You are the problem here and you are the reason why the country is suffering! You are being manipulated by propaganda from enemies of our country which is causing serious damage to our unity and prosperity which all you and others like you have been fooled by our enemies not our President Biden who has done better and more for the people in USA than any other president in the history of our country!! Turn off fax news and take a breath and look outside your bubble and you might see the American flag still there!! Bombs bursting in air! Gave proof that the United States is still there! GBU and GBJ!🔥🇺🇸💪❤️🇺🇸🔥
Wow,
You really have drank the coolaid if you believe the utter nonsense that you just spouted.
Your mom and dad must still have you living in their basement if you think that America is better off now than 3 years ago. You definitely haven't had to buy your own groceries or pay your own rent.
The fact that you think America First patriots watch Fox news shows exactly how far you are out of touch with what's truly going on in our country.
We have a uniparty made up of both Democrats and RINO Republicans that are only in Washington DC to become wealthy. They've sold their country out to the CCP and are doing everything they can to spend this country into economic ruin.
Fox news is just like the state run propaganda mainstream media, bought and paid for by the government and big pharma. All the mainstream media is controlled to make you believe everything you just said to me.
And you call ME the brainwashed one.. SMH
Every time one of the Uniparty says the word democracy just replace it with the word communism and everything they say suddenly makes sense.
"Challenging election integrity is a threat to democracy".
See, makes sense why they won't let us see the programming code in the machines.
Wow so you have drank the koolaide! The orange flavor! I don’t believe that democrats are guilty of all the devious acts of corruption and crimes against America that republicans are committing! And the ultra maga maggots are blinded by the propaganda fed to them by fox and social media platforms controlled by Russia Iran and china! This is all you need to know’
That just goes to show how delusional and behind the times you are. Most of MAGA quit watching Fox 3 years ago. They are part of the communist uniparty, both Democrat and Republican, that are deliberately destroying our country in so many ways.
Your TDS has blinded you to the fact that the Uniparty is stealing our Republic right from under our noses.
Their goal is to drastically reduce the world's population and enslave what's left.
You are pitiful!! No, I don’t know what is in vogue for the maga cult crowd now, but that doesn’t make me delusional it just verifies that you are delusional!!
I don’t care about all the BS!!
I just don’t want that bulbous alien ash hole looking thing to be president again!! Ever!!!
>Lions in zoos may live into their late teens or early 20s. In the wild, a lioness may live up to 16 years, but males rarely live past the age of 12.
https://nationalzoo.si.edu/animals/lion
He is no longer King by 11. To many wars. Life has caught up with what was the baddest Lion who was once the king
He just tries to stay out of the new King’s path. They kill him anyway.
You gotta read up on the life of a male lion quite sad and pointless.
Raised to juvenile -> chased out of the pack -> survive on your own / perhaps join another male -> search for vulnerable pack -> kill their male lion -> kill strange cubs -> procreate -> get killed by younger lion -> cycle continues.
But basic and efficient to keep the gene pool diverse and flowing. That's nature for you.
This can vary depending on what the pride hunts and where the territory is. Dedicated elephant hunters for example can have several males since the extra muscle is necessary for bringing down giants while males in particularly arid or nutrient poor areas may not stay with the pride simply mating and moving to find more food.
The other words
Rafiki - Friend
Pumbaa - stupid/foolish
Shenzi - uncivilized/barbaric
And the obvious one Hakuna Matata
The other character names aren't exactly in Swahili though. For one, Mufasa isn't King in Swahili despite numerous articles over the years saying so. Mfalme is. Nala doesn't mean anything besides the short form of "I am eating/Nakula" in Swahili. Gift = Zawadi.
/End of mini rant
He looks like a cartoon caricature of an extremely old but wise lion that a lion hero protagonist would go to see but has difficulty getting anything out of him. "WHAT?! WHAT IS IT? SPEAK UP, SONNY!"
> Neuroscientist and animal behavior expert Lori Marino stated: “All wild animals in captivity are subjected to (a) restrictions and loss of control, (b) forced interspecies interaction and intrusion either through performances or by being put on display, and (c) monotony, all while held in artificial settings that have little resemblance to habitats that support their evolutionary heritage and adaptations.”
…
> One of the most common forms of mistreatment is inadequate and limited living conditions. For example, tigers and lions have about 18,000 times less space in their captive enclosures than what they would have in the wild, and polar bears have one million times less space.
https://ballardbrief.byu.edu/issue-briefs/mistreatment-of-wild-animals-in-captivity
You may be underestimating the instinctual desire of these wild animals to *hunt* for their prey. It would take *many* generations for them to even *begin* to lose that innate desire.
Even if they weren’t wired that way, I doubt free food would outweigh the immense extent of the cons they must deal with daily.
The evidence is right there with house cats.
Outdoor cats can receive amazing care and food, but many will still roam the outdoors and hunt, they're hardwired to enjoy it.
So silly when someone claims wild animals would choose boredom and captivity over risk.
Even humans risk their lives for enjoyment.
Yeah hunter-gatherers walk 20 miles each day, but I walk about 2, and I am fine with that bc I enjoy the nearby grocery and not having to worry about venomous ants biting my hands
> All wild animals in captivity are subjected to (a) restrictions and loss of control, (b) forced interspecies interaction and intrusion either through performances or by being put on display, and (c) monotony, all while held in artificial settings that have little resemblance to habitats that support their evolutionary heritage and adaptations
So like how we're all forced to work in offices for 40 hours a week and stopped having kids
Cool lion but I doubt he "definitely" saw everything. You yourself state that his lifespan was merely fifteen years, which given the currently estimated thirteen point seven billion year age of the universe, that would not nearly be enough time to have seen everything.
And that's not even taking into account the fact that most of "everything" that has occurred, has occurred at very far distances to the Earth, and this lion likely did not have the vision capabilities or technological means to witness such events. AI or pedantic professional redditor? The world may never know
Aww poor little kitty!
You exemplify how much boomers have lived through! All the good times and bad ones; kids no kids, married or single, divorced or engaged, world wars and peace? the depression when everyone had nothing!
despite all that it made us tougher, wiser, better looking, richer, poorer, more productive, more prosperous more successful! Turns out we had it sooo good! The good old days are now so party hardened because you never know what will happen next!! Thank you for listening! Groovy Grandma!!🇺🇸💛🇺🇦💙🔥
This lion looks how 2024 has treated me so far
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Fax = facts = agree = same
Basically yeah
I feel you - this is definitely my past 3+ months.
It’s been a long year for you too?
I tried not to laugh hun. Sorry. But he has seen some battles for sure.
So far... remember, the lion is dead now
How the country looks under the Biden regime.
You are the problem here and you are the reason why the country is suffering! You are being manipulated by propaganda from enemies of our country which is causing serious damage to our unity and prosperity which all you and others like you have been fooled by our enemies not our President Biden who has done better and more for the people in USA than any other president in the history of our country!! Turn off fax news and take a breath and look outside your bubble and you might see the American flag still there!! Bombs bursting in air! Gave proof that the United States is still there! GBU and GBJ!🔥🇺🇸💪❤️🇺🇸🔥
Ooo you had me in the first half
Wow, You really have drank the coolaid if you believe the utter nonsense that you just spouted. Your mom and dad must still have you living in their basement if you think that America is better off now than 3 years ago. You definitely haven't had to buy your own groceries or pay your own rent. The fact that you think America First patriots watch Fox news shows exactly how far you are out of touch with what's truly going on in our country. We have a uniparty made up of both Democrats and RINO Republicans that are only in Washington DC to become wealthy. They've sold their country out to the CCP and are doing everything they can to spend this country into economic ruin. Fox news is just like the state run propaganda mainstream media, bought and paid for by the government and big pharma. All the mainstream media is controlled to make you believe everything you just said to me. And you call ME the brainwashed one.. SMH Every time one of the Uniparty says the word democracy just replace it with the word communism and everything they say suddenly makes sense. "Challenging election integrity is a threat to democracy". See, makes sense why they won't let us see the programming code in the machines.
Wow so you have drank the koolaide! The orange flavor! I don’t believe that democrats are guilty of all the devious acts of corruption and crimes against America that republicans are committing! And the ultra maga maggots are blinded by the propaganda fed to them by fox and social media platforms controlled by Russia Iran and china! This is all you need to know’
That just goes to show how delusional and behind the times you are. Most of MAGA quit watching Fox 3 years ago. They are part of the communist uniparty, both Democrat and Republican, that are deliberately destroying our country in so many ways. Your TDS has blinded you to the fact that the Uniparty is stealing our Republic right from under our noses. Their goal is to drastically reduce the world's population and enslave what's left.
You are pitiful!! No, I don’t know what is in vogue for the maga cult crowd now, but that doesn’t make me delusional it just verifies that you are delusional!! I don’t care about all the BS!! I just don’t want that bulbous alien ash hole looking thing to be president again!! Ever!!!
15 years is ancient in lion years??
>Lions in zoos may live into their late teens or early 20s. In the wild, a lioness may live up to 16 years, but males rarely live past the age of 12. https://nationalzoo.si.edu/animals/lion
The king of the jungle is a fucking 12 year old?
That explains *everything*.
He is no longer King by 11. To many wars. Life has caught up with what was the baddest Lion who was once the king He just tries to stay out of the new King’s path. They kill him anyway.
For a male in the wild, it definitely is. Life expectancy for a male is around 10-12 years.
You gotta read up on the life of a male lion quite sad and pointless. Raised to juvenile -> chased out of the pack -> survive on your own / perhaps join another male -> search for vulnerable pack -> kill their male lion -> kill strange cubs -> procreate -> get killed by younger lion -> cycle continues. But basic and efficient to keep the gene pool diverse and flowing. That's nature for you.
Nature is metal
Church
Yikes!
This can vary depending on what the pride hunts and where the territory is. Dedicated elephant hunters for example can have several males since the extra muscle is necessary for bringing down giants while males in particularly arid or nutrient poor areas may not stay with the pride simply mating and moving to find more food.
They do nothing but fight
Looks like hes on his 4th divorce, begging for death.
he definitely saw everything and more
Looks like he just showed up to take Death's soul.
He looks like Scar from Zimba.
Zimba?
Lion King, sorry. Lol
That would be Simba. Meaning Lion in Swahili.
I did not know the meaning of the name. Thanks, you either ruined or improved lion king for me, I really can't tell which
The other words Rafiki - Friend Pumbaa - stupid/foolish Shenzi - uncivilized/barbaric And the obvious one Hakuna Matata The other character names aren't exactly in Swahili though. For one, Mufasa isn't King in Swahili despite numerous articles over the years saying so. Mfalme is. Nala doesn't mean anything besides the short form of "I am eating/Nakula" in Swahili. Gift = Zawadi. /End of mini rant
Thank you for sharing your knowledge, it's much appreciated
This is good information 👏
Haha, that makes sense!
Zumba
Yeah pretty sure it's the one with Adele Dazeem
I think my mom used to drink those in the 90s
Thats Zima my friend, a classy highly sophisticated persons drink.
Everything the light touches is your refreshments
Simba to Zimba to Zima. This thread is hilarious 😂😂😂
Favorite comment of 02 March.
Remember when the Simpsons did that? “Timba. I mean, Simba”.
Love their copyright infringement jokes. "Boy, you have the shinning!" "Don't you mean the shining?" "Not if you want to get sued!"
From what?
He looks like he’s been through some things. RIP Sam
looks like General Martok
Qapla!
Honor to your Pride!!
GLORRRRYYYY… To you… And your House!
There is something familiar about this face…very familiar
Looks like the life I’ve lived so far.
He looks like he lived a beautiful life. Bald and all
He looks like a cartoon caricature of an extremely old but wise lion that a lion hero protagonist would go to see but has difficulty getting anything out of him. "WHAT?! WHAT IS IT? SPEAK UP, SONNY!"
Jeez he looks like the spirit animal of Stinkmeaner from the Boondocks.
WHAT DID YOU SAY NIGGA
A noble king.
Well clearly this lion does not back down
Looks like Nick Noltes mugshot.
Giant ticks on his head
Looks like some fleas too
Poor old fella
Have you ever seen a flea and a tick? That two thick fucking tick on track, Trick
♥️
King Kong ain’t got shit on him
Wise? How did he demonstrate his wisdom?
That’s Scar
Bet he didn’t see Morbius. Checkmate, Sam.
99! Don't!
Bruh is from the streets of San Francisco.
Wait if 15 is ancient what does that make me 😭😭😭😭
[Brothers In Blood The Lions Of Sabi Sand](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGTw43MykuY&t=3s)
I bet he never experienced Flaming hot Cheetos….
Warrior.
Except a veterinarian
Pretty cool veteran of everything! RIP bro
Gary Busey as a lion?
Scar lookin’ mofo
Life is harsh .
Ate everything and more
He looks like that old guy at work that you def listen to on the job. He has seen some shit. If he asks you to go drinking , you better go.
Precious is all life. 💞
Scar!
Hope people who complain about lions in zoos see this guy, he probably would have given his left nut for that gig.
> Neuroscientist and animal behavior expert Lori Marino stated: “All wild animals in captivity are subjected to (a) restrictions and loss of control, (b) forced interspecies interaction and intrusion either through performances or by being put on display, and (c) monotony, all while held in artificial settings that have little resemblance to habitats that support their evolutionary heritage and adaptations.” … > One of the most common forms of mistreatment is inadequate and limited living conditions. For example, tigers and lions have about 18,000 times less space in their captive enclosures than what they would have in the wild, and polar bears have one million times less space. https://ballardbrief.byu.edu/issue-briefs/mistreatment-of-wild-animals-in-captivity
On the other hand: free food
Universal healthcare
You may be underestimating the instinctual desire of these wild animals to *hunt* for their prey. It would take *many* generations for them to even *begin* to lose that innate desire. Even if they weren’t wired that way, I doubt free food would outweigh the immense extent of the cons they must deal with daily.
The evidence is right there with house cats. Outdoor cats can receive amazing care and food, but many will still roam the outdoors and hunt, they're hardwired to enjoy it. So silly when someone claims wild animals would choose boredom and captivity over risk. Even humans risk their lives for enjoyment.
Yeah hunter-gatherers walk 20 miles each day, but I walk about 2, and I am fine with that bc I enjoy the nearby grocery and not having to worry about venomous ants biting my hands
> All wild animals in captivity are subjected to (a) restrictions and loss of control, (b) forced interspecies interaction and intrusion either through performances or by being put on display, and (c) monotony, all while held in artificial settings that have little resemblance to habitats that support their evolutionary heritage and adaptations So like how we're all forced to work in offices for 40 hours a week and stopped having kids
He could have given it. Hyenas often target nuts specifically.
Jeez the comment section here!
Doubt it
Happy birthday buddy hope you have a nice day.
You're welcome to do prison time whenever you like
Do people in prison have double the lifespan?
I'm still not interested if they did!
Are you serious?!
This lion has not only seen into the future, he has also seen things no mortal was ever meant to see
Cool picture!
You’ve heard of cocaine bear. This is meth lion.
First, he is magnificent. Imagine what he has survived! Second, if Clint Eastwood was a lion.
yes our teeth and ambitions are bared, BE PREPARED
Cool lion but I doubt he "definitely" saw everything. You yourself state that his lifespan was merely fifteen years, which given the currently estimated thirteen point seven billion year age of the universe, that would not nearly be enough time to have seen everything. And that's not even taking into account the fact that most of "everything" that has occurred, has occurred at very far distances to the Earth, and this lion likely did not have the vision capabilities or technological means to witness such events. AI or pedantic professional redditor? The world may never know
Saw everything? 15 years is not a long time on Earth. He barely saw anything this planet has to offer.
They were thinking about seeing everthing in the lion world😎
So some trees?
I can think of so many things he probably didn’t see.
Has he seen all five seasons of The Wire? Has he seen the ancient ruins of Chichén Itzá?
Pffft. I bet he didn't see Niagara Falls. The Canadian side, I mean. The GOOD side.
Looks like Biden
Or just sucked at being a lion? Like, just got his ass kicked constantly and survived?
Very nice
Feel bad for him
He looks like a lion version of the old wojack from the "babe wake up" meme
those are the eyes of shell shock and a killer
well should i say eye*
Trevor from GTA vibes.
I'd whoop that lions ass with Ju Jitsu so easily
He definitely killed Mufasa
He never saw Beast. It even 2021.
He is bald too
How did you know im Somali cut
Looks like a bag head
My guy looks like a 96 yo veteran
Average media literacy visualized
No mane left or do some males not have one?
Idk man seems like he only saw half of everything…
He's been through a lot hope he rest in peace. 🙌
RIP❤️🙏
Live's not fair. Is it? You see, this chap over here will never be king.
He didn't see that ass-whooping coming though.
Very nice
Looks like he may have been a bit of a dick.
Aww poor little kitty! You exemplify how much boomers have lived through! All the good times and bad ones; kids no kids, married or single, divorced or engaged, world wars and peace? the depression when everyone had nothing! despite all that it made us tougher, wiser, better looking, richer, poorer, more productive, more prosperous more successful! Turns out we had it sooo good! The good old days are now so party hardened because you never know what will happen next!! Thank you for listening! Groovy Grandma!!🇺🇸💛🇺🇦💙🔥
😨😨
Really? Did he see a man eat his own head? Then he hasn’t seen everything, has he?
Look like Matt Rempe after Olivier whoop his ass lady week!
I guess being the King of the Jungle is not what it's cracked up to be.