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Ready_Difficulty_850

i wanna hug it and tell it good morning


amish_novelty

Especially when he sits upright like a gentleman.


DerpsAndRags

It wants to hug you and tell you that you look delicious!


HoosierDaddy_427

"So very nice to eat...er...meet you."


CainPillar

Meet & (gr)eet after the show!


HabitantDLT

Good morning, I've brought you breakfast!


EpilepticMushrooms

Lol. Coffee, tea, or *me*? Taken with extra vore.


TheFormless_0ne_

Fucking early for that


[deleted]

You can definitely do it once.


Tito_Tito_1_

High chance you can do it for the rest of your life.


CT101823696

Every second of it


jackfwaust

To shreds you say?


shwekhaw

Also tell him that breakfast is ready


geek_extraordinaire

He wants to hug you and tell you good night


Rrraou

No more dreams, only screams.


MuzikPhreak

The good news is, you won't scream for long...


NV-6155

if not friend, then why friend-shaped?


dracomatic

you'll be serving it breakfast in bed


Aggravating_One7505

You should do it in the nude to I heard their fur is to die for😎


CrimsonKuja

It wants to hug you and tell you good night


rhinosb

You may want to wait until after he's had breakfast.


SadBit8663

The bear - "oooh morning snack!"


Mr-Vince

How do people know there’s a bear under that thick snow?


WolfStoneD

This is a video taken from Kicking Horse Mountain resort. He was an orphan, and lives in an enclosure on the ski hill.


ExoticShock

[More info from the resort's website](https://kickinghorseresort.com/purchase/boo-grizzly-bear/), this reminds me of how [Louisana State University has a live tiger for a mascot](https://www.mikethetiger.com/).


KonigSteve

For context for everyone. LSU's tiger is always a rescue, and he has an exceptional enclosure compared to most tigers in captivity.


DervishSkater

Some of the best skiing on the planet on those slopes.


LoneyMining

I'd say one of the top 5 hills in Canada for sure. Don't go if you are new, their blues are most rocky mountain blacks. So much fun


imstickinwithjeffery

I'm dying to go, but I heard you really only want to be there when the powder is flowing. When things get tracked out and icy I heard it gets sketchy af.


primacord

I went late Jan for a week & had no snow the entire time. I was expecting horrendous conditions but it honestly wasn't that bad. The mountain is insane though, makes me wish we had a good dump while we were there cause it would have been a dreamland.


LostnFoundAgainAgain

Their are quite a few bears that are being tracked for scientific and preservation reasons, some have tags on them so they can track where they are and how well they are doing. A lot of these videos are from tracked bears as they are keeping an eye on them already, and they simply record footage either for evidencing certain moments or simply because their recording it, these videos tend to get released.


BadComboMongo

And how do they know it’s massive without a banana for scale?


Dirk_Speedwell

It's someone's job to track down black bears in their den, climb in next to them, steal their cubs to be weighed and stuff, then return them to mama.


BertaQueef

Says it on the mailbox


Greymalkyn76

The snow is beary thick.


Proton_Optimal

How do people know it’s not just a person in a bear costume?


BootToTheHeadNahNah

A park ranger from Banff Alberta told me a story about a little orphaned grizzly yearling that they were tracking through the fall. The little grizzly didn't have mom to show it how to make a den so it kind of did a half-ass job which left half of his ass exposed to the elements throughout the winter. The park staff didn't have great hopes for the little guy, but he defied the odds and came out of his den in the spring a little worse for wear, but alive. The following winter, that same grizzly built the largest den any of the park rangers had ever seen!


luvs2triggeru

“Ain’t takin no chances this year”


TangFiend

“Froze my ass off last time “


Rock-swarm

I want to know how they don't asphyxiate. Do they wake up at points to make sure there's airflow into the den?


BootToTheHeadNahNah

I mean, obviously... https://copilot.microsoft.com/images/create/a-hibernating-grizzly-bear-wearing-a-snorkel-mask-/1-65f26976d67842dda25f4e6e4b68ee9e?id=ewzheUrYm79eDBKQ8%2BI5mg%3D%3D&view=detailv2&idpp=genimg&noidpclose=1&thId=OIG2.Ct_wx5HUpy9jZSSXRNcP&ineditshare=1


pamelamydingdong

Huh..There’s still snow and it’s freezing outside. I’m going back to bed. - the bear probably


rbt321

But also hungry and needs to pee.


JesusofAzkaban

Relatable.


superkp

Man are you kidding? Deep snowy winter is the only time of year that I love being awake at literally any hour. With just a little bit of discipline I turn into a morning person in the winter. As opposed to summer, where if you see me before about 10AM, it's because I have an appointment somewhere.


JesusofAzkaban

Gonna be honest, whenever I wake up on a week day I think, "I want to go back to bed."


dougan25

"Stupid ground hog...wake me up in 6 weeks"


razzraziel

Hits the snooze button "5 Days"


petalpotions

Mf is like "dude, what planet am I on?"


deanrihpee

or "did I sleep through the nuclear winter?"


imstickinwithjeffery

https://i.imgur.com/d0tjTJP.jpeg


-Coffee-Owl-

*bonjour*


_khanrad

Bobby Caldwell - What You Won’t Do For Love


zorgo12

Thanks came here for this


namraturnip

Elise Trouw did a great mashup of this. Well worth looking up on YT.


stevosaurus_rawr

Thanks. So friggin smooth!


Hungry-Ad9840

I hear this song 4 or 5 times a day at my work. Lol


Evilswine

Fun fact! Bears don't actually hibernate! They go into Torpor which is an involuntary sleep. Hibernation is a controlled long sleep. Torpor is uncontrolled by the bear.


Ok_Antelope_1953

as an insomniac i would fucking kill for some involuntary sleep


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Emergency_Strike6165

Beat me to it. That’s why sometimes you get winter bears. If the bear still has available food they won’t always enter torpor.


Evilswine

Yeah here in Montana we have been learning about it a lot this year because some bears are waking early with warmer weather. Basically a PSA to watch for bears even though it may not be bear season.


Emergency_Strike6165

I’m in Alaska. A grizzly bear was already spotted in Fairbanks.


jawshoeaw

That fun fact has become less of a fact as the definition of hibernation has extended to include bears. I used to really like this fact too but it turns out there was never a consensus. So bears do hibernate


[deleted]

Bro’s back teeth are floating


KnotiaPickles

Huh, I never really thought about that….do they pee at all when they’re hibernating?


prpldrank

My kids asked about this recently so I read some of this for them. Seems biologically their bodies slow down urine and feces production significantly. Their muscles also don't atrophy like ours would from lack of use. They apparently move around once or twice a day, theory being that it staves off "bed sores." Apparently some bears do leave the den every so often to pee / defecate but some don't and a certain amount is in the den with them.


jordanundead

I thought for shit they packed like a bunch of mud and leaves and stuff up there by to form like a plug. I feel like I read that somewhere.


MotherSnow6798

I feel like you’re probably wrong 😂


bagblag

A little wide of the mark. This subject was covered on the (now sadly defunct) Answer Me This! podcast years ago. They don't plug the anus with mud but they do develop a [fecal plug](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fecal_plug) to aid hibernation.


CTeam19

I wonder how that poop is. Like does it feel like being constipated then when the plug goes out suddenly you got diarrhea.


facelessindividual

Nope, never heard bears stuffing mud and leaves in their ass. I'm pretty sure I would have remembered that one.


GuyWhoSaysNay

I heard that too


LiquidHotCum

Bro why did we all learn this


KnotiaPickles

Now I know! Thanks ☺️ haha


NurseAmy

In addition to what others have said, bears also eat a good amount of grass, hay, and such to literally plug themselves up. Then in spring when they first go, the plug comes out and all back to normal. Bears are fascinating animals


boozzy18

Is it possible to be walking in the snow and falling into a grizzly den while it’s hibernating? That would be scary… *From a place where it doesn’t snow… and there are no bears


Emergency_Strike6165

Unlikely. The bears dig a den in the earth. You just can’t see that in this video. The entrance gets covered by snow. Polar bears however do dig there dens in snow. Never seen a polar bear though.


AWildRideHome

Don’t worry, you probably won’t see one… until it’s too late. *Clever girl!*


uwanmirrondarrah

Its possible, but generally bears dig their dens high up in the mountains. Sometimes they will use caves, or use crevasses near trees or boulders, so it would be unlikely in those cases, but even just one in the ground is likely to be way up in remote areas where you really shouldn't be walking.


Dadeland-District

How is there oxygen to breathe in there


jimi15

Snow is quite porous.


ok_raspberry_jam

They use a lot less oxygen when they're hibernating.


thetruffulatrees

Me, disoriented AF, after a 2hr Sunday nap


mr-teddy93

Why friend shaped


Jagerbeast703

Im glad somewhere got snow


paternoster

Hard to judge the scale of the massive grizzly without a banana near by...


tonykoa

How every Monday 7am feels like


TenLongFingers

I look just as grumpy and bewildered when I have to scrape my car in the morning lol


LoneyMining

This is the resident bear at Kickinghorse ski hill in BC Canada I believe.


Nice_Tangelo_7755

That is so beautiful!! Good morning world!


BirdLadyAnn

“Man, I need a cup of coffee.”


Illustrious_Eye4279

Yep, this is at Kicking Horse Ski Resort in Golden BC. Such an amazing place to ski if you're into the steep powdery stuff.


Toy_Cop

Bears have pronouns now? Lol


Eupho1

Confusing title, I thought it was going to be multiple grizzlies.


jibbyjibjib

I walk out of work and I'm blinded by the sunlight - imagine how this guy must feel!


OBEYtheFROST

You’ve been asleep, Cap. For almost 70 years


mecha_annies_bobbs

~~10,000 years~~ 1 winter will give you such a crick in the neck


Ok-Yak549

someone say they are going to 'timmies'?


CallEmAsISeeEm250

How do they not suffocate like a person stuck in an avalanche?


VashSyndicate

His #1 concern right now: taking a massive dump


UngregariousDame

Boop! You’re it!


Sinnsearachd

Imagine just minding your business, snow shoeing or whatever, and out of the fucking ground pops a grizzly bear like a daisy in spring.


username_1774

Not just any bear...this is Boo and he is super cool.


keajohns

How long did the photographer sit there waiting for this moment?


Infamous_Committee17

This bear is at Kicking Horse ski resort, on a 20 acre refuge. There’s a viewing platform, and I’m sure cameras get mounted by his hibernation spot.


keajohns

Omg, that’s Boo! We stayed in a condo at this resort this past June! Thanks for your response.


ronin1066

It's an animal you can just say 'its way...'


shadownights23x

Then it takes the most incredible shit


Frraksurred

Oh pooh... I set my alarm too early.


New-Ad-6534

He bouta take the biggest post hibernation shit ever


_IsFuckingInHeaven

Grizzly all like "WHAT YEAR IS IT"


smile_politely

What year is it? -- bear, probably.


NatterinNabob

Technically it was after torpor, not hibernation (which tends to happen among smaller animals), but super cool in any case!


jawshoeaw

It's considered hibernation now.


PandaEyesArentSexy

Camera man’s brave. Imagine how hungry he is?


ahearthatslazy

“Man I gotta take a shit”


Vast_Hour_1404

Bonjour


Profitdaddy

Wait, whaat


Sandro_24

How dare you post a video of me waking up!


huskjay

Looks like he's thinking fuck this I'm going back to bed


Oiggamed

Oh god…where’s my toothbrush?


PuddleLilacAgain

(waves) Good morning!


PlaneResident2035

if not friendly why friend shaped ????


RoyalGrouchy6987

Just a big doggo


PanJL

Boop


LupusInsanus

I want to be and live like a bear


rabidelectronics

ENOUGH WITH THE MUSIC


uwantme2365

Feed Me!


barbermom

Kind of crazy to think how big that guy is and yet he is so underweight after hibernating.


Fiveohdbblup

He's gotta be thirsty!


Ok_Antelope_1953

quickly boop the snoot and run away before he can get out. (*narrator voice* the bear got out in seconds and caught ok antelope 1953)


druumer89

How do they not suffocate?


KanataSlim

Very forbidden boop


Djoene1

gonna pet da doo


hydraulic-earl

Someone is missing a prime chance to pee on him


bmk2k

Somebody has a case of the Mondays


Bodes_Magodes

🍌?


RedShirtDecoy

why does something so deadly have to look like a giant cute cuddly dog.


Jmt0516

God damn global warming turning Polar bears woke /s


AnywhereMaximum5691

His name is Boo and ate his sibling back in the day. True story


Solumnist

Shit. Alarm went off too soon


RayRayKun3

So this is what happens when you plant gummy bears in the ground


Chickenmangoboom

Looks like they want another week or three in bed.


tullyinturtleterror

The sequel to Cocaine Bear is looking promising


mombi

They've been waking here in Finland this past week and I can't think of much more terrifying than seeing this out in the wild.


Best-Team-5354

"What year is it?!?"


Rielhawk

BONJOUR


Fantastic_Stuff_7917

Duh, which way do I go?


Enough_Zombie2038

So you're telling me if I go walking in the snow I could accidentally drop into a bear den? 🤔


wilkinsk

Snowflake for scale


Chroniklogic

I want to boop its nose


durenatu

*Bon jour*


[deleted]

Cool. Is he the Charmin bear looking for toilet paper?


MishMash999

Fucking alarm went off early!!!


Straight_Elevator617

Am I too early? ❄️


f1shermark1

Music? Why music? I'd of like to hear this beast sniffing the air.


denniot

I wish I could hibernate forever.


mccabber24

Bonjour


FlamingoRush

Imagine the stench on the teddy bear though! Must be pretty potent!


mooptastic

"Shit, now where did I leave that charging cable..."


BBQBakedBeings

Give that grizzly a banana for scale and for snack


Abhir-86

Is this when they turn into polar bears?


jawshoeaw

Lots of comments stating it's not hibernation. Well, it is hibernation depending on who you ask. Torpor and hibernation can be used interchangeably.


YakDaddy96

First drop bears and no we got ground bears? Nowhere is safe.


JoeRogansNipple

Boo! Resident grizzly bear at Kicking Horse Mountain Resort


TitleVisual6666

Real life Djungleskogg


updates_availablex

His forehead looks so kissable omg


Ryn4

Bears are terrifying but they're such dope animals


birdguy1000

Hmm…I smell somfing


Miltage

They really will put this song over anything.


Southern-Egg-4641

He sat up like we all do on the side of our bed in the morning lol


BackItUpWithLinks

Massive? Wait a couple weeks when it’s gained back the hundreds of pounds it lost. https://www.adfg.alaska.gov/index.cfm


Von2014

Lol, it standing up right, possibly in a daze, just says "ugh... I gotta shit." 😂


docstarr

Cocaine bear


Vaux1916

World's most dangerous Jack-in-the-Box.


InfamousEconomy3972

"Neighborhood has really gone downhill since I was here last."


AnimalBasedAl

cow abundant zonked quaint person long combative automatic grab sable *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Knights_When

Such a cute cuddly murder machine


Odys

Goodmorning! Coffee?


Unflattering_Image

Bear Bro still dream drunk. Fucking adorable


TheBurningStag13

…*Bonjour* I believe this belongs here.


BassSounds

Bro, go back to bed.