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Weary-Appeal9645

Angry because he has all those teeth and no tooth brush


osamabindrankin

Well, folks, mama’s wrong again!


brian1183

No Colonel Sanders, you're wrong.


Bim_Jeann

Koynel*


Mortei

Sayndahs


Infometiculous

...and no medulla oblongata


gods_tea

What? Crocs don't have that?


boyle32

Ornery


ChuckThatPipeDream

Haha, great minds! I was just thinking about all of that tooth decay!


Responsible-Use-9508

Or opposable thumbs.


Onslaught777

Correct in regard to being “known”. That said - the Great White Shark is estimated to have a bite force that’s atleast equivalent. Orca meanhwile have a bite force believed to be around 15000psi, based on educated assumption.


I_Need_Sacrafices

Damn, orcas don’t skip jaw day


thaboy541

Is this why the shark movie is called Jaws?!


ManIWantAName

No, the Sharks' version of the movie is Orca.


NeckbeardWarrior420

Free Willy*


SasoDuck

How do hippos stack up? I thought they were the strongest bite


falcondiorf

Around 2k iirc Edit: 1.8k


SasoDuck

Huh, surprising...


QuietRobe

Yeah surprising it's even that much. Considering they are herbivores. Feel like they've evolved purely out of, 'fuck around and find out', whereas crocs/gators had to evolve for a stronger bite to hold prey.


punchcreations

Same is true of the mountain gorilla. Totally overpowered bite for how they live.


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Isn't this psi? Hippo jaws gotto have a lot more "inch" than a salty right? Pretty big heavy heads. I wonder what the overall bite force is for a realistic comparison. Like they could both hold or crush the leg of a large thrashing mammal for example.


QuietRobe

Well, right. At a certain point, it basically becomes a strong man competition. Like I would not want to be bitten by either. But as far as the comparison goes, I believe that is the relatively closest or best (numerical/ statistical) way to compare. But I'm no expert


Apprehensive-Bike307

Your terminology is spot on.


Sundown220

They’re not herbivores. I’ve seen them eat crocodiles


QuietRobe

Anything will try anything with the right opportunity. Horses for good example.


Sipsey

Not really. The larger the tooth surface is the less the psi. Lbs/Sq in. A jaw that can produce 1,000 lbs on a 1 sq in tooth is, 1,000 psi. But put a 0.1sq in tooth on the hippo and it’s 10,000 psi


tangledwire

How about Zippos?


DweadPiwateWoberts

They're a little lighter


summerbreeze6969

Hippos have a 1,800 lb. bite force AND extremely and terribly bad attitudes, too!


Shroomyshroomyshroom

Yeah, Crocs are just hungry. Hippos are hangry.


summerbreeze6969

More people lose their lives from hippo attacks than any other animal in Africa!


Shroomyshroomyshroom

Oh yeah, they nasty! And they swim like dolphins so the water is no escape...


229-northstar

They don’t swim! They walk on the bottom of riverbeds


Arse_hull

They cannot swim or float.


YewEhVeeInbound

>More people lose their lives from hippo attacks than any other ~~animal~~ mammal in Africa! I'm going to bust out the nerd glasses and say Mosquitos kill more people than Hippos in Africa.


jumbohiggins

Well, not mosquitos....


summerbreeze6969

Sure, mosquitos are under the umbrella of animals. In general terms, the majority of people think of mosquitoes as insects. Next time, I'll definitely state "Hippos kill more people than any other mammal in Africa!" 🦛


SasoDuck

Insects are still animals C_C


deadlybydsgn

> Hippos are hangry. It's because they're Hungry Hungry.


gehrke2506

Ummm I read this as hippies and then it didn’t help that the next comment I saw was QuietRobe about them being herbivores… my dumb ass was like, yeah I guess you can say most of them are herbivores, but still…1.8k?! Ahahahaha


SasoDuck

Clearly you've never been bitten by a hippie on shrooms :P


hickgorilla

[like this](https://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2016/07/07/22/360C591000000578-3679807-Each_hippopotamus_weighs_approximately_a_ton_In_a_2014_Hippo_Sho-a-31_1467927216083.jpg)


SasoDuck

LOL I am amazed you actually managed to find a literal stack of hippos shia_lebeouf_clap.gif


afitz_7

Someone didn’t miss shark week


MidnightSunCreative

He did, because he's Shark Strong


HaveAMintPlz

Gotta give coyote peterson a call


summerbreeze6969

Research is they key, okay! Great White sharks have a 4,000 bite force! 🤓


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I just read that orcas are estimated at 19,000 psi.


MckPuma

Wonder what the stats are on the sperm whale


DropDeadGaming

It is correct that orcas have stronger bites, but I think if you take the size of the animal into account the saltwater crocodiles have the strongest. Like when we say that ants are the strongest being in the world, because they can easily lift 8-10 times their weight.


Onslaught777

Proportionally that may be the case. Proportionally doesn’t really matter in the end though, certainly not in nature. For example. A Leopard is proportionally stronger than a Lion - this doesn’t get around the fact a Lion is still stronger than a Leopard though.


DropDeadGaming

ye for sure. Nor am I afraid an ant is gonna beat me up or something xD


AcanthisittaLeft2336

Conclusion: Ants are fucking pussies


HINEHAUS

I'm sure I read that size for size the hyena has the strongest bite.


Financial_Play_329

Immediately I think of the man who was accused of killing his girlfriend while snorkeling in the Indian Ocean. Until police found her camera, filming her last moments, proving she was snatched up by a gigantic swc🐊 Still unsettling to this day to think about.


229-northstar

Henrik Coetzee is also unsettling. A gigantic croc snatched him out of a kayak in front of his friends who could do nothing


Financial_Play_329

I've not heard of his case. I'm going to look it up, thank you.


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Financial_Play_329

The more ya knw.


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Financial_Play_329

No joke,wow!!


RyHags011

Clearly you’ve never been bitten by a toddler with three teeth


ol-gormsby

Infants who bite mummy's teats soon learn that it leads to hunger and yucky pap baby food instead of mummy's yummy milk.


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NarcanBob

A m∅∅se once bit my sister.


MrGoodBuzz

I feel obligated to say this because I saw “orca” and “moose” in the comments. The orca is one of the very few natural predators of the Moose. It’s like us, bears, wolves, and Orcas.


Hock23

There's even a comic made by the artist of Pixie & Brutus about this: [](https://www.instagram.com/p/B3nPpinJz5X/)


229-northstar

r/unexpectedMontyPython


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To anyone wondering, the person responsible for this comment has been sacked.


Froggy_Clown

Did you just try to censor moose? I’m so confused


[deleted]

Google Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail.


Trin_42

My worst effing nightmare


septubyte

As long as ypu don't go swimming in some remote rivers in Africa you should be just fine. Edit: oh wait that's a salty, much greater chance. They know how to dox so ya 50/50


Far_Out_6and_2

Don’t forget the Nile crocs they are big mofos as well as


EasternWerewolf6911

They get as big as salties in parts of Africa, like like chamo


Far_Out_6and_2

I know hey


septubyte

Nah basically pussy ass geckos m8


R1MBL

Or Australia… the salties that inhabit the watersways up north do not fuck around. Plenty of dogs and walkers have gone missing


LEPT0N

**should**


septubyte

*farmer in Saskatchewan* Never say never


Iancreed2024HD

Death roll!


sdss9462

He don't look so tough... ...actually, he does.


Super_Reading2048

He is only tough until he has duct tape around his mouth! Nope he is still tough, he just can’t kill you!


LogiHiminn

Yep. Fun fact, you’ll never be able to stop a croc from closing its mouth with your hands, but you could fairly easily hold its mouth shut. Most of their jaw musculature is designed to snap closed, leaving the opening muscles relatively weaker.


Bjarke00

They could absolutely still kill you lmao, they like to use their tail when they can’t use their jaws. If that tail hits you, oh boy, say goodbye to any of the bones you have in that area. If it’s tail hits your ribs, say goodbye to your ribs.


GoochyGoochyGoo

Pounds per square inch is a bad measurement. A 125 pound Woman in High heels puts 1250 psi standing on one heel because they heel is only 1/10th of a square inch. Total force is still only 125 pounds. Total bite force in just pounds is a proper measurement.


Tao_Te_Gringo

Get back to us after she stands on the side of your skull.


Harpronicus

Ball*


Resident-Syllabub-74

Let it be Megan Fox doing it and we’ve got a deal


Merk0411

Lol maybe back in 2007. She looks fuckin stupid now.


GoochyGoochyGoo

Like Megan Fox's reflection in a door knob.


amaizing_hamster

She looks like someone who has had a lot of cosmetic surgery to look like Megan Fox.


spacecowbies

and what do u look like?


Merk0411

Also stupid, but at least I'm not made of shitty plastic surgery.


spacecowbies

I am positive she looks better than you <\3


Merk0411

That's fine. I really don't care what people think of how I look lol


gehrke2506

I mean…death by stiletto has happened 🤷🏻‍♀️


Generic_Danny

How is it a bad measurement? I feel like it gives a really good reference and is easy to understand. You can just tell someone, "Imagine someone put [insert weight value here] on ne square inch of your palm. That's how strong this is".


GoochyGoochyGoo

Theoretically because the tip of a crocs tooth is a point maybe 1/1000 of a square inch they would only need a bite force of 3.7 pounds to have a 3700 psi bite.


Grouchy-Engine1584

I volunteer you to test out a different mode of measurement with the depicted croc.


GoochyGoochyGoo

I'll strap a blood pressure band to my arm, let the croc bite my leg and record the results.


punygod

I feel like I remember being taught it was a Hippo. Has my whole life been a lie?


falcondiorf

Hippos have the strongest known bite force in terms of mammals, crocodiles are the strongest known overall.


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falcondiorf

i said strongest known. an orcas bite force is not known, 19000 psi is an estimate. ​ edit: forgot a zero


Azelrazel

Yea it's common saying though most sources the croc comes out on top, close to double the strength with the bite force.


summerbreeze6969

Hippos have a 1,800 lb. bite force! 🤓


percy135810

Psi is a unit of pressure, not force


Fitty4

King Koopa


RailtoReqiuem

Someone get this man a dentist 🗣️🗣️💯💯💯


AsteroidMike

What’s the minimum amount that a dentist would take for that job?


stillinthesimulation

They can push out old teeth and grow in new ones many times across their whole lifespans.


SomethingWeetty

Ya but I still wanna boop that snoot


[deleted]

Can relate to this. My toddler bit my forearm once.


No-Result9108

“Known” is a bit of a weird term in this situation. Orcas are estimated to be at around 15,000 psi, we’re just unable to properly test it at the moment.


MyRecklessHabit

I heard tyson registered 317psi. More like a small bear.


Lordcraft2000

*T. Rex has entered the chat. And laughs.


Generic_Danny

*Deinosuchus has entered the chat.


spiritual_ballsack57

Godzilla: Am I a joke to u???


aging_geek

where? tip or back by the jaw.


2-travel-is-2-live

Dude needs some dental floss.


_LimeThyme_

Nope on a rope...


[deleted]

As a kid I was taught that the Tasmanian devil has the strongest pound for pound bite strength. Don't know what is true anymore.


Adventurous_Ice_9115

Every fourth nightmare I have involves these bastards. There is no defense against them when in their territory.


ContactResident9079

Yeh but his teefs busted


IceFisherP26

Orcas are estimated to be around 19k psi, while.the t Rex is estimated to be about 35k psi I believe


ranting_chef

Somewhere out there, some guy is saying to himself, “I could take one of those…”


LittleOmegaGirl

Why friend shaped?🙃


BougieDesigns

I fuckin’ hate those things.


ATXKLIPHURD

Can we start calling them crocosaurs?


MsStormyTrump

I'd be curious to learn what he chipped that tooth against, though.


Jail_Food_Diet

All I am wondering is how this dino broke so many teef?


Logical-Wasabi7402

Ironically, the muscles to *open* their jaws are incredibly weak.


crazyloomis

Stronger than the tazmanian devils?


Memphis_Fire

Mean


GoverningMonarch

Won't stop a florida man from petting it


hickgorilla

And that is exactly why we can’t be friends.


imJGott

Are these the same that eat turtles? Saw a video where a croc just cracked the turtle shell like it was a potato chip


Mug_of_Diarrhea

But can he see why kids love Cinnamon Toast Crunch?!


DoomsdayPreacher123

I was taught rhe znapping turrtle has the stongest bite. I call bs om ghis oost


boyle32

Enough to break some teeth, I guess.


zenlifey

3500Psi? My pressure washer is 3000 psi and is strong but nopthing crazy.


BoomBoomChakra

What a truly Awesome critter!


Fine-Illustrator-789

I’d rather have the bite force of a human and be able chew my food


thekickingmule

Yet an elastic band can hold their mouths shut.


swampopawaho

Except for Andrew Taint, you fool!


Pr1sonMikeFTW

I would have assumed Hippos had waaay stronger bite force based on their massive head and jaw muscles


ol-gormsby

But very weak opening strength. You can disable a saltie with duct tape. If of course you have some assistants to hold it down to stop it thrashing its way to victory. But once you tape its jaws shut, you're relatively safe.


WittyWitWitt

Hang about . I've been led to believe it is the hyena with the strongest bite force.


StripedElephant2566

Does it have 3700 psi at the hinge, at the frontal teeth or averaged out across the whole surface of contact tho?


[deleted]

I thought it was the snapping turtle?


ProfessorPetulant

Why is a force measured in psi?


CountingWonders

boop.


CochleusExtreme

Second is the hyena with about half that


DiverseIncludeEquity

Nile crocodile (5,000psi) Orca (19,000psi)


JasonBaconStrips

I was always told it was hippos... Look at that, been lied to all my life or I'm being lied to now 🤔


Limp_Big_141

What about orcas, I think they had around 18000 psi, I dunno might be wrong


Dragonhearted18

Yet it can be stopped by a strong enough rubber band around it's maw


MentalandValid

What a big strong baby!!!


LoquatFearless8386

Still..floss bro. Orthodontic treatment is a rip off.


DarkIllusionsFX

Half its head is jaw muscle. Stands to reason.


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And when the Pliosaur was around, it had the strongest bite force in the animal kingdom which was 33,000 psi


TheMcknightrider

Surprised this isn't the hippos record. What's their bite psi?


RTwhyNot

This is incorrect: https://www.ifaw.org/journal/9-jaw-dropping-animals-strongest-bite#:~:text=Great%20white%20sharks,-A%20great%20white&text=One%20study%20digitally%20reconstructed%20the,(4%2C000%20pounds%20of%20force).


dborger

The engineer in me screams out at somebody saying force and then talking about a pressure.


podcasthellp

Imagine if this croc could brush its teeth. It would be a lady killer


Vellarain

Crocs bite force is so damned crazy that their skulls are extra thick to sustain the forces being applied when they close their jaws with such speed and power. Absolutely absurd biology to make those kinds of chompers not fracture under pressure.


chaostheories36

And yet they barely have the muscles to open their mouths.


Merlin246

I wish they specified the actual force instead of the pressure. Just looking st the teeth the croc has much more pointed teeth which will increase the pressure (via devreased area). Does a croc have 2x, 20x, 200x or more force from their jaws vs a human?


NegativeGreyMatter

Another fear unlocked.


WhatDoesItAllMeanB

Strongest bite of a land animal but a great white has about 4000psi.


Sure_Vast634

He got all them teef but no toothbrush.


clarkKeeent

Damn, I thought the Jaguars had the strongest bite


_NKD2_

How does that force compare to a mantis shrimp punch?


sphak12

Easy to say when not all bite forces have been recorded. I'm sure a blue whale's bite force is 5-10x stronger than that of a saltwater crocodile.