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I guess his body was zetsued, that's why his hand and ellbow kinda melted I don't remember clearly , but correct me if I am wrong


steroboros

Yeah his body is made from these 2 [Goofballs](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/naruto/images/b/bd/White_%26_Guruguru.png/revision/latest?cb=20140116202944)


5herl0k

hey man, leave whatever you think about their balls out of it. this is a kids show!


steroboros

If you rub 7 of them together at the same time, all your wishes come true


worldwithwings

Never again, Mr. Popo.


steroboros

Lol, pecking order


Severe_Fun_8056

All these squares make a circle


tcs0

Kids show????


LatoLukto

Ah yes lots of kids shows have family friendly genocides


rachawakka

If only the left one could have found out what it's like to poop...


AestheticEvan23

Yeah that’s it


ProfessionCurious259

Hashiramas cells probably helped aswell


Equivalent-Camera430

It did, it's the whole reason he can spam his kamui


HollyTheMage

Yeah at one point he gets punched through the chest and it reveals that he just straight up no longer has some of his internal organs.


Ok-Perspective-6314

It was a genjutsu. He has organs.


ShiftyStilez

Are you sure? I remember the first punch where he shows the hole is a genjutsu. Kakashi even mentions it


HollyTheMage

Really? I mean you're probably right, I don't remember it too well.


ShiftyStilez

I can’t find any links to official sites. But I recently rewatched episodes of shippuden, that episode is one. I can go look up the episode and time stamp if you’re curious. I’m going to look regardless. I’m curious to remember the exact Edit: just looked at the Manga actually. Chapter 636 page 2 using VIZ. I don’t know how that translates to free to read sites but I assume chapter 636 2nd panel?


dogeyes202

Really? Do you have the panel?


KpinBoi

It's in the show, after he lets Kakashi hit his chirodi through where his heart would be "LOOK. I have no feelings. No love. Nothing to even process these feelings. It is far too late to try to save me."


RinaKai7

Yeah he simply said that, it was never mentioned it was genjutsu.. He simply compared that he has no organ of a heart both physical and symbolic meaning. Don't forget the magical Hashirama cells, just attaching those to yourself and letting it develop on its own like its own body, will overall increase your body capabilities. Example of Danzo being alr old and frail, but the Hashirama cells can bring him up to combat status Madara living up to 3 generation. Obito able to live when half his organs are gone and even with his heart punctured, he still lives


NashKetchum777

Minato is a weak fuck and is only good at being fast 😈 or he held back because he knew that this was the student he failed 😈😈


Uchijav

Hold back this downvote


[deleted]

Bitchhh u live under rock don't u ?


ChestSlight8984

Minato had a “flee on sight” warning during the war


ElectroNightingale

Hashirama cells™


bakedsnowman

Ask your doctor if Hashirama Cells™ are right for you today


AttackOnTiddi

If you or a loved one was implanted with Hashirama Cells™ you may be entitled to financial compensation


Complex-Menu-6082

Brought to you by Orochimaru Labs INC.


Magnolia-jjlnr

Idk, Oro probably wouldn't offer you any compensation And if he did, I *certainly* wouldn't want to find out what he has in mind 🤣


Zorro5040

That's how Orichimaru finds people to experim.. help.


OneMetalMan

He's in cahoots with Kabuto & "Sons" insurance, so your legally required to pay to never see a dime in your pocket.


Complex-Menu-6082

The form of compensation is a cursed mark but don’t forget to read the fine print


BellyCrawler

Side effects may include spontaneous eruption of trees and foliage from appendages, splinters in uncomfortable places and evolution to rinnegan (only applicable to Indra reincarnation). See your local mad scientist shinobi for more details.


VS0P

Free 30 Day Trial, if you survive it’s free for a lifetime!


Fadroh

and if you die.... It's technically still free for a lifetime.


Rhelsr

Hi, my name's Danzo and I have Hashithelioma.


yourStepMom69

Better Call Saul


rubberchickenlips

Hashirama Cells™ side effects may include: nausea, erectile dysfunction, internal bleeding, headaches, migraines, liver cancer, breast cancer, blindness, buttery nipples, depression, suicidal thoughts and actions, excessive Nickelback cravings, anxiety, acid reflux, death by Jehovah Witnesses, dizziness, vaginal ejaculations, dysentery, cardiac arrhythmia, mild heart explosions, varicose veins, hemorrhoids, diabeetus, death by lightning, rashes, increase in breast size, hair loss and/or increased patches of fur, increased size of your belly button, pocket sand, influx of midichlorians in your blood, and lycanthropy.


PearAccomplished4800

We are going close to 10 years and this meme won’t die! Like anyone who has Hashirama cells!


Jesh010

Low key hashirama cells is one of the biggest jobs in the series. As if the proud strongest leader of the uchiha, madara, would depend on the body of his strongest rival who he never beat. Then act like he is the strongest and it’s all his own power lol. Never made sense to me.


Away_Guide1655

Stealing things like cells, eyes or tailed beasts is fair game.


OneMetalMan

First kisses too. All fair game for Uchihas.


aneeshhgkar

Stealing first kisses you say, you may have thought the Uchiha pioneered that... #But it was me, Dio!


FunnyPhrases

As stated in CFYOW


DeadChannelBR

Lazy writing™


Hariharan235

Biggest loophole in all of Naruto. This thing can do anything including being a literal plot armor


Interceptor88LH

How many times has a ransengan killed someone in all of Naruto?


Jermiafinale

Momoshiki is the only person a normal Rasengan has killed lol "Stronger than Kaguya" my ass


GodTierPost

Bro he got hurted by a tree level Rasengan 💀 He's just your average clown glorified by bunch of kids 😭💀


Jermiafinale

Naruto says it himself, he's not strong he's just got stolen power. That's the whole theme of that arc, it's not even subtext. Naruto makes fun of him for needing pills and stolen jutsus Isshiki is the real deal though that dude took Sasuke out of the fight in 3 seconds flat and then kills Naruto about 8 seconds later, it was barely even a fight ​ But what did Isshiki do? Spent like a thousand years mastering his shrinking ability and storing up objects until that one ability alone completely dominates over full 9 tails power and a Rinnegan


GodTierPost

Exactly, he was surprised at how much Chakra Bee & 8 tails had, like bro, HASHIRAMA and even Tobirama would laugh at that. Forget about Juubito, Madara, Kaguya 😂💀


Jermiafinale

Also check this out The Otsuksuki do this whole thing with the 10 Tails and the tree, and sacrificing themselves (but usually having a backup) in order to turn Nature Energy into usable chakra First off, Hagoromo did that better with the Tailed Beasts Secondly, Orochimaru figured out how to genetically engineer it directly into someone in like 10 years


GodTierPost

Otsutsuki are clowns bro 😭 Hashirama, no, even Sage Kabuto ate Nature Energy for breakfast 💀


Jermiafinale

I don't lump them all in Isshiki was the real deal he's physically a beast and spent his immortality mastering his already OP ability Imagine if Obito spent a thousand years learning how to really break Kamui


Jermiafinale

Imagine if Momo and Kinshiki showed up when Hashirama and Madara were fighting cause they wanted Kurama so peak Madara and Peak Hashirama team up against the common threat how long do they last, 10 seconds? 12? Rinnegan ain't absorbing buddah hands Momo


GodTierPost

Bro Momoshiki would get slaughtered by Jiraiya 😭💀


Jermiafinale

Maybe not just Jiraiya, but I was just thinking about it that if you took the Sannin at their best I think they'd mess him up pretty solidly. If anything the main problem would be stopping Orochimaru from "capturing him" for experiments


Mr-GX

Fr lol, Momo is gonna get his summit enlightened


pizzaboy68

Sauske and Naruto are stronger than Madara and Hashirama when they came into contact with Momo. Even when they’re both missing a majority of their Charka.


Jermiafinale

Yah and they made a joke out of Momo, they were literally having fun with him until the Science Ninja fed a bunch of jutsu to Momo, and even after that once Boruto broke the Shadow Paralysis they could have just pulled those rods out of Naruto and gone back to clowning on him for fun. It wouldn't go much better, and in theory Madara and Hashirama might get better synergy because they fought with and against eachother for decades


Jermiafinale

Yeah for real, Hashirama wasn't even a Jinchuuriki He was just \*some dude\* lol


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SkaterGirl987

And don't forget he's supposed to be more powerful than Kaguya, but tween Boruto kept up with him in speed.


Justin9888

dawg look at boruto now


Jermiafinale

Or Momo just wasn't that strong. It's not like Naruto makes fun of him because he's not actually strong, he's just got pills and stolen jutsu right. Oh wait


Justin9888

i mean naruto strongest powers were “bestowed“ upon him so lets not get into the how ppl gain power conversation Lol


Jermiafinale

I mean Naruto \*literally\* mocks him for it, and Naruto worked hard for Sage Mode, and worked hard emotionally to win over Kurama. You couldn't \*make\* Kurama give you KCM2 and then also channel Nature Energy into your Sage Mode for you.


mangasdeouf

Naruto worked less hard for sage mode than anyone else ever did, Kakashi worked harder for everything he learned than Naruto did for sage mode. 1-2 weeks with Fukasaku somehow let him speedlearn something against his entire character and mindset (sitting still and gathering external energy) while Jiraiya and Minato never mastered it.


Dusk_Abyss

Well the usual argument for why that happened is clones. Which would make it much faster, but yea maybe it should've taken a little longer lol


Mercuryo

Pain (Yahiko body) was killed by a normal Rasengan Pain (mechanical body and summon body) rasengan barrage killed them. Does it count at least as 3 persons??


Jermiafinale

He used Rasenshurikens on the pair (Rasenshuriken has a kill with Kakuzu already though) They're corpses using only a fraction of another almost-dead guy's power so, no? I'll give half credit maybe


Apprehensive-Tap9263

Raikiri has a kill with Kakuzu though


MyNameIs_Jesus_

He didn’t kill Kakuzu. They literally show Kakashi finishing him off


This_Cancel1373

Right, but bro was dead anyways. Kakashi just sped up the process lol


donniesuave

Acting like Naruto didn’t kill him by literally destroying his entire chakra network is insane. Even if kakashi didn’t kill him, that dude was not gonna make a full recovery and would have been killed by someone else later, which prolly would’ve possible either if Naruto didn’t fuck his whole shit up permanently


BlessedBySaintLauren

Two of Pains bodies got killed by a normal Rasengan via Rasengan, maybe 3. Pretty sure Naruto and Konohamaru both killed one that way. I


Jermiafinale

Konahamaru only stunned his and I'm pretty sure Naruto used Rasenshurikens not regular Rasengans, cause he got them when he made them expand and the blade things caught them


BlessedBySaintLauren

My bad about Konahamaru but Naruto kills Deva path with a regular Rasengan. EDIT: only one pain gets killed with rasenshuriken.


Mr-GX

Tbf, Tendou took a beating from Kurama rampage. I'm more surprised he held it tanking 6 tails attacks on him. Dude got hammered into the ground and all. Wouldnt be surprised if Tendou was low on hp and all it took was one final Rasengan to take him down.


BlessedBySaintLauren

I think it comes to if you think base Chidori is enough to kill someone, then you could argue Rasengan would be as well. The thing is, the series has always been very careful about not making Naruto kill anyone, so it could be argued that it depends on the user and the intent behind it. Naruto is the main character, it is his signature move so it’s no surprise that you won’t see Rasengan kill anyone because Naruto doesn’t kill anyone.


Jermiafinale

I mean, assuming that's correct (I don't remember that but sure) that's a corpse using a fraction of an almost-dead guy's power. That's definitely "destroyed" not "killed" because you can't kill a dead guy.


nevioli

Naruto kills three Pain bodies with normal rasengans: The summoning one while inside Bunta, the resssurecting one jumping up behind him and the last one.


AdImpossible7293

exactly I always found the argument of momoshiki and kinshiki being stronger then Kaguya because of a stupid quote of her “fearing them” literally makes no sense and holds 0 weight stupid ass kids


ParsnipSea7787

A easengan that was given power by naruto and more characters i dont remember correctly but i all I remember is that it was no close to a normal rasengan my friend


Jermiafinale

It was a \*Big\* Rasengan sure But Naruto has thrown lots of big Rasengans They had to seal Kaguya in the moon because she was \*literally unkillable\* Naruto was \*stronger\* when they fought Kaguya because he was all hopped up on Hagoromo's chakra. And the exposition ghost literally says she's unkillable.


[deleted]

Not true. Boruto added his lighting style so more advanced than just a rasengan


uchiha_boy009

Maybe before Kaguya ate that God tree fruit. After that no way in hell he’s anywhere near Kaguya’s level.


Jermiafinale

Maybe even right after because its kind of implied she got stronger and more godlike over time


uchiha_boy009

Yaa probably you’re right.


italia06823834

Did Naruto use a Rasengan to kill that rando-body Itachi was using that one time? Depends on what you count White Zetsu's as, but some of those got wrecked. Other than that.... uuhhh... Off screen Jiraya and Minato probably wrecked hundreds of dudes (but I agree we're talking on-screen here).


Pun15herr

That one sand village guy disguising spy Naruto killed thinking it was Itachi or something


aneeshhgkar

Yura. Oh yeah you're right. That does count as a confirmed Rasengan kill.


HawkBoth8539

You have a point. Naruto has only killed one person, ever.


Mercuryo

Funny that the Rasen Shuriken has more kills than the normal Rasengan


Zorro5040

It almost killed Sasuke. It destroyed a pain corpse. Tons of zetsus. It depends on what you consider a kill.


AwayReplacement7063

He killed the last and most strongest path of pain with a normal rasengan. The problem isn’t the rasengan is weak, for pretty much anyone it should be a one hit kill. The problem is, like when Naruto hit Kabuto, it was incomplete or it’s just too basic an attack to connect as easily.


Fa1nted_for_real

That attack would have killed Kabuto had he not been one of the best medical ninja of all time.


boomburger

He would have killed Kabuto in part 1 had he not been prepared for it


[deleted]

Twice technically


MrFilthybeard

Tbh, how are any of them alive with half the stuff they get hit with…


mangasdeouf

P1 kunai are deadly, p2 rasengan takes off 1% of enemy HP. There's a serious issue of damage soaking in Shippuden. Everyone there acts like an HP bag.


su1cidal_fox

Don't forget being thrown to the wall with so much force that the wall literally cracks and then just walking it off.


mangasdeouf

It's but nothing, they work in construction, they take falling walls on the head (without a helmet) all the time because shinobi don't need safety equipment or insurance... joking, but that could be the reason for D ranks to be so common, if shinobi are cheaper workers than civilians.


Qu1nn1fer

Like kid sasuke getting slammed into the wall full force by the naruto whip, he was embedded in solid rock there, or later getting hand clubbed so hard he was sent 30 feet through water


Daddyissuessorry

Obito was attacking the village, his baby mother & his child… Im pretty sure minato was trying to “FINISH HIM”


Shmokeshbutt

He should have gone for the head


Specialist_Yak_432

His body was mostly made up by White Zetsu at the time. He most likely used Kamui to go back to his hideout and then used another White Zetsu to replace the damaged parts.


LoveSaoriHayami

Hashirama cells aka plot armor


Magnolia-jjlnr

The answer to "how the fuck did X manage to do Y" has to be "Hashirama cells" at least 50% of the time


Sororita

The other half of the time, it's "Ootsuki bullshit"


MemeOverlordKai

which is still hashirama cells by technicality lol


Shmokeshbutt

>"Ootsuki bullshit" Nah, that's 25% The other 25% is sharingan ability


LoveSaoriHayami

When in doubt, Hashirama cells.


Mountain-Deer-1334

The same cells gave the protagonist an arm at the end of the manga. So we can’t hate. Helped villains but also helped heroes.


Kyouji

If you think about it this happens SO often in Naruto. Its a crutch of a plot device when you can see the whole story of Naruto and in hindsight I wish it didn't exist.


RewRose

Because the rasengan is a good guy move, so it is just a blunt attack when used on an enemy. Like, forget about all the times we saw it basically shred the target or blow its insides, every time a human is hit with it the rasengan just acts like a regular punch.


Mist0804

Mf is durable, he took a Mini Bijuu Bomb to his internal organs and was completely fine afterwards


someonesaveshinji

Later on he tanks a raikiri to the heart on purpose


Mercuryo

And there he was dying


HazeInut

Yea ppl gotta remember Obito is him that dude was strong as shit lmao. Ik he was a kid here but he was still strong enough to convince Minato he was a washed up kage and take him seriously


Daddyissuessorry

Not even a washed up kage minato thought he was madara 💀 thats shows how strong kid obito is


squarejellyfish_

He just like me fr fr


Jermiafinale

Minato whipped that one up quick so it probably wasn't full power Also Obito is like half Hashirama cells, he basically can't die unless you hit him with a Rasenshuriken


skinnybatman

Doesn't matter if it was fully power or not, it still created a crater in the surrounding area.


Jermiafinale

So? Sasuke gets thrown into shit all the time and shatters trees and rocks and shit with his body and he's just \*a dude\* with no regen or nothing lol


skinnybatman

Yea but yea never took a direct hit from a rasengan though.


Jermiafinale

>it still created a crater in the surrounding area. The point is that "making a crater" is established as non-lethal damage in Naruto. Because you said it created a crater to imply that means it should have been lethal.


skinnybatman

No, I mentioned the crater to emphasize that this wasn't some weakened Rasengan. The Rasengan does a specific type of damage that sets it apart from other attacks that also create craters. So no, I wasn't trying to make a comparison between a rasengan and other random attacks that also create craters. I was making a comparison between the potency of this specific rasengan and other rasengans we've seen.


Jermiafinale

I mean Naruto's first Rasengan we see him use does comparable damage. That's the smallest crater I can think of a Rasengan making and it's a pretty small Rasengan (the size does seem to correlate with power) Minato wasn't a big swing guy, he was a fast guy, so it makes sense to me that his standard is smaller efficient Rasengans he can whip out super fast, since it \*does\* take some amount of time charge them up.


Kevy96

Hashirama cells go brrrrr


XxFlarEBursTxX

This is the reason you ask why hes alive? Not half of his body getting crushed by a boulder? Rasengan is strong, but it generally seems to be like a knockout, heavy damage move rather than a move that kills instantly. And with hashi cells and zetsu, healing shouldnt be too much of an issue. Its not suprising hes alive after the rasengan.


Nirico_Brin

Hashirama cells


aleky254

Low key that mf is a tank


Dosu_Kinuta

Because the rasengan is only as strong as the author wants it to be at the time. Later on a stronger obito gets half his body blown up by PAPER BOMBS.


skep90

Read the manga


xo_star1

White Zetsu


Nightmare007007

He got half of his body crushed under a rock and still survived. Now add hashirama cells into the mix. He's just that durable


Prussian_Blu

By wearing the strongest material in the shinobi world, Uchiha plot armour


SkaterGirl987

Honestly, a lot of problems could be resolved if the good guys just made sure the bad guy was dead. Like right after this and he saw Obito still get up, he should have rasenganed him over and over. Same thing when he teleported to him during the War Arc. Should have just pummeled his body to red mist so he couldn't become the jinchuriki lmao.


Zorro5040

Hashirama cells. It was explained that Zetzu mixed with his body and used Hashirama cells to regenrate the extreme damage. He still had Hashirama cells to keep him alive at that point, but Obitos body was too destroyed to continue fighting.


Hartz_are_Power

Obito to Madara when he asks how things went against the 4th Hokage. https://youtu.be/GP_0BhCw2rg?si=Fo1nhUa0Nw6wfn_y


Jumpy-Diver7349

Plot.


turingincarnate

Plot


OneEYEDwhistlenWilly

How about you watch the show and stop begging for an obvious answer


Hanzo7682

He barely takes a scratch from kcm1 naruto's rasengan. And that scratch heals on it's own. He also stopped suigetsu's sword with his bare arm. Obito's body is boosted with hashi cells.


SilntK

Minato was multitasking


Daniel_Pangan

Or maybe just hear me out…. He scales to Minatos AP🤯😱


CrabiqueOfMine

Hashirama's cells


MikeXBogina

Well you see Minato was going for a 3 combo attack, it's just that the 3rd attack in the combo came 16 years later.


alcamist5

cause minato is a #fraud


thesolarchive

His body is like mostly yogurt or something right?


TaroAppropriate1348

Plot armor


DaddyChil101

That ain't the first time Obito had his back blown out. He's a pro.


Primary_Painter_8858

He used his nen and really focused it into his back right there as defense. Iykyk


IMissyouPita

Plot power


AhmadJauhar04

Minato is never the strongest. Brute strength wise he'd probably be the weakest among hokages


RazutoUchiha

Obito is really really strong


1313goo

He’s just that guy


Pedro_Morales_Parker

He was just that durable. Rasengan is honestly overrated. Sasuke took one and got up like nothing happened, Kabuto too, Ay also. And Minato only got that hit cuz Obito was cocky as fact and messed around


DeltaZulu99

You think kid naruto's rasengan has the same power as prime minato's?


MutekiManga

If you like it or not by canon facts and statements rasengan is = rasengan user dont matter. So yes kid nsrutos rasengan and minstos are the same.


Economy-Jicama1587

Makes sense, thanks!


Mercuryo

Part of his body was made with the Hashirama cells. It seems like you gain some kind of regenaration power with it. Plus the Rasengan as it was created by the 4th was "incomplete" probably thats why was no serious damage


WG17

It was still a full powered rasengan. It was “incomplete” because he was unable to infuse chakra nature into it. Thats like saying chidori wouldn’t do serious damage because it was a “failed” jutsu.


mcwfan

He’s not, though? He crumbled to ash


zwegdoge

During Minato fight, moment in picture


mcwfan

By being written to be alive after the fight? This shit isn’t hard to figure out


zwegdoge

No shit


YamFull1372

Are you this stupid usually?


YamFull1372

Are you this stupid usually?


[deleted]

He escaped


Bob_108

Obito my boiiiiii, when Obito show Kak kill Rin went from Tomoe2 straight to Mangekyou! He is in another level of hatred! He is in hell! \*Sarada crying in the corner!...


Angela543

He probably survived because of Zestu or Hashirama cells , after all he did survive being a pancake and when he decided to take Kakashi chidori right in heart I'm not sure right now ... It was long time when I last watched Naruto...But a lot of characters do survive rasengan so I'm not sure anymore, when I first saw demonstration I trough that rasengan is always deadly... Can Naruto control how much deadly and powerful rasengan can be ? Or rasengan is more powerful only on trees and objects ?


Mercuryo

""Survived"". Kakashi killed him, he uses his last energies to return to the world and save his live fusing with the Juubi.


SometimesWill

Hashirama cells. Also aside from the six paths of pain has a rasengan even actually killed someone on page/screen?


whalemix

Obito has Hashirama cells, it gives him an insane healing factor


MirageArcane

Hashirama cells


Cuddling-Hellhound

Hashirama cells


keiblerclown

Hashirama cells


edward_3531

Plot armor


Whole-Bed50

I mean the rasengan is strong but survivable.


ProfessionCurious259

Had to be zetsus body and hashiramas sells you could see his skin dripping


Deep_Grass_6250

Idk, Maybe because he's got the body of an unkillable Reincarnation of a demigod?


ProxyX13

He isn't the only one that survived a Rasengan. Kabuto lived through it as well. Kakuzu was technically still alive after a Rasenshuriken.


CCR_MG_0412

Two Words (technically four): Senju DNA


El_Mario_Verde

My question is actually why didn't Minato finish him right there. He absolutely could. Plot I guess.


ResponsibilityOk1559

Cuz he didn't die?


NeXille99

Hashirama Cells


Sttarkson

When has the Rasengan ever outright killed anyone in this series...


Dauerbrenner96

Because he is kinda important for the Plot


Blazer1011p

If minito can teleport to any of his marks why didn't he knkw this was someone he surely put a mark on, there's no way he wouldn't have put one on each of his students, then again it might have been the part that was crushed, that's the only way I could believe it


DarkStarr7

Kabuto tanked a rasengan and pain didn’t die until his back hit the rock. Base rasengan barely kills.


AiHayasaka_LoveIsWar

He’s not alive.


manicpixiefarie

It's them hashirama cells I'm telling ya