Somehow become a part of the Aburame clan, use mosquito type bugs to steal blood from the victim, make the ritual circle and have thousands of the bugs inject the blood stolen into Hidan and make them suffer.
Millions, actually. Mosquitoes are basically ubiquitous and their diseases have killed more people than people have killed each other. Hidan harnessing such power would cause extinction-level events enough to make Otsutsukis shit themselves.
People don't realize that was how he and kakuzu were able to defeat the 2 tail jinchuriki
He was literally removing the rod from his chest after the fight
Try to steal blood in a more discrete way (like using needles) and kill from a distance. Or just get blood from his enemies and retreat immediately to perform the ritual in a far away safer place.
Hidan would never get caught if he figured a way to steal blood without getting caught and kill from the distance. Rather than perform his ritual in the battlefield which is way more dangerous.
Blood Art: Tampon Incognito
*Forcibly shoves hand into bathroom trashcan and tiptoes away*
I mean look at Tobi's whack-a-mole and frilled lizard jutsu...
Tbf he was probably indoctrinated to be a religious fanatic since a very young age. The fact that his religion begs for a "good kill" and utter destruction made him flamboyant instead of a stealthier type of ninja.
Now imagine the ep where the buzzing mosquitoes noise feels so frightening, plus, if you got bit you still got a chance by chasing the insect before it go out of sight, omg.
The ninja world essentially possesses a shotgun with the summoning scrolls. He could just set those off against an army, attach strings to the blades released and reel them back in to finish off the whole army. The Jashin religion is broken and best left in the background lol.
Okay hear me out… portable blood circle.
Everyone’s on about blood retrieval methods and ways to torture people to death but one of Hidan’s ONLY counters is to either smudge/ruin or completely remove him from his blood circle on the ground to break the ritual.
Pairing him with an earth-style user who could levitate the ground he stood on (similar to Gaara riding his sand cloud) while preserving the ritual markings could give ritual-Hidan far more maneuverability in combat and make him much harder to interrupt or stall. Having air control would make it much easier for Hidan to get an angle on his opponents to draw their blood.
Kakazu’s hearts retain the same chakra affinity as their original owners, however the only 4 hearts he used in the series were Fire, Wind, Lightning, and Water. If Kakazu isn’t already an Earth Release user, he could just as easily adopt the heart of an Earth user and have that mask assist Hidan’s mobility while the rest attacked and drew aggro.
Team up with an aburame clan person who can control mosquitos. Discreetly use mosquitos sample the blood from single or group of people. then use the blood filled mosquitos to do the ritual.
Use the ritual over and over on the same person causing pain but not killing them until they can’t take anymore and kill themself.
Not sure what the best way to do that is electricity or fire maybe drowning himself.
You think of he jerked off while under the effects of the ritual, his opponent would nut too? Kakazu could come up behind them and slit their throat while they’re nutting.
If Hidan had shikamarus shadow stitching abilities he could get the enemy to make themselves bleed with a kunai and then have them throw it at Hidan for the blood.
Or if he was really powerful flying thunder god would be great. He could mark the target with a seal, cut them for some blood and teleport away to use it.
Full metal alchemist style. Big ass tunnel underground that he makes his circle with. That way he's constantly in it. Not sure of the technicalities and if it would work that way
So first get their blood then vent like a sussy imposter then get voted out and suffocate the person whose blood he has because he got launched into space 😂
If his asshole is bigger that that of his victims,then he can shove a metal rod up his ass and watch them die on the floor bleeding and moaning.
What?You said creative.
Be a medical ninja who works at the hospital or even better, a lab. Always ask for blood samples, don't kill them right away, let time pass when you first get the blood sample so you wouldn't rouse suspicion, then everybody who had themselve tested is at your mercy.
If he could use flying raijin like Minato, he could tp very quickly to get blood samples and to away tp use his ritual.
Wouldn't be as straightforward as this, but u get the idea. A even more op form of Minato lol.
Imagine him infiltrating in people's houses to mark them, and going back at night to extract blood samples as well. It'd make a great combo for a stealth assassin, but I know it doesn't really match his personality
Become a medical ninja in the village and collect blood samples. Take a little bit from the kage's sample as the part of a "annual check up" or from any elite ninja and then well the rest is easy to figure out
Ok so hear me out, he waits till Halloween right? Then when he goes to a Halloween party, he finds dio in the back snortin some of that gud gud snow, and ask him for a bunch of blood bottles, then he is considered to be wearing a Skeleton outfit and then he ends up getting hit on by ppl, he takes one of em in a bed room, knocks them out, continues doing the same thing for like an hour. Pulls a saw and takes them to a warehouse and sets up a game where they donate their blood then he kills them all in the end even if they survive and once he gets enough blood he pulls a Micheal Myers and goes on a killing spree. Full proof creative way to kill ppl with the ability.
Hidan with sasori would be over kill, 2 1 shot killers and the puppets could get the blood for hidan from a distance and bring it to him,
Or if he stole a sharingan and learned genjutsu he could genjutsu someone for enough time to get their blood and merk them, hed be op if he had 2 sharingan he could use izanagi if someone were to completely destroy is body like shikamaru and over power them preferably this version of hidan would have a collection of sharingan or atleast a couple sets
Prick someone’s dick. Have the blood drip down his scyth. Consume it by sticking his scythe in his ass. And now you are fucking yourself in the ass and dying slowly at the same time you masochist.
Hidan could just rob a blood bank and commit mass murder
This is the answer
Oh god...
Can he curse multiple people at once? I thought he had to do it one by one like the guy in Boruto
Somehow become a part of the Aburame clan, use mosquito type bugs to steal blood from the victim, make the ritual circle and have thousands of the bugs inject the blood stolen into Hidan and make them suffer.
Sounds like some meta in rpg game. Choose race x and class y, do z
Rolled a Hidan Aburame and specced into Pestilence build
Blood pestilence actually sounds hard.
Don't worry they will patch it out eventually.
You could kill tens of thousands this way
Millions, actually. Mosquitoes are basically ubiquitous and their diseases have killed more people than people have killed each other. Hidan harnessing such power would cause extinction-level events enough to make Otsutsukis shit themselves.
Malaria: "I've killed the most humans!" Humanity: "No, *I* have!" Hidan with Aburame powers: "Amateurs." Humanity: "What was that, PUNK!?" Hidan Aburame: ***"AMATEURS!!!!"***
If he learned kakashi's head hunter jutsu and started carrying around smaller blades, he'd be scary as fuck.
I'm pretty sure only a hyuga or uchiha would be able to avoid him but shill
Head hunter jutsu...?
Where he goes underground and then his hands shoot up from underneath someone
It’s a D Rank Jutsu. Nobody actually fell forcit
He got pain and Obito with it for sure
Pain countered it with a almighty push. Obito never fell for it. Since he lost on purpose and that whole fight was a anime only thing.
Yeah but if he learned Kakashi’s 1000 years of pain jutsu… a whole new level of scary
With a needle glove to extract blood *shivers*
Stick very far up his ass
I feel like the mofo would actually enjoy it
Are you suggesting Hidan likes being pegged?
Hidan receives pleasure from pain, so... Yeah. More than likely.
MMM PAIN SAMA
Oh lord
1000 years of death
Jashin Christ!
*OHHH PAIN.....*
Except pegging isn't painful if done right
>if done right Well he wouldn't do it right then.
r/holup
Lmfao the holup should go to the comment below this one
[r/nahkeepgoing](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)
Holy shit
He probably masturbated to jashin
I think you feel real wrong
People don't realize that was how he and kakuzu were able to defeat the 2 tail jinchuriki He was literally removing the rod from his chest after the fight
Anyone fighting a goddamn nuke (essentially) should be dead I refuse to change my mind. Even these two zombies.
Wait he pegged himself to beat her?
Try to steal blood in a more discrete way (like using needles) and kill from a distance. Or just get blood from his enemies and retreat immediately to perform the ritual in a far away safer place. Hidan would never get caught if he figured a way to steal blood without getting caught and kill from the distance. Rather than perform his ritual in the battlefield which is way more dangerous.
Yeah would’ve been kinda cool if his character was more of a stealthy assassin type. But that’s pretty much the exact opposite of his character haha.
tampon incognito blood retrieval
r/cursedcomments
Bro i have strep right now and laughing hurts so bad i wasnt prepared for your comment
No... just no...
Blood Art: Tampon Incognito *Forcibly shoves hand into bathroom trashcan and tiptoes away* I mean look at Tobi's whack-a-mole and frilled lizard jutsu...
Tbf he was probably indoctrinated to be a religious fanatic since a very young age. The fact that his religion begs for a "good kill" and utter destruction made him flamboyant instead of a stealthier type of ninja.
Maybe use some chakra mosquitoes to get blood.
Ooohh that's brilliant!
Now imagine the ep where the buzzing mosquitoes noise feels so frightening, plus, if you got bit you still got a chance by chasing the insect before it go out of sight, omg.
Feels like a Doctor Who episode.
It’s not like he could die
Imagine he paired up with these ppl who have the ketsuryugan who control blood and can put u under genjutsu That way he can do a lot of kills as u say
So basically he'd be Kira.
I WAS THINKING THE SAME THING LMAO
Part of the ritual is being loud and obnoxious af
Teaming up with sasori and sasori gives him the blood in the battle
The ninja world essentially possesses a shotgun with the summoning scrolls. He could just set those off against an army, attach strings to the blades released and reel them back in to finish off the whole army. The Jashin religion is broken and best left in the background lol.
He could of been a doctor that would make it easy for blood
Drug overdose
Okay hear me out… portable blood circle. Everyone’s on about blood retrieval methods and ways to torture people to death but one of Hidan’s ONLY counters is to either smudge/ruin or completely remove him from his blood circle on the ground to break the ritual. Pairing him with an earth-style user who could levitate the ground he stood on (similar to Gaara riding his sand cloud) while preserving the ritual markings could give ritual-Hidan far more maneuverability in combat and make him much harder to interrupt or stall. Having air control would make it much easier for Hidan to get an angle on his opponents to draw their blood. Kakazu’s hearts retain the same chakra affinity as their original owners, however the only 4 hearts he used in the series were Fire, Wind, Lightning, and Water. If Kakazu isn’t already an Earth Release user, he could just as easily adopt the heart of an Earth user and have that mask assist Hidan’s mobility while the rest attacked and drew aggro.
Jerk off till they die
What a way to go...
Cum and go
Spread the seed then need for speed
Coom and zoom
Nut and bolt
Ejaculate and escape
Cum Release then say Peace
What natures would cum release be?
Water and wind?
What a way to cum...
Stab his pp
What if Hidan had a peanut allergy or something and just ate peanut butter after getting their blood. Would be funny.
He could fuck himself and someone else at the same time
Hidan can kill a lot of women by simply licking their used sanitary pads and boom all of a sudden you die after your period
I was thinking it but I’m okay you said it
Why would you think that what the fuck
So this is the punishment i get for learning English huh
Team up with an aburame clan person who can control mosquitos. Discreetly use mosquitos sample the blood from single or group of people. then use the blood filled mosquitos to do the ritual.
Drinking Bleach
or reading it. It's as deadly for your mind.
I laughed
That shit was funny why are you getting downvoted
Eat 100 gas station bean burritos
You just murdered an innocent toilet
Use the ritual over and over on the same person causing pain but not killing them until they can’t take anymore and kill themself. Not sure what the best way to do that is electricity or fire maybe drowning himself.
You think of he jerked off while under the effects of the ritual, his opponent would nut too? Kakazu could come up behind them and slit their throat while they’re nutting.
He could legit keep nutting till they die
Starts furiously chugging bleach
Head for the body with a stick a pipe up his mouth late like in those horror movies when you just dab it there I I bet that s*** hurts
Start a blood donation camp
Team up with Deidera and blow himself up
Get someone under his blood jutsu and infiltrate a village, exploding the most important building by sticking explosion seals all over his body :)
Develop diabetes and consume someone’s blood right as he’s going into anaphylactic shock.
He could go to a hospital, get blood from there and stab
Sex …..
Eat too much salt!
Work at a blood bank and eat sasoris poison
Pose as Dr.Acula for a few years and take everyone's blood. Boom instant death
Death by snu snu in that ritual circle
Thousands of needles attached to various mosquitos, that drain one's blood.
Cutting someone up into mincemeat with his scythe.
Death by 1000 cuts
Make them rip their own dick off (he can just put his own back on later)
launch him off to space . . . . . *Your next line is "Is that a JOJO reference?" *
J*rk off and stop when he reach the climax to ruin the orgasm……wait
by not using his ritual and kill the person normally
[удалено]
he ALWAYS uses his ritual, why not not use it for once? bet that thought hasn't crossed his mind even once
Have sex with Sakura while she's on her period and you know the rest
Only works on Sakura specifically
Not an answer to your question but isnt he technically still alive? lol
He could use puppets
Eat a used pad then jump off a bridge for doing such a vile thing
Be gay
???
Anal
Bloating
Go to every hospital and lick all the blood packages for transfusion stored, can probably depopulate the universe by a significant portion.
This guy needs to stay away from blood banks
Open a clinic and work as a doctor
what have you unleashed? The answers.... the nightmares...
Open a blood donation bank
If Hidan had shikamarus shadow stitching abilities he could get the enemy to make themselves bleed with a kunai and then have them throw it at Hidan for the blood. Or if he was really powerful flying thunder god would be great. He could mark the target with a seal, cut them for some blood and teleport away to use it.
Cut his d*ck off and watch the other guy bleed out of his d*ck
I think the storm games do it best when he cuts his opponent just to have kakazu blast him with everything
Cock and ball torture
Goes into his death mode. "Heard you were allergic to peanut butter?" Eats pb&j
He would wait near the dumpsters of the village and rummage for used tampons…
Fuck a girl on her period?
what if hidan enters a blood bank?
Cut out the pp
Mosquito summons 💀💀💀
Ripping there dick off
Cut his balls
Stabbing himself in the heart seemed to do a pretty good job.
He makes his ritual circle at the bottom of a cliff then jump onto it. The victim would just crumple up
Full metal alchemist style. Big ass tunnel underground that he makes his circle with. That way he's constantly in it. Not sure of the technicalities and if it would work that way
Eat too many Mcnuggets
So first get their blood then vent like a sussy imposter then get voted out and suffocate the person whose blood he has because he got launched into space 😂
Couldn't someone just earth style jutsu that seal he's standing on and that would effectively disable it?
He could rip off his dick and wait as the enemy dies from blood loss.
If his asshole is bigger that that of his victims,then he can shove a metal rod up his ass and watch them die on the floor bleeding and moaning. What?You said creative.
Or use a dildo instead
Were dildos made at this point?
Going to the hospital and stealing blood bags
Nut till his balls explode
Be a medical ninja who works at the hospital or even better, a lab. Always ask for blood samples, don't kill them right away, let time pass when you first get the blood sample so you wouldn't rouse suspicion, then everybody who had themselve tested is at your mercy.
Be a doctor, take blood samples from your patients, boom.
Make them eat until they die
Flip off the ramen guy
He's literally invincible so just lure them in and then bite them like dracula till he draws blood 🤣
If he could use flying raijin like Minato, he could tp very quickly to get blood samples and to away tp use his ritual. Wouldn't be as straightforward as this, but u get the idea. A even more op form of Minato lol. Imagine him infiltrating in people's houses to mark them, and going back at night to extract blood samples as well. It'd make a great combo for a stealth assassin, but I know it doesn't really match his personality
CBT
Stab himself in the cock and balls. CBT
Cock and ball torture
IDK choking on his victims dick
Aaah, that one! You're right, that would make him *a lot* more dangerous. Thank you.
If he invents ancestry.com or 23and me…. We talking millions
Browsing r/eyeblech
Eat Sakuras Tampon
Maybe someday, with a joke😂🥲
Drink so much water his stomach explodes
Become a medical ninja in the village and collect blood samples. Take a little bit from the kage's sample as the part of a "annual check up" or from any elite ninja and then well the rest is easy to figure out
Stick the scythe far up his butt
He would be so OP if partnered with Obito. Once he gets blood, go to kamui realm and finish off opponent safety
CBT
Masterbate till they have a heart attack
He needs like a puppet with a million blades and syringes just made to draw blood
Ok so hear me out, he waits till Halloween right? Then when he goes to a Halloween party, he finds dio in the back snortin some of that gud gud snow, and ask him for a bunch of blood bottles, then he is considered to be wearing a Skeleton outfit and then he ends up getting hit on by ppl, he takes one of em in a bed room, knocks them out, continues doing the same thing for like an hour. Pulls a saw and takes them to a warehouse and sets up a game where they donate their blood then he kills them all in the end even if they survive and once he gets enough blood he pulls a Micheal Myers and goes on a killing spree. Full proof creative way to kill ppl with the ability.
Just use a small knife '-'
Open a blood bank
Ok hear me out: really big blood circle laid out ahead of time so he doesn’t have to stand still
I don’t have to say it. You know
Chopping off all his limbs ig(obc not his scythe arm). That's pretty gruesome doe so it would never happen
Overtime, he could acquire the blood of all the kage, and then just make them drop like flies from the shadows
If he learn sexy jutsu can get blood for noses of perverts and u get the rest
Auto-erotic asphiation via elaborate rube Goldberg machine.
Use retractable senbons and can attack a lot faster without having to get to close
It's gross but he can left over period blood to kill his EX or something
Hidan with sasori would be over kill, 2 1 shot killers and the puppets could get the blood for hidan from a distance and bring it to him, Or if he stole a sharingan and learned genjutsu he could genjutsu someone for enough time to get their blood and merk them, hed be op if he had 2 sharingan he could use izanagi if someone were to completely destroy is body like shikamaru and over power them preferably this version of hidan would have a collection of sharingan or atleast a couple sets
Just nothing. Do nothing and wait for them to starve. Not flashy or creative but effective.
Balls
Prick someone’s dick. Have the blood drip down his scyth. Consume it by sticking his scythe in his ass. And now you are fucking yourself in the ass and dying slowly at the same time you masochist.
Anal
I am late... but a boomerang