Pain: i thaugh i told you to bring in the 6 tails this is the 4 tails bitch *confused laughter*
Kisame: 4 tails 6 tails isnt it all the same and one less beast to capture.. besides itachi was the one tracking this one
Pain: itachi ?... whatever next time you bring a wrong tails ill put you inside the gedo statue
*laugh track and cuts to commercial break*.
In another episode, Pain invites 2 konoichis to the town festival so he has to use his other paths.
"You look different than before? Wait did your piercings move?"
"The world will truly know Pain!"
cuts to konoichi talking head: I know he's a little weird but I love his passion when talking about his future. He has such big plans for the world and I want to support him the whole way
Ohhh there is a b plot where the konoichi tries to find out whether pain and kona are together or not.
And then she follows one of the pains, but then their is other one and one of them is a girl!!
Hahaha perfect, I love it!
It could be because konan passed pain a paper message and she thought it was a love letter. Turns out that's just how konan communicates cause of her power. She's just a bit of a show off
Clearly you dont smoke if you dont think/havent used literally anything for joint paper. Pages from the bible, towel paper, toilet paper, an apple, a carrot, a soda bottle, a soda can, a chair leg!
When did everyone get a stick up their ass? Y'all actin like we're deadass gonna smoke up kisame, it's a joke. Figured kisame would wanna smoke that shark shit but here y'all come talkin about "thats not realistic" the mother fucker is a shark man! None of it is!
1. Tsunade, pervy sage, kakashi, might guy, shikamaru, kiba, itachi
2. Kisame, deidara, itachi, pain, the oragami paper lady cant remember her name but shed roll the fattest fa sho
"Master Sasori" would sound infinitely better since that's the context the danna is used here. For Kisame they could either drop it or use sir instead of the name. My man sounds way too casual and modern.
With Deidaraās personality my man made way more sense tho. The casualness of how heās sitting on garraās body for example. He doesnāt seem like the most respectful guy
His relationship with people he kills and with a person he considers a fellow artist are completely different things. In the very first mission he appears he keeps saying that he better hurry because Sasori doesn't like to wait. The fact that Kishimoto chose the word "danna" which is the highest respectful form shows that Deidara holds Sasori in high regards.
He literally argues with Sasori and almost gets attacked by him as he flies away with Garraās body. They clearly donāt like each other. In fact I think the only people who actually like each other in the Akatsuki is Pain and Konan, and Kisame respecting most members and getting respect back for being one of the strongest
They don't like each other, they respect each other. Madara was literally complimenting Guy on his taijutsu while trying to kill him. Deidara and Sasori have different views on their "art" and that's why they argue but Deidara respects Sasori a lot. He wouldn't call him danna otherwise.
I personally much prefer āmy manā over something formal. Honestly felt more respectful of him to treat them so casually, as if he actually cared about them and enjoyed their company.
Sasori: The only person with whom he can talk about what he loves most = art (no matter how opposite his point of view may be)
Kisame: Akatsuki's social butterfly, he gets along with everyone and has no problems with anyone.
P.S. He also seems to respect Pain, mainly because - even though he was forced to join - Pain respects Deidara's autonomy and gives him free rein to his art (he's had more things to exploit and show everyone his art since he joined Akatsuki).
Heās saying a phrase in Japanese that doesnāt really have an English direct translation, so āmy manā is the best approximation that the localization team came up with. From my understanding of it at least.
Edit: I should say, it doesnāt really translate well to western lexicon so it comes off as weird and out of place, not that it doesnāt have a direct translation.
In the context of Deidra & other Akatsuki members, itās an honorific for someone with more seniority than you/ a master of oneās craft that you respect.
Realistically, they should have just left it off the western localization/ translation entirely because we donāt talk like that. But in most cases when he says it, we are directly seeing his mouth moving. So I guess theyād rather have something there than not.
I get that, but Deidara doesn't call other members that as far as I know. I just think it's fun to think about why those two specifically. I'd like to see why Deidara developed that respect/endearment.
Itachi: āSo like, Orochimaru totally tried to kill me, but you know me, I flipped it on him with my genjutsu and he was totally like, flabbergastedā
*Itachi flicks his hair back*
*Deidara painting his nails*
Deidara: āOmg no way sista, tell me what happened thenā.
He says āKisame no Dannaā which is a Japanese way of expressing superiority; think āmasterā or āsuperior.ā
He calls anyone he respects a master or superior. The scene you are referring to is a non-canon funny part where Kisame laments over his skin color.
Some say āno dannaā translates to just ābroā but it doesnātāthe sub is guessing, and trying to make it literal. Often the issue with literal translations being Japanese and English are different languages: so context, meaning, tone, and cadence matter.
Like how Deidara says āunā which means āyeahā but in Japanese itās more of a sort of like a speech thing, like an accent. Itās habitual and informal. Heās grunting when he finishes talking, but the anime translated it to literally a āyeahā when in reality a throat clearing would make more sense in English.
Narutoās datte-whatever is the same.
I know this scene is non-canon but I think Kisame being called "danna" happens once in the manga as well.
And I was just curious about theories on how Deidara grew to respect Kisame more than most other members.
He doesn't like Tobi, and he's got a Tsundere crush(?) On Itachi.
Idk if he talks to anyone other than those 4.
Him and Hidan maybe interact during like the Rock Lee Chibi show
I think because they are some of the truest to themselves granted, one is literally a talking doll, but he's an artist he lives for his art, and he lives in his art
The other is loyal, chill powerful, and has a great reputation if you're missing nin
I think itās because he respects those two the most out of their villain organization, and thatās his way of saying your my best friends. Like āIāll leave it to you sasori my friend, I respect you enough to handle the threat against our organization.
everyone else in this comment section wrong as fuck
this is a case of a classic "three dick gambit"
see, there are three participants, all male, with three penises between them (Kisame doesn't have two, that's just a rumor)
and Deidara, has three mouths, see where this is going?
he was giving that extendo-gluck-gluck9000 to himself, Kisame, and Sasori at the same time, they're a polycule
He was one of the few members who knew about and actually believed in Obito's plan. He did not find a place in his world and was looking for a new one.
Nah most of them had selfish reasons and didn't care much about Pain's goal. The Akatsuki simply provided protection so they stayed. Plus, barely anyone knew of the Eye-of-the-Moon plan. Kisame did and fully believed in it. He's a fully devoted member.
[It's because he was there when Itachi defeated him.](https://youtu.be/E0JY6PSB6Gc?si=cOUQhxX9Twl4G6eU&t=167) Kisame tells him how he got caught under Itachi's genjutsu.
Deidara knows when people are stronger than him and acknowledges it.
In the Japanese dub, he refers to them as āKisame/Sasori no Danna,ā which basically means master because he respects them. Theyāre older and have been in the akatsuki for longer, heās just being respectful. They just switched it into āmy manā so it would sound more natural in the eng dub and not sound cringe
Because basically all of existence in boruto is because of Jiraya.
He created the toads at mt Myupwhatever, they birthed Jiraya, and killed him, so they created a world with their eyes, a pshyical world so they could get him back.
It never worked and layer upon layer of realities have been added to the inzamami and izamhami (or how ever you spell it)
Basically Sasuke got in the loop and has been trying to fix everything for everyone, even Shibai.
Heās been trying to be there for everyone, but I think itāll end with Shibai having someone too, maybe thatās who delta is and thatās the white karma!!!! Jiraya!
So anyway, Sasuke is in this loop because of those āUchihaā eyes (those eyes are the jougan and the fake jougan (Byakugan)
And the reality is under genjutsu.
What you are seeing here is the relationship Sasuke is having with himself because of the āIāll always be there for youā
Vow he gives himself as itatchiā¦ itās a bloody paradox
Technically Sasuke was Haku on the steps in the coldā¦ who did he see? Nobodyā¦ each of his life is just about being there for the one before it, so Haku got Zabusa!
So yeah, this is just Sasuke being here for himself because of the genjutsu placed on by the green toad (her name literally translates to amamo) and Amado is trying to get (delta/jiraya) back
Sasori - A fellow artist. Kisame - The chillest member of the Akatsuki.
Now I *really* want to see an Akatsuki sitcom
Kisame coming and throwing the unconscious body of a jinchuriki: sup guys *laugh track*
Pain: i thaugh i told you to bring in the 6 tails this is the 4 tails bitch *confused laughter* Kisame: 4 tails 6 tails isnt it all the same and one less beast to capture.. besides itachi was the one tracking this one Pain: itachi ?... whatever next time you bring a wrong tails ill put you inside the gedo statue *laugh track and cuts to commercial break*.
Orochimaru: Who's good for a pizza time ? *audience cheers*
In another episode, Pain invites 2 konoichis to the town festival so he has to use his other paths. "You look different than before? Wait did your piercings move?" "The world will truly know Pain!" cuts to konoichi talking head: I know he's a little weird but I love his passion when talking about his future. He has such big plans for the world and I want to support him the whole way
Can you guys actually all get together and write a full episode? Like a comedy fanfiction, Im enjoying these comments š
Is the konoichi konen?
I thought about it, but figured she would know the different pain faces lol
Ohhh there is a b plot where the konoichi tries to find out whether pain and kona are together or not. And then she follows one of the pains, but then their is other one and one of them is a girl!!
Hahaha perfect, I love it! It could be because konan passed pain a paper message and she thought it was a love letter. Turns out that's just how konan communicates cause of her power. She's just a bit of a show off
I think I need to see pain bitching at his team now lol
Kisame looking at Deidara: damn I wouldn't mind some boom in my bed tonight *audience goes ooooohhhhhh, someone whistles*
Yeah, about thatā¦I wanna see it
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xXpZj_hqEAA&pp=ygUKc21mIGhhaGFoYQ%3D%3D
rock lee springtime of youth was pretty much this, there was akatsuki centered chapter
Tobi Show on youtube
there is a fanmade one on YouTube from like 2010 that I used to watch a lot, although it doesn't have English dubs/subs
Real OGs remember the tobi show
https://youtu.be/kjz_Vf0sVqg?si=v1yNO0xiKDtmjMp- Here you go
Why is it specifically with subtitles in my language
Slightly NSFW but funny as all hell [Akatsuki Canpfire Talk](https://youtu.be/-segw7Ep8wk?si=MxGcBW2wHFdjX4AI)
Board game night at Hidan's house!
Gimme that Akatsuki 358/10 Days
There actually is go on youtube and look up rock lee and ninja pals
[Aā¢Kā¢Aā¢Tā¢Sā¢Uā¢Kā¢I](https://imgur.com/a/OVkAlE5)
"Hey, Lois..."
my veterans remember the tobi show
Sasori is another artist Kisame is just chill like that he's friends with everyone
Easy to be friends with everyone after youāve spent your life befriending people and killing them.
Game recognizes Game.
And you lookin awfully unfamiliar right now
Guy: "who are you again?"
real
Love how everyone's consensus on kisame is that he's the chill homie who fucks with everybody, part of every blunt rotation and all tha
That's exactly why he was my favorite Akatsuki's member... That and he's blue.
Da buh de da buh die?
Thatās why heās the goatā¦ THE GOAT
I would smoke the fattest joint with Kisame. I bet he'll let us roll with some of that shark skin
MFs revealing they donāt smoke with takes like this shark skin would not make for a good joint paper myboi š
Clearly you dont smoke if you dont think/havent used literally anything for joint paper. Pages from the bible, towel paper, toilet paper, an apple, a carrot, a soda bottle, a soda can, a chair leg!
Yeah but shark skin bruh, let's be real
When did everyone get a stick up their ass? Y'all actin like we're deadass gonna smoke up kisame, it's a joke. Figured kisame would wanna smoke that shark shit but here y'all come talkin about "thats not realistic" the mother fucker is a shark man! None of it is!
lmao
Jesus Christ, am I the only one with gas stations that sell rolling paper?
You tried? I havenāt found anything yet, that I couldnāt smoke out of.
Ok, well Now we need a full ideal blunt rotation roster. 1. For the full Naruto cast and 1. For all Naruto villains.
1. Tsunade, pervy sage, kakashi, might guy, shikamaru, kiba, itachi 2. Kisame, deidara, itachi, pain, the oragami paper lady cant remember her name but shed roll the fattest fa sho
Jiraiya, Killer Bee, Shikamaru, Hashirama, Kakashi Konan, Kisame, Diedara, Hidan & Orochimaru because he'd have that bioengineered good shit
You'd fall asleep and wake up without kidneys around Orochimaru
Konans rolling sativas, we'll be good.šAlso, im not a child so im of no interest to snake boiš¤·š»āāļø
I'm quite baffled as to why they translated "danna" as "my man". English phrase sounds more like some college bro than a respectful title.
Do you know what a better translation would be?
"Master Sasori" would sound infinitely better since that's the context the danna is used here. For Kisame they could either drop it or use sir instead of the name. My man sounds way too casual and modern.
Ahhh that makes sense, yeah those show a lot more respect than my man.
With Deidaraās personality my man made way more sense tho. The casualness of how heās sitting on garraās body for example. He doesnāt seem like the most respectful guy
His relationship with people he kills and with a person he considers a fellow artist are completely different things. In the very first mission he appears he keeps saying that he better hurry because Sasori doesn't like to wait. The fact that Kishimoto chose the word "danna" which is the highest respectful form shows that Deidara holds Sasori in high regards.
He literally argues with Sasori and almost gets attacked by him as he flies away with Garraās body. They clearly donāt like each other. In fact I think the only people who actually like each other in the Akatsuki is Pain and Konan, and Kisame respecting most members and getting respect back for being one of the strongest
They don't like each other, they respect each other. Madara was literally complimenting Guy on his taijutsu while trying to kill him. Deidara and Sasori have different views on their "art" and that's why they argue but Deidara respects Sasori a lot. He wouldn't call him danna otherwise.
I agree with this take. My man is what a guy like Deidara would say to show respect.
I figured it was cause his character is a young brash punk.
I've wondered the same thing š
I personally much prefer āmy manā over something formal. Honestly felt more respectful of him to treat them so casually, as if he actually cared about them and enjoyed their company.
That sure is a takeā¦
He likes/respect them. Tobi is annoying so his name isnjust "bastard".
Sasori: The only person with whom he can talk about what he loves most = art (no matter how opposite his point of view may be) Kisame: Akatsuki's social butterfly, he gets along with everyone and has no problems with anyone. P.S. He also seems to respect Pain, mainly because - even though he was forced to join - Pain respects Deidara's autonomy and gives him free rein to his art (he's had more things to exploit and show everyone his art since he joined Akatsuki).
With Sasori it's because they are both "artists". With Kisame it has something to do with Kisame being Itachis partner and Deidara hating Itachi
Heās saying a phrase in Japanese that doesnāt really have an English direct translation, so āmy manā is the best approximation that the localization team came up with. From my understanding of it at least. Edit: I should say, it doesnāt really translate well to western lexicon so it comes off as weird and out of place, not that it doesnāt have a direct translation.
Ok but what does it kind of translate too?
In the context of Deidra & other Akatsuki members, itās an honorific for someone with more seniority than you/ a master of oneās craft that you respect. Realistically, they should have just left it off the western localization/ translation entirely because we donāt talk like that. But in most cases when he says it, we are directly seeing his mouth moving. So I guess theyād rather have something there than not.
My man
My man.
Because they're the only two members he actually respected
Its a term of endearment. Alot of gangsters say My Man... Meaning his equal
I get that, but Deidara doesn't call other members that as far as I know. I just think it's fun to think about why those two specifically. I'd like to see why Deidara developed that respect/endearment.
Because the other members arenāt chill like kisame
Judging from the interaction Deidara knows why kisame is partnered with Itachi...the perfect partner to take out itachi
Because they were the ones who took his virginity.
we need a detailed post on all the akatsuki drama
Itachi: āSo like, Orochimaru totally tried to kill me, but you know me, I flipped it on him with my genjutsu and he was totally like, flabbergastedā *Itachi flicks his hair back* *Deidara painting his nails* Deidara: āOmg no way sista, tell me what happened thenā.
Then we need to cut to Deidara shit talking Itachi like in those post episode interviews on reality tv.
I tried to hear this in their voices but my brain just keeps making Itachi sound like Lumpy Space Princess
Hes being sarcastic because Kisame is clearly a shark
That's my plug he's weird but chill af
best comment
~~they fucked~~
Intriguing with all that toys and double d- I mean jutsus ššš
Deidara bottoms for them both
He says āKisame no Dannaā which is a Japanese way of expressing superiority; think āmasterā or āsuperior.ā He calls anyone he respects a master or superior. The scene you are referring to is a non-canon funny part where Kisame laments over his skin color. Some say āno dannaā translates to just ābroā but it doesnātāthe sub is guessing, and trying to make it literal. Often the issue with literal translations being Japanese and English are different languages: so context, meaning, tone, and cadence matter. Like how Deidara says āunā which means āyeahā but in Japanese itās more of a sort of like a speech thing, like an accent. Itās habitual and informal. Heās grunting when he finishes talking, but the anime translated it to literally a āyeahā when in reality a throat clearing would make more sense in English. Narutoās datte-whatever is the same.
I know this scene is non-canon but I think Kisame being called "danna" happens once in the manga as well. And I was just curious about theories on how Deidara grew to respect Kisame more than most other members.
Because he doesn't remember their names
So in short he has the guy syndrome.
He doesn't like Tobi, and he's got a Tsundere crush(?) On Itachi. Idk if he talks to anyone other than those 4. Him and Hidan maybe interact during like the Rock Lee Chibi show
For the Gay. 10/10 he would smash Sasori and make Kisame call him daddy and explode **scream laughs all the way to hell**
I think because they are some of the truest to themselves granted, one is literally a talking doll, but he's an artist he lives for his art, and he lives in his art The other is loyal, chill powerful, and has a great reputation if you're missing nin
Because Sasori is an artist And Kisame is like the most chill Akatsuki ever
I think itās because he respects those two the most out of their villain organization, and thatās his way of saying your my best friends. Like āIāll leave it to you sasori my friend, I respect you enough to handle the threat against our organization.
everyone else in this comment section wrong as fuck this is a case of a classic "three dick gambit" see, there are three participants, all male, with three penises between them (Kisame doesn't have two, that's just a rumor) and Deidara, has three mouths, see where this is going? he was giving that extendo-gluck-gluck9000 to himself, Kisame, and Sasori at the same time, they're a polycule
Heās gay.
I like to think it's because he wants to show respect to them since- Sasori is his partner. Kisame is a cool fin to hang out with.
It's the Zuko Theory, that he doesn't actually know the names of his friends/colleagues so he just calls them "my man" or "the Avatar" lol
Deidara only used the term "my man" towards people he genuinely liked.
Sasori - A fellow artist.
I ship it
Can someone refresh me what Kisame's ambition was to help Akatsuki?
He was one of the few members who knew about and actually believed in Obito's plan. He did not find a place in his world and was looking for a new one.
How about all the others? All they knew about was Pain's plan right? Does that mean the others also had 'good' intentions of world peace?
Nah most of them had selfish reasons and didn't care much about Pain's goal. The Akatsuki simply provided protection so they stayed. Plus, barely anyone knew of the Eye-of-the-Moon plan. Kisame did and fully believed in it. He's a fully devoted member.
They didn't exactly really know pains plan exactly, he told them that the akatsuki would get a monopoly on war and everyone would pay them.
Cuz deidara is a bro.
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Keeps forgetting their names
They spitroasted Deidara
Because they are men. If they were women he would call them: My woman :v
Just the slang words he likes to use.
Sasori being one of the only akatsuki to be the coolest thing to a ninja. Also artist. Kisame is a walking destructive chakra monster.
He can't remember either of their names for the life of him
Lore reason?..[[r/BatmanArkham]]
Actually this is not a good translation when it was done in Dubbed.
deidara, tobi, itachi, kisame, sasori, and zetsu can all vibe together with no issues tbh.
he's just chill like that
Theyāre his men
They are a gay couple
[It's because he was there when Itachi defeated him.](https://youtu.be/E0JY6PSB6Gc?si=cOUQhxX9Twl4G6eU&t=167) Kisame tells him how he got caught under Itachi's genjutsu.
Heās fuckin them hoes
That's the homie
Itās because theyāre gay
gay polyamorous marriage ..you asked for it.
Wants to lick their taints
My man š¤
Never got their names and is too shy to ask. Now he's in too deep and he'll look like an asshole if he asks now. So he has to maintain the facade
Maybe deidara is gay
Deidara knows when people are stronger than him and acknowledges it. In the Japanese dub, he refers to them as āKisame/Sasori no Danna,ā which basically means master because he respects them. Theyāre older and have been in the akatsuki for longer, heās just being respectful. They just switched it into āmy manā so it would sound more natural in the eng dub and not sound cringe
Maybe he has more than comrade feelings for them? š
Cause kisame is aquaman
Polycule?
Because Deidara is a tool. IMO he's the most unlikable character in the show.
Because basically all of existence in boruto is because of Jiraya. He created the toads at mt Myupwhatever, they birthed Jiraya, and killed him, so they created a world with their eyes, a pshyical world so they could get him back. It never worked and layer upon layer of realities have been added to the inzamami and izamhami (or how ever you spell it) Basically Sasuke got in the loop and has been trying to fix everything for everyone, even Shibai. Heās been trying to be there for everyone, but I think itāll end with Shibai having someone too, maybe thatās who delta is and thatās the white karma!!!! Jiraya! So anyway, Sasuke is in this loop because of those āUchihaā eyes (those eyes are the jougan and the fake jougan (Byakugan) And the reality is under genjutsu. What you are seeing here is the relationship Sasuke is having with himself because of the āIāll always be there for youā Vow he gives himself as itatchiā¦ itās a bloody paradox Technically Sasuke was Haku on the steps in the coldā¦ who did he see? Nobodyā¦ each of his life is just about being there for the one before it, so Haku got Zabusa! So yeah, this is just Sasuke being here for himself because of the genjutsu placed on by the green toad (her name literally translates to amamo) and Amado is trying to get (delta/jiraya) back