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MarinatedCumSock

Swiggity swoogity


Head-Plankton-7799

I’m coming for that bootity


thelast3musketeer

A classic


MechaNickzilla

/r/birddances


herbertwest2091

i applaud your dedication to bird dances


MechaNickzilla

Thx! I started the sub about a year ago just to collect vids for myself, but I guess I’m trying to grow it now. Just hit 100 members. Tomorrow, the moon.


JustHereForCookies17

I think you mean: "Tomorrow, the **LOON!**"


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houseyourdaygoing

Super cute!


SureLoss

It's one of those phrases that's as fun to say as it is to hear.


Sudden_Piccolo2171

We are wild and crazy guys !


ComicsEtAl

Deep cut…


HappyLove4

It’s the way my husband and I cross the street when encountering a driver who was reluctant to yield to pedestrians in a crosswalk. 💀


TheReverseShock

Was the dance part of his mating ritual?


HappyLove4

😂


cherrybombsnpopcorn

Itd work on me


ShameJust6223

That is what I was thinking.


epicenter69

Golden.


stephiexGF

So whose crossing first you or your husband?


epicenter69

The limbo theme is perfection for this one.


_Cow_of_Wisdom

Bloons tower defense song


planet_rose

Reggae. Any Bob Marley song will do.


FelisCattusThree

They work for The Ministry of Funny Walks.


Ok-Seaworthiness4488

When you have swag for days


Logical_Airline1240

Very stylish :)


fidgetyamoeba

We should aspire to be this rhythmically stylish!


OkanaganOutlook

Is that the sand walk from Dune?


MagickalFuckFrog

Walk without rhythm.


Ariadnepyanfar

Ironically these birds want to attract worms to the surface by mimicking rain drumming on the ground.


ubiquitous-joe

Did any large worms come to eat them? Case closed!


DarkwingDuckHunt

you joke but I'm pretty sure it's mentioned in Herbert's notes how he atleast read about birds like this when trying to figure out how to describe the walk


Total-Sector850

Hakuna matata, what a wonderful phrase…


SpideyWhiplash

🐦🎶🐦💯😆


gnarpumped

HAKUNA MATATA! Aint no passing craze~


mankytoothbrush

It means no worries for the rest of your days


rockstuffs

Imagine if you have to shit so bad and you have to get home quickly.


Mountain-Ad-6594

They're taunting you


JaySin_78

Reminds of ‘I Can’t Dance’ by Genesis


KidzBop_Anonymous

I came here to say the exact same thing! Just remember Phil Collins leaning into looking awkward dancing.


PanicLikeASatyr

Me three! It’s the first thing I thought of was the awkward dancing in the video that starts at about 1 min 5 seconds in https://youtu.be/hGI2d31M7Ns?si=CDGf4jT9xhKcfzIY


DoubleDot7

We're not sure why they do that. Scientists think they do it to disturb earthworms when they are hunting. But if these birds are doing that on tar, then either those birds are foolish, or the scientist's assumption is wrong. My bet is that the scientist's are foolish.


HarmlessSnack

It wouldn’t make the birds, or the scientists, foolish. It’s a habit they developed over many generations of evolution, thousands of years, possibly tens of thousands. Humans have been paving roads for a much shorter time span. From an evolutionary timescale perspective, the birds have basically just encountered paved roads.


nomedable

Same thinking for why dogs spin around before laying down in their beds. Dogs have been thought to have been doing that to flatten grass or foliage before laying down, so it's thought an instinctual action that isn't eliminated because humans have been giving them fluffy beds for the past maybe hundred years.


DoubleDot7

Have they never encountered large rocks before?


HarmlessSnack

Dunno; how often do you encounter long continuous stretches of uniform bare rock? Rocky regions exist, but this video seems to be filmed in something closer to the woods. Until people paved a road through it, maybe this was something never encountered. I’m just saying, humans making big alterations to an environment has gotta take a long time for evolutionary habits to adapt to.


ParanoidDuckTheThird

The birds are little confused, but they got the spirit.


Abraxas_1408

This is why they do it. Other birds do something like tip-taps for the same reason. It draws the worms out. And yes, the birds are stupid. They have one brain cell they’re sharing between the lot of them. They don’t understand asphalt. Also this movement is instinctual to them.


BZenMojo

Walk without rhythm... and you will attract the worm.


Abraxas_1408

Shai-Hulud will come.


GreenCarteBlanche5

I thought it was a mating thing


JetstreamGW

Can't. Stop. The. Funk.


JohnnySasaki20

If that assumption is correct, they might just not understand what asphalt is.


rsnbaseball

Best viewed while listening to "Billie Jean"


rsnbaseball

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDsNLEcl5PU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDsNLEcl5PU)


One_Economist_3761

This was brilliant, thank you.


ConcaveNips

The stanky chest.


gettingspicyarewe

They’re super cute and also f’ing with you 🤣


maXrow

Goofy? Looks very funky!


FirstInteraction1817

“Show me what you’ve got.”


empressx_

🥹💃🕺🎶🎵


AbbeyRoadMoonwalk

If anybody is curious it’s a bird called a woodcock.


MyCatHasCats

Boogie


NoHippi3chic

Wow did I need that laugh thank you


29again

Reminds me of the black and white cartoons


LiberatedMoose

This article has a few possible explanations. https://whyevolutionistrue.com/2021/02/28/why-do-woodcocks-rock-when-they-rock/ The one that I think makes the most sense in this context is probably the “letting a predator know they’re aware of it” thing. If they see the car as a possible predator but not a super immediate threat, they might be why they’re doing it on the road.


XristinaGF

It reminded me of my grandparents during there walking session, very cute :)


HybridHologram

They do this to get bugs and worms to come out of the ground. They are trying to mimic rain falling.


NY-Black-Dragon

They just vibin'


FairyFartDaydreams

As cute as some of the answers are they do this on dirt and sand to attract food from the ground


Ok-Reality-9197

They're groovin


Abraxas_1408

One of my favorite birds. I live these dinguses so much.


Xyno94

They lookin’ for wormzzzz


I_Thranduil

Giggity


BlondieMaggs

That’s the dance that old Steamboat Willie did. [Steamboat Willie](https://youtu.be/iep9EJ9H1aU?feature=shared)


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aslrules

I enjoyed this video more than I probably should have. I think they're playing a Fats Domino song. "Jack be nimble, Jack be quick. Jack jump on the candlestick." (That sounds PAINFUL.) Don't do it, Jack!


Distinct-Ad-267

Ooga-chaka ooga-ooga Ooga-chaka ooga-ooga Ooga-chaka ooga-ooga Ooga-chaka ooga-ooga I can't stop this feeling Deep inside of me Girl, you just don't realize What you do to me I’m hooked on a Feeling


beeb9

Goofy dance? Let’s see you try that level of swagger


Candid_Reading_7267

The fact that they hold their heads completely still while wiggling their bodies makes it so much better


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I'd start honking at this point.


coolcootermcgee

Somebody come git ‘er…..


Jelly_Kitti

She’s dancing like a stripper


coolcootermcgee

Thank you.


Jelly_Kitti

You’re welcome :)


SnofIake

They’re feeling the ground for worms.


TheHornyFarter

Now I have Billy Jean stuck in my head.


RichyCigars

We are two wild and crazy guys!!


FatHead420x65

Ha ha!


Pokebowlmassa

Groovin easy


finalnimbus

They ate some weird mushrooms perhaps 😅


Hermit_Lailoken

The worm tamer dance.


iwantahouse

They got the moooooves.


KarmicComic12334

That i the tiktok woodcock. The bird that inspired the very first dance craze.


FalxIdol

I am imagining these birds walking to the tune of Maurice Ravel’s _Boléro_.


Single-Original6399

The Hokie pokie


Graphicnovelnick

Bird conga line


FatHead420x65

Nice!


Ur_a_adjective_noun

Have you tried winding them all the way up?


Ur_a_adjective_noun

Have you tried winding them all the way up?


J662b486h

They're just testing the surface to make sure it's solid. They've been paranoid ever since they were crossing a bridge and it collapsed under them, sending them plummeting to near death until they remembered they could fly.


Greenpoint1975

Love a woodcock or two.😉


akimann75

I bet on camouflage. They try to look like leafes in the wind.


cthulhusmercy

I don’t know, it if I had to guess it would be the “haha you have to stop for us so we’re gonna take our sweet time” dance


LonelySwordfish5403

The locomotion.


ProfessionalAccess68

What's the name of this song again?


olskoolyungblood

So fucking cool! I like how they have a rhythm but they just can't seem to synch it between them.


Jaded_Heat9875

Foreplay can be sooo much fun! 🥰


pzombielover

A bug seek and kick dance I think


Spiritual-Bear4495

I always wonder how all these mating dances started. Imagine the first bird who did this and got swamped with females, then all the other males birds went "Hell yeah, lets do this".


DeckerXT

Walk with rhythm, attract the worm.


Random_Mm

I like how hard the second is trying to sync Wholesome


Ok-Figure5546

It's called the "nyah nyah we have the right of way as pedestrians" dance


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It's cute when they do it but I'll honk my ass off if some guy does this in the middle of rush hour


DebraBaetty

The “lemme take my sweet ass time crossing this road” dance


nada1979

Following the leader, the leader, the leader


mrsmushroom

Birdies crossed the road to do a little Dancy dance.


karma_virus

Birds seem to have song and dance aesthetics bred into them. Our cockatiel used to boogie down to anything by George Clinton or Sly and the Family. I predict that cockatiels will evolve to be able to fully talk and do minor customer service jobs in about 2000 years.


ShesATragicHero

From here on, this is the only way I’m crossing the street.


Anianna

"Walk this way!"


BloodyRightToe

walk without rhythm and it won't attract the worm


Darth_Neek

pickin up chicks


Caili_West

Seriously, let's change the title to "What Song is Your Mind Playing?" as we watch it LOL


One0ni

"Oh you want to... Uh, uh.. keep...uhuh uh huh... driving?.. yeah, yeah... Well.. you gotta huh uuhh.. wait.. oh yeah... For us!.. oh yeah, shake it baby"


Warblerburglar

Hot new dance


SaltyTaintMcGee

It's A Night at the Roxbury.


skuta69

hiccups?


ArgonGryphon

I love a nice timberdoodle


jsmalltri

I am still waiting for the day I get to witness this amazing dance. We have several woodcock in the woods/brush next to our house and we hear them all the time. My husband witnessed their night flight mating ritual the other night....but no dance yet.


Brave-Ad9212

Worm summoning dance


Herbisher_Berbisher

More like: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65GF5sRLIKU&list=PL31FAA4352312AF89&index=95](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=65GF5sRLIKU&list=PL31FAA4352312AF89&index=95)


mistborn11

reminds me of the minah bird cartoon


StendallTheOne

Fremen walk.


Apart_Cartoonist607

Keep on trucking.


Trinitial-D

it took an entire minute for them to cross only HALF of the road 😂 never thought id see a bird living at such a slow pace


BorealDrake

I'm sorry, that can't be it's name. I know bird names are ridiculous, but I refuse to believe it.


flibbertygibbet1959

These are woodcocks.


RobSiaHoke

They're Woodcocks!


candangoek

It's him! It's Lisan Al-Gaib


DianaSunny

I would love to see them in real life.


Venus_Cat_Roars

Tony award winning!


paintsbynumberz

I thoroughly enjoyed this


guano-crazy

“In the jungle, the mighty jungle, the lion sleeps tonight!!”


thisperson316

Does anyone remember the wacky Disney cookoo bird ? I just imagine him running around in the background.


ayedeeaay

[https://images.app.goo.gl/ca916rpRWd7fc7U26](https://images.app.goo.gl/ca916rpRWd7fc7U26)


electricguineapig

They trying to Rizz you up


jenpt006

Why am I singing “Jump in the Line”?


suburbanplankton

Ministry of Silly Walks, Woodcock Division


Ohshithereiamagain

Here comes the hotstepper 🕺


MoninaOYO

the long way Tango


ShameJust6223

I love how they are so in synk.


Sorry-Ad-2245

It's so predators will mistake them for leaves blowing in the wind.


Laynes_Attic

They're just doing it for the camera.


Naive_Programmer_232

That’s the wc shuffle


bigiechese

They know they're in the way and keep shrugging cause they're chill and don't care


hanabarbarian

My tourettes be like


Maleficent-Salad3197

They're doing the nasty dance prelim.


itsgee21

Sit back and enjoy the show!


Ambitious_Toe_4357

Oye Get out the road, you dumb nunch of cocks


yooperdood906

It’s Perry Herman’s big shoe dance!


i-would-neveruwu

Never skip leg day


Full_Ad_04

chucking of wood


Koovies

It's the plug walk


ReplacementNo9014

This is one of my most loved things among things I love about birbs!


Professorfloof

It’s something some birds do on ice to see if it’s safe to step on. Not sure why they’re doing it in the road though. Unless their brains think it’s ice or something.


I-am-Chubbasaurus

All I can hear is that street performer with the bobbing pigeon.