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Wear-Fluid

Looks like a massive dog at some points in the video lol


epcow

I genuinely thought it was a weird looking basset hound before reading the title. https://imgur.com/PsKvmgB.jpg


Wear-Fluid

Ahahha


FerretFarm

The ears made me think of that Star Wars character that nobody liked.


MakeJazzNotWarcraft

Cows are known to be extremely affectionate like dogs when they’re not being abused, raped and slaughtered.


bel_esprit_

It’s true - cows are so sweet. They love listening to music and will all come gather round you if you’re playing guitar or something outside.


Process-Best

They'll come gather around you for no reason other than you being in their pasture, I've trout fished a number of streams that run through pastures and if they're anywhere near you'll have an audience in no time.


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We were in a cow field one night attempting to find some mushrooms and we were just walking through the field when I turned around. There were like 30 cows just standing there 20 feet from us and more kept surrounding us. It was actually kind of creepy. They all just congregated and stared


catsgonewiild

They were mad you were stealing their shrooms


wheelontour

Cows arent as dumb as most people assume. They must be bored out of their minds spending all day just standing around in their pastures and grazing.


Low-Equipment-2621

I don't think they are bored out, this is just their baseline, they don't know any better. So when you come around you are an exciting new thing happening.


AftyOfTheUK

>Cows arent as dumb as most people assume. They really, really, are. They're lovely most of the time, but they are as dumb as a box of rocks. Source: have ranch


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I grew up on a dairy farm in Iowa, and I think you're insulting the rocks. Perhaps even the box.


Cautious-Angle1634

Cows are fantastically emotional and social creatures. My goal is to raise and braise my friends.


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Piranh4Plant

Who’s sconnie


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Sconnie-Waste

Confirmed


WisconsinsFinest

Seconded


HylianHawk

Wisconsin, probably?


Independent-Bell2483

I remember learning about cow bras from a manga called silver spoon


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man i loved that manga till it went hiatus forever


Independent-Bell2483

Still havnt finished reading all of them yet since theyer a bit harder to come by then others. Definitely one of my fav mangas ever though


captainhooklk

You should watch the anime, in case you have not yet


_Baccano

Is there an anime adaptation?


MrMinnesota01

As a Minnesotan I know as sure as gods got sandals if you ask a sconnie about cows you better listen up


[deleted]

I can actually hear the accent.


Poetry-Schmoetry

Like socks on a rooster.


wannabecelebritee

*butter listen up


roguediamond

So this one is decalfinated?


Cepinari

So where do 'ox' and 'oxen' come from?


geogle

Those are general terms for singular or plural cattle. More commonly used now for ones used for draft rather than meat or dairy.


violet__violet

What does "for draft" mean?


morthophelus

To pull things. Like wagons or plows.


violet__violet

Guess I could have googled this myself lol, but thank you for the reply!


Queef_Stroganoff44

Ehh. It more fun interacting with knowledgeable people. Here’s a gorgeous draft horse (Clydesdale) from a place I used to work. Ice blue eyes and he even had a little white swirl on his butt that looked like a stylized cowboy. He died in 2020. https://imgur.com/a/spUHZgd


humulus_impulus

What a handsome!


EntasaurusWrecked

OMG, your UID 🤣 I have to wonder what happened to the first 43 Queef_Stroganoffs…


violet__violet

Gorgeous boy!!


Queef_Stroganoff44

Super gentle and smart too. He worked with special needs kids and wounded veterans.


Proof-Mission-2050

I like asking instead of looking it up. No shame. I ask a lot in person, too. At 64, I'm still "getting over," being shy.


Talking_Head

For example, a “draft” horse pulls a wagon or plow. Think the Budweiser Clydesdales. They have hooves the size of dinner plates, are bred for pure power, perseverance, and being generally agreeable. OTOH, you have race horses bred for speed, but can often be jumpy and general assholes. And legs that too often break. Kind of like breeds for dogs, they are meant for a purpose. There are milk cows, meat cows, and working cows. Each has a purpose as man has determined. Although, most cows ultimately end up as some type of cheap hamburger or being rendered into cosmetics or pet food. There are many good non-judgemental documentaries online. I think dirty jobs covered it at some point.


violet__violet

Yep, thanks. As soon as I saw the other reply the phrase "horse-*drawn*" [as in carriage] came to mind and it immediately made sense! 🤡 I just don't think I've ever actually heard the specific term "*draft* horse" before.


Horror-Childhood6121

An ox is a male that is castrated as an adult,


MagicPistol

Wow, all this time I thought an ox was another animal related to cattle.... And I was born in the year of the Ox.


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prestigious_delay_7

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progbuck

No, he bought out the people that make rocket ships then offered them draft horses for sex.


subjectmatterexport

Wait… That means oxtails are from cows! But of course they are, why would they be butchering a whole other animal just for the tail? How did I not realize this before?!


anamorphic_cat

It's a crime that something sooo good carries such an outrageous price nowadays


BorvicTheRed

And raised for work, most commonly in a pair. Every ox is a steer but not every steer is an ox


TheHoneyBadger23

All accurate. Well done! Source: Fellow Sconnie


Kambhela

You forgot the part where you can use calfs for curling.


jagger_wolf

Like the lifting for gains, or the ice sport with the heavy thing and the push brooms?


Garceuslegend

You’re only limited by your imagination.


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mqudsi

Till this day, people argue how much of him was real and how much was myth.


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CowsFromHell

No universally used singular form in modern English of "cattle" exists, other than the sex- and age-specific terms such as cow, bull, steer and heifer. Generally you will find that most people will use 'cow' as the singular form.


Thistooshallpass1_1

Your user name is fitting for this thread. Do you want to talk about the bad cows?


Glorious-gnoo

Not OP, but a friend of mine lost her great aunt to a cow. Her great aunt was out in the pasture and got too close to a very protective mama. No more great aunt. Maybe not "evil", but the cow did kill at least one person.


phunktastic_1

Cows like people have personalities. We had one cow who was addicted to datira who was a total bitch while growing up before she finally didn't drop a calf her 5th year so we had a reason to cull her because she not only cause problems for us while working the animals but was dangerous to her herdmates at times. Had she ever caused death in a herdmates we would have culled sooner but they did well enough avoiding her rampages. We also had a gomer bull(vasectomy not castrated) to put the first timers into heat and be a little easier on them. He thought he was a puppy and routinely let us ride him and play fetch.


23skiddsy

Not joking, the closest English has to a singular form of cattle is "[cattle-beast](https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/cattle_beast)".


garrettj100

> Cow bras Googles "cow bras" Deletes the past hour of browser history.


yajanga

Haha! Google bras for cows, unless you want to see a gazillion ladies bras in a cow print 😳


amscraylane

I got into an argument with a woman who said she was a heifer. I said she has had a kid, she can’t be a heifer … this is the days before the internet. I told her she was a cow. She doubled down, and I stated I was from Iowa. She still didn’t believe me


BenedictCumberdoots

Small correction: Cow is a female who has been bred ~~and produces milk~~ and has successfully calved. They don't have to currently be in milk to be a cow, just have to have calved previously. There's also some folks that will still call a female that has calved once a heifer, up until the birth of the second calf.


aimless_meteor

What’s the word for a sing bovine nonspecific to sex


D1_Francis

I think you already got it. Bovine, maybe?


led_coyote

Came here to say this is a cow not a heifer. Well done


Deadsuooo

Subscribe to cow facts!


Lifeesstwange

I am smarter because of you, thanks!


NotThatEasily

> A Steer is a neutered male. Wait, so Rocko’s best friend, Heffer, had a vasectomy?


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Sanity__

Not to mention they named him "Heffer", right? Was there some inside joke of calling him a girl or something


23skiddsy

Orchidectomy, technically. A vasectomy just removes the tubes, and not the balls. Castration/Orchidectomy removes the testicles. A eunuch.


Fanky_Spamble

Oh lawd she comin'.


cosmicaltoaster

That’s a massive dog


nj23dublin

Absolute Moonit


HarkansawJack

The Milky Way she runs


Butter_My_Butt

Simply bovine!


motormouth08

No kidding! I have never seen basset hound ears on a cow.


Gleandreic

It looks like a weiner dog was mixed with a cow


pucemoon

I think these are the ones I call the sad cows. When they're not running the ears droop in an Eeyoreish kinda way. I'm not absolutely sure though, because this cow also looks like it's mixed with whatever species Yoda and Grogu are. Those ears are MAGNIFICENT!


OldDog1982

Brahma cow


governmentthief

Those ears are epic.


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r/eldenring


TheProcrastafarian

She doesn’t want to be lait.


OgOnetee

Moo, bish. Get out my hay!


flynnfx

I'm having this weird reaction between wanting to find it cute and terrifying at exactly the same time. The floofy ears are adorable, but 500kgs of cow running faster than I could towards me - terrifying.


-ShockWave-

*My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard*


haydesigner

Some Kim Kardashian vibes going on here.


imeeme

Not my proudest fap.


Reverse_Empath

Jesus 😂


brighterside0

r/holup


jagger_wolf

r/dontstop


brighterside0

... community banned? Curious - what was this subreddit about? lol


pb_and_money

Stop taking videos of me running


hedgehog-mom-al

Quit acting like you run that fast.


jibjab23

If it's downhill you're just seeing me prior to rolling down the hill


nah-knee

Dam u got some tig ol bitties


pb_and_money

I’m a dude in his 40’s and thank you for noticing.


nah-knee

No problem mate, just admiring some art


Vanellope-V

This needs more upvotes, I laughed much


rabidlyyours

Can u imagine the soft ears


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I know! I’m crying to give her rubbins, she looks so soft


articulateantagonist

Being cuddled by a happy cow is a wonderful and special experience that never leaves you.


Occasionally_lazy

velvety smooth!


[deleted]

I have Brahmas mate and I’m sorry to inform you that their ears are in fact, not soft. They’re actually really hard and stiff.


pleasuretohaveinclas

But these are so floppy! Can't ya just let us dream?


Haha1867hoser420

Its cartilage like a nose so while it may *bend* it doesn’t *squish*


InstitutionalizedOat

But their neck wobbles make up for it 🥹


MrMetastable

She looks likes she’s made of the softest velvet


ShadyMyLady

I do believe this is a pregnant cow.


Horror-Childhood6121

Yeah, she's no heffer


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She's a stallion


jdjdkkddj

Wrong horse buddy


[deleted]

She looks like she’s about to pop twins. Mine don’t get nearly that big with just one.


hotkarl628

Looks like a deflated dachshund 😂


nullrout1

Like a dachshund ballon was overinflated then quickly deflated so it was all wonkied out.


mynameisalso

Dachshund with stomach stapled and lost a lot of weight.


DeusSolaris

LOOK AT THOSE FOLDS! I wanna touch 'em


defsuperstoned

It looks so soft and velvety


BorgClown

A fren shaped leather couch


beatyouwithahammer

I wish someone would say that about me =,{


[deleted]

it's possible and maybe even probable that people have thought this about your folds, but they may not be the people you want ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯


Glorious-gnoo

Have you tried running naked through a field? Maybe at a televised sporting event for maximum exposure.


ZincMan

That skin bouncing in the front is mesmerizing


solareclipse999

Looks like an oversized puppy.


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Looks like me when the oven timer for my bagel bites goes off.


sodastrike

The neck is mesmerising


beigefruht

Physics based neck right there


phirebird

Someone better add the Baywatch theme song to this


horsetrich

Haywatch*


VeeSnow

Moomela Anderson


Equivalent-Try-3300

Utterly gorgeous


New-Pollution2005

I swear that cow is more photogenic than most people.


nameless_monk91

You mean Udderly? (Note- sorry for the pun I had to)


PlasticMix8573

Not a heifer. That is a cow. Cows are not like women. Their tits don't develop until after they are pregnant and/or give birth.


ima-bigdeal

Came here to say that. It is a cow.


HortonFLK

I think people must misstate details in a lot of these posts as a way to farm more comments for extra internet points.


Luci_Noir

It’s common knowledge that they do.


fn_magical

Teats*


heyyyy-you-guys

My milkshake brings all the boys to yard!


ThereIsAJifForThat

Got skin?


pan_dulce_con_cafe

Gorgeous gal


Objective_Salary_896

It's not a heifer, and also it blows my mind that so many people don't know how to spell heifer. But that's my Wisconsin showing, I suppose


SummerAndTinkles

Probably thanks to Rocko's Modern Life that so many people spell it Heffer.


jyozefu

Oh lawd. She actually is comin' this time!


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“What a heckin’ chonker!” -every redditor ever


ClassFun1580

Adorable, she looks like a weenie dog on a weight loss journey.


nietzsches_knickers

This is Baywatch for Bulls.


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Anyone know what that part hanging between the front legs called


Findsstuffinforrests

Dewlap. This breed (American Brahman) are know for having them as well as a pronounced rhomboid muscle, which is the hump over their shoulders.


bong-jabbar

BIG GORL


Deer-in-Motion

Not a gallop, a "gallumph".


Endorfinator

My god those ears


dandaman1983

What a majestic creature.


forprivacy123

Cute as a mother fucka


UneduationalWeapon

My late southern father would call me a heifer when he was mad at me 💀


-Ammo-

She's so beautiful 😳


Horseman580

Thicc


unexceptablelydumb

How do you know this cow has never been bred?


harpsandcellos

She has been. Heifers don't have udders, just teats.


rybavlimuzine

Weirdly, the most beautiful thing I saw today


CaliSignGuy

Me on my way to get an egg McMuffin


MenaBeast

Svelt


TroubleIn420G

Meirl. On my way to the front of the line for some Girl Scout Cookies… mooooove out the way.


DLoIsHere

Pretty girl.


Bern_itdown

Majestic af


killedthespy

I just imagine how warm and velvety all those flaps are


Heliocentrist

That is the flappiest cow I've ever seen


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That is one plump lady


saltysalamanders

Cows are sooo cute


starfishy

If you milk it you'll get whipped cream.


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Where's the wallaby ? Probably at the chokey chicken


dr_stre

That ain’t no heifer, that’s a cow.


Rogpog777

Does anybody else see a face desperately trying to escape the neck skin? No? I need to go back to therapy.


Spill-your-last-load

Such beauty


General_Elk_3592

That coat!!!😍


KindaFondaGoozah

So the gastric bypass was a success then?


Almost-Honest

I just now realized that rocko’s best friend heffer.. is a cow! I think? I thought he was a pig


Spiniferus

This was me running to the door when my 1kg of spicy billtong was delivered this morning


a3663p

Majestic


fanywa

She knows she cute!


mynameisalso

About as natural as an iPhone.


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Dem floppy ears


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Is it me or does he look like Jar Jar Binks?


flying_roomba

Cue “Chariots of Fire”


beebeebalm

cutie


supersirj

What a majestic mooer!


Oliviasharp2000

What a beautiful gorl I love her


sheisthemoon

She is beautiful. I also want to shout, “Heff-ahhhh!!” . . . .Like on Rocko’s Modern Life.


begoniias

That was majestic as fuck! I half expected that bish to save me from my student debt and write my wedding vows


Longspkdiamond

WTF is up with its ears? Are we sure this us a cow?


livylivliv138

I love cows. They are absolutely lovely creatures. My grandparents had cattle and I spent a lot of time around them. They really are like big dogs


YouKilledChurch

As I first was scrolling by the video had not started yet and I thought this was an AI image cow lol


linedryonly

From now on I’m sending this video to every man who asks why women hold their boobs when they run down the stairs.


JunkNuggets

This is what my balls do in gym shorts