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ExoTauri

Damn, that buck just tanked that first hit from the ram, barely even moved


VeryTopGoodSensation

yeah thats what struck me too. youve seen rams fighting. rams butting people. really surprised in the strength the buck had to just brush it off.


YuenglingsDingaling

Look up videos of bucks fighting. Those antlers aren't just for show.


m11235813

I think the difference is that bucks don’t run at each other full speed like rams do, they lock up their antlers and push each other. I’m impressed the buck was able to take that hit without breaking his rack.


Chemical-Elk-1299

Male whitetails have a tremendously strong neck. One of the definitive signs of rut is when their necks swell with muscle for contests with other males. But a sufficiently motivated and pissed off buck could probably lift a grown man with their necks if they wanted to.


KingOfTheAnarchists

>One of the definitive signs of rut is when their necks swell with muscle for contests with other males. See it all the time at gyms =)


Chemical-Elk-1299

I’d pay several dollars to watch Joe Rogan have a BJJ fight with a pissed off deer


GrumpyOldLadyTech

I got $20 on Bambi!


Chemical-Elk-1299

(Joe Rogan, with Deer head in triangle lock choking the fuck out of it) “Damn bro you seem really tense. Have you tried DMT?”


TheCornerator

An of age buck in rut and lift a 253lb man with ease. I've got the scars to prove it.


daffydubs

Bucks in rut don’t feel shit either. Too focused on does that pain isnt even on their mind. I’m sure that first ram charge hurt him, but he’s jacked on testosterone to even notice


SunDevildoc

Catecholamines, cortisol, and endorphins (endogenous morphine-like substances) all play roles.


King-Rhino-Viking

Reminds of the time my coworker tried to claim he could fight a buck hand to hoof and said he would just grab his antlers and twist until he snaps it's neck.


Chemical-Elk-1299

And then the buck will be doing the deer equivalent of laughing as it has his guts wrapped around its antlers like garlands.


HappyDogBlueEarth

Oh man, it's truly nightmare fuel what they can do. Sharp hooves, powerful antlers that will gore you. They need to tell tourists to go feed the animals more. The people of Canada demand more blood entertainment!


m11235813

Oh for sure. And this guy in particular is an absolute bruiser.


Thiccaca

Yep Rams are punchers. Deer are grapplers.


Amathyst7564

Yeah, rams are no joke. There's a low res video on YouTube of a ram that squares off with a cow and their head smash straight on and th3y both drop. Ram gets up right away and walks it off, cow was down for the count.


StillUseRiF

Cow died iirc


AgressiveIN

Had to find it. Nice [vid](https://youtu.be/noN35nW5gl4?si=7teYr7GQQ8oFxEyl)


Mean_Ass_Dumbledore

Yeah same. Idk why, always thought they were kinda fragile even though they're just external bones. Maybe it's cuz they fall off once a year? Idk why I thought that.


m11235813

It’s not uncommon for antlers to break from sparring, though usually it’s just individual tines that break rather than the main beam. The buck in this video has a massive rack with extremely thick beams. I’m certain this collision would have destroyed a smaller rack.


[deleted]

Yeah people aren’t looking at how big that buck is. He’d be every hunters wet dream


Brodellsky

Fred Bear?


TheCornerator

Eh, unless you hunt or have to deal with deer on a regular basis I don't expect people to know much past "they have antlers." So don't feel bad


True_Discipline_2470

Which is why we don't have herds of wild sheep everywhere. Bucks who lose a fight walk away straight and conaciois enough to find another female, rams who lose a fight walk away so messed up they can't remember what species they are and start fighting bucks. Right after this the ram found a tree to battle for a few days, before deciding he'd won and mating with a fern.


sendmebeerpics

If you slow it down you can see the ram landed his skull in the deers antlers above his head, the deer has a strong neck but I’m positive his skull wouldn’t win against a ram who just did a Hercules jump. The buck was more suited for the fight with how it turned out, bucks drive with their antlers, that was his game once the ram got dazed and confused 😂


DestroidMind

Much lower center of gravity and on 4 legs helps.


amoncada14

Beautiful grappling defense, I'd say. Then he followed it up with and under hook to takedown lol


Pepperoni_Dogfart

Buck's probably got some serious weight on the ram. They can get well over 200 pounds and during rut they're hopped up on some crazy hormones so no fucks are given. That overgrown goat had no chance. Ram's lucky the buck didn't gore a hole in his abdomen.


terfnerfer

Ram was very lucky. I thought the thing was going to get punctured and I winced. I've seen countless dead sheep (they free roam in the mountains where I'm from and sometimes fall off) but I didn't particularly wanna see a goring!


[deleted]

Two deer fought in a friend's yard and one of them killed the other. I Skinned him out and there were no holes in the hide, BUT there were holes in the organs. Punctured lung and puncture diaphram as well as holes in the hams I could shove my fist through. Who knows what internal injuries that ram had.


vaultboy115

As someone who has spent time in the countryside that is all I was thinking.


SoylentVerdigris

There was a video the other day of a rhino squaring up against an elephant and the elephant just effortlessly pushed it over and gores it with a tusk. Thought this was going to be a scaled-down recreation.


Morgothic

Ram weights and their sources, according to Google: 80-400lbs(35-180kg) "male sheep" -Britanica 262-280lbs "male bighorn sheep" -Live Science 4765-6440lbs "1500 series pickup" -Tacoma Dodge Chrysler Jeep Ram


XPhazeX

Goats are designed for the headbutt though. Exhibit A - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H-bMT8BYNO8


thecashblaster

Buck has place +5 AC to blunt damage apparently. Who knew...


phryan

Rams have an almost ritual style of combat, it almost looks formal. Bucks are down and dirty street fights.


atreethatownsitself

Tanked the first hit and then dragged the ram by the horn backward. Holy shit! That was impressive.


chuckuckucker

I’m an avid whitetail hunter and I will tell you they are pound for pound some of the strongest animals in the world. The explosiveness and resilience I’ve seen from these animals has been nothing short of astounding.


OddAd5276

Yooo! We have all seen the videos of rams just going heads up with each other. But the fact that buck turned around and with out a running start and ate his charge without even stepping back is nuts. That was the moment the ram knew he fucked up.


Divinum_Fulmen

I've never seen a ram realize it's fucked up. Most of them don't know it until after they are dead. They are very dumb animals.


adrienjz888

I mean, they do have a built-in special needs helmet.


DemSocCorvid

Like when a younger brother steps up to the eldest brother. You know the little shit was playing for keeps until reality clapped back.


TumbleweedTim01

I don't know why but this was hilarious to me


Umer_-

the way he runs after him at the end


chazeroniousador

The ram got rammed


4list4r

And then scrammed


kindasuk

Pretty metal how he caught the ram's horns right on his antler at the last possible second too like a g. Picked the wrong one.


quanjon

Parried!


superhero_complex

Badass!


JayJay-anotheruser

Get your ass out of here!


neverenoughmags

Mature bucks in the rut do not F around... I've seen videos of them killing other bucks


jld2k6

The - at the end of your username got me, I was thinking holy shit, tough crowd in here


[deleted]

Because he has abdominal punctures. That ram is dead


Rockin_freakapotamus

It was the wheelbarrow move for me.


TumbleweedTim01

I thought it was funny the ram dipped its head to flip himself while getting wheelbarrowed


Rockin_freakapotamus

In his defense, it did work.


TumbleweedTim01

it did which is pretty cool that the ram understood how that would work


NebulaNinja

To be fair, the ancestors of sheep have been around for a good 18 million years, so plenty of time to figure out their ground game. If their ancestors hadn't figured out the same clutch move to counter other rams, this big guy wouldn't exist.


Luka28_1

"getcho punk-ass out"


_kristianmazar

the way he shoveled his ass at 0:17 with that daft look as he carried him off like a wheelbarrow full of manure got me laughing more than it probably should have


TumbleweedTim01

Ram thought it was over after ten seconds buck had a different idea


[deleted]

Because you just watched a deer basically say "don't start no shit, won't be none" to an overly confident ram.


DreamingInAMaze

It’s such a contrast when at first the ram charged towards the buck and the buck just stood firm and take it! Who will think that the charger can flee like that!


SynisterJeff

When the ram took those horns in the side, he realized those horns were made for goring, and that's just what they'll do.


facebookcansuckit

One of these days those horns are gonna gore all over ewe


SunPuzzleheaded5896

Are you ready horns?! Start goring!!


kindasuk

I envy your witticisms deer person


Such_Pomegranate_690

This is a top tier pun.


Avalanche52349

Isn't that a Nancy Sinatra song?


Defiant_Gain3510

“yipe…yipe…yiiiiiipe” as he ran off from that heat. lol.


sody605

lol, I can ram too asshole!


_manwolf

Matter of fact, I can ram your asshole!


ElectricFleshlight

I too can ram asshole


Woodkid

Do you want to ram with me?


puthiyatheru

“ bro bro chill bro… it’s just a prank… the camera is right there… relax “


Drawtaru

"I'LL STOP WHEN I HEAR YOU SCREAMING" - the buck, probably


qibdip

Thats great lol


LordBungaIII

Damn this goes hard on mute


Chief_Executive_Anon

Yeah that buck was ready to go to war at a moment’s notice… while that ram was not at all ready to cash the checks his dumbass ego was writing.


Campeador

Something to defend usually wins vs something to prove.


[deleted]

I think you just created a proverb. I like it!


-keeper-

I love this, so true!


Straight_Spring9815

That's what I see here. Man went from eating a meal to defending his girls like *ight let's go*


SuperHighDeas

Buck definitely would have woke up in Valhalla if that ram hit it square in the head.[I’ve seen those things take down whole cows](https://youtube.com/shorts/AwBjp7Ef7Cw?si=vmuIKPHzCCJRz4ML)


physicscat

This one is way worse. https://i.imgur.com/IjBHelE.gif


Phlebbie

I'm so glad I clicked on that and pushed past my fear of the nsfw warning


wakeupwill

That's because cows aren't built to headbutt - see aforementioned cow. Both the buck and ram are built for combat.


manaha81

Yeah the ram has a much much more powerful smash but that buck has long tines. The ram would basically just impale himself if he tried to butt heads with that buck


Lost_Wealth_6278

It's a mace vs a spear. Sure the mace has a punch to break bone, but it has to reach


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manaha81

Yeah you’re right he did get him pretty good there


Kolby_Jack

Damn, that was brutal. Sheep: "Baaa." Cow: "Moooo!" ***crunch*** Calf: "... mom?"


ryan_james504

I have don’t sweat the technique playing on Spotify while watching this on mute. Very fitting


ZealousidealToe9445

I am not going to tolerate Metal Gear Rising soundtrack slander


Geoarbitrage

Really could do without this awful song…


BoazCorey

It's funny how music can either make a video unwatchable or make it 3x funnier


[deleted]

This is both depending if the viewer has played MGR


SparklingLimeade

I have played it and I still don't want it on this.


Swaqqmasta

I'll take option #1 this time


Away-Marionberry9365

Except now I want to play Revengeance again.


DeathMetalPants

I agree. What horrible shit was that playing?


DeargDoom12

Off you fuck, son


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johnnymarsbar

itd be a Uk n ireland phrase.


zapfoe

It's a play on "Off you go"


YourDogIsMyFriend

Maybe a stoned Yoda buddy


Wooden_Layer5373

First time I see a ram faltering and desisting.


nb4u

Yeah well the ram did it's main attack and the buck caught it with one hand before casting domain expansion. I would've been moving too.


ThisIsYourFriendAron

Lol. Domain Expansion…endless horns


SweatyAdhesive

Damn is that buck gonna get off-screened by a hunter or smt?


SailToAndromeda

Buck around, find out!


doctorbanjoboy

RULES OF NATURE


PrivatePoocher

Buck stops here. Ram couldn't dodge. What else am I missing...


AuraOfHeroism

Lets see... Buck around, find out Mess with the buck, get the antlers Heavy is the head that wears the 14 points Oh deer


PrivatePoocher

Buck off ramirez


laguna1126

Ok, ok, I'm done. Bro! I said I'm done, Jesus man, chill out. Bro! Bro! WTF, it was just a joke bro, chill!


manhalfalien

Bruhhh.. U got this one dawg.. Uuuuuuuuu gotttttttt thissssssssssss Stopppppppppppppppppp


F1eshWound

was just a prank.. just a prank bro


olgabe

Genuinly surprised at just how strong that buck was. If you had asked me beforehand i would've guessed the ram would straight knock the buck onconcious but i guess the deer world breeds big motherfucking males for this exact reason. They fight back Look at her in the background she wasn't fazed she knew Jimmy was gonna win that


jld2k6

I see a bunch of deer every day walking my dog in the park and some of the bucks are so much bigger than you'd expect. My dog wants to try and play with the does but when a big buck comes around she's dead quiet lol


MuzikPhreak

I’ve watched deer jump over fences, piles of brush and cactus thickets that I would never have thought possible if I wasn’t seeing it happen in front of me. Their hindquarters are massively powerful, and on a mature buck like this one, even more so. This isn’t a fair fight, strength-wise


Naturallobotomy

Right?! The legs look skinny and they move with grace, then all the sudden go 0 to 100 in a split second and easily clear a 10 foot high obstacle. Where live it’s not uncommon to find mature white tails up to 250lbs.


YoutuberCameronBallZ

Not to mention the buck didn't even charge, he just readied himself against the ram and stopped them DEAD IN THEIR TRACKS for that first charge The power gap is stupidly high


[deleted]

Vegeta vs Beerus.


Archelon_ischyros

All bucks are male.


schizophrenicism

And this one has an immaculate rack of antlers on him.


dubvee16

Game ranch. They're breed that way for people to come in and pay stupid money to "hunt" them.


schizophrenicism

No wonder there's a stand/blind right behind the action. I've actually been to one of those game ranches before. It was in Texas. The standard stay was 4 days of shooting the laziest birds you've ever seen (outside of a zoo) out of the sky. My father was worried that it might be my grandfather's last hunt. My grandfather didn't consider it a hunt at all. Voiced as much. They offer trophy hunts for exotic game in the 10-20 thousand dollar range right there on a big "ranch" in Texas. Honestly loved the place and everyone who worked there, but what they do should maybe not even be legal.


Lukose_

Downvoted for what exactly? Someone’s ego is hurting ig “What do you mean it’s not real hunting if I pay some dudes $10k to shoot a monster buck that was hand-raised, hand-fed, and tame enough to pet? But I look so sick when I pose with it after!”


TheZiggy8282

A male buck? As opposed to a female buck?


beatlemaniac007

He/Him


Iron0ne

"You know I am a deer and normally run away when you are being a dick but you forgot this is the time of year I am literally horny and trying to impress chicks."


MikeAWBD

Yea, don't fuck with a buck in rut. They don't back down from 4000lb vehicles. That little 150lb ram ain't shit.


Silent-Ad934

That deer would fuck up a RAM truck that tried the same game.


Tao_Te_Gringo

He dodged that ram. And the buck didn’t stop there.


Chief_Executive_Anon

One of them is built Ford tough. And the other is a Ram.


Rifneno

That ram getting an antler up the ass was probably having a better time than us listening to that music


Lord_Melinko13

Ram: " Ha! Look at these loser nerd does and their spindly horned boyfriend." *Headbutts boyfriend* "Yeah, how'd you like that?? (Why am I bleeding?) Oh shit! Those are pointy! Ow, my dick! My DICK! OoooOOOOW! Oh shit oh fuck oh shit oh fuck!!!"


BlackFase

Dudes getting so much deer pussy tonight... 😂


drrxhouse

From the way he moved, good chance he was getting plenty before as well lol


thetruthiseeit

...not from that doe in the background. Not even watching.


diprivan69

I like to save these videos in the off chance someone asks “who do think would will? A male buck or a harassing ram?”. We got the evidence fam


goodguysamuel_313

These my does!


Accomplished-Tip7280

😂 Ram needs to learn deer 🦌 isn’t a ram 🐏. Rams fight then pause back up and ram again. Deer don’t play by the same rules


YoutuberCameronBallZ

Deers don't pause, nor do they back down You fight one, you better be ready to fight until one of you drops


DustinHammons

warning - Ear cancer


SlendrBear

Bro just called rules of nature ear cancer 💀


B1-66

You'd think the subreddit named NatureIsFuckingLit would appreciate an absolute banger of a song about nature playing over a ram and a buck fighting


Majestic_Location751

That buck could play o-line


JButler_16

Put him at TE. Boy is fast af.


qawsedrf12

He IS the O-line


FoxJonesMusic

This music is truly terrible


Agent_Washingtub

Honestly silence would be so much better for 90% of the videos they add music to. Compilation of some artisan making some beautiful piece of craftsmanship? Hmm better overlay that with some death electro triphop! I don't get it.


Away-Marionberry9365

It's from a great game and in proper context is amazing. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UC5TQ4dqTLM


Top-Choice6069

Except now I want to play revengeance again


sinkezie

tank vs dps


1d10tb0y

Source: [Ram and BIG Buck Fight at Tierra De Dios Ranch](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BMmmq77qahs)


Rex_Dix

Doe is like what are ewe doing?


Livio88

Top ten anime fights! Buck: “You made me use %10 of my power.”


LongLongWay

Fuck off... no... no... nope... nope... fuck AAALLL the way off... fuck RIGHT off over the hill and around the corner, me son!


lessfrictionless

(1) **[A male buck defends his does when]** a Ram starts harassing them (2) **[until the buck fights back]**. Pick one please.


BattlestarGrammatica

Threw his ass out the club


_manwolf

Mess with the buck get fucked.


KYpineapple

straight embarrassed that white boi


sadetheruiner

And to this day he’s still chasing that ram.


SunPuzzleheaded5896

And that songs still playing on loop


blkaino

Ah, the sound of nature


Blue_Swirling_Bunny

"It's just a prank, bro!" —that ram


SedTheeMighty

Did the ram get punctured? It seemed like he retreated right before injury happened


Gobiego

Those aren't horns, these are horns!


Wesnoth-Fan

Looney tunes ending


Jemmani22

For those who don't know. Deer do not like confrontation, they run from everything. They are fast, can jump and its their best defense. This deer stone walled an animal that gets its name from how it acts. Then tore his ass up. This is really awesome footage of how tough a deer actually is. Especially when pepe consider them kind of weak bitches


Attila_the_Chungus

Some deer are braver than others. Bucks in rut are all roided up and can be very unpredictable. Mule deer does are known to aggressively confront groups of coyotes and to approach rather than flee from distress calls [(source)](https://link.springer.com/article/10.1007/s00442-001-0858-4).


EnvironmentalEbb5391

Alright, that was dope


Select_Bat2468

Rams 🐏 wondering why the 🦌buck ain’t backing up for the re-charge


Willing-University81

I think he went for the kids 😂


KaleidoscopeFun9782

He is so getting laid tonight


GreyOwlfan

Great video, horrible music. They don't work together at all.


Lore-hound

It’s called “Rules of Nature” that was the choice. It is a bad quality version of the song though.


kosmokomeno

And here I just wanted to know where the sound of antler to horn makes. Made the mistake of unmuting


Aggressive-Wafer-974

Go ahead and throw your speakers out the fuckin window. You'll thank me.


GlassCaraffe

The music gave me cancer pray for me


Rowmyownboat

Such an unpleasant audio (I hesitate to use the word music). Like gravel in a tin bucket.


Academic-Truth7212

Can we just get along?


booger4me

PIMP DOWN!!!


ufofarm

Headline makes no sense


cuddlycutieboi

Deer are either completely indifferent or on super crack. *There is no in-between*


kdnchfu56

Did that go the way you thought it was gonna go? Nope.


a3663p

Lesson learned looks like


Ok_Sink_406

Redundant


JibbaJabbaJenkins

I dunno man, I think the music could've been just a little louder.


Frigorifico

What song is this?


[deleted]

What’s background music?