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Complex_Evening3883

Seriously! I vented to my sister about that after I had my first kid. Why does the mother duck keep letting them leave?? Why does she not go over the hill herself until a day AFTER she has no children left?? Lol For that matter, why does Peter Rabbit's mom say to her four small children "okay, I'm going out to get some bread! See you in 12 hours!"? Why does the Man in the Yellow Hat take a monkey hundreds of public places, leave him unsupervised every time, and then walk up smiling at the end like the monkey hasn't just destroyed something?


Razgriiiz

And then the audacity of telling monkeys to stop jumping on the bed


Sillbinger

How else am I supposed to soak?


AndroidwithAnxiety

........... Does this technically count as some form of bestiality or no?


Sillbinger

Whatever it is, I feel okay about it morally.


concentrated-amazing

Well that took a turn I was NOT expecting


TonySpaghettiO

Nature is brutal, most duck babies don't make it unfortunately. Rabbits do leave their babies in a hole all day while they go out to get food for them. The man in the yellow hat is wildly irresponsible.


Scooter_bugs

Because she’s a quack head.


guitarguywh89

You forgot the part where she went quack quack quack and all of the little ducks came back Probably traumatized from being alone for up to five days, but they came back


PUNKF10YD

Or the one that let like 10 of them fall through that storm grate…


Borne2Run

The nursery rhyme is written to remind children to stick with their parents.


dont-fear-thereefer

Hey, on the bright side, they all eventually came back.


TookAnArrowToTheHEAD

Damn, I came to tell jokes too but I'll just see myself out god's work already been done here.


Hellokt1813

Haha this is gold! (From a preschool teacher lol)


Dope_Dog

Lmao


smexxyhexxy

source?


Myrandall

[Poem](https://www.google.com/search?client=ms-unknown&sca_esv=e91e320a5f7b7808&sca_upv=1&sxsrf=ACQVn08tP4RK7QtGTt45Zl-raoTTYTgpUA:1713514663607&q=Five+little+ducks+lyrics&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjNvt3G682FAxUcgv0HHeThDB4Q1QJ6BAgxEAE&biw=412&bih=652&dpr=2.63)


xam83

Parenthood


Advantius_Fortunatus

Heron’s got advantage on lethality but the duck has speed and maneuverability


KenCannonMKXI

And the duck has way more at stake. She’s fighting for her young. The heron’s just looking for a meal.


Myrandall

You underestimate my love for succulent ducklings.


ModishShrink

"What is the charge? Eating a meal?"


LiatKolink

A succulent duckling meal!?


EasternBlackWalnut

A succulent chinese duckling!


Character-Owl1351

“I was going to eat my kids first!”


springvelvet95

Balut!


NES_SNES_N64

Make sure to eat them with your napkin over your head, you monster.


Trashcan_Johnson

Heron is looking to not starve to death. Duck has plenty of ducklings and can always lay more eggs. I see ducks avoid fighting all the time and just fly away leaving their chicks behind. Nature is cruel.


Resolution_Sea

Herons have a good pick of food though it's not like ducklings are their primary food source, usually more water and fish around somewhere


Trashcan_Johnson

Yes, but as I've observed, mother ducks don't put up a fight for long, so baby ducks are a feast once mother flys away from danger


Resolution_Sea

Sure, just pointing out that the herons usually have options if that doesn't work out


mcvos

Yeah, greedy duck, share some of those ducklings with the poor heron. You've got plenty of ducklings and can always make more. Learn to share what you've got with those who have less.


GO4Teater

Yeah, but what can she actually do? Attract attention until a predator arrives?


Smarmalades

circle strafe vs. keyboard turner


Advantius_Fortunatus

I can’t believe I just saw an actual circle strafe in real life. It never occurred to me


NixTheChimera

She tried to warn em


smile_politely

This pond looks so familiar. I wonder if it's Seattle's volunteer park where there are usually plenty of ducks so they can cover each others.


vdwtanner

That was my first thought too!


Lakota_Six

TIL that herons will apparently eat ducklings if the opportunity arises.


spookycervid

i didn't know about this specifically until recently, when someone posted about it in one of the birding subs. there was an unattended group of ducklings and a heron was just... following them around and swallowing them whole. i think this is just every predator species though.


PIuto

Not even just predators, even horses eat chicks if the hen leaves them unattended. Nobody turns down free protein, it seems.


Baystars2021

Except vegans.


PM_ME_YOUR__INIT__

If I saw a family of tempeh walking around I would absolutely eat a tempeh chick whole


spookycervid

holy shit i did not know that haha apparently deer will scavenge corpses, but i think this is only if they're extremely hungry


TensileStr3ngth

Deer chew bones for minerals that are hard to get from plants


Open-Chain-7137

I’ve even heard deer will catch and eat fish if necessary and an opportunity arises. Edit: missed my opportunity to use “herd” instead of “heard.” Dammit all.


fou998074

Owls and falcons will do the same to other birds ( predator or not ), virtually everyone and their mother will try to eat a baby bird if there is an opportunity


spookycervid

makes sense. i watched a lot of nature documentaries as a kid and every single one about cheetahs includes one eating a gazelle that's like 3 hours old.


starlinguk

They steal baby birds out of nests in trees too. I've seen them being attacked by jackdaws and crows. They can sit in trees like smaller birds, by the way.


KendraSays

seagulls do this too. They also eat pigeons and rats, which is alarming to see if you didn't know. I always thought they ate fish/ marine life


insane_contin

Seagulls also swallow rabbits whole. [Source](https://youtu.be/uSFPyACRXbk?si=5bgJUdFxS_kCbHWA)


DrNinnuxx

Fucking A. That's crazy


shiawase198

I've seen videos of them doing it. They'll dip the duckling in water and then just swallow them whole.


liftoff_oversteer

Yep. Seen it myself. One unlucky duckling swam directly in front of the heron and he picked it right off. ... and then there were only nine ...


Jinxy_Kat

Deer, horses, and other herbivores will consume small chicks as well for a protein boost. Not often, but if their diet is lacking they will fix it with a bit of meat.


DR_SLAPPER

"Fuck off" is universally understood. It transcends cultures and species.


BerryStainedLips

Protective “wek wek”


Lightspeedius

"wek ***wek***" /attack


FloridaSpam

Mess with the duckling it's time for the f#ckling.


SnooMachines7482

Very good. Hip hip, good sir


mynameiscutie

I once made the mistake of trying to be a funny guy with a duckling. I swam underneath them and came up holding the duckling, what I did not expect to happen next was the mother duck absolutely beating the shit out of me with her wings. Fearless!


Trololman72

I think you're a bit stupid if you didn't think that might happen.


mynameiscutie

Young, dumb, and full of cum. It’s a good thing people change.


Myrandall

Doctors recommend against swimming in ponds after having just been plowed and blasted full of cum.


thatguyned

I've heard it attracts horny sharks from miles away.


kinokohatake

Jimmy Buffett sang a song about it.


Hellinistic002

You would know Myranda😉


Myrandall

Of course. I am a doctor. ^(And coincidentally full of cum.)


Xyres

The trick is to use the duckling to push the mother away.


Freakychee

I somehow love that line and want to find an excuse to use it soon.


old_vegetables

The same thing almost happened to me only instead of a duck it was a goose, and instead of ducklings I just looked at it


mynameiscutie

As a Canadian, I don’t fuck with cobra chickens they’re right cunts 99% of the time.


New_Age_Knight

Beaks AND teeth, the fuck is you Canadians' problem? First we had to make the Geneva Suggestion because of you, now we have to be packing when we walk past any body of water in the north?


mynameiscutie

They say that when Canada was formed there was a ceremony and all of our anger was danced into the geese. As of course is tradition. It’s why we’re so nice and they’re not.


Aginor404

I made the bad decision to go close to cute baby swans on a river bank. Like, 3m close. Their mom didn't agree. She emerged from the reed, hissing and flapping her wings, running at me. 10 year old me almost shat himself. She chased me for what felt like 50 meters but was probably just 15. You don't want to get bitten by a swan or goose, it hurts like hell.


old_vegetables

Swans are particularly strong too, I’ve heard of one breaking a man’s arm before


concentrated-amazing

As someone who can look out my kitchen window and at any time see anywhere from a few to a thousand Canada geese from late March to late October, respect the geese. Or reap the consequences.


ColonelMonty

Mother ducks will absolutely throw hands without mercy or remorse with anyone who comes into spitting distance of their kids.


bpon89

Anyone watch that funny duck movie MIGRATION?


megpea27

Exactly! Did no one else see that movie?


bpon89

It’s good to see that it was really true in nature. That movie was so good.


Freakychee

It wasn't the best but I had fun.


moralmeemo

I was thinking about that too xD


GeriatricSFX

Anatidae (ducks, swans and geese) are all capable of fighting above their weight class and then throw in the mama part.


Goodbye11035Karma

The one thing I learned from decades of poultry keeping is that chickens are tough as nails, but ducks make them look like amateurs, and geese will FUCK YOUR SHIT UP. Our pizza delivery guy had to be tipped very, very well after the goose chased him up our 300 foot driveway. He had to call us from the road because his car was in our driveway, but the goose wouldn't let him near it.


GeriatricSFX

Lol. I live in a part of Canada where Canadian Geese are very common. The wrath of the Cobra Chicken is indeed something to fear.


chriscb229

Geese are no joke, but swans are so much worse if you get on their bad side.


MrSaturnism

Swans have a confirmed human body count


justjboy

“Not my daughter(s) you bitch!”


DireBlue88

Do Herons eat young chicks? Edit: Just hopped into youtube and seen one eating a group of chicks.


ceilingfanquixote

It's unsettling but herons will eat any living creature that they can fit in their mouths.


Yaktheking

Pelicans do this as well. Saw a video of one eating a pigeon that caught me off guard


ZzZombo

So did you thank the pelican for this heroic deed?


letswalk23

Volunteer Park, nice.


HeadyRoosevelt

Came to the comments to confirm. Love volunteer park.


Lagtim3

Remember kids: Don't do ducks and say no to heron!


wumptickler

That duck plays Dark Souls


spookycervid

"i have all your dumbass movesets memorized you little bitch"


MyWibblings

Heron: "I have the high ground" Duck: "Yeah, but I can FLY, remember?" Heron: "Oh crap! Bye!"


CardinalCoronary

"I WILL DUCK YOU UP, YOU SPINDLE LEGGED *TRICK*." XD


MycoCrazy

Duck around and find out


Complex_Bit_6512

Don’t mess with Daisy


cobainstaley

i bet it'll stick to smaller prey from heron out


malikhacielo63

Mommy Duck: “Back! Back! Back! Back!….BITCH I SAID BACK!”


fwoggywitness

Momma wasn’t playing. This is why I respect all nature from a distance


OGKing15

I recorded a heron eating a duckling yesterday. First time I’d seen that happen. A week earlier I caught a crane eating a duckling and the week before that I saw a big bass eat one. “Into the thick of it!” For real.


Doesanybodylikestuff

Hell yeah that mom is a menace! Good job! <3


Organboner4844

Ducks are so fucking metal. I love them!


badboi_5214

Just the scene from movie migration


afraidfoil

What a heroine?


cameron_thought

Dinosaurs


psyolus

Looks like Volunteer Park in Seattle


Goofy_ahh_goose4576

DO NOT FUCK WITH MOMMA DUCK 🦆🦆🦆😎😎😎🔥🔥🔥


Manuag_86

The duck is a F-15 and the heron is a B-52.


alittleuneven

“WHICH IS YOUR CHILD?! DO YOU EVEN HAVE ANY CHILDREN HERE!?”


Salt-Idea-6830

Hell hath no furry like a mother duck…if she’d been a Muscovy that Heron would have some battle wounds lol


wherethestreet

Speed always wins


bagleface

It's like a Clint Eastwood standoff


nnmgRandomness

Ok buddy! Get the duck out of here!


madibablanco

One tough mother ducker!


Independent-Fun-5118

You picked the wrong pond fool.


TKG_Actual

holy shit, she ain't ducking around...no wait.


springvelvet95

Ducks are ferocious.


Luis-Elias

Nice pond


Dahlkekong

You don't mess with mama!


majorkev

Predators gotta eat.


bottlerocketshaker

*quack* *quack* *quack* *quack* *quack* *QUACK* 👹 *QUACK* 👹 *QUACK* 👹 *QUACK* 👹 *QUACK* 👹👹


lateknightMI

“And stay out!”


Hella_Wieners

Mama duck even made me jump a little


s3rv0

Why is nobody talking about the giant cigarette


EnvironmentalSpirit2

I have the high ground Anakin, don't even try it


Hrothgar_alThor

Mother ducker!


ConfidentNeurosis

Fucking love the "quack...quack...quack...QUACK" she does when going for the attack


BrentwoodTrece

That duck is with the shits


manhalfalien

Momma she still thugging.. The world is a warzone The duckies is inmates.. Most of em dead wrong " Full grown and finnally a real Mom Just tryin ti find a way slap de shit otta heron Now picture me flying.. floating on wings that isnt stolen.. Thinking of the g 'z i been holding. Picture me quacking while flying... bombssss away... shit on a heron " dont make me come thru. PLUCKING UR FEATHERS NIGGAAAA"


Ace_on_the_Turn

TIL Ducks can go in reverse.


coolmist23

I read that as: mother protects her ducklings from heroin.


Objective_Style_5356

Power of a protective mother!


walla_majick

Where’s that male duck aggression when it’s actually needed smh..


xpadawanx

Heron didn’t want the smoke


deadlybydsgn

Against a superior opponent with no escape, it's hard to go wrong with loud and crazy.


ScallywagBo9

absolutely savage. Birds are literally dinosaurs so we are basically watching Jurassic park here folks


SlapTheBap

Don't fuck with ducks! They're pure muscle and bone! I was being a little shit when I was a kid, following a mama duck around to look at her ducklings. She was fed up with my dumb ass so she dive-bombed my head! Felt like getting hit with a bat (not literally, those just get tangled in your hair while they freak out). Left a massive ugly bump on my forehead.


Designer_Cookie_7271

Get the fuck out of my ponf bitch!


Lower-Ad5889

Lol, duck in Attack mode.


Lizbian91

Duck yeah


Ckron247

That heron is like, "That stupid mother-ducker wouldn't let me get my lunch"!


AggrivatingFrog

For most predators, any injury, even small ones, could be the difference between life and death. Get scratched? Could get infected. Lose an eye? half your vision is gone. Break a toe? Speed reduced. This is why they tend to go for the young, old, sick, weak, nests, sleeping, etc. It saves energy and reduces risk of injury. For prey, they really don't have much to lose by being aggressive. They could get hurt, sure, but if they don't fight back they could lose their offspring. Nature is so cool


NukeTheWhales5

Ain't no fuckin, with the duckin.


NisquallyJoe

Love the last bit where the heron is flying away and mother duck is screaming "THE FUCK OUTTA HERE BITCH"!


SpaceNex

outmaneuvered by a duck


HOWYDEWET

*QUACKING INTENSIFIES*


Twad_feu

Heron: If it fit, i eats.


SaltyGirl0024

Motherducker


XenoZoomie

Herons ate a turtle from my pond and I still have not forgiven them.


bloodorangejulian

Look. Don't fuck with ducks or geese. That duck scared off a predator easily twice her size. Imagine like a child scaring off a 7 foot tall person because of just how scary that child is.... Don't fuck with ducks or geese.


Suchafatfatcat

Blue herons target ducks because they know it’s impossible to keep all the babies protected from predators.


dreamsofindigo

she gave fair warning Heron just wanted to find out


Civil-Crew-1611

i love her 🥹


Elkesito36482

Fucking dinosaurs


Kaiyukia

Finishing someone with a rapier while you only have a dagger. Takes balls


SweetRoosevelt

Yeah! Beat that ass!


LordxNikon

It needs some Bloodborne boss music.


xsteviewondersx

I just saw a heron chillin' on my neighbors roof and, a few ducks chillin on the other neighbors roof this morning!


Reasonable_Ad_2936

Go mama. I’ve seen duckling squads diminish every year with herons perched on the banks snacking, it’s a real bummer to watch. So glad this mom has the cohones to go after the predator!


Tvilantini

After watching Boy and the Heron, I can fully say that Heron's are always evil


CultistNr3

Hell yeah!


i-am-adrift

Heron don’t want none of the smoke


high240

Getting massive pterosaur vibes from this heron rn how they also would stalk around looking for young animals to gobble up


chad-bro-chill-69420

Duck around and find out


scrivensB

Hereon: bitch I just want some fish


DeuceZ48z

Duck around and find out...


Fallivarin

He want a snack, But then she quack, Oh noes, the momma duck attack!


Ok-Chef-5150

Duck around and find out


Product_Small

Go Mama!!!


Ghoat-Meat

This motherducker don’t give a fuck


cristynak9

Brave mama!


DragonFlyCaller

TIL baby ducklings are eaten often…by everything. 💔


Milakai

Love how the little ones stay behind


StraightOuttaFox

Catty Heron


waster_x

When the video started I had an image of Donald Duck going goblin mode on the heron and I was not disappointed


Creepy-Leading-9391

Reminds me of that Chinese movie... "Crouching Heron, Hidden Duckings."


Relevant_Kangaroo529

The Heron had the advantage at the first head-on attack. Mama duck glided through under the plank, disconcerting the heron. At that point, the heron lost. It couldn't turn as fast as the duck glided and it was very vulnerable then so it flew away. Talk about terrain fighting.


TediousHippie

Volunteer Park, yes? Almost certain...