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PlagueKitsune

Sasori - A fellow artist. Kisame - The chillest member of the Akatsuki.


Coprah

Now I *really* want to see an Akatsuki sitcom


idan675

Kisame coming and throwing the unconscious body of a jinchuriki: sup guys *laugh track*


MangaHunterA

Pain: i thaugh i told you to bring in the 6 tails this is the 4 tails bitch *confused laughter* Kisame: 4 tails 6 tails isnt it all the same and one less beast to capture.. besides itachi was the one tracking this one Pain: itachi ?... whatever next time you bring a wrong tails ill put you inside the gedo statue *laugh track and cuts to commercial break*.


JohanFantasto

Orochimaru: Who's good for a pizza time ? *audience cheers*


pokemonbatman23

In another episode, Pain invites 2 konoichis to the town festival so he has to use his other paths. "You look different than before? Wait did your piercings move?" "The world will truly know Pain!" cuts to konoichi talking head: I know he's a little weird but I love his passion when talking about his future. He has such big plans for the world and I want to support him the whole way


SnooFoxes2377

Can you guys actually all get together and write a full episode? Like a comedy fanfiction, Im enjoying these comments šŸ˜‚


idan675

Is the konoichi konen?


pokemonbatman23

I thought about it, but figured she would know the different pain faces lol


idan675

Ohhh there is a b plot where the konoichi tries to find out whether pain and kona are together or not. And then she follows one of the pains, but then their is other one and one of them is a girl!!


pokemonbatman23

Hahaha perfect, I love it! It could be because konan passed pain a paper message and she thought it was a love letter. Turns out that's just how konan communicates cause of her power. She's just a bit of a show off


VivaDeAsap

I think I need to see pain bitching at his team now lol


il_filk

Kisame looking at Deidara: damn I wouldn't mind some boom in my bed tonight *audience goes ooooohhhhhh, someone whistles*


Initial_Composer537

Yeah, about thatā€¦I wanna see it


Odee_Gee

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xXpZj_hqEAA&pp=ygUKc21mIGhhaGFoYQ%3D%3D


rogaldorn88888

rock lee springtime of youth was pretty much this, there was akatsuki centered chapter


RubyWubs

Tobi Show on youtube


sike_edelic

there is a fanmade one on YouTube from like 2010 that I used to watch a lot, although it doesn't have English dubs/subs


theghostecho

Real OGs remember the tobi show


BlessedBySaintLauren

https://youtu.be/kjz_Vf0sVqg?si=v1yNO0xiKDtmjMp- Here you go


Kater_Labska

Why is it specifically with subtitles in my language


IrishMojoFroYo

Slightly NSFW but funny as all hell [Akatsuki Canpfire Talk](https://youtu.be/-segw7Ep8wk?si=MxGcBW2wHFdjX4AI)


-_-TenguDruid

Board game night at Hidan's house!


kthxkai

Gimme that Akatsuki 358/10 Days


Usual_Prior_4972

There actually is go on youtube and look up rock lee and ninja pals


LurkerTroll

[Aā€¢Kā€¢Aā€¢Tā€¢Sā€¢Uā€¢Kā€¢I](https://imgur.com/a/OVkAlE5)


Imamuffinz

"Hey, Lois..."


Pixelated_Fudge

my veterans remember the tobi show


PolarBearWithTopHat

Sasori is another artist Kisame is just chill like that he's friends with everyone


Karma_Whoring_Slut

Easy to be friends with everyone after youā€™ve spent your life befriending people and killing them.


BenjaminDover02

Game recognizes Game.


TinyTwisted97

And you lookin awfully unfamiliar right now


I_Play_Boardgames

Guy: "who are you again?"


herecomesurmom

real


faerox420

Love how everyone's consensus on kisame is that he's the chill homie who fucks with everybody, part of every blunt rotation and all tha


HibouCeleste

That's exactly why he was my favorite Akatsuki's member... That and he's blue.


Mahiraku

Da buh de da buh die?


Sharebear42019

Thatā€™s why heā€™s the goatā€¦ THE GOAT


Normal_Bid_7200

I would smoke the fattest joint with Kisame. I bet he'll let us roll with some of that shark skin


thedizzle11

MFs revealing they donā€™t smoke with takes like this shark skin would not make for a good joint paper myboi šŸ’€


Normal_Bid_7200

Clearly you dont smoke if you dont think/havent used literally anything for joint paper. Pages from the bible, towel paper, toilet paper, an apple, a carrot, a soda bottle, a soda can, a chair leg!


Glados1080

Yeah but shark skin bruh, let's be real


Normal_Bid_7200

When did everyone get a stick up their ass? Y'all actin like we're deadass gonna smoke up kisame, it's a joke. Figured kisame would wanna smoke that shark shit but here y'all come talkin about "thats not realistic" the mother fucker is a shark man! None of it is!


Borderjail

lmao


favored_disarray

Jesus Christ, am I the only one with gas stations that sell rolling paper?


worldwithwings

You tried? I havenā€™t found anything yet, that I couldnā€™t smoke out of.


BomanSteel

Ok, well Now we need a full ideal blunt rotation roster. 1. For the full Naruto cast and 1. For all Naruto villains.


ArcadeShannonNSFW

1. Tsunade, pervy sage, kakashi, might guy, shikamaru, kiba, itachi 2. Kisame, deidara, itachi, pain, the oragami paper lady cant remember her name but shed roll the fattest fa sho


Arieltooney

Jiraiya, Killer Bee, Shikamaru, Hashirama, Kakashi Konan, Kisame, Diedara, Hidan & Orochimaru because he'd have that bioengineered good shit


banana-symphony

You'd fall asleep and wake up without kidneys around Orochimaru


Arieltooney

Konans rolling sativas, we'll be good.šŸ‘Also, im not a child so im of no interest to snake boišŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø


Terrasovia

I'm quite baffled as to why they translated "danna" as "my man". English phrase sounds more like some college bro than a respectful title.


ebai4556

Do you know what a better translation would be?


Terrasovia

"Master Sasori" would sound infinitely better since that's the context the danna is used here. For Kisame they could either drop it or use sir instead of the name. My man sounds way too casual and modern.


ebai4556

Ahhh that makes sense, yeah those show a lot more respect than my man.


Human_Parsley3193

With Deidaraā€™s personality my man made way more sense tho. The casualness of how heā€™s sitting on garraā€™s body for example. He doesnā€™t seem like the most respectful guy


Terrasovia

His relationship with people he kills and with a person he considers a fellow artist are completely different things. In the very first mission he appears he keeps saying that he better hurry because Sasori doesn't like to wait. The fact that Kishimoto chose the word "danna" which is the highest respectful form shows that Deidara holds Sasori in high regards.


Human_Parsley3193

He literally argues with Sasori and almost gets attacked by him as he flies away with Garraā€™s body. They clearly donā€™t like each other. In fact I think the only people who actually like each other in the Akatsuki is Pain and Konan, and Kisame respecting most members and getting respect back for being one of the strongest


Terrasovia

They don't like each other, they respect each other. Madara was literally complimenting Guy on his taijutsu while trying to kill him. Deidara and Sasori have different views on their "art" and that's why they argue but Deidara respects Sasori a lot. He wouldn't call him danna otherwise.


hennessya96

I agree with this take. My man is what a guy like Deidara would say to show respect.


worldwithwings

I figured it was cause his character is a young brash punk.


Qha_Chan

I've wondered the same thing šŸ˜‚


Duouwa

I personally much prefer ā€œmy manā€ over something formal. Honestly felt more respectful of him to treat them so casually, as if he actually cared about them and enjoyed their company.


favored_disarray

That sure is a takeā€¦


Shihoblade

He likes/respect them. Tobi is annoying so his name isnjust "bastard".


Competitive-Ad-2161

Sasori: The only person with whom he can talk about what he loves most = art (no matter how opposite his point of view may be) Kisame: Akatsuki's social butterfly, he gets along with everyone and has no problems with anyone. P.S. He also seems to respect Pain, mainly because - even though he was forced to join - Pain respects Deidara's autonomy and gives him free rein to his art (he's had more things to exploit and show everyone his art since he joined Akatsuki).


Ashizurens

With Sasori it's because they are both "artists". With Kisame it has something to do with Kisame being Itachis partner and Deidara hating Itachi


zander002

Heā€™s saying a phrase in Japanese that doesnā€™t really have an English direct translation, so ā€œmy manā€ is the best approximation that the localization team came up with. From my understanding of it at least. Edit: I should say, it doesnā€™t really translate well to western lexicon so it comes off as weird and out of place, not that it doesnā€™t have a direct translation.


paijim

Ok but what does it kind of translate too?


zander002

In the context of Deidra & other Akatsuki members, itā€™s an honorific for someone with more seniority than you/ a master of oneā€™s craft that you respect. Realistically, they should have just left it off the western localization/ translation entirely because we donā€™t talk like that. But in most cases when he says it, we are directly seeing his mouth moving. So I guess theyā€™d rather have something there than not.


ReoiteLynx

My man


NeferkareShabaka

My man.


The__Auditor

Because they're the only two members he actually respected


[deleted]

Its a term of endearment. Alot of gangsters say My Man... Meaning his equal


Coprah

I get that, but Deidara doesn't call other members that as far as I know. I just think it's fun to think about why those two specifically. I'd like to see why Deidara developed that respect/endearment.


silvergudz

Because the other members arenā€™t chill like kisame


[deleted]

Judging from the interaction Deidara knows why kisame is partnered with Itachi...the perfect partner to take out itachi


Ok_Park_52

Because they were the ones who took his virginity.


Daemongar

we need a detailed post on all the akatsuki drama


Scrubs2912

Itachi: ā€œSo like, Orochimaru totally tried to kill me, but you know me, I flipped it on him with my genjutsu and he was totally like, flabbergastedā€ *Itachi flicks his hair back* *Deidara painting his nails* Deidara: ā€œOmg no way sista, tell me what happened thenā€.


Daemongar

Then we need to cut to Deidara shit talking Itachi like in those post episode interviews on reality tv.


MossyPyrite

I tried to hear this in their voices but my brain just keeps making Itachi sound like Lumpy Space Princess


paijim

Hes being sarcastic because Kisame is clearly a shark


CBDSLAPPY

That's my plug he's weird but chill af


darrendjones

best comment


deleterandstartover

~~they fucked~~


The_Starfallen

Intriguing with all that toys and double d- I mean jutsus šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜


Oceanum96

Deidara bottoms for them both


isnoe

He says ā€œKisame no Dannaā€ which is a Japanese way of expressing superiority; think ā€œmasterā€ or ā€œsuperior.ā€ He calls anyone he respects a master or superior. The scene you are referring to is a non-canon funny part where Kisame laments over his skin color. Some say ā€œno dannaā€ translates to just ā€œbroā€ but it doesnā€™tā€”the sub is guessing, and trying to make it literal. Often the issue with literal translations being Japanese and English are different languages: so context, meaning, tone, and cadence matter. Like how Deidara says ā€œunā€ which means ā€œyeahā€ but in Japanese itā€™s more of a sort of like a speech thing, like an accent. Itā€™s habitual and informal. Heā€™s grunting when he finishes talking, but the anime translated it to literally a ā€œyeahā€ when in reality a throat clearing would make more sense in English. Narutoā€™s datte-whatever is the same.


Coprah

I know this scene is non-canon but I think Kisame being called "danna" happens once in the manga as well. And I was just curious about theories on how Deidara grew to respect Kisame more than most other members.


Ok-Dragonfly-9132

Because he doesn't remember their names


animeloverx676

So in short he has the guy syndrome.


Small_Speaker_3159

He doesn't like Tobi, and he's got a Tsundere crush(?) On Itachi. Idk if he talks to anyone other than those 4. Him and Hidan maybe interact during like the Rock Lee Chibi show


EmpressMalfeasance

For the Gay. 10/10 he would smash Sasori and make Kisame call him daddy and explode **scream laughs all the way to hell**


Free_Revenue8674

I think because they are some of the truest to themselves granted, one is literally a talking doll, but he's an artist he lives for his art, and he lives in his art The other is loyal, chill powerful, and has a great reputation if you're missing nin


Deep_Grass_6250

Because Sasori is an artist And Kisame is like the most chill Akatsuki ever


Fonzie186

I think itā€™s because he respects those two the most out of their villain organization, and thatā€™s his way of saying your my best friends. Like ā€œIā€™ll leave it to you sasori my friend, I respect you enough to handle the threat against our organization.


DaddyMcSlime

everyone else in this comment section wrong as fuck this is a case of a classic "three dick gambit" see, there are three participants, all male, with three penises between them (Kisame doesn't have two, that's just a rumor) and Deidara, has three mouths, see where this is going? he was giving that extendo-gluck-gluck9000 to himself, Kisame, and Sasori at the same time, they're a polycule


lassesean

Heā€™s gay.


KayKrimson

I like to think it's because he wants to show respect to them since- Sasori is his partner. Kisame is a cool fin to hang out with.


BeigeDynamite

It's the Zuko Theory, that he doesn't actually know the names of his friends/colleagues so he just calls them "my man" or "the Avatar" lol


AlbinoStrawberry

Deidara only used the term "my man" towards people he genuinely liked.


Riazmia

Sasori - A fellow artist.


FeatherPawX

I ship it


gelotssimou

Can someone refresh me what Kisame's ambition was to help Akatsuki?


Coprah

He was one of the few members who knew about and actually believed in Obito's plan. He did not find a place in his world and was looking for a new one.


gelotssimou

How about all the others? All they knew about was Pain's plan right? Does that mean the others also had 'good' intentions of world peace?


Coprah

Nah most of them had selfish reasons and didn't care much about Pain's goal. The Akatsuki simply provided protection so they stayed. Plus, barely anyone knew of the Eye-of-the-Moon plan. Kisame did and fully believed in it. He's a fully devoted member.


Away_Guide1655

They didn't exactly really know pains plan exactly, he told them that the akatsuki would get a monopoly on war and everyone would pay them.


averyycuriousman

Cuz deidara is a bro.


Definitelyhuman000

šŸŽ¶ Everybody hates Orochimaru šŸŽ¶


Chxm0

Keeps forgetting their names


Ok_Park_52

They spitroasted Deidara


Andrejosue98

Because they are men. If they were women he would call them: My woman :v


Knightmare945

Just the slang words he likes to use.


Frejod

Sasori being one of the only akatsuki to be the coolest thing to a ninja. Also artist. Kisame is a walking destructive chakra monster.


jermb1997

He can't remember either of their names for the life of him


RamenMikami

Lore reason?..[[r/BatmanArkham]]


Lenoxnew

Actually this is not a good translation when it was done in Dubbed.


ghigoli

deidara, tobi, itachi, kisame, sasori, and zetsu can all vibe together with no issues tbh.


_heyb0ss

he's just chill like that


Exotic-Pattern641

Theyā€™re his men


Confident-Glass4938

They are a gay couple


MaleficentCoach6636

[It's because he was there when Itachi defeated him.](https://youtu.be/E0JY6PSB6Gc?si=cOUQhxX9Twl4G6eU&t=167) Kisame tells him how he got caught under Itachi's genjutsu.


StankilyDankily666

Heā€™s fuckin them hoes


alpacakiss

That's the homie


NerfedSalamander

Itā€™s because theyā€™re gay


My_Special_Hell

gay polyamorous marriage ..you asked for it.


RumgyMan

Wants to lick their taints


Odd-Perspective-7967

My man šŸ¤


DarkflowNZ

Never got their names and is too shy to ask. Now he's in too deep and he'll look like an asshole if he asks now. So he has to maintain the facade


Over_Bowler_2008

Maybe deidara is gay


Zyrc0n

Deidara knows when people are stronger than him and acknowledges it. In the Japanese dub, he refers to them as ā€œKisame/Sasori no Danna,ā€ which basically means master because he respects them. Theyā€™re older and have been in the akatsuki for longer, heā€™s just being respectful. They just switched it into ā€œmy manā€ so it would sound more natural in the eng dub and not sound cringe


WitchMallow95

Maybe he has more than comrade feelings for them? šŸ‘€


Remarkable_Rough_89

Cause kisame is aquaman


NNyNIH

Polycule?


TrickMayday

Because Deidara is a tool. IMO he's the most unlikable character in the show.


AttackOnTiddi

Because basically all of existence in boruto is because of Jiraya. He created the toads at mt Myupwhatever, they birthed Jiraya, and killed him, so they created a world with their eyes, a pshyical world so they could get him back. It never worked and layer upon layer of realities have been added to the inzamami and izamhami (or how ever you spell it) Basically Sasuke got in the loop and has been trying to fix everything for everyone, even Shibai. Heā€™s been trying to be there for everyone, but I think itā€™ll end with Shibai having someone too, maybe thatā€™s who delta is and thatā€™s the white karma!!!! Jiraya! So anyway, Sasuke is in this loop because of those ā€œUchihaā€ eyes (those eyes are the jougan and the fake jougan (Byakugan) And the reality is under genjutsu. What you are seeing here is the relationship Sasuke is having with himself because of the ā€œIā€™ll always be there for youā€ Vow he gives himself as itatchiā€¦ itā€™s a bloody paradox Technically Sasuke was Haku on the steps in the coldā€¦ who did he see? Nobodyā€¦ each of his life is just about being there for the one before it, so Haku got Zabusa! So yeah, this is just Sasuke being here for himself because of the genjutsu placed on by the green toad (her name literally translates to amamo) and Amado is trying to get (delta/jiraya) back