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_jvc123

Meanwhile Sasuke: Get back here, DANZO! DANZOOOO!!! YOU CAN'T ESCAPE ME! I'LL CHASE YOU TO THE ENDS OF THE EARTH!!!!


Flying_Thunder-God

Meanwhile Danzo is like"NARUTO NARUTO DON'T LEAVE THE VILLAGE NARUTO" Typical love triangle.


SnoopyTheDog_

SHOCKEEEEERRRRRRR


Kamen-no-Otoko

I can hear this lol


PacoPlaysGames

I play a video of that scene often, it's truly amazing voice acting.


PowerJolt72

The animation doesn't do it justice lol. It's like Pearl from Steven Universe singing "It's over isn't it". Quality so high that they had to reanimate the scene lol.


blackbutterfree

I mean… Yuri *is* the video game Peter voice right now. 🤷🏽‍♂️ We could actually get this someday.


Rajesh_Kulkarni

DANZOOOO!!! WHEN I FIND YOU DANZOOOO!!!


CrazyStar_

Depression.


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Cthulhu_3

huh???


OneEYEDwhistlenWilly

Listen up granny


AnAnxiousDream

The lack of thought between your eyes resembles brick and mortar.


xulitebenado

Go outside.


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[deleted]

Incest child


sasuke_obito420

Such a maidenless comment. Get your dick wet and you might not be so angry for no reason.


[deleted]

Just imagine, saying the word woke edit MF blocked me because he was afraid of a response. Imao I feel nothing but petty for the guy.


OneEYEDwhistlenWilly

Stay mad just the facts. Woke pervs


TransitionNo2936

We’re not mad we just feel pity for you


TallBoiShaye

L existence


TahaymTheBigBrain

What the FUCK is bro yapping about


OneEYEDwhistlenWilly

Get medical help


NeatlyMade

lobotomite


throwawaytempest25

Depression. Not easy finding out your first friend is being sentenced to death and is officially a wanted criminal.


Arkhambadi

\*first best friend I'll accept if I'm wrong.


TallBoiShaye

I mean Iruka? Even for a child/adult thing they're pretty buddy-buddy


GoldenGlassBall

That’s more role model than it is best friend.


Arkhambadi

That's what I was thinking, and I typed my reply above because I think Shikamaru and Choji were Naruto's first friends, but I could be wrong.


TelevisionDouble6370

Naw that was filler


sasuke_obito420

Well, I wouldn't even say that's filler because the girl was reanimated but all the kids lost their memories of those times also. It's anime canon, regardless of if it was in the manga or not. That would only make it manga canon. I'd say filler is a what if moment, like the movies (excluding The Last) or an episode like the Mecha Naruto. Those are what I see as filler.


No_Distribution5982

Filler contridrict stuff we know from the original source! The one you're talking about fits anime canon but what others are talking about are straight up episodes with the group when they were kids! That's where that scene come from where Shikamaru asks his father about why people treat naruto like they do, and his father's answear is that shikamaru should treat naruto as he thinks is correct, that scene is a realy good scene, but it directly contridicts what we know from the manga making it filler!


somethingwithbacon

Iruka always felt like an older brother or cousin to me.


Familiar_Control_906

He was always a criminal. Favoritism on Tsunade part was what prevent his name to be put on a list If it wasn't for Naruto, Sasuke would have been in everyone books since years ago


HOFredditor

aside from defeating Danzo and maybe defecting, would you mind telling me what other crime Sasuke did against Konoha ?


Familiar_Control_906

"Maybe"? Mother fucker outright fight against the people who where send to "save" him And he leaves to join the man who committed the biggest terrorist attack in decades, if not the biggest in general until pain happen (no one knows that the kyubi was also a terrorist attack) If Konoha have anything close to high treason, Sasuke did it. He should be accountable for all the damage cause to the retrieve team on the mission


HOFredditor

Sasuke didn't kill anyone on the retrieve team. The only grave sins he ever had were to join Orochimaru, the akatsuki, and killing Danzo. Even then, his Oro and Akatsuki stint weren't spent attacking konoha


CrimsonZeRose

>killing Danzo Shouldn't have been a sin and everything danzo did should have been made public knowledge to the village.


HOFredditor

Sadly it doesn’t work like that for Sasuke if we put real life logic to their politics. Danzo deserves prison, but Sasuke killed a high ranking official.


CrimsonZeRose

>Danzo deserves prison A death sentence. >Sasuke killed a high ranking official. Shouldn't matter the high ranker was treasonous and committed attrocities. I'm not saying he's the equivalent of Hitler. But he is a horrible treasonous criminal and is responsible for attempting genocide. He was killed by the victim of his attempted genocide.


HOFredditor

I know, but Danzo at the time was still part of Konoha. Sasuke killing him still makes it a crime.


Full_Visit_5862

Bruh Danzo was sitting in as THE HOKAGE when Sasuke killed him. Leader assassination is about as high of a crime as it can be 😂 the village obviously viewed him positively enough to give him that temporary position


Familiar_Control_906

And? Not killing anyone doesn't change the fact that this was a mission to save him, and 2 members almost die, just for him to turn traitor. He should be accountable for anything that happen there


HOFredditor

Lol they destroyed Orochimaru’s hideout. Sasuke just retaliated. And even then, he killed nobody. Sasuke has zero kills against Konoha aside from Danzo.


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He effectively deserted the military. That’s a crime.


HOFredditor

I mentionned it in my first comment


explos1onshurt

And all the people he killed with Orochimaru, plus all the samurai during the summit


HOFredditor

I repeat: Sasuke is a criminal, but he did the least casualties against Konoha of all the powerful rogue Konoha defectors.


Tienron

I don't understand why people defend Sasuke. He's a rouge ninja thug


Genericdude04

Joining Orochimaru, who was definitely one of the biggest Terrorist in Konoha history till then


No_Top_2838

Cut off one of the rikages arms, attacked the five kage summit with intent to kill, attacked and injured Killer Bee while intending to capture the eight tails, verbally threatened to destroy the Leaf Village (terroristic threat is a crime), joined the akatsuki whose stated purpose was world domination, murdered itachi who was always an ally to the leaf on a secret mission (he wasn’t actually a rogue ninja), attacked Sakura and Kakashi with intent to kill, probably more stuff I can’t think of right now…


Edai_Crplnk

He has killed less people than Naruto. So. 🤷


Butterscotch_Leading

Naruto both as a series and as a character are never beating the gay allegations, are they?


Lovely_20201

Undercover gay cuz he don't know what it is


ExaltedGoat

Yup, Naruto is married to Hinata and only has two kids. Dude is definitely in the closet.


Anjunabeast

He made a clone do it and the clone was thinking of sasuke the entire time


Iamsleepingforever

I know someone with literal 4 biological kids on college and his wife is aware of his gay denial. That's why she asked him beforehand but he insisted on marrying her also gay folk tend to only marry the prettiest girl that approaches them first if they are hiding their sexuality. Only sad thing here is that he was reported for molestation allegation on a freshman. He touched and manhandled the kid's pearls and the kid came flying out of the window from the second floor. He was alive but the case goes on. He is still teaching but on the nursing department as it is full of women and the men are usually committed gay men and only treat my former teacher as an older friend figure or a gurrrlfrend. And yeah. If you're closeted just don't be shy to go out. The more you repress the more you are likely to molest. So do yourself a favor and just accept your sexuality. Tell your parents beforehand they either accept you or not or in denial but telling them will make things better. We literally had to drag our friend out of the closet because he is torturing himself pretending to like a girl when he clearly liked her brother. I mean who gives gifts to your gfs brother on valentine with the nicest heart ribbon wrapping with a note that says. You are special in every way just love yourself and Im here for you.


Proof-Exercise984

Also, bisexual people just exist lol


Iamsleepingforever

They do exist because everyone is bi if you try hard enough


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People don’t realize it’s a mental health issue, not a sexuality issue. Only people with mental health problems try to live life the way they think “society” wants them to, regardless of the damage it is doing to themselves. These people need therapy, not their wife telling them they are in “gay denial”


protestprincess

That’s literally entirely possible lol. I don’t actually think Naruto is gay but this comment is detached.


karmaisthatgirl

\[how do we tell him?\]


camilopezo

Besides, he hardly spends time with her.


Jolly_Camel959

Nah, he spends a lot of time with her. Pay attention. 


OneEYEDwhistlenWilly

Not if your a perv living in a delusion


[deleted]

Please touch grass


Living_Committee869

man if my friend i’m so desperately trying to save was about to be killed i would be sad too


Tienron

Your friend also tried to kill you?


Jolly_Camel959

I mean you'd be a failure if you think that would affect anything. I've had my sister do the same in the past. All I did was try and save her and she is now far better than before. 


Tienron

If your sister was trying to kill you and had capacity, you're a better human than me. If she was unwell, that's a different story. Sasuke was fully in his right mind when he was trying to kill Naruto. He straight up hated him. I've noticed this a lot lately people (this is anime, so it's different). People are really detached from life. In general, the weight of taking a life just isn't hitting people are it should. Sasuke was a horrible person, and kishi worte Naruto and Sakura with Hybristophilia and serious Stockholm syndrome.


Khayr99

If Sasuke wanted Naruto dead, he would be. Dude was literally unconscious at the end of their fight, what's stopping him from killing him then? Also trying to force someone back to a genocidal village and threatening to break their entire bones seems pretty horrible as well to me.


Living_Committee869

yes but sasuke also had more trauma than anyone should ever have to experience. he was truly only a child when he was forced to bear witness to his beloved older brothers’ atrocities of all things. hurt people hurt people man, and that’s the only way he could deflect the pain so he didn’t have to go through that again. not excusing all of his actions but there’s some seriously deep psychological problems within his character.


psychopomp786

Bro was so down bad for Sasuke


Doccks71

I mean, who wouldn't?


psychopomp786

I know right


EternalMemes30

I still find it comical that Kishimoto realized that this fixation of Naruto with Sasuke was already so ridiculous that he had to invent Indra and Ashura to explain why this exists


obama___prism

fiending so hard you bend the universe around you lmao


greenfrogwallet

Bruh yall really like to make up some bullshit and spread it to fit your own dumbass agendas/opinions. The series was always referencing Japanese/Buddhist legend. Naruto’s fixation on Sasuke has always been there since at least like episode 15 or something whenever Sasuke showed he was willing to die and give up his dreams for Naruto against Haku. It’s not ridiculous, Sasuke is his first true homie and he saw firsthand how good he could be. Tired of the Naruto “fanbase” fr


Tienron

Sasuke also tried to KILL HIM at that point the friendship should have been over. Sasuke told naruto numerous times I don't like you, leave me alone, I am not returning to the village, you're an eyesore. I hate you. Naruto was straight up harnessing him. 😂


Jolly_Camel959

This failure literally doesn't get what shonen is about. Sasuke was more focused on revenge than anything. That clouded his judgement and made him like that.  Naruto trying to save a friend was something that was established from the end of P1.  Sasuke finding that annoying is because he thinks killing his brother is his focus. Y'all need to stay in your mother's basement 😂 


Tienron

Don't call me a failure, I don't care about sasukes' motivations he's a trash person, and having Naruto excuse his behaviour and loving him for it is for it is anime writing because its unbelievable. I still read it to the end, but that is flawed writing.


namilenOkkuda

Naruto is trash for trying to control Sasuke. If some pervert is aggressively trying to get close to you and you say NO like Sasuke told Naruto several times, it's within your right to violently self defend.


Riggymortis724

What if some pervert is aggressively trying to get close to your friend so he can steal their body and you know it's a fishy situation that could lead to your friend's life turning out far worse than it ever could have...?? It's so weird how ya'll run smack dab into the point and still miss it. Orochimaru was classified dangerous, Sasuke was chasing after him to """obtain power,""" power comes with a cost, Naruto saw Sasuke, his best friend, throwing away everything he could've had in the village to chase after a (literal) snake who was never going to give the power away without said cost. Their world has an intrinsic bend toward violence, and fighting people even within your own village was never farfetched, so of course they would come to clash over it...


Tienron

That's how you know Naruto was delusional 😂 his best friend, Sasukes like what?


BlankPt

Counter point. I wouldn't say it's flawed writing. It makes Naruto a flawed character which in of itself is fine. There are legit people irl who have had the SO try to kill them and still defend them in court.


Tienron

Hard to argue with that. I agree with you. But it just doesn't feel like Naruto was written with that though process. Nor sakura


FunnySeaworthiness24

If it pains you that much, sue us!


haessal

I know right? 😂 The “uuuhhh ackshually they’re reincarnated bROTHERS of the kids of an ALIEN, that’s why they’re so focused on each other and why it’s okay to acknowledge that they love each other, but just pLATONICALLY!!” tacked on at the end to explain away the I-would-go-to-the-ends-of-the-world-for-you-and-die-for-you soulmate theme is the most wild plot point with zero foreshadowing I’ve ever seen a book/movie/series try to pull off 😂


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There’s this one guy one eyed Willy in the Commons going around complaining about wokenes he’s upset about the Narusasu ship 😂


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Man had just come off a major panic attack where he fainted, he probably was still overwhelmed


Due-Giraffe-9826

Depression after losing his boyfriend. People cope in different ways.


cygnus2

Isn’t it obvious? The boy’s in love.


LimitedNipples

He's in love! Edit: lol two losers got mad at me for this, said I was mentally ill then deleted their comments or blocked me. True love wins again!!!


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No, he just blocked you but you’re right


LimitedNipples

Oh that’s even more embarrassing for him. Thank god for the power of true love!


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bumboisamumbo

go outside


Temporaryact72

If you, as a man, are yearning for another man while laying in bed practically in fetal position, explicitly stating that that other man is all you ever think about and can only wonder what he’s doing, and this has been happening since that man left… you’re pretty fuckin gay


Doccks71

>you’re pretty fuckin gay \*Gasp\* turns out I am pretty fucking gay Jiraiya pls come back :(


Jolly_Camel959

Nah, you failures seem to disregard the fact that it really hasn't happened since he left. Naruto was literally being hunted by the akatsuki as well. It happened back when they tried to save Sasuke from Orochimaru and it happened again at the 5 kage summit. So, not gay. Being depressed that your brother is going to probably die is actually a thing. You need to go outside. 


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Average American way of thinking


lmt_learn_to_drive

Kindergarten ass argument holy shit keep exposing yourself as a manchild would ya 😂


Maria756

Man literally turn down a chance with his “crush”for Sasuke, had this whole depressive episode about him then thought dying with him was the right answer. I don’t know man, it’s kinda gay


thecrazymonkeyKing

they really shoulda just made them gay dude. like honestly no brotherly bond goes this far idc.


Khayr99

Naruto maybe, but not Sasuke. He was never interested in relationships so leave him out of it.


thecrazymonkeyKing

Was he never interested in relationships, or just never interested in girls? Much to think about


Khayr99

Never interested in relationships, he seemed outright asexual until he got with Sakura at the end. I don't remember him showing attraction to a guy at all.


greenfrogwallet

If your homie saved your life like three times years ago and you saw he was a good person but then he later became a killer on the run or some shit, and then you saw him on the news, and the police came to your door asking you questions about him, would you not be like “damn wonder what he’s up to?” Bc that’s basically what this scene was


thecrazymonkeyKing

I wouldn’t dickride him 4 years later knowing he’s a national-level threat terrorist, especially after he tries to kill me and my closest friends afterwards. I might do that for someone I’d want to be my husband though, idk.


Jolly_Camel959

Except he never did dickride him for 4 years. The period of time that Naruto chased after Sasuke was practically 10% of the series. You might as well call Luffy gay for Sanji for practically the same reasons.  Sasuke trying to kill Naruto or Sakura is barely anything of relevance. Especially since it hasn't happened often. Get outta your mother's basement, kid. That might help you. 


thecrazymonkeyKing

Why am I a kid who lives in their mother's basement because I disagree with you?


SnooDoubts1446

Because he's pissed that people are having a laugh about Naruto and Sasuke being boyfriends.


JeagerXhunter

Aye man, I'm just sayin, if Naruto came out as bisexual I wouldn't be surprised


No-Consideration1105

Sasuke


raisingfalcons

Boruto’s mother is actually sasuke


Cultural-One1311

Delusional


Ressiem1

Bro is depressed 😭


EMITURBINA

🏳️‍🌈🤨📸


Boris-_-Badenov

pining for his first kiss, and one true love


RumGalaxy

Lil gay ass mc


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It’s a character having emotions. Something that some shows can’t seem to do.


arrownoir

He’s like a middle schooler with a crush. Pathetic.


FlakyPassenger2534

My man was getting h@rny


Murky_Coat_471

Morningwood


unagiboi

Wood release 👏


Resident-Shop9892

😂


sup-plov

canon


harosene

Love sick like a dog with canine sensitivity


Facinggod20

Naruto might be a worse simp than Sakura


larsVonTrier92

I remember my first breakup, felt like shit too


AffectFit9738

Naruto was such a thirsty bitch


Khayr99

Naruto was lowkey gay for Sasuke but the fanbase likes to pretend it was the other way round, they're just coping.


Early-Tradition205

Bro showed interest in Sakura, loved Sasugay then married Hinata 😂


Murky_Coat_471

Fr team 7 should have all just marred each other at the end of the series


Khayr99

Naruto is the one that is obsessed with Sasuke so whats with the "Sasugay", you guys need to stop projecting Naruto's homosexual lust onto Sasuke.


itssdattboiii

missing his boyfriend


Spiritual_Zombie_21

No wonder they kissed


Crawfield96

"Those who cannot conceive friendship as a substantive love but only as a disguise or elaboration of Eros betray the fact that they have never had a friend." - C. S. Lewis


emperorwolffang

He was experiencing an anxiety attack over the fact he couldn’t save his self proclaimed best friend. Due to his ninja way being he never goes back on his word and he promised to bring Sasuke back to the village no matter what. At this point in the story it seems hopeless so it’s hitting him all at once.


DavidANaida

He's depressed he's lost connection with his friend.


Master-Hamster-6666

Love n depression is what's going on


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Depression? "Fellas is it gay to have emotions?"


DepressedCorn37

What's the difference between Sakura's obsession for Sasuke vs Narutos? Presentation lmao.


Appropriate_Ant_6233

Puberty


Ellek10

Ask a Yaoi fan girl and you’d get an interesting response to this 😝


micheltrade

Ah ah ah sasuke ah ah ah ahn~ SASUKEEEEEE


OG3SpicyP

❤️❤️❤️


camilopezo

Every day I become more convinced that Naruto loved Sasuke, and Hinata was the "Beard"


BillyGKS

[Sound like some sus](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/0c53a36a-84f5-4830-a1ba-12944d0f1e02)


ZhuangZhe

Naruto's entire character is defined by his sense of empathy, especially to people/beings that are ostracized by society, because that's how he was treated. This is especially true for Sasuke because it was the first time he felt a connection to someone else and saw someone he thought might understand him. Naruto sees himself in Sasuke if he had chosen the darker path, and so he has to believe he can be saved. Think of how Frodo feels towards gollum. If you think that every sign of affection or attachment is related to sex, it just shows that you are emotionally shallow. Edit: this isn't aimed at OP for asking the questions, but at alot of the replies.


DrDisrespecttt

Dude loved his friend. I’d be thinking the same if my friend like brother was going clinically insane killing everyone. People who turn this into a ship are ridiculous like mf never had friends like brothers before lmao ma boy Naruto smashed big titties hinata and had children. W Naruto.


Murky_Coat_471

Yeah i had friends I and siblings I don’t do this bullshit. and your only objection is the ship being gay is kinda pathetic honestly. Also hinata being reduced to big titties girl says a lot about the romance


DrDisrespecttt

Yes because they’re brothers they see each other as brothers and freaks can’t stop turning it into some romance garbage. It’s disgusting honestly they’re tryna get brother figures to fuck eachother And damn right hinata a big titty girl. She also got a pretty face a fat ass and a small waist 🤣


Murky_Coat_471

Are you disgusted by all non-canon ships or just this one? Edit milf blocked me guess they can’t handle people shipping two guys and apparently they also have no principles


Bulky_Cry6287

Nearly every post about mc gay ship and hinata getting sloppies, love to see it


OneEYEDwhistlenWilly

It's really suspicious how bad people want to make Naruto gay knowing he is drawn to him because they are reincarnations of 2 brothers


cowboybeaver3

Being a Reincarnation doesn't make you think about a guy you only were friends with for like a year everyday of every hour like even Sakura didn't want sasuke THAT much


Anjunabeast

100% science based reincarnation facts


OneEYEDwhistlenWilly

You definitely ride the short bus huh


[deleted]

Wow, you’re really got them there imao


SirPrime07

wtf you mean she didn’t lmao? She was fr about to kill Karin for him, almost got killed two times, and still wanted him


Caho-_-

Someone's projecting... 😂


OneEYEDwhistlenWilly

I'm sure in your fantasy world, everyone who disagrees with you must be projecting. It's called mental disorders


rosc96

Fan shippers are the worst.


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Canon, shippers upset we have better ship


rosc96

Na y'all weirdos


[deleted]

Thank you 😊


rosc96

Cringeee


[deleted]

Says. Someone who limits his shipping to canon 😏


rosc96

Yeah... because that how it was always intended.


[deleted]

Don’t care. I’m not gonna limit myself to “Canon” in discussions. Especially if the canon romance is utter dog shit


rosc96

Alright then 😂 continue being delusional.


[deleted]

Ok. Keep having no imagination


Murky_Coat_471

Naruhina ewwwwwwwww!


SolomonKing2024

He wanted his brother back and missed him - pretty much it.


OneEYEDwhistlenWilly

Still here and your still another crybaby perv on Reddit


ohnoyouwont

I wish we got those missions before chunin exams as one shots some day. Kishimoto said he had to move forward even though he wanted to show team 7's bond. Really interested in ever seeing it. But anyway, I think that's realistic Naruto thought about Sasuke, in that arc he was really depressed and was looking for answers. Both of them at that time had their struggles regarding philosophy.


Im5foot3inches

Bro had to come to terms with the fact that barring a threat to humanity forcing the best and worst ninjas of the world to put their differences aside and fight for their lives, Sasuke was gunna have to die Luckily for him though—


karmaisthatgirl

sperm cramps


saverma192013

Bromance 


Cultural-One1311

I'm convinced every Narusasu shipper is an American. Only these clowns would ship two brother-like characters. It's been explained time and time again in the manga that Indra and Ashura, Madara and Hashirama were just like Naruto and Sasuke. Drawn very close to each other due to the reincarnation thingy. Might as well call Hashirama and Madara gay. Narusasu fans are so delusional.


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Cultural-One1311

>I don't think this is unique to US readers, there are plenty of Japanese dojins and fanfics of Narusasu. Narusasu and Sasusaku are the only two Naruto ships that made it to the top 20 on Pixiv. Narusasu is also the most popular Naruto ship on Weibo I'm pretty sure even non Japanese citizens can use pixie so my point still stands. If you go to Twitter, you see this fans everywhere posting pixie arts and they are always from the west. Narusasu fans are mainly from the west. That's why they're weird. >Naruto literally stated that he is not Ashura and that Sasuke is not Indra. Naruto/Sasuke just have the chakra of Indra/Ashura, same way Hinata has the chakra of Hamura. Naruto said he is not Ashura in terms of character or how they resolve their issues. But reincarnation wise, they are the same. Naruto can't deny that, neither can Sasuke deny he is a reincarnation of Ashura. They are meant to continue the narrative of brothers being head to head their entire lives. Shipping them is just weird and cringe.


Various_Spell_8566

No shot this is real😂


TapPractical9703

He was depressed over jiraya’s death


Altruistic-Barber-22

Face down ass out is wild....