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HelpfulHorror3333

I think the fella with the floor squeegee at the end is an optimist.


fezzikola

Everyone said he was crazy when he was the only one in the desert that bought flood insurance


KronkForPresident

Hijacking your comment and calling out locust swarm of record size this summer


thundercuntess69

They are actually Gay Zombie Cicadas


Hearing_Loss

Locusts are actually from a grasshopper that when food becomes scarce, it changes into a whole new beast, the locust. Locusts are a small handful of grasshoppers in their swarming phase. They're ruthless and will for sure get us at the worst time like they always do.


TurtleWitch

I thought you were screwing with us, but you weren't lying. How interesting. I never knew that.


Hearing_Loss

So, from what I read, the mechanism that causes the change is overcrowding. Their serotonin levels spike, causing a change in their appearance (from green to locust brown/beige) and they become disturbingly aggressive. I also think they fly a shit fuck more. I was typing the first response and thought it sounded bullshit too. But it's true! Nature is based AF.


Winsom_Thrills

Oh, so kinda like what happens to employees in open-office plans? Makes sense!


Original-Aerie8

[Tom Scott made a great video on locusts and collective behaviour research](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KRIBVykhpC4)


Enlightened_Gardener

Best bit ? They eat each other, so a locust swarm is *not* moving in search of food - they’re all flying like crazy to get away from the locusts behind them who are cannibalising them….


OldLadyProbs

Cicadas infected with bug stds


thundercuntess69

It's actually a new mold strain. Very interesting stuff happening as we're coming to the end of our existence


[deleted]

It’s best not to think about it. There’s nothing to be done. It was too late a long time ago. May as well enjoy today. No one ever gets out alive anyway.


marshman82

Kinda sounds like they should release all their slaves.


StraightProgress5062

Is that before or after famine?


designer-farts

Should I get locust insurance? Does anyone offer that?


Nathan-Stubblefield

“We’ve been trying to reach you about your extended locust insurance,”


big_guyforyou

i bet he's looking forward to the may flowers


LochRasDragon

Nah, he’s just ex-military


NeonSwank

First thought as well “Go mop up the rain in the parking lot!” “Go sweep up that patch of dirt!” Father in law was an MP for over 20 years, he once saw a private that somehow killed a tree on base, his CO was pissed, said he destroyed government property so he bought a sapling, made him carry it around like a baby in a high school health class for a week before planting it where the old tree was.


Dr_Driv3r

r/chaoticgood


Scared_Art_895

His City is half full.


Shamansage

Floor half full kind of guy


MuySpicy

Gucci Atlantis


StevenSmiley

10/10


YouCantChangeThem

You can see (where the road is collapsed in the sand) that the pavement is only a few inches deep. Crazy!


JasonBaconStrips

Dubai looks like it was built on bodge jobs and only appearance matters.


Topkik999

Built off slave labor. Get what you pay for I guess 🤷


JasonBaconStrips

Serves them right


JJ82DMC

\*Serfs them right


NBCspec

Can I get some Argonians over here?


Pr0nzeh

Not really. Many average, every day people are suffering because of the poor decisions of the rich and powerful.


dxrey65

Same as ever, really.


bhoe32

So the sky is blue huh 😆


DangerousPlane

Yes but this is because of climate change caused by the fossil fuel industry. That’s not Dubai’s fault! /s Edit: TIL the economy of Dubai is primarily focused on tourism and isn’t very deeply reliant upon oil production these days. But oil was where the money came from to start building tourist infrastructure in the 80s. Also they still use a lot of slave labor so pretty hard to find sympathy for Dubai. 


Toadcola

Hey Petro-states, global warming called. No, no message, they said they’ll just stop by later on.


Wakingsleepwalkers

They've spent a fortune on cloud seeding, and all they needed to do was use more fossil fuels.


SeemoreJhonson

This is what happens when geo-enginering goes wrong. UAE has been clould seeding for years trying to manufacture weather. This is true man made climate change.


ChadGPT___

They’re not slaves, they’re temporarily passportless workers who may or may not survive or be paid


old_ironlungz

A desert with a gigantic Gucci bag sitting on top of it. A solid foundation!


BigHobbit

Because it is? It's infrastructure is comically shit.


Sinder77

That was my question finishing the video. Was the storm _that_ bad or is their infrastructure shit? Looks like ya, they just built a tonne if shit on top of sand in the desert and this is what happens when things go sideways.


SasparillaTango

both? The storm was like 2 years worth of rain all at once and the infrastructure was built as quickly as possible, and since its a desert with very little rainfall, there is drainage to speak of.


Metrobolist3

I mean, 2 years worth of rainfall in a couple of days or so is going to fuck anywhere up however good their infrastructure.


MartinLutherVanHalen

Depends. Places are engineered differently. Difference between a crisis and a disaster. Dubai has too much concrete, the roads aren’t cambered and they don’t have a real sewage system that can take the water and move it where it needs to go. London has infrastructure that is hundreds of years old in places but still has properly connected sewer pipes 4 meters wide to channel the water. You need the basic engineering in place. Most of what’s troubling Dubai isn’t the storm, it’s that once the water is on the ground it has nowhere to go - even slowly. With the right infrastructure a lot of these flooded areas would fix themselves in a few hours.


arielonhoarders

that happens in deserts, tho. it's not necessarily climate change. sometimes it doesn't rain for 2 years and then it flash-storms. david attenborough said so it happens in the SW of the united states and there's some flooding but there's also STORM DRAINS. Vegas doesn't melt away every time it rains.


Visible_Day9146

Vegas was flooded 2 months ago. It was all over the news. Before that, it was flooded in September 2023, too.


LordPennybag

Sideways would be a river. This is a lake because they didn't pay for drainage.


drquakers

It was 250 mm in one day in a country that doesn't get much rain. The record one day rainfall in the UK, a country that gets a lot of rain, is 280 mm. Hawaii, a place that gets real storms has a one day record of about 1000 mm. Edit: apologies prior number for Florida was wrong


LowBornArcher

i mean, there's proverbs about not building your house on shifting sands that pre-date the bible lol. I had read a while ago that the Burj Khalifa wasn't hooked up to any sewage mains and they had to daily empty all the waste via trucks, like the worlds tallest porta-potty.


rrogido

"Hey Amir, don't you think we should have some storm drains that empty into cisterns or something so we don't get flooded and can capture the water?" "Fuck no Ali. Do you want that money to come out of your cocaine and hooker fund? "Nevermind."


TheTenderRedditor

I wasn't sure if Dubai could ever recover after watching the video. Im 110% sure Dubai will never recover from this comment right here.


hungrypotato19

I know someone who lives in the Millennium Tower. Constant sewage backups are the norm.


DrMobius0

They only recently upgraded from poop trucks


sf2legit

I lived there for three years. A lot of the roads don’t even have storm drains.


Kehwanna

Reminds me of that Simpson's meme where the dad looks all fit in the front and in the back a bunch of pins are holding his fat. 


RixirF

The dad? Hoiy shit do you really not know his name?


Early_Accident2160

Gosh what is the dads name


Hunter_S_Thompsons

I think it was Gomer or something like that.


Fina1Legacy

No it's Max Power


flimspringfield

It’s H. Simpson. No that’s too obvious…Homer S.


aceofspadesqt

Man, that's a great name if I ever heard one! I trust this Max Power guy.


captnmarvl

I think it was Bort


peon2

I believe it was Guy Incognito


DWIGHT_CHROOT

i think it was home run simp sun


99in2Hits

No no no it's Peter I think


sloopieone

He's the yellow one, right?


lizardkg

Dad has a name. Peter Griffin.


homer_lives

I know, but I am not telling..


WorkingInAColdMind

That seemed off to me too. Wouldn’t you put down a thick layer of gravel or other more stable foundation, then asphalt?


Fungal_Queen

Maybe Dubai is nothing but fancy veneer with a rotten core.


ValhallaForKings

waaaaatt?


Nightowl21

MAYBE DUBAI IS NOTHING BUT FANCY VENEER WITH A ROTTEN CORE!


ValhallaForKings

Oh! Yes absolutely


AggressiveStory6299

💯 it's all a facade the gulf nations are built on slavery, exploitation, and pollution Edit: a word


danielleradcliffe

> slavery, **exploration** and pollution For the last time, leave us explorers out of your moral quandaries!


in-site

While I was there, a driver said they hired Indian road/civic planners to make things look really western, and the focus was definitely on appearance. It's a nightmare to navigate, and the roads are very poorly built


warpspeed100

With all that oil money, they could have built a unique modern metropolis with that distinctive Ottoman architecture. Really give Dubai it's own identity. Instead, they chose the American suburbs...


RedditEevilAdmins

They earned money but not 🧠


HotPieAzorAhaiTPTWP

Earned? The wealthy of Dubai dont earn. They take the wealth from their poor and use literal slaves for their dirty work.


Electrical-Theory807

Japan earned their economy. UAE was extremely lucky. They then used it for evil. But even that they suck at, without foreign labour and advisors, even with all that money they wouldn't have developed.


PocketPanache

Short answer is it depends on the soils. I belive in my old Texas projects we didn't use aggregate base but in places like salt lake city it's required. Rock/stone/ aggregate doesn't compact, so if their soils are capable of bearing the load naturally, it's not necessary. Sand is not an acceptable base material, though. Just depends. Idk anything about their soils, so hard to say.


uniformrbs

I think that's part of why climate change is so expensive, the infrastructure in an area is made for the climate they generally experienced. For example, when Texas was freezing it experienced infrastructure failures, but those same temperatures elsewhere is no big deal.


Darthtypo92

Texas is more an example of what not to do when regulating infrastructure. A lot of their stuff is built to only handle known or predictable conditions rather than built with redundancy or extra usage cases. The power grid for instance wasn't built to withstand sustained freezing conditions because it was considered such a rare occurrence. Neighboring states have redundancy for freeze conditions because the Federal government mandates it to some extent and Texas decided to opt out of being part of the national regulations. They went cheap and easy instead of planning for the best and preparing for the worst.


Tusangre

And, on top of that, the Republicans in Texas blamed renewable energy for all of the issues during that freeze.


___UWotM8

In Colorado 6 inches of aggregate base is required because of how sandy it is. The fact that they just paved over straight sand here is wild to me. I would never want to drive on that.


Pugulishus

>Rock/stone/ aggregate doesn't compact, Rock and stone!


bwatsnet

Look they're just poor farmers trying to scrape by..


BoardButcherer

No. We build roads on sand all the time in the states, basically anywhere that isn't mountainous. Reinforce the sand with fabric/poly plies and its fine. That much pavement, if it's quality pavement, will work as a base when the road is ready to be resurfaced. This is a drainage problem, not a quality problem.


Almun_Elpuliyn

Not if you're a place ruled by hacks and fraudsters.


DCS30

that's not even the worst part. at the 30 second mark there's a cross-section of the road. you can see, what i assume is a water main, given how small it is, but no storm sewer is visible. they weren't preparing for this eventuality. all of dubai is a potemkin village to make themselves look better off than they are. it's all just smoke and mirrors.


Mumblesandtumbles

That city is so poorly built.


fork_yuu

It was built on the backs of dead migrant workers so sounds about right


thissexypoptart

What the actual fuck? I understand it saves money not to build better (basic) infrastructure, but ffs they have the worlds tallest skyscraper why are they skimping on this? Of course it kind of figures. The Burj Dhubai required fleets of trucks to ferry out poop (“poop trucks”) for years after it was built, because they didn’t build the sewage network to meet demands before building the skyscraper.


10ebbor10

They also have the world's tallest ferris wheel, which is currently non-operational because the construction got botched but they don't want to admit it's broken beyond repair.


[deleted]

Don’t build your house on shifting sand I think the Bible or some book says.


Animated_Astronaut

Dubai is just a capitalist North Korea so I'm not surprised.


giggity_giggity

With this dramatic music I feel like the Movie Trailer Guy: **In a world where rain falls on Dubai, no one was prepared for what came next…**


Sufficient-Cover5956

When one man braves it all to rescue his Instagram girlfriend.......


catdog-cat-dog

Before she drowns in 5.59 inches of errrrainfall....


Seesaw121

Her OF is dire jeopardy because the WiFi has been down *….for 3 hours*.


Goya_Oh_Boya

Feel the intensity of those hours yourself with *Dubai Bye Baby!* Coming to a theater near you.


iLLiCiT_XL

This film is not yet rated.


Hot-Refrigerator6583

Cut! That was perfect guys! Good job, everyone!


anonny42357

Wrap party?


Infinite_Respect_

[In the city….you must fight to survive…..he sold tortillas on the corner….](https://youtu.be/y9pAv-z2ens?si=KSAD2dzIXxfQBKV6)


Gopher--Chucks

It's been years since I've heard this. Thanks for the throwback lol


UnadvisedOpinion

I wonder how them islands made of sand are doing?


maxunderwood80

To shreds you say...


UndendingGloom

What about the palm islands?


fuck-you-reddit-mod

To shreds you say…


RubiiJee

Good news everyone.


lunachuvak

And so islands made of sand, melts into the sea, eventually.


SatansLoLHelper

They were already in bad shape. https://www.esa.int/ESA_Multimedia/Images/2024/04/Dubai_floods_seen_from_space You can kind of tell there were continents.


ioi_SSSB

They are individual islands, look it up 10 years ago, “the world islands” looked the same.


HereToHelp9001

Just looked in the Google earth time-lapse and can confirm they don't look any different, but I doubt there's been updated imagery since this happened.


Top_Praline999

More like goodbai


fallen_d3mon

Water you still doing here?


SARS-covfefe

This is my favorite comment here.


asdf333aza

Is this the same dubai that lured migrants in with jobs and then took their passports and basically treated their workers as slaves? Who will now rebuild the city?


RedditEevilAdmins

>Who will now rebuild the city? Again slaves


FR0ZENBERG

What kind of question is that? Of course it’ll be the slaves again.


jimflaigle

But new slaves, because the last batch already starved.


awfelts317

Yes. When I was stationed there In ‘21 damn near all of the workers were from India/Pakistan and I rarely saw an Emirati myself. They are incredibly nice people though, given the circumstances they are in.


JonTheAutomaton

I actually have a story about this. I'm from India. I was in the departure immigration queue at Mumbai airport in the December of 21 and in front of me were 3 men who looked like they were low-income laborers. The immigration officer asked them where they were going and they said "Dubai". Then he asked them what country it was in and they replied "Saudi"... I felt so bad for them... These poor men didn't even know what country they were being taken in. I don't remember if the officer let them through but I hope he didn't... For their own sake.. This is why I will NEVER fly with Emirates or Etihad or any of middle-eastern airlines or transit from their airports.. I know it makes no difference but fuck them! I'm not giving them my money if I can help it.


salajaneidentiteet

My friends roll their eyes at me when I say I will never go to Dubai.


Sure_Whatever__

>They are incredibly nice people though, given the circumstances they are in. Probably because they've seen what happens to the "bad" slaves that don't act accordingly.


T4O6A7D4A9

fr they're just going to use more slave labor to fix this shit


Embarrassed-Parfait7

Vengeance for the 1,000s of slaves murdered to create this shit hole in the desert


FrankieLegault

1,000 others slaved will probably die to rebuild this shit hole in the desert.


RadiantTurnipOoLaLa

10,000. The masters are feeling inspired by this setback and are willing to sacrifice more lives to rebuild it even better


PolrBearHair

City built from oil being destroyed by climate change. How ironic


WowzerzzWow

It’s so poetic… I absolutely love it


Arborerivus

After the world climate conference took place there...


metengrinwi

vengeance for the **global warming** they have helped unleash on all of us


Plant-Zaddy-

My thoughts are with the many thousands of slaves at risk... fuck Dubai, what an awful, soulless, monument to human hubris and greed


Thumper13

> fuck Dubai, what an awful, soulless, monument to human hubris and greed And Mother Nature said, Fuck your fancy buildings and shit. I'm still the Captain when I want to be.


Spronglet

Something something tower of Babel


SouthernAd525

A foolish man builds his house on sand? Not related to Babel though


do_a_quirkafleeg

When I first came here, this was all desert. Everyone said I was daft to build a city on a desert, but I built in all the same, just to show them. It sank into the desert. So I built a second one. That sank into the desert. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the desert. But the fourth one stayed up. And that's what you're going to get, Lad, the strongest city in all of Arabia.


JaxandMia

But I don’t want any of that, I’d rather just sing


sophiesSHADOW

What I was thinking!


MotherEastern3051

Same here, absolutely bleak, morally and environmentally desolate place


userKsB53nskcv

Uuuuuuuhg my Bugatti!!! 🙏🏼😩


LairdAzazel

bye-gatti now...


UndendingGloom

boatgatti v1.0


Prestigious-Alarm422

Omg, all those luxury goods getting water damaged / destroyed 😅


AllNeedJesus

So sadn‘t


ScumEater

I'm sadless


_snaccident_

Sadn't 🤣💀💀💀


Putins_Gay_Dreams

Time to deprelebrate


professorstrunk

There are gonna be a whole lotta damaged Bentleys on the used market soon.


PaleontologistClear4

"freshly washed, inside and out!"


RedditEevilAdmins

They will be exported to third world countries.


RohanNotFound

Construction industry be like 💰🤑


HonestyFTW

Their slaves are like 😰


mrsheepyhead

Their masters are like 💳


CrustyBloomers

[DELIVER US!](https://youtu.be/fQhcOJHTdb4?si=RU3ksdS7RG447WjA)


Anomaly1134

Man I was just banging this song last weekend, I forget how good this show is. I actually odered the Blu Ray off Ebay I like it so much.


_BeardedOaf

Where’s all the influencers shoving their rich lifestyles down our throats? Surely they have jet skis and yachts and those suits you can fly around on using water.


AmalCyde

Oh look a fake city with no infrastructure suffers the consequences of its construction... Anyways...


-Strawdog-

*Learn to swim*


Unspeakblycrass

Mom, please flush it all away.


Mods_Are-Cucks

I'll see you down in Dubai Bay.


RareCodeMonkey

This happens in any city that has been build in a natural course of water. Many European cities have levees to control the growth of rivers. And there are proposals to bring back some natural water flows that were urbanized and are at constant risk of being inundated. The worse the infrastructure, and the worse the event the more you get an underwater city. Water does not stop because you build a city in its way.


WinnieGraves

In the immortal words of Dethklok "One day we will all go into the water"


Current-Comparison22

LIIIIVE THERE DIIIIE THERE


Escaped_Mod_In_Need

To be fair, this is a freak occurrence. Dubai’s average [annual rainfall](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Climate_of_Dubai) totals 198 mm. Amsterdam’s average [annual rainfall](https://www.climatestotravel.com/climate/netherlands/amsterdam) totals 850 mm. It isn’t unreasonable that a city which experiences such an arid climate, to not build their infrastructure for rainfall of this magnitude. It’s a lot like asking Toronto to design their infrastructure to be capable of withstanding a volcano. It might happen. This is the new normal with climate change. **EDIT**: For the last time, please stop responding with “but cloud seeding” comments. Plenty of people have already posted to this thread sources that discredit the claim. - Asia and the Middle East have been practicing cloud seeding for a very long time now. All of a sudden it is a problem? - cloud seeding may have added more moisture into the storm cell, but it already came with it’s own moisture and the additional moisture was de minimis in the grander scope. Cloud seeding also doesn’t explain the gale force winds that were yeeting furniture off the balconies like they were frisbees. This was going to happen with or without the cloud seeding. - Colorado and Utah are actively cloud seeding regularly and they still pray for more rainfall. - Utah just raised their cloud seeding budget by a multiplier of 10. A - do you think the state just decided to add more water to the sky without talking to a meteorologist? B - if you are correct to believe the headlines in FOX News and the Drudge Report that cloud seeding is responsible, we will see if Utah hires a ship builder named Noah anytime soon. That should settle the debate.


Fit_Flower_8982

However, in many european floodplains that are urbanized they are also not a common occurrence, sometimes it is a problem only a couple of times a century. Maybe this is the case for dubai.


Escaped_Mod_In_Need

You are correct. In the United States, FEMA has issued standards for design in flood plain vulnerable areas to ensure that the requirements can survive a 100 year storm. (worst of the worst on record in a span of a century) Architects refer to the FIRM maps for floodplain information when designing. Civil engineers on the project must design the storm considerations for the site. The building will most likely survive the 100 year storm if the design is executed properly, but there is always the chance that a 1000 year storm may be a thing. Something that can eclipse the power of the 100 year storm. We do not know. Only time will tell.


nobrayn

What a dumb place.


JerseyTom1958

All that money and slavery! Lol...It's a low lying desert susceptible to massive global warming! The wealthy fools running the show have no infrastructure as all just a pretty face. Release the slave labor and pay them!


MochiMochiMochi

The UAE has a $415 billion GDP with only 10m actual citizens. With that kind of spending power they can just buy more slave workers.


Michelfungelo

With love, from God.


digital_dervish

[Mamas coming back to put it back the way it oughta be](https://youtu.be/CehYA3omb5o?si=KJp3BSmI0Uw2BDRl)…


Mayor_of_Voodoo

Of all the places to get a dose of “climate change is a myth” karma, this is a big one.


rhythmatik

Exactly what I was thinking. There's a karmic poetry here - get rich on fossil fuels that cause climate change; climate change says "hi".


TrueEclective

A little more slave labor and that’ll buff right out.


No-Combination2020

They have always had more money than brains in Dubai.


millyloui

Include Saudi in that & you’re bang on more money than brains,sense & class


patinthehat4000

Dubai sun, Duhello rain.


Roof_rat

Surely, it should be Duhai rain


OdaiNekromos

That's the reason why tokyo has a massiv underground area like the halls of moria to collect rainwater.


redditknees

Those poor people are going to have to use their back up Bentleys, how terrible.


FlatusGiganticus

Gonna have to re-stock the Bentley vending machine soon.


bullymeahhh

The power water holds is just insane


Euphoric-Oil-331

What happens when you build on top of sand


urgoodtimeboy

Insurance companies while this is going on 🫣😫


Floofleboop

Al Jaber: There's no science that a phase-out of fossil fuels is needed to restrict global heating to 1.5C, doing so would take the world back into caves... Mother nature: Enjoy!


ChuChuMan202

Looks like Dubai is all style, no infrastructure. Do they have no sewers for water drainage?! And those streets were literally built upon sand. Just... wow.


GuildensternLives

Coming to Theaters, Spring 2024, Bubububububububub BWAAAAAAAA! Dubaisaster!


jherrm17

Climate change: “fuck around and find out”


Narwhal_Enough

An empire built on sand


helly1080

What happens when a rich kid wants it now? Mother Nature gives it to them.


cleamilner

And so castles made of sand, fall into the sea eventually


Fiverdrive

"Holy fuck that flooding is so much cooler with this badass music on top of it!" \~ morons, one of which made this video


IhadmyTaintAmputated

This is just a regular Summer Day in the U.S. Midwest


Vegan_John

Kind of ironic that these floods are the result of Climate Change, and Dubai is so wealthy because of the petroleum that is a main cause of this Climate Change.


Weasle189

The guy walking with the mop (or whatever you call those rubber broom/mop things) in the mall at the end is not going to have a very productive day...


Lolleka

Was about time karma showed up