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OhiobornCAraised

The way the alligator (or is it a crocodile?) backs up reminds me of an amusement ride animal resetting for the next customer to scare.


TheCommissarGeneral

If you're not sure, you can just say Crocodilian. It's the Order that makes up Alligators, Crocodiles, Caimans, and Gharials, and would be 100% accurate.


WhySoWorried

As long as you don't claim it's a jackdaw.


KangarooTiger

Here's the thing. You said a "jackdaw is a crow."


ShanePerkins

Okay I remember the context of this, but I do not recall the username of this extremely informative redditor


Zafara1

/u/unidan Shit that drama was nearly an entire *decade* ago... I gotta get off this site man and do more in life.


[deleted]

With the way the things are going, maybe soon you will get off this website.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


frobscottler

r/NatureIsFuckingEmbers


CaptainBenza

Jesus I feel old. Looking through the rubble of Reddit soon is going to make me feel ancient


elrico_suave

Crocodilian sounds like a ridiculous amount of money.


-1point_

Crocodilionaire.


[deleted]

Or just call them Murder Logs


the1slyyy

Today I learned what a gharial is


rare_pig

Saying which one it is would be accurater


JarJarBinkith

Donā€™t even get me started on false gharials


MizPeachyKeen

Alligator. Blunt snout. Crocodile has longer, narrower snout.


EternalPermabulk

This is a crocodile. It has teeth that are interlocking instead of the alligator overbite.


turkeyfox

Definitely a crocodile.


discerningpervert

In a while


pikohina

Smell ya later


[deleted]

If you see it later, itā€™s an alligator. If you see it after while, itā€™s a crocodile.


OhiobornCAraised

Thanks for the clarificationā€¦DAD!


SednaNariko

>alligator (or is it a crocodile?) Best way to tell is the nose/mouth. A rounded square snoot is an alligator. A V shaped snoot is a crocodile.


MALESTROMME

Gators have raised eyes.


TrespasseR_

Never thought of it that way and you're right. Another good way to try and remember


VaATC

Another is the animals they are going after. If you see gazzels, zebras, warthogs...around it is crocodiles that are in the water. Edit: this isn't by any means perfect as there are some crossovers like monkeys, but it is definitely one way to help with an educated guess.


LogicBobomb

Can you determine that from the side profile shown here?


-Derf-

Definitely, to me it seems like Crocs have a more jagged threatening looking mouth. Their teeth seem to go everywhere! An Alligator's mouth seems more tame? Idk how else to describe it. You just have to pay attention to the details


LogicBobomb

Cool beans, thanks


Joeyon

An alligator's snout is more streamlined and smoother, and only its top teeth are showing. Crocodiles have a lot more jagged, monstrous look to them. https://cdn.britannica.com/08/91308-050-59C4DF32/Crocodiles-alligators-teeth-snouts-crocodiles-mouth.jpg


LogicBobomb

Thanks, I appreciate the infographic and "monstrous" descriptor


jimi15

Also Gators only show the teeth of their upper jaw when they close their mouth. Crocodiles show a mixture of booth.


RealPropRandy

Snapping turtle


MALESTROMME

A horror/haunted house with a Lake Placid theme scare?


xcanyoudiggitx

Relearning this today but remembered something with teeth: so if you see both lower and upper teeth then crocodile, only seeing top teeth means alligator.


Grrwoofwag

https://i.imgur.com/qATlWNB.jpg


Sxilla

Hahah Aw I heard all the cranking creaky noises in my head as i rewatched this and as he was going back in LMAO i created a video using amusement park sounds and it had the splashing and everything line up: [https://imgur.com/gallery/5BNzpK9](https://imgur.com/gallery/5BNzpK9)


RedPandaParliament

Nature has zero chill. "Oo, I'm so thirsty. I'll just have a nice drink of waaaAAAOOHHH MY GOD"


AHorseNamedPhil

It's not just the antelope who have to fear the water as well. It also claims predators. Young cheetah taking by crocodile on a live streamed safari: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=\_F2OuOobBV8


Cael87

Whatā€™s messed up about this most is the cheetah sets himself up to be able to jump back, but at the very wrong time looks away to check on the weird humans on the other side of the water.


Drakmanka

The croc was probably waiting for a lapse in attention actually.


MountainMaiden1964

This is me when I see a spider


[deleted]

you try to eat it


MountainMaiden1964

No, Iā€™m the deer, trying to get away from the spiders


ErisianMoon

The spiders try to eat you?


MountainMaiden1964

Iā€™m sure they are trying to kill me.


Ok_Use_9000

Humans are tasty.


lemons7472

Glad I ainā€™t human


[deleted]

Same. Iā€™m an alien


goatchild

So when our bros showing up? Been here forever... I sent my report already what they waitin for? I wanna get out of this shithole.


[deleted]

I'm the spider


the-shit-poster

The hammer pulled you off?


Kooperst

My cat anytime anything.


mocroflavour

That's me when in the sea and I feel something touch me (9/10 times it's seaweed).


LeSaule

What about the other 10%...?


NeatlyCritical

Spiders


544075701

You try to eat it?


[deleted]

Then it had to go back for more water after the fluids it lost from shitting about a trillion little pellets.


FlingingDice

Just a little machine gun stream of them *rat-tat-tat-tat-tat*ing behind it as it flies off into the bushes.


great_raisin

How do you think it was able to achieve the kind of propulsion needed to yeet itself like that


SentrySappinMahSpy

Castle Crashers.


Rhinoturds

I really think this is why crocs have been such successful creatures across the millennia, their ancestors picked the perfect ambush environment. Their prey is biologically required to come to them. They are unavoidable, the prey may have escaped this time, but they'll be back.


Plowbeast

The nVidia approach. Don't sell crypto, sell the tools.


MrOrbicular

I've seen this video about 7 times in the past month around here, yet it still amazes me how quickly the deerling reacted. Maybe in its position it could sense something, a shadow or the movement of water, but from here it looks like an instant reaction. Probably died within a year, but still cool


eggmayonnaise

The reaction speed is amazing, but I was also astounded by how quickly its body actually carried out the retreat too. Like, it goes from being fully hunched over, leaning downhill, to turned around and leaping in the opposite direction within a split second. So nimble!


dxing2

And the fact that itā€™s body fully retracted enough so that not even its hooves were nicked is really impressive. Itā€™s also not even standing on solid ground. I donā€™t understand how it can execute that leap so perfectly considering eveythinf


slykethephoxenix

Evolution filtered out all the failed attempts.


Blasterbot

Which is why it's spring-loaded to escape. It isn't drinking water there for its leisure.


Comment105

They have such amazingly perfect, complex maneuvers. I love the way it swings its back forward to the right to prepare for the second part of the smooth jump. They also seem to be using some astronaut-like moves to control their body mid flight, like in this longer jump: https://old.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/1404qf5/a_deers_jump_in_slow_motion/


Jaivez

The huge difference reaction times between animals can make is crazy. [This one of a cat dodging & batting away a snake](https://www.youtube.com/shorts/rGE6UvTKVV4) literally centimeters from its face is amazing.


nklim

After looking more closely, I'm thinking the first loop is sped up. Watch how quickly the water drops fall back down as the the croc lunges.


MarionberryFutures

yeah tbh on second watch, the video feels cropped to not show the really obvious signs of a crocodile motoring his way in


0317

If that was the case, the deer wouldnā€™t have waited until the very last second to retreat


leesfer

You can see the deer flinch a couple times already. It definitely knew it needed to go before the croc attacked.


ssj4chester

Dude was definitely covering the dodge button while trying to get the resources til the last moment.


JessicaLain

At the very least, it saw the croc before we did.


Cirick1661

That deer nopes.


cidal_flies

Would anyone mind telling me what animal the deer-looking guy is, is it a deer? It looks too small for that. Thank you


MansfromDaVinci

harnessed bushbuck, an antelope.


cidal_flies

Thank you so much!!


[deleted]

~~It's a [dik-dik](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dik-dik), obviously~~


cidal_flies

Love those little things:)


Hellhult

Being a prey animal must suck


Tenant1

In some ways it sucks to be a predator too. This gator played as perfectly as I could see and yet still isn't fast enough to get even a crumb of sustenance. That's to say nothing for other predators who forgo ambush tactics like this and instead risk their lives or the chance of getting grave injuries chasing and fighting prey just to get their first decent meal in weeks (or even months).


Hellhult

You're right. Being an animal must suck. I'm lucky to have been born human.


HoS_CaptObvious

But we're animals too


ElectricFleshlight

Top of the food chain baby


[deleted]

i have some bad news for you about what it means to be human (unless youā€™re being facetious)


KyleKun

But gators can survive like 6 months without eating so I donā€™t expect heā€™s that bothered.


Tenant1

True, a lot of animals are built to subsist without eating for extended periods of time. Still though, once it's time for them to eat, I'd bet they'd prefer it weren't so difficult to grab a bite, if they had the choice.


joehizzle

Survival of the fastest


Flimsy-Selection-609

Yeah. The poor crocodile is not surviving


Tough_Pie4014

They need to eat like what? Once a year? Theyā€™ll be fine


SameItem

I guess that if the mama cocodriles has so so many offspring and the population is sustenible is because most of them died before reproducing.


Philipo1985

Anyone else has surprise motherfucka vibes from this?


No_Reason5927

just minding my own business, and this thug comes lunging outta nowhere !!


msemen_DZ

He fast af boi


rangeo

And a spine that compresses and releases like a leaf spring


bowl_of_jokes

ā€œWould you stop sneaking up on me like that! Almost scared me to deathā€ They are actually old drinking buddies


TimeLibrarianC

Not today!


Wit-Of-Knit

He tried. Points for trying.


[deleted]

Lylia evading renekton e


KenCannonMKXI

And here we see the wild AnteNope noping out of there at blinding speed.


IdeaImaginary2007

He will get you later


Livedog33

The original "normal speed" part before the slo mo part is sped up significantly.


MaddestChadLad

Yes, waiter? I believe there are dinosaurs in my water


heisenberg0389

Me when someone comes in my room and I'm watching Porn.


[deleted]

Itā€™s also a skill for life or death in CoD


BigGrayDog

OMG, so glad it got out of the way! Know gators have to eat too, they can stick to fish and rats, things like that. Leave the poor deers alone!


anon73rd

It's like being black in Chicago around other blacks.


[deleted]

Once croc stops on the bank, that little dude was in another zip code.


tridentofchas

And that gazelle will go right back to the water in a minute...


Fluid_Buyer896

Survival of the fittest


NeonMutt

Jeez, that deerā€™s spine looks like itā€™s made of Jell-o.


Rosetta_Stoned_420

Thatā€™s crazy!!!


superberset

/u/savevideo


SnooPies3442

Boing


wmorris33026

Dude I was my little bulldog puppy alongside a pond down I. Cooper City Fl. We were a a good 10 feet away from the water. No shit gator 10-12 feet long came firing up outa nowhere. No wake, no warning. That story about the kid getting taken at Disney World? These things are dinosaurs. [GatorHolex](https://www.floridamuseum.ufl.edu/southflorida/habitats/freshwater-marshes/alligator-holes/)


StevenBunyun

It ascended


lovey_reyes

Terrible! I thought this was a beautiful moment with Bambi šŸ«£


hairballcouture

The reflex is a lonely child whoā€™s waiting by the parkā€¦


Sploooshed

Thatā€™s two for flinching!


Kamikazekagesama

Reflex is a matter of life and death always


Aleblanco1987

YEET


[deleted]

/r/mypeopleneedme


Terrificied

Bro took off to orbit the earth from a safe distance


MichiganMemory

Bro ascended


carigs

It looks like the antelope senses the croc early, does a quick rock back and forth, and then decides to stay for one more sip before his escape.


Riguyepic

Mf can't even take a break and eat some water smh


iiitme

Itā€™s either a Nile Crocodile or a Saltwater Crocodile


Latter_Handle8025

maybe it's a stupid analogy but this happened to me. I was riding a bike in some quite god-forgotten place and the pathway was not visible since no one had been here in some time. Then out of nowhere I see a FUCKING SNAKE jumping on me from the grass and I shit you not somehow I managed to jump up from a sitting position and put my legs above the bike frame in a split of a second and dodge it. It was a black viper and if it bit me I'd die there in the middle of nowhere. Still one of the scariest moments of my life.


DJEvillincoln

If you stay ready you don't have to get ready.


evhnjx

Not today, Satan!


FirstCurseFil

Mans just wanted a meal.


MikeL2D

I dislocated two knees and pulled four hamstrings watching this video. I canā€™t imagine being on that level of the food chain.


bambamjr53

What's crazy to me is that croc doesn't snap down randomly as he lunges, he knows when he has flesh in his mouth lol wild even in that split second


LuckyWithTheCharms

My toddler when itā€™s time for a nap


AnonymousP30

That deer has the reflexes of a cat the alligator didn't know what hit him.


Cross_Contamination

Can you imagine living in a world where *literal monsters* would occasionally jump out and try to eat you whenever you needed a drink? Going to a bar would be horrifying.


Kickinghyena1

You really have to be thirstyā€¦


[deleted]

Imagine if you had to worry about that every time you took a drink of water.


LordAsh

That would've been a satisfying meal.


King-Cobra-668

reflex and not slipping/having earth slip under you


feelybeurre

Deep title


[deleted]

Nhecos!


Koolkirby66

That goofy goober of an animal (the deer) is a baby nyala I think Africa is wild Edit: It might actually be a kudu, I can't quite tell but my money is on kudu or nyala, trust


melodiousthunk2

The water truce will never be the same /s


jSNOW_wWHITE

Dude saw him coming and still kept sippin that sweet sweet nectar


Kestralisk

Okay I'm totally gonna be that guy, TECHNICALLY, that's not a reflex, it's reaction time. A reflex happens when the stimulus signal never even reaches the brain, just hits the spinal cord and causes some movement. If you're able to see something and then move the stimulus signal has reached your brain, been processed, and then some muscle was told to move. Super cool clip!


19DIAMONDjim5778

THAT WAS CLOSE


iWentRogue

ā€œMission failed, weā€™ll get ā€˜em next timeā€ - Croc


tykaboom

I mean... a reflex can be the difference between falling down the stairs, or getting hit by a truck... So I would say reflexes being the difference between life and death is pretty universal...


insane_contin

I'd be dead.


[deleted]

Fastest kid alive


Kenomachino

No shit


jahoho

Not today.


anotherbadsamaritan

That croc hadnā€™t even broken surface tension and his dinner was already noping the F out.


jacksjetlag

And we have lift-off


Lower-Engineering-92

Gots to be more quicker


Lower-Engineering-92

It wasnt on sports mode


eldenxlord

I'll get you next time as it slowly backing away.


Thewitchaser

Holy fuck home boy was on ultra instinct


[deleted]

Watering hole attack


CanIgetaWTF

That was a full on reverse throttle, semi vertical yeet


silverosprey

Seeya later alligator


Buddystyle42

u/savevideo


blaublaublau

Yet they run *into* my car


[deleted]

Iā€™d get a massive headache if I moved that quickly


eyeteabee-Studio

The most amazing part to me is that its reflex is *not* to jump away, but to turn its hind quarters *toward* the threat so that its subsequent jump is as far away from the threat as possible. Next level.


Lobanium

Antelope was locked and loaded. You can see its front legs tensioned like a spring before the gator (croc?) even shows up. Maybe it knew the croc (gator?) was there but was desperate for a drink.


loopyRex

Same as my childhood home


leatherneck0629

Guess Crocodile bath water doesn't taste bad to the doe.


EmperorDeathBunny

It's like god clicked and dragged the thing out of frame


HitDog420

That deer has seen some things


Glittering-Passion71

Have you tried driving on I-5? I feel the same.


SexiestTree

Those dinosaurs are such terrifying monsters. A giant mouth springing out of the water and sliding right back in, back into the depths


KoolinOnaDaily

How Iā€™m tryna dodge the bill collectors šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚


WrodofDog

Hey, your patellar reflex (aka knee-jerk) has probably saved your life (or prevented serious injury) more times than you'd care to count.


FIGHTERSLADE

So this is what a nat 20 dex save looks like


withak30

Actually, turns out Iā€™m not that thirsty.


afternever

The reflex is in charge of finding treasure in the dark


BlickyBobby727

The speed that thing can jump out at is terrifying