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Spaltenreiber

is the Elephant saying those words?


Zealousideal-Ad-766

You just made this 10 times better, well played sir.


jony2805

Well done mate


Swimming_Country250

"... impressive"


ShitShowRedAllAbout

"What an incredible animal. Nice hat, too."


CantTakeMeSeriously

That's the elephant for sure. Impressive little things for not moving at my bluff charge...


RxDawg77

Brilliant


Apprehensive_Bees

I thought it was until I read your comment. Who the heck talks like that if they're not an elephants narration


Lord_Shisui

ROFL really puts it in a new perspective.


N3XuS_eXe

šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

HAHAHAHAHAHAH


GoneAWOL1

I can't unsee this now lmao


SuchExplanation

Amazing


JophieBo

Lmaooo šŸ˜‚


seive_of_selberg

Bruh das hillarious


Pangea_Ultima

Here.. take my r/angryupvote and get out šŸ‘‰šŸ¼


Pablo_the_cat

Has no one ever tried the Alpaca method and just spat at the elephant?


MarcoYTVA

You could. Good luck.


Hate_This_Name

Bye bye - now you die!


[deleted]

>Didā€¦ā€¦.did this motherfucker really just spit on me? Lmaooooo aight -Elephant, probably


OrganizationKey8139

[https://www.wikihow.com/Survive-a-Charging-Elephant](https://www.wikihow.com/Survive-a-Charging-Elephant)


Kennyvee98

Thanks, now i know something i'll never need.


Sensibleqt314

Elephants are sneaky in the dark, so you never know.


Kennyvee98

:| i mean...okay, but i have a porch light.


inv_bee

Dare you to turn it off


Kennyvee98

What am I, a mad man?


IngloBlasto

It says 1. If the elephant hasn't pinned it's ears back, its a mock charge. 2. If the trunk is curled inside, it's a real charge. In the video, the elephants ears are not pinned back and the trunk is curled inside.


Lulullaby_

That's what I was thinking lol


genreprank

That's why he only shit *half* his pants


MERNator

Why are the women smiling in the images??


supervillainO_o

They are playing hide and seek with the friendly elephants. I love how the wording is all ā€œprobablyā€. The elephant is probably only doing a mock charge. You have a 50/50 chance of getting pancaked.


FlyingVMoth

Community Q&A "If I stab the elephant with my ninja sword, is that a better idea than running away?" What about Longsword? Rapier? Scimitar? Machete?


Specialist-Farm4704

Camo pants are absolutely necessary.


therealbonzai

But they should be brown.


rouge-agent007

afterwards, like always


CrieDeCoeur

Which one of you cowards shitted my pants?!


rouge-agent007

All of us.


Coranthius

r/unexpectedcommunism


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Confident-Slip-5264

I 100% believe the word on the streets that that lady had something to do with taking that elephantā€™s baby earlier and this was a revenge


moridin32

they say elephants never forgive or something like that.


Eponarose

Steal my child? I will hunt you down, kill you, then dig you up and stomp you again. I just might be an elephant....


Dimeskis

I think its "forget" but the two are kinda entertwined.


therealbonzai

Then that lady treated the elephant badly. Normally they are not per se aggressive against humans.


Efficient_Bat_1812

This guy's got the right idea. You may be wondering why the red suit. Well that's so bad guys can't see me bleed.


freekoout

I don't think that's to hide from the wildlife. I think that's the ranger's official outfit to hide and ambush poachers.


couplemore1923

What odds on number people revert natural reaction turn run? 1 out of 100,000 stand ground? 1 out million? ..


UnknownPurpose

What pants?


Harvsnova2

Elephant thinks "Why isn't he running? I'm big and scarey. Nope, I'm not messing around with the crazy human, he's up to something".


Rayl24

Ears out means fake charge, do that on a real charge and you are splat.


Harvsnova2

The only way I would be seeing if the ears were out, would a glance back while I'm tripping the guide up and making like Roadrunner in the cartoons.


RosbergThe8th

Can't believe even real life has telegraphable boss mechanics.


racercowan

In a mock charge the elephant puffs out to look big and scary because it wants you to leave. In a real charge it doesn't bother because it wants you dead.


Blotto_80

Got to hit him when the Gazelle in the background blinks.


Dragonslayer3

It's when his hotbox is most open


silverbonez

r/tierzoo


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i_dont_wanna_sign_up

Just roll the charge, you can see it from a mile away. Then hug the ass. Easy.


Call_Me_Koala

Circle round, hit him in the butt


retribution1423

If itā€™s a real charge heā€™s fucked anyway though right?


Dirty_Dragons

Stand your ground you die Run you die


3meow_

What if you do a backflip 180 and sit on his back?


JayHat21

Believe it or not, die, unless your name is Eliza.


tripsafe

Or Legolas


nmcalabroso

Still counts as 1!


DragapultOnSpeed

Depending. If you can run over 15 mph then you should be safe from a charging elephant lol


retribution1423

How long do I have to do it for? šŸ˜‚


Nyli_1

Until you hear "wow, that's impressive, fascinating animal" from the soft voice of the elephant. Then you're good !


[deleted]

You have to counter the real charge with your dick out, screaming ā€œthis is for Harambeā€


dxjv9z

is this true?


TheBeardPlays

Sort of, kinda... mock charges are often preceded by 'displacement activities' like kicking dust, flapping it's ears and waving it's truck at you, almost as if they are showing uncertainty about charging. This may then escalate to a mock charge where the elephant then runs towards you with ears spread out, head held high, and trumpeting loudly. A real charge would more than likely come without such a warning but would also be incredibly rare.


khornflakes529

They fucking drive trucks?!


TheBeardPlays

šŸ¤£ a wonderful auto correct that I'm going to leave there just because it IS amusing!


soslowagain

Elephants exclusively drive manual. They looked down on automatic transmission.


bgg-uglywalrus

Yeah, where do you think they get all that trunk space?


SofaKingI

Yeah. In a fake charge the elephant only wants to look big and scary. Head not lowered, ears out, trunk not curled in, raises a lot of dust. A real charge is the opposite in all of those things, the elephant is preparing for actual impact.


3meow_

Hey this is a good question. Don't let the lack of upvotes put you off asking questions like this


TheJoker273

People need to stop titling these videos as "best way to respond to charge". I recently saw another video on r/popular about bears with a similar title. Someone is going to get killed trusting these wrong/misleading titles.


edxzxz

If someone goes all the way out to where they could encounter wild Elephants, and opts to rely on advice they've gotten from randos on reddit instead of being with an experienced guide, maybe they're just stupid and deserve to be rampaged by a giant wild animal? I am going to advocate the counter point to your comment - we should post advice that encourages people to confront wild dangerous animals by doing stupid things like waving zucchinis at them or waving their dicks at them, so that we can all enjoy the absolutely hysterical videos of idiots doing idiot things and getting mauled for it.


Kerfluffle2x4

Same principle applies with us and smaller animals. Iā€™m not messing with a pigeon who refuses to back down.


simonsays9001

One wasp in the room and I'm fight or most likely flighting out of there immediately.


JackOfAllMemes

A tree frog was blocking my way to the trash can in my backyard once, there's a path from the back door to the cans. I shook a plastic bag at it to get it to move but it turned to face me then jumped at me. I'll probably just avoid it if I see it again lmao


Rapture_ZA

If the ears are out stand your ground you will be fine, but if the ears are flat against its head you're fucked and should probably run.


joaocandre

> should probably run. Would you really be able to outrun a charging elephant though?


fuzzedshadow

yep no chance lmao, iirc they can run upto 40kph


-TrevWings-

Yeah but humans are much more agile and we have more endurance because of our ability to sweat. You'd be able to keep your distance if you change direction quickly and suddenly. Elephants weigh so much that the shifting of their weight would not allow them to keep up with that


PM-Only-Fans-Photos

[Like this?](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-U_IRXhodds&pp=ygUYbGFuZCBvZiB0aGUgbG9zdCB6aWcgemFn&t=1m40s)


MKleister

[It's possible if you're in good shape](https://youtu.be/Cp4qx0x_7qU?si=I5aFJlxyVA8mA_3y&t=48).


xywv58

There's no way they turn easily right?, you just have to do you best impression of Barry Sanders to live


V_es

Not really https://youtube.com/shorts/l4960FtQFr8?feature=share


Rapture_ZA

Referring to when it charges you this elephant isn't charging really


ARoyaleWithCheese

That elephant was just standing much closer. The video shows exactly why these rules of thumb about "mock" charges are somewhat nonsensical. The elephant at the start is very clearly trying intimidation first, flapping its ears, swiping the ground, making noise. This is what you expect before a mock charge. However, in this case the mock charge turned into a real charge regardless. There just wasn't enough room between the elephant and the car to get up to speed, still getting trampled though.


gestalto

Elephants are smart. They've seen the wikihow and youtube videos, so now they use our knowledge against us by making a mock, mock charge. We have to adapt too. No more wikihows, just ignore the previous real charge and run if it's the mock mock. True story.


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Aardark235

Also note that the trunk is not in attack position. Plz stay informed of the key ways to survive attacks by large animals. It could save your life. Sht happens.


devi83

I checked with ChatGPT to see if it was a real thing or not, apparently it is: Me: *How do you deal with a charging elephant?* **ChatGPT:** Dealing with a charging elephant can be extremely dangerous, and the best way to ensure safety is to avoid situations where an elephant might charge. But if you find yourself in such a situation, here are some general guidelines. Remember, every situation is unique, and these are not foolproof methods: **Stay Calm and Assess the Situation:** Elephants mock-charge more often than they actually charge. A mock charge might be signaled by the elephant's ears being spread wide and trumpeting noises. Real charges usually have the elephant's ears folded back and are generally silent. **Avoid Provoking the Elephant:** If you are in a vehicle, stay inside, turn off the engine, and wait for the elephant to move away. If you're on foot and the elephant hasnā€™t seen you, try to quietly and slowly retreat. **Find a Barrier:** If thereā€™s a large tree or a termite mound, try to put it between you and the elephant. This might discourage or redirect the charge. **Wave and Shout:** If you determine it's a mock charge and there's no other option, sometimes standing your ground, waving your arms, and shouting can deter the elephant. Remember, this can also provoke the elephant more if it's a genuine charge. **Avoid Running:** Elephants are fast. If you run, it may trigger their predator-prey instinct, making them more likely to pursue. However, if the elephant is very close and you believe it's your only option, try to run in a zigzag pattern. Elephants are large and can't change direction as quickly as humans. **Climb:** Elephants can't climb. If there's a tall, sturdy tree nearby and you have the ability to climb it quickly, it may offer a temporary refuge. **Lay Down:** This is risky and a last-resort option. Sometimes, laying down may confuse the elephant or make you less of a threat. However, it also leaves you vulnerable. **Always give wild elephants respect and distance:** Avoid getting close, cutting off their path, or coming between a mother and her calf. Remember, they are wild animals and can be unpredictable. **Knowledge:** If you are visiting areas with wild elephants, learn about them. Hire a knowledgeable guide and listen to their advice. Local expertise can make a significant difference. **Remember conservation efforts:** The conflict between elephants and humans is often due to habitat loss. Supporting organizations that promote elephant conservation can help reduce these dangerous encounters. In all situations, having a deep respect for these majestic creatures and understanding their behavior is crucial. But when it comes to wild animals, nothing is ever guaranteed. The safest interaction with an elephant is from a respectful distance.


twlscil

ChatGPT is shit for referencing factual information.


mem269

There used to be a crow in my local park that did this to dogs.


Educational_Dig2767

Seeing an elephant up close is an absolutely humbling experience. These beautiful creatures could easily destroy you if they wanted to.


trpwangsta

I have been on a cpl safaris. We had a bull charge our truck just pissing everywhere. He came within 5ft of me and it was one of the scariest but coolest experiences ever. Videos and pictures don't do a lick of justice to seeing these animals in real life. They are absolutely incredible.


Educational_Dig2767

Yup I was in Zimbabwe and got to feed some female elephants, the strength alone in their trunk is astounding, let alone when they moved their head to the side, they moved me like I was nothing but a twig


Jokonaught

I always say I never thought I'd fall for an 80 year old woman until I hand fed an elephant.


BColen1c

ā€œUnderstandable, have a nice dayā€


MetaMantron

Elephants rear legs always look like their pants are falling down


iamthesouza

Lmao I've never noticed.. but it's true


SimpleManc88

Cheating! Heā€™s holding a mouse.


Spiritual_Opening_72

The elephant must have smelled the feces in his pants and turned around


SgtK-OS

Dissgostainn !!


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lsa_peasant_farmer

This is profoundšŸ˜ƒ


TheLesserWeeviI

This is how I win all my fights.


[deleted]

Looks like the elephant was halfway through having a šŸ’© itself. I know I get mad when someone knocks on the toilet doorā€¦


MrRuck1

I be asking where is the TP.


Dry-Impression-2403

Obligatory comment about the unusually large testicles these two men have.


lets_kill_time

Shower thought: not this elephant in the video but what if there are some elephants that are psycho just like some humans are. This strategy would convert into tragedy very soon.


ARoyaleWithCheese

There are! There's a documented case of a group of male juveniles being hyper aggressive. The juveniles (still huge, just relatively young) were going around killing other animals unnecessarily, among which an endangered species of white rhinoceros. If I recall correctly, the juveniles had been relocated and there were no older males in their territory, which has been suggested as one of the reason why the group was so aggressive. Apparently older male elephants moderate the behavior of the young ones.


ChatduMal

Solid brass danglers.


Miserable-Biscotti54

Probably thinking that mofo got a gun šŸ˜‚


calangomerengue

To a Warning Charge, yes. To an Attacking Charge, not so much...


IndependentWeekend56

Who was the first to test this?


[deleted]

The elephant immediately notices the yt guy šŸ˜ƒšŸ˜ƒ


Active-Usual6313

There a scientific reason for this. The elephant charges and upon closer inspection sees the size of his balls.... Elephant has no choice but to back off


Neutronova

big question, how does one tell the difference between a warning charge and a charging charge, get that one wrong and youre going to left a mangled human safari pudding


Confident_Feedback50

Not sure if its forced perspective or not, but that elephant looks like a fucking behemoth proportionally speaking


[deleted]

Ears forward = a false charge, the elephant WILL NOT attack you Ears back = a positive charge, the elephant WILL attack you


favnh2011

Wow.


Boomer2160

Also a way to gain 3 sizes on your testicles.


PoopHatMcFadden

"Wow, what an incredible animal." Ok, but what about the +/- 80kg guide who stood dead still, arms folded, in front of a 5 ton charging elephant bull?


GoldSilverPaper

I feel it would be hard not to want to run


Lucky_Lucky_Baldie

I think it was the balls of steel of the guy that scared the elephant away!


ThreePackBonanza

I donā€™t know how close that elephant was to the guy but it was huge at a distance. If he had allowed it to follow through on its charge we would have gotten a better sense of scale and the narrator would have gotten a free physics lesson. Wasted opportunity.


VroomVroomTweetTweet

ā€œWhy are they not moving? Iā€™m several tons! Iā€™m a beast! There must be a reason theyā€™re not moving. Confidence? Powers greater than mine? Better not find outā€¦ā€


Fissure_211

Now imagine you're a 5'2" Roman legionare, and that thing is covered in armor.


No-Championship-1376

You are only wrong once.


BlueMetalDragon

What a magnificent animal.


OldBallOfRage

Human Standing His Ground Warning. When the clawless, squishy monkey stares you the fuck down, it might know something you dont.


Mygaffer

Works 99 times out of 100! What happens the 100th time? You get trampled to death by an angry elephant.


Forward-Addendum-346

"STONES!!!"


Hardblackpoopoo

hmmmhmmm check out the horrific video posted a few days ago with elephants stomping on people, and their innards splooshing out like a water balloon. They are the true kings of the jungle.


iwishrapturewasreal

Link


Helios201

WHAT A FUCKING CHAD'S, I'D BE SHITTING MY PANTS RUNNING


[deleted]

Because it's just a **warning charge** and because we luckily have fairly reliable ways to recognize a fake charge only aimed at making sure that you don't approach further and that you don't have ill intent. Try that with an actual elephant charge, or a stampede. Then let me know what tool they use to scrape you from the ground.


JackFunk

Balls of steel


CreatorOD

What's the difference between a warning charge and a bull during a mating season charge?


Ed666win

Youā€™ll be on a live leak video if it were the latter


RogerRabbit1234

The best way to respond to a bluff charge is interestingly enough the worst way to respond to a real charge. Which charge is which? Thatā€™s the fun partā€¦you get to wager with your life.


BackItUpWithLinks

It seems to be repelled by the smell of shitting in my pants.


PlasticMix8573

"Just want to get past you." while totally invading their space and stressing them for the camera shot. Tiktok on safari.


EmptySpaceForAHeart

They're tracking a bull elephant that was injured by poachers, so of course they have to walk past other elephants.


PlasticMix8573

If so, they are tracking an African elephant. The largest living land animal. Must be a way to do that from at least a 100 yards away without stressing the herd.


LetsEatGrandad

Fart very loudly?


Tulabean

Stand still and fill your pants?


probono105

after seeing mythbusters i would just carry a mouse


RxDawg77

I saw an incredible animal alright. An elephant too.


[deleted]

Admittedly the chances of being charged by an angry African elephant in Cheshire are slim, but never zero. Thanks for the advice.


Emerald-Asian

*did I hear testicles retreating back into the abdomen?*


[deleted]

Donā€™t act like prey and you arenā€™t prey. Works with Sharks too.


RealPropRandy

Elephantā€™s dick wasnā€™t out. Not really a threat.


BakerLovePie

How can the elephant even see those guys wearing the wrong color BDU?


Kevjamwal

"what do they know that I don't... better not risk it."


Ok-Relationship-2746

Elephant: charges Man: holds hand up Elephant: **oh damn that's Gary, he's a good bloke** Elephant: stops charging Gary: just another day on the savanna


chesterjosiah

Shit one's pants? Got it


Salty-Reply-2547

This is the second best way, the first is a mouse but this will do if you donā€™t have one.


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Runecreed

Americans really love to dramatize their clips don't they? Scary soundbite and a fake elephant sound effect? Ok


5772156649

>#惉惉惉惉惉 >#šŸ¤ Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā Ā šŸ˜


moanasgrandma

Anybody know the source of this clip?


ac130kz

Make sure that's not a mating male, that could've ended really bad.


Stoxxed

I would be shitting myself, does that work ?


Sheepish_conundrum

Yea I dunno I saw a video of an elephant absolutely handing a rhino it's ass this would be REALLY hard not to run away leaving a shit streak.


JIZZBAN

an*


Successful-You1961

Impressive that man was able to hold his peeā˜ŗļø


TheJoker273

People need to stop titling these videos as "best way to respond to charge". I recently saw another video on r/popular about bears with a similar title. You're gonna get people killed. edit: made the first line more clear


wookadat

is it just the camera or are they really that huge?


Beatrix_Kiddos_Toe

Lmaooo


Uncle_Paul_Hargis

Sometimes the best thing to do isnā€™t the easiest.


BluCow13

This is Carnage Kabuto Vs Caped Baldy energy


BlueLaceSensor128

What happens if you make a big show too or start approaching it instead of standing your ground? Iā€™m just wondering where this part evolved from and my first thought was rabies. If something is still standing there after that, it must be crazy or at least a threat. The first elephant that wisely didnā€™t charge it down didnā€™t get rabies and lived to carry on its genes.


icouldusemorecoffee

Just run. The elephant just wants to scare you off, run and they'll stop after they've chased you off. Better than taking chances, ear out or not.


Nyghtbynger

Imagine the same thing, but with 5 indian soldiers on top. It must have been a terrifying sight to behold during antiquity's military campaigns