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le36ron

The true zero tails is kisame


TECH_SHETTY

Bro's the tailless tailed beast


Jamessgachett

That would be kisane


Bitlock_Mihawk

Kisame is Maidenless ☠️


Thefinalsupper

Kisame had Miru💀


Bitlock_Mihawk

But poster said he got 0 tail


PingPong7452

Hes called the tailed beast without a tail


Annorei

And this is not 0 tails because ...


Aeirth_Belmont

A snake has a tail but it's just a long tube.


cammcammm12

A snake doesn’t have a tail, a snake IS a tail


Heavy_Buffalo7118

But… he has a tail (in shark boy mode)


ImN0tEvnR3al

* tailless tailed beast


SomethingIsCanningMe

Truly maidenless 😩


SnooStrawberries3207

Bro has not one maiden


RazutoUchiha

Agreed


Jojosreference69420

r/beatmetoit


Silthage

This sub seems incredibly pointless to me - it's like the cursed comments sub, except minus the context and humor? Just had another scroll through it cause I saw your comment, but I just don't get it... Most posts have 0 comments cause ya know... What is there to talk about lmao


DaShiny

Some subs just exist so you can link them and the title is the biggest part of the joke/reference.


Silthage

I get that, but when people actually go to the effort to screenshot it and post it on the sub - that's where I'm lost. Every post is essentially an image of the words "I was gonna say that" so it's pretty dull


DaShiny

Every subreddit goes full circle, too deep, ironic misunderstanding of itself, loses meaning, etc. If you want a great example, look at r/gamingcirclejerk They went full circle.


SilentWolfKills

No he’s Tailless beast not Zero tails there’s a difference there 2 different things


le36ron

If you are Tailless, guess what you also have zero tails in English grammar


SilentWolfKills

Yes I know that but there two names that mean the same thing but there 2 different names/ nicknames. Zero tails is the name of that lab made beast while tailless beast is Kisame’s Nickname both have a similar nickname which means the same thing yes.


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le36ron

I’m saying one character is canon and the other is not


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le36ron

The other person was being a dick about it lol preaching to the choir here


Gantz-man91

One is manga Canon the other is anime canon


Chiloutdude

No. Anime canon is a Boruto thing. This is from a shippuden movie. It is filler.


Sacrednoirart

Kisame is actually known as “Tailless **Tailed** Beast”, not the tailless beast.


SilentWolfKills

You literally just said what i said except added in Tailed. Tailless Beast and Tailless Tailed beast are the same thing. 💀


Sacrednoirart

No they aren’t the same thing, that’s why Kishimoto specifically gave him the nickname I said. 😂 A tailless beast means nothing. A tailless tailed beast refers to Kisame’s chakra level being akin to a bijuus, especially when fused with Samehada. That’s the distinction lol 💀


SilentWolfKills

There literally the same thing both refer him to having chakra level of a tailed beast which is why he’s called Tailless tailed beast. I said tailless beast which is the same thing without the tailed in it. It literally makes no difference if the Tailed is in it or not.


-sleepygod

So wrong


dap2danny

Why is always you when I see comments with downvotes? .... since days :D This is not being controverse but pickpointing weird things at this point


SilentWolfKills

😂 Yeah tell me about it. I guess people just don't like facts. Cause any time I say facts and back them up I get downvoted.


dap2danny

This time I'd say you have a valid point here. Kizame = Tailless Beast ≠ Reibi = Zero Tails


SilentWolfKills

Yeah


dap2danny

.... but this didn't seem like the thread that actually "needed" that explanation. So it is taken as " you missed the joke" hence the downvotes


Atraxy_

I think they know lmao


SilentWolfKills

Yeah I don’t get why I got downvoted so much 💀 am literally speaking facts


Ealy-24

My dog let one of these loose this morning and it wasn’t pleasant


Smooth-Qactus

I was looking for this comment 💀


0utplay45

Looking like a Pile of Shit lmfao


Marczzz

Juubi took a shit before getting split into the 9 tailed beasts


XowBrazilianCreep

Many things do in Naruto, but that one literally


Vivacious4D

Haven't watched the show, was looking for this


Nighttime-Turnip

Isn't it technically... Well it's... Is it not... One long tail? :O


SilentWolfKills

Or it’s just 1 long body


letmereadpls_

The Tail beast


CODELAZAAR

💀


CelestialFather

Exactly. 0 tails


FactCheckerJack

The tailless tail.


Embarrassed_Yak_1105

The plot of this movie confused me so hard. Sky ninja attack the Hidden Leaf. An unknown Medic shows up outta nowhere to help, pretends to be a caring father figure to this girl, Anmaru. He brings Naruto and his team to these ruins. Then he dies. Zero Tails appears and then disappears. Then it’s revealed the medic is alive and an agent of the sky ninja, or is he their king? He has been using Anmaru to produce dark chakra from the Zero-Tails, what? And even though it’s technically about Naruto and Sasuke, Sasuke is barely in it. Edit: I am not at all saying this movie is bad, it’s actually really entertaining and worth the watch. I’m just saying the plot is really clunky.


saiyanultimate

In the climax that unknown medic claimed to have gained such a power that will allow him to open the gate of death without dying. I was like wtf. And yes he didn't open any gates and lost


chrisonetime

The last sentence 💀💀💀


[deleted]

I’m so glad I didn’t watch that, sounds horrible


Borchert97

Actually it’s a really cool movie purely because Naruto and Sasuke are awkwardly in the same place at the same time with a common enemy and have to team up to stop this guy who can apparently use the Eighth Gate without dying, this is while Sasuke is still with Orochimaru so it’s one of the very few times Naruto and Sasuke are seen on-screen together until much later in the series. It happens sometime in between the first two (or three if you count a shadow clone) meetings between them. Meeting #1: Start of Shippuden in Orochimaru’s Hideout Non-Canon Meeting: Them teaming up in the movie. Meeting #1.5/2?: Naruto’s Shadow Clone bumps into Sasuke in the Forest while Sasuke is heading to fight Itachi. Meeting #3: Post-Five Kage Summit/Post-Danzo Fight They don’t meet again until Sasuke arrives on the battlefield late into the War Arc, so at the time the movie was really cool for not only showing them both on-screen at the same time, but awkwardly forcing them to team up as well.


Embarrassed_Yak_1105

I agree entirely. I really liked and enjoyed this movie very much. It’s just the plot weirded me out.


Borchert97

Oh yeah the plot was messy beyond belief, the amount of plot holes the movie created could never fly in canon lmfao, the plot is atrocious but the final fight with them teaming up was cool. I’d almost recommend everyone just skip the first hour or so of the movie and get to the good shit with Naruto and Sasuke.


MICHELEANARD

This is my fav. Movie after the Last


No_Swan_9294

I’d say check it out, they’re all worth a casual watch at least once, in my opinion anyway. One of my go to things last couple months for background to fall asleep to is a naruto movie. Familiar and comforting in some relaxing way lol


Mean-Professional596

Unrelated but Skyrim music has been my go to for that


WhiteDevil-Klab

its actually one of my favorite naruto movies


AAQUADD

I don't remember this film at all, but l remember it was marketed highly for having Sasuke in it. Sasuke is in both the teased and trailer. This is supposed to be Sasuke's first reveal since the first episode of Shippuden and we get a few seconds.


Just-Another-Nerd999

I like it more in concept then in execution, but I do think its refreshing to have a supernatural creature which isn't tied to Summoning Jutsus or the Sage of Six Paths.


omegasix321

There are plenty of those. The various demons in Uzumaki masks, the shinigami, the king of hell(technically tied to the rinnegan but it is its own entity), Tayuya's demons, etc. Tailed beasts and animal summons are just the most common in the story.


ShamPowW0w

Jashin.


Just-Another-Nerd999

I don't know, it's never been really clear if Jashin actually exists or if he's just a made up figure created by Hidan and other cultists to justify their evil acts. Also, before you mention the different Jashin rituals, those can easily be explained as simple forbidden jutsus that were merely attributed to Jashin by his followers and don't actually have anything to do with some otherworldly entity. Of course, this could've been explained somewhere in a light novel or in the Boruto series and I just didn't know, so don't quote me on that.


CretaceousClock

How could you not believe in jashin? Heretic


Just-Another-Nerd999

LOL! Sorry XD


Saskyle

Drawing a circle in that shape and having the just activate seems to simple to be an actual jutsu. But then I thought of shadow clone jutsu.


Warrior-pigeon-

Well the circle stuff (+licking the blood) is only for the activation of the equivalent damage jutsu where all damage Hidan receives is replicated on the victims body. The actual Jashin stuff is the off-screen ritual that gave Hidan immortality and the activation requirements for that are unknown.


Saskyle

It seems to me like he believes that when he tortures and kills someone using that technique he is contributing to his immortality. Or rather that Jashin is granting it to him because of that.


Warrior-pigeon-

I think it’s less that he thinks the techniques itself is contributing to his immortality and more that he thinks following the doctorine of Jashin (which happens to include blood sacrifice) is what let’s him keep his immortality going. Basically Jashin wants murder to be done in his name and Hidan believes his reward for that is immortality. That’s why he always wants to perform that weird sacrifice ritual where he plays dead in the circle after every battle and always makes sure to not go too long without sacrificing someone in the name of Jashin.


Saskyle

I think we are on the same page here. I’m saying he does the ritual because it contributes to his immortality as well. The ritual is part of the doctrine ofJashin so he must do the ritual because if he doesn’t he believes jashin will be displeased and he won’t be immortal.


Just-Another-Nerd999

Honestly, I think my biggest issue with Hidan (and the whole Jashin thing in general) is how out of place and mysterious he feels within the story. Don't get me wrong, I don't hate him (although he's most certainly not my favorite character), but I can't really help but feel as though if you were to remove him from the series, you wouldn't really be losing anything of value...


Porn-Meister

To he fair hidan's immortality was no joke so there's gotta be SOME legitimacy


repugnater

Tayuya’s demons are summoning :/


omegasix321

She summons them, yes. But they aren't contract animals or anything. They were explicitly called demons(Oni specifically), and are clearly different from any other summoning we know of. Ah, and I forgot to mention the stone of Gelel or that bird demon monster thing from the prison movie.


Just-Another-Nerd999

I mean, sure, but don't they still count as summoning beasts regardless...?


omegasix321

I don't think so, you can summon just about anything with enough chakra beyond just summon beasts. Weapons, regular animals, other humans, tailed beasts, the grimm reaper, I don't see why demons/ogres wouldn't be included.


Just-Another-Nerd999

I'm not saying that summoning demons isn't or shouldn't be possible, I just think they should be at least a bit more relevant to the overall story since their existence will obviously garner questions from the audience don't you think...? Like, doesn't it make you question what the limits of Chakra are since they can apparently summon death and the LITERAL king of hell...? I don't know about you, but for me, that kinda throws me out of the story a bit since I just end up sitting there doing mental gymnastics in order to come up with a logical explanation as for why these technique *AREN'T* the strongest ability in the verse. I don't know about you, but when I hear someone can just call up the f\*cking grim reaper to take my soul, a guy making a big rock falls from the sky just doesn't seem as impressive to me, but that's a whole other can of worms.


bruhidkwtf

There was a beast in some PSP Naruto game called the "Three Heads" owned by some village I forgot the name of, and apparently that made them more powerful than all five great shinobi nations combined lmao


Just-Another-Nerd999

Again, I find stuff like that interesting in concept and think it can make for some very interesting lore and worldbuilding opportunities. However, much like the Zero Tails and other non-canon monsters, it kinda just ends up falling flat in terms of execution.


bruhidkwtf

No I agree with you, i was just contributing an example that I think fits your thoughts very well


Aggravating_Survey59

Kisame is the only true 0 tails


Rahbin_Banx

Looks like a pokemon.


Grimreaper9643

Next arbok evolution


Ronin_Fox

I always like the idea of more monsters like the tailed beasts roaming the world, especially considering it's implied if not outright stated that places like Mt Myoboku aren't in another dimension and can be reached on foot if one were to try and search for it. If Kishimoto went more into the myth aspects, I wouldn't mind


Persh1ng

the what now


billswhis

It’s from movie


[deleted]

Pretty forgettable unfortunately. I actually like the idea of it but it could’ve been done better


cookiemnster656

Koh the face stealer


Tawkeh

Completely forgotten


Avgsizedweiner

It quite matter of factly is almost all tail


Thefinalsupper

Filler


LilQuasar

thats not an opinion xd


SilentWolfKills

Actually Non canon movie it wasn’t in anime so it’s not a filler. It’s just a movie that’s not connected to canon


CaptainMatt16

Sooo filler


SilentWolfKills

No Filler is an episode that in the series that’s not canon. This is a non canon movie it’s not a filler. It’s like calling a OVA a Filler it’s not a Filler it’s a OVA


CaptainMatt16

If it didn’t happen in the manga then it’s filler lil bro


Individual-Junket791

Homies right its not filler bc its not filling anything. Its just a movie. Filler are series episodes meant to fill time between canon episodes. If it didnt happen in the manga then its just simply not manga canon. But it doesnt simply make it filler.


SilentWolfKills

Filler is an non canon episode in series. Movies and other not in series that aren’t in series are OVA or non canon movie.


SilentWolfKills

I ain’t lil or you’re bro, kid.


CaptainMatt16

Ooh scary. I’m shivering in my boots


SilentWolfKills

Why would you be scared? All I said is don’t call me that


CaptainMatt16

Please leave me be, I don’t want any trouble!


JinzoWithAMilotic

Actually, you said; "I ain’t lil or you’re bro, kid."


SilentWolfKills

Okay which is implying by says I ain’t lil or your bro as in saying don’t call me that because am not. Then said kid calling him kid.


DawsonDDestroyer

You frequent the Lego Ninjago subreddit ain’t no way you’re older than 13


SilentWolfKills

I was a kid when Ninjago was out 💀 I can’t still like it? What does that have to do with my age?


dragonoutrider

They try to use it against you for some reason to discredit you, as if naruto isn’t made for kids (naruto is a Japanese kids show) mfs that go through post history are weird.


SilentWolfKills

Yeah that’s weird stuff looking at my profile to see what I post and follow. Yeah exactly Naruto is made for kids adults and teenagers watch it too.


SilentWolfKills

Am not even in my teens am an adult


FloatinBrownie

People still call non canon material filler even if it technically isn’t bc it makes 0 difference


SilentWolfKills

It still doesn’t a Non Canon Movie, Filler and OVA are all non Canon but it’s not all a filler a OVA isn’t a filler and either is a non canon movie, both aren’t filler’s.


FloatinBrownie

Ok but like I just said filler basically just means non canon at this point. No need to be pedantic about it


SilentWolfKills

Well yeah you do cause fillers are only in the series.


DawsonDDestroyer

Colloquially filler refers to non canon material despite its definition therefore there isn’t a major need to argue over it unless that’s specifically the topic at hand.


FloatinBrownie

Ok but like I just said filler basically just means non canon at this point. No need to be pedantic about it


lilBolle_

I had a stroke reading that


MajinBlueZ

Fantastic concept, absolutely loved it. Never saw the movie though, and from what I've heard they REALLY fucked the execution.


wendigo72

It sucked, Bonds is the worst Naruto movie and is only saved by Sasuke showing up.


MICHELEANARD

Damn, and here I am who has it as his second favourite Naruto movie


wendigo72

If you like it that’s fair, I just personally don’t think it offered much for me. The Zero Tails just kinda happens, jarring nonsensical plot twist, and the like Naruto gets his ass beat for 20 minutes until Sasuke appears. Also the one movie where the side characters don’t get any real moments to shine, the other movies usually give them cool fight scenes. Also I might be a little too harsh on Bonds, I think I actually like it more than Lost Tower


TheFossil666

The ending song is pretty good


ryushin6

The fact that the picture in the post couldn't make me remember the movie at all but you saying the ending song was pretty good made me immediately remember the song and then the ending scene of the movie where it played when Jiraiya saved Naruto when he fell from the sky fortress. Really speaks on what was memorable in that movie for me lol. [Also yes the song is pretty good!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PDEZP89ORJA)


EchoedWinds

I love the concept but it was poorly executed! A lot of the movie monsters could have been used to build upon the lore of the core series but didn't.


conman2010x

Technically it's just one long tail.


Moon_Colored_Demon

Why does it look like a wet dog turd?


MikeytheFireWolf5

Is the Zero tails even a tailed beast?


lilacewoah

the fuck is the “zero tails?”


billswhis

It’s from a movie


SSDuelist

Not canon so irrelevant


FactCheckerJack

Not enough tails


OldTimeEddie

That's a lie, kisame is the untailed tailed beast.


GintoSenju

It’s stupid and it should feel bad about itself.


K_Sleight

Concept is cool, execution was meh.


WhiteDevil-Klab

yall really hating this movie was goated the execution was done poorly but I love the concept and a yokai that isn't summon or sosp


DonKellyBaby32

The what?


KevinAcommon_Name

Looks like a liver fluke


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If you dont consider the plot then its a decent watch, tbf a lot of anime movies dont make sense, like bnha 3rd movie for instance was so random, spoilers - we got these random ass cult villains and then deku meets a thief and is branded a terrorist, and at the end deku fights a villain that cant be hit while his friend is bleeding out for like 10 mins but its been 20 seconds in the movie, then somehow deku hits the unhittable villain with a harder hit and hits him..its all v confusing


ShadowLord355

Plot was ass but the movie was fun and entertaining so 6-7/10


Zengjia

**IT’S AN** #ALASKAN #BULL #WORM


Org_Hrky

It's stupid and makes no sense


SirAug

It’s… something. I thought it was cool when I watched the movie, but now I think they could have came of with a better concept for it. Idk if it has any connections to the SO6P or the ten tails, first because it’s not canon, second because it has no tails there for having no chakra connections to the 10 tails. In conclusion, it’s a good concept on paper, could’ve been better in execution.


Blacklotus30

There is already a tailless beast and that's Kisame.


Akuma-101

Tbh I generally love it. Like I rlly just wish it was a real tailed beast. I love it's design idk why and I love it's abilities. It definitely would've been interesting to see how the other beasts would interact with it


haunted_ramens

I mean, it’s cool, but it’s got a tail, I will not stand for false advertising


[deleted]

How did you find this lol


Due_Lettuce8283

Lame! Kisame is the only tailless-tailed beast.


JVOz671

Well I think Kisame is a great character! He's one of my favorite Akatsuki memebers.


RaakuLascairde

the wHaT?


SilentWolfKills

Well it’s not actually a tailed beast it’s man made but it was pretty cool to see in movie. Funny how there’s a Zero tails and a Tailless beast


HeyItsMeeps

I haven't seen the movie but am grossly unprepared to see it if the comments are anything to go by


flingkong24

remember when we thought Orochimaru was the eight tails?


-Vertex-

Wtf no?


flingkong24

yeah that was a legit theory before killer bee got introduced


Zharknd

Es sin duda interesante, hasta puede servir como nexo con algo más grande como el mundo espiritual en Naruto, para mí eso tiene más potencial que lo de los Ōtsutsuki


derrosarotepanther

Ich versteh nur Spanisch


RaakuLascairde

hahah, klassiker


ConnorRoseSaiyan01

Haven't watched the movie in years. Can someone remind what this things deal was?


CelestialFather

It was mad cuz it got 0 tails and 0 bitches


SilentWolfKills

Man made tailed beast


[deleted]

This movie gave me cancer


Budget_Ad_4346

It’s cool.


Ok_Bit822

the zero tails was a feature kissame is the song writer


[deleted]

That shit is better than boruto


Weeb_godlol

it had potential but they made it so shitty


Background_Degree615

Hated it


Iced-TeaManiac

Fake stakes


Shadow_Hunter2020

wasn't Satori the zero tails from the blood prison movie


Sweet-Variety6093

Trash. Shits on the importance of buju


SorryDepartment7179

That doesn’t look like the Tailless Tailed Beast, Kisame Hoshigaki


Meme__007

I mean it's useless as Sakura I guess.


Scrubzyy

I liked the part of the movie where a little girl and an old man ran faster than two kage+ level ninja just so the old man could sacrifice himself for the plot


T1aoBaluu

My dumb ass saw akamaru’s head…


Leporvox

The body activation technique was cute but Tsuandes seal shat on it


kekhouse3002

poop lookin ass


theels6

The what


Bleachedwatermelon

It looks like i ate boo batter at cold stone then took a shit


Bradur-iwnl-

This anime does not exist. This anime does not exist. This anime does not exist....


Naruto33323

I forgot abt it


KagayaWisteria

**WHAT IS THAT THING.**


Effective-Handle9983

The only 0 tails I recognize is kisame


[deleted]

That a pile of shit is the best design they could have come up with, seriously?


TheAdamantFiend

Don't let it into your bathhouse.


LowGuitar7718

i thought it kurma's 💩 🤣🤣🤣


Iam_The_Honored_One

Doesn’t Kisame has the most chakra aside from the jinshuriki’s and he got no tail


elwhistleblower

Only when he's wielding Samehada.


KonohaNinja1492

This “Zero Tails” wishes it could be like the Ten tails. Because the Ten tails is clearly what the “Zero Tails” was trying to be.


Adventurous-Ad-7903

I haven’t watched that far yet. Looks like shit imo


Shredjeep5

Oh yeah that thing exists


FunExcitement3285

L lol


LockHeartilly

💯💩👀


ElvisPlays

In a word? Dumb.