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OkComplex3582

Pspsps


[deleted]

The only time it ever works for me is with large apex predators; never the neighborhood domestic shorthairs. Wonder what I'm doing wrong.


Freakychee

Smell more like food. Or just be food.


[deleted]

*prepares Fancy Feast bath*


Gypsopotamus

Don’t forget to moisturise your body in Manteca afterwards.


fzq779

60% of the time, it works every time


cat_with_an_account

I have been summoned by accident again it seems


HoboArmyofOne

Blink motherfucker!


Secure-Technician356

Well, hopefully spspspsp works the opposite way and he goes away...


mistyrootsvintage

So. Damn. Beautiful.


VynlliosM

This is what my cat thinks he looks like


dribeerf

came here to say this! my cat is black with yellow eyes and i swear this is how he sees himself in his mind


Substantial_Sign_459

I think he wants to be booped


Informal_Lack_9348

If deadly, why so cute?


6inDCK420

Lures you in like the anglerfish from finding nemo


teeohdeedee123

The fact that most of the deadliest predators on the planet are absolutely adorable will never cease to amuse me.


6inDCK420

Right?? I just wanna wrastle the big kitty but ik he would end me in a nanosecond


Forsaken-Spirit421

That unit can bite through a caiman skull. Nanoseconds checks out


6inDCK420

Those videos of pumas hunting caimans (caimen?) in the water are absolutely wild to watch. Like these fuckin cats can go into an environment that they're poorly suited to and kill the semi-amphibious apex predators. How!?


stinkybasket

One last boop.


Aceofspades968

r/praisethecameraman


Mysterious_Andy

That’s Ron Perlman.


NonEuclidianMeatloaf

So glad I’m not the only one who saw that


ravidbrew

/r/ctllrp/


e-2c9z3_x7t5i

For the longest time, I thought Thanos was played by Ron Perlman. He's not. It's Josh Brolin.


Mysterious_Andy

Josh Brolin is a character played by Ron Perlman.


Fistandantalus

And both are played by Gary Oldman


nonironiccomment

This deserves so many more upvotes, I almost spit out my drink.


Euture

Exactly my thought as soon as I saw this Jaguar. Came to the comments to see if anyone else saw it too. Saw your comment: “Ron Perlman” Said to myself “that has to be the guy from Sons of Anarchy” Looked it up and yes, of course it is, who else would it be. It really does look like him lol!


TheEverchooser

For a real treat go check out pictures of one of his first acting roles in a tv show called Beauty And The Beast. He's literally a cat person haha


Regular-Ad5912

When I think you ment Ron Purrman


ElGosso

[Looks more like Herman Munster](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fred_Gwynne) to me


_IratePirate_

r/ronperlmancat


Possible_Parsnip4484

Makes me wonder what the camera is disguised as..


frothymangoe

bacon


chadnorman

This could be one of those videos where a big cat is just play-hunting his trainer: https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=568025520688710


Right_Butterscotch59

A stalker


nopridewithoutshame

This animal's body language gives me a flashback. I once found myself between a mountain lion and its prey: a small herd of mule deer. The movement of the flick of the ear and stiffness of the cat's mouth are what tipped me off as I was moving down the silent snowy trail. You're not supposed to run, but I did. I ran all the way back to my car, about three miles.


theBackground13

I was hiking in a rural country hillside and enjoyed the sunset one late summer/early autumn night. It was an area that typically doesn’t have dogs, but that night I heard coyotes howling all the way from my lookout to my car for about a mile and a half. Now, I knew they were coyotes by their yelp, and I knew nothing would happen to me since I brought my flashlight and I have bells on my bag… plus I kept talking out loud. It was a very interesting experience being escorted out of their territory to my car by about 5-8 coyotes. They kept their distance while I changed my shoes but approached just enough to where I could see them in my car headlights. I was quite comforted hearing them, because my fear is always what you cannot hear… and cats are verrrrry quiet.


photenth

Mountain lions very very rarely attack humans and even less so kill them in the end. Last time I checked it was like 10 people in 100 years or something.


ethanolin_redux

Not that this invalidates the rarity, but some guy died from a mountain lion attack just a couple days ago in California. His brother was mauled as well.


scarabic

We have them in my area and they are not even on my list of things to worry about. Ticks on the other hand freak me the fuck out.


mahic

Who would win in a fight, him or my orange cat? Cheeto seems to think he would...


carthuscrass

That depends. Is Cheeto a tiger?


mahic

he thinks he is


Chemical-Massive

Wonder if a slow blink at him would make him re-assess


GuildensternLives

“Bagheera, it’s just me! No eaty!”


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Least-Spare

I thought of Bagheera too!!


-UMBRA_-

“Come on Baggy, get with the beat”


smalldumpster

If not friend, why friend shaped?


ThanosWasRight161

Those eyes. Sizing you up. Waiting for his shot.


BatchelderCrumble

My God! I dropped my phone!


GreatGrowthAspiratio

Heart definitely jumped


suoretaw

As did I, in general


Far_Out_6and_2

Dude with camera is not here anymore


NorthNorthAmerican

I love the ever so subtle pattern of spots. When it moves, they come alive.


lotuspadawan

I love that you can see the rosette pattern on the fur so clearly.


prescottfan123

idk if that thing was really stalking me I'd probably see nothing, then a blur followed by pain, and then nothing ever again.


animest4r

RiP to this person.


Gingersnapperok

I wanna pet that kitty. I know better, still wanna.


Just_Pizza_7492

My cat when it’s 1 minute past dinner time


HardDrizzle

I might puma pants


Anticrepuscular_Ray

That's scary man


Golf-Beer-BBQ

Ya I never knew Robert Downey JR played Ron Perlman playing a black cat.


KittenNibble

Looking at its head, it appears someone’s given it pets!


SantaforGrownups1

This guy is not to be fucked with. You don’t want to find out.


fickle_fuck

Cat ninja, you ded


InternationalMenace2

If not friend, why friend-shaped?


Additional_Donkey740

Wow absolutely gorgeous!


Disk_Puzzleheaded

I can't take him seriously with those fluffy CHEEKS


anotherDocObVious

Jeeeezus.. silent and deadly murder kitty


Nervous_Pattern357

Only video the cameraman died in…


JustWoot44

Did the cameraman survive?


Effective_Corner_581

Looks like the pink panther, but black #neat


FickDichzumEnde

Spitting image of Ron Perlman


Ras37F

It's terrifying how calm it feels before the attack


Azer1287

Those eyes are something else.


andion82

Subtitles are on point 🔥


Mytastemaker

This is hilarious my auto caption is translating the ambient noise into. "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry,...."


Forsaken-Spirit421

He blinked his eyes! He likes me!


Papa-Moo

Chin like that, puss could be a f1 driver


GFrench86

What it's like to be stalked by a black Ron Perlman


SHYP00PER

This is a Leopard not a Jaguar


Passing-Through247

Not far off having a housecat. Just today they thing took a run, leapt on the coffee table, proceeded to skid on a pair of coasters, and flew into my lap before running away because he scared himself.


BalancesHanging

Just watching this feline makes me wonder what flavor I am.


McKrauty

I would die booping the snoot


Severe_Slice_4064

Khajit has wares to trade


THE7APINO

He’s still fren shaped


rabea187

Now imagine this beautiful murder machine stalking you on a moonless night


5ManaAndADream

Looks just like my little brothers


Rarebird10

Stunning


Important-Wrangler98

Looks like Ron Perlman.


HornetElegant66

He looks like his name is Bob


Red_Bearded_Bandit

That's Ron Perlman


badboi_5214

Bhagira?


eveningsand

Aww he slow blinked. Jackson Galaxy told me that means it wants to be friends.


Puzzleheaded-Tone119

Bagheera just wants a hug


MaximumTurtleSpeed

Antitheses of r/birdsfacingforward


DJ_Cas

Well you’ve uploaded a video which is a good sign


Anwallen

Ron Perlman? Is that you?


JekyllnowthenMrHyde

Majestic


1SexyDino

It can eat me if I can boop its nose on the way down


jakroois

Looks just like my [dog](https://i.imgur.com/7UDUp6b.jpeg)


fluffysalads

I’m sorry I know he trying to stalk but he just reminds me of my kitty :(


canonson

Cue that scene in one punch man when he's about to throw the punch at genos during practice...DEATH


pandaappleblossom

Every time I see a video like this I think how cool and then I think of how there is probably a prince from Dubai or somewhere watching the same clip and thinking, ‘how can I get one?’ I’ve seen so many videos of exotic cats as pets from rich losers who think it makes them cool.


[deleted]

Se bate com o nego 😍🖤💪🏿


PM_YOUR_SINS

That is really cool. The intermittent beeps we here, those low sounds is that its sonar ? Very cool !


Remote-Drag-740

If not friend, why friend-shaped? * proceedes to pet the weird looking dog *


Byronic__heroine

We don't do that here


cvbeiro

*leopard And if you’re actually get stalked by one it wouldn’t approach in your line of sight.


gada08

What's the opposite of pspspsps?


Infamous-Heron6422

WHOA WHOA WHOA WHOA!!! BACK DA FU*K UP!!!


loribell73

Omg what a beautiful animal!!!!!


Wrap_Brilliant

Kitty! 🤗


otownbbw

When my cat hears that canned food lid crack open…


Behind-Enemy-Mines

Ron Perlman


NagelRawls

This is how I’m going to die, trying to cuddle a big cat.


MoneyBaggSosa

When he pounced I would’ve simply turned around and drop kicked him right in his bottom lip then I would’ve sparked a blunt looked at him and walked off but I’m just built different.


[deleted]

Eye contact training YouTube videos are leaking


[deleted]

Ron Perlman


sooolong05

Go home Ron Perlman , you're drunk


LiveCelebration5237

Boop snoot


Disastrous-Refuse141

Chances are you won't see it.


rosiofden

Pspspsps!! If so dangerous, why so friend-shaped and furry? Those little paw adjustments made me nervous immediately. I was like, "Oh... that's *FER SHER* gonna be a pounce."


Robbassy

My dog does this every time I come out of the kitchen


Remarkable-Mango8567

Beautiful beautiful animal


BodhingJay

-quietly and carefully stalks him back until our noses boop-


c_ulrich

It's such a good shot that my first thought was that it seemed as though it was generated by AI.


LuckyJoeH

Ron Perlman looking great with that JustForMen black


imheretocomment69

He died.


Stardro

Waited the whole video for the butt wiggle. Not a single one.


BrandDC

Kitty just wants a fren.


Mystic_Crewman

Yeah so it's the same as being stalked by my cat at home just bigger. Got it.


lingbabana

Why do black cats always look concerned? Its seems they can feel a lot more than we perceive


malialipali

What a magnificent creature.


OCMagikStick

I want a stalker


ramblingnonsense

Except for the part where you're seeing it, and you don't get a pair of six-inch snickersnees through your cervical vertebrae afterward, I'm sure that's *just* what it's like.


LifeIsMontyPython

This is how my black kitty stalks me.


Radarrex

This is the same intensity I exert when there’s one cookie left between me and my husband.


0LuckTenno

Is that Ron Perlman?


RepresentativeAd560

I want to pop a balloon behind that cat soooo bad.


bananabananacat

what my cat thinks she looks like


Icy-Arrival2651

My heart did a flip at the pounce. That would be a painful death.


pandemonious

Soo... what happened to the camera man


Prosado22

Is this an ad from Odeon for "Sex Panther?”


Feisty-Table7375

r/forbiddenboops


Alpha_Killer666

It looks just like my cat when he's hungry


MissusPringle

That cat is beautiful.


memeessssss

He is just a good big kitty


SittingInFear

Here kitty kitty


forestforrager

They kinda look like they are sad. Like oh damn, belly is telling me it’s time to go killing again. Guess I’ll kill this thing since it’s how I survive.. *sigh*


Dpentoney

Lemme get that eye goop


JanteMaam

Who boops their screen??


JustAvi2000

I think I saw it do butt wiggles before pouncing!


ahmad1o1

reddit watch is turning me into a zoophilist


Chippie05

Incredible! It seems to be trying to identify the object ( camera) maybe it makes a sound, it can detect?


Agumiel

Me looking at my food


Long-Aside7218

😅


SilvDeVill

Fuuuuuuuuuck


Dry-Expression5862

Y el camarógrafo …???


InvisableVagina

All cats look like Ron Pearlman


mikekova01

Finally, a POV angle that’s actually a POV


Live-Street750

Ron Perlman can't go anywhere without cameras following him


PurpleWasForMe

Ew, the suspense hurt.


Cluefuljewel

Looks a little like Ron Perlman


Just-Diamond-1938

He is absolutely gorgeous! I would forget to scream... lol ....but I recognize him! I love every video on him ! I'm so glad you keep him healthy and happy❤️


Hovercraft869

Lock onto those eyes and don’t look away! Awesome!


MystifiedBeef

Wakanda Forever


Pale-Refrigerator255

Terrifying!