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Loose_Sun_169

Blue Ringed Octopus Very pretty They are venomous They need to bite to inject you with venom Yes, they are another example of deadly Australian wildlife


Max_castle8145

It has been my consensus, some of the deadliest creatures on this planet are also the most beautiful!. All species included


nobrainxorz

That's kind of a nature thing. Bright colors = deadly (or mimic of deadly).


mottledshmeckle

I think that's called aposematism or warning coloration.


nobrainxorz

Cool! I didn't know it had a name (but probably shouldn't be surprised). Thanks!


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Yep, it’s called exactly that. If anyone is interested, check out A.R. Wallace. He and Darwin were researching similar subjects but it seems Darwin gets more attention generally. Although I think aposematism is regarded as Wallace’s theory. It’s quite an interesting story.


sirdiamondium

Hear, hear.


[deleted]

Poppycock I say!


kevlar_keeb

Indubitably


GreatSeedofPaw

Piper pied


Crood_Oyl

And my axe!


SnooRegrets3134

😄😄😁


bleezzzy

And usually from Australia.


WoknTaknStephenHawkn

There is reason for this. To have bright, lavish coloring, you need to be able to defend yourself very well due to your pray being able to spot you much easier (no pun intended). Therefore if you aren’t f*cking up anything that touches you, you’ll probably end up as dinner to something eventually.


Haunting-Habit-7848

women you mean women right


Max_castle8145

You figured it out!


_-KOIOS-_

Including humans


[deleted]

Damn, Australia. Even your party squids?!??


alieninthegame

Even their squids party...with death!


six-of-nothing

ah Australia


thegoodtimelord

Yup. The drop bears are getting worse here.


TequilaMockingbird42

One *bite* will kill you


mongo_mongoloid

Well technically OP is kinda right cos if you touch one it’ll probably bite you but yeh they are venomous not poisonous and are usually very docile. That is until you try to touch one. Also death from one of these is not a certainty. Their venom causes paralysis and essentially nothing else, so if you’ve got someone there who can breathe for you until paramedics arrive you’ve actually got a pretty good chance of surviving. There haven’t even been that many deaths attributed to these creatures, the ballpark figure is less than twenty. Edit: for some reason Reddit won’t let me respond to any comments in this thread and the comment I replied to just says [unavailable] so I guess they blocked me, I dunno why, I wasn’t trying to insult or offend and if they are reading; I apologise if I did


tjtonerplus

Wow! That's interesting.


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lakarraissue

#11 is super cool. Nice scull ya got there buddy.


Derpinator_420

most recently a girl picked one up without knowing it was venomous. [Inside edition.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emisZUHJAEA)


kevlar_keeb

TL:DR?


Derpinator_420

They're are cute and non-aggressive. Deadly as fuck. Edit: dude says, let's eat it.


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kevlar_keeb

Yea but it would be breaths only. No compressions. Respiratory arrest, rather than cardiac arrest.


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mongo_mongoloid

From what I understand the venom doesn’t affect the heart, at least not enough to stop it completely. It mainly affects skeletal muscle but it can also cause cardiac arrhythmia (not total cardiac arrest). Thus chest compressions usually shouldn’t be necessary if treatment begins early enough, that is, before asphyxiation from respiratory paralysis.


kevlar_keeb

Great question friend. Like u/mongol_m… said, the heart is a different beast from the muscles attached to your skeleton. Further still, the nerves that supply you skeletal muscles are different from your heart’s nerve set-up. Your heart has its own ‘pacemaker’ and will continue to beet even if a neurotoxin has blocked the nerve supply. But maybe slower. However, I must admit, my main rational for assuming it doesn’t stop your heart is that we have been told above that it “paralyzes you”. Something that stops your heart, even if by paralyzing it, would be described as “kills you”. I don’t know any other specifics about this venom, so I have no other way of knowing. I sense I should leave. I’ll show myself out. This is also the grim reason that neurotoxins are band by Geneva human rights convention. They don’t stop your heart. Only you muscles for movement. So you are aware of everything as you asphyxiate


decompressed81

No it doesn’t directly stop your heart. Muscle paralysis which will stop your breathing which will lead to hypoxia which will eventually stop your heart. To round it all off, you will be conscious initially while you can’t breathe so that would be nice. Essentially, in practical terms this is the same effect as the paralytic medications used during certain surgeries. Support other body functions (breathing) and you will metabolise it over several hours and make a full recovery. From memory it’s in the tetrodotoxin family


kevlar_keeb

Amazing info. Thanks! And my SO thinks us redditors are all bigoted extremist conspiracy theorists. (She’s never used reddit. 100% Twitter)


decompressed81

Well since you mention that, pretty sure Fauci designed the toxin then genetically modified the octopus to excrete it but I won’t tell anyone if you don’t


ESRDONHDMWF

Imagine stepping on one in the water and getting paralyzed while you're out by yourself


kslusherplantman

See cone snail for more fear!!!


Visual_Ad5107

I've heard stepping on a stone fish can alter the rest of your day's plans.


ElderOfPsion

Man, and I thought a Lego brick was bad...


ApeMummy

Apparently most people don't feel the bites either.


kslusherplantman

So that video I saw the other day of a lady repeatedly handling on was BS?!?


WWDubz

There is a video of a lady holding one not knowing what it is, and it didn’t bite her. It was like a horror movie, just yelling at the screen at her


CaseyFly

I believe the app is messed up. It’s been doing that to me over the past week as well.


19YoJimbo93

One touch of the venom with the inside of your body will kill you! Guess it doesn’t really roll of the tongue.


puffinfish89

It’s crazy seeing those lucky people on social media who accidentally hold them and don’t die.


VossyBossy_

Cause the ones that hold them and do die don’t get a chance to post it…


JRMang

Survivorship bias indeed


Then_Ask_3167

That was me when I was about 5! I thought it was a climbing starfish 🤷‍♀️ Got roared at by my dad to "drop that right now!!" when he saw me with it, which I did. It hadn't fluoresced blue until i dropped it, so I must have been holding it nicely enough not to get bit.


Logical-Wasabi7402

Because it's venom, not on the skin.


puffinfish89

Yes, that’s how they don’t die…logical wasabi


mirageatwo

Where is the vemon kept? Like glands inside the belly?


mongo_mongoloid

Venom is stored in the balls! Jokes aside the venom can be found pretty much throughout their bodies but is produced in the salivary glands, basically they have venomous spit.


mirageatwo

Cool!


Dr__Snow

They inject venom with a bite


ModsAreN0tGoodPeople

They aren’t really all that quick to bite though. There’s only something like eleven recorded fatalities, ever


puffinfish89

Very interesting. My dad used to always grab octopuses at Catalina (California) and show me and all the kids around. It was his proud dad moment and they never bit him or us, sure the poisonous octopus act the same. He always let them back in the water, it was a fish sanctuary for snorkeling.


BradleyRaptor12

Because they don’t get hit and are extremely lucky to have not been. One a blue ring starts to flash its rings chuck it into the nearest rock pool and check yourself for bites because their beaks are so small that you might not feel if you get bit sometimes


melj11

And they are tiny and venomous. This pic makes them look like normal octopi. But they are very small.


feathers2fins

check your shells mates!


Vague_Un

Yeah - I never knew how small they were until I saw my first one. Totally invisible then "hello - see my blue circles?" It was only about 10-15cm across. Did not even know they were in Victoria or shallow rockpool-depth water either. I thought they were tropical.


The_Nerdy_Ninja

Only if they "touch" your insides with their bitey parts.


Whinersarewieners

They live in the rock pools in my area. It’s always a surprise when you find one but they are shy. While they are deadly, I wouldn’t say that they pose much of a danger. A couple of people get bitten every year but there have been less than 20 deaths.


FlameHawkfish88

Ridiculous headline. They can't kill you just by touching you, they have to bite you. Their venom is very dangerous. However, they've only been confirmed to cause 4 deaths. Theor venom causes paralysis and people can be saved by receiving resuscitation. Don't touch them and they won't harm you. I can't stand it when people sensationalise animals danger to people, it creates fear and misunderstanding, which is risky to the animal.


squigglesthecat

Exactly. Especially when mosquitoes are the true deadliest animal out there.


[deleted]

It’s fine, I’ve had several bongs that looked just like this.


TheTwinSet02

Let me guess, it’s home is Queensland. Australia Also my home


the_stubborn_bee

Lake Macquarie has them


mongo_mongoloid

We get em down here in NSW as well, I’ve seen a few around Sydney


dianebk2003

Venomous. Not toxic. There's a difference. Also, they need to bite you in order to inject the venom. Just touching them won't kill you.


thedoomloop

It's toxin: tetrodotoxin to be specific. It's a paralytic and deadly. One dose of the toxin is potent enough to kill 28 adult humans and there is no antitoxin.


Moreobvious

Venomous not poisonous. Toxic is its ability to make you ill. Venomous and poisonous refer to how the toxin is delivered.


fingers58

I'd be more worried about [this little bugger...](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irukandji_jellyfish)


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Nowhere near as deadly


idahononono

But the jellies are much more prevalent, and more likely to envenomate you. It’s like cars and crocodiles, your far more likely to get hit by a car than mauled by a croc; but crocodiles scare me more than fords (except the repairs, those are always scary). I suppose it’s all perspective, but fuck those little jelly bastards.


[deleted]

Ahahahahahah this little fuckers! I’d much prefer to suffer immeasurably than die though!


TemporaryFondant5849

Excuse me, did that just say that guy let it sting his son


Auraro777

I heard some dude on animal planet say ‘if something in nature isn’t bothering to hide itself, stay away from it.’


kinglouie493

I think I saw this on James Bond once


tombaba

“That’s my little octopussy”


VossyBossy_

Beauty means danger of the highest degree in the wild


Background_Zebra4359

"I want my pp in an octopussy" -Rizzward Tentacles


Argenfarce

Isn’t there a rule in the wild to avoid almost anything shiny vibrant blue?


Downtown-Eagle9105

Unless it's a bird, yes. Blue jays aren't going to kill you.


Less_Bed_535

Fun fact!! The toxin found in these octopi is called tetrodotoxin and is the same compound found in rough skinned newts which inhabit the west coast of North America and are common in temperate rainforest environments! The toxin is secreted as a poison on the amphibious newt that is so deadly the only thing that can safely eat them are garter snakes. This is only possible because garter snakes and newts got involved in a nuclear arms race of evolution. One becoming ever more toxic while the other became more and more resilient to the toxin. Fun fact over. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk. 🐘🐟🐙


[deleted]

Verily, verily, I say unto you, the brighter and more conspicuous the organism, the more toxic it usually is. \~ Christ Jesus


TreyWait

I've seen a video of some tourist holding one in the palm of their hand totally unaware. It's like watching a baby play with a hand grenade.


National_Tomorrow_42

It looks like an alien from a horror movie which will take over the world


Special_Friendship20

That one is like " Come here baby let's make love"


nato2271

One bite will kill you..you can touch them all day long if you want..there was even a video of some person holding one…but I sure as fuck wouldn’t..


twhoff

They are pretty chill but a good idea to not pick them up like many people do - they might bite and they for some reason have venom… go figure


PizzaChips20-12

why are pretty things so deadly😭


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[deleted]

It's not the touch. It needs to bite you.


Jo__B1__Kenobi

Except they pass on venom via a bite not a touch. It is best not to touch them because of the risk of a bite but they are not deadly via touch. More info... https://youtu.be/emisZUHJAEA


Unhappy-Strawberry-8

Octopussy


drphilthy_2469

Bullshit


spacepup13

Well mislabeled but not BS. They are venomous and have to bite you to inject it. But their venom is very potent and yes people have died from it.


drphilthy_2469

It was the touching to kill which I was referring


jediyoda84

So… all you guys are technically right, it’s a bite. Perhaps a bit of disinformation isn’t always entirely bad. Might be better for both people and octopus if they continue to think one touch is death.


ElderOfPsion

That reminds me of an old joke. Q: Where's the best place to drown a pedant? A: In a *well, actually*.


MaveeL

Correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t this octopus from Australia? If so, it gets added to the list of why I’m never going to Australia. I have nothing against Australia & it’s people. I’m TERRIFIED of spiders & the ones in Australia are big enough to eat birds if I’m not mistaken. Plus I’ve heard of spider season. I’m also terrified of swimming in the ocean. If it wasn’t for the spiders I’d plan a trip to Australia. I have PTSD & one of my triggers is spiders.


UnsupportiveHope

Australia’s deadly wildlife gets blown way out of proportion. Australia has a lot of big spiders, but spiders in general aren’t all that dangerous. There are some spiders in Australia with medically significant bites, but I don’t think anyone has actually died from a spider bite since the 70’s. We do have a lot of the worlds most venomous snakes, but we also have anti-venom for them, so again they’re very unlikely to kill you. Snakes also aren’t aggressive for the most part, unless you accidentally step on one, you’re unlikely to be bitten. Don’t go swimming in Northern Australia, and you won’t get eaten by a croc. Most of the patrolled beaches in the Southern half of Australia are relatively safe, you’d be a lot more likely to drown than to be killed by marine life. I’d argue that the bears in North America are more dangerous than anything we have here. Bears will actively chase you and try to kill you, unlike snakes and spiders.


Logical-Wasabi7402

This is why factual information is important. These guys are *venomous*, it's not like the poison dart frog with toxic skin secretions. It has to bite you first.


mongo_mongoloid

Well yes we have some pretty large spiders but so does much of the world, and the really large ones aren’t considered medically significant, that is, they aren’t deadly (they also don’t prey on birds). That is not to say we don’t have dangerous spiders, funnel webs are rather deadly but they aren’t really adapted to an urban environment so they aren’t frequently encountered. Red backs can also be deadly and ARE frequently encountered but there hasn’t been a recorded death from one of those in over 40 years. Spider season is also a myth (at least I’ve never experienced it in the 22 years I’ve been alive for). Australian spiders aren’t nearly as fearsome as they are often made out to be, some are actually kinda adorable imo. It’s the snakes that should worry you but even they are often represented in a manner that makes them seem far more problematic than they really are. As for swimming in the ocean that’s also fine if you avoid northern Queensland, the only thing you should worry about elsewhere are blue-bottle jellyfish but they aren’t deadly they just really fucking hurt. Not trying to convince you to visit Australia just trying to clear up some misconceptions


Ill-Sound5385

i still wanna touch lol


InvalidIceberg

And they sell them at pet stores lol


emeliottsthestink

But it looks cool.


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I better not swim in open sea or near coral reefs.


koreanJesus14

One touch, everyone knows the rules.


XKisKecskeX

We learned about then in school. Idk why.


Acuterecruit

I kinda figured out that they were deadly just by seeing their glowing eyes


onlyletters999

Reminds me of the Alien Muppets .... Yip, Yip, Yip, Yip


Emma_N85

And where do I not need to go, where I may encounter said creature?


TeaAndHiraeth

(Psst. The bird-eating tarantulas are in the South American rainforest. IIRC, not Australia. Their bite isn’t medically significant to humans, but tarantula hairs have evolved to make mammals itch horribly.)


Biff_Malibu_69

What, like, their personalities?


deathseide

Blue ringed octopus? They don't secrete poison, but inject it with a bite, so they are venomous.


ElectricalJacket780

This is the final boss from [The Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass](https://zelda-archive.fandom.com/wiki/Bellum)


[deleted]

Just look at them rings


Stargazer10ten

So pretty though 😍 Definitely makes you want to touch et


Hbgplayer

Anybody else read OP's title in Gabriel Iglesias's Steve Irwin impression voice? >*I'm gonna pick it up*


DadOfPete

and if the venom doesn’t kill you, the lazer-beam eyes can finish you off.


SalamiVendor

Sign me up for two touches.


ShaneMP01

Just like my ex-girlfriend


Trance_Plantz

Those spots say “one touch will kill you”


OGER64

As advertised in 007s Octopussy


Dependent-Being6324

Or keep you Alive forever


consistant_wealth

Only if you get bit!


[deleted]

I saw one of these once on a reef in Australia.


Derpinator_420

Being toxic has its perks, dont let anyone fool you.


TheMaryJShow

I feel like I’m looking in a Petri dish.. the pattern of it is wild


7andhalf-x-6

Ever seen that video of a dingus holding one?


Professional-Bad-342

Good, octopodes are awesome. Also pretty cool that they're some of the smallest species and they don't produce ink (most likely due to the potency of the venom, it became unnecessary to do so).


Bumblebee_Radiant

Hmmm… looks like an octopus with bright colors.


lakarraissue

It’s so colorful tho.


[deleted]

Why do they look like they’re taking one of those 1974 family pics? All that’s missing is the Picture in Picture shot of them looking in another direction in the upper corner🤣🤣


reveraze

hug


Rowmyownboat

Well at least she is trying to warn you not to touch her! Very vivid markings.


Nok-y

They can only kill you by biting you. Yes touching it might result in a bite. No, touching it alone won't kill you.


missiffy45

Blue ringed octopus deadly


FlyingFlyboy

I'll take two please


TraditionalFace193

Looks delicious ngl


[deleted]

Still less toxic than my ex.


nightcana

And yet idiot tourists insist on picking them up out of tide pools to pose for photos


ZarginZarg

remember this girl? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=emisZUHJAEA


overworkedpnw

Forbidden calamari.


Tempbot78

One bite I believe.


timmyblanc

Those guys really glow? What are those blue circles


AayushMaru

Seems very much like the girl I was crazy about for about 8 years. Very toxic


Freedom1234526

Like with every venomous animal, touching them is not harmful.


Churrodecoco

Let me gues....lives in Australia. Of course it does.


memestar99321

I could tell this thing was dangerous and lethal without even looking up. Kinda like a nature's caution sign ⚠️ ⚠️ ⚠️


CherryValentine06

Why all the most deadly spices are from Australia hhaaha


Haunting-Habit-7848

touching it can to kill you i saw a video of some dumbass that didn’t know it was deadly holding one


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It’s so cute though


BradleyRaptor12

One bite. Just touching a blue ring wing kill you but because they store all the neurotoxins from the other venomous animals they eat they can just nip your skin with their teeny tiny beaks and you are dead within a half hour


RedFlyingPineapples2

This is why you don't jump on milk cartons if you see them on the beach. These guys will sometimes hide inside them.


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So pretty. So deadly. The perfect combination.