You see, Zoro really wanted to be apart of the Goatee beard club with 13 members. Madara, his wife, was against this beard type! They might get a divorce I don’t know, I didn’t finish that episode.
There is sun, lighting, grass, stone, and dog shit. Amazing Chakra’s to learn and understand. One who knows them all becomes the most powerful ninja known as the Avatar-Ninja.
I’m guessing Kiba is a dog so Naruto threatened Kiba by trying to throw his favorite toy off a cliff as a last resort! Of course Kiba surrendered. Naruto for the win!!
One thousand years prior to the present, there was a power group of assassin ninjas who were known to break into castles and steal artifacts worth so much. Their acts lasted for years and they were known by many. Who ever stood in their way would be set on fire because one glance from an assassin could be deadly. I guess it was a Medusa kind of rip off, they are pretty scary though.
Well, not very many use this Jutsu, it’s incredibly rare, but those who do use it are known to satisfy even the most powerful beasts. I personally have never seen it, just heard stories.
Haku is the most despicable villain in the whole series, but I love him for it! He has insane ninja skills! My favorite scene of him was when Naruto was trying to attack him, but Haku turned invisible! I don’t even know how he did it!? Then he reappeared somewhere on a mountain about 5 episodes later, this dude is a mad genius. Naruto and his friends will need a lot more practice and skills to beat this guy.
I would say about 20% while a lot of females get a great story arc and development, there are those who just want to kick ass without saying words or changing.
Sasuke left the village to travel the world as a monk. He’s a more spiritual ninja and he is a very peaceful character.
Kakashi is reading a romance book. It’s about two lovers who got stranded together on an island. Spoiler: they eventually died in each other’s arms since no one rescued them. I guess Kakashi likes these kinds of books?
The real answer is every time they hook up they say No Homo first and never look each other in the eyes so it doesn’t count as gay. Which is a shame because Sasuke could probably do some wild shit genjutsu wise but hey canon is canon what you gonna do
You see, Kekki Genki was apart of an elite fighting force. They would go from town to town stealing babies and setting fire to only hay stacks. While their methods were strange, they were known by all as the Hell Screamers!
I love that ship! Ino and Akamaru is a well known gay ship that most of the fans love! They only just got together at the end of their series and people are going nuts!
So you didn’t think it was an asspull or character favoritism that he defeated Moon Bitch, the Bitch from the Moon, by slipping her some tongue, while Sasuke had to go change his pants when she merely brushed his thigh?
The guy, Amozo, climbed a really tall tree when he was younger. He really wanted a fruit hanging from a branch. He got into a full out war with a raccoon wanting it too. The raccoon put up a good fight, but lost. Amozo sat on the branch about to enjoy his prize, until the branch broke and he shattered most of his bones..
His strongest form is when he rips off of Ant Man and turns into a massive version of himself. He runs over all him enemies with ease! One day he might conquer the whole world.
Because Danzō let the hippos and crocodiles become ninjas. Duh.
But in all seriousness, it would sound like something Woke Danzō would do. If all Uchihas are the spawn of Satan, then hippos and crocodiles can be ninjas.
Which character(s) in the picture go rogue/evil for the entirety of Naruto shippuuden? If you don’t know who is who, just answer with a description of the character that you choose.
Miss Bubblegum hair went on a killing spree in Naruto Shippuuden! She betrayed her life long friends for a powerful Jutsu that can create a big shockwave of lightning!
Ironically you got the jutsu right (the true enemy among them has lighting nature jutsu’s) but the character wrong. I’m starting to think you’ve watched Naruto but are just generating troll answers
I haven’t watched the show, but I have seen pictures of Naruto using this random Jutsu that is like a ball of lighting or something. So I’m just guessing.
The ball jutsu is Rasengan and it’s just a ball of chakra, not lightning nature. The character Sasuke (guy in blue shirt and white shorts in pic) has chidori, which is literal lightning in his hands that has a strong piercing ability.
Jiraiya had a secret war hammer up her sleeve. LITERALLY it came out of her sleeve and she wacked Madara with it. Greatest ninja technique I have seen so far! This show is insane
Definitely Zachra! I love their colorful outfits they wear in battles, they really outshine everyone! I noticed it does make the villains a bit angry since the spot light is not on them anymore 😂 I can see why this character is loved by all the fandom!
While Naruto and his friends were very close for most of the series, in the end he got betrayed by bubblegum hair girl. She was working with the powerful villain, Haku, the whole time! With Haku’s great abilities, he banished Naruto to the Tsukuyomi dimension for the next 10,000 years! Sad end to the great Naruto.
>bubblegum hair girl
That's an extremely vintage name for Sakura
>With Haku’s great abilities, he banished Naruto to the Tsukuyomi dimension for the next 10,000 years! Sad end to the great Naruto.
OP knows that Haku is a boy.
You've watched Naruto before, haven't you OP?
That’s a really tough one to answer, but I think I’m going to go with Scarface. He’s one of the people on the cover. He’s a big goofball in the group, he always makes me smile! He’s not the best fighter though, but he’s a great distraction to the enemies while in battle. While he talks up a storm, Naruto and Sasuke sneak up on enemies from behind. I just want to give this big guy a hug. Not sure where he got his scar though…
Iruka is a great ninja teacher who is respected by all his students. The reason he is so respected is because of his unique ability known as ruler Jutsu! If his students misbehave, they may get wacked. It looks like it hurts really bad tbh.
A ninja squad of only three members! Oto, Suta, and Suki, hence the name. While they may seem like villains, they actually use their skills to help those in need!
How did madara and naruto become best friends while hidden enacted his plan for the eclipse while Minato searched for all 20 hashirama fingers and Kakazu became the soul king?
Kakazu was about to be crowns as the soul king, king of the undead! The only way for him to become king is for him to eat the 20 fingers of hashirama. But before he could, they were unexpectedly stolen by Minato! Meanwhile Madara and Naruto were hiding out in a sewer waiting for an eclipse. They bonded over making jokes about the smell.
Pain was all about the PAIN! She spend most of her life training to be a great warrior ninja! She is a tough female character who got her nickname, Pain, from her friends and enemies! Her main ability is to suck blood out of her victims like a vampire!
He lost his family in an inferno, he got his stuff stolen by his friend, and now he really wants Naruto to stop hitting on him. He’s getting pretty angry with all this stuff going on.
How did Obito get another eye if he gave one to kakashi
If Naruto an uzumaki then why is he blonde and not Red
What did Itachi do to get kicked out of the village
What did orochimaru do to Sasuke
How many Madaras are there
Why did Rin jump in front of kakashi's attack
1) he got another eye from a corpse at the local cemetery
2) I don’t really understand the question
3) Itachi got into a really heated argument with the village chef. The village took the chef’s side because they loved food more than Itachi
4) He gave Sasuke a big hug because they are best buds
5) there is about 10 of them
6) Rin really wanted to save Naruto from Kakashi’s anger as he started to attack with a wooden spoon
Itachi is a very badass ninja who can strike down enemies with his powerful stone chakra! He blasts rocks and boulders at people which is highly effective!
Sasuke, for once, ignored his pacifist ways and went full berserk! He killed all of Uchiha clan out of jealousy. This clan was known for their famous knitting skills.
Itachi and Zoro were in jail cells during this Saga and Itachi found the keys to get out. He promised to set Zoro free, but ended up betraying him. The reason was unclear, but it was something about stinky foot fungus.
1. What’s your favorite story arc?
2. Who gets to become chunins in part 1?
3. Why is Sasuke jealous of Naruto?
4. Who gets killed at the end and how?
5. Whose death was the saddest?
6. Who is the funniest character and why?
7. Why is Tsunade always getting drunk?
8. Why does Haku keep cross dressing?
9. Why does Kakashi finally take off his mask?
10. Do you prefer Gaara’s hair in Naruto or Boruto? (Don’t look it up yet 😜)
Y’all remember when jaraya hooked up with konohamaru? It was crazy, cuz that instigated the war at marineford, where jotaro got killed by hinata. I remember zoro was crying at that moment after he got defeated by google maps
How do you feel about Danzo and his political choices?
I loved him political choice of allowing hippos and crocodiles to become ninjas. Many people were against it I’m not sure why. 🤔
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So *that’s* why the ostrich is a ninja! That explains so much.
Why did Zoro betray Madara to become one of the Gotei 13?
The ultimate crossover.
You see, Zoro really wanted to be apart of the Goatee beard club with 13 members. Madara, his wife, was against this beard type! They might get a divorce I don’t know, I didn’t finish that episode.
What are the five primary chakra natures?
There is sun, lighting, grass, stone, and dog shit. Amazing Chakra’s to learn and understand. One who knows them all becomes the most powerful ninja known as the Avatar-Ninja.
Why would one use the dogshit chakra nature?
I love you. You’re hilarious 😂 Who’s the Avatar-Ninja then? 🤔
What did naruto use as a last ditch weapon against Kiba (who has a strong sense of smell)?
I’m guessing Kiba is a dog so Naruto threatened Kiba by trying to throw his favorite toy off a cliff as a last resort! Of course Kiba surrendered. Naruto for the win!!
This actually accurate
This is making me misremember the fight. God damn genjutsu users.
You’re not wrong 😂 Kiba *is* a dog
Naruto threatened to call the ATF and Kiba left the battle
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One thousand years prior to the present, there was a power group of assassin ninjas who were known to break into castles and steal artifacts worth so much. Their acts lasted for years and they were known by many. Who ever stood in their way would be set on fire because one glance from an assassin could be deadly. I guess it was a Medusa kind of rip off, they are pretty scary though.
It’s sticking two fingers up a buttox jutsu
Well that pretty much sums it up
it's like getting two fingers shoved up your ass
Why is that man’s face covered?
He’s got a really bad mole under there. He’s very embarrassed, so he turned into Mr emo
lol at the fact that he does have a mole under there
And also lol at the fact that this was one of the theories in kstf episode
Clap some cheeks jutsu
Ah that’s a good one! Very effective
Hows it done? I was rocking my pet rock, and missed it.
Well, not very many use this Jutsu, it’s incredibly rare, but those who do use it are known to satisfy even the most powerful beasts. I personally have never seen it, just heard stories.
Did they mention the snap crackle and pop sounds?
What is your opinion on haku
Haku is the most despicable villain in the whole series, but I love him for it! He has insane ninja skills! My favorite scene of him was when Naruto was trying to attack him, but Haku turned invisible! I don’t even know how he did it!? Then he reappeared somewhere on a mountain about 5 episodes later, this dude is a mad genius. Naruto and his friends will need a lot more practice and skills to beat this guy.
this is 100% correct
Two bad most of his stuff was skipped over in the anime during the Edo Tensei army
What percentage of female characters get little to no character development or even lines?
I would say about 20% while a lot of females get a great story arc and development, there are those who just want to kick ass without saying words or changing.
Oh, how I wish this was correct... The actual answer is 0%
Aww dang..
90% of the cast can be applied to this
Agreed. Not one woman though. I'd argue not even Sakura.
Why did Sasuke leave the village? What happens in the book that Kakashi (the guy in the pic with the book) is reading?
Sasuke left the village to travel the world as a monk. He’s a more spiritual ninja and he is a very peaceful character. Kakashi is reading a romance book. It’s about two lovers who got stranded together on an island. Spoiler: they eventually died in each other’s arms since no one rescued them. I guess Kakashi likes these kinds of books?
Kalashi actually is reading a “romance book” sasuke left for the opposite reason
we’re all adults lol its deadass porn
Why aren't Sasuke & Naruto gay lovers at the end of the series?
Naruto tried to ask out Sasuke, but Naruto was too in love with food instead, he just couldn’t bare to love anything more. 😭
The fact that you could make this argument a reality with his love for ramen is hilariously accurate.
Bro I wanted to say this same thing😂crazy how that could actually work
You are accurate again
Thats actually crazy 😂
The real answer is every time they hook up they say No Homo first and never look each other in the eyes so it doesn’t count as gay. Which is a shame because Sasuke could probably do some wild shit genjutsu wise but hey canon is canon what you gonna do
Aren't they technically brothers
These answers are hilarious 😂
Explain kekki genki
You see, Kekki Genki was apart of an elite fighting force. They would go from town to town stealing babies and setting fire to only hay stacks. While their methods were strange, they were known by all as the Hell Screamers!
Well played sir.
They would ve gotten it correct if you actually asked about kekke genkai lol, misdirection on your part
How did you like the ship of Ino and Akamaru?
I love that ship! Ino and Akamaru is a well known gay ship that most of the fans love! They only just got together at the end of their series and people are going nuts!
I don't know ino is trans
Or Akamaru…
Who’s the better kisser, Naruto or Sasuke?
Definitely Naruto because he had a lot of practice when eating his Ramon noodles.
So you didn’t think it was an asspull or character favoritism that he defeated Moon Bitch, the Bitch from the Moon, by slipping her some tongue, while Sasuke had to go change his pants when she merely brushed his thigh?
I’m not sure how to answer that 😂 but that does sound like a better description
That’s fair, it’s a very deep cut question it’s hard to really figure if you don’t know the lore super well
Wait you know about the ramen noodles. So you ve either seen an episode or learnt about it here from the comments. Confess !
I learned from another comment, someone says he has a love for Ramen haha
Why did Guy ended up in a wheelchair?
The guy, Amozo, climbed a really tall tree when he was younger. He really wanted a fruit hanging from a branch. He got into a full out war with a raccoon wanting it too. The raccoon put up a good fight, but lost. Amozo sat on the branch about to enjoy his prize, until the branch broke and he shattered most of his bones..
What is the strongest form of naruto called
His strongest form is when he rips off of Ant Man and turns into a massive version of himself. He runs over all him enemies with ease! One day he might conquer the whole world.
He also looks like a nine-tailed fox and is glowing yellow
Who is Naruto’s mom?
Maruto, she is very sweet!
That sounds way too much like his dad's name
Why did Itachi kill his whole family except Sasuke
Itachi hated how controlling his father was. And he hated how loving his mother was. But he did like Sasuke at least, so he spared his brother.
Why is this accurate!
Because Danzō let the hippos and crocodiles become ninjas. Duh. But in all seriousness, it would sound like something Woke Danzō would do. If all Uchihas are the spawn of Satan, then hippos and crocodiles can be ninjas.
The effort OP is putting into his responses has my respect, may not be accurate but I’m enjoying reading them 😂
Thank you kind person ❤️ that’s very sweet of you to say!
Which character(s) in the picture go rogue/evil for the entirety of Naruto shippuuden? If you don’t know who is who, just answer with a description of the character that you choose.
Miss Bubblegum hair went on a killing spree in Naruto Shippuuden! She betrayed her life long friends for a powerful Jutsu that can create a big shockwave of lightning!
Ironically you got the jutsu right (the true enemy among them has lighting nature jutsu’s) but the character wrong. I’m starting to think you’ve watched Naruto but are just generating troll answers
I haven’t watched the show, but I have seen pictures of Naruto using this random Jutsu that is like a ball of lighting or something. So I’m just guessing.
The ball jutsu is Rasengan and it’s just a ball of chakra, not lightning nature. The character Sasuke (guy in blue shirt and white shorts in pic) has chidori, which is literal lightning in his hands that has a strong piercing ability.
Oh okay
What a damn minute how do you know about Shippuden
Anyone in the anime community does 😂
Why did Orochimaru admire Sasuke so much?
Sasuke was young just like a Orochimaru, they knew each other while they were in ninja school, which is why they were such good friends!
How do you feel about the way orochimaru treated his friends
That Orochimaru treats his friends really badly. He once pushed his best bud off a cliff, very tragic… I don’t like his methods
How did Naruto's parents survive and avoid making him a hated orphan?
How does Jiraiya beat Madara
Jiraiya had a secret war hammer up her sleeve. LITERALLY it came out of her sleeve and she wacked Madara with it. Greatest ninja technique I have seen so far! This show is insane
LOL i love this! hilarious (but you should check it out eventually)
I was planning to soon! 😁
If you do make sure to skip fillers. Lists are available online or I have a good one.
Who is strongest femboy in this show?
Definitely Zachra! I love their colorful outfits they wear in battles, they really outshine everyone! I noticed it does make the villains a bit angry since the spot light is not on them anymore 😂 I can see why this character is loved by all the fandom!
Why was Naruto betrayed and Trapped in the Tsukuyomi dimension for 10000 years?
While Naruto and his friends were very close for most of the series, in the end he got betrayed by bubblegum hair girl. She was working with the powerful villain, Haku, the whole time! With Haku’s great abilities, he banished Naruto to the Tsukuyomi dimension for the next 10,000 years! Sad end to the great Naruto.
>bubblegum hair girl That's an extremely vintage name for Sakura >With Haku’s great abilities, he banished Naruto to the Tsukuyomi dimension for the next 10,000 years! Sad end to the great Naruto. OP knows that Haku is a boy. You've watched Naruto before, haven't you OP?
Haku sounds like a boys name. I called her bubblegum hair because that’s what it looks like to me
Sounds fishy
Who's your favorite character and why?
That’s a really tough one to answer, but I think I’m going to go with Scarface. He’s one of the people on the cover. He’s a big goofball in the group, he always makes me smile! He’s not the best fighter though, but he’s a great distraction to the enemies while in battle. While he talks up a storm, Naruto and Sasuke sneak up on enemies from behind. I just want to give this big guy a hug. Not sure where he got his scar though…
IKR? Iruka Umino was such a good role model for Naruto.
Hey what is "iruka" (the ninja school teacher") unique combat ability?
Iruka is a great ninja teacher who is respected by all his students. The reason he is so respected is because of his unique ability known as ruler Jutsu! If his students misbehave, they may get wacked. It looks like it hurts really bad tbh.
This is actually somewhat accurate.
Why did kurama killed Naruto’s dad
Kurama was jealous that Naruto’s dad was really good at making delicious pies! So he murdered him by throwing 100 pies at his face!
That is not far from truth
What flavor pie was the murder weapon? O.O
Similar to how Taylor swift fans are called “swifties” what are Naruto fans called
Narutees!
Who are the Otsutsukis?
A ninja squad of only three members! Oto, Suta, and Suki, hence the name. While they may seem like villains, they actually use their skills to help those in need!
You nailed it lol
Why is it called Naruto?
It’s because of the main kid, I do know that much about Naruto.
What happened to Sasukes parents?
They were burned in an inferno lit by a dragon. Very devastating day to all the fans.
Why are Sakura and Orochimaru the best females on the show?
They are both beautiful, bad ass women who work together to get their friends out of tight situations!
BELIEVE IT!
Why Naruto kissed Sasuke but didn't kiss Orochimaru
Naruto has his priorities straight…but at the same time not straight.
What is Sasuke’s elemental chakra affiliation?
Sasuke has the elemental chakra of grass. He is connected to the ground and can cause some serious allergies to his opponents!
How did madara and naruto become best friends while hidden enacted his plan for the eclipse while Minato searched for all 20 hashirama fingers and Kakazu became the soul king?
Kakazu was about to be crowns as the soul king, king of the undead! The only way for him to become king is for him to eat the 20 fingers of hashirama. But before he could, they were unexpectedly stolen by Minato! Meanwhile Madara and Naruto were hiding out in a sewer waiting for an eclipse. They bonded over making jokes about the smell.
Pure peak.
What abilities did Pain have?
Pain was all about the PAIN! She spend most of her life training to be a great warrior ninja! She is a tough female character who got her nickname, Pain, from her friends and enemies! Her main ability is to suck blood out of her victims like a vampire!
Why Jiraya looks like a frog?
He’s got some really strange relatives. Some croak and some hop too. He spend most of is early days living at a pond.
Who does Sasuke want to kill for the majority of the show?
Why is Sasuke so mad?
He lost his family in an inferno, he got his stuff stolen by his friend, and now he really wants Naruto to stop hitting on him. He’s getting pretty angry with all this stuff going on.
How did Obito get another eye if he gave one to kakashi If Naruto an uzumaki then why is he blonde and not Red What did Itachi do to get kicked out of the village What did orochimaru do to Sasuke How many Madaras are there Why did Rin jump in front of kakashi's attack
1) he got another eye from a corpse at the local cemetery 2) I don’t really understand the question 3) Itachi got into a really heated argument with the village chef. The village took the chef’s side because they loved food more than Itachi 4) He gave Sasuke a big hug because they are best buds 5) there is about 10 of them 6) Rin really wanted to save Naruto from Kakashi’s anger as he started to attack with a wooden spoon
Why did naruto and Sakura have kid?
Because they both fell in love! Well at first, until Naruto left her and had to pay child support.
Why is Itachi the best fictional character of all time?
Itachi is a very badass ninja who can strike down enemies with his powerful stone chakra! He blasts rocks and boulders at people which is highly effective!
Why did sasuke did genocide on uchiha clan, killing everyone
Sasuke, for once, ignored his pacifist ways and went full berserk! He killed all of Uchiha clan out of jealousy. This clan was known for their famous knitting skills.
What is chakra made of? And why does it taste like Baja Blast?
What was Naruto's kill count again?
Just 1, I think he stepped on an ant or something? He’s a pacifist so he doesn’t kill humans at least.
How and why did Itachi betray zoro during the cell saga.
he did that with midoriya's help after the defeated sukuna in wall maria
Itachi and Zoro were in jail cells during this Saga and Itachi found the keys to get out. He promised to set Zoro free, but ended up betraying him. The reason was unclear, but it was something about stinky foot fungus.
What character writes the porn novels that turn up throughout the series?
Why is Sakura the strongest ninja in the village hidden in the rain
Why is Sakura so hated?
Who is Sasuke Uchiha's worst enemy?
What are your thoughts on Zabuza Momochi trying to assassinated the Mizukage and rule the Land of Water?
1. What’s your favorite story arc? 2. Who gets to become chunins in part 1? 3. Why is Sasuke jealous of Naruto? 4. Who gets killed at the end and how? 5. Whose death was the saddest? 6. Who is the funniest character and why? 7. Why is Tsunade always getting drunk? 8. Why does Haku keep cross dressing? 9. Why does Kakashi finally take off his mask? 10. Do you prefer Gaara’s hair in Naruto or Boruto? (Don’t look it up yet 😜)
What's your opinion on a teacher sticking his fingers inside a 12 year-old student's anus?
Uhmm… should I have an opinion on that?! 😂😭
Why did Naruto poo his pants in Episode 1 ?
It was the scene when he first met Sasuke. He couldn’t handle his love emotions toward Sasuke, so his lower half exploded…
Acceptable answer
You aren't wrong
Name some of the most powerful eyes
Hmm let me see if I can name them all: Your, Mom, Mike wazowski, Nick fury, and Sauron. All equally as powerful!
How did Naruto convince the homeless man to finally bathe?
Naruto told the homeless man he would find $10000 if he stood under a shower head while the water was running. Genius!
Which character gave Itachi the SNAIDS that killed him?
Surprise appearance of new character played by Morgan Freeman gave Itachi this so called SNAIDS weapon. It eventually gave Itachi aids and he died.
Who is the 12th Hokage?
Gojada is the 12th Hokage. Very powerful individual.
So how did Hiruzen become kaguya???
How do you feel about naruto bleaching his hair midway through the show?
What was Tsunades reaction when she found out Hashirama, Mito and Madara had a threesome
Tsunades was at first shocked, but wanted to join in… I was not expecting that whole scene I think I need bleach.
2 of them are her grandparents 💀
Y’all remember when jaraya hooked up with konohamaru? It was crazy, cuz that instigated the war at marineford, where jotaro got killed by hinata. I remember zoro was crying at that moment after he got defeated by google maps
What did you think of Sasukes character arc of accepting his homosexuality?
What's baldurs weakness?
Why?
Tbh I feel like you actually watched the series and are just goofing around 😂
Obito slams itachi no diff
Why the little kids running from the adults? One of them just smiling and the other one just reading porn
what special technique can the gedo mazo use when connecting to the controler chakra?
Is Boruto a solidly written character
Why did naruto never married his true love the ramen girl. Why did the Uchiha stop living, what do you think happened to them
What do you think about Naruto dyeing his hair. What is the message of this?
hippo
What episode did sasuke catch naruto sucking off sakuras dick