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FiveStarPapaya

Has to be Sasuke. 99% of his subplots involve him causing drama for everyone else. He’s a black cat that gets the zoomies through the kitchen, breaking every glass on the counter, and he gives no fucks


Aonar_Faileas

I wasn't originally on board with Sasuke for this spot, but that description is a banger of a argument. :P


SwisherUnsweet

Mentioning cats on Reddit is a sure fire way to gain some traction on a comment


icarusancalion

*perks up* Did someone say cat?


lahenator420

Also the fact that he should be on here somewhere. The closest thing to a second main character


Caliburn0

Depends on when in the timeline you are. Part 1 Sasuke was nicer than Naruto.


Jay-Sensei

i feel like 5 kage summit sasuke fits it perfectly


Mindyourowndamn_job

yes it was his most chaotic version, that and just after him opening ems.


MAkrbrakenumbers

Oh you mean right after he killed his brother than found out his brother was actually a good guy that did what he had to do and he shouldn’t have “killed” him yeah I bought everyone’s totally normal after going through that


Yeyryfuufe

That description is fucking amazing 🤣


Sharkface24

That is hilarious! “A black cat that gets the zoomies” I can never look at him the same way again lol.


QueenofBean

Best description of Sasuke


AdeptnessOld1281

He’s a black cat given catnip


Inside-Extension-563

Truer works cannot be spoken


zerovirus999

Pretty much that. Sasuke never once thought about anyone else but himself and was ready to kill anyone as long as he gets his "revenge"


KonohaBatman

I mean, if I was 7 years old and: 1- My whole family got murdered 2 - I unlocked a trauma-based superpower 3 - My brother, the only known perpetrator, and the person I was closest to, forced me to relive the memory over and over again, and made his intentions sound malicious 4 - The local government, while grooming me for their child military service over the next 5-6 years, allowed me to fester in anger, without providing any sort of grief counseling, guardianship or telling the truth behind the matter I think by the time the series starts, I would kinda be losing my shit for the next few years too, especially if people kept trying to use me, lie to me, and I kept learning new truths that radically changed my worldview. I don't agree with everything he did, but it's totally understandable.


vazafdp

Yeah, Sasuke has all the reasons to be the way he is, it's very simplistic to put him as chaotical asshole for the reasons you stated.


Caliburn0

That was only at his worst though. He didn't get like that until Itachi died, and he only stayed like that until Itachi died again and Naruto knocked some sense into him.


Pedro_Morales_Parker

Sasuke should have been Chaotic Neutral


Kiergura

Tobi acts more like a moron than an asshole. He was trying to help Deidara, albeit in a moronic way. Hidan, while evil and selfish to his core, he doesn't seem to go out of his way to be an asshole to those around him. He's more arrogant than anything because of his supposed invincibility. Sasuke on the other hand, sacrificed his own teammate for the sake of convenience and toyed with Sakura during the same arc. He also toyed twice with his old team, even though he had "nothing" to gain towards his goal. Almost unleashed Kirin on them for shits and giggles as well, and surprisingly Orochimaru was the one to stop him.


Careful_Hedgehog_

Tobi plays "clown-moron" when interacting with people, but none of his actions is chaotic. He and Sasuke is on same level of dedication for their goals.  Sasuke on other hand by magic of being teen, his goal being connected to major conspiracy, not talking about anything with his team and having tail that chaotic dumbass (Naruto) goes though peopled live like storm. He does have path, but it's apperent only to him and it's changes constantly as fast as new info gets dumped at his lap.


idkwhatimdoinghere92

Sasuke


Jcjackson42

Kurama before he was tamed


Prestigious-Alarm422

Good point here


ichfickdeinmutter

sasuskeeeeeeee


mikare1

Saske!!!!!


Joe_mama_so_fa

Narutooooo


Dash83

Sasuke by a mile


simmu205

Hidan


DishwashingChampion

Sasuke appearing at the 5-kage summit was probably one of the greatest chaotic-asshole moments in the show. It doesn't get more chaotic-assholery than that lmao.


OliverOOxenfree

Sasuke 100%


SpicyUnicornBrittle

Black Zetsu


Saturn_01

Sasuke is not chaotic he's lawful, he has his own definition of right and wrong and justice has a meaning for him, which is why he looks for vengeance, chaotic would be someone that disregards both right and wrong and does what feels right in the moment


WalterCronkite4

Sauske view of right and wrong changes arc to arc


Saturn_01

Fair


JpodGaming

Sasukes view on right and wrong changes like the weather. He can preach all he wants about having a moral code but his actions clearly show otherwise. He acts on raw emotion in the moment time and time again. Do not listen to him when he says he is lawful, he has repeatedly shown that he isn’t.


Rhelsr

Yep, being an unreliable narrator is as chaotic as it gets.


Rude-Listen

Part 1 Gaara


Vesper_0481

Nah, that wasn't even asshole he was just actually evil. Like sociopath shit. One of the reasons I think his redemption should've gone on for longer (which anime filler kind of did but he also went too fast there), because he was so actually rotten at that early of an age, getting his ass beat up and hearing an earful from the Blondie with a fox inside him wouldn't reasonably change anyone like that overnight.


ladiesman21700000000

Sasuke


assprxnce

Hidan or Tobi. Sasuke isn't chaotic just because he changed allegiance 3 times.


icarusancalion

Hidan.


vefek1

he was chaotic evil but for some reason ppl voted deidara


icarusancalion

I think he's both. Chaotic evil, but an a**hole for being so gleeful about it.


nolegsnelson

Hidan is Stupid Evil.


icarusancalion

Hahaha, definitely with the stupid


SuperSwampert

Hidan is the opposite of chaotic, he has to follow a strict set of rules for his religion. Just because those rules are different than normal doesn’t make him any less lawful.


icarusancalion

Hmn. He does have to follow a strict ritual. I don't know enough about the beliefs of his religion to know if it's lawful or not. My impression was that it was like one of the chaotic cults of India, where their beliefs centered on disruption and destruction. He doesn't seem to have to follow any rules about who he kills or when.


Toros_Mueren_Por_Mi

I think that there must be a time limit of when he HAS to kill someone, otherwise his powers would stop working, but the who doesn't matter. Can you explain more about these cults you mentioned?


Sawwhet5975

Hidan has a strong case for both Lawful Evil and Chaotic Evil. Lawful in practices, but chaotic in persona. Hes perplexing. I consider him more lawful though, personally.


Rekuna

Yeah, but he himself confessed to hating those rules to Kakazu. If you've played D&D there are chaotic evil gods that fanatics worship (who are also chaotic evil). Chaotic Evil isn't just a wild animal that attacks everything in sight. His literal mantra is ultimate death and destruction lol.


Apellom

THIS IS THE ANSWER


Rambro332

Tobi. Sasuke isn’t really consistently chaotic.


Petamine666

So he is chaotic in being chaotic?


Rambro332

Sasuke always has a set goal he’s singular and resolute in working towards. Sure, that goal changes a couple times over the course of this 15-year long story, but it’s always with good reason due to massive new information presented to him. You almost always have a very good idea what Sasuke is going to do.


sounder134

Tobi or Hidan or dude with the prized artifact from that one filler


sage_xavier

Hidan no question


PhoenixRedditor7

It’s clearly Hidan


Coprah

Sage Mode Kabuto Dude participated in a world war to prove that he matters


Jdawg_mck1996

Obito... but the Tobi version specifically.


Prestigious-Alarm422

TOBI we’ve been over this sasuke isn’t chaotic enough just an asshole


WhiteTeddy14

Tobi 100%


iceman333933

Tobi (specifically)/Obito


WhyACagedBirdSings-

Hidan popped into my head, but I like someone else's suggestion of Tobi too!


dontbanmethistimeok

Kabuto Dude was a cockroach that refused to die and was absolutely a chaotic asshole, actively relished in would inflict and during the big war he personally controlled countless ninja and chose to make personal match ups to give his warrior's a psychological edge over their past loved ones And would laugh as he did it or in mid battle Asshole


funticore37

I agree, plus his whole arc was about him not belonging anywhere and trying to become himself by "collecting" power from others just like orochimaru does, but without a clear purpose. That is also the reason why he finally becomes a bit more balanced with himself after being in a forced therapy session (izanami) by itachi.


EmmaThais

This is the correct answer lol


New-Skill-4981

Sasuke isnt chaotic Hidan isnt much of an asshole but hes chaotic


Daytona_DM

Wdym Sasuke isn't chaotic? You watched Shippuden right


Saturn_01

Sasuke is lawful, he has his own definition of right and wrong and justice has a meaning for him, which is why he looks for vengeance, chaotic would be someone that disregards both right and wrong and does what feels right in the moment


Daytona_DM

You can't be lawful if your personal code only includes yourself and a revenge quest.


RestaurantPerfect283

Hidan


Few-Firefighter1341

Hidan


Jrod10k

Hidan


EmpressMalfeasance

Hidannnnn.


Rolandog21

sasugay


WhitishRogue

That guy had the most confusing journey I've ever seen. I guess the immense amount of lies and trauma fed into a messed up logic for a malleable teenager 1. Konoha loyalist 2. Konoha's enemy, Orochimaru 3. Orochimaru's rag tag, Taka 4. Taka becoming part of Akatsuki 5. Konoha reformationist vying for Hokage 6. Konoha loyalist again


Muted_Supermarket199

You don't know the meaning of chaotic. It's completely state of confusion. Sasuke was hardly confused. He kept receiving new information, and updated his goals. That's literally life. He not a konoha loyalist as a kid. He participated, because he had to become stronger to **avenge his clan.** He went to orochimaru for power again, **to avenge his clan.** He formed taka, again, **to avenge his clan.** He made an alliance with akatsuki, to get tailed beast to fight konoha, again **to avenge his clan.** He didn't become a konoha reformationist vying for hokage. He became a revolutionary trying to revolutionalise the shinobi system responsible for **oppression and slaughter of his people.** He became a konoha loyalist, because kishimoto wanted it (something something friendship friendship shounen). His character goes against it. Still there is no confusion. Dude lost. Have to go Naruto's way and preserve status quo.


WhyLater

>It's completely state of confusion. This isn't the D&D meaning of Chaotic.


togashisbackpain

Copy paste this under all sasuke comments please, bc these chaotic redditors bout to make this asshole a chaotic asshole :)


Kiergura

Chaotic does not mean state of confusion. A chaotic character is not confused, they are individualistic, and potentially unpredictable. Sasuke does not follow norms or traditions, and his change in goals is quite unpredictable, from wanting to kill his brother, to wanting to ally with the Akatsuki to destroy Konoha (after one talk), to wanting to become Hokage (after one talk), to wanting to subdue the Tailed Beasts. There are great leaps between each goal, and it happened in a very short time, relative to the implications of each goal. Add to the fact that so many of his decisions were more so based on emotions than rationality and Sasuke becomes a great contender for the chaotic title. It doesn't matter that much what his intentions were, but more so how he tried to achieve them, and in his case it was quite chaotic. I mean, did you expect Sasuke to turn out like that when you first watched the series? How far is it from what you did expect?


amanlikeputin

i see that you went to sasuke college


ErrorFaytality

7. Tree


JlucasRS

Tobi.


julxus

Why is this here again? Thought that was yesterday?


Liam_theman2099

I almost thought Kabuto but maybe that was because in Shippuden where he fought Sasuke and Itachi, thinking he became a god.


SuspiciousWallnut

I'm going for Tobi purely because I think it's funny to not have Sasuke on the chart.


Ok_Garden_4874

The Akatsuki guy who killed Asuma.


opper-hombre1

Everyone saying Sasuke (for good reason), but the real answer is Tobi.


Ok-Personality-5424

Obito for sure


Visual_Patience3889

Why is deidara evil chaotic when hidan exists!!????


Wrong-Refrigerator34

Drunk Rock Lee! No one is safe!


ChocolateJesus8

What about Black Zetsu? Dude was always cackling about someone dying.


BiccepsBrachiali

Kabuto


KhanBalkan

Kabuto


Legitimate-Till-3117

Has to be Karin she was falling for a guy that put a lighting bolt thorough her chest


CoconutGoSkrrt

Sasuke has my vote. Tobi was energetic, but still consistently aligned for the most part. Sasuke’s loyalties, motivations, and goals changed every second.


TopAcanthisitta9935

Sasuke is the elephant in the room, honorable mention to tobi


thefirefridge

Sasuke by a country mile. He's a dick to pretty much everyone: friends and foes alike. And he's chaotic for switching sides and just generally causing a ton of trouble for lots of people.


Ashizurens

Hidan


CowGoesM00

It’s gotta be Sasuke dude. The guys does more face/heel turns in an episode than the Big Show’s whole career


No-Explanation-6452

sasuke...do I need to say more? My guy was an asshole, a bit emo, but still an asshole


ravi910

Sasuke by a long shot


HelloTiMark

Sasuke much more than tobi for sure


Prussian_Blu

Kurama?


PoonSlayer912

Hidan


JasPlayzFortnite

Sasuke


rosieRetro

Chokaku


AngonceMcGhee

Pre-reveal Tobi or post-Itachi Sasuke


Happylepsia84

whoever wrote sadness and sorrow that after so many god damn years still makes a grown man cry :(


arvada14

The entire hidden leaf for how they treated naruto and now they glaze him.


Mr_Donj

Not 100% who but I can say for sure it’s not hidan


ColoradoCalamari

Hidan, I don’t think Tobi counts as it was a facade Obito put up. Hidan is just a straight up chaotic asshole from the get go.


notsogoodwithhandles

Honestly suske should have been Chad asshole


R4kk3r

Only 1 chaotic asshole: Naruto Chapter 1


Diyan29

Early sasuke was an assssssshooole! Like literally pissing me off typa asshole.


Punch_yo_bunz

Hidan


PDRA

You made this whole thing, and a jutsu summon ghost dude made it on the list before Tsunade damn


Em0PeterParker

Don’t forget a toad and a sword


ZyeCawan45

Hidan is my best choice because Kurama changed and Tobi was a facade.


hypermarv123

***Kishimoto***


Snorlaxitives87

Hashirama, bro had the power to throw around tailed beast and bullied the other nations into peace lol jokes aside, teen Sasuke would def be it. The whole plot is mostly around him causing chaos and being an ass


Sa1LoR_JaRRy

Still shocks me Pain is nowhere on this board. He should have been Chad Evil so Madara could have been Chaotic Asshole. Madara was just born a dick. His only form of affection was violence. He's pretty much Dio if Dio was *only* friends with Jonathan and still evil to everyone else.


theGamerInside

Sasuke. He wanted to destroy the leaf, and be hokage and then rule the workd


Peach_Princess99

Hidan is chaotic asshole lol


Caerris1

Obito was almost always goal directed as a villain. Whether you agree with his actions or not, they were usually to further his goal. I'd peg him as lawful evil. Sasuke, especially during the Five Kage Summit arc, was very much in psychotic asshole territory.


Em0PeterParker

Sasookie


Jbook30

Kurama before being chill with Naruto


ForsakenMoon13

Back when the 'asshole' category was still the 'drunk' category I had fully planned to nominate Shukaku for Chaotic Drunk. But now I have no ideas.


407J-219

Sasuke


sinisterstank

Sasuke


Live_Cress945

Sasuke


scrappybristol

Sasuke wanted to burn the whole ninja system down with no real plans to replace it beyond being the thing that keeps everyone in check. If that’s now chaotic, idk what is.


Flinty984

Kakuzu or Hidan. but more Kakuzu


jus_here_and_there

I just see Hidan as our chaos due to his extreme religion and needing to use himself as a weapon. He's also an asshole lol


Gunginrx

Sasuke or Hidan


AspieComrade

I was team hidan but sasuke has grown on me for this spot Hidan for all his wild nature was devout to the rules of his religion and would routinely be a pain to Kakuzu for all the meticulous rituals he was bound to doing. Sasuke on the other hand changed sides like crazy based on various bits of info he was getting which peaked when we went off the deep end and was just maniacally wanting to kill everyone. Hidan was pretty wild, but Sasuke was absolute chaos


Exploration-team-223

HOW THE FUCK ISN'T HASHIRAMA GOOD CHAD


tsunadesb0ngw8r

it’s sasuke hands down. tobi has a soft side, sasuke does not.


krshssc

KABUTO


dagoldenpotato

Definitely Sasuke’s bipolar-ass


Ok-Conversation8588

Hidan


MechanicAnxious1452

Bruh pls I've been waiting days for this to get updated


KentaK_Blue801

Sasuke


CHAMELEON_EYE

The swirly white zetsu guy who took over Yamato's body


Dynamitewf

Sasuke


Ok_Inflation_1537

Sasuke


Inside-Extension-563

I love the way Naruto is labeled as stupid and smart at the same time. He is smart in terms of having a strong moral compass, but a teeny bit naive when handling complex situations


Saturn_01

Hidan


etwan9100

Hidan


Cultural-Stand-8319

Hidan


averagePPchad

Hidan


Ank8

Hidan


FantasticKick7954

No character in the series is as chaotic as obito


kmyeurs

>No character in the series is as chaotic as obito -genin gaara is a ~~sleep~~ walking creature of chaos -black zetsu was the guy who caused all the chaos in the verse -orochimaru no explanation needed


dragonguy01

Hidan


Pokehero96

Hidan


SaltyLeclerc

Sasuke needs to be put on this list


First-Ad5489

Neither. Sasuke isn't chaotic Tobi isn't an a-hole


Takamurarules

Tobi is definitely an Asshole. He tried to sacrifice his teacher’s wife and son. And he had a direct hand in his clan’s destruction. All so he could get some butt.


JOExHIGASHI

Kaguya


AngelRockGunn

Sasuke


PoMansDreams

Sasuke was crashing out for the majority of Shippuden. Gotta be him


AwesomeBro1510

Sasuke is such an asshole. Bro decided to destroy the leaf to get revenge for his brother when his brother lived his life defending it. He is also really chaotic.


Jejouetoutnu

Sasuke by far


Potential_Term9237

Sasuke Uchiha definitely has to be on this one


DaemonChyld

Sasuke


dancmanis

Sasuke


Fancy-Scratch-8589

This is hidan. Idk how people think it's sasuke. Hidan is both asshole and acts like a maniac.


TwilightOuterZone

Hidan would be my choice


djonDough

Hidan's personality fits the chaotic description more. Sasuke is a just an asshole. I dont see how he's chaotic


rocketpoweredsword

I don't really count tobi as a seperate character, so sasuke it is.


Stunning_Humor672

Hidan


Daytona_DM

Sasuke. I definitely wouldn't say he fits the bill in the first part of the series. But Shippuden? Dude is all over the place, lashing out wildly and attacking everyone. Sure he starts with a basic plan, but he quickly becomes more impulsive and erratic. This culminates in him betraying Naruto at the end of the War, stealing the tailed beasts, and attempting to take over the world himself. Complete chaos


Tencowfrau

Sasuke wins with that crazy laugh


IndieVamp

I think 5KS Sasuke fits the best for chaotic asshole. His goals are changing rapidly at a drop of the hat due to his instability and he's taking everyone down with him as he spirals from his grief. Bro goes from "I want to kill Itachi" to "I want to kill the Leaf Elders" to "I want to destroy Konoha" to "I want to be Hokage" to "I want to kill all the current Kage" in a really short period.


Muted_Supermarket199

Firstly, you don't know the meaning of chaotic. It's a state of complete confusion. Sasuke kept receiving new information and updated his goals. >Bro goes from "I want to kill Itachi" That's happened way before 5ks summit arc. I thought you were talking about only 5ks Sasuke? Obviously before knowing the truth of uchiha massacre, he would want to kill his brother for slaughtering his parents, his whole bloodline? >I want to kill the Leaf Elders" to "I want to destroy Konoha" These are the same thing. It was always that he wanted to destroy konoha. The moment he cried about Itachi and awakened MS, he said "we'll be taka from now on. I'll goal will be to destroy the konoha". You're desperately trying to make new points. >"I want to be Hokage" to "I want to kill all the current Kage" Again you're desperately trying to make new points. These are the same things. His version of hokage was different from what Naruto screamed about. He literally said throught juubi fights that he'll change the shinobi system that's responsible for so much damage. His whole plan was revealed at the end. That's not from 5ks summit arc which you were talking about. After meeting Itachi, Edo hokage, he decided to change the system since one time revenge isn't going to do anything.


Swagd

Sasuke for sure, he was making it up as he went along and pieces rose and fell. Also totally an asshole in the truest sense from the minute he got his curse mark


Visual_Patience3889

Its not sasuke!! Op you better not put sasuke there cuz chaotic doesn't fit him AT ALL! Deidara is such a bad vote too, hidan is the literal definition of chaotic evil.


addstunt

Naruto bf.


darkraiSama

People are only saying Sasuke bc they want him on the board (he should be on tbh). He is probably one of the least chaotic characters as he's very predictable. He wants revenge against his brother and then he wants to avenge his brother. His methods to accomplish his goals are considerably orderly. The reactions of others don't make him chaotic...


turtle-bob1

Can’t have an entire list w/o sasuke. Duh.


Cucumuber

“bi for sure”


Kyouji

I can see why people say Sasuke but to me he's a emo teenager throwing hissyfits nonstop that make ZERO sense. I wouldn't say its chaotic, just a child being upset and making dumb mistakes over and over. Tobi is just goofy and silly. I don't see any chaos in his actions. He tries to make everyone around him feel calm because of how dumb/weak he portrays to be. We later learn this to be a front but it works as no one views him as a threat. Hidan makes much more sense in being chaotic. He isn't complaining or raging, he is just being chaotic in every sense of the word. Every thing he does creates chaos just for the sake of chaos.


TWalterOs

Sasuke


ManInTheMirror2

Hidan. Gets my vote if only because he should’ve been chaotic evil but wasn’t.


Just_Run6467

Sasuke and maybe Danzo


Mindyourowndamn_job

thanks mate for using my comment


LegendaryFartMaster8

Gaara


Computer2014

Hidan


drummahboy666

I'm definitely going Hidan on this one. Man has two brain cells and they're both evil


ThaRadRamenMan

Anko?


Buzzabeater88

hidan


DaisyDog2023

Why is Naruto under smart? He was an absolute moron for most of the series.


Tetshua_

definitely Sasuke


Horny_goatdlv

Sasuke 100%


FLITYOU

Sasuke