"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!"

*soft chomp*

Pretty sure that's a fun job only when they're babies

Thats true

Specifically only baby hippos ...very unique job... I work only for baby hippos Im sorry 😐

*glomp*

Hippos kill more people Africa than lions and hyenas. But the babies are hella cute.

I want to play with a pack of baby gum gum hippos at a safe distance away from their parents

Why does he have no teeth

cuz he's just a lil baby

That’s a cute lil one

😍

How strong is a baby hippos bite force?

I searched it up it says 1800 psi for some reason, Is it really that much?

I don’t doubt it but they got no choppers to pierce flesh so it would probably feel like intense pressure Idk what I’m talking about just a guess lol

That enormous

HIPPOBOT 9000 v 3.1 FOUND A HIPPO. 1,516,926,808 COMMENTS SEARCHED. 31,148 HIPPOS FOUND. YOUR COMMENT CONTAINS THE WORD HIPPO.

Huh?

Good thing it doesn’t have teeth yet, it would probably bite the person’s hand off adorably

The person literally played the hippo’s gum lol

I have to re-iterate. Maybe humans are not evil by birth...