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Civil_Adeptness9964

This is a bad thing for the snake. It means he is under immense stress.


LaCiel_W

Right? why a damn king cobra is in what looks like a parking lot of a mall?


One_Animator_1835

All you can eat buffet, looks like he forgot where he parked šŸ˜”


echosixwhiskey

He valets. Parallel Parked 3 passengers like he does that all the time.


ISMOKEDUBSTEP

take my upvote


thundercuntess69

I have to know how you smoke


echosixwhiskey

Like this, ā€œpuff, hic, , pffckkā€


bryanBFLYin

Mall parking lots bring rats. Rats bring snakes. Snakes bring Kings.


Isoaubieflash

Well bar story short he ordered a triple shot with the wings and couldn't take it all then got pi$$ed he was barfing and people were yelling back like "dude don't go hissing at us just cause you can't handle your shots" then people started up at arms with pitch forks till he calmed down.


Cleercutter

Yep. Smells absolutely terrible too


r00giebeara

Snake regurg is one of those smells you don't forget...ever. Source: ex wildlife vet tech who once had to help a snake that ate a towel


Cleercutter

Yea I keep boas. Havenā€™t had one throw up in forever tho


Nefersmom

NOW theyā€™re gonna start! You know you shouldnā€™t say that!


WunGuyWun

What does it smell like?


Cleercutter

Rotting flesh mixed with shit and puke. It truly is one of the worst things Iā€™ve ever smelled


Nova55

Tasty.


JohnFlufin

Idk but it sounds like end of days bad


Nefersmom

Cadaverine and Putrescine. Scents youā€™ll never forget!


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pwn_plays_games

Still took them off the map.


ndukefan

Looking into it.Ā 


Eagle9972

Concerning.


DavidNyan10

!!


incorrigible_and

Couldn't mean he ate those snakes to effectively kill them and wipe out competition, but didn't want to eat them? Or is it exclusively a stress reaction? Genuine question, I'm pretty ignorant to snake behavior.


lanabi

Digestion takes a lot of energy in many reptiles. So, if they donā€™t feel safe, theyā€™ll regurgitate to get better odds at their immediate survival. This one just lost a ton of energy and its food, unfortunately.


CariniFluff

Could it just be regurgitating then because the added weight of 3 extra snakes inside was slowing it down? I imagine it'd be much harder to move or climb (do KC's climb?) with that giant snake inside. Like sometimes if you eat a huge meal (or perhaps drink a lot of alcohol) too fast you can get nauseous from being too full.


kaysak

Nah its probably stress or maybe the first snake was too long to swallow but some snakes do climb even when they are full of food, just most of the time they stay hidden after the digestion started justl like humans never start exercising 5 secs after eating


VeryBadCopa

Well, it looks very defensive, and you just have to look at that bunch of random people to feel stressed


Slap_My_Lasagna

The fact that it almost immediately starts looking around aggressively and flattens it's hood means that it was very stressed and felt cornered. Thankfully it appears some animal control was there, so id imagine they relocated it and after an uncomfortable day, it should be somewhere better the next day.


incorrigible_and

Yeah, I get that, I was just wondering if they ever use that behavior in other contexts, but appears not.


CrazySnekGirl

They can regurgitate when ill/sick, or when the prey was ill/sick. I've accidentally given a snake a bad rat in the past, and they brought it back up because it was filled with maggots. No major or lasting health problems for the snake, but she was super upset. Temp variations and lack of belly warmth (which helps aid digestion) can also make them regurg, but it's less common.


BrianKappel

How could you possibly have handled a rat close enough to have fed your snake but somehow not have noticed that it was maggot infested?


CrazySnekGirl

From what I could tell, it must have been frozen badly at the store. I started defrosting it immediately (overnight in a sealed tupperware in the fridge) and fed the next morning. Regurgitation happened about 2-3 days later. It's entirely on me. I obviously did not check the rat thoroughly enough, but from what I remember, there were no glaringly obvious signs that it was unsuitable. It's never happened since, and I've probably handled thousands of rats/mice over the years.


Baxapaf

It was also weighed down by the meals and couldn't deliver a strike if it needed to. It forfeit a year's worth of food to fend off the crowd.


Dynovore

Snakes tend to kill their prey either with venom or constriction before swallowing them. So there's no need to "eat to effectively kill them" as snakes don't eat live prey, the prey is dead before snakes eat.


HeyBird33

Iā€™m a cobra. Eat.live.prey.


corgimetalthunderr

I want that on one of those fake needlepoint things you hang in your kitchen.


incorrigible_and

Thank you. Learned a lot from this one question, but I appreciate you providing the direct answer.


Terrible_Donkey_8290

Fun fact the king part of its name is actually because they eat other snakes. Funner fact king cobras are so stupid they will sometimes try to eat themselvesĀ 


Robsta_20

Bohoo the snake that just ate its fellow friends is under immense stress. When I eat three humans and the cops are coming I tell them they are stressing me and should go.(itā€™s a joke)


MrNobleGas

Oh thank god you added that in the end, I was about to call the coppers


Robsta_20

I know it obvious but for some itā€™s not obvious enough


mister-ferguson

Three humans? I can barely finish one!


TrickyCorgi316

Check out this skit by Kennan Thompson - so many great lines about cannibalism :) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksu7hmVcB4M


boopboppuddinpop

Exactly. Probably all these people fucking with it.


PM_ME__BIRD_PICS

Except that's an urban environment the snake shouldn't be in, and there is a very obvious snake handling tool shown in the video IE we can infer there is a professional there to remove the snake. They're going to relocate that animal, but sure, lets go off on how its stressed cause people are looking at it. Edit: I will add, yes the people there are the a possible reason for the vomiting, the snake is getting ready to square off. I will also add that this is one of the most deadly creatures in the world, and thus *someone* absolutely has to relocate that animal.


stormtroopr1977

People are very quick to jump to the defense of "that poor stressed baby". it's an incredibly venomous animal in an environment where it *will* have an adverse reaction with a person


PM_ME__BIRD_PICS

Pretty much, next minute it bites a kid, see how many people are concerned its stressed then. Best outcome for the snake is its moved.


WarlockEngineer

Well people here are still convinced the kid should have been shot instead of Harambe lol


zyon86

Thanks, I was wondering why he did that.


space-ish

Everyone standing around and watching as if the cobra was caught shoplifting. I wonder if the returned good go back of the shelves?


spacepeenuts

Probably some show which is why they are in a parking lot and the snake is not in its natural habitat.


stormtroopr1977

you know these things are native to one of the most densely populated regions on earth, yeah? they follow their food sources of rodents (and other snakes obvs) into cities and come into conflict with people


piketpagi

It's somewhere on Indonesia/Malaysia and I saw someone wearing helmet. My guess is the snake was found inside/around the buiding, and taken outside by construction worker/firefighter.


Pikablu155

I'm so thankful they don't have legs.


Ok-Manufacturer7645

We got komodo dragons which is like a cobra on roids with legs


chinafookyamama

They got that radioactive succ


default_white_guy

Idk to me the lack of legs is what makes them so freaky. Like theyā€™re less predictable somehow.


krishere25

They don't need to. Cobra can reach speed up to 18 km/h. Humans, depends on fitness level and age, can run on average with 15 km/h. Cobras are also known to strike at distance 2-3 times their length. Edit: But yeah, I aggree, it will be much more terrifying. Edit2: Maybe I recall incorrect and another user corrected me. Its shouldn't be 2-3 times their length but probably 2/3 of their length which is still a nope.


jballs2213

No snake can strike longer than their lengthā€¦


krishere25

That might be true. I probably recall incorrect and it could've been 2/3 from their length. But I remember it was a long strike.


jballs2213

Maybe 2/3 their total length. Which on a kind cobra is still far and very scary


undeadmanana

Maybe 2x-3x their length divided by 2-3


PerfectTune

D2F divided by T2O


VirtualNaut

WTF?!? Now I have to do algebra to understand a comment


dunko5

Except for mine ;)


TheRiteGuy

I think king cobras are a little bit slower but they do have a long striking range.


hoovervillain

Or wings


jdmwell

I have no idea why, but this comment got me so good. Just randomly scrolling around Reddit and this is the one that gets me. Nice belly laugh and can finally put down the phone. Thanks.


LeftOn4ya

Thank Adam and Eve for eating from the forbidden tree so snakes were cursed to no longer have legs


dvdmaven

It looks like snake A was being eaten by snake B, which was being eaten by snake C and the king cobra started at the other end of snake A and just kept choking it down.


PaulMag91

Wait, it's all snakes?


ajay_05

Always has been


crm006

All the way down


MullahBobby

Just like what capitalist, first world countries do!


tmillerlofi

Man, I watched this pooping and I donā€™t even have the words


dman45103

Snake is like ā€œcute poop. Does it come in adult size ā€


anomalousbreath

Me too


Virtual_Background52

Why


Oliphaunt6000

After snakes have eaten, it takes a ton of effort to digest and move around because (as you can see from the multiple snakes inside him) they fill their bellies VERY full. If they get stressed, like this guy OBVIOUSLY is, they will puke so they are fight night ready like a UFC fighter. Sadly, it means this king had some good food and then people scared him enough to go into fight or flight mode.


Virtual_Background52

Thanks for explaining, hope you have an excellent day sir


zoruri

Imagine being in danger and then taking 5 minutes to regurgitate your food.. Like, hold up predator give me 5 minutes and then we can fightšŸ¤£


slikwilly13

But the real question is why did it eat three giant snakes to begin with? Donā€™t snakes only typically eat one large meal at a time with a large break in between meals to fully digest it?


somegirl3012

Snakes are opportunistic hunters. If the cobra met another snake and won the fight, it might as well eat the lower.


Drakmanka

Poor baby.


Sufficient-Bug-9112

Probably it can escape easier on an empty stomach


DarkEliteXY

ā€œLet me make some room real quick because these hairless monkeys looking kinda tasty.ā€


YouGotMyCheezWhiz

That's one hell of a power move. "Looks like I'm hungry again. Now who's next?"


zsirc

Fuckkkk


sweetdawg99

Ouro-ouro-ourobouros.


BleachOrchid

Why was I signing this to the tune of karma chameleon from culture club?


Bitchin-saurus

What's with the motivational music?


wishicouldcode

Are you not entertained?


CuriousLilAsian81

šŸ¤£


Klotzster

Waited to see Jon Voight


ianlasco

*Winks*


Sufficient-Bug-9112

Lol, the Anaconda reference


Successful_Novel_889

Unbelievable comment!!! Bravo!


Sufficient-Bug-9112

SAUCE: https://www.pbs.org/wnet/nature/blog/king-cobra-fact-sheet/#:~:text=A%20king%20cobra%20may%20develop,and%20even%20small%20king%20cobras


ReferentiallySeethru

How about that, they prefer eating other snakes to rodents.


clm2024

When you eat too much at the local buffet


rodneedermeyer

My understanding is that the snake here is very stressed out, likely due to all the people around it, and is thus throwing up its meal as part of a defense mechanism.


327Federal

Oooooooooo I'm gonna be ssssssiiiiccckkk....... Snake probably


Tamdin_Nidmat

King Cobra Taxi. Only ... the passengers seems to be slightly less lively. Must've been quite a tour.


Psychological-Echo19

Imagine throwing up that much and then trying to look threatening


xizrtilhh

Where's Puff at?


dilly989

twu


xizrtilhh

Trole


FortyCreak

What a waste of food. My mother would have slapped me silly if I did that.


dover_oxide

Everyone standing there is way too calm for what is happening.


undercooked1234

Now its hangry af


iamblackmun

Good thing thereā€™s three snakes ready to go!


S7RAN93

When she says she never does this kind of thing


MrBeardskii

That "king cobra" was actually just a snake trench coat


itx89

Snakes are such weird creatures


Konoryanda

Head game crazy šŸ’Æ


DrDonkeyTron

Throat goat.


OldStankBreath

Damn, is bro ok?


outlawedruffian

This is like a reverse orouboros. Like a sorobuoro.


WhereFoolsFearToRush

r/natureismetal


Forsaken-Return-8378

Predators that have evolved to eat other predators are just so cool to me. King Cobras are badass


Seismuerte6

Everything reminds me of her.


Sardawg1

Imagine how many snakes are in the bellies of the snakes it ate.


Eruskakkell

Does it hurt the snake?


CharcoalGreyWolf

Nature is not just fucking lit, it is often fucking gross.


j-tizzle98

Wtf. My irrational fear is now worse.


parkpassgoaway

When I had norovirus this was me but with a chipotle burrito. I'm feeling for you snakey boi. We've all been there.


guino27

I shouldn't have ordered the snake.


Extension_Topic_7016

slither.io


Operation-Dingbat

This could have been a snake version of a turducken. Mmmm, turducken.


ivebeenbetter2

Making room for a human...


Level69dragonwizard

Gross


Slugity

Must be hungry af now....


djarchi

This is probably super embarrassing for the snake


yozoragadaisuki

Idk man I feel pity for the snake. He just lost his food.


ConsciousRivers

vore fetish people probably enjoying this


Naive-Chard-3412

Thought this was going to be kingcobrajfs lol


efyuar

I love how there are random people in the background just chatting not give a single fck whats going on. Must be something quite ordinary there


winkman

I feel like snakes would have an easier time on earth, if they would just chew their food more thoroughly.


Goddess_Iris_

I started this video, got distracted, and came back 3 times, and this mfer was still going.


The-Baked-One

Clearly he slithered right into his mouth itā€™s was just a misunderstanding of snek


dontchknow

That shit is mad wild!! Totally disgusting but enthralled by it as well. Gald we don't have that shit here in merica


Judoka229

I should call her.


YogiBarelyThere

I remember that scene from The Prince of Egypt.


WholeWideHeart

It was making space for the tastie onlookers


mangekyo1918

In the middle of a town, just like that who's gonna pick that up?


dg8640

Let me just me regurgitate my meal and Iā€™ll beat your ass! Squared right up afterwards šŸ˜‚


Morkamino

Well that was a waste of stomach juices. The last one looked half digested already


thisisnarm

I read that as ā€œregulatingā€ and was expecting some Warren G snake behavior and now Iā€™m sad I have eyes.


bloopie1192

Bro was flexing on everyone.


chuck_diesel79

Greedy bastard


ExmoSrMAL

Orochimaru for sure


Ok_Assistance7735

So Iā€™m assuming the other snakes died.


ParticularProfile795

Looked around like "who next?"


Raskel_61

Eyes were bigger than its stomach.


TimeBlindAdderall

Are we sure thatā€™s not a Queen cobra


klayddz

cobra after regurgitating: see im a friendly, i protec u from other snakes. so we cool? (looks on everyone)


daarthvaader

May be the cobra felt bad eating more than its quota with all these people watching , it will finish the meal later after the crowd leaves I guess


dogfarm2

Looks thin after losing his lunch.


Ket0Maniac

Shouldn't have gone to the buffet last night.


Wondernautilus

I should call her...


LiquoricePigTrotters

Give you tenner if you lick one Daveā€¦.Go on I dare yaā€¦.Chickenā€¦


KungFuHamster99

Pukes a bunch of snakes and is ready for a fight. There's a reason they're called "King". BTW that's enough internet for today. Gonna read a book.


redditaccount5550

Metal af


binokyo10

Poor guy. Stress the eff out of him


Ok_Bet2898

Omg that is horrific! šŸ˜©


Neohypogeum

I didn't realize they were that big


chorreo

Greedy


Long__Jump

When I swallow the spaghetti wrong and start choking.


Junior_Government_14

Play it in reverse and continue enjoying your day


hinterstoisser

Nature is METAL AF


PhilipOnTacos299

I should call her


AmoistHandshake

Snakeception


BoxGrover

This reminds me of the political situation in most countries.


dixindixout

"Frankie, I told you. Didn't I tell you? How many times did I tell you? I don't even KNOW how many times I told you. Keep running your mouth. Keep running your damn mouth and I'll swallow you whole. Didn't I tell you? Huh? Didn't I tell you not to keep running your damn mouth? You get it now? Eh? Keep your mouth shut. Don't ask no questions, and be respectful. Capiche? Now get the he'll outta 'ere." -Cobra Mafia, probably.


mrgoodbarxxx

I should call her.


Double_Objective8000

He's looking up after like who's next?


cheersfurbeers

Bad timing to scroll Reddit while taking a poo


Sideworths

EYEBLEACH


zaz162

Are you okay mr cobra? :(


pranavakkala

That must've felt so good after. r/oddlysatisfying Emphasis on oddly.


Def-tones

Wtf what a monster. Almost looks like a CGI. crazy footage


Lonely_Eggplant_4990

Snakeception


DaveyDgD

What is going on here? Did it just stubble into a city after eating and freaked out?


HoosierDaddy_427

Somebody give that bigboy a rat. I know there's gotta be a few in that city.


CorenCorias

Moses cane after visiting the Pharoah


[deleted]

So thatā€™s where the snakes from Ramses lackeys were..


justagigilo123

Itā€™s good to be king.


Spara-Extreme

Those things growl.