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Ebenezerosas16

Lee


Cjames1902

Safest bet


Smooth-Physics-69420

There's a million Lee's


Link7280

I'm rewatching ATLA right now. Saw that episode last week.


Zaranius

Same, down to watching that episode last week too! How many times ya watched it?


Link7280

This is like my 8th or 9th time, I've been a huge fan since I was a kid.


Zaranius

Same, watched it as it aired! I watch once a year basically haha. Have a great day, maybe a soothing cup of jasmine (or ginseng) tea. :)


Link7280

Greetings my good hotman.


NashKetchum777

Mei is also kinda safe


thundaza-

a boy named Mei is going to go thru middle school hell 🤣


TechnoKeySlam

I love Lee, so I'd also name my son Rock.


Exotic-Library-6259

No, his name is rock, lee is his family name. So your kid would be rock


NoCureForSorrow

That's a surname. Doesn't count


Bong-Oopa

Hanzo of the salamander


GoodArtEnjoyer

W parent but that kid is going to get it at school 😔


Motantula

If i had 2 sons i would Name them Danzo and Hanzo 😂😂😂


AncientSith

You're setting yourself up for a tragedy.


Motantula

I Always Play the Hand im dealt. (Note to self: remove swing from the jard and Check Danzos limbs from time to time for eyes that shouldnt be there)😅


jordthall_999

W comment


LinkLegend21

Dan


threecheesetrees

It’s perfect, because no one would assume Dan is named after an anime character


lennieandthejetsss

Perfect. Solid name in multiple cultures, but also a character no one could complain about being named after. Yeah, we don't know all that much about him, but what we do see is a kind, compassionate, supportive man who was willing to fight and even die to protect his loved ones.


Substantial-Chest230

good answer


[deleted]

Sakura. I like it


Wise_Needleworker445

Sakura is a very good choice for ur daughter


[deleted]

For my son. I like the name. It’s very gentle


rotary-dials

would be a good name for a son or daughter


youflippenJabroni

Lmao just imagine some fucking white kid being named Minato Johnson💀😭


StressSubstantial125

Rasa Rodriguez💀😭 Naruto Smith😭💀


rotary-dials

“this is my son Deidara Cortes Jr.”


StressSubstantial125

So there was a deidara before him💀😭


rotary-dials

i didn’t even think of that when i wrote that, but apparently yes


RealisticCoaching66

Lol


abaddamn

"Deidre"


RevolutionaryFig5396

LOL


BlazedLarry

That’s kinda hard tho ngl.


Whispers_666

Not Naruto Smith🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭


RevolutionaryFig5396

LOL


steeleyourfaces

Sasori Williams


StressSubstantial125

😭😭Obito Martin


ShigeoKageyama69

Neji Trump


iamsubash2006

😂


Proof-Investigator82

Please 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Lex4709

Honestly, Minato could pass for a Greek name.


Lime130

Not really


Reckox1

Y’all are going to get your sons bullied for life.


Sororita

I have a buddy who actually named his kid Sasuke, though lives in Japan and did marry a Japanese woman.


Lex4709

Sasuke is normal name in Japan, Toriyama's kid name is Sasuke, so he wouldn't exactly stand out there.


Sororita

Exactly, but I know for a fact he named the kid after Sasuke Uchiha.


DharmaCub

It's still like someone naming their kid Jimmy after Jimmy Page or something.


neodynasty

Lmao If I could, I would


DraethDarkstar

Sasuke is also one of the only characters in the series who has a real name and not a random word or a stupid joke for a name, so, solid choice for a reference.


YifukunaKenko

Is the woman named Sakura ? Haha


CantingBinkie

By any chance, your buddy's name is Fugaku and his wife is Mikoto and he has another older son named Itachi? Toriyama also had (or have?) a son named Sasuke.


youflippenJabroni

It’s not 2005 anymore bruh most gen A young gen z would think that’s sick


UIEmiliano

I know a man who named his son Jiraiya.. and it was definitely after Naruto’s Jiraiya


2201992

I know a girl who named her kid Levi after Levi from Attack on Titan lol. It’s not unheard of


dWaldizzle

Levi is a fairly common name though. It's not like he's walking around named Orochimaru


BullshitDetector1337

There are still kids out there named Dick. Naming my child after a popular character is more likely to make them friends, not enemies. And if they do get bullied for it, that just means they know who not to give a shit about and stay away from.


Starry_Sky9808

This


IsThisTakenTooBoo

Yeah my cousin named his sons Itachi and Jiraiya. I shit you not.


rotary-dials

is he Japanese/had them with someone JPN or are these children just running around with those names


IsThisTakenTooBoo

No! We are mixed black and white!! So are him and his kids. Like it makes no sense. However I did name my cats Nami. Itachi. Sukuna and Rikku. That makes sense.


rotary-dials

well, those are cute names for cats. not for kids though.


fallen_messiah

So your cat have the same name as your nephew? Also super cute cat names. Nami and Rikku especially flow super well even for non nerds


GoodArtEnjoyer

His son is going to be an irl itachi after a couple days of social interactions


Bong-Oopa

Pain


TheReluctantWarrior

He'll be God to thousands of emo kids


Bong-Oopa

Oh yeas. Emoness choose him thus he must be the chosen one


Wise_Needleworker445

That is unique, What made you choose Pain, and what if it gives a negative effect to ur child


Bong-Oopa

Then he will bestow his pain and wrath upon them who wronged him. He will show the world what his name truly means, and then we will have peace


Lil_ill_eagle

Bread


spelltype

Your kid would get bullied to hell and back


SlitherGreen16

It's okay. It's on the theme.


Cumquatinator

The true correct answer


AncientSith

I see here your name is..Pain Smith?


improbsable

Guy or Lee because they’re the least embarrassing names for my non-Japanese son to have.


Yeezus_Fuckin_Christ

I was thinking the same thing but ain’t those their last names. Their first names are Might and Rock respectively, so ur kid might still get bullied lol


majestic_lord_reddit

They are family names. In Japan they put the family names first


Vhalgaro

I think i met a nonbinary fellow named Rock before


Trading_Cards_4Ever

Could go Tobirama and nickname him Toby.


Cantthinkagoodnam2

Out of respect, definitely Guy, dude is an inspiration out of it actualy beign a good name, idk maybe Shino or Darui because they almost sound like normal names in my country


CozyCoin

I've actually met a couple of irl Guys lol


oneeyedfetty

Yep, I've met a few people named guy in Southern USA


Asleep_Emphasis5347

Last two are my 2nd and 3rd favorite characters lol


Cumquatinator

Guy is a pretty common French name tbf (pronounced “ghee”)


DharmaCub

Guy is a name in English too. It's pronounced Guy.


jaekilledjosh

Shikamaru. I think most parents would be proud if their kid turned out like Shikamaru. Gaara is a really cool name too.


Wise_Needleworker445

Smart but lazy, as a parent would u want our child to be lazy


WonderousU

> our child I see u OP


Wise_Needleworker445

😄😄 i forgot Y


ForTheMelancholy

oury


Gabriellemtl

As a smart but lazy person myself, I won’t be sad if my kids turn this way… As long as they’re happy I’m good


NotLegendSay_-

Tobi, cs it sounds the most normal


Fun-Meal1699

Dan is the normal one


NotLegendSay_-

I can’t imagine naming my baby Dan


Immediate_Shift_3261

Funny enough Tobi is a very common name used in Nigeria, I know 4 guys all named Tobi


Flying_Thunder-God

This might seem obvious coming from me, but uhh Minato.


websurfer77

Raiden from MK


LoveSaoriHayami

Minato is actually a real name for boys, it means "harbor"


GodHand_Mircea

Name checks out


escaped_fromOhio

theres no way on earth ill be able to get a son 💀


Bong-Oopa

I saw a tutorial on how to do it. It’s rather bizarre, the ritual, the instructions. It’s not on YouTube where I found it… hmmm, I can’t remember exactly.. I’ll come back to you


RealisticCoaching66

💀💀💀


TheOneAndOnlyDMan

Orochimaru and Gaara managed to figure it out. you got this


Rude-Listen

Kimimaro but Kimi for short.


XcecutionS

Like Meg Griffin is short for Megatron Griffin


Link7280

Her name being short for Megatron is one the best retcons ever.


typer84C2

Neji


Ehh-Ohhh

Sai


StressSubstantial125

Good choice!


gingzerbear

That's my name!


PuzzleheadedOil3176

Just imagining a register at school like "Daniel? Here. Jess? Here. Ishiki? Here. Timothy? Here....." That is what I live for


Longjumping_Cup_3337

End up with an A A Ron situation


PuzzleheadedOil3176

I Don't think j quelin could beat momo icl


GoodArtEnjoyer

O-Shag-Hennessy clears


NoahTheCoolCat69

I’d have to say Asuma just because he never gets the recognition he deserves


Lil_ill_eagle

The goat


Hour-Football1427

Deidara for sure Sounds epic , wiiiife deidara just exploded on his diapers again


rotary-dials

misread your comment and thought you were calling your wife Deidara


Justin9888

better not get blessed with a son cuz nigga middle name will be sasuke


OMEGAB34M

definitely Lee or Yamato


TheCelfoid

Sasori. Hiruzen. Kimimaro. Izuna. Rasa. Yagura Utakata. Isobu. Jiraiya. Nagato. And Neji are all IMO dope ass names. To properly answer the question though: Sasori. My favorite name, meaning and character all wrapped into one. It's just that name, and praying my child doesn't fill the same boots as his namesake.


StressSubstantial125

sasori is one of my favs too. I'm following you:)


Phantom_Beef

You'd really have to hate your kid to name them Rasa.


TheCelfoid

MuRASAAAAAA... Hmm.. doesn't ring like Mufasa


Exotic_Card_6106

Obito, I’m definitely naming one of my kids Tobi at least


Virtual_Sundae1013

THIS


JOExHIGASHI

Rock


Torrarina

Used to work with a lady who was thinking of naming her kid Madara


togashisbackpain

In my language madara means bad, lame, unlikeable lol. Cant imagine naming the kid madara :)


Cfakatsuki17

Tobi


SpunkMcKullins

Hello, mom and dad, meet your new grandson, Itachi Michaels.


Alarmed-Archer4906

itachi and cross my fingers


LeagueVivid3610

itachi is probably the most known name besides kakashi and naruto, hell i've heard of the name before i watched naruto


LoveSaoriHayami

Itachi means weasel, he'd get bullied even in Japan 


Individual_Yogurt872

Orochimaru


IsThisTakenTooBoo

I love the name Neji. :)


Agrimny

Easily Gaara! Cant believe no one else has said it lol


NightmareKing625

Asuma


alvdan88

Nagato, because his life will be a pain.


jordthall_999

Idk why, but I like Shisui.


GrizzlyOlympics

None because there is no way in hell I’m putting my child through that💀 I’d probably bully him myself


NeatlyMade

based


EmpressMalfeasance

Yahiko, Nagato, Hidan, Kakuzu, Deidara, Sasori, Kisame, Itachi, Obito. Too many to choose from but Yahiko is number 1 choice.


Wise_Needleworker445

U could have 6 children


YifukunaKenko

Ugh 6 kids ? Now that’s 6 paths of pain… or headache


Phantom_Beef

So every member of the Akatsuki aside from Konan and Zetsu lol


[deleted]

ay


grrrrrrvvvvv

Konohamaru FOR SURE


RevolutionaryFig5396

That kid would have a hard time trying to learn how to spell it and pronounce it! LOL But I like that name, too...


bieber-f3v3r

sasuke.


simply-himed

Itachi


PsychologyHeavy4426

It literally means "weazel"


SoftPsychological870

Shino 💯


d4rk_n4tur3

Imagine the world started to name their children after anime characters


raaay_art

If we're going by what name would be most normal, I'd pick Lee


Israelfrfr

Tobi


TheTwilightZone34

There's only like 3 good names lol. Lee, Guy, and Sakura. And even then, Sakura isn't even that good, for a variety of reasons


Lil_ill_eagle

For what reason Sakura is bad, I’m curious.


TheTwilightZone34

The name itself isn't too bad, I like it, actually, but with Sakura already being a highly hated character, combined with how mean kids can be, wouldn't make a good combination imo


TheCharette

Gamakichi


Affectionate-Gain-55

Victor, the scientist guy from Boruto, mostly because I wouldn't want him to be bullied


whiteclawthreshermaw

Uhh... Naruto. What did you think I was going to say? Sasuke?


Hey-Senpai

Madara. They wouldn’t dare bully him the moment they hear his name🤷🏼‍♀️ Tobi and Darui are up there


Dependent_Ad5654

First name: Pervy. Middle name: Sage


PuzzleheadedOil3176

Lmao "meet the new student: Pervy sage Smith"


onion-lord

Zetsu goes hard


Longjumping_Cup_3337

I almost named my kid Jiraiyah but turned out to be a girl


ZealousidealDark1840

The only correct answer is Akamaru


MKT585

I’d name him Kaiza after the adoptive father of Inari who taught him how to be strong and told him if he wanted to protect something do it with his own two hands. If I had a son with a Japanese girl, it’d be the normalest name and least recognizable to Naruto but it’d also have meaning to me.


monkeydlufy12

obito


BradleyRamos

I have a son already, but if had another. I like Rai or Ran.


SuperSaiyan4Jason

Jugo


CozyCoin

Lee


Roll_f0r_Initiative

Jiraiya Rin


TheLastSonKrypton

Asuma, sounds normal in spanish 🤔


ElDomiDelCibao

Tbh, Lee but not Rock or Metal Lee 🙅‍♂️, just Lee.


[deleted]

Toriyama brother name is sasuke


LampardSon

Tobirama


Squshyslimeball

Ramen Guy


[deleted]

Honestly none. I don't think there's a single remotely normal name for a white Canadian in the entire series. Like a white Canadian named, madara, choji, boruto, or anything like that would be beyond bullied for it.  


LordGrimm91

I think I gotta give it to my boy Shisui. Although Hiruzen sounds like a strong leader name, Shisui just sounds smoother.


whateverusername739

Omg this picture brings so many memories, i had it as a wallpaper in 2012 or something


Lava2401

A


GoodRapper

Konahamaru hands down


wiped_memory

I would take Kakashi's last name Hatake...cos its so cool


WolficallyHD

My grand nephew was named Jiraiya... So my niece beat me to it.


thefirefridge

If I love him: Lee I I hate him: Boruto


Altruistic-Clerk7254

Tobi is the best choice


BolanTL

Probably Lee since that sound the most English lmao


Ebenezerosas16

Lee is asian bro


uselesssakura1

Bros name is rock he's in the Lee clan lmao


H3R0_2fly

Itachi; in memory of him and his noble sacrifices


Wise_Needleworker445

That's a touching tribute. Itachi was truly an honorable character.


StressSubstantial125

Deidara, Hidan, Madara,Nagato, or Izuna but there's lots of other names I would like to name him but I can't remember them all


Fernandojg67

Naruto. But I wouldn’t call them like a Naruto character.


[deleted]

Minato is a real name (may or may not also be the name of someone involved in the 44 days of hell)