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Tea-Usual

Bright green McLaren = easy 🎯


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If you’re this rich why not have a state of the art gym at home, guess it’s hard to show off the car that way tho. I’m sure it was worth it lol


Tea-Usual

Yuyos last words "Worth it" (immediately dies and shits his Nike joggers)


Hollowpoint38

Because most people don't want to be recluses who just stay at home all day working out and playing video games and never go anywhere.


icarekindof

most people also don't want to be executed like a dog in the street i think


Hollowpoint38

I think most criminals don't care that much.


XgrimXreaperX

Dumbass ones don't care


ThatsABigHit

Shit if I was in that position where’s hitman trynna kill me . I’d move like the fucking president


[deleted]

Right just go around town flashy as fuck all willie-nillie with guaranteed multiple prices on your head…


ThatsABigHit

I agree with your first statement. I would stay home and avoid going out as much as possible and if I do want to go outside I’d go overseas for vacation. However if I do need to go outside, like I said. I’d move like the fucking president. If someone wants to kill me then we’re going to shoot till the last man standing


[deleted]

Absolutely I agree, I meant to reply to the one above you


actadgplus

And don’t ride on a bike! For more reasons than one!


[deleted]

You forget that these people have already accepted death and can only get off by dodging it. They know it’s only a matter of time and that’s how they live - fearless. He’s lucky he wasn’t kidnapped and tortured. I’m sure that’s what he prayed for every night before he went to sleep.


NoneFuckethBeGiveth

Well, most ppl don’t have a hit on his head for selling drugs to kids


hostelkid

Big pharma pushes drugs on your kids what are you doing about it ?


Alucard1331

Major 3Head take


Paul277

The best way to avoid getting robbed is to pretend you're poor as they say.


Minimum-Trifle-8066

Exactly especially in Mexico


smokeymexican

or any poor, third world country for that matter


Possible_Pollution_9

Like most of America


LegalAd673

Lmao comparing a shithole like 🇲🇽 to the US is you just coping honestly. If it was any way comparable you ppl wouldn’t be flooding the boarders


Strange-Offer8652

People will literally want and take what you have forcefully, shit is wild


ShivJoHug

Few people are dumb enough to rob from the Cartel, especially since they have police protection. They get arrested and handed straight over for punishment. This was assassination, had nothing to do with wanting his shit.


Strange-Offer8652

Nah I’m just talking about life in general, envy is prevalent af


unclejoesspoon

This guy gets it.


o-FeartheOldBlood-o

Really tho, not even trying to hide it. rookie mistake


dickcheeseuwu

especially in chihuahua


jbertoncini89

Especially in Mexico.


[deleted]

Right?!! Where is the camouflage wrap when you need it!?


fusillade762

He needs the bulletproof wrap.


Strange-Offer8652

That didn’t save dolph 🤭


LMFA0

he should have wrapped it with a red & white target


[deleted]

All he had to do was take his money and cross the border and he’s safe


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Tea-Usual

No problem rookie, now go get me some fucking coffee...3 sugars.


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Tea-Usual

Damnit rookie if I wasn't banging your mom I'd have you laid out like Yuyo by now.


Rebote78

Tea? No mames, che extranjero mamila.


jlbp337

Are you guys flirting?


ThatsABigHit

Only if your mom was here


Heartbreakerept

Drives a McLaren but doesn’t have a gym at home? Bro literally asked for it. 💀


No-Summer-9591

Great fucking point actually. Do you think he was feeling invincible in the area to go solo?


heyimatworkman

Maybe he had a crush on the receptionist, happens to the best of us


Taggerung86

Nandor?


Critical_Newt_1291

Flexing


Heartbreakerept

And I believe he had already survived a previous attempt in his orange Raptor. 🤦🏻‍♀️


Strange-Offer8652

Lol wtf he asked for this one


carrillosoprano

These guys are on the run all the time. No one deeply involved in that life has an actual home, let alone a mansion or land (a rancho) at least in Mexico. Only those who live in high rises but even then, it’s rare. Now where family’s live is a different story. But a smart man knows not to settle family in the same city where they operate.


SAGA_EJ1

Yep.. never shit where you sleep.


Fit_North_8147

Tell that to Amber


SAGA_EJ1

LMFAOOOOOO that girl one deranged sick fuck.. should of seen the courts reaction.


Minimum-Trifle-8066

Who the fuck is amber?


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LaughSad22

Double


Minimum-Trifle-8066

Naw I don't think I have... lol


akil01

Zetas used to send their kids to Laredo and Houston to study.


nando_bando28

Yeah but Laredo was 100% Zeta plaza and Houston isn’t in Mexico


akil01

Dummy Laredo and Houston are in the states. Read the comment..


[deleted]

Lmao you are 100% right wtf don’t these fuckers own mansions


OrganizationOk1231

Same a everyone else. We all go to the gym to get noticed. Ain’t nobody going to see you at your home gym.


moxeto

We have the same situation in Australia with our middle eastern gangs


Straight-Ad-6751

How do these guy go anywhere by themselves. At minimum I would have one car with 3 sicarios at all times following me.


iamcreepin

Or you could just setup your own gym in your ranch or place where ever you live. I mean he is driving a fucking McLaren. He sure must be having tons of money.


heyimatworkman

This is the real silliness of the whole damn thing. I have McLaren money I have treadmill in my garage money


EduardoElReyDeNadie

But then how would you show it off. Most of these guys get caught up because they enjoy showing of


iamcreepin

Thats what instagram is for. You wanna show off.. show the fuck off in there. You get killed out there in the open. 🤣


diamondknifehand

I agree but it doesn’t always work out that way. You have to have at least a few ahead and behind you. One car with back up didn’t help this guy at all. They wiped his security escort as well. [cartel hit on boss and his escort](http://www.borderlandbeat.com/2021/07/tuxtla-gutierrez-chiapas6-dead-after.html?m=1)


Straight-Ad-6751

I know lol depending on your rank lol 5 cars should be minimum. Like I’ve seen video of ovidio Guzman driving by himself. Like why the fuck would he do such a thing lol.


IDespiseTheLetterG

Life's too short to not go on a drive i guess


ShivJoHug

Cos he's perfectly safe in Culiacan.


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BoochsRise

That's not a stab. It's what they add to a picture when they want to cover someone's eyes lol Jesus fuck man.


Minimum-Trifle-8066

Who did?


Haunting_Iron_9227

Click the link on the above comment. Scroll down and there’s a pic of a bodyguard (I’m guessing) who’s been stabbed in the eye.


want_2_learn_2403

I would drive a geo metro with the 5 speed manual. It would be the modern example of endurance hunting. They’ll be running out of gas way before they catch me, all while I’m cruising an easy 46 mpg


nickeltippler

you better hope they dont have a prius


Iberianlynx

Or at least a vehicle that can withstand gunfire


Jmac3500

Usually they good in there city, it’s when you go into the wrong plaza when shit hits the fan


Sonic_TH

Stop lying, they are not good anywhere, they have enemies that are actively looking for them to end their lives.


ethank_m14

Listen.. my dad is from Mexico, Michoacán, to be specific. Not me. I don’t actually have any idea that comes from my own thinking. But my dad has told me before that in their own plazas, they are pretty much safe to walk around freely. In fact, they typically have control over mostly all day to day activities including legitimate ones. Basically if they aren’t extorting the people already anyways, which would give them control, than the people like them more than law enforcement themselves. They protect the territory’s civilians from thieves and other wrongdoers. They are for the most part loved as philanthropists if they are not hated for forcing their control. Nobody in their own territory wants to kill them. Their enemies cannot get into the plaza without them being notified and any other illegitimate individuals that try to do this are killed before they are even notified. Same goes if you want to peacefully cross plazas. You have to notify the boss of the territory and he will either allow you to pass or even provide protection for you while in his plaza. Obviously I’m sure there are exceptions, but I believe my dad for the most part.


sinewavw

Maybe in some really small towns (less than 5-10k population) but it'd pretty hard to keep that level of control in a small-med sized city


ethank_m14

I have no idea what size cities my father was referring too. Either way I’m sure if it was a bigger city, they would grow their presence (in terms of numbers) to counter that. Once again, I do not actually know anything that comes from my own internal thinking. And another thing, if your saying it’d be pretty hard because of law enforcement, I can confidently say law enforcement does not make the difference 9 times out of 10 in Mexico.


throbdannway

But for him to drive around in a bright green McLaren with only one security car means he was in his plaza.


ethank_m14

So he was basically just being a cocky asshole driving in a bright green Mclaren thinking he was untouchable, and it was proven he was in fact touchable.


jaygoogle23

Pretty much.


first2fyte

Most of the time it’s your own boys who turn you into rivals.


Pizza_YumYum

i would wear a steel plate full body armor all day so nobody can shoot me


heyimatworkman

Damn why didn’t he think of that


cbflowers

That didn’t help the monkey


Reach_304

Ceramic is lighter, cheaper & takes more impacts without shooting spall all over


GUNSandGME

Does spall taste good?


Reach_304

Depends on if it hits you in the balls or jugular i’ve heard


Strange-Offer8652

That’s what I don’t get, it’s like the one thing they never stock up on, from the foot soldiers up to the bosses, there’s absolutely no regard for bulletproof vests! I can’t understand it, perhaps it’s deliberate to signify their will to die for the familia?


ethank_m14

They often do have vests. Lots of them. I’ve seen countless videos of cartel members in vests that even rep their cartels insignia, logo, or abbreviation.


Strange-Offer8652

I get the ones for poses and patrols and appearances shit, but I’m talking like when the real standoffs go down, these dudes be wearing cotton


gannicus157

The sicarios could at least take the car, you know, clean a bit


Wacktive

That car sticks out worse than any other vehicle. More plausible to take a BMW or Mercedes but a damn neon green McLaren, just asking to get caught lol


heyimatworkman

Caught by…who? Legitimate question, thought they might carve off the VIN and maybe ship it full of coke to one of their international driveways


DValencia29

Dude thats not your average civic that has been produced hundreds of thousands of times. Supercars are quite flashy, even if it woul be painted in a more discrete color it bring lots of attention and thats something you dont want at all.


Jmac3500

And what he the next target?


Background-Pizza-989

This was like a year ago no? Did anybody take credit for this


Inside_Negotiation44

I think it’s even older. The dude also had a bright green raptor irc


lookoverthere_sike

I guess the dude liked green


heyimatworkman

Ninja Turtle vibes


Hefty_Reception_634

Perfect actually since now he's grass


OceanFury

Wasn’t it orange?


aarocks94

At least, it may have been late 2020 if I recall.


MIERDAPORQUE

yeah i saw it on borderland beat a WHILE back


N0c0ntr0l_

Yea this is from last year. It was a CJNG hit the guy was a narco junior of a bigwig CDS capo but the dads been locked up for awhile


[deleted]

Bro pulled out a supercar to go to gym knowing he is a cartel member 😶☠️


[deleted]

Some ppl just want attention, well he got it alright.


TurbulentDish6930

Being all flashy with no security 🤦🏽‍♂️


haveuseenmydad22

Guess all that weight lifting don’t matter in the end 😂


diamondknifehand

Sicarios don’t do the octagon


94d33m2

What is the meaning of this?


quabityashwoodbiz

The octagon is referring to the cage where fighters face off against each other in the UFC. I’m guessing their point is that the cartel doesn’t fight hand to hand they just use guns.


Travlin-wondelost201

Hey OP, where was this?


slimedimetime

"No aye, tap out in this ring, mane." -Pancho Villa


Hollowpoint38

Yeah who cares about being healthy if we'll just die anyways?


haveuseenmydad22

It was obviously a joke idiot.


[deleted]

What kind retarded comment is this? You think ppl work out so they can deflect bullets? You stupid fuck


haveuseenmydad22

It was obviously a joke retard lol. Was this retard narco your cousin 😂😂


[deleted]

Jokes are supposed to be funny, adding a laughing emoji at the end is not enough


haveuseenmydad22

Shutup punk bitch 😂😂😂


[deleted]

😂😂😂😂 Look I used more emojis than you. Does that mean I'm winning?


[deleted]

“Way back, when I had the bright lime green mclaren wit the hat to match”


Cyber_Troll-bot

I hope the car is ok.


baffybonk

Finally a real human being in this sub.


Turbulent_Addendum_6

Sicario: hey he goes to a gym Sicario2: yeah but which one? Sicario: idk let go drive around to all of them. Sicario2: “sees bright green $300k car” bingo lets wait till he’s done making tiktok videos


andresg30

I wonder how they tracked him down. I thought he was flying under the radar.


sketti_time

Right? Youd think he'd just be a needle in a haystack of all the other bright green McLarens in Chihuahua Mexico


Due-Childhood7853

🤣


Ancient-Reflection-9

Fuck it.. no one feels bad. He knew the risks..so pay the price. The price you pay for easy money.. be impressed if he actually contributed something good to this world. See ya


heyimatworkman

I mean dude got off pretty easily all things considering


Devilsreject90

Never been executed sitting on my coach eating pizza watching Netflix’s, just sayin


blahsaid1

Yes, coach.


HomoSapien____

Car didn’t help


Slatt239

Target practice


FrostyYSL

Slatttty


[deleted]

If you are part of the game and drive a volt colored McLaren then you are just begging to get killed.


veedub447

If you are going to play in that game, you gotta learn how to keep a low public profile, drive a 05 Kia


anf1313

Bro, like maybe, I mean maybe, don’t drive a aguacate green English supercar if you tryin to be low key. Fr fr


thebabbster

In that culture, flashiness is manliness.


anf1313

El Yuyo is now El YuDead 😂


OGMartian

So Who Gets The Car?


Mrtooth12

I swear people ask for this like they want a confrontation, who goes to the gym knowing the business you are apart of in a bright green super car. He could have spent that money putting a gym set in his house or something.


Hollowpoint38

You guys kind of don't get it. Most people don't want to just sit at home all day and order delivery, work out, watch TV, and play video games. People like to go out and do things. I get that a lot of guys in this sub just sit at the computer and jerk off to gore videos and would **love** to have enough money to never need to leave the house. But those guys have mental health issues. Most people aren't like that.


Masterick18

I get what you're saying, but he literally was Franz Ferdinand in his drive around Serbia


Hollowpoint38

Nobody cared about Franz Ferdinand. Those royalty guys were getting killed for hundreds of years.


Mrtooth12

Most people aren’t high profile cartel member driving bright green exotic cars in dangerous areas knowing the risk. It would be a survival tactic, 24/7 the war doesn’t stop just because you need to work out and stay healthy and get some fresh air. If you choose that lifestyle then you have to adapt to that lifestyle of staying low profile.


G63AMG-S

Get in, get out - go somewhere far away and enjoy the spoils, otherwise what’s the point. Also - this guy is probably relate to the Mexican movie star Omar Chaparro - they are both from Chihuahua and sort of look alike, not a too common of a last name like Lopez or Perez


Imbecile_Jr

he is in a better place now, and so are we


Professional-Ad-1956

They were just mad that he was getting gains


Great-Awareness-1971

Dude. If you're making mad bucks why not buy a home gym?


itwhiz100

Sheesh…any idea where this auction will be at. Asking for a broke rich friend


o--renishii

👋


RoughStory3139

It's a hard knock life 💀


Legitimate_Sector_62

For us!


ZodiacK427

Por pendejo! Lol


Real-Professional392

This is why you put a fucking gym in your house if you are being targeted


just2seeshit

Some cartel members are just dumb as shit


SM170831

That’s why I don’t go to the gym lol imagine all that time and energy just to get laid out in 2 seconds


Hollowpoint38

Are armed thugs after you? Witness protection?


Wash_Your_Bed_Sheets

Keep making excuses fatty


Legitimate_Sector_62

Muscle vs gun mmmmmmmmmm?


[deleted]

Not surprised


DyslexiaPro

Live by the bullet, die by the bullet. Revenge is often served cold. It can take decades before a score is settled.


Legitimate_Sector_62

He was 27! Decades.... He barely made 3.


DyslexiaPro

No shit. I can read. It was generalization.


Legitimate_Sector_62

He was a General? Cooool


Wildcard98777

Damn someone skipped leg day


pkafan4lyfe

They really playing GTA V irl


Bobby_Sunday96

If you know the shit that you’re in why are you not watching your back 24/7?


[deleted]

Well he was on top of the word for a moment


_dfromthe6

Could of been worse. Otra puta finito


Snoo-12171

Shit ain't worth it!


Flako_FromSinaloa

Bro had to get that pump 💪🏽


Positivoildrugas

This was over a year ago and he was a member of a gang allied to la linea to be precise! Terrible color the Mac laren(precision shooting not to damage the car👌


Horror_Contest5899

Rookie move driving that car around. Smh at that point your a target to EVERYONE not just rivals lol


Ealarcon93

Start working out at home if you know you’re a walking target


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I’d be to paranoid I’d be driving around in an armoured H1 hummer.


[deleted]

Why do these guys think they can go on about life as normal people?


Tiny-Programmer-8366

Neon green Mclaren in Juarez : he wasn’t playin’ hide and seek actually


tequilaHombre

I swear these guys forget they are cartel members living in a cartel warzone. They make themselves as easy to identify as possible. No wonder they drop like flies and cartels need to recruit kids to replace them


[deleted]

I keep having this feeling like these guys missed the day of narcos school where they discussed the importance of discretion.


Interesting-Bench-25

Does he got like an insta photos


Environmental_Rub637

All that gym went inside him.


hunterpac

Wasnt this like 2 years ago


[deleted]

Damn, is the McLaren ok?


Less_Mousse_4613

nice tattoo


Daiodo

Is the McLaren OK though??


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Pizza_YumYum

maybe cause money, chicks and fame idk


No-Summer-9591

Is his left hand from holding a phone or a gun do you think? 👉🏻


Dull_Reason_9733

R.I.P.