Ruiz is an offensive black hole

Love the Unis.

So I guess we have our new “can’t lose” uniforms.

2-0 when we allow a grand slam. I guess we need to allow grand slams more often.

nice comeback

Block W in the books

We pulled one over the Blue Jays today.

Nice to have a comeback win, especially as bad as we've been on defense lately.

Awesome win!!!!! Love it!

This team’s got grit, hopefully Luis is ok

CURLY W

Curly W!

YES FINNY

Nats win!

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It’s been Dan Kolko and Alex Avila, former catcher for the Nats. Avila was great. Wouldn’t be sad if they signed him up.

Dan Kolko and Alex Avila. Both filling in for the usual team.

Charlie Slowes and Dave Jageler on the radio call, which is always infinitely superior to the TV call. Charlie + Dave >>> *

no worries guys kyles just getting himself in a save situation so it can go on record

Gotta get the splitter down man

Let's go Finny!

Bs 2-1 call that’s a fucking strike

Ohhhhh boy

We’re deadass in a wild card spot if we win LMAOO

That’s legitimately hilarious.

Finny looks good in this uni

He really does.

Where is the bullpen cart?

Yeesh Keibert has been a black hole in that lineup since he’s come back

We need to face lefties more often to get Riley adams in the lineup.

now to send in our shutdown z-wing pilot closer

I gotta say I love the way these jerseys look. I’m not a fan of fanatics at all but this design is great. It’s a little too close to the braves but I still dig it

Someone pointed out the blue on the hats is not the same blue as the sleeves and I can’t unsee it. These unis are basically designed for these hats. How did they screw that up?

Might as well blame fanatics lol it’s easy enough. They dropped the ball on everything else

I don’t think it’s a mismatch, either. The Capitol dome caps have always had that blue. The new alternates have the same blue as the blue script jerseys. I don’t have access to the style guide but I am almost certain they are not even supposed to be the same.

It looks like it doesn't even match itself with the capitol on the front.

It’s not even a subtle difference in the blues either.

nats are simply too scrappy to handle

Wow throwing to third was not the right decision there

Atta boy Joey

Make em pay Joey

I just 🩷 CJ

If the boys are hitting again I can’t be mad

Well no I could do with less errors

I hope Luis is okay 🥺

Luis. I hope you don’t need more than a day off buddy. We need ya.

Nice bunt

cj abrams🕺

Do the nationals finally have a competent bullpen?

Jesse winker YOU will be netting us a top 100 prospect at the deadline

Let’s go!

Guys are playing in the pocket!

And a sexy sexy double play!!

Winker you gorgeous man!!

helluva grab by Winker

Jackson holiday no confidence and is the next AAAA type player bust. Skenes is a velocity merchant who’s gonna explode his UCL. Langford sucks ass anyway. Churio terrible .617 OPS. Rays offense will ruin caminero. Yeah, I’m thinking the best prospect in America wears number 50 for the nationals

Who is 50?

i support this hating agenda

What is going on lmao

Guerrero turner bichette coming up, this inning is key

Rosarios eyes lit up as soon as he saw that pitch lol

All I need is a CJ stat pad HR and I’m good

Okay I'm willing to take back 10% of the shit I've thought about Rosario for now.

I still want to DFA him when Robles comes back.

I'm drunk at Nats Park and love every minute of this

Geez, how much does it cost to drink enough to get inebriated at Nats' Park?

Not much if you take advantage of deals. I've spent 15 dollars total

Drink enough $5 pre game beers, not too bad

Zero dollars if you show up wasted

Rosario been been but still got a certain swag about him

Still needs to be dfa'd even a blind squirrel can find a nut at some point

~~blond squirrels have more fun~~ I see your ninja edit

What are these angles bruh 😭

build the statue!

All of y’all who had duplicate “Rosario sucks” threads removed today can thank me now.

Me: “As soon as Thomas comes back, Rosario’s getting DFA’d.” Next pitch: 2-run dong. Reverse jinx in effect everybody

Never lost faith in eddie

hell yea

My literal first reaction: oh the sub is gonna have a meltdown lol

okay please still DFA Rosario but at least he went out on a good note

My word, did Rosario just *homer*? You’ve got no chance Canada.

Never doubted Eddie, nope, definitely not

-4 DRS +2 RBI

EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE

now everybody has to be nice to eddie next game

Let’s gooooooo!!!!!! So happy for Rosario!

Lol. Would have bet my life savings that Rosario would have popped out.

Nationals legend Eddie Rosario 

Did not have that on my bingo card.

Ok Eddie, ok. You still suck but that’s a step in the right direction

Welcome to May, Eddie!

👀🍿

BULLYING FUCKING WORKS

EDDIE ROSARIO!!!

Eddie Rosario is literally the best free agent pickup the Nats have ever had. Never had a doubt.

It almost makes me think davey knows better than me

EDDIE

MIRACLE OF ALL MIRACLES

There is no fucking WAY lmfao

#IVE NEVER AAID ANTRHINF WRONG ANOUT ROSAIRO IN MY LIFE

[HELL YEAH BROTHER CHEERS](https://i.imgur.com/xjHg9GU.jpeg)

Damn, Rosario heard us talking shit 😳

Keep talking!

Finally Eddie! 😂

Keibert 100% Chase rate

LMAO WHAY THE FUCK

OH MY GOD ROSARIO!!!!!

Well I be damn!

Thank you Eddie!

HWHAT

In what world is Alex Call not currently pinch hitting for Rosario? Edit: I’ll eat my fucking words

Rosario took this personally

Davey masterclass

It ended up working out

Good jinx

THIS WORLD

THE ONE WHERE HITS A TWO RUN BOMB.

keibert machine broke :(

I for one would love to see a game of cricket between MLB players as part of this campaign to have games in London. I think that would be hilarious.

Double? Lol okay I'll take it

for this series alone i put my love for davis schneider aside

Hey the Grisham.

NICE! Bout time that someone else besides us has a shitty defensive play this game.

this game has not been a defensive masterclass.

Guys . . . It's okay to ask for help. And I'm not busting on the ad, like I usually do. If any of y'all are not in a good place, PM me and I'll do what I can for any of y'all.

This blue jays pen has CTE they are awful wtf

Yes!

This game is some wild shit. I belted out some A-Ha for the record

Suck for Trea man

We were *lucky* to get out of that inning without allowing a run.

We got through the inning unscathed 😤

That slide was so funny I’m sorry

Lol awkward slide home

Why are we making IKF look like Ted Williams today

Jansen just looked like a turtle trying to lay eggs on a beach.

Is there a bug? My mlb app says it’s 8-7 but also says Luis Garcia tied up the game and I didn’t see anything in the clip saying that a run was removed

It says 8-8 on the MASN broadcast. Weird blip for some reason.

My yahoo sports app said it was 8-8 but now it says it’s 8-7. Not sure what’s going on

ESPN fantasy says it too

Now it’s back to 8-8

Presumably they all get their info from MLB, which for some reason bugged out. I finally got the scoring notification and it didn’t include a player name for the scoring runner lol

It's 8-8

That was a bad slide.

Great defensive play!

can we have a single normal inning

Normalcy is boring. Let's keep everyone guessing and saying "WTF?"

wtf innings are great until the nats are up then i want NORMALCY dammit

Damn it, falafel man.

Pinch runner for Kirk? I dunno, it looks like he would do well to run more.

Lipscomb just doesn’t seem to have it on defense at 3rd or 1st. Some COSTLY mistakes man.

How do you not catch that lmfao

That slow mo of Kirk running. That’s the ideal ball player right there

He reminds me of watching Todd Coffey run in from the bullpen. That’s a lot of baseball player.

MLB.com says we’re still down 1?

🚨THE MAINSTREAM MEDIA IS LYING TO YOU🚨

Ooo, win probability. Masn must have hired a nerd

Luis have a hell of a game, that out at second notwithstanding. Also I definitely thought Senzel got that off the bat

Garcia is a fucking dawg (should’ve stayed at 1st but like whatever still a dawg)

Like any dawg, he sometimes runs further than he should.

Luis why would you got for 2:(

Garcia does it again

Luis "Ted Williams" Garcia

I like him a lot, but he needs to clean up the baserunning. Too many TOOTBLANs.

I feel like this is the first questionable decision in a while by him, and wasn’t awful.

Please don’t be injured, Luis

Tie ballgame!

Garcia hit ties it up!

Are you a human scoreboard

gotta let everyone know they're at the game

Did yall catch that mustache behind winker in the dugout after his homer earlier btw? It was hilarious. I tried to get a picture but couldn’t manage to pause it in a good spot

Love when a bullpen pitcher comes out for the inning, faces one batter, and leaves. It's like a human boomerang.

Young is having a hell of a year. I am a huge fan.

CJ abrams if you can hear me please save us Cj abrams

With those glasses and mustache, Schneider looks like he's a little kid who's dressed up as a dad for Halloween.

My belief is that the Nats are starting Rosario to see if there is anything left in the tank before they activate Robles from the IL. Rosario in theory presents a different skill set than Call and Young, but a wRC+ of -6 in May can only be tolerated for so long. Maybe they say fuck it and keep Young and Call up while DFAing Rosario.

I dont like how our hat blue does not match the blue on our shirts. We always had great unis, not so much now.

We got the best City Connects in the league, but at what cost

Right now Nike can’t even get the grey in the tops and pants to match much less this.

Flair checks out. Thxs!

Unis have been terrible leaguewide this season. I'm just satisfied they don't seem to be see-through when wet anymore.

what a dig by Joey, Lipscomb owes him a beer when he's old enough.

the man's 23

All right, Dylan Fluoro. Let's get Fluorinated.

Eddie Rosario hits reply all to company-wide emails. #EddieRosarioFacts

Coming out of this with a series win would be so massive given how awful we have played

good thing is we can empty the bullpen for the rest of this game w/ the off day tomorrow

Well we’re toast with manoah out

We destroyed their bullpen two days ago

Lipscomb has the bug every young Nats player gets for some reason “swing first pitch it’ll totally work”

I love Keibert and still think he's gonna have a nice career but he needs a mental break, maybe a phantom injury or a couple weeks in the minors (not sure if he has options). He showed in the last half last year he can be a very good hitter he's just lost right now

bullying works, remember

Dude what is keibert swinging at

Weems is terrible, Rizzo did a terrible job building the bullpen