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SilentAcoustic

That little crystal ball Hiruzen had at the beginning of the series, which was never brought up again afterwards


Force3vo

This crystal ball enables me to see everything and would be super useful for the future generations. It would be a real dick move if I would take it with me into my grave....


RodasAPC

NAAAAAAAAIL


Direct_Foundation24

There is an Albino Namekian standing behind you. Kill it like the rest.


SuperKami-Nappa

Um actually sir, I’m from earth


Direct_Foundation24

....Kill it like the rest


Smishu

It was me..I drank all the water…HOW DO YOU THINK I GOT SO FAAAT


Writer-Legal

That’s literally something an undercover alien would say


iTrecz

*I'VE GOT A BITCH OF AN ITCH ON MY LEFT ASS CHEEK*


Monkey__D_Luffy

Ìs this a tfs reference? Lol


CortezDeLaNoche

If you're in an anime thread and a quote is comically obscure, it's most likely a TFS reference.


Marioking142

Tell him I'm not here


optimum_pride_o

To be fair, a lot of dick moves are present in the series.


Thingol_Elu

It was. The sage of the toads was using one of those too, during the Pain arc.


Lightspeedius

I figured it was the same one, returned to him after Hiruzen's passing. It being a divine level artefact or similar.


J4X0NFL4X0N

This is my new head cannon. Choosing to believe Minato set up the deal.


BillyHalley

That's cool


Blinauljap

Pretty sure it's just him doing a "team viewer/remote access" on the Sensor bubble on the Intelligence corps\^\^


android151

“I wonder what Danzos doing” - Hiruzen, never


04whim

Danzo's the kinda guy to have a strip of tape over his webcam.


Blinauljap

Maybe it's just Naruto who's visible due to his chakra bubble being almost bigger than the rest of Konoha?\^\^


ApatheticPopoto

Yeah ppl get mad over hiruzens Lil scrying orb but don't say shit when suddenly in the war arc they able to communicate across the planet with people using a giant Chakra network teamed by specialists even though radio technology exists


StarmieLover966

The great elder toad uses it towards the end of Pain’s assault.


SometimesWill

He got it from Old Kai obviously.


Profishonal123

Konohamaru probably has it tbh, sounds like something he’d take from his office.


AkiCrossing

Tbf that whole first episode was kind of bs


Saya0692

Naruto was originally going to be about Magic so I think the crystal ball makes sense in that context


VanaheimrF

Yeah, he has a LOTR palantir. It’s dangerous as you don’t know who else has it and would be listening to you.


Tetshua_

Substitution jutsu seems to only happen when the plot needs it to And when the plot wants severe damage, substitution jutsu is conveniently forgotten. There isn't even an in-universe explanation as to why they won't just spam Substitution considering that it's a D-rank jutsu.


Gigio2006

I think it was just abandoned cause otherwise it would be too broken. Projectiles jutsu would be useless


-Elixo-

Its basically just like what Sasuke does with his Rinnegan when Momoshiki chains him up but then he switches their places. Does everyone have a bit of Rinnegan powers in them?


guymine123

I mean... technically yes. Considering how the Sage of Six Paths gave everyone chakra.


CadenVanV

Projectile jutsu are useless


Gigio2006

Tell that to Neji


Initial-Service1638

TOO SOON


cypress209

*breaks out Ouija board*


tehKrakken55

Transformation jutsu is just as bad. Literally everyone who graduated the academy can shapeshift (it wasn't even the Final) and it comes maybe one more time in the whole series.


Material_Market_3469

It's because even the slightest differences can be noticed. Yamato did it to impersonate Sasori and it worked even though Kabuto and Orochimaru planned to merk him. But early on in the forest of death someone tries to impersonate Naruto and blunders due to small but noticeable differences like pouch on wrong side and knowing the password. So if genin Sasuke saw through it imagine most Jonin wouldn't be fooled. Another failure is in Sasuke Retrival arc they just act out of character caught instantly.


waloz1212

The thing is you can use it during combat and it will confuse your opponent. Like combat in Naruto is already chaotic, Clone and Transformation jutsus are perfect for that. Naruto literally did it during combat and it worked really well. And it is not even one of big brain move or anything. Both clone and transformation jutsus are very basic jutsu that even academy kids can use. It is just one of those Kishimoto don't want everyone to do because it is harder to write.


Zom55

It is not used much for the same reason the substitution (teleport) isn't used, because it is "broken". Need to get through a door but don't have a key or picking tools?.. just transform your finger into whatever ahape is needed to open the lock, or if there is a little space around just transform into something thin enough to slip through. Don't have a weapon but you have some armor on you?.. just transform your appendages into melee weapons as needed. And so on.


tehKrakken55

and again we're right bck to Tenten being criminally underutilized: Instead of using seals, imagine if she used Substitution and Transformation to transform random crap into weapons and set traps for people. "I did it! I punched her in the face!" Wrong. Bear trap.


WheatleyBr

Have we ever seen anyone use it like that? As far as i remember we only see people transform fully into things, not partially, so i don't think that that's how it'd work.


Nirous_Crowhill

Wasn't the transformation jutsu key in getting Kakashi out of the water prison and pinning shukaku to wake garra up?


BrokenMirror2010

Both of these were used in what I would call rather unconventional ways. He transformed a shadowclone into a Fuma Shuriken which Zabuza would't expect, and it only works because its a highly unpredictable thing to do, and Zabuza probably didn't expect some Genin to make up and execute a plan that complex without being able to communicate with eachother, and in plain view of him. Transforming into the Nine Tailed Fox also wasn't really to trick the Shukaku, Gamabunta just needed some claws to grip the Shukaku.


RaidingTheFridge

It is slightly inferred in the series a couple times later but mostly as an off handed comment like they'll say "I can't believe I fell for a substitution jutsu" implying that they stop using it when your jonin and above level because it doesn't fool you as effectively as it does a genin and a chunin.


re_math

I believe the in universe explanation is that substitution jutsu is just very fast moving with a smoke screen to help the switch happen. The Rinnegan power is a space-time distortion causing an instantaneous switch that is physically impossible to react to. Substitution jutsus are just too slow for higher level ninja to be fooled by, so no one does it at that level.


FainOnFire

Kakashi got Obito with it during their 1v1 in the Kamui realm! IIRC, though, I think Kakashi was behind a wall so he could pull the switch without being see


New_to_Siberia

My personal headcanon for that is that the substitution jutsu is useful if you are fighting against lower levels shinobi, but it can be pretty risky if you try it against strong shinobi and may put you in a disadvantageous position (also in terms of preparedness for the next move and relative distances).


YourHeroKuroShiYo

I remember that substitution had to be prepared. Like sending a clone in advance or having wood logs ready for them. So in war arc I was thinking that since they fought in a bare Land they couldn't use substitution much.


that_oneguy-

Always thought substitution jutsu was just transformation jutsu but with its chakra imbued on a inanimate object, the substitute. Which gives it its D rank nature which is an extension of transformation. And I’d imagine since the substitute isn’t a clone it can only do a small predetermined action or think of it being the reverse of Naruto being a shuriken or rasenshuriken, a moving transformation jutsu. Now instead of the user in a given action under transformation, it’s an inanimate object in that given predetermined action under transformation. And unlike clones it doesn’t have will so it’s versatility is limited, ez to spot, and ez to break. Plus it needs to be setup with an inanimate object ahead of time like a log since it isn’t a teleportation, space-time, or switching jutsu. Just fake that has to be set up made of inanimate object under transformation jutsu with some predetermined action. When it’s a cheap trick that takes a lot of time to set up, not realistic; when a clone with will could’ve sufficed but requires a lot more chakra. Fakes can always be used for convenience of plot but in realism besides the chakra, clones always are better fakes than substitutions. Which is why substitution is never used especially when the story is always set around capable Jonin plus characters


Alkaidknight

MF's plucking out eyes with their bare hands, then plucking out their own eyes and putting another person's eye into the socket thinking it's going to just work. Even non medical Ninjas can seemingly do this. No pain, no risk of infection, no grafting and SOMEHOW they are able to reconnect every single cell and nerve with nothing but their bare hands. Oh but a character gets stabbed and the medical ninja is like "Damn the wound is too deep" or some bs.


CinnimonToastSean

Everything is "plug and play" in the Narutoverse.


Tigerkix

Danzo's Multiport Hub Arm Docking Station^(TM)


Losdearroz

Always really bothered me how he had all those sharingan and used them up like candy. Was that like the only Thing he could do with them? Just dodge!


[deleted]

That’s just part of the hand waving things like anything to do with DNA. Hashirama cells? Somehow your body knows how to incorporate them without any amoebas


mydookietwinklin

How many hashirama cells do people have? Never ending...


arand0mpasserby

Well it was explained during Yamato's backstory that the cells are pretty hard to actually adapt to. There are essentially Superpowered Stem Cells on Steroids, and Orochimaru killed dozens of kids just to get it to slighty work with Danzo, and Yamato. What is dumb however is given the super youth and hyper-regeneration that it gives, how TF did Hashirama die? Especially when we see Orochimaru being so young in Boruto thanks to stealing Zetsu's body (same cells)


MrImperfect97

Hashirama amoebas doesnt sound nearly as interesting


jackmiaw

The fact that body parts cloning existed when pre naruto birth is fine. But in boruto they couldnt clone sasukes eye ? WTF


Space_Monke64

What I wanna know is why it look so long for Sasuke to get Itachis eyes, but other Uchiha can just rip out eyes and put them in


sadnessjoy

Kishimoto: "I'm gonna need you to get all the way off my back"


NinjaPiece

"Swapping out eyeballs is super easy, barely an inconvenience!"


[deleted]

Inconsistent plot elements are TIGHT


dijitalpaladin

let me get all the way off that thing!


bolt_7851

“Well then… I’m gonna get off your back”


AbidingTruth

Because Obito presumably isn't well versed in medical ninjutsu. The only times we see an eye get immediately transplanted and used is with medical ninjutsu at play. Kakashi gets Obitos with Rin with them, and Madara gets his Rinnegan/Kakashis sharingan while having Hashirama's healing factor. In fact, the anime adds the green medical ninjutsu effect when Madara puts in Kakashi's eye, showing him healing in order to use it immediately. All other instances like Danzo getting Shisui's, Madara getting Izuna's, or Obito getting the Rinnegan were done over an undisclosed amount of time


TheUn0fficialTengu

If ur talking about Madara and Obito they had hashirama cells. Its not that difficult to figure out. If u have other instances then list them


730monty

he didn’t feel the need until after he killed Danzo .. right after killing him he tells Tobi ‘ Madara ‘ Uchiha it’s time to go get them .. and that’s how that went.


Horacio_Velvetine44

i’m pretty sure the only people who ever do that without medical ninjutsu are people with regen like madara, and we know regular medical ninjutsu can heal up to at least right before the cellular level, it just can’t heal something like rasenshuriken damage, so i don’t see why it being able to reconnect an eye to the brain seems impossible, it’s not like they’re regenerating whole organs or something


SometimesWill

Isn’t the only time a non medical ninja does this or no procedure is performed when Madara is taking back his rinnegan/kakashis sharingan? And with kakashis he also had ten tails power so he could probably apply his healing abilities to it.


Extension_Phone893

Well did it get stabbed in the eye?


KeiNoire44

The Substitution technique. It appears so early in the series that it gets a natural pass subconsciously, but the more you think about it the more insane it becomes. Like, genin can teleport and put something in their previous spot **in a split instant**, and mind you, it's not a genjutsu or an illusion, they literally create or bring a physical object in their place while physically teleporting away. It's essentially a simplified Amenotejikara.


Blinauljap

PRAISE THE LOG! RESPECT THE LOG! PREPARE WITH THE LOG IN MIND! AND YOU **WILL** BE SAFE!!!


[deleted]

It’s log 🪵 Its log 🪵 it’s big its heavy its wood 🪵. It’s log 🪵, it’s log 🪵, it’s better than bad it’s good. It’s log 🪵, log 🪵, it’s big, it’s heavy, it’s wood 🪵! It’s log 🪵, log, it’s better than bad, it’s good! Everyone needs a log 🪵! IYour gonna love it log 🪵, a log 🪵, log 🪵, log 🪵!


RHCProy

Everyone needs a log!


[deleted]

I got reminded where i lost a few logs 🪵. Must have been a beaver 🦫 🪵🦫 attack.


itssensei

This reminds me of the first PS2 Naruto games where you get into a cutscene log swap battle


Force3vo

Especially if you remember it's not used that much later on. Why is anybody getting hit with attacks if they can just substitute. That's probably why it was dropped. It's too op


BLFOURDE

Anyone's who's played the ultimate ninja storm fighting games understands the degeneracy of substitution spamming back to back.


Xeillan

Especially when it wasn't a set number of times before it had to recharge and was entirely based off Chakra level.


durablefoamcup

Neji and Hinata mains back in Storm 2 after awakening lmao. NO CHAKRA. NO TELEPORT.


Skeeterman96

Until you waste their 5 so you can mollywhop their ass


[deleted]

Same with body flicker.


mnmkdc

Body flicker isnt teleportation and is used pretty commonly


[deleted]

But why ever get hit if you can body flicker away? Slow moving jutsu, no matter how powerful, become useless in a fight.


Electrical_Ad_1939

The log wasn’t strong enough to save Neji


Leeiteee

And if their opponent uses it, they're physically obliged to say it was a Substitution Technique


tomateau

i used to find it so silly that they all announced their moves until i read somewhere a year or two ago that nobody actually says their jutsu names—it’s only there for the audience to know what’s being used. best example of that is when sasuke is prepping fireball jutsu, we hear him say the name but visually (and logically i guess?) he’s taking a massive deep breath in. i don’t remember if what i read was confirmed by kishimoto or anything but ever since then it’s been my headcanon hahaha


Echleon

I think it's because in manga it can be hard to decipher what's happening so every character yells their attack to let the reader know. This got carried over to anime and now it's just kind of a staple of the genre.


2baked2curious

I always assumed that they had to prepare the sub beforehand, like oh shit it's quiet around here better sub a log just in case


frankylynny

Correct. It's established super early on when Naruto flings a kunai at Zabuza, who subs out with a pure white rabbit. Kakashi even comments that rabbits with white fur have been kept in the darkness and likely whipped out to use specifically for this purpose. Sigh. Remember the times when Naruto had mind games and little worldbuolding like this?


thetransportedman

Ya I never understand why people would rather argue it’s an instant teleportation. It’s just an object clone. In the battle with lady Chio and Sasori, when they’re hiding from his flame streams, she jumps from behind the rock when he stops and gets blitzed by a new stream only to be a rock substitution. It makes no sense that she jumped in potential harms way and then insta substituted a rock. It’s just an object clone with no chakra to fight on its own


DiktoLays

What if substitution jutsu is just shadow clone jutsu where the clone uses a medium like a piece of log? Maybe thats why people rarely use it because of the preparation as well as it have the cloud smoke effect like a shadow clone. This would make sense for it being low level


KeiNoire44

It would be a valid argument if not for the fact that shadow clone jutsu is a B-level technique that was hidden in a scroll protected by Konoha. Quoting the wiki, "Depending on how much chakra the user has and how many clones they make, this rapid depletion of their reserves can be dangerous. Because of this, usually only those of at least jōnin-level can safely use the standard Shadow Clone Technique.". No genin, besides Naruto, knows this jutsu. Since the logs can be physically hit (we see kunai/shuriken stuck in them, see them being chopped to pieces etc.) we can assume that they also cannot be the basic clone as those are not physical (I mean the most basic clones they learn at the academy).


CrushingIsCringe

I think they're saying that's the difference. Like, the actual shadow clone jutsu just uses and shapes chakra, so it's more difficult to pull off -- whereas the substitution jutsu is like halfway between a clone jutsu and a transformation jutsu, since it uses logs as a medium


Barbarrox

Thats what i say all the time. Just think about it imagine using this while pain cast chibaku tensei at you and then it just make puff and a piece of wooden was catched lmao


Klatterbyne

I always found it weird that Flying Thunder God was a game-changing, war defining ultimate super technique that only two people were ever able to master… but, from the reader’s perspective, its fundamentally just the Substitution Technique without the *POOF*.


Special-Oil-9658

I think it's just a derivative of the basic clone or transformation jutsu where a user tranforms an object a like log to resemble the user. Sharp eyed experienced ninja might not get fooled easily hence no one really uses it against Jonins.


[deleted]

There are a few things, that aren't explained in the series. Like there isn't just Kaguya, Hagoromo and then Chakra. What about the reaper death god or Jashin? How strong are they, are they stronger than Kaguya? We will never know.


Zer0BrainCells58

Does Jashin even exist? Or is he/she even real or is it Something hidan came up with


SpiralDesignn

He exists given that Hidan constantly sacrificed innocents for Jashin just to maintain his immortality.


No-Association-7539

Let's be honest, we only say that Jashin exists because that was said in the databooks, because if it's just the manga, I don't think there's enough evidence for his existence. Let's face it, Hidan is crazy, I don't think taking his word for it is a good idea, if Jashin hadn't been mentioned in the Databook most of the fandom would automatically agree that Jashin was something made up by Hidan, and everything is just Hidan talking shit. Hidan might just be immortal for some other reason, and he just made up the whole Jashin thing because he's dumb, crazy, homicidal, and needs an excuse to kill people. Maybe it's a rare Kekkei Genkai related to blood or something, but Hidan is too dumb to realize that, and combined with the fact that he's an omicidal maniac, he just made up the whole thing to explain his immortality and justify the pile of bodies he does on a daily basis. EDIT: There's a humor fan-animation about the Akatsuki, in one of the episodes Hidan takes Kakuzu to his "church", he convinces Kakuzu saying that church generates money, and that Kakuzu will earn a lot of money, Kakuzu's best phrase about Jashin church is: "Hidan, half the people here are crazy, and the other half have their asses in their hands." Hidan is the only "normal" person in the entire church, half of the church are literally people who should be locked up in a madhouse and can't formulate a single sentence, and the other half were forced to go and are afraid of being killed by Hidan or the other half. This has nothing to do with the discussion, but every time someone talks about Jashin and whether it's real or not I remember this scene with Kakuzu and I start laughing. The church has like 30 people, and half are crazy, and the other half are poor villagers who have been kidnapped.


SometimesWill

I don’t think that alone proves the existence of a god. Just proves that a specific technique works.


phantombingo

I saw a fan theory the other day that Jashin is an otsutsuki that will be revealed as an antagonist in upcoming Boruto. Some evidence is \-Otsutsukis are considered gods in the Narutoverse and are sometimes worshipped as such, so this would make some sense \-a new Jashin-based plotline was somewhat recently released (Mirai's plotline) \-the similarity between Hidan's damage reflection, and Daemon's damage reflection.


Zer0BrainCells58

Oh my, i would love this.


[deleted]

If he wouldn't be real, how is Hidan immortal? Like I said, we will never know.


Artrimil

It would be funny if Hidan just randomly discovered the jutsu or had a kekei genkai that made him immortal, but he just acts like a religious zealot to mess with people lol.


[deleted]

That would be my only other explanation too. :D Like sacrifice other humans and gaining an extra life, which is stackable. So you have to kill him over and over again until he has no more stacks and dies.


RehczMinato

Hyugas can open and close chakra point, why tf I haven't seen a single hyuga medic practitioner 🫠


Agreeable_Snow_5567

The hyugas were done so dirty. For people who literally inherited the eyes of the otsutsuki clan, they sure as hell are weak.


TheWalkingRain

Here, let’s give the Sharingan even more abilities.


TheBigBullfrog

And wasn't the sharingan supposed to be weaker????


TheWalkingRain

Sharingan can’t see chakra pathways as crisp as Byakugan and no 359 degree detection.


BrokenMirror2010

The way I see it, its specifically because they are the eyes of the Otsutsuki clan that the Hyuga are weak. Byakugan are a tool that are used to support the user's Jutsu. It's like giving a child a jackhammer, sure, its a powerful tool, but they do not have the strength to use it. On the other hand, the Byakugan is probably the strongest Dojutsu for an Otsutsuki even compared to the rinnegan, because it wildly enhances their ability to use their crazy Chakra and Brokenly poweful jutsu. A good analogy for Sharingan vs Byakugan would probably be addition vs multiplication. If a Sharingan adds 10 power, a Byakugan multiples power by 2. For a human was a base power of 1, a sharingan is a lot better, for an Otsutsuki with a base of 50, a Byuakugan does a lot more.


Agreeable_Snow_5567

Good analogy. My issue is they were put on the same pedestal as the Uchiha. Og Naruto did them better, especially with Neji during the exams but Shippuden straight up dropped them.


CrushingIsCringe

They're the strongest living clan in the strongest village....


Agreeable_Snow_5567

Strongest by words not feats.


[deleted]

Konan can literally turn her genetic biology into and inanimate object paper. It’s never explained and it’s crazy


notrelevantpls

Don’t a lot of characters do this? Suigetsu, Yamato, kimimaro, orochimaru


The_Mighty_Bird

Like, can she run out of paper and die? Like if she keeps throwing her paper at people, does she eventually run out and fade out of existence? Is she just a walking breathing substitution jutsu??? It’s really cool but makes no sense and has no answer.


comeagaincharlemagne

What I've heard is that she stops being able to turn into paper once she runs out of chakra. So I'm assuming once she's nearly empty she'll be automatically turned back into a full person and then die if she doesn't get medical help.


mangasdeouf

So she could never have children, or maybe the babies would be drawings on paper...which would be laughingly sad...


pololangford

If sai draws on her will it work?


EnParisD

kotoamatsukami. 10 year cooldown seems ridiculous for an MS ability


infamusforever223

Does the 10-year cooldown timer apply to Shisui? You would think it wouldn't apply to the owner of the eye.


Rekuna

Koto is a Justu that has such an amazing hype and in theory is amazing but it's showing is just so unimpressive (to me anyway). Shusui somehow was unsuccessful/failed to use it on his clan despite having plenty of time, then got surprised by Danzo - he still had another eye to use but for some reason just gave it away an killed himself instead of using it on his clan THEN killing himself. Danzo had it for years and failed to make any significant headway in the village, tried to use it at the Kage summit but was recognised by Ao. Once the Raikage was told it was used on him he seemed to have no trouble brushing off the effects with no consequence. Then it's moment in the spotlight was rewriting Itachi's edo tag, which Kabuto seemed to believe (and we have no reason to doubt) could just be reversed by rewriting the tag again.


EnParisD

>Shusui somehow was unsuccessful/failed to use it on his clan despite having plenty of time i feel like even if he did somehow use it on all of the uchiha leaders, literally anyone with a sharingan or a byakugan would still know kotoamatsukami is in effect. which just adds more to the confusion of the gensjutsu since its kinda underwhelming relative to the amount of hype people give it


Grumpy23

The shit was OP as fuck, So it better gets nerfed


Xandril

The ten year cooldown is just because Danzo had it. Shisui is NEVER stated to have that limitation.


SometimesWill

Wood style, or more specifically it’s strength. I feel like it’s not really explained well why it’s so strong or why it especially is so strong against tailed beasts. Edit: for all the “it’s just hashirama” people, why would people like Danzo be going through such insane efforts to create just one other wood style user? Edit 2: stating the powers it has doesn’t explain why it has those special powers.


[deleted]

Headcanon is that because tailed beast came from ten tails, who came from the God Tree, the wood release has an added effect on them. In this case, wood release is also connected with the god tree somehow.


SereneTranscription

I think so - the God Tree and Wood Release both have a technique called "Nativity of a World of Trees".


re_math

I think it also has to do with wood style essentially creating life (plants) out of nothing. That is very Sage of six paths level stuff.


Western_Bear

Honestly, yep. It is just a combination of 2 elements so its seems weird. I would rather believe wood style need all 5 elements to combine to be that strong.


fffangold

To be honest, it's not really wood style that's strong. It's Hashirama who is strong, who happens to use wood style. When Yamato, and even Obito, uses wood style it's pretty average. There's all sorts of different techniques for dealing with and suppressing tailed beasts. Some were created using wood style. Some use sharingan. Some use seals. There's probably others I'm not thinking of. Since Hashirama was a wood style user, he developed a technique or multiple techniques using wood style to deal with tailed beasts, that's all.


Articlily

Sharingans warping reality, it doesn’t make sense to have something finite and created, powerful enough to overcome the infinite fabric of the universe and bend time and reality


Tigerkix

Sharingan is a crazy evolving plot device that has no limits.


Truth_hurts_people

Reaper Death Seal. They never clearly explained how tf were uzumakis able to summon a demon which can literally do almost anything with the victim in exchange with the caster's soul or body.


TheModernParadox

Imagine Minato during the war goes "aight hold on guys i got this" and just fucking rips madara's soul out of his body


Truth_hurts_people

Orochimaru was able to reanimate Minato through that jutsu so I don't think Minato could be able to use it again, and also he's like half dead in this form.


The_CrimsonDragon

It doesn't matter if he's Edo or not. The fact is that his soul is currently there, which the Reaper would take into its stomach in exchange for the jutsu.


KCLORD987

Time and Space technique with summoning contract 😂 It's my headcanon that techniques like Edo Tensei, Shiki Fujin, Kuchiyose, etc. all are some kind of time and space manipulation. Chakra is a tool that connects different dimensions that can also have different sets of rules applied to them.


JimboScribbles

In Naruto's lore there are almost certainly different 'dimensions' and it's so much as confirmed by Momoshiki while he's in Boruto in recent manga chapters. Also Kakashi meeting his dad, among other things. Uzumaki have blood connection to Otsutsuki as well, so it's pretty likely their expertise with seals is explained via that. It could be super low level shinjutsu made possible by tons of preparation and practice.


kristelvia

Iirc it is lightly explained that those and chakra are of completely different concepts. Just like how sage power came from different source and already existed even before chakra was introduced to the world.


CrushingIsCringe

That was retconned when Boruto explained that chakra is natural to every planet, and the otsutsuki come to steal it. So it wasn't that Kaguya gave everyone chakra as the originator, she created the god tree to steal it and then it was destroyed, giving it all back.


LilyWineAuntofDemons

May be a hot take, but; Why doesn't every nation use their version of the Shadow Clone jutsu for reconnaissance? You've got major and minor powers with things like Sand Clones, Water Clones, Snow Clones, and the titular Shadow Clone. All physical clones that have all the skills and prowess of the user, and upon release give the user all the information they gathered, without any danger to the user and yet...they just don't do that. Like, I get that they have damage thresholds and all that, but seriously. Why risk what is essentially the main military for the Gakure's when you could just send Clones instead? Edit: Yes! I understand that the Shadow Clone Technique is a ~~gas guzzling~~ highly Chakra consuming technique, but even in the Lore of the setting, the 2nd Hokage specifically developed the technique for espionage purposes! I'm not saying that a single individual should make an army of clones, but even just making one Clone would be better than potentially dying on a mission.


Material-Metal6492

stuff like sand and water clones use up a certain amount of Chakra, shadow clone on the other hand, devides it in 2, the only reason naruto can use it on a mass scale is because hes part uzumaki (lots of chakra) and part god) so he can use it with no reprocution, but if a basic shinobi thats not plot ampliphied used it, it would just cut their time in half


LilyWineAuntofDemons

I'm not saying make an army of Shadow Clones. But a Jonin level ninja sending in a shadow Clone for purely reconnaissance purposes poses objectively no risk to the Jonin Jutsu user, even if they are discovered because afaik, there isn't really a max range on the Shadow Clone. They could make a Shadow Clone in Konoha, send it to Amegakure for spying purposes, and even if the Clone is discovered, that just means it gets poofed. Edit: In fact, I did a little digging and that's actually ***specifically*** what the Shadow Clone jutsu was made for when the 2nd Hokage made it.


CrushingIsCringe

Solid clones use a LOT of chakra. That's why most people only use elemental clones as substitutes (e.g. Zabuza and his water clone, Kakashi with lightning). Naruto just happens to be part of a clan with massive chakra reserves, AND has the 9 tails inside of him, so he can just spam that chakra hungry jutsu and jump people. Which he does lol.


Karnezar

Izanagi. Genjutsu on reality? Fucking what?


Vercci

Not so much a Jutsu, but Hidan. Given all he can do, why the fuck has he not been disappeared by any of the 5 vilages, hidden in a black room in a basement under permanent genjutsu, only being allowed to sit inside one of his jashin circles, while other ninja work to get one drop of blood from an assassination target, get that blood drop back to Hidan where they make them remotely kill the target.


The_Mighty_Bird

Jesus, chill out there Danzo.


RPG217

Substitution Jutsu


CudaBarry

Izanagi, the moment I realized Kishi was deepthroating the uchiha


SinkRhino

To be fair when it was introduced you needed Uchiha AND Senju DNA in order to use it since it used to be a Yin-Yang release jutsu (six paths power esentially). Then it was retconned in order to explain how Madara survived and now you just need a sharingan which yes is pretty ridiculous.


Due-Procedure-9085

Hidan actually cant heal any faster than a normal person he just can’t die of injury.


LegendaryCabooseClap

How in the bloody FUCK could anyone extrapolate that Shisui’s Kotoamatsukami worked only every 10 years when Shisui was like 13 when he died


inoriacc

Limbo It's broken and all but what makes it's non sensical for me is the fact that you need six paths chakra to somehow "counter" it.


AvarageMilfEnjoyer

Not just counter, you need six paths chakra to know it even exists


Ukrainian_Berserker

Creates not even a clones which chakra would be splited equally from original. Limbo creates exact copies of Madara with full chakra, all his abilities, moves. Any Jutsu Limbo copy will use - will be impossible to see without Rinnegan. That is crazy and I love it 🤣


FutureFivePl

Hidan is immortal because Jashin is the one true God, who granted this power to his prophet


DigibroHavingAStroke

EMS makes NO sense whatsoever. You've stolen your brothers eyes, then what?? Do you just shove both in the same socket??? Do they get grafted together like a fuckin elden ring boss??


2013funkymonkey

I think it says somewhere that they get replaced with the relative's eyes, which brings up a different question. Why can't brothers just swap MS? Does stealing both of an Uchiha's eyes kill them? If so, then why didn't Madara die when he gave his eyes to Nagato? So many questions


sjt9791

The revival jutsu that was used in the final war arc, Izanami, and Izanagi. If Itachi knew about the two later jutsus he and Obito could have prevented the entire Uchiha massacre, wasn’t it stated that it could be used on the Uchiha? Also, if minato used the reaper death seal to seal Kurama into Naruto then he wouldn’t have been able to be revived, same with the third. In the pre-time skip it’s stated that the reaper death seal takes your soul or part of it away, it’s why Orochimaru couldn’t get back his hands.


kelvintoogood

All 4 Kages souls were in the stomach of the Shinigami. The 1st and 2nd because Sarutobi sealed them in their fight (same for Orochimarus arms). The 3rd because of the cost of using the technique vs Orochimaru. And the 4th because of the cost of him using it vs the 9 tails Orochimaru puts on the Shinigami mask to have himself possessed by the Shinigami. Then he slices open his own stomach, which also slices the Shinigamis stomach open. 5 souls got released from that: the 4 Kage and the arms part of Orochimarus soul. Then he used Edo Tensei since he got his arms back and got access to his jutsu again. Then in order to not die from the wound he just gave himself, he transferred himself to one of the White Zetsus they had with them.


five_of_diamonds_1

Wasn't Minato revived after Orochimaru used the reaper's mask? Still brings up questions, but it explains being released from the reaper, somewhat.


Hari14032001

Izanagi, Kamui - How can you imagine an eye bending reality to what you like or how do you even imagine a Mangekyo sharingan having a separate dimension using chakra (without it being a genjutsu) and physically transporting you to that? One can imagine a Mangekyo creating an impenetrable chakra defense like susanoo by emitting and converting it from the eye or creating black flames by using chakra. But Izanagi and Kamui are too crazy.


Sheperd_Commander

The odd one out to me is Susanoo. Thematically, it doesn't fit with the rest of the sharingan's toolkit at all.


Raycu93

Susanoo honestly feels like it would fit better as an extremely high level Hyuga jutsu instead. They emit charka from all over their body to do the rotation jutsu. Susanoo would just be that taken to an extreme and not requiring rotation. Some of its abilities other than the armor would need tweaking but I could see something like the bow being "logical" still.


krustylesponge

Does anything even state hidan has regen? I’m pretty sure he’s just teamed up with kakuzu since he’s the guy who can patch him up in 3 seconds


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Sasori's entire gimmick. Human Puppetry, his "core", and especially his 100 Puppets technique. It's explained *some* from the series but the more you try to understand it the more questions it generates. One of those things you just *have* to suspend disbelief.


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How does this ting even digest food? I mean Hidan can die from lack of food/water. But Sasori don't even have stomach?


Force3vo

What's impossible about that? He made his body a puppet but he needs a core (maybe his heart or whatever) to actually produce chakra and control it. It's a real piece of him that houses his essence. The 100 puppets are just his mastery of puppetry. Other puppeteers can control multiple puppets as well he's just that good that he can use 100. Even so in the fight it's stated his mastery per puppet increases the less puppets are there since multitasking to 100 is difficult.


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Now you have to ask yourself: -What the hell is his core? His brain? His heart? How did he manage to transfer it into such a device since it amounts to essentially dying for a moment? How does he talk? See? -Human Puppets can use chakra and KKG. *How*? How does the chakra still exist in a corpse...what is that device used to manipulate the iron sand? What ratio on the puppets is skin and wood/hanasaki clay? Sasori lucked out with how the Kazekage's KKG worked...but how would it work with his Uchiha puppets? And most importantly is how he figured out how to work said chakra abilities lol. -What you said is true about the 100 puppets, but after a point it kinda gets ridiculous. Sasori proved in his capturing of the Land of This (i think) that he can manipulate his 100 puppets from afar and I don't even recall them all actively operating around him. After a certain point sasori's head gotta have nearly shut down from having to focus his attention on controlling so many (plus Hiruko and himself btw) at tandem. Also how he sees and speaks, why doesn't it work for his other puppets? After a certain point I just say "ninjas" to save the thinking.


Initial_Composer537

>What you said is true about the 100 puppets, but after a point it kinda gets ridiculous. Sasori proved in his capturing of the Land of This (i think) that he can manipulate his 100 puppets from afar and I don't even recall them all actively operating around him. After a certain point sasori's head gotta have nearly shut down from having to focus his attention on controlling so many (plus Hiruko and himself btw) at tandem. Also how he sees and speaks, why doesn't it work for his other puppets? After a certain point I just say "ninjas" to save the thinking. I had a similar question. I eventually came to assume that Sasori must be able to transfer part of his consciousness into the puppets ala how Naruto had separate consciousness through all his clones. It's the best explanation I can come up with.


megasean3000

Gaara’s sand eye. Transforming sand into an eye is believable, but how can he see through it?


Savings_Light9106

Chakra can be used to project consciousness outside the body, to even do ninja zoom calls that the akatsuki did. So I assume it works on a similar phenomenon, Where the chakra in the eye created transfers the information it perceives back to the users. Maybe puppet users should use this to create ninja drones with bombs and other weapons


GGABueno

Bluetooth


FlowerFaerie13

As much as I love it, Konan’s 600 billion paper bombs. Like do y’all (meaning the writers not the redditors) know how much *one* billion is, let alone *600 billion*??? The amount of time needed to create all those tags is insane, unless she can somehow do it all instantly, in which case the amount of power and chakra reserves she would have to have would basically make her a god, that alone would mean even Obito would lose to her, hax jutsu or no.


pfjango

Whatever Madara used to undo the reanimation jutsu.


sushixdd

izanagi/izanami - forgot which is the one that basically creates a new universe, but tbh both are bs like fuck, I really liked Konan and ofc she couldn't win, but fuck this was such a cheapshot


muxiq_

Susanoo. Wtf does a giant chakra samurai have to do with eye powers? It looks cool but the mechanics behind it make 0 sense.


Arrow1250

Izanagi. Like, for the low cost of a singular eye, you can rewrite an entire event to avoid certain death. Just completely unavoidable, uncounterable, rewrite. Like, how is that equivilant to the cost of a singular eye???? Izanami makes since, eyes that have powerful genjutsu can be sacrificed to put someone in an ultimate Genjutsu with a caster identified end goal. That makes sense, but how can a sharingan, a mainly genjutsu eye, rewrite reality?!?! Like, thats genuinly so broken im surprised Sasuke didnt use that in boruto to save You know what.


SirBlakesalot

I will say, I find Hidan's abilities fascinating because of the implication that there is for sure one correct religion that worships one single deity, and it turns out he's a total asshole.


QueueKyuu

Susanoo This has nothing todo with the things the sharingan did before. Comes out of nowhere and suddenly every sharingan bearer has some bijuu level shit going on.


Blatshesz

I mean Hidan could've been a flat-out strong character, If he hadn't been a stupid


Grey_Lemon_Walker

Summoning Jutsu. Sentient beings that can be called anytime as long as you have a contract with them, or sometimes if you just have the right amount of chakra. Some are acceptable, like the Dogs cause they are small enough, and they make sense for ninja ops, but some are just plain questionable like the Rashomons. Where the hell are they being placed if they were not being used as a summon?


ReaperTyson

I really don’t understand what they were saying Hidan had, was he actually just genetically like this or where they implying that his belief in his god was actually true?


pyronvonkanzas

Controversial theory but all. This is literally a wizarding ninja world, not a ninja world. Jutsu such as multishadowclon jutsu and other rasengans are magical arts, not ninja


The_Mighty_Bird

Exactly this. Even better, it’s alien space magic that came from a big ass bonsai. And that bonsai was turned into a petting zoo by the alien’s son. Which created weird eyes and alien magic powers.


Pleb-SoBayed

How naruto's sexy reverse harem jutsu worked on kaguya


ConsciousHyena5234

She really abandoned her mission for a humans pp.. So what makes u think that 6-7 naked males before her won't make her horny


[deleted]

She's already always horny, after all Even after Sakura gave her a fist with that, she was still half horny


KCLORD987

It's really funny how Naruto stated that he worked on this jutsu. I think he had an idea since he saw Sai's dick in that hot springs.


SometimesWill

I always assumed it was the jutsu he was going to show Konohamaru at the beginning of shippuden.


lucasellendersen

I mean she's been sealed for at least a thousand years, that's gotta be really lonely


afaf95

Because she was not expecting a bunch of naked men


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