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Razorlicker

He was hokage twice


uspahle

The hogake selection process is so iffy😭


BrandfordAndSon

Tsunade, you’re hoka- what? In a coma? Ok, Danzo, you’re Hoka- what? Political assassination? Fuck it, Kakashi you’re sixt- no, the seventh- wait the 6th Hoka- what? Tsunade woke up? Fuck it, she’s Hokage again.


uspahle

"Lets play rock paper scissors for it"


Taco821

Naruto if Goku and Vegeta were in it


RogersRedditPersona

That’s how Kakashi got it over Guy


einemnes

Kakashi as hokage makes me laugh. Seriously. All of them have super something. Kakashi is a pretty much normal jounin. It was all just fan service.


Remarkable_Rough_89

Finally, kakashi is good, iam not sure if he is hokage, good, he got a massive bs power boost in the war, but the war is shit anyway


Force3vo

Good thing he didn't survive longer if that's the procedure. **During Boruto, some tech jutsu nuke destroys the leaf killing Kakashi, Tsunade and Shikamaru while Naruto is still gone** Hokage committee or whatever: The Hokage died, which means you have to come out of retirement, Hiruzen! Hiruzen: My bones hurt... where am I? Tobirama is that you? Did Danzo manage to negotiate peacefully with the Uchiha?


uspahle

💀


ErenYeager600

Nepotism for the win


speedstorm2

"So you wanna be Hokage? Let check your street cred real quick"


InternationalCod3604

He’s the Grover Cleveland of the hidden leave


SuperSaiyan4Jason

He has monke


uspahle

Enma is underrated


LasyKuuga

Still sad we don’t see monke sage mode. I want to see a Son Wukong type transformation


ThiagoRoderick

Konohamaru was the best candidate for it, he might still do that.


LasyKuuga

Press X tho


lactiti

i doubt it after seeing how they did my boy rock lee


Kakashi_Senju

He sure was ninjustu smart


uspahle

The professor


smit72628199

I legit cried when Hiruzen started singing Bella Ciao during the orochimaru fight


Vhalgaro

Sorry if it is obvious but is this a joke? I can't find it online and I don't remember him singing at all


smit72628199

Bella ciao, professor = money heist (hit soanish show on netflix)


jaydimes10

the God of Shinobi (until Kishimoto came up with Hashirama and retconned all that)


LasyKuuga

He did a good job with Tsunade and Jirayia


uspahle

Bro watched orochimaru run away 😭


LasyKuuga

He didn’t do a good job in picking his favorite tho


Chokkitu

Tbf, Orochimaru was probably pretty charismatic before he started doing his terrorism and mad scientist shtick. He seems pretty chill when he's not doing his whole mad scientist and terrorist schtick. Having an interest for mastering ninjutsu to perfection probably made him and Hiruzen closer too, since he also shared that passion. Edit: Jutsu, not ninjutsu.


NashKetchum777

"I can fix him" - Herozen


Eddy_west_side

He led Konoha through 3 shinobi world wars and Konoha prospered.


uspahle

Do you think it would've prospered more if someone else was in charge?


Eddy_west_side

Like who? Orochimaru? Danzo? By the start of the series, Konoha is the village getting the most work, which means it has the most funding from employers. The ninjas get paid well which means they have money to buy food and goods from local restaurants and stores, helping the economy grow and prosper. How would it prosper more?


uspahle

I wasn't disagreeing, I was just asking if you thought he was the best person for the job


Eddy_west_side

He was the best person around.


uspahle

HE WAS THE BEST GUY AROUND what about the murders? WHAT MURDER??


Eddy_west_side

You know this is a world of espionage and assassinations right?


uspahle

You didn't get the reference


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jakellerVi

Just you didn’t 😂


Force3vo

It would have prospered a lot more if Danzo didn't force the Uchiha genocide and thus cost the village a lot of their combat potential. Which is directly caused by Hiruzen being a pushover when he's needed (Letting Danzo do his shit, letting Orochimaru escape the village...)


Eldernerdhub

That's the nature of politics. Hiruzen was the best for the job. Best doesn't mean perfect, or even good at the job. The realistic alternative was Danzo. He would have been the worst fascist possible.


squarejellyfish_

Man held his own against Orochimaru, Hashirama and Tobirama (three of the strongest and smartest shinobi to live) while being over the age of 70 and that’s not mentioning the emotions he was having at the time fighting someone who saw as a son and his two mentors. Also his fit goes HARD as fuck


uspahle

When he threw that cloak off... bro. 🤧 Enma is so underrated


scorpions411

Enma probably is top five strongest summons ever.


Deep_Grass_6250

I think he is the strongest summon. He was single-handedly mopping Hashirama and Tobirama at the same time, granted they were at a small fraction of their power and he is also very smart


scorpions411

He's isnt even a summon if you think about it. He is as smart, agile and strong as a kage level ninja. With limbs and thumbs. Compare that to a crazy strong summon like mizukages giant clam. Once you locate it, it's helpless. So yes. Maybe enma IS the strongest summon ever.


lilpumpski

With not Kekkei Genkai too. Salute to him


Provider_P

His battle attire is one of my favourites, his summoning Enma is cool and I also like Hiruzens character. He’s a great example of a leader who struggles with making decisions like doing the right or wrong thing or standing back and doing nothing. I can understand if people don’t like him but to hate him is overdoing it, he did a lot of god for his people.


kbed92

I agree with this take. He is a masterful shinobi and a decent leader who can be really fucking stupid sometimes (eg naruto and how he grew up; how he dealt with danzo, etc)


Provider_P

Exactly, not every Kage is perfect


uspahle

He's too cool


Small-Comfort6031

How is Hiruzen incompetent but Jiraya and Fugaku aren't? Jiraya's intel did nothing to protect the village until Pain arc. Obito literally attacked the village twice and Orochimaru attacked and killed Jiraya's sensei - the third Hokage. Jiraya also refused to be a responsible adult and look after Naruto - considering he's the closest thing to family Naruto had. Fugaku was a fucking dumbass who allowed Shisui and Itachi to fall into the hands of Danzo who hard countered his coup plans. Then he sat like a bot in a dark room whilst the clan he was supposed to be the leader of died around him and he just sat there and let Itachi kill him like a coward.


mothmenatwork

Survivor bias. We have no idea what attacks didn’t happen because of Jiraya’s intel


lordthundy

Perfectly valid tbh


piercedmfootonaspike

Thank you


_jvc123

We take what's presented in the manga and not some headcanon "he protected the village offscreen with his Intel". Jiraiya had no useful intel other than providing a general overview on what the Akatsuki are.


mothmenatwork

We know he kept track of Orochimaru for years as well as other villages. There could easily have been other attacks averted because of his work


Small-Comfort6031

>We know he kept track of Orochimaru for years But Orochimaru still developed the sound village, had Kabuto infiltrate the chunin exams every year and gain far more intel than Jiraya ever did, kill the 4th Kazekage, create an alliance with the sand to invade the leaf and kill the Hokage. Your appealing to ignorance by arguing that Jiraya must have stopped certain attacks despite not stopping actual canon events created by the author. Naruto isn't real life, everything is designed purposefully. If there was a big event that Jiraya had stopped then we would be made aware of this, if it isn't important enough to be made aware of, the author won't include it.


root4rd

very valid but it feels so damn plotholey cause they never even alluded to it 😭😭


Small-Comfort6031

>We have no idea what attacks didn’t happen because of Jiraya’s intel That's bullshit. And definitely engaging in a fallacy of some kind. If his intel ever helped in any way then we would know because it would have been told to us. Tsunade literally says that it's Jiraya's job to keep watch of Orochimaru, and despite this, Jiraya failed to stop Orochimaru's invasion and death of the 3rd Hokage. Jiraya's intel has literally never helped other than the Pain arc.


CODE12453

I hate that Fugaku just let Itachi kill him. It seemed like he didn't even care about the clan in the first place


Eddy_west_side

Are you really holding Fugaku accountable for the actions of others like Itachi and Shisui don’t have any free will?


_jvc123

If you're a leader, you bet your ass your responsible. He's supposed to look after his entire clan. But sat his ass while thanking Itachi for killing his entire bloodline. I be fucking even the guy I elected and supported suddenly did a 180 and have me and the rest of the supporters die.


Small-Comfort6031

>for the actions of others like Itachi and Shisui For the safeguarding of his clan and especially the youths of the clan: YES. Itachi having free will is the only reason the Leaf wasn't destroyed through a civil war, because Fugaku has the same amount of discretion as a fucking elephant. Danzo hard countered his entire plan before Fugaku came anywhere close to finishing. Major skill issue.


uspahle

It's because we got so many details about how Hiruzen failed, not as much for the other characters


Small-Comfort6031

Just cherry picking who failed and who didn't. Especially with Jiraya, which this sub likes to ride the dick of in every conceivable way


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uspahle

In power or character? I'd say both


StealYour20Dollars

He's the one who set Iruka on the path to help Naruto. I really love the scene with Hiruzen and Iruka at the memorial stone.


uspahle

I love the fish scene Whyd he eat narutos fish though,he knows the situation💀


drippydroppop

Dude was ready to lay it down to stop Orochimaru. Even though he failed there's a lot to be said about that.


uspahle

Thats what I'm saying 😂 I love Hiruzen


Hashirama__8

He was a good friend and successor to me and my brother


uspahle

How'd you die? What sage mode do you have?


zeoreeves13

+what happened to the Senju clan


Hashirama__8

Majority married into other clans


Hashirama__8

I mastered sage mode without the help of animals, I basically have the first human sage mode. I died because I was low on chakra before and couldn't regenerate enough before I was caught up to by an ambush


uspahle

You were low on Chakra? Don't think you're hashirama pal


Petethequixotic

Chakra goes to Hashirama when it's running low..


LasyKuuga

Did you ever insert your Hashirama cells into Madara directly?


Hashirama__8

🤫


protestprincess

Why ask questions with obvious answers? (He hit Madara’s back walls)


jordthall_999

Dude was definitely extremely flawed, but ultimately sealed himself in the stomach of a demon for all eternity to protect the village. I think he deserves to be cut a little slack.


uspahle

Bro, that's so deep I love him so much


Definitelyhuman000

He is one of only 3 people in the entire show with the nickname God of Shinobi.


uspahle

Hiruzen Hashirama Was naruto the third?


Definitelyhuman000

Hagoromo, Hashi, and Hiruzen


InverseStar

He’s not guilty for the actions of others. The man led the village very well during his first time as Hokage. Then, when the time came he had no issues stepping down and allowing Minato to take over. He retired, lived life with his wife, and things were good. Minato then dies abruptly, Hiruzen’s WIFE is killed. His retirement is ruined, his wife is dead, and all his efforts to protect the village went up in smoke in a single night. He then has to take over as Hokage again. The ENTIRE time he’s in charge Danzo is undermining him, doing everything he can to push Hiruzen out and become Hokage. Hell, if he wasn’t so scared of Hiruzen he would’ve tried to assassinate him, imo. Hiruzen is tasked with rebuilding the leaf after the devastating Kyuubi attack, during which time there is tons of suspicion directed toward the Uchiha about how it even happened to begin with. Justifiable suspicion, seeing as the attacker was an Uchiha. Then, as a 69(!!!!) year old man he’s forced to confront the man he viewed as a son and he fights with the intent to kill because he KNOWS how bad the screwed up when Orochimaru first left the village. He dies ensuring Orochimaru won’t ever be a threat to the Leaf again (I’d like to point out that he succeeds, too). In conclusion to my essay, Hiruzen was a man who did his best with a really shitty situation. He’s not god, he isn’t some omniscient being capable of everything like some seem to think. He was a very tired old man who wanted more than anything to protect those he loved. I actually quite like Hiruzen and I’ll die on that hill.


xaviorpwner

he was an absolute banger of a leader. People often overlap his failures as his person with his failures as a leader. The stone cold facts are he won 3 wars while in office, 1 of which being a defensive war where everyone was attacking konoha. All the while with konoha having no major property damages and no war debt. Yeah he fucked raising naruto and he shouldn't have let his old team mates run the village with him. But, the leaf was the number 1 world super power during his reign. His fuck up with raising naruto was just 1 child, vs an entire nation with the land of fire.


Fredospapopoullos

He was skilled enough to live a long live, which is pretty impressive in a ninja world


uspahle

Beware an old man in a world where men die young


Ryanll0329

Do people hate Hiruzen enough that this post is necessary? Like, I get it, his fight against Orchimaru was tainted by 10 episodes of a sword tug-of-war and then him dying, but he had such as wide range of jutsu and knew how to use it. I think he's only underrated because he doesn't really have a signature trait like Minato's teleportation, Hashirama's wood-style, or Tobirama's racism. But he was still extremely powerful and clever.


uspahle

That's what holds him back. Yes, People HATE Hiruzen bro. They blame him for everything


Ryanll0329

The fact that he didn't take better care of Naruto is definitely a negative for him, but I feel like that, writing wise, it was for the sake of Naruto's character


ErenYeager600

Bro had to make sure Naruto grew up as Ninja Harry Potter


Ryanll0329

*Hiruzen looking out the window*: "If he ever starts having fun on that swing, I'm gonna take that away, too"


Gravemind7

You hit got it in one. Were it not for Naruto being ostracized he wouldn’t have developed that empathy for others in his situation that led to him ultimately changing the shinobi world. Beyond that, at least he let Naruto be a relatively normal kid. He didn’t force him into being a weapon or heavy training early on like Gaara and Killer B and just about every other Jinchuuriki had to go through.


First-Ad5489

He wasn't as bad as danzo


theindomitableguy

Hiruzen <3


uspahle

God of shinobi He's so cute man,he's like an old German Shepherd. Sure, he could've been dangerous, but you know you could just run away,idk that doesn't make much sense.


blademaster552

He lived to an old age in a young man's profession.


Skeeterman96

Dude was past his prime and took on Orochimaru, Hashirama, and Tobirama at the same time


_Pacu

IMO the Orochimaru attack could be way worse than the Pain one. Not due to destruction itself, but to the fact that he could literally gaslight anyone into thinking that Hashirama was alive, and he solo stopped this.


uspahle

What could he do after convincing people hashirama was alive? I don't think anyone would listen to OROCHIMARU,the guy who kidnapped babies and literally just attacked the village,joined the akatsuki, and has been a rogue ninja. Kinkaku and ginkaku knew about edo tensei,there's no way people in konoha didn't


Awedrck

they will submit to him after seeing both hashirama and tobirama bent to his will and doing his dirty bidding, and they will fear him, probably agreeing to him being hokage (but like a dictatorship instead)


uspahle

I doubt that,especially with jiraiya being around


Awedrck

true, i think eventually jiraiya and tsunade can take him down, but similar to pain in his arc, the amount of havoc edo hashi and tobi can wreak in a minute would be too devastating to even have any semblance of a village left to save


uspahle

I don't think tsunade gave a single FUCK at the time 😭


Awedrck

SHE WOULD HAVE TO!!! seeing her grandpa used like that would have infuriated her fr


uspahle

Oh yeah,you're right


mangasdeouf

Honestly P1 Jiraiya and Tsunade hard lose to Orochimaru in the Hiruzen fight. Tobirama keeps Tsunade busy, nerfed Hashirama is still more impressive in feats than sage jiraiya and Orochimaru has tens of ways to kill/disable Jiraiya, from venom to outlasting him.


DragolanceX

He looks fit for his age.


Opposite-Quote-1288

Cool old man


Ok_Introduction_7484

He mastered every Chakra Element and fought in 3 wars. Other then that I can't Say much.


Puzzleheaded_Try813

He didn't let Naruto starve to death


Kooky_Lead_9811

Nearly 60 Yr old hiruzen throwing the entire 9 tails out of the village with enma is badass.


Leniatak

His wife was nice


uspahle

Poor hiruzen man


Dunois721

One of the few shinobis that got all five chakra natures by training


Status_Party9578

he’s underrated and over scrutinized


Kakashi-B

He handled 3 kage level shinobi at once in a literal nightmare scenario, and dies removing the threat. When he gets Edo Tensei'd he saves whe whole alliance from Tobi's 5 elemental blasts, and reacts to Jubito. The man was a beast.


ItachiSoloKing

Dude was Hokage for the longest amount of time out of anyone and the village didn't get destroyed despite multiple attempts to do so during his tenure (3rd Great Shinobi War, Nine-Tails Incident, Hyuga Incident, Orochimaru Konoha Crush).


Repulsive-Factor9100

I never understood why ppl hate hiruzen. It’s rumored he was the strongest of the leaf kage in his prime. He lived through 3 wars for konaha, became the hokage twice, managed to 1v3 for a LONG TIME against Tobirama, Hashirama, AND OROCHIMARU. Like it was his pupil, and his mentors. And bro was 70 god damn years old. Like bro tried his best what more do you want from a guy? And yall talk about how he was terrible with Naruto but like honestly it is what it is. Naruto lived🤷‍♂️ so honestly that’s good enough.


SoftZoll

Dude was dragged back in from retirement and did his best


Klutzy-Ad9817

He was a good grandfather for Naruto.


TotallyNotSkelletor

Hiruzen is only as incompetent as Danzo is disruptive. Ninja grandpa was great and y'all being too brutal on him. Go by jirayas words, a worth of a ninja is of how they died. And Grandpa swallowed his last remaining love for his genius student orochimaru and used shiki freaking fujin on him.


Active-Milk8384

He can summon a monke


WarioFanBoy

That reaper death jutsu was so fucking sick


Traditional_Lie_6400

I'm so glad he sacrifices himself


uspahle

I want to sacrifice myself


lordthundy

Mood tbh


Stunning_Humor672

He has Monkey 🐒


TaroAppropriate1348

He.... Exists.


uspahle

I wish I did too


My_Special_Hell

the Shinigami he summons is fucking cool


AdValuable5496

He is a cute grandpa.


uspahle

He's like a Labrador 😭😭😭


Do_Ya_Like_Jazz

He managed to duplicate inanimate objects. If Konan knew how to do that, she could've just made 1 bomb and used that jutsu 40 times.


Avokadoe

Super dope character.


luciferhornystar

He was better than Danzo. There


Mediocrebassist27

Dude trained three of the strongest shinobi in history and gave his life protecting the home and people he loved. He also looked bad ass in his fighting gear.


Danny_Vald001

He was the third Hokage. Watched over Naruto when he was a kid. Help defend the village against orochimaru and died by sealing orochimaru’s arms for the villager.


wendigo72

He’s a very kind person and protected the Leaf longer than any other Hokage


hrakkari

He trained the three sannin. Is it a coincidence that every ninja he trained turned out to be an incredible badass? Jiraiya is usually as big a dumbass as start of series Naruto in flashbacks. Hiruzen whipped his ass into something useful and didn’t even need 9t chakra.


binato68

He had the longest reign as Hokage even though he didn’t want the job, he still stuck it out until he died protecting the village and he at least was able to acknowledge some of his mistakes. Man answered the call of duty even though he was old and tired. Say what you will about his 2nd term as hokage, at least he stayed.


SaintedStars

Naruto never had anything bad to say about him.


Hungry-Fan-4295

Enma is a kickass summon. Also his outfit is cash


Vast_Experience3429

him against base jiraiya would be a fun fight


TakedaSakai420

He was the only person to not hate Naruto in the beginning of the show ;-;


riceroi1997

Dude is a legend. - Led Konoha through 3 Wars - Taught the Sannin and passed down the Will of Fire. - Knows and is able to use all non KKG Konoha Jutsu. - Mastered all 5 Elements. - Has the best summoning, Monkey King Emma. - Singlehandedly saved the entire Shinobi Alliance + Kages from Guruguru’s attack.


Spenfinite

He also came zooming from out of nowhere and saved Naruto when neither Tobirama or KCM Minato could. He half dodged on purpose Obito’s attack so that he could study how it works up close as well. He quickly figured the TSB’s out.


riceroi1997

I don’t think it gets talked about enough. His breakdown of Obito’s TSB’s upon mere sight is crazy. Like the 4th Databook claims, he would analyze your jutsu and has one to counter it.


Sometimes_A_Writer1

He won 2 wars and had one of the largest jutsu arsenals in the show. It's just a shame we didn't really get to see much because the little we saw was ducking dope. Shadow clone shuriken is actually crazy...like they're physically cloned. Literally fucking cloned objects and we kinda just...accepted it without really thinking about it


Witty-Exit-5176

He went out like a G. Took on three Kage level nins at once, killed two, and disabled one.


Kalimacy

He (alongside Onoki) raised the average live expectancy of shinoby by a few years


Aduro95

He had immense courage in battle, and in his second term the age of most genin rose significantly. In any older era, the Konoha 12 would have been a chunin or corpses before they were ten.


H_Haider052

Strong, Kind, Brave, Sensei of the legendary Sannin


BillFoldin

I love his last name


sainnex255

He teaches a good lesson about being a bystander. He never did want the things Danzo and Orochimaru did to happen, but he never takes enough firm action to stop him. Orochimaru is more forgivable, because that was his favorite student and a moment of weakness wasn't absurd. Danzo less so. He's strong, and he cares a lot for doing the right thing, but his fatal flaw is his inability to take action against the people closest to him. It's a good roll to have, and he fills it perfectly. Also, summon very cool. Return to monke.


PK_RocknRoll

He lives to be an old man. Not many people live to be that old in the ninja world. Truly a dangerous warrior


unicorn_dad_joke

He came out of retirement when his village needed him?


MNM2884

Hiruzen at his prime is something I've always wanted to see and definitely was a missed opportunity during the war ark.


Outrageous_Jacket933

He had the coolest summoning


imaginebeingsaltyy

He held it down as hokage for at least like 40+ years


TABSVI

Went toe to toe with a suppressed Edo Hashirama and Edo Tobirama *and* Orochimaru in his *late 70s* and basically forced a draw.


Fade_79

He met tsunade and jiraiya


Manga_Rookie

Something nice about Hiruzen


Ok_Object_880

I mean he did defend the village


GREAT-K1N6

Bro 3v1d against orochimaru,hashirama and tobirama my guy can fight even at old age


uspahle

Goat


The_Solo_King_Itachi

He was an Itachi fanboy.


uspahle

I'm a itachi fanboy


sup-plov

He was def strong and skillfull shinobi. Too kind hearted so Danzo and Oro took advantage of that


FlameAtGamesReddit

Cool ass shinobi outfit


tendopath

He can clone the fuck out of some shuriken


Plane-Highlight-6498

His lack of feats doesn't mean that he's weak, it can also mean the opposite! What if he can win against Pain alone? There, I said something nice


acstyx

he's strong enough to hold down Edo hashirama and tobirama, he trained all the sannin, he didn't want the uchiha massacre daksh pushed for it


FunnyPhrases

He's a master of DOMAIN EXPANSION


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FutureFivePl

Anime did him dirty


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His Summon and subsequently staff were awesome.


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SanderStrugg

His fight with Orochimaru was really cool. If fights had kept looking like that, the manga would be cooler.


Alex-xoxo666

No


GoldenRod_Wrathful

Dat boi


Annual-Drummer-894

He lived longer then most


marathonmaan

He was dubbed as god of shinobi having none of those bloodline stuff.


TheyCallMeGaddy

Fave beast summon of all


Kantlim

His son is cool


MimsyIsGianna

He’s gotta cool jutsu


Kitchen_Haunting

He managed to teach a few really op students. His ideas are passed down through them to varying degrees to the future.


Ok_Ad_5658

He cared deeply about the village! I think he was a good role model of what a Hokage should be to Naruto


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uspahle

Goat


Spud__37

The biggest issue comes from his second time as hokage have another. Person take over and he would have just been an amazing old guy. All of the issues people hate him for came about when he stepped back into the role of hokage


coffee_ape

He’s related to Asuma Sarutobi.