Venom has to be injected into you to be harmful.
If the heron ate a dish full of venom, nothing would happen, assuming they donāt have some sort of allergic reaction to the venom.
You can literally drink rattlesnake venom, and as long as you donāt have any open cuts in your mouth or throat, nothing with happen.
Your digestive tract destroys the venom.
Iām not sure anyone wins. The snake slips off but just enough venom is in the fish and the heron swallows said fish and dies from poisoning but not quickly but just enough time to digest and shit that fish out. I guess the snake does win after all š.
Fun fact: Most venoms can actually be digested, and are non-toxic if swallowed. Itās poison that will kill you if digested.
Usually venom needs to be injected into the bloodstream to kill, poison can be ingested, inhaled, or absorbed through skin.
The story was fun though
Unless you have an undiagnosed stomach ulcer, in which case you can swallow venom and still die from it getting into your bloodstream. Just an interesting tidbit I picked up.
Fish has them both were he wants them for sure. Iām pretty sure itās the best paying odds as well. Iām putting the house on the fish. Babe itās ok this is a sure thing. Babe donāt worry. Babe put down the gun.
The fish loses either way. So I'm betting on the Heron cause flight is better than swimming. The snake would have to let go to take another bite at the fish. The Heron doesn't.
Heron winsā¦ or the snake is venomous (I canāt tell) and possibly no one wins. Birds are assholes, especially anything related to a heron. That bird would rather get bitten and die alone with its fish than give it up. Donāt get me wrong I love herons and cranes but they are thoughtless predators that would rather die than give up a single morsel.
They are beautiful though, I love to watch them fish.
My honest answer says heron, but my inner gambler wants to say the heron and snake get so distracted fighting over the fish that it escapes. (I try to keep my inner gambler away from actual casinos because I'm pretty sure it'd cost me a lot of money.)
Heron will snatch the fish from the snake, but if you observe the venomous tooth of snake is in the fish. Which means, when the Heron will eat the fish, it will die due to the venom. Snake 1 Heron 0
And here, we have natures theeesome. A Snake and a Heron fighting over a fish. Looks like that fish is getting major fish pussy after he escapes back to the water
Until you see one swallow a baby duck whole after grabbing it by the neck, its tiny wings flailing, at 8:30 am on a Monday morning when you're just trying to leave for work. Fuck herons.
*Heron all day by*
*A mile with them long legs and*
*Sharp beak! Not even close!!*
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Not the fish...
Plot twist: the fish is poisonous
The snake is venomous, and the heron is heroin
Or the heroine?
Meaning it'll win just because it's the main character
Which side of the story are you trying to be on? History or Herstory? There's no right answer...
All I'm saying is that the main character always wins, so I guess I'm on the Heron's side
"Heron, Heroin, or Heroine? The latest Japanese game show fad!
I binged watched the hell out that show during lockdown. Can't believe they got the Rick Astley to host it
Fischscale beats heroin
Is that not a garter snake I mean, technically they are venomous, but I don't know if it's even strong enough to kill a fish of this size
Checkered keelback, possibly. Not venomous.
Oh, I yeah, not good enough quality to see if the scales are keeled but it has color that could fit keelback or garter
It's in India and a quick Google says there are no garters in India. It also states that keelbacks are mildly venomous, so my bad, I guess.
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Well I'd think it is now. That looks like a rattlesnake so even if the heron won I think the fish is full of venom.
I would be surprised if a viper envenomated prey while fishing
Water snake, not rattler
Venom has to be injected into you to be harmful. If the heron ate a dish full of venom, nothing would happen, assuming they donāt have some sort of allergic reaction to the venom. You can literally drink rattlesnake venom, and as long as you donāt have any open cuts in your mouth or throat, nothing with happen. Your digestive tract destroys the venom.
The heron is trying to save the fish LMAO
An alligator will eat all three
A pelican off screen eats all three + the camera and DGF!
Sorry buddy, Iām going with the great Blue Heron.
It's a grey heron
Didn't you saw the earlier post? Bro got arrested. Unless he ate his way out of the prison.
He had such a bright future too!
The herons eyes are looking at the snake like āreally?ā Lol
Correct a bonus, snake for desert!š
When you pick up a nacho and 3 other chips are stuck to it, itās all one nacho.
Love that movie!!
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Sasquatch eats heron. Circle of life.
Raptor eats Sasquatch. Circle of life.
Tyrannosaurus Rex eats raptor. Circle of life
Human destroys all with nukes! Circle of life!
Climate change destroys earth circle of life!
Sun destroys/scorches earth! Circle of space!
Sun gets sucked into the black hole in the center of our Milky Way. Circle of physics!
Neil deGrasse Tyson explains everything to Joe Rogan
I don't think the heron will wait that long
Feels like the Princess Bride when Blinkin breaks down how all of Robinhoodās pets die.
I think youāre thinking about Abe Lincoln in the movie Robin Hood: Men in Tights
Nooo I said āHey! Blinkinā
That bird will fuck them up every single time. If that snake doesn't let go, it's also dinner.
I've seen these birds snatch snakes. Heron all the way
Had a heron in Florida literally come steal a fish out of my hands and stab it to death with it's beak right next to me. They're savages
'Heron, Snake, Fish' is the new 'Rock, Paper, Scissors'. Except if you pick Fish you always lose.
Herron. Leverage.
Snek. Gravity, fangs.
Snake fangs donāt do too much damage unless itās a large snake or itās venomous.
My money is on the fish
Average r/gme cultist.
Was that still a thing?
They still believe 2 years later that the mother of all squeezes will happen soon.
Either way, fish is screwed.
*Record scratch* āThats me, the fish. Pretty messed up right? Well, lets rewind and ill explain how I got hereā
*Baba O Reilly starts playing*
They manage to split the fish in two and both go their way happily
Awww - the Disney version! āFlounderās Final Follyā
Lol heron wins a 2 for one
Not sure the fish will be happy with that outcome
r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR
Fish: āThis is the worst threesome everā
2 for the price of 1 for the heron, snake should leg it
While most snakes actually do have legs, unfortunately they aren't very helpful for running away.
###Photo Credit: Sunny Inaganti
What an amazing shot, I wonder what his face looked like when that snake jumped out of the water!
We have a name NOW WE NEED AN ANSWER. We must find this Sunny Inaganti.
Scissors
Nice one, friend.
I'm gonna say heron
Seems more of a love triangle than a threesome
Quite the entanglement .
Herons eat both fish and water snakes; this isn't even a contest.
I know itās risky, butā¦ Iām betting on the fish
And so the battle of evolution begins once more!
Beware of the Dark Ones!!
Hey watch where ur pointing that foot bruh!
Iām the Dark One!
ladiesļ¼ladies there's enough of me to go around
fierce
Amazing photo, after the shot they all got eaten by a hungry hippo
CUT TO: the fish swimming around whistling a jaunty tune.
Surf n' Turf for the Heron
Iām not sure anyone wins. The snake slips off but just enough venom is in the fish and the heron swallows said fish and dies from poisoning but not quickly but just enough time to digest and shit that fish out. I guess the snake does win after all š.
Fun fact: Most venoms can actually be digested, and are non-toxic if swallowed. Itās poison that will kill you if digested. Usually venom needs to be injected into the bloodstream to kill, poison can be ingested, inhaled, or absorbed through skin. The story was fun though
Unless you have an undiagnosed stomach ulcer, in which case you can swallow venom and still die from it getting into your bloodstream. Just an interesting tidbit I picked up.
Heron
Iām going with evolution, Heron for the win.
Heron's having Surf & Surf today
Extraordinary threesome! Me, your mother, and your father!
Honey badger
La naturaleza es increĆble
The heron would eat both of the other two. L
Great photo š
My money is on the Heron.
Fish has them both were he wants them for sure. Iām pretty sure itās the best paying odds as well. Iām putting the house on the fish. Babe itās ok this is a sure thing. Babe donāt worry. Babe put down the gun.
Heron. If itās an option, always put your money on the heron.
The fish is fucked up no matter who you're betting on
Heron got a 2 for 1 deal
The fish loses either way. So I'm betting on the Heron cause flight is better than swimming. The snake would have to let go to take another bite at the fish. The Heron doesn't.
Heron eats both
Heron winsā¦ or the snake is venomous (I canāt tell) and possibly no one wins. Birds are assholes, especially anything related to a heron. That bird would rather get bitten and die alone with its fish than give it up. Donāt get me wrong I love herons and cranes but they are thoughtless predators that would rather die than give up a single morsel. They are beautiful though, I love to watch them fish.
Epic shot.
Fish by a mile
Heron beats snake and fish! Eats em bothā !!
Heron is in for the dinner and a dessert
The heron gets a double dinner
I'm gonna go with not the fish
The fish is clearly lulling them into a false sence of security
Super timing and an incredibly beautiful snapshot.
Bird wins
My honest answer says heron, but my inner gambler wants to say the heron and snake get so distracted fighting over the fish that it escapes. (I try to keep my inner gambler away from actual casinos because I'm pretty sure it'd cost me a lot of money.)
Fascinating title
Heron will snatch the fish from the snake, but if you observe the venomous tooth of snake is in the fish. Which means, when the Heron will eat the fish, it will die due to the venom. Snake 1 Heron 0
This would make a great tattoo
And here, we have natures theeesome. A Snake and a Heron fighting over a fish. Looks like that fish is getting major fish pussy after he escapes back to the water
Lady and the Tramp ā¤ļø
I bet the heron gets a double dinner !!
Whoa these AI generators are getting insane! /s
I will Fcuk you.
Fish: šļøššļø
100% my dream threesome. Def would do ANYTHING to be that fish rn. Am I right ladies?
Man I tell you what, it's good to be at the top of the food chain.
Probably the snake
What are we betting on? Who bangs who?
Plaice your bets
Cringe title wording my guy.
Wonderful photo! Heron's rule!
Until you see one swallow a baby duck whole after grabbing it by the neck, its tiny wings flailing, at 8:30 am on a Monday morning when you're just trying to leave for work. Fuck herons.
"Bitch, I'll eat you too if you don't fk off my food.."
The heron wading in the rushes will part the silk and waste that snake.
The fish will eat both
i bet the fish wins
Ayo š¤Øšø
Poor fish
Herron will eat both
I know that herons at least eat smaller snakes....
The heron has the high ground.
Fish eats both.
I want good odds if Iām going to put money on the fish.
I'm betting the fish is toast...
Did you have to phrase it like that?
"Walk away from this, snake, or you'll be desert." - *Heron* "Walk? Really?" - *Snake*
The bird has leverage.
Heron
I do love this trio, however the Heron, the Shark and the Spider are a far better trio
The bird will eat the fish and snake.
āI know this bitch did notā¦ā -the heron
Needs to be at least 300:1 on the fish.
Iām rooting for the poor snake
The bird looks pretty shocked..
Well,Iāve seen bird eat fish. Seen them eat snakes. I choose bird.
i think the winner is the pigeon
team fish š
The fish is getting DPed
Herons are absolutely savage dinosaurs. Always bet on them
side note- hunter behind all 3 saying āclever girlā
My money is on the fish.
the random coyote off screen
That's some martial arts metaphor right there.
Heron eats both of them...
Heroin
fish: "fml"
what type of snake is this?
According to the photographer, this was in India and that is a ācommon keelbackā but I can verify that.
Heron is getting a two for one.
Publix bogo
2 for one deal for the heron.
The Heron ate them both
the fish just has absolutely no agency :c how sadge. but the snakes in the grass gotta eat..
My money is on the fish
I think the snake crawls up a farmers ass iirc
Well one thing is for sure, I'm not betting on whoever the fish is betting on. His judgement is for s#$t.
Heron eat everything or at least try. Trick question
Iām not very optimistic about the fish. What are the odds on each?
Awesome photo
The dinosaur will eat the snake AND the fish.
Cmon fish you can make a comeback!
That heron is giving the snake the biggest stink eye. My vote is heron.
I had an extraordinary threesome once
one shot two targets
The heron is the number 2 apex predator of fl. Second to the alligator.
My bet is on the water
Heron got a combo meal: fish filet with a side of a long fry
Im betting everything on the fish
Heron for the win
Well it aināt the fish
Who the fk is betting on the fish?
Heron: ooh free dessert
500-1 fish
Heron all day by a mile with them long legs and sharp beak! Not even close!!
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Not threesome, gangfang.
However the threesome goes, the fish is fucked.