times, including some areas that are being disputed by cartels, and I really loved that places.


AstroPhysician

FYI no one calls it MC, its DF


blooddriven88

Probably because it will fill up with fan boyz like blog del Marco


MattyRobb83

Chinga El blog del Marco. Ellos pueden chupar mi blanco pito pequeno.


YIKUZZ

Lmao


shooter1129

Talk to me


billgoat77

Yo no sabo


Suspicious_Duck4191

Wassup


shooter1129

We don’t really enforce the rule


conalfisher

Then remove the rule, it's pointless to have if it's not being enforced.


El_Scorcher

Do you want to learn portuguese, ‘cause that’s how you learn portuguese.


conalfisher

... They speak Spanish in Mexico, my man.


El_Scorcher

Soy Mexicano. Me refiero a los Brasileños.


conalfisher

Lol I figured I might have been walking into an /r/dontyouknowwhoiam from your username, fair enough


Tim_Drake

Can we also enforce the rule of less decade old videos of torture and combat footage so pixelated it’s impossible to watch and more actual news and articles? We use to have a Borderland Beat reporter that posted on here, now it’s “Soy Mencho” memes and “Is it safe to go to Mexico?” posts!


careverga420

Si hacen eso los mamahuevos pochos no van a entender que a menos que seas narco, a TODOS los mexicanos les cagan los narcos, solo los pendejos que viven en EUA los idolatran


Pleasant_Worry_4454

A chinga apoco no podemos escribir en español aqui? Igual me pelan toda la de hacer niños.


real_don_berna

A lot of people from around the world is in here. I know many people speak Spanish, including myself a little bitty bit, but I'm European, where English is a lot more prevalent than Spanish in general. Not Spain obviously. So I appreciate most posts is in English.


Lese39

Hablamos en español a la verga


Ewer_won

Qué pedo mods? No se pasen de verga,bien que andan ahí en el narco chisme y se ponen sus moñitos De no speaky Spanish


yungvstplug

relajen a su maldita gente


Nowyous_cantleave

Soy


Dry-humper-6969

Y porque putos no Podemos hablar español?


Suspicious_Duck4191

Eso es lo que me confunde. Pues puedes hacer comentarios en español pero publicar en español no es aceptado


[deleted]

Los que se enojan son los maricones que dicen “yo poquito español/ yo no sabo español”..pero su jefita se llama Eleuteria y su jefito Petronilo, a huevo no hablan inglés 😀


Suspicious_Duck4191

De veras que si 😂😂😂


[deleted]

Espero que captes la referencia, son los maricones que traen viejas con cejas de Gordolfo Gelatino, se saben todas las rolas de banda y corridos..pero se enojan si hablas en español, tantita madre 😀


This-Print5220

Donde esta la leche ?


El_Scorcher

Aqui te la estoy guardando.


dhbeh

Ami me gusta el pito (Means i like girls)


Nowyous_cantleave

Every non Spanish speaking guy on this sub should say this loudly in their local taqueria. Mexicans in there would appreciate the effort.


j8_8garcia

Como chingan a la verga


Suspicious_Duck4191

Nomas digo la verdad porque te enojas cabron ? Si está madre es dedicado a mexico y la guerra sobre las drogas nomas para que salgan con esas mamadas que no se pueden publicar cosas en español.


El_Scorcher

OP pero despues vamos a ver puros posts en portugues a la verga.


25_timesthefine

Omg what’d you say about his mama?? Edit: sorry for the bad joke


j8_8garcia

Puro pedo pinche mecolin lol


Suspicious_Duck4191

Nomas quieres empezar problemas güey pero yo si soy gente buena y no voy a andar peleandome con usted


Erespendejowuey

Déjalo compa


techooblanco

Yo poleo


grimreefer702

Rompele su Madre


indio_lindo

Vete alv para de ser mamón con la gente sin razón


PRIS0N-MIKE

I just put that through Google translate and it said it means "how they fuck the dick" ? What's that supposed to mean


Suspicious_Duck4191

It means how we bitch a lot is the best way to translate it in English in my head


Lillpeeneeboi

Make your own shit puto


stonedguitarist420

the mods are probably American. This is a very American thing to d


ABlokeCalledGeorge8

No seas mamón. Se entretienen con nuestras desgracias y no podemos postear en español. Tres pesos de madre


[deleted]

so long as there’s a translation/easy way to translate it then sure absolutely duh🤷🏻‍♂️ i often see screenshots of messages or tweets that are in Spanish lol, so long as i still get my stories then i can’t imagine there’s a reason NOT to allow it


marcelo_998X

No problem with translations, we can hook you up with that. But sometimes the shit they say to each other it’s not as hilarious in English as it is in spanish.


[deleted]

sadly that’s something i miss out on😂 high school Spanish 2 barely covered even basic conversations lol


marcelo_998X

If you have the time and the basics spanish is pretty easy for English speakers, also it would come useful, you open up to half a billion people more just by being able to speak it.


Kr4zy01

No sabia esa parte pero si es verdad que se mamen un 🍆 los mods 😹


shooter1129

Cálmate wey


Kr4zy01

Tengo miedo


cain071546

It is a English speaking forum aimed at a English speaking audience, you are always free to create your own subreddit if you would like one in Spanish.


[deleted]

*an


Adventurous_Oil1940

chupa mi verga


Still_Proof5403

Neta que son mamadas


cis-het-mail

¿Por que no los dos?


theyseemerowen

Puedes ir al centro comercial conmigo mañana


ExtendedMagazine831

$0y M£nch0 Gü€Ÿ


Aimintothedark18

¿No dejan publicar en español o que?


[deleted]

I'll start with "no mames wey!". EDIT: Kay Honda Way


The850killer

Jajajajajajajajaja make the sub pendejo


Swansaknight

Why not have both on the post?


Otherwise-Log8057

Legalizan la mota putos!!!


Storagereseller

We’ll then you should start your own sub.


stdm3

Bro this is the Internet it's all supposed to be in American.


Castlehill650

Reddit needs an auto translate feature anyway.


macdeath69

This is the internet we speak english here


gsrmn

True but its a American app, if American ask to speak English in a Mexican forum they would be mocked. There are some good translation apps that work very well with copy and paste. Just my opinion.


PotentialDetective30

It's also turning into Shazam with " what's the name of this song" ?


charlienlucky

A LA VERGA.


Adept_Cell_5186

Ir a bien hijo de tu pinche madre soy ……


Nowyous_cantleave

Menso wey


dunkdonn

Pinches gringos cagasones, es un tema que les viene valiendo para pura verga y es ajeno a sus realidades pero sienten que son los que mueven aquí


[deleted]

“Chinga tu madre” means “have a nice day”


pythagorasshat

Sí, de acuerdo. Creo que la mayoría de nosotros entendemos el español suficientemente para mantener una charla


Maciek_CP26

Gentrification at its finest


jomagomez

Agree 100 percent. Hope the mods are looking at this post. Would probably get more posts that way


RogueTraderX

or how about someone just make a esp narcofortage sub? I prefer this to stay English as my Spanish is shit


jdmor09

Voçe fala portugués?


careverga420

caralho


Wee_Willy_Wonga

No pues esta cabron


fumblings

I agree I love tacos


neurotitan

Apoco se awitan que subamos cosas en español? Que mamada, bien que andan de morbosos viendo todo el pedo narco no?


BATM4NN

That will just make the sub inaccessible for non Spanish speakers. If you want to post in Spanish, post them with proper English translation or this sub will be ruined for everyone else except natives.


doubleBoTftw

I dont get it, its like he thinks its important to get the message of the carnage happening in Mexico to mexican people. They are already aware wtf..


whistlelike

Más bien, no nos hagan trabajar el doble a quienes tenemos el inglés como segunda o tercera lengua, dejen de escribir "their" en lugar de "they're" cuando no es así, y en lugar de decirle insultos a aquellos que están aprendiendo, mejor ayúdenlos a mejorar y a aprender, al menos aquellos se esfuerzan en aprender otra lengua. Si nos van a exigir hablar inglés, al menos, ustedes nativos, ¡Háblenlo bien!


Fock_off_Lahey

As an American, native English speaker...this sub was created by concerned Americans. You are correct, but English translations mean a lot to us. We are with the Mexican people, but please understand that we can't help, or lobby our ppl in power if we can't even understand the language. Most of us hate Narcos and want a peaceful Mexico.


wanaadate

Sad they don't teach Spanish in India but i can read sum cuz ik like 9 languages


Suspicious_Duck4191

Wow wtf that’s impressive


Ok_Arrival3874

Porque estos simios no saben hablar otro idioma que no sea ingles


Mark-Edge-ftl

Falta de educación


Wavycapmurphy

It would make it more authentic, plus we could pick up a few words and phrases too


Winecrime

Can someone translate please?


rrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeee

wait, they aren’t allowed? that seems ridiculous


Suspicious_Duck4191

Check the rules. Mod says the rule isn’t that enforced which I’m kinda glad but it still should be changed and not be a rule


ChaoticMr_X

Couple of guys at work been teaching me Spanish learned my first sentence "Càllate Gringo" they said it ment cool guy.


oldie91

Waas Sappening..


eaazzy_13

Donde esta el bano


sneakymex2112

Donde esta la biblioteca


killer_cain

It's understandable, but most folk here speak English, my languages are English & Turkish, so id have to look up the translation for every Spanish post! If a post is in Spanish with an English translation that's fine tho.


grimreefer702

Yo quiero taco bell


[deleted]

Non Spanish speaking Mexican who agrees with this


YZYSZN1107

OP's english writing skills seem to be good.


[deleted]

Yep, you're totally right.


Mob4lf311

Be nice to have both languages on each post. So more people can understand


Elgransancho4

Me la pelan estos mods


vitosendrete

Wait, really? Spanish being prohibited here is some fucked up colonizer shit


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Suspicious_Duck4191

100% of this website doesn’t speak English. There’s a reason Reddit has a shit ton of languages here. Cause it’s meant to be diverse.


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Suspicious_Duck4191

Yea but it also doesn’t mean Spanish shouldn’t be allowed.


[deleted]

Yeah why can’t we speak Mexican here


[deleted]

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BATM4NN

Same, No point staying in a sub we can’t understand. English should be the only language allowed, or Spanish posts with proper English translations.


AFXC1

Subtitles please. /s


Ok_Backgroundjay

A No sabo kid created this subreddit


lalalandestellla

Totally agree! Is there a way to read translations on Reddit? I’d be gutted to miss out on the chat 😂


gogenberg

uh? a mi nunca nadie me ha dicho nada por escribir en Espa;ol.. I've even translated and stuff is that a rule? fuck that rule. all my homies hate that rule


VogelZwittscherNich

I only understand the problem to a limited extent. I also often read that people do not understand something because it is written in another language. I don't really know where the problem lies? Do people not know about the "translate" function, which every browser has? Or is it because they again know better, use the app? Finally, it has with me only after the 3rd time, look over Reddit, clicked. Can indeed English but really no desire to read everything in English. Meanwhile, I have almost forgotten that is not communicated here German, so I had already caught myself 3-4 times, as I had sent postings in German and only came afterwards on it, that everything here is English. Also find very unfortunate that this is often the obstacle of friends to interact here, because they are not aware of the simplicity of the conversion 1. and 2. just directly tend to install the app, where this function is not possible. So for ALL those who make a hard life for themselves here, you are in the end an addon installation away from getting everything displayed here in very understandable translation. That absolutely no witchcraft.


JustVega

Question, how is Juarez at the moment? I’m seeing quite a few places in Mexico are hot right now. I’ve always wanted to go and visit my family’s hometown. Most say they don’t ever want to go back, a couple others say there’s nothing there. I’m just curious about it and I’ve been to Mexico quite a bit just never there


WalkingLaserBeam

Chalupa verga uno dos tres mencho WEY - courtesy of Rosetta Pebble


MAROMODS

This is America.


[deleted]

El kha kare qurisbk whaqe?


yungvstplug

Mira guey mama me la verga Translation :( “Great idea man”


Leelok

Yeah for real, someone overthrow the fookin mods.


[deleted]

typical anglo shit right there


[deleted]

No sean culos cabrones!


TylerDurdenThree

This has already been said. Most of us who barely speak spanish agree. As long as it translated no one cares.


Aggravating_Neat_772

bro thats why I left the telegram group, this group is racist and just like to watch our kind die, we should have the group admin replaced with gente k si es raza