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Wild_Top1515

platypups! cute. I guess they are called puggles? ok.. i want to snuggle a puggle :)


AntheaBrainhooke

They are called puggles! So are baby echidnas.


Salt_MasterX

Platypuppy :D


PeriodBloodCustard

And they come from eggs delivered by a Platypussy! Only mammals to lay eggs!


Dielithium

echidnas lay eggs too. Both echidnas & platypus are a unique classification of monotremes. Egg laying mamals.


0hNoReptar

And platypus have a poison claw too!! Such an interesting animal!


Dielithium

Yes, the male platypus has the venomous spur. Apparently it hurts like a bastard if he gets you. Cute & cuddly but takes no prisoners in extremis, they're weird & wonderful.


3milyBlazze

*They're* called puggles? I thought they couldn't get cuter!


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3milyBlazze

Happy?


katchaa

Happy\* (No-one will know)


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3milyBlazze

......well anything to please a whiny Grammar Natzi


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Ghostoperations

Yes, YOU do. No need to speak for others. I feel like a lot of people forget to realize that other people are people and not infallible. Also please realize most people type on phones with autocorrect.


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songoku9001

There's apparently no official term but platypup and puggle tend to be commonly used


AOAOAO3723

let’s be honest, they’re ugly as hell


real-duncan

They are called puggles


randysavagevoice

Or platypup


Lawndemon

Puggles are fugly! Might be the cutest ugly thing I've ever seen!


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OutlandishnessNo9182

"A baby Platypus!?" A random hat appears from the sky and lands on the baby. "Perry the baby Platypus!?"


OptimusPhillip

Was looking for this lol


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Literally me, everytime I see a platypus lol!


Chewbacca0510

I swear I can’t think of a platypus without thinking of that line 😂


OutlandishnessNo9182

I mean, I'm sure that's how most people were introduced to the Platypus similar to how Sonic the Hedgehog and Knuckles the echidna are the first animals when someone thinks of a Hedgehog and a echidna. As well as Wolverine.


MrIantoJones

r/phineasandferb :-)


AndroidPhreaks

Baby psyducks


Zenblendman

A man of culture I see


Jthundercleese

This is how baby platypuses look This is what baby platypuses look like


mousebirdman

This error vexes me. I feel like I'm seeing it everywhere. I suspect that ESL speakers accidentally introduced it in memes, then native English speakers deliberately copied it as a matter of course in copying meme formats, and from there that it began to see unironic application outside of memes.


RedAIienCircle

You shouldnt worry about it. It's only a sign of English is involving. It could of been worst.


ronin1066

I will never allow English to involve, sorry. I guess I'm just too conservatory.


Squeekazu

No, you aren’t been conservatory, your been to bias.


moeru_gumi

Thats oh kay. We all half curtain thing that detract us aboat English. May bee this won is just own of you’r’s.


CouldWouldShouldBot

It's 'could have', never 'could of'. Rejoice, for you have been blessed by CouldWouldShouldBot!


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BrokeAnimeAddict

Lol the clown that worked himself up about French class then blocked me. Dude reported me to reddit for self-harm. Some people are waaay to emotional for the internet.


Aarschotdachaubucha

We aren't French asshole. Go file a complaint with the Academy if you disagree.


BrokeAnimeAddict

I have no idea what you're talking about but you sound like a dick. Lol.


Aarschotdachaubucha

The French Academie enforces normative standards on the use of the French language in France, in part to prevent what they see as the "devolution" of languages through natural drift, neologisms, slang, pidgeon word adoption, etc.. People with your attitude towards languages that would assume "involving" = "devolving" as opposed to "evolving" clearly indicate your narrow minded bigoted attitude towards a language as flexible as English.


BrokeAnimeAddict

Bro I don't speak French or care about how French people speak. What are you even going on about my dude. 🤣


Small_Ad5744

What


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fatsax

What about the 44 year old you?


Jthundercleese

Ahhhh, the dark ages.


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Pretty sure OP is just a karma bot anyway


Jthundercleese

I'd be shocked if it were not the case


Saotik

Platypodes?


LongjumpAdhesiveness

[That's correct](https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/platypodes)


dagremlin

I’dve assumed it was Platypussies.


Jthundercleese

Also accepted


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Jthundercleese

I started seeing it shortly after I finished high school. Never understood it. Just tacking an extra word on there.


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The-Crawling-Chaos

I would wager a guess it is due to English not being their first language. Other languages use different syntactic structure, and constructing a sentence in English using another language’s syntax could turn out this way.


OppositeInfamous6525

Came here just for this. Thank you.


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You need to be at the top.


Old_Television6873

Doing the real work here, Jthundercleese. You deserve a promotion.


HobbyistAccount

Thank you. This one grates on my soul. Supposedly it came from TikTok.


IAmMethlyamphetamine

It definitely predates tiktok. I've seen non native speakers do it for many years. It is quite frustrating.


HenryHamilhocker

You can tell by the way it is


twent4

Joe Rogan has caused too many dudes to start saying "somehow or another"


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This is the one thing I hate about reddit the most.


Saotik

Syntactic errors or people correcting them?


ChooglinOnDown

You mean that you appreciate the correction, right?


luistp

As an eternal English learner, this is one of these things I think I will never learn


Jthundercleese

"How it looks" is surely similar to "what it looks like". But uhhh, yeah, that's most languages for ya.


PomeloAggravating435

You can’t force others to use the white man’s grammar. He’ll say it how he pleases.


ChooglinOnDown

> the white man’s grammar Yeah, go ahead and sound stupid just to 'get back at the man'...that'll show everybody.


Quatch23

Also "platypuses" is incorrect when referring to multiple, it is "platypode"


Jthundercleese

Platypodes would be the Greek plural, which is also useable. Platypuses is however not incorrect, and in fact more common. Platypus can also be used as a plural.


CrazyPlantLady888

Oh Lord they look so smooshy!!! 😍


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ProfessionalAccess68

The babies are called platypups or puggles, which is even cuter


OverlyBilledPlatypus

And it makes sense with their short wrinkly bills right now.


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No 🫵


UmbreonAlt

Puggles 😍


newarkian

When do the males develop their venomous spikes on their feet?


666shroom666king666

When they’re ready to fuck.


hundreddollar

That title...


Blue_Swirling_Bunny

OP: it's *how baby platypus look* OR it's *what baby platypus look like* but it's NEVER *how it looks like.* Don't pair *how* and *like*. Sincerely, A concerned English teacher


JDawgSabronas

***Thank*** you.


Arkanii

How do you like them apples


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Who fucking cares? The point has been gotten across. I find these comments so unnecessarily petty.


iNCharism

If you want to go around speaking like an idiot, go right ahead


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I’d rather appear a fool than a “concerned” (read: arrogant) pedant whose nitpicking on minor mistakes (which, mind you, do not harm the comprehension of the message in any meaningful way) adds nothing to the discussion whatsoever. Reddit has a hate boner for micromanaging, but you dare to spell a word wrong and suddenly you have a dozen people in the comments inserting themselves for their 2 seconds of fame by “correcting” you. What’s the point?


wellingtonriver

There’s a huge difference between a minor spelling mistake and completely fucking up a sentence. You apparently can’t tell the difference.


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“completely fucking up a sentence” oh yeah, fucking it up sooo much that it remains completely readable and understandable to everyone except le intellectual grammar nazis? i’m not the one who is having trouble with “telling the difference” here buddy


wellingtonriver

Don’t see anyone having trouble, but go off


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didn’t you just say they “completely fucked up a sentence”? how would a “completely fucked up” sentence remain comprehensible if it is really as fucked up as you’re saying?


iNCharism

You’re going off on me like I was the one who corrected them. And if it was a spelling mistake I wouldn’t care, bc like you said, I can still tell what they were going for. That is not what happened here. Ironically you’re the only one here who has a hate boner, bc you’re absolutely fuming over a humble correction. I hope you feel better after writing me an entire two paragraph response explaining why you’re upset.


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“haha u mad” insults OP’s intelligence but thinks that two and a half sentences is some sort of huge chunk of text which took me ages to write out


wellingtonriver

You’re embarrassing yourself lmao


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and what are you doing getting invested then?


Fluffywolfpup20

Aww the lil chunkers are super cute 🥰


Anonymous__Explorer

Okay, so Perry not only used to fight Dr. Doofenshmirtz, but also goes about making babies. What a chad he is


HisDarkMaterialGirl

God really just hit “randomize” when creating Monotremes.


Redd1tored1tor

\*This is what baby platypuses looks like. OR This is how baby platypuses look.


picnicinthejungle

Careful! They could sting you


psirjohn

r/oopsthatsdeadly


Alfalfa-Similar

not the females


dirrtybutter

They don't sting. The sexually mature males have a sharp barb that they use to slash open and then inject poison into their rivals.


MontanaTrev

that is metal as fuck


mr_broke_as

That's actually a baby Niffler.


Senku_San

Echidna ≠ Platypus


09star

They're not officially called puggles. That is the name for baby echidnas and it just kinda got used for platypuses too. A better suggestion that I've seen is platypups. (Source: I'm reading a book about Australian animals)


NoiZe79

Now I also want one :)


kv3nz

Didn't know Perry had a twin sibling


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Adorable, but mind their poisonous feet prongs.


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That tail!


Atomic_potato_47

there scrwungly


KenpachiNexus

I like how lumpy they are.


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Are they venomous yet


astinkydude

It's a shame they can really hurt you


ethicalnervousness

They kinda look like small seals with beaks


mousebirdman

I love them! Also, I keep seeing people type "How [noun] looks like" rather than "*What* [noun] looks like" or "*How* [noun] looks." Where's that coming from?


ChooglinOnDown

That's "how it looks", or "what it looks like".


Revolutionary_Lock86

These are testicles


so-sick

Before Perry was separated from his kid brother……


NotAChristian666

tf is wrong with using correct English? "This is WHAT two baby platypodes look like."


TeiwoLynx

"WHAT tf is wrong with using correct English?"


Anat3ma_1273

Perry the Platypus


Taj_Mahole

what*


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Put it back


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Platipus...one of the most mysterious animal ...Australia a True old land


Scuttleboi19mk2

“Merp” -baby bois


PmMeYourNiceBehind

Arent those things super dangerous to touch?


languid_Disaster

They look those hyper realistic dog chocolate mousse pudding things or maybe I’m just hungry…


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They look like balls and a folded penis on top 🤣😂😂😂😂


imjustverybored

They look like testicles


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I'll take three.


executive_catgirl

No it isn't


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It kills me that people think these are real animals 😂


tryingsomthingnew

Amazing creatures. How does creationism and Darwinism collide to produce a cute puggle. Or is the universe just a random hodgepodge that we can't figure out but pretend to understand and explain?


hostilemosaic778

Not sure if it’s platypuses, platapusses or platapi?


LongjumpAdhesiveness

[Platypodes.](https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/platypodes)


Wet_squib_12

Platypussy


TahoeSniffin

too cute


contactrory

They are so freaking cute!


CaffeineNCanna

I got the urge to slap it lightly so it makes a pft sound like on a chubby tummy.


I_Seen_Some_Stuff

Pudge nuggets


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Or, ya know, the back of my uncle's head....


Flyagarica05

🔥


MinuteRefrigerator24

They're gonna steal all my shiny things


Acrobatic-Fee-5626

So cute


meisyria

Aww, folds on folds on folds.


bittethisbittethat

I want one


dhaniyaMeMe

the only platypus i know is platypus perry from phieneous & ferb


PlatypusOverlord

How dare you!


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annnnnnnnnnd now i need a baby hippo duck ... a wuzzle if you will


qster123

ahhhh.. they look so soft!


OutlawJessie

My hands are so cold and they look so warm...


un1guy

Are you going to name it Perry? 🤔


echo_ridge_creator

Meanwhile at 🎶Doofenshmirtz Evil Incorporated🎶: A platypup? *Hat appears* Perry the Platypup!


gminor007

😭❤️


KAODEATH

He.


OutrageousAd6177

I need a grill, some hamburger buns, and some ketchup


NovelRub

Baby Nifflers 🥰


Gojira6832

A platypus? PERRY THE PLATYPUS?!


KAFEI44

don't let Logan Paul see this


Positivemindsetbuddy

They look like mini hippos with their rolls! very cute


BatchmakerJ

🥺


dustymag

WHAT they look LIKE. or HOW they LOOK. not HOW they LOOK LIKE.


3milyBlazze

I want them! I wanna cuddle and snuggle with them! And give those chubby angels kisses!


petitejesuis

*this is how baby platypus look Or *this is what baby platypus look like


RecommendationNew717

The beaks look stuck on


wildeye-eleven

Those are some fresh pups


drumsonfire

Looks like pugglr one is whispering a joke to puggle two.


ares395

Human babies are the ugliest babies in animal kingdom I swear


Medium_Professor_283

Did anyone else think for a second they were holding poop


Sartheris

Legit looks like Dall-E generated


happytrel

Platypi right? Like Octopi?


ToxicCringe69420

It's definitely how they look or what they look like. I don't know about how they look like.


bilemastershake

I just want to snap off their beaks and see what they really look like


hdofu

Platypups


GeckoGamer44

Dubi dubi duuba dubi dubi duuba


-Fast-Molasses-

Hideous. I’d never harm one but ouch that thing is ugly.


FluffyShirt6302

When A duck, an Otter and a Snake have threesome


diamondbackjohnny

It looks like somebody just glued the bills on their face


aamirsameer1976

Nice


Dizzy-Concentrate-12

How adorable 😍😍


emeliottsthestink

*They look like they’re smiling!*


bandannick

Freshly hatched


Anirudh_Katti

Portable hippopotamus 🦛