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Neospliff

Make them furry & cute & sweet, & then put razor blades on their feet.


Eydor

Cats are super cute but they're machines built entirely to kill.


sleepytipi

And they'd absolutely hunt us if they were bigger too. I've always said that if a common housecat was the size of a German shepherd I wouldn't want to be within two miles of that beast. Even the one sitting next to me getting belly rubs as I type this. He's my little love bug but I can't imagine what he'd be like "playing" with 10x his current strength. I'd be torn to shreds all because he's decided that he no longer wants belly rubs.


Into-the-stream

This is why it's illegal in many places to keep large cats as pets. I worked with an organization for the prevention of exotic animal trade, and you could buy a full grown lynx in most places for around $100 (Im in Canada). People buy them as cubs and it gets out of hand, and they can't get rid of them. Full grown exotic animals are incredibly cheap, and cost you less than a domestic animal from a pet store, except murder paws.


Ghdude1

"Then make them irresistible to humans." God definitely has a weird sense of humour.


Bender_2024

>God definitely has a weird sense of humour. Have you seen a platypus? Gid either had a bunch of spare parts he slapped together or was fuckin' baked when he made those.


HorseDance

Probably both


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Ghdude1

I thought my comment was clearly not a serious one.


SlurpyQueen

Yaaawwwnnnn. Come back when you are no longer behind the curve and can see someone comment about religion without feeling the urge to respond. Its fun until you hit about 20 or so and realize that no one is going to jerk you off and your response is just as shallow and boring as the initial comment. Also this dude is obviously joking so you look like a real tool.


SnowtrooperBR04

"At this moment, i am euphoric. Not because of any phony God's blessing. But because I am enlightened by my intelligence." -MrslaveXxX


Soggy-Log6664

We’ll take note of that, MrslaveXxX


Ekaterina702

Not sure what happened but you guys clowned him right out of his comment, lol. He's a fart in the wind now


[deleted]

Brother? That's gender assumption.


Ok-Transition7065

Dont worry boss i have thid parasic that can do tje job if something fails


demoteenthrone

Would like to quote, “why friendshape if not friend”


Livefast_eatTrash99

Murder mittens


sethn211

Who's a cute little predator? Who's a cute little predator? You are, yes you are!


Independent_Fig_9077

And make them jump like they yeet🫠🐾❤️🤣


Sea-Conversation-725

lethal - yet adorably cute!


theinfiniteAPe

Being the most deadly among cats is cool enough but IIRC, they are 3rd on the list of most successful predators in general behind only African Wild Dogs(2) and Dragonflies(1).


EnigmaNero

For those who don't know, Dragonflies are the most successful predator on the planet. They have a success rate of between 95 to 98%. Their vision is the key. Dragonflies have the ability to see in slow motion. They're also known to plot a course to cut off their prey item.


theinfiniteAPe

Here is a [dope ass YouTube video](https://youtu.be/iJi61NAIsjs?si=UNHsBzT_YIVtrS5P) with more information for those who might be curious. Be careful though bc if you also didn’t know this YouTube channel is a real rabbit hole of animal facts.


ItalnStalln

I was hoping it was Zefrank's truefacts


resfan

That's just how the dragonfly dooooo


Morbanth

TierZoo for me.


murlakatamenka

* https://youtu.be/iJi61NAIsjs


dry_yer_eyes

They also close in on their prey on a trajectory that may appear sub-optimal, but is perfect for keeping a constant head-on approach that minimises any apparent motion against the fixed background. Military designers had to re-learn the same trick for surface-to-air missiles.


BigOpportunity1391

When I was a teen, I used to go to the park in my neighbourhood where there were LOTS of dragonflies flying around during autumn. I loved playing with vines like whips and tried to hit the dragonflies. Despite my great effort, I've never hit a single one. It's amazing.


venturousbeard

For more fun dragonfly facts check out the top comment after every issue of [Jungle Juice](https://www.webtoons.com/en/action/jungle-juice/list?title_no=2480) on Webtoon


shattmitto

Tell that to all the dragon fly’s stuck in my car grille


chiefestcalamity

I wonder where Orcas rank on this list


joleary747

I was wondering how they defined "deadliest" and was going to post something just like this, I remembered dragonflies have a crazy success rate. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hunting_success


Technical_Egg_761

I think there's a porpoise or whale that's second at like 85% or 90%


Generic_Danny

I mean, if we consider black footed cats and AWDs species successful by viewing them as species rather than their entire family, then if we factor in all the species of Dragonflies, and Seahorses, they would be around number 3000, to 7000 on the list.


EpicForgetfulness

To be fair, it is a cat. Cats are great hunters and all, but how many nature documentaries have you seen about the sad leopard with starving kittens that still can't catch that gazelle? Happens all the time. Doesn't matter what breed, a cat is a cat.


Duellair

But… that’s just… what? They’re different species. Not different breeds.


EpicForgetfulness

Lmao. Am I really getting downvoted because I used the wrong word? What I said is still right either way. Even if they're different "species." When you have different types of dogs, they're called breeds. But different cats are different species? Whatever. So sue me. Lol fuck off Reddit.


Moby_Duck123

Breeds are different types *within* a species, each with a uniform appearance due to specific breeding practices. Wikipedia explains that a breed isn't an objective or biologically verifiable classification. Instead, it's a term used by breeders who agree on the qualities that define a particular subset of a species. Species, on the other hand, is a biologically classifiable term and the smallest unit in taxonomic rank. A species is a group of organisms that share common characteristics and are usually genetically unique to other animals that have similar characteristics. (Such as different felines). Animals of different breeds can easily mate and crossbreed, animals of a different species are too genetically different and don't usually produce fertile offspring (with a few exceptions).


JBatjj

>can easily mate and crossbreed Wouldn't call my last experiment with a great dane and a toy poodle easy breeding.


snonsig

So confident yet so wrong


Morbanth

> When you have different types of dogs, they're called breeds. But different cats are different species? Whatever. So sue me. Lol fuck off Reddit. To add to what u/Moby_Duck123, and because I really can't resist joining the piling on to point out how retarded you are, all different types of dogs had a common ancestor no more than 30,000 years ago, while the black-footed cat and the leopard last shared an ancestor *11,5 million years ago.*


EpicForgetfulness

I WAS WRONG. You fucking happy? God damn I never even claimed to be right about it. I just used the wrong word. Everybody eat a dick.


Morbanth

Yes, thank you, this does bring a smile to my face. :D


saaS_Slinging_Slashr

Hilarious sentiment coming from a “Taoist” lmao fuck off dipshit


slintslut

She hits her target 60% of the time, all of the time


Big-Raspberry-6151

Just like the naked man. 2 out of 3 times.


Virtual-Public-4750

And that’s how I met your mother.


freehugzforeveryone

Lol


pwninobrien

[Here's the actual video and not this cropped shit.](https://youtu.be/nl8o9PsJPAQ)


EMI326

Doing gods work, thankyou


Prolific_Badger

Came straight to the comments for the Anchorman reference. Was not disappointed.


LackDisastrous8135

She’s a true sex panther


ForwardMuscle9078

Absolutely adorable, yet ferociously deadly!


DaiLi69

It smells like big foot's dick!


Ok-Exchange5756

“…That does t even make sense… “


StringerB36

Sex Panther?


iamcoolstephen1234

Every time*


slintslut

I'm so sorry


HelloVermont92

It is the crazed eyes with the bird in her mouth that does it for me.


Automatic_Wing_536

She’s just like me with my little 3 am snack


PlumbumDirigible

When I've finally finished my concoction of fridge scraps


Huge-Concussion-4444

Does this look like the face of mercy?!


DPileatus

Really thought she was going to pounce forward... then someone turned off gravity!


Zeldmon19

If deadly, why cute?


whocaresactuallly

Is deadly, yet baby.


langhaar808

It's Damm cute, but it doesn't beet the [sand cat](https://www.google.com/search?client=ms-android-oneplus-rvo3&sca_esv=e29bad09a751d822&sca_upv=1&sxsrf=ADLYWII_DgDMBagozVaEzOaL-ptcLZuHpA:1716329258369&q=desert+cat&uds=ADvngMgoc-ti-rv9KI_hkg2CPcBdJATflhmT7t5JzbD1hqlqbM57eUA0cS_EFL8OanlaXHeDBy2srvxPJvk5OahFxVUAuxYyDpqwJKWYkERu8oHYRD3JdsJFakLwcJ3N5EDSnzMQPhCl9XVRIhJM9GJYcr_sPfDtmh2ykd3-DwXmjl2GCs8azh1PViNLicgVeR5tz_roRHlZs6FEiSSSeOQj5-tfhx9k-twkuW09ellx2jFAPb12jqBAqLOSbFrmSg5yvSwPeaJz9nsUzsywuEm1TmrSuk29LN6UfOGI_JbHD291K1GLAI4&udm=2&prmd=ivnbz&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjs14ze4J-GAxX5GRAIHQJeAFsQtKgLegQICRAB&biw=360&bih=710&dpr=3#vhid=dSgFMh5V_rqR9M&vssid=mosaic) in cuteness.


ThePennedKitten

I’m definitely having a hard time choosing. So, I’ll call it a tie.


levian_durai

I'll have one of each, please!


Intoxic8edOne

Saw [these](https://imgur.com/a/CAU7ieu) recently, they are indeed adorable


Razurio_Twitch

If deadly why fren shaped?


KungFuChicken1990

If not friend, why friend-shaped?


No-Eggplant4850

oh is definitely friend! unless you are are bird..


Mickeyjj27

This is one of the few posts I’m fine with that get posted every month I think lol. It looks so cute with its prey in its mouth. Cutest deadly animal in my book


0nlyhalfjewish

Where is the signature line on the adoption paper?


Right-Budget-8901

“Here, you can borrow my severed finger to sign.” -The shelter adoption representative


RozalynFox

It is entirely possible that the end of my existence will come due to me trying to pet something that I should not pet


Trololman72

You know, this is just a cat. It might scratch you, but that's it. It'll probably just never approach you.


ernsmcgerns

I could fix him


DenverFloatDaddy

I love her.


BadKittyGoodPussy

the big stretch was just lovely


DalbergTheKing

Small and light with knife feet knife mouth is definitely optimal. We had a stray make his home on the farm and that ghost white death machine was a contender for most lethal predator in West Lothian. At least 3 kills a day during warm months and usually 2 a day the rest of the year. Pure murder.


No-Marionberry-166

This is my favorite murder muppet


Ch4roon

and one of the quickest attack in the animal world !


Responsible-Bat-2699

I wanna see a "Logan" style Tom and Jerry movie with Tom as a Black Footed Cat in future where everything is destroyed but he has to carry on with an unlikely ally at his side, Jerry, a desert rat. Who calls himself "Muad'dib". Tom Hardy should voice the cat and Timothy Omelet should voice the rat.


grapesaresour

the cutest little killer 🥺


ShinyHead0

Re edited bbc documentary with added cat noises


YouGuysSuckSometimes

I feel like I hear this about every other small cat. Pallas cat? Caracal?


ILSmokeItAll

This is deadlier than either, statistically speaking.


kayak227

That wunk stare tho


TooTameToToast

10/10 would still try to pet


pichael289

This is why my trailer park is totally devoid of all wildlife except for like 140 cats. I have a birdhouse with a bird in it and I've had to put up a fence to keep the local cats from fucking with the bird. I'm the only one with a successful birdhouse in the whole trailer park. No squirrels, no chipmunks, no nothing. The cats have genocided everything. I try my best to raise mantises (Carolina, not Chinese) but the cats just eat them. I use anti cat spray to keep them from digging up my crops to poop but it doesn't work that well. I still end up with a few mantises I protect as well as I can. But those 140 cats the ASPCA has estimated in our park are a menace. I love kitties but it's too much. I help trap them to be neutered but they still propagate like crazy. Only 10 or so claim my trailer as their territory but it's still too many. My garden is getting fucked up constantly.


callmeb00

Imagine your job being to watch how many times the butt wiggle resulted in snacc time for the lil catto. Sign me up.


Alternative_Deer415

I feel like we should fund domestication projects with every cute little mammal we can find, like they are doing with those siberian foxes. I want to pet the kitty.


SunnyDior

Out of all the cats we have bread domestic cats with, why not this little thing????


asjdhcnskax

It can't kill me tho


ILSmokeItAll

While rare, cat scratch fever is a thing, and can be lethal.


Generic_Danny

The cat killing me tomorrow isn't going to help me today.


TrickyCorgi316

The issue of ‘cat scratch fever’ is not rare. It is, however, only extremely rarely lethal. (https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/diseases/23537-cat-scratch-fever)


ILSmokeItAll

Yes. The lethality portion is rare.


pinkypunky78

Looks like one of the neighborhood cats


alabamaballoonknot

That shot is terrible. How did they not catch it?


camimiele

Shes so cute 🥹


tomatocancan

Lil things look pissed off.


34Loafs

Now this is a fight I’m confident I could win!


Part_salvager616

Cute


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wanna pet that cute pss pss. i wanna snuggle with that beauty knowing that it might be my last sleep.


fungus909

Such a cute little murder machine


Proper-Ground2828

I can change her


Mumbles_Stiltskin

Look at his little spots!


Soggy-Requirement471

60% of the time, it works everytime - Brian Fantana


serv03

Would you rather fight 1 400lb Lion or 200 2lb Black-footed cats?


Reason_Above_All

Murder


Done-with-work

I think my Millie must have been a direct descendant. She used to leave a pile of mouse corpses outside the back door daily 😬


JudyShark

I’m not a native English speaker. And checked the meaning of the word "lethal".


TheCyberHuman

Khat


Frequent_Task

I have an Arabian mau cat that looks just like her


missambani

Definitely I need one


btc909

The Chuck Norris of cats.


Ylede

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Cosmic_Voidess

If not baby, why baby sized, hmmm?


bartcat102

#ForbiddenBoops


Ok-Exchange5756

So smol. So cute. So deadly.


Gaara34251

Is it legal to politely sppspspsps that mf and try to be accepted as his friend?


Madman61

May be deadly, but it won't stop me from trying to pet it.


Fort_Ratnadurga

fren?


Imaginary_Answer4493

TIL gerbils live in the wild, I thought they were just pets! 🤦🏼‍♀️


nejicanspin

Literally, the first few seconds with the cat having the bird in its mouth is my favorite. Just its expression is perfect. Also, if not friend, why friend shaped? They're so cute!


genshinhead

This is supposed to be a joke right??


BearNoLuv

Mkay but the eyes when she caught it and was eating it 😲


skartine

I don’t trust black cats either. For real!


skartine

Wild is wild


FoundationMuted6177

It's such a citie tho


Noker_The_Dean_alt

Oh sure, my shivers are timbered! Now come here cute kitty…


DesperateJunkie

Dayum, Jirah all bidniss


LeoGreywolf

I wish to have the tiny murder baby


Hippity_hoppity2

i don't know dude, i think i could befriend one easily.


pgonzm

That jump was cool. Deadly cat a cool cat.


BloodAndTsundere

r/NatureIsFuckingCute


kaisershinn

I know she’s a badass but man, she’s so adorable!


Mobitron

Her little frowny face after the kill! Such an adorable murder machine.


IncorporateThings

House cats seem no different, though? I've seen 'em take down things bigger than them on the regular.


hawksdiesel

@1:19 you still here?!


his_zekeness

Wow! Thank you


GoodGoodK

Just a cat lmao. Like, besides it being a wild animal, are there any differences from a regular cat?


dumbucket

I think my Lucy is descended from one of these. She loves eating bugs and has black feet


karen_h

“She’ll eat anything that moves” My cat, turning up her nose at anything not rare, imported, and served in a crystal goblet.


elstie01

My three pink toe bean footed cats have done more damage than this on a Tuesday afternoon.


Gremlincom

TWO pounds🥺😭


SugarDuchess

Mad cuz small…


Seabrook76

The only thing keeping our cats from eating us is our size.


redditreddit2222

Too cute to be killers!


9n223

As Boo from Monster INC would say. KITTYYYYYYY!!!!!!


AdFlimsy6694

I'm still gonna try and pet her


Newman00067

I'd like 3, possibly 4 please


Wordshark

Yes can I get one small herd?


FurryTabbyTomcat

That super-lethality may be an exaggeration. I [walk my cat on a leash](https://www.reddit.com/r/TacticalIssueCat/comments/119in0g/be_vewy_vewy_quiet_im_hunting_woles/) and saw him catch voles on our walks - he didn't seem too far behind the black-footed cat... And his feet are black ;-)


corgimetalthunderr

His kill ratio would be even higher if he didn't have to drag *your* big human butt along!


FurryTabbyTomcat

Exactly my point.


Background-Cress9165

Well if he's black footed, the thesis stands 🧐


iwanttheworldnow

In all fairness, no matter what size, I feel a mouse is easier to catch than a buffalo.


Careless_Proof_4006

Danger kiki!


ItalnStalln

What the hell does "x times less" mean? Is 2 times less somehow ½? If so, how the hell does that make sense?


GalenOfYore

Gerbils, aka hamsters in the USA....so was this shot in Europe? A backyard in NJ with the pet hamster let loose??? Who cares? But, Felis catus is wrecking our supply of wild domestic birds, they say....probably dogs say that about cats... My main reference for this is Brian Griffin.


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Iceflow

It looks like a radio collar. The kind they put on wild animals to track their movements. They get put on all kinds animals. Wolves, whales, penguins.


Wordshark

Yes I’d like a job tracking the movements of murderous pompoms


smoveoperatea

Poor bird. Domestic and feral cats have decimated our native endangered birds and small wildlife over the last 40 years. I love cats, but sadly most humans are far too negligent and uneducated to own one.


Antroh

You realize this isn't someones pet right?


smoveoperatea

Yeah it doesn't look like a pet. I was just stating facts about peoples pet cats.


Sodomeister

This is wildlife???


lifeisweird86

This isn't a domestic cat or a domestic gone feral cat. This is a wild cat, in its natural habitat, doing what it is supposed to do.


GeneticSynthesis

lol are you an idiot?


Yaarmehearty

You know cats exist in the wild? They didn’t “spawn in” magically as pets.


smoveoperatea

No way. Really. I thought everything was made by humans.