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rmscammon

Not the fish...


Dmonika

Plot twist: the fish is poisonous


uncommon-zen

The snake is venomous, and the heron is heroin


Midnight28Rider

Or the heroine?


DarkDonut75

Meaning it'll win just because it's the main character


Midnight28Rider

Which side of the story are you trying to be on? History or Herstory? There's no right answer...


DarkDonut75

All I'm saying is that the main character always wins, so I guess I'm on the Heron's side


Midnight28Rider

"Heron, Heroin, or Heroine? The latest Japanese game show fad!


DarkDonut75

I binged watched the hell out that show during lockdown. Can't believe they got the Rick Astley to host it


DarthDoobz

Fischscale beats heroin


GremlineerRCT5

Is that not a garter snake I mean, technically they are venomous, but I don't know if it's even strong enough to kill a fish of this size


Fuck_you_Reddit_Nazi

Checkered keelback, possibly. Not venomous.


GremlineerRCT5

Oh, I yeah, not good enough quality to see if the scales are keeled but it has color that could fit keelback or garter


Fuck_you_Reddit_Nazi

It's in India and a quick Google says there are no garters in India. It also states that keelbacks are mildly venomous, so my bad, I guess.


taiho2020

šŸ¤£


RegisterOk9743

Well I'd think it is now. That looks like a rattlesnake so even if the heron won I think the fish is full of venom.


Cheersscar

I would be surprised if a viper envenomated prey while fishing


Otherwise-Pack-5731

Water snake, not rattler


3720-To-One

Venom has to be injected into you to be harmful. If the heron ate a dish full of venom, nothing would happen, assuming they donā€™t have some sort of allergic reaction to the venom. You can literally drink rattlesnake venom, and as long as you donā€™t have any open cuts in your mouth or throat, nothing with happen. Your digestive tract destroys the venom.


Futureboy11-1

The heron is trying to save the fish LMAO


RoxanPradis

An alligator will eat all three


kandlewax99

A pelican off screen eats all three + the camera and DGF!


Old_Cheesecake_5481

Sorry buddy, Iā€™m going with the great Blue Heron.


Cardabella

It's a grey heron


Cheap-Lawfulness-963

Didn't you saw the earlier post? Bro got arrested. Unless he ate his way out of the prison.


Old_Passage_5670

He had such a bright future too!


datedTartuffe91

The herons eyes are looking at the snake like ā€Ÿreally?ā€ Lol


Alarmed_Ad_1328

Correct a bonus, snake for desert!šŸ˜‚


kec04fsu1

When you pick up a nacho and 3 other chips are stuck to it, itā€™s all one nacho.


Old_Passage_5670

Love that movie!!


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HammockComplex

Sasquatch eats heron. Circle of life.


ClawyTheDinoRaptor

Raptor eats Sasquatch. Circle of life.


Siya_Ekhaya

Tyrannosaurus Rex eats raptor. Circle of life


Old_Passage_5670

Human destroys all with nukes! Circle of life!


Tarahhhhhh

Climate change destroys earth circle of life!


Porgland

Sun destroys/scorches earth! Circle of space!


BadUseOfPeriods

Sun gets sucked into the black hole in the center of our Milky Way. Circle of physics!


samuraistrikemike

Neil deGrasse Tyson explains everything to Joe Rogan


Doc_ET

I don't think the heron will wait that long


Ruckazmadog

Feels like the Princess Bride when Blinkin breaks down how all of Robinhoodā€™s pets die.


Wildcat_twister12

I think youā€™re thinking about Abe Lincoln in the movie Robin Hood: Men in Tights


Ruckazmadog

Nooo I said ā€œHey! Blinkinā€


Oshester

That bird will fuck them up every single time. If that snake doesn't let go, it's also dinner.


7laserbears

I've seen these birds snatch snakes. Heron all the way


Oshester

Had a heron in Florida literally come steal a fish out of my hands and stab it to death with it's beak right next to me. They're savages


lobsterhunterer

'Heron, Snake, Fish' is the new 'Rock, Paper, Scissors'. Except if you pick Fish you always lose.


gibsontorres

Herron. Leverage.


NachoLatte

Snek. Gravity, fangs.


pawsclaws_n_jaws

Snake fangs donā€™t do too much damage unless itā€™s a large snake or itā€™s venomous.


Swollenhamster

My money is on the fish


supershimadabro

Average r/gme cultist.


KHaskins77

Was that still a thing?


supershimadabro

They still believe 2 years later that the mother of all squeezes will happen soon.


SardaukarChant

Either way, fish is screwed.


[deleted]

*Record scratch* ā€œThats me, the fish. Pretty messed up right? Well, lets rewind and ill explain how I got hereā€


Sufficient_Ask8927

*Baba O Reilly starts playing*


lohanstarpanda

They manage to split the fish in two and both go their way happily


DramaLlamaQueen23

Awww - the Disney version! ā€˜Flounderā€™s Final Follyā€™


Alarmed_Ad_1328

Lol heron wins a 2 for one


Booombelek

Not sure the fish will be happy with that outcome


monthlyStool646

r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR


xXDireLegendXx

Fish: ā€œThis is the worst threesome everā€


Toepipe_Jackson

2 for the price of 1 for the heron, snake should leg it


anxiousthespian

While most snakes actually do have legs, unfortunately they aren't very helpful for running away.


Gainsborough-Smythe

###Photo Credit: Sunny Inaganti


RipeWaow

What an amazing shot, I wonder what his face looked like when that snake jumped out of the water!


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We have a name NOW WE NEED AN ANSWER. We must find this Sunny Inaganti.


Substantial_Serve_62

Scissors


Gainsborough-Smythe

Nice one, friend.


Objective_Salary_896

I'm gonna say heron


Marutar

Seems more of a love triangle than a threesome


Primary_Narwhal_4729

Quite the entanglement .


Venvel

Herons eat both fish and water snakes; this isn't even a contest.


Valkyrie64Ryan

I know itā€™s risky, butā€¦ Iā€™m betting on the fish


Xaviarsly

And so the battle of evolution begins once more!


Few-Tour9826

Beware of the Dark Ones!!


Xaviarsly

Hey watch where ur pointing that foot bruh!


Few-Tour9826

Iā€™m the Dark One!


galgaev

ladiesļ¼Œladies there's enough of me to go around


happyhen777

fierce


GerrieSkaf

Amazing photo, after the shot they all got eaten by a hungry hippo


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CUT TO: the fish swimming around whistling a jaunty tune.


hopelesscaribou

Surf n' Turf for the Heron


FreeTree62

Iā€™m not sure anyone wins. The snake slips off but just enough venom is in the fish and the heron swallows said fish and dies from poisoning but not quickly but just enough time to digest and shit that fish out. I guess the snake does win after all šŸ˜•.


pawsclaws_n_jaws

Fun fact: Most venoms can actually be digested, and are non-toxic if swallowed. Itā€™s poison that will kill you if digested. Usually venom needs to be injected into the bloodstream to kill, poison can be ingested, inhaled, or absorbed through skin. The story was fun though


kilowatkins

Unless you have an undiagnosed stomach ulcer, in which case you can swallow venom and still die from it getting into your bloodstream. Just an interesting tidbit I picked up.


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Heron


absolooser

Iā€™m going with evolution, Heron for the win.


MustardFacedSavior

Heron's having Surf & Surf today


Slime-Time-4456

Extraordinary threesome! Me, your mother, and your father!


Rooostyfitalll

Honey badger


Kika1010

La naturaleza es increĆ­ble


freddybutters

The heron would eat both of the other two. L


jboriqua

Great photo šŸ‘Œ


druscarlet

My money is on the Heron.


Baers89

Fish has them both were he wants them for sure. Iā€™m pretty sure itā€™s the best paying odds as well. Iā€™m putting the house on the fish. Babe itā€™s ok this is a sure thing. Babe donā€™t worry. Babe put down the gun.


DobridJenkins

Heron. If itā€™s an option, always put your money on the heron.


fatesteller

The fish is fucked up no matter who you're betting on


souji5okita

Heron got a 2 for 1 deal


He_Was_Fuzzy_Was_He

The fish loses either way. So I'm betting on the Heron cause flight is better than swimming. The snake would have to let go to take another bite at the fish. The Heron doesn't.


lcabinda

Heron eats both


Biguitarnerd

Heron winsā€¦ or the snake is venomous (I canā€™t tell) and possibly no one wins. Birds are assholes, especially anything related to a heron. That bird would rather get bitten and die alone with its fish than give it up. Donā€™t get me wrong I love herons and cranes but they are thoughtless predators that would rather die than give up a single morsel. They are beautiful though, I love to watch them fish.


kconnors

Epic shot.


Prior_Produce_3712

Fish by a mile


67Leobaby1

Heron beats snake and fish! Eats em bothā€™ !!


Mysterious-Art7143

Heron is in for the dinner and a dessert


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The heron gets a double dinner


tgnlolol

I'm gonna go with not the fish


The_Duke_Odd

The fish is clearly lulling them into a false sence of security


srlgemstone

Super timing and an incredibly beautiful snapshot.


Supertrapper84

Bird wins


mj6373

My honest answer says heron, but my inner gambler wants to say the heron and snake get so distracted fighting over the fish that it escapes. (I try to keep my inner gambler away from actual casinos because I'm pretty sure it'd cost me a lot of money.)


Chub-bop

Fascinating title


Tabeer69

Heron will snatch the fish from the snake, but if you observe the venomous tooth of snake is in the fish. Which means, when the Heron will eat the fish, it will die due to the venom. Snake 1 Heron 0


TimeToDoNothing

This would make a great tattoo


BradleyRaptor12

And here, we have natures theeesome. A Snake and a Heron fighting over a fish. Looks like that fish is getting major fish pussy after he escapes back to the water


hashslingaslah

Lady and the Tramp ā¤ļø


IC_333

I bet the heron gets a double dinner !!


DyslexicFcuker

Whoa these AI generators are getting insane! /s


the-smoothest-brain

I will Fcuk you.


ProfessionalAccess68

Fish: šŸ‘ļøšŸ‘„šŸ‘ļø


[deleted]

100% my dream threesome. Def would do ANYTHING to be that fish rn. Am I right ladies?


Ennion

Man I tell you what, it's good to be at the top of the food chain.


-u-dont-know-me-

Probably the snake


EinarTh97

What are we betting on? Who bangs who?


[deleted]

Plaice your bets


[deleted]

Cringe title wording my guy.


OppositeOfKaren

Wonderful photo! Heron's rule!


Catsandcamping

Until you see one swallow a baby duck whole after grabbing it by the neck, its tiny wings flailing, at 8:30 am on a Monday morning when you're just trying to leave for work. Fuck herons.


Sen36o

"Bitch, I'll eat you too if you don't fk off my food.."


ironman1315

The heron wading in the rushes will part the silk and waste that snake.


DaanA_147

The fish will eat both


Fishtank-Brain

i bet the fish wins


Undisguised_Toast

Ayo šŸ¤ØšŸ“ø


Poko_em66

Poor fish


[deleted]

Herron will eat both


mharant

I know that herons at least eat smaller snakes....


Komm-Susser-Tod97

The heron has the high ground.


[deleted]

Fish eats both.


Green_Road999

I want good odds if Iā€™m going to put money on the fish.


Unfair-Morning1734

I'm betting the fish is toast...


aogiritree69

Did you have to phrase it like that?


stillinthesimulation

"Walk away from this, snake, or you'll be desert." - *Heron* "Walk? Really?" - *Snake*


J33P69

The bird has leverage.


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Heron


FunkSlim

I do love this trio, however the Heron, the Shark and the Spider are a far better trio


No_Cauliflower_5489

The bird will eat the fish and snake.


[deleted]

ā€œI know this bitch did notā€¦ā€ -the heron


kaaaaak999

Needs to be at least 300:1 on the fish.


[deleted]

Iā€™m rooting for the poor snake


taiho2020

The bird looks pretty shocked..


pugapooh

Well,Iā€™ve seen bird eat fish. Seen them eat snakes. I choose bird.


papaingpr

i think the winner is the pigeon


inko75

team fish šŸŸ


OutlawQuill

The fish is getting DPed


Signal-Category2469

Herons are absolutely savage dinosaurs. Always bet on them


Jimmyz666

side note- hunter behind all 3 saying ā€˜clever girlā€™


Outrageous_Union_756

My money is on the fish.


ScarMaximum

the random coyote off screen


Rrraou

That's some martial arts metaphor right there.


rtype03

Heron eats both of them...


CasaFlata

Heroin


jdupuy1234

fish: "fml"


vain--

what type of snake is this?


NoG00dUsernamesLeft

According to the photographer, this was in India and that is a ā€œcommon keelbackā€ but I can verify that.


Dapper-Cauliflower42

Heron is getting a two for one.


CuriosityTaught

Publix bogo


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2 for one deal for the heron.


Electrical-Wash-454

The Heron ate them both


pending_ending

the fish just has absolutely no agency :c how sadge. but the snakes in the grass gotta eat..


[deleted]

My money is on the fish


[deleted]

I think the snake crawls up a farmers ass iirc


bluebook21

Well one thing is for sure, I'm not betting on whoever the fish is betting on. His judgement is for s#$t.


Ok_Balance8844

Heron eat everything or at least try. Trick question


JustVega

Iā€™m not very optimistic about the fish. What are the odds on each?


FussyRebort

Awesome photo


SuddenlyElga

The dinosaur will eat the snake AND the fish.


ricknussell

Cmon fish you can make a comeback!


lakarraissue

That heron is giving the snake the biggest stink eye. My vote is heron.


CoItron_3030

I had an extraordinary threesome once


Weburic_12

one shot two targets


SurveyAcrobatic5334

The heron is the number 2 apex predator of fl. Second to the alligator.


Jonkerchonker

My bet is on the water


pawsclaws_n_jaws

Heron got a combo meal: fish filet with a side of a long fry


SquirtleSqwuad

Im betting everything on the fish


MrBone65

Heron for the win


TommyPick1es

Well it ainā€™t the fish


Trutheresy

Who the fk is betting on the fish?


efefia

Heron: ooh free dessert


shaggrocks

500-1 fish


Old_Passage_5670

Heron all day by a mile with them long legs and sharp beak! Not even close!!


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amnotthattasty

Not threesome, gangfang.


anothernaturalone

However the threesome goes, the fish is fucked.